God tier greentext stories
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God tier greentext stories
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You all lost
>>671368717
Didn't happen
>>671368717
I know it's fake but that's a dick move theoretical fucks did nothing wrong
>>671371386
Fat fucks*
aww come on guys, that cant be everything.
moar!
>>671367051
>God tier greentext stories
>doesnt post one
/thread
>>671371659
Are you fucking sure mate?
>>671367516
>implying that happened
>>671367516
>>671372481
thumbnail you pleb
>bump
dont let this die /b/
>>671371659
this
>>671367051
That thing looks like a faggot I know
That's a sad but good one
>>671368789
Thank god I didn't read it all and saw this gem directly.
OP was spewing bullshit.
>>671373932
>greentext
>posts non greentext
>>671373932
/int/ /ck/ and /k/ have some of the greatest gold
>>671367051
i used to fuck that shrek girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door was closed she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. the tears and makeup would drip down her face on to my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually one time while she was crying and sucking, i asked what was wrong? in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her boyfriends favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about how she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore.
this was the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
>>671368666
666 get
>>671369997
Someone on tumblr saw, and it was posted there.
>>671373808
best story i´ve ever read in 4chan
>>671371386
>theoretical fucks
>>671375506
Anons sex life
The story of Chinman, Part 1
>>671367516
I don't believe for a second this is real.
>>671375895
Part 2
>>671375976
Part 3
>>671376147
Part 5 (end)
>>671374018
But anon, a bitcoin mining rig is a real thing, and it does use internet.
>>671374018
Well isn't that kind of the point that he had no idea what he was doing, so he wouldn't know that bitcoin mining uses processor more than bandwidth?
one of my fav
Long but satisfying
The Plague Doctor!
>>671369302
I've actually done this :(
Classic
>>671377199
TOP KEK
>>671377318
patently bullshit
>>671368989
"allah bout allah"
Fucking lost.
>>671377688
>>implying greentext stories actually happen
>>671368989
trying too hard to be funny
>>671368453
Any one got that pic set?
>>671371510
I keked with tears on top. I cant dace for shit too. Good idea when im forced to do it. I will try it, because i know reload animations from bows to laser guns.
Bumping for Potential
Don't let this thread die
>>671372481
>thumbnail.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbEYnsEMbE
>>671373808
the feels.
This is the shit I come to 4chan for
>>671372089
school shootings are a good thing!
>>671368789
This is pure gold. I remember staying late until the end of that bread.
>>671367516
Just because you're the father doesn't make you not a pedophile
>>671371836
>Clover
Noice
>>671368717
Not even a smirk. So obvious fake not a shred of it seems real with the over the top writing.
>>671370019
this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life
>>671377129
lsot
>>671381882
nigga thats already posted
>>671377199
>>671381942
lost your ability to type in a non-retarded fashion
>>671380304
>>671380193
same girl?
>>671377909
terrorist found
>>671382119
>>671381882 (You)
nigga thats already posted
>>671377199
ok
>>671367860
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
>>671383072
>newfag using paint
>>671370286
This
>>671383072
are you retarded?
>>671383072
Wtf dude?
>>671369900
good old /b/
Does anyone have the one where Anon goes to a praty, arrives early, start eating pasta with his hands and then runs out after being caught with the pasta to his car?
>>671383072
id screencap this if it were just a bit funnier
Post a number between 1 and 1430
>>671384889
1132
>>671384974
As you wish
Someone got the greentext where a guy sticks a Buzz Lightyear actionfigure up his ass?
>>671384889
947
>>671384913
518
>>671385319
>>671384889
889
>>671384889
911
>>671386030
>>671384889
635
>>671381583
anyone else hate the food waste stories?
>>671381882
reposted last thing I saved
can't even remember what I was trying to post
>>671386434
>>671377379
How come you're alive then?
>>671368789
>got 10 chicken nuggets
kek
>>671388356
i dont get it
>>671388356
I don't get it
plz xplain
>>671384889
1427
Someone asked for Buzzlightyear, so here it goes
>>671384889
1234
>>671389536
top kek
>>671371836
>he hasn't updated to Clover 2.1.3
>>671384889
324 pls
>>671371386
yeah I knew it was fake when they said 'white' males
>>671389749
thanks
is there a 2nd half of story where he goes nuts at her for selling his stuff?
>>671390179
>they aren't using Chanu
>>671369987
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED JUST NOW
>>671389536
>I've got a friend in me
my fucking sides
>>671385209here you go
>>671391195
>>671390872
jesus guys i dont have time for novels
>>671390872
Fuck you and your impenetrable wall of text
>>671391195
10000x10000? dafuq nigga
>>671383072
you got me pretty hard anon
>>671391759
this dude showed up in a milo yiannopoulos vid recently
>>671391595
well... at least my failure contributes in some way and i dont have to an hero
>>671392025
no, oh no, dont misunderstand this, you HAVE to an hero
>>671391036
can you post the best on your folder?
>>671368666
Everybody get on the floor, Satan is a dinosaur.
>>671392354
I have no clue what the best are, I just downloaded whatever archives I found, besides, everyone has different tastes.
>>671380407
yeah but its normal to give your own child a kiss and its not a pedophile thing..
>>671372380
>implying anything on /b/ ever happened
literally 90% or even more on /b/ is fake are you retarded?
OP here. Been afk for 3 hours and the thread is still up. I'm impressed
>>671391886
Sauce?!
>>671375976
I love how fitting the last image is
>>671393575
I sometimes think I've seen it all on this website and then you see a story about how someone got a blowjob from snails.
>>671394358
snailjob
>>671371836
That's not a fucking greentext, retard.
>>671369900
checked and love for that anon, whereever he may /b/e
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