Continued faces of /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Continued faces of /b/
>>671264578
this better be a joke...
>>671264426
>>671264716
also a r8 thread
>>671264426
Fuck off, Ned from high school.
>>671265176
i look like a Ned?
>>671265290
cool hair bro
bamp
>>671264426
Sup andy samberg
>>671264426
Hey again
>>671265201
Also hey again to you
>>671265645
ok then.
>>671265667
YOOO YOUR BACK :D
bamps
>>671265901
sure bro
What da fucks going on here you stupid fuckin canolis. Get off fourchanne and shit
bumpppppppppp
>>671265667
>>671265959
tits + timestamp or GTFO
>>671266196
step off jabroni
why do you ugly fucks insist on showing your disgusting faces (more like feces) to a board who literally could not give a shit. fucking normalfags.
>>>/soc/
back at it again
>>671266241
:^) you have to ask nicer than that for a timestamp, homo
>>671266302
Whydontyoushuddupaboutit, eh?
>>671265731
I'm always here
Nothing better to do
>>671266196
>muh /b/
>>671266241
kill yourself
Rate or do whatever you want
>>671266376
clean mirror plz!!
>>671264426
Go to bed, Andy.
You're all fucking gorgeous damn
>>671266229
what the fuck is that
>>671266477
Quit tryna flex nigga.
>>671266412
Cut your hair faggot
Fucking mop
>>671265731
you're* fucking retard
>>671266510
Please eat shit and die, normal person who found a 90s message board
>>671266433
look here bozo, the only reason I haven't choked you out is because I already gave you an ocular patdown and you're no threat to to me, so why don't you just go back to the gay bar around the corner?
>>671266483
I knew I'd get shit for that at least once lel
>>671266603
give me money for a haircut
>>671266734
wtf is that thing
>>671266510
cute
>>671266477
Okay. Well, what I'd do to.. Hm.. First I'd plunge my long, thick... Blade into your sternum, rip downwards, and reach inside of you to pull out your lungs in a frontal blood eagle
>>671265667
That doesn't look like a face to me, you dumb attention whoring cunt.
>>671264426
Im only 15
>>671266510
this really you? if so, ethnicity?
>>671266477
holy fuck/10
>>671266790
You should clean it now, then post another pic. Everyone will benefit.
>>671266892
I hope he cries and goes and sees the pits of yggdrasil...
>>671266458
I literally said nothing to do with having ownership. There are different boards more suited for you.. normal.. people
>>671266509
NO MOM!!!
>>671266979
Spanish
>>671266510
thanks man
What? so a dog can use the internet but a bird can't?
>>671266864
>>671266510
same fag
>>671266380
Tfw Noone rates.
>>671266892
Sounds sweet.
>>671266979
>>671267123
Sorry i ment hispanic or w/e
Okay
>>671267176
i'd give you points for trying but you really didn't
>>671266693
So, wait... This thread isn't the gay bar? Oh. Apologies everyone. You see, I got confused because you're all a singular pathetic shit storm of a faggot mess
>>671267123
that was bait so you can send more cringy pics lmao faggot
>>671267278
KEK
>>671267241
face/10
>>671267123
nice. from Spain proper? like it there?
>>671267348
>you're all a singular
>>671266974
Damn, I get that a lot. Here's another partial face shot for you
>>671267058
Hello plebbit
>>671267241
Can't wait bbg <3
>>671267516
I can't imagine why.
>>671267176
Nope lol
>>671267516
Hello, fellow loser
>>671267649
you are not the type I imagined to play WoW
>>671267367
nice hair, damn, and you have very nice facial structure!
>>671267855
OMG KOP TEK
>>671267990
*zoz
>>671267606
Me neither
Boggles my mind
>>671267709
Hey bud
>>671267883
did you actualky think that was her faggot
>>671267123
could you post a quick timestamped pic?
I'm that guy that's dead inside
>>671265731
>YOOO YOUR BACK :D
>mfw
>>671268096
Matthew!?!
>>671267883
Are you a fucking mudslime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>671268151
Hello, acquaintance
>>671268379
dude i fucking love you
>>671268441
disliked
>>671268337
fucking christ kiddo
>>671268673
Go see a dermatologist, freak
>>671268629
TOP FUCKING KEK
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR FAM
>>671268410
yes.
