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GOD IS DEAD

also , weird stuff that takes faith in humanity thread.
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>>671332375
Wtf ...
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>>671332680
You must be new here.....
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>>671332375
its the way he just casually keeps prolapsing out while doing the insertion that weirds me out with that clip.

that cant be healthy...
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>>671332375
Why did it end so early?
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>>671333003
He dead
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>>671332961
sauce
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>>671332918
>that cant be healthy
you don't say
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>>671333097
KEK
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>>671333062
That was Mr. Hands and that thrust ruptured his internal organs and he died.
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>>671333280
>>671332918
>that cant be healthy...
You see THAT can't be healthy
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>>671333097
Instructions unclear dick caught in bottle
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>>671332961
He died of eternal bleeding
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My faith in humanity can never be shaken.
Long live humanity
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>>671333712
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>>671333712
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>>671333827
>>671333969
Hail humanity
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>>671334432
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>>671334432
*Aryan supremacy
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>>671335175
Fuck off weakling.
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>>671333280
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>>671335565
Not the pic I posted
The other part of 4chan who received my pic is going to barf
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>>671332961
RIP Mr hands
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>>671332961
rip in peace mr hands
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>>671335808
terrible, terrible shoop
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>>671332869
Where can find more and link pls
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>>671335945
Says some fag
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>>671332375
That's gay
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>>671335808
Fake, asians dont have penises
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>>671336243
So you deny the pic being shopped ? Are you blind ? Retarded ? Both ?
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>>671333667
> eternal bleeding
lol
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>>671333712
This. Humanity has survived worse than people with mutilated penises and fecal enthusiasts.
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>>671335565
>>671335747
Lol is there a way to find where your image went?
Here's >>>671333953
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>>671333969
MAM, I just need to check inside YO Asshole
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>>671333158
I am now fully erect.
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>>671336507
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>>671336874
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>>671333549
kek
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>>671336916
That's Roxy Raye, 10/10
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>>671336874
.
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>>671336456
This
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>>671336798
Fuck the one with no asshole was ment for you
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>>671335654
people actually do this too themselves? Jesus Christ. Like on purpose or what? How would you find pleasure in that?....
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>>671336798
..
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>>671336369
>eternal
kek didnt catch that the first time
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>>671336798
...
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>>671336798
....
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>>671332375
>faith in humanity
Any adult who still has it is a hopelessly naive fool.
But tbh fetishes don't have much to do with it.
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>>671336798
.....
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>>671337098
>>671337188
annnnnnnnnnnnd it's gone.
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>>671337422
That guy died from that lol
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>>671332375
To be fair, he really looks like he's enjoying himself.
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>>671337849
was it because of "eternal" bleeding
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>>671337846
Is it back yet?
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>>671337993
Don't steal my joke
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>>671337936
I dont doubt it must feel pretty fucking incredible, and unlike anything else.

if reality had a save point, so you could undo all that stuff, I'd sort of be curious to find out how that all felt.
its the effects being permanent that I wouldnt want.
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>>671333280
The worst thing here is the length of the bolts he used.
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>>671338012
ayyyy thats my nigga OG mudbone of course its back
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>>671338077
I'm sorry....
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>>671338218
Gone?
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>>671338198
So fucking disgusting
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>>671338249
You should be.... who the fuck do you think you are. ..... stealin another persons joke
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>>671338415
Its dried semen looks like 3 days old
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>>671338578
I think am a massive faggot named Ryan. Please don't hurt me daddy.
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>>671338668
I know what it is, all of us have it at least one time but how many Yens paid to that little Asian to fucking eat it god...
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>>671333158
Lol Sky is gonna be pissed when she sees this.
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>>671338668
>looks like 3 days old
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>>671338826
Get on your knees ryan, imma make you suck ma dick
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>>671338873
Sky?
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>>671338930
Wat
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>>671337849
no he did survive
thats him:
>>671335500

https://dnbforum.com/threads/1-man-1-jar-speaks-nsfw.79645/
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oh god
i think i cried a bit
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>>671339480
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>>671332961


http://www.bestshockers.com/2-guys-1-horse/
Source
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>>671339767
sauce?
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>>671336456
>gif

i ain't clicking on that. i'm pretty sure there's some sort of jumpscare that will work perfectly.
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>>671339665
>2 guys 1 horse
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>>671339904
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>>671336719

WAT ?
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>>671336456
It's a spiral
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>>671333712
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND! 8 SCOOPS A DAY C`MON, EAT BIG TO GET BIG!
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>>671339767
Good luck keeping a fucking baby up there for 9 months. Well, the entire organ is probably broken anyway..
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>>671338198
what tge actual fuckj
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>>671339767
She just gave life to a bottle of pepsi kek
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>>671339767
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http://www.heavy-r.com/video/142247/Fucking_Dead_Girls/
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>>671332375
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>>671338668
Its smegma you dip
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>>671333280

this kills the penor
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>>671332375
This is a thing in Australia. The penis splitting or genital bisected. Something some of the indigenous tribes do as a rite of passage. Also allegedly the elders who have their penises split get little boys to fuck their urethra holes. Pretty raunchy shit.
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>>671332375
why? ....
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>>671337663
I still can't find this, sauce?
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>>671341656
>The penis splitting or genital bisected.

