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>pic related
>>671266783
Wtck?? Does anyone actually find that attractive??? Jesus fuck
>>671266783
this gets me every time
>>671266783
was he hetero?
>>671266783
His head works in IT and his body works in a chop shop
>>671266783
HE looks alien. AYY LMAOO
>>671268201
could eat that pussy for days
>>671267344
It's fake. It was supposed to be a madame missaud Elton John piece but it melted under the lights.
>>671266783
Is this the physical embodiment of a Second Life avatar?
>>671266783
>>671269859
IS THIS DESCEND?
>>671270146
descent, and dont think so
>>671269859
>>671270146
rip off of Puppet Master whatever it is.
GGGGGGGGGGGAYYYYYYYY
>>671266783
>>671266783
this is my kind of thread hope it doesn't die prematurely
i am 12 and wot is dis>>671266783
>>671269859
More like this?
>>671270407
>>671270908
oh god this is nice
>>671271420
daily life of a dick butt
>>671270822
o fuck... , story ?
>>671266783
>>671271420
what kinda sick shit did your mom do to you?
>>671266783
Help me expand my WTF folder, anons.
inb4 the pink braces, he had it coming..
>>671268799
hahahahah!!! wtttffaf aabaffucckck
>>671272298
How the hell does that even happen?
>>671271553
Source?
>>671271972
>>671272687
someones getting lucky tonight
>>671272765
wat
>>671272517
Ever been punched in the face?
>>671271972
buuuuaaa
>>671270908
Khaleesi?
>>671272674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NnqM7Ojcz8
>>671272981
u oww me a cum covered pick
>>671271689
On Friday, April 20, 2012 body of 63 year old Cicero Rafael was discovered in his isolated house in the municipality of Solidão, state of Pernambuco, Brazil. Six day prior, Cicero Rafael committed suicide by hanging himself from the ceiling of his house.
Former farmer, Cicero Rafael lived alone having separated from his wife with whom he had 6 children. People from the area said that lately he showed signs of depression (whatever that means).
The locality in which the old man resided is sparsely inhabited and without paved roads so access is limited. That is why there was a few days delay between his suicide and the day he was found.
It’s ironic that the name of the municipality where he resided (and took his life) which in Brazilian Portugues reads as Solidão means solitude. Poor man reached an old age and being completely abandoned, he must have felt lonesome and couldn’t handle it anymore.
http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/lone-man-found-six-days-commit-suicide-by-hanging/
>>671273460
i want one
>>671270377
My ex hates when I refer to my dick as a seperate entity.
>You're making him sad :(
>>671270049
What? Is there a story that goes with this?
>>671273692
OP uses this
>>671273253
top kek
>>671268799
VapingIsForPussies.webm
>>671273253
More like this?
>>671270634
Actually she wasn't raped. She was in an abusive relationship with her ex husband and she did those mods because that's how she felt on the inside
>>671273692
>>671273970
this...
>>671266783
>>671272916
Keep it coming niggas. I needs me a good wat
>>671274444
i want one
Found her on periscope
>>671271005
>>671274195
Hello Newfriend!
>>671274682
i wish this was me
>>671274556
plz don't want one. plz.
>>671273825
My ex named my penis
>>671274444
Checked
>>671274773
>Hello Newfriend
i smell a newfag nigger
>>671266783
who is she
>>671272687
The ice cube tray. What are those even for. I mean after sticking a few up the ass
>>671268201
great pussy whoa
>>671273460
>>671275529
well what else would you do with them?
>>671275303
How is newfriend newfaggoty?
>>671266783
>>671275219
That's what I'm looking for in a girl!
>>671270407
Guro make jappy happy!
>>671275303
fuck off, you are a newfriend like he called you. PROTIP: If you don't know an expression just lurk moar, you made an ass of yourself by showing that you didn't even know "newfriend "
>>671273053
I used to want to experience it
>used to
>>671274444
Damn. I didn't even notice that get til you pointed it out. Noice
>>671275125
>>671270908
will he finally get the oscar?
>>671276085
I know exactly how I feel about this.
>>671274355
>mfw
>>671268201
Why does she have 6 toes?
>>671275303
The most newfaggoty thing you can do is call someone a newfag for a non-newfaggoty thing. You fucking newfag.
>>671275927
well considering newfriend is a nicer way of saying newfag
>>671270299
wow this is old nice one.
>>671275125
>>671270546
What exactly are they doing?
>>671270049
Dude...this I can fucking fap to.
>>671276705
So? Anon could be using it ironically, or simply to sound more condescending.
>>671276968
Nah bro.
>>671277230
THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN FAP TO!
>>671266783
>>671266783
>>671268201
my kind of party
>>671277913
we are going in the right direction
>>671268799
i love this pussy
must be fucking tight when squeezing
>>671278156
>>671268799
Lostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostitlostit
>>671276963
Trying too hard.
>>671276564
that....is a really good fuckin question...
>>671278346
im drinking while browsing this thread, but now wish i were high while watching this. this shits mind blowing.
>>671278346
hello little dude want some candy?
>>671273692
i can fap to this
>>671278882
i can fap to this
>>671277573
Nice
>>671274854
strange feel but same here
>>671275529
Sticking them in the pussy you idiot, she's elsa from FROZEN
>>671278942
not gonna lie....this gave me wood
>>671279106
the fuk is tha?
>>671279360
Heart outside the ribcage
>>671266783
>>671276138
lost
>>671279360
>filename
>>671279490
>>671279106
wtf poor lil grill.
Fuck you Ectopia Cordis
>>671279441
but why?
>>671269859
Can't seem to find the sauce :/
>>671279576
thanx
>>671279639
REC 2
>>671279639
thats from the hills have eyes remake or the descent .
