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porn threads are the best place for philosophical discussion
>>671299223
yep
Snuggles, what do you think of Eric?
op claiming id
this is a philosophical discussion thread, not a porn thread
What's the perfect mid day drink?
Chans are for discussion rather than imagedumps anyways.
>>671299313
are tarantulas soft or rough
I have never held one
>>671299370
alcoholic or non
also where do you live
>>671299440
They're like little puppy dogs with more legs.
>>671299370
Carbonated water.
>>671298620
Sadly this was not the case
>>671298687
I can't do ananything about it.. I'm addicted ;n;
>>671298729
Okay.. I'm alright with the neck pain now knowing that
>>671299554
yes now I want to hold one
>>671299440
non because I'm a loser.
Guess
>>671299313
I am mildly disgusted
mildly intrigued
and mostly apathetic
as is Eric. He probably doesn't give a shit.
>>671299554
did you get more moss for her?
>>671299370
antifreeze
>>671299395
>discussion
ew
maybe i'll meet some neat gays at the gay bar i might go to in a week
>>671299642
I remember your images.
Did you have a name?
>>671299642
Eric is a little cutie. He's my friend and I love him. Don't be disgusted.
>>671299630
You should.
>>671299700
No, and Eric is a male.
>>671299618
Go cold turkey. Get that monkey off your back once and for all.
Holy fuck Martin I swear to God if that was you pissing and moaning about Kaen joining the military I'm going to change my major to meteorology so that I can accurately predict jet stream patterns so as to cut a month long bean fueled fart that will successfully reach Florida and choke your ass to death so you can enjoy dying with the taste of bullshit in your mouth.
>>671299319
go to bed
>>671299618
start smoking cigarettes
it helps really
>>671299633
tea of some sort is good
I drink water mostly though when it's not alcohol
I guess japan
>>671299824
next time I am in texas I will visit and hold eric
>>671299884
this is a good post
>>671299888
no fuck off
>>671299804
You may call me Snuffles
>>671299888
>>671299888
>>671299888
>>671299888
>>671299824
wait i thought you wanted a girl :c
>>671299884
This post is great
I like this post
>>671299884
If everyone in a military died tonight, the world would be a better place.
Love,
Martin
>>671299884
im fucking choking on goldfish right now hly shit
>>671299967
Fine be that way
Dickhead
>>671300016
You suck
fuck
spiders
>>671299794
>Might
Just do it.
>>671299967
Oooh, yeah tea sounds good.
Nope.
>>671300126
ow the edge
>>671299884
This post gives me reason to live
SNUGGLES, SAY YOU LOVE ERIC!
>>671299967
Hopefully I'll have a Texas Brown soon. A female, cause they're big ol' fatties.
>>671300023
I did, but this species has no significant differences between males and females as far as longevity and size goes.
>>671299845
>>671299922
O-okay, I will
..thanks for the concern
>>671300145
i really want to hurt whoever came up with those godawful character designs
>>671300258
By edge do you mean liberty?
>>671299824
I'm friendly with spiders provided they stay away from my personage, they can even stay in certain corners of the house and catch mosquitoes
but they get close they die they touch me I scream like a little bitch and everyone around me laughs
Eric doesn't look like the kind of spider that's "useful" at any rate.
>>671300126
>NEET, a person surviving on the charity of other people
>bitching about somebody else being a welfare queen
OH JESSUS FUCK IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>671300126
Why are you here, you're like the dude in Shiki that hated "normies" for no good reason and then cries when people get mad at you for being a senseless dick.
>>671300369
What's wrong with Pitou's design?
>>671300408
that's not how things work actually
but you're uneducated, so it's okay that you think like that
>>671299370
Balls.
>>671300444
:)
>>671300470
No idea what shiki is
>>671300513
>believes fascism is the way to freedom
Keep on believing that, bub.
>>671300320
ohhhh. i want photos of the fatty texas one too when you get it!~
spiders are great
>>671300145
fucking piece of shit waste of air aussie I hope you DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671300161
fuck where is it midday now
europe is around +7
so I guess that's asia or oceania
unless it's not actually midday where you are in which case I dunno why you'd ask that question
>>671300320
what are the features of those
>>671300408
I like to edge guys
>>671300533
Oh fuck the big balls
So thick and lovely, similar to my cat roger
>>671300708
I am sorry. I just got here and did not realize the thread was this entertaining. I just saw you and had to tell you to go to bed as per usual
>>671300754
please don't rape your cat
>>671300840
o-oh
I guess I'm sorry too
04:00
I should sleep.