>elders who have their penises split get little boys to fuck their urethra holes.

well there you have it. the most /b/ post I've ever seen.

never change /b/

>nevah
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>>671341068
zozzle
>2k3+13 and still using kek
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>>671338072
Until today I always thought that if your fat you don't have genitals, I figure you have to cut off your dick or press a hot iorn on your vag to become fat .
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>>671333556
fucking sace this someone please
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>>671342012
>>671341656

a meme is born
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>>671342054
Yeah bitch i'm notgonna use your filthy trap like zozzle shit. Just grab your cancer and leave /b/
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>>671339767
Sauce
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>>671336456
it's a spiral. then goatse
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>>671333712
I fucking hate this shit species. Fuck you humanistic filth.
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>>671342297

it's YUUUUGE
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>>671336099
Dirtstyle dot tv
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>>671338198
Always eat dick cheese with crackers
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>>671333062

Do follow his example, kind Sir :)
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>>671335945
Anyone else thinks he looks fuckinnf adorable?
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>>671342527
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>>671342527
.
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>>671342767
He looks like something you'd find if you google searched creepy pasta
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>>671342297
i was waiting for that depressurization
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>>671342297

anyone else disappointed that it didn't finish with a cumshot
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>>671332961

I remember Mr. Hands. Miss him dearly. First heard of him on TheYNC, back when that site was legit. Now it's kind of just shit, like most of these places.
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>>671333097

Been there done that.
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>>671339302
I'd still fuck
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>>671339621
What
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>>671342297

You know, I always wondered what kind of damage that would do to your testicles.

Your cock might be able to take it, but I feel like that would just absolutely ruin the structure of the testes
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>>671344015
you waiting to hear a loud pop at end? kek
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>>671332375
God is not dead, if you feel as though he has abandoned you because you nothing that is not reason for him to be preserved as dead, this is because those who have everything have been tempted by the devil as Satan says he can give you everything we're as God will see how faithful you are with nothing, God is good and wishes to spend goodness if you are good to him.
At least that's how I see it annon
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>>671336369
>>671337657
Newfags
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This is what suicide looks like

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
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>>671344189
I was waiting for him to undo it and show us his Higgs cock
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>>671336369
>>671337657
NEWFAGGGGS
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>>671338198
I'm fairly certain at this point that japanese porn isn't made for consumers
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>>671344394
>jpg
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>consumption
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>>671344554
Watch video
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>>671344189

nah, wouldn't hear a pop from a vacuum, since what it's doing is causing the tissue itself to expand.

We wouldn't hear a pop, we'd see it stretch and stretch until the flesh literally couldn't be pulled anymore and it would just rip. In multiple places.

Said expansion is why I feel it would kill your nuts, but I don't actually know, and I don't really know where to even start looking for an answer besides here.
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>>671344394

4/10 dive

>but he REALLY stuck the landing
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>>671336719
Is there a story behind this?
There's also pic related wich seems to relate to it
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>>671345028
that's spielberg's kid, litterally covered in the box office money
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>>671344321
God is a horrible chaste sex hating bastard, and he has abandoned us. I welcome our dark lord satan into our hearts.
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>>671344394
Y niggas gotta scream n shout yo
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>>671344394
that sound when he hits the concrete...
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>>671344394
That siren and the yelling
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>>671345285
Not gonna happen faggot,as God's word has been tainted by evil, unless you have red the original bible that is untranslated then you haven't red the world of God, the current bible has been edited to middle age beliefs and extremist values grieving the impression of him being a "chaste sex hating bastard"
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>>671346124
Hes an evil violent bastard, and as such his follwers should all be burned by fire.
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>>671346580
And at what point is he evil, Satan tempts you into believing you are a god and all powerful so as that you do his bidding it is a path of self destruction so enjoy you time of suffering when you go to hell
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>>671335747
nemesis' waifu
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>>671346742
There's ugly and then there's deformed
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>>671347194
Would you enjoy that, someone going to hell?
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Don't cut yourself on that edge
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>>671347194
Because that chaste son of a bitch is an oppresive cunt, damning you to eternal torture if you dont follow his unruely rules. How the fuck is that a loving anon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ghHaMrXyTQ
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>>671347529
No its the path that you chose if you worship Satan then he is your god and that is what your god offers, were as my god is all forgiving
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>>671333158
one of the (IMO) most attractive girls I've seen in a long time and she's licking horse dick..
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>>671333158
Fake, on original shes licking a Baseball bat
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>>671347988
Your god is an unforgiving cunt, making people feel bad for cimes only he deems sinful, that any rational mind would tell you isnt wrong. Also, all this negative shit about satan is from the fucking bible, its like the most biased source of information in our case. Also, hell is more of a penal colony full of monsters and carnal pleasures, so it sounds like heaven to me.
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>>671332961
and that's the last time we saw OP alive
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>>671348299
Story?
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>>671344394
Fucking made me pump some blood.
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>>671348400
God doesn't exist
Shut the fuck up
Shit post more or get out
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>>671348370
That shield cracks me up every time.
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thank you God
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>>671349012
>names everything in the Jewish part of the bible
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>TFW no hannah minx porno
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>>671348400
You say he in unforgiving yet they haven't had there time of judgement for him to forgive them, and any suffering is not the work of god but the work if man something he doesn't have control over, as for the felling bad like I said the bible has been tainted and those who do make people feel bad have forgotten there own prayer forgive thou neighbour and this is not the work of god
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>>671349215
>thinking that part doesnt count
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>>671339189
Sky Ferreira. She wouldn't care tho
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>>671349215
It's still technically the bible
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>>671342297
This is why you never saw Matt Damon taking a piss outside on Mars.
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>>671336099