>>671278346
mission aborted!
call nasa
>>671279448
omg what is this from kek
>>671276564
How in the fuck...?!?
>>671279448
niggers > yellows
yellows are destructive
yellows are hitlerpenis
>>671279865
AyyLMAO
>>671273829
Not sure, I've seen this a couple times and never gotten the story. Clearly it is some sort of halfway sex change operation, but that is all I know.
>>671275712
Randy?
>>671275303
>>671276705
>>671277506
Both of you are newfags. Newfriend was a forced meme years ago when newfag was filtered to newfriend. Newfriend is now used ironically because of said thing that happened years ago.
>>671270822
Just needs a hug
>>671270546
please tell me thats milk
>>671270634
I don't think people understand what rape is about
>>671266783
The Black He Man
>>671270908
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
>>671280677
>>671280408
>>671280483
ok, to much internet for now.
>>671280766
>>671279636
Birth defect
>>671280833
new fag
>>671280834
>>671280833
I have succeded
>>671280195
Bruh, reverse mermaid no question.
No gross fish parts. Get anal and vag.
>>671276416
good movie. that bear scene tho
>>671273829
I think it's someone born with XXY chromosomes, so they have a penis and a vagina. Dunno for sure
>>671280408
sauce?
>>671280408
>>671280483
based shintaro kago
Guys I'm high on speed. What's the best way to get furiously horny?
>>671281491
>>671269859
Rec 2, a spanish movie. Its pretty good. Not sure its that one or the prequel
>>671280834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3QvJVJC00
>>671278346
ayy lmao
>>671270407
some fucking talented loser actually made this
>>671281273
What the fuck is that disgusting animal supposed to be
>>671281497
By putting shoe on head and posting a pic
>>671281273
God, I fucking hate bears.
>>671277573
>tomorrow
Shit, from what board is originally this?
/a/, /b/?
>>671275323
that's hillarious
>>671275997
...and thats how you get salmonella
>>671281885
i have that on my watch list, now im gonna have to watch it thanks bro.
>>671276138
Why though
>>671276085
my tongue is pretty much that long
>>671279068
Thats hot
its time for some pizza dont you think?
>>671279769
damn, this gives put shoe on head a new meaning.
>>671280483
welp i got a chub today is the day i realised i am fucked in the head at least i know
>>671270407
Probably a fetish.
>>671282303
I call this drink the "autipolitan"!
>>671278346
ayy lmao
majestic
>>671277874
wtf is this
>>671282814
you're not the only one, /b/rother!
>>671282960
kek
is anyone else gonna contribute???
Guess not hue
>>671283577
ah thank you for contributing kind sir
>>671278346
Aay lmao
>>671278050
I gotta be honest. I have been in a fair number of fights in my life, but if someone came at me like that there'd be at least three seconds of me trying to figure out WTF is going on before I threw a punch back.
time for some pizza
>>671279229
snootle snoot
>>671282833
>probably
kek
>>671284272
>>671282237
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>Anyone?
Anyone?
>>671274666
Star the reactor.
Free Mars.
I forgot I had this picture
>>671266783
>>671276138
>>671285304
Why do fucking chinks do this?
>>671276564
nah it's that bump of skin just after the pinkie toe at the right angle
thread is dead....
my contriboot
>>671269859
I actually think its from one of the hills have eyes remakes
>>671276814
Why!!!!
>>671282237
>>671284729
it's obviously from /a/ numbnuts, post number is 134xxxxxx and the date is from December. /a/ is at 137xxxxxx now and /b/ is at 671xxxxxx.
>>671270049
Yes, that belongs in this thread.
>>671282172
a bear.
>>671272916
>>671270908
Dat file name dough
>>671281077
I prefer tumblers
>>671285304
jesus too fucking cute
>>671285981
I remember doing this in Fable
>>671278639
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Two-Goofball-Assholes-rated-R-for-reddit-16514132
>>671273692
those hips tho
>>671285588
its this new thing. I know it might sound weird but it's call a "JoKe". I know i was weirded out by it myself when i first seen people trying to take silly pictures but you know, its a new trend. it will die out just like zozzle and shit.
>>671286026
Korean or Jap? Either way, fucking eh.
>>671272298
I don't think I've ever cringed so hard in my life. Good god
>>671274682
This needs more Ted Cruz face
>>671276085
sauce?
>>671287049
filename.kek
>>671280199
>Clearly it is some sort of halfway sex change operation, but that is all I know.
are you a fucking idiot?
>>671281273
Bears are scary.
They don't hunt, so they don't kill things... they just start eating as soon as you're pinned.
At least a cat'll bite your throat till you die, THEN eat.
Moral of the story is don;t fuck with bears, I guess.
>>671286633
3 cocks at the same time
>>671271142
I'm in awe
>>671275323
>vacationing in florida
>family driving around in 3 car loads looking for a place to eat late at night
>look anon theres something in that parking lot lets go look
>sweat shirt
>2 huge cucumbers, 1 with a condom over it
>3 big things of lube
>a large box of condoms with lube all over it
I stood there in awe for a good 5 minutes just laughing
>>671287582
Holy shit I've never heard of this new "joKe"craze,
living in New Zealand we still are in Colonial times crazes seem to never hit our population
>>671277874
>>671283066
its harold!
>>671271146
>>671276127
>>671282160
>>671282833
i found 4 newfaggots
>>671288478
I found a 5th one, you newfag
>>671274652
She could suck a 10 inch dick without deep throating
>>671276138
Are those dead cats?
Wtf?
>>671281273
Are you kidding me? Supposedly you can scare off a grizzly bear by acting like you will wreck it's shit (unless cubs are involved) so what kind of bear is that? regardless I don't go out into any forest/woods type place without a big ass knife.
>>671276814
I find this very hot, idk why.
>>671285814
How don't they tangle?