>>671300884
i think he should
>>671300926
It's okay I still love you
>>671300533
Gross.
>>671300708
5 is pretty mid day I'd say.
>>671299794
get in your fucking car and go
right now I don't care what your local time is just go I promise if I went to the one in Birmingham right now it would be packed
SOMEONE there will fuck you. Don't get too drunk, don't get raped by being an idiot, let someone, anyone know where you are before you leave with him. Play safe. Talk with him, see if you like him. You just might, and if you don't, get up and leave. Simple. You don't owe anyone anything.
You have to make this happen, just like you have the power to make it a fun experience, and you have the responsibility to stay safe. But you aren't getting anywhere sitting here talking to a pervert dog
>>671300976
you should go on the long sleep
like kill yourself
>>671301052
Balls are great
>>671299884
oh fuck the clint-o-cano has errupted
do i solo queue or what
>>671301052
what do you want vag or something
you're gross
>>671301056
Meet up with me and strangle me, man.
>>671301137
Rarely
>>671301250
Dota?
Also why all the spiders and cat rape? wut the hell you assholes
>>671300362
here for you
>>671301001
I think he shouldn't
>>671301300
isn't this place great
>>671301053
but i want to go with my friend
so we can drink
and talk about shit
>>671301250
we can play if you want to
though my account is only lv12 or something
>>671301284
maybe after BCT
>>671301047
that is definitely late afternoon
so that puts you in like the philippines or australia or indonesia or something
>>671301047
<3 <3
>>671301250
oh that reminds me I was gonna get food but I forgot
>>671301285
are you asexual
>>671300418
HE IS A CUTIE AND I LOVE HIM AND SO SHOULD YOU! HE'S LIKE A PUPPY WITH MORE LEGS!
>>671300658
Hopefully I can get one. They're native to this state, but a bit less common as far as collecting goes.
>>671300708
They're fucking huge. Super fat, super calm, super slow, not as docile as Brachypelmas. They're terrestrial opportunistic burrowers.
>>671301370
go then too
>>671301436
Yes, I am in Australia
>>671301300
That's Eric. He's my friend and I love him.
>>671301449
how do spiders react to being pet or stroked
>>671301549
oh I mislinked
>>671301052
>>671301436
here, figure it out
>>671301357
it would make for a great story
>>671301449
I'm sure you can :3
are they hairier?
I mostly come here for porn when I need to masturbate, I always forget to even add to the thread with more porn or post
>>671301300
Also that thing about "my cat roger" is a copy pasta from instagram on Nicki Minaj's profile
>>671300754
fucking end your life
>>671301273
You can't say most sacks aren't gross.
>>671301436
>>671301602
You're very close.
Multi guessing is unfair.
>>671301440
An argument can be made but I'd say no.
Yuki is same timezone as me
>>671301602
You dun maked a mistake
>>671301729
This is great
>>671301689
No u
>>671300997
>'71 MOOSTANG
>center grill is wrong
>grille mounted turn signals were optional, valence mounted was standard, sidemarker lights are wrong
>only has one hood scoop
>that particular hood is only on Mach 1's, which had a spoiler
>this one doesn't
>giant black void in the lifter valley where ref photos got muddy
>this porno is about to turn into a snuff movie if that cocksucker is running, mechanical fans are awesome
I AIN'T EVEN A FERD GUY
>>671301172
Baby you ain't seen nuthin yet.
>>671301602
Depends on the species. The Brachypelma albopilosum is very docile and calm. Others, like the very popular Cobalt Blue are very aggressive.
>>671301656
They are less hairy than the Honduran Curly Hair.
>>671301449
Never held one but I tend to be fine with most creatures around me. Spider walks along the table I tend to be the only one calm enough to take a piece of paper and take it outside while everyone jumps around. I might be a bit nervous if one started to walk along my back but I most likely won't do anything to make it attack me.
>>671301359
It's tacky and I hate it. It kicks ass.
>>671301721
singapore
>>671301748
I KNOW SHUT UP
>>671301946
so they'll attack you or run away or what?
do they ever exhibit signs of enjoyment is what I'm asking I guess
>>671301867
i wasn't looking at the car, nor do i care about it
>>671301580
I am debilitatingly arachnophobic with spiders larger than a quarter :,)
>>671301285
the lesser form.
>>671301370
no you'll probably get me permabanned through diffusion
>>671301436
did you see my chicken ketchup burrito miscreation? it was actually pretty good.
i'd cook for you if i visited.