>Google "scatrina cleo"

Part 1, 2, 3, 4. You're welcome.
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>>671349465
I wont forgive the people who have wronged me, and i wont forgive that fucking bastard god for bringing me into this world of pain and despair. Dont you see anon, i have nothing to be thankful for, i wish i was never born in the first place.
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>>671349215
>thinks the entire bible isn't jewish
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>>671336719
Stewart!
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>>671349422
Apparently, she's married and has a kid now.
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>>671334591
sauce?
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>>671350413
When do we abduct her and make her /b/s personal pornstar?
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>>671350599
Forget HER. We need to get Suzy.
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>>671339904

>gif
>no sound
>jumpscare

>being this much of a pussy
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>>671350724
Suzy is ugly. She isnt thick, has huge cat eyes, or big tits literally the size of most of our heads.
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>>671350923
>huge cat eyes
That's literally all I need
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>>671337188
holy shit. i've heard about this medical condition in med school but have yet to seen pics since it's so rare. i'm surprised that person has lived long enough to reach this age with no way to have their body remove waste. wow.
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>>671336916
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>>671351148
Fucking ugly skank, why do you like her so much anon?
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>>671351408
I like her personality, the fact that she's down to earth, the fact that her hobbies are similar to mine, etc.
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>>671344394
>splut
you should see someone get hit by a train,
it's like, pop, now you're a jigsaw puzzle.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5695a8c54ed92
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>>671351611

does she give you a sense of euphoria?
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>>671351836
She would. I'd lick her feet and such. But, this isn't a Suzy thread, so I'll chill.
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>>671351611
>>671351836

rather, does she give you a sense of fedoria?
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>>671349760
If that is so then I understand why you would side with the devil annon as you wish to go against God, but if you do that it is not God who will betray you but Satan will, I'm not saying be 100% faithful to God,you wouldn't be why should if you tried to be faithful and gained nothing out of it, and God did not bring you into this world he only created it and let humanity decided it's fate, if you are unhappy with the world and what it is ( and I can't blame you as I feel the same way) just know it was not god who you should be angry with as he didn't make the world as messed up as it is it is humanity and that is who you should be angry at not god
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>>671339621

What the in the actual fucking what the fucking fuck fuck?
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>>671351813
http://scatrina.com/video/9NBXAD1544M2/Lesbian-scat-eating-mouth-full-of-shit
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>>671352360
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/209148/Japanese_Lesbian_Scat_Play/
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>>671338294

... she's not even Japanese.
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>>671352131
He let it turn to shit, he abandonnd us, id rather side with satan if only to spite that fickle uncarring diety.
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>>671348299
Whats this from
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>>671352494
this
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> gays are normal people, just like you and me
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>>671336916
Mom's spaghetti
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>>671352965
>implying you haven't done something similar with your gf
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>>671352494
He gave us freedom to choose right from wrong and the world you see is the wold we choose to create, if you side with Santa he will betray you, as he did with God despite God blessing him with beauty, just remember this annon
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>>671333158
bout fucking time someone posted this. I was looking for this for a long time. You da real mvp annon
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>>671335945
Let me show you, the music of the night!
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>>671353410
He will never betray me. He betrayed god because ge saw the horror in his actions, if anything hell treat me better then god would.
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>>671353472
its fake
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>>671353820
He won't he will make you believe that to betray you,
Or this is how I see it
I could be wrong as I do not know how Satan or god will act.
Now I'm am not saying that I am with out sin but in my eyes Satan is evil and tempts people into believing him to betray them if I am then you can take comfort in knowing I am the one who will be betray by God, and I am just to stupid to see it,but remember this is how I see it for you annon
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>>671350413
A well fed kid, I'm sure
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>>671354861
Youve been fed that bastard messiahs lies, anon. Come to the dark side, reject your fickle and bitchy god, and let satan come into your dark heart.
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>>671352234
sause please gentelman
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>>671354623
I know it is but seen it once and couldn't find it until now.
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>>671337447
>people actually do this too themselves? Jesus Christ. Like on purpose or what? How would you find pleasure in that?....
Why are you being so judgmental?
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>>671355364
>sauce please gentleman