>mfw not mudslime.
>>671268151
Sauce?
>>671264426
your lips are so disgusting
>>671268673
lol no way that you
>>671265290
You should be a Peter Pan actor at Disneyland
This thread is shit
>>671268860
No sauce, sorry
>>671268861
its a bad pic, my lips look weird in that one
>>671269019
your face looks like its recovering from a bus hit
>>671268860
Name is Linked Mirror
>>671269223
go to bed Matt
>>671264426
>>671269280
>>671269150
>>671269085
can you fuck off please?
>>671269366
Name starts with a C? And naw.
>>671269085
your spam drawings are shit, we've seen them before. they're uninteresting and they're done in the same copy paste tumblr art style everyone uses.
>>671269108
next time dont duck face
'nuther thread
>>671269387
>>671269387
>>671269387
>>671269387
Feel free to post here too
>>671269390
Do you not share my love of x-tan?
>>671269337
>>671269280
>>671269150
>>671269085
can you stop being a piece of tuna shit
thanks
>>671267123
Or not...
>>671268783
I'm secretly a Mr potato head
>>671269472
Newb
>>671269497
yep. learned that the hard way
>>671268890
>39 posters
>50 pictures
No one's picture posted in this thread, is in this thread
>>671269623
Not the same anon.
And no, I don't. But I wouldn't mind seeing her get fucked
>>671269649
Humor
Nigga this is a faces of /b/ thread, not a fucking draw thread
>>671269401
>>671269832
That's because of spammers mainly, not people serially impersonating others.
>>671268244
Damn you ruined my troll :0
>>671269848
Of course you would
These are for you
>>671267430
Sorry, got busy but yea although i don't really have an experience i moved to the americas when i was 2ish
>>671270392
that'd mean you're uncut I'd guess
here i am again posting one of the two pictures i always fucking post
>>671270554
Hell yaaa
>>671270646
get a haircut plz
>>671270747
oh well
>>671270646
disgustng hair
>>671269378
finally someone said it.
Anyone want this done to a girls pic..?
Im taking requests now so ill do the first 2-3 that reply to this post.
>>671264426
You look like you'd shoot up a school
Comes into a board where the entire shtick is anonymity. Posts pictures of their faces. Complains about someone posting random shit in their face thread. Welcome to the new /b/
>>671270162
still cute tho
>>671270783
>>671270880
>implying yours is any better
pls rate me my dudes
ayy
>>671270720
Guess it just ends right there huh
>>671271046
This
Everyone has become such faggots
>>671271033
i would never, i love my school
kinda
>>671270646
>>671269390
>this is mine
Lets get back to the faces, faggots
Coming through
>>671271425
thats the best one yet.
>>671271584
YEAH FUCK OFF KID WTF
>>671271424
>douchebag haircut mixed with jewfro/10
join the revolution brother
>>671271332
hnnnnnngggggggg
>>671270162
>>671271584
You post what you want and be happy about it, you little faggot you
>>671271425
Are you afraid of being rejected by /soc/? Is that why you choose to come here?
>>671271699
do i know you.
>>671271046
This shit has been going on for 10 years now, rate threads went away for a few years but it came back in full force after /soc/ died.
>>671271784
Nah i just came here because I was interested in this thread
>>671271695
Did you label your timestamp? And you can't figure out reversals. Kek. Calling other people kids?
get at me
Rate
>>671271695
Fucking newbs ruining this board
You fuck off, kid
>>671271778
Oh ^-^
>>671271895
KINKY ASS SHIT CUH
>>671272128
wetback/10
>>671266977
Yuck fuck off you ugly newfag also b&
>>671271770
Kek thank you
>>671272131
>>671271784
>>671271584
God damn cock tease
Better go to /h/ or /d/
>>671272131
Not gonna happen, ever. These threads have been a fixture on /b/ for 2/3 of this board's existence. They will be here until it dies.