>>671301867
You forgot "wearing a bracelet/watch while tinkering with an engine"
>>671301467
im not going tonight
>>671301867
can i add you on steam
>>671299223
don't let julian hear you say that
let julian hear you say that.
>>671302230
then go when you wake up
ugh you're missing the point here
>>671302198
I just saw it cuz I looked at my phone now that you mentioned it
it looks
interesting
you should visit and cook for me
>>671302110
NO YOU SHUT UP
Why do you all talk funny
Like you thought way too much about it and want to put on an act
I thought furries were supposed to be all about openness and expression
>>671302429
NO YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
julian can suck my fat cock
Everyone needs to calm down.
>>671302110
Nope.
One more chance before 3 strikes.
You know what happens at 3 strikes.
>>671302198
Why bother?
Unless you're just doing it because friends reasons.
on my walk home I carved into a bunch of glass and popped a bunch of tires and threw a bike into a river
oh and threw a rock through multiple panes of glass at a bus stop
>>671302395
it was basically a chicken sandwich in a tortilla, but with arugula.
>>671302437
a lot of people are putting on some form of an act here
>>671302112
Well I'm being insufferable so you get to deal with it, nerd.
>>671302229
Not really an unforgivable crime, not like somebody getting the bright idea to set base timing while wearing a tie or something.
>>671302230
I dunno, can you?
>>671302487
are you sure you want this
>>671302513
i enjoy the game and it provides the arbitrary goal i need to continue existing.
>>671302520
i saw what you did at that supermarket. did it help?
>>671302576
may i
oh clint
>>671302486
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>671302520
david what the fuck
>>671301990
I'm fine with most things too. But I have a particular soft spot for spiders, roaches, and moths.
>>671302110
Well, every spider species is different, and every spider has a personality. The nervous docile ones will run away, the aggressive ones will go into a threat posture. The ones with urticating hairs will flick them at you, others will bite, the Columbian Giant Tarantula will spin in a circle and try and hit you with the spikes on their legs. The Euthalus sp. Red is incredibly inquisitive, calm, and docile. It likes to wander and explore so it won't hesitate to crawl onto your hand, but it isn't doing that because it wants to be handled. It really just depends. And no, handling spiders excessively stresses them out. They don't hate it, but they don't love it.
>>671302166
He's a lil' cutie pie though.
>>671302609
oh yeah
I was just a little drunk and slightly destructive
>>671302609
yeah kind of
>>671302733
the bike was abandoned
otherwise I would feel bad
>>671302065
>didn't go to sleep yet
>check newspaper name
>check driveway tiles
Not sure if my neighborhood or not.
>>671302632
Man I don't give a fuck, I don't think I'm signed in right now. Probably.
>>671302520
I thought you lived in Boulder- Like, not Detroit?
Every now and then I fall
>>671302900
weren't you in a skype group with some guy who avatarfagged as marty?
>>671302513
south korea
what happens at 3 strikes
>>671302531
I would eat that probably
except ketchup is kinda eh
>>671302699
GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>671302744
oh
that's kinda disappointing I guess
I was hoping you'd pet them and then they'd silently purr or something
>>671302972
off the bed.
>>671302908
I do
that being said I will cost the city money
as much as possible
>>671303031
I FEED ON YOUR LOATHING
>>671303031
They're like any other arthropod.
>>671302744
Had two pet rats a few years ago. They were always fun having around. Sadly I also have a cat so when I open the door I had to lock my room so she wouldn't get in.
>>671303031
I don't know and now I have to think of something because you got it wrong 3 times.
PH was correct.
>>671303153
The hell is on the nose there? Corset piercing on the nose?
>>671303006
I don't use Skype. So no, I probably was never in the group unless it was my one or two times trying Skype out.
>>671302744
They're monsters born to do the bidding of satan and the hanes company- Diabolical creatures that could only be the product of perfect malevolence. Somebody get my holy water and a shoe kissed by the pope.
>>671302858
Were the tires that you popped all belonging to abandoned things as well?
>>671301867
>pic doesn't show back of car to see if spoiler or not
>mach 1's had an optional spoiler.
> hood does have two scoops perspective is key here since the hood isn't a flat piece of shit.
>they did have fan shrouds in the 70's because murica intelligence.
>grills like paint is customizational. comparing a re-build car =/= perfect copy since most drivers fit the vehicle to what they want.
>side markers are incorrect but falls under artistic license.
grill mounted turns were on all mach 1's accept the convertibles. which were optional.