Hoisin by the looks of it or maybe Oyster.
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>>671355217
No, I won't not out of ignorance but personal belief I am no we're near God's light and going to heaven but I wish not to side with evil
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>>671339621
>condom

Jesus christ, shooting a porno wearing a condom is like eating a fancy meal with your nostrils. It's fucking pointless.
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>>671355686
I belive gods evil, only a brainwashed retard or a child who doesnt know better thinks otherwise.
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>>671338093
>2016
>still not cutting your dick in half
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>>671356128
Fucking cucks these days, am i right anon?
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>>671348801
Mass murderer in prison. Taking hormone treatments, doing coke and blowing fellow inmates in prison.

Just living the good life really.
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>>671355964
For now yes, I do see God as good maybe when I am older I will see God as evil but for now i don't
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>>671356867
Well, aslong as hes happy, thats all that matters.
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>>671357146
He was. I mean, he loved coke and cock, and he had plenty of it while never ever slightly felt any regret for strangling 10 nurses to death.
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>>671351611
>>671351611
>>671351611
honestly anon, I've seen you post shit like this for MONTHS. I am not sure if you are the most aspie autistic faggot of the year, or if you are the NUMBER ONE FAN THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE type. Either way, you need to realize she will be afraid of you. You are creepy, awkward, and rapey. There is zero, and I mean, zero chance you will ever lay this girl, unless it's by force. And from what I've seen, you probably haven't ruled that out. I'm sure you even have her obituary picture picked out, you sick Buffalo Bill motherfucker. Now go play beautiful horses and get back to obsessing over something you will never, ever have.
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>>671357347
Wow, this man is what everyone here aspires to be. A mass murdering psychopath, while enjoying a life of carefree luxary. I wish i could be as happy as this man.
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>>671357712
>I wish i could be as happy as this man.
I don't think they feel joy as such, more momentary pleasure.
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>>671358602
>I don't think they feel joy as such, more momentary pleasure.

Maybe you should try strangling a hooker?
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>>671352334
how 2 pee
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>>671355364

jap femdom site called Yapoo's Market
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>>671336287
Sauce?
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>>671359049
>implying I haven't
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>>671362042
NOW THATS'A LOT'A MEATBALL
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>>671346569
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>>671332375
Hemipenes? Must be that snake fucker guy...
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>>671362496
Wait, how did that episode end? He was the chicken fucker right?
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>>671332961
RIP in peace Anal cavity
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>>671363304
>Chicken lover

And officer barbrady finally could read
>timmy the timid taxidermist
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>>671362042

tonight's gonna be an Arby's night
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>>671337422
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>>671363914
>And officer barbrady finally could read
Oh right. Great ep
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>>671337849
Nothing of value was lost
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>>671332375
>but I pee from there
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>>671348559
Kek
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>>671332375
you are just watching on death and posting death
god is not here
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>>671341602
is that a fucking dodo?
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>>671336456
lost
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>>671348198
Yeah, the shadows looked kinda weird. Still hot though.
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>>671333753
pretty lisa is my queen
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>>671355004
Humans are weird.
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>>671348370
>when i cum it isnt whole and my masterbate is fire
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Aaaaaaannd there goes my boner
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>>671366068
Y is it always the fat pastey ones.
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>>671366068
how do you keep living after something like this?
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Anyone want this done to a picture? Im taking requests.. will do the first 2-3 replied to this post
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>>671366413
splinters
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>>671334591
Duke skywalker da king
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>>671366413
I wish the other one was real :(
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>>671361866
sauce pls?
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sombodey drew this in seriousness
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>>671367501
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>>671355004
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>>671367610
Heh, I think I saw this in a National Geographic once. The lengths one goes to to get a picture...
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>>671367379
kek I actually know this guy.

Lives in HS Arkansas.

He's a fucking loon. He brought his monte carlo into our shop once to change the oil and I seduced it, and peed on it while he waited in the waiting room
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>>671355004
the look in her eye says something like: "of course i love this, why wouldnt you"
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>>671340304
>>671345028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU
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