>>671271868
I didnt see any when I joined in 2012. As far off from the point as that attempted counter arguement is... b is a place for all things. Sure. But its about being anonymous. Thats the beauty of b. This is spitting on that beauty
>>671266977
Humptyy Dumpty looking mf, get out
>>671266977
Egg/10
>>671270646
i always see u
this is me when i just got out of the shower
>>671272131
*wonk
>>671271318
wat
>>671272523
go back in you still look dirty
>>671272462
because i'm a slut for attention and i feed off of the hatred other anons develop for me when they see my stupid fucking face
>>671272341
Are you a feminist? Because I'm pretty sure you pulled that statistic out of your ass
Yeah, I know I'm fat. Thaaaanks.
>>671272523
Not bad. Age?
lml
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671272638
whut
>>671272523
This is me browsing /b/
>>671272341
It still didn't use to be like this
When a grill like myself would post face, I'd get bombarded with tits or gtfo.
What the fuck has happened?
That was only a few years ago. The board has lost it's culture.
>>671272760
get out of here fatty
>>671272924
It really has and there's no getting it back. I feel like tumblr has taken over
>>671273062
Lol, nope.
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your hateful lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend times with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671272760
fucking die attention whore
no one is going to comfort you here and lie by saying the contrary
>>671272870
This is me not giving a shit
>>671272870
post ur dick already
>>671273153
Not tumblr, reddit
>>671273180
If nothing else, this copypasta will run these schmucks out, and 404 the board.. Hope is a dangerous thing
this id me from school last year
>>671272242
I can die happy now
>>671272747
No, I didn't. Joined this board in 2009; these threads were pretty common then. I've spoken with other anons who've been here longer, and they've told me that faces/rate threads became popular in 2008.
4chan came into existence in 2003. So for five years or so, these threads weren't a part of this board. But for the last 7-8 years, they've been commonplace. Hence the 2/3 estimate.
>>671272924
Attractive girls often get tits or gtfo demands in these threads. Remember, /soc/ was created in 2010 in response to the popularity of these threads. The culture of the board hasn't changed all that much since then--or to the extent it has, the change wasn't really driven by faces threads
>>671266977
reported
:^)
I'm back again
>>671273180
Life is like a box of chocolates
It doesn't last as long for fat people.
>>671272118
whats the matter?
cant handle sum beauty lips?
Short hair this time
>>671272924
>a grill like myself
I bet you make a mean burger
>>671272763
18 my dude
>>671273417
Yeah, I guess its not that bad, yet.
Is /x/ an OC/the comics posted earlier yours?
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671273532
Still shit, though
this me being a fucboi
>>671273591
Nigger what the fuck
>>671273996
Say hello to the 1890's for me
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671274002
Lovin' the file name lad
Why not
>>671273591
IT'S TIME TO STOP
>>671272673
hey man thats not nice
also me when my hair was still figuring out what it wanted to be
>>671273591
>whats the matter?
>cant handle sum beauty lips?
Hope your dad kills himself for such an embarrassment to the family name you have
>>671273532
>Attractive girls often get tits or gtfo demands in these threads.
Not nearly as often as it used to be. 4chan is going gay. I mean, it's still mentioned of course, just not as extensively.
>the change wasn't really driven by faces threads
I'm aware. It was more of a side effect I guess, no all the new users.
>>671264426
Hello guys Mexican here. :B
>>671274136
will do
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a timepiece but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671274115
>>671274357
dont be jealous, it will get you nowhere in life
>>671272747
I've been here since 2006, I remember seeing rate threads as far back as 2007. /b/ was having a lot of issues and after the boxxy civil war M00T made /soc/ and /vp/ to steer away some cancer.
>>671274331
badly lit; 6?
>>671274336
HOLY SHIT I DO LOOK LIKE HIM
Someone say something
>>671274603
Cut vertically
>>671274453
born in mexico city?
>>671274453
fuck you juan
>>671274603
You a cute fucker my dude
>>671274720
got a less blurry pic? also, you look like an angry canadian
>>671273591
>mfw
>>671274720
will you fuck me
>>671273660
Fat joke? I'm skinny as fuck
>>671273671
Yes
>>671274453
hey ese, I broke into your car
>>671272760
nah you're cute tbh
>>671274852
YOURE NOT CUTE