>ferd guy.
>>671303006
>>671301867
also 7/10 for making me fact check. then post a car in a g thread.
>>671303280
skype sucks I agree
>>671303405
Thanks ferd guy, have a Pontiac for your troubles.
>>671303262
I like rats. I like most things. Even things that are likely parasites that emerged from the depths of hell, like Thelyphonida, Amblypygi, and Solifugae.
>>671303297
You're entirely incorrect. Spiders, moths, and roaches are cute little darlings that are misunderstood.
>>671303131
UGH
>>671303179
I dunno what those are like
>>671303271
hurry and think of something good, then
PH?
oh, philippines?
>>671303736
Tell that to the guy who got bit by a brown recluse while sleeping when the necrosis sets in.
>>671303720
i would prefer a fiat over a pontiac. still thank you for thanking me. and i will accept your offer with warm splooge.
>>671303736
I don't really hate anything. Mostly because nearly everything has it's place in the world. Spiders and other things I feel are not really meant to be pets. They are more better in the wild. Rats by now are breed to be pets or used for research. I'm a bit sad how most of the rats in the pet store are more likely used for snake food than for a good home.
>>671303847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
>>671304019
i agree completely
>>671304170
Of course you do
SNUGGLES, GIVE ERIC A KISS AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM!
>>671303847
Insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and myriapods.
>>671303967
You're the third person I'll have yelled at in two days about Recluse spiders and how misunderstood they are.
Give me a minute to type out the response.
>>671304013
Well, in the wild tarantulas like the Brachypelma will live to be about 15. When in captivity they are known to live upwards of 20 years.
>>671304006
>fiat
>laughing Burt Reynolds.gif
Oh you're probably a yuropoor, aren't you? Or God forbid an Australian. Though an idiot in any case~
>>671303967
Robot on spaceman violence. When will they learn; when will any of us learn?
>>671304221
hey that's mine
>>671304270
nope. mexican lolol
just saying i would rather forever drive a fiat than to ever touch a pontiac.
>>671304019
this is pretty great
>>671304100
every filipino I've met has been a wonderful person
>>671304267
yes, I know what they ARE, I just don't know how they behave really
>>671304221
This looks like a cut Jackass sketch.
>>671304399
Well, that depends on the species.
>>671304447
>tesla
>fitting image name for the buyer.
>>671304270
>Or God forbid an Australian
Hey
I resemble that remark
>>671304399
Of course it is, I posted it
>>671304447
why would they cut that
what was your steam clint
>>671302384
no i understand
and i wont go in the morning that's dumb
>>671304399
Hooray for being wonderful.
You're wonderful too.
>>671304396
>mexican
Then my addendum still applies. Also my deepest condolences. Also I'm not sorry for what Trump is going to do to you.
>>671304591
i bet your moans are cute.
i should take a picture of the inside of my "front trunk"
:^)
>>671304267
I'm not saying they can't have a long life. I'm just saying that they are not really pet animals. You need to have special breeding for a few generations before you get a animal that could be a pet animal. Hell in Russia they only just now got domesticated foxes after about 50 years of breeding and I'm sure it's not 100% yet for the public even if those teams say it is.
>>671304671
I do not moan
>>671304396
BUIILD WALL
>>671304668
natrual born american with spic parents.
im set.
ether way all the vehicles ive driven a good old truck will forever have my heart.
>>671304796
>yet.
>>671304536
yes
>>671304591
yes
>>671304625
you're just saying that
>>671304796
are you even alive
>>671304858
I do not see why that would change
>>671304925
I leave moaning to the wife
Usually my mouth is busy
>>671304884
shhh
>>671304591
>I resemble that remark
I am so so sorry- You had to be born on a prison island that went lily-livered so quickly a feminist party can wield serious power there and as such create such a locus of frustration be a one nation internet shit producing factory. I am dreadfully sorry.
>>671304884
I mean it <3
>gfur thread
>99.7% anime shit pictures
Worst thread ever
david did I ever tell you to listen to russian circles
>>671305044
hooray!
>>671305025
okay
>>671305057
best*
>>671305057
hey the start was pretty damn good
>>671304788
Please, these are arthropods. They can't really change them to make them suitable for owning. They don't have brains like mammals or reptiles.
>>671304884
Take crickets for example. They're fucking awful and I hate them.
>>671305090
no that's really bad
you weeboo fucks have a containment board
>>671304616
i-its not dumb to drink in the morning time, not if you have a night shift
lots of fags have night shifts
>>671304601
Man I dunno, they cut things tamer than them shocking their balls and drinking horse cum- Logic goes out the fucking window by then.
>>671304616
"durangodallas" or Vicious
I forget which. Or both.
>>671305167
what is wrong with them
>>671305184
circlejerks are punished on /a/
>>671305026
>feminist party
what?
Isn't America the country where a woman can commit statutory rape on a minor AND get them to pay child support for the rape baby?
>>671305090
omg I hate you
>>671305025
>gfur thread
>wife
uh
>>671305276
yep thats the one great country amiright
>>671304833
THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT'S UP!
>>671304858
I do love my pickups, truly.
>>671305189
nothing popped up for durangodallas
and im not looking for vicious
>>671305188
im also not going to a bar on a fucking sunday
>>671305276
I AM DOING WHAT YOU SAID
>>671305090
stfu, I said worst.
>>671305366
now you're just being a prude
>>671305256
They're loud and they're mean. They'll just start eating each other for no reason sometimes. They stink and they're filthy.
>>671305293
Not everyone in these threads is a pathetically desperate roleplaying turbo-slut faggot
Just most of them
>>671305347
I'm so proud of my dual-citizenship
I get to be part of Straya and Murica
>>671305439
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
>>671305167
Eh you can just takes more effort than most people are willing to do. Do testing on lots of spiders and pick the spiders that act more "friendly" and breed those. Do it again and again and over time you get spiders that are more willing to be held and touched. Yeah their thoughts are more simple but the idea of breeding is still the same just takes more effort.
>>671305276
That's England you were thinking of. Loren Morris case, I do believe.
>>671305189
I have 12 hours until I will have 200 hours of law and order to watch
>>671305446
yes, you did, and that was wrong
>>671305495
that's pretty vulgar, yeah
>>671305527
it's just the way I was born, bby
>>671305446
>unironically saying "stfu"
>not knowing this isnt an actual gfur thread
wew lad
>>671305464
sorry m80
im very introverted
and shit doesnt sound like a good idea to me
>>671305495
Crickets are tasty deepfried
>>671303271
yeah it's an interesting piercing.
>>671305673
sunday is like
the best day
what are you even talking about
>>671305682
what isn't
>>671305673
Techicaly op 3 threads back Posted that this was actualy technically actualy an shitpost thread mkay
>>671305464
SNUGGLES ,LOVE MY SPIDER! I LOVE MY SPIDER YOU SHOULD LOVE MY SPIDER TOO!
>>671305570
They have been breeding some species of tarantula in captivity since the 19th century. There is no difference between a tarantula bred in captivity and a tarantula caught in the wild.
>>671305613
I have over 20 of them in a small cage in my apartment. I used to love crickets. I now hate them, and it's been less than a day.
>>671305682
SNUGGLES DON'T BE MEAN TO ERIC TELL HIM HE'S A CUTIE AND THAT YOU LOVE HIM!
>>671305853
>techicaly
>technically
dude make up your fucking mind
>>671305831
since fucking when
everyone goes to work the next day
>unironically saying wew lad
>>671305366
Eugh, what's yours then? I'll find you.
>>671305934
wasn't it always ironic
>>671305922
>being a wageslave
>>671305922
its like 4:50 calm down about spelling idk why im still awake
>>671305985
remember, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>671305895
are they to feed eric
>>671305673
im just curious why you people always hijack gfur threads when they're not even started as these shitposting cesspools
>>671305933
>>671305933
>>671305933
>>671305933
I classify it as peaceful form of protest
>>671305571
Nope, USA has quite a few
"The most well-known case was of a Kansas boy who, at age 13, impregnated his 17-year-old baby-sitter. Under Kansas law, a child under the age of 15 is legally unable to consent to sex. The Kansas Supreme Court in 1993 ruled that he was liable for child support.
California issued a similar state court ruling a few years later in the case of a 15-year-old boy who had sex with a 34-year-old neighbor. In that case, the woman had been convicted of statutory rape."
This was in an article about a similar case in Arizona, when a 14 year old boy impregnated a 20 year old woman. Years later discovered he had a 6 year old daughter when he got hit with child support demands from the state
>>671306092
Sorry, that was my bad.
>>671306092
tbh its pretty chill now i already came so its like a cooldown thread now
>>671306049
Yes. So I will put up with them like I put up with it being a constant 80 degrees for his comfort. I want him to be a healthy and long lived tarantula so I'm doing everything to make sure he gets the best treatment.
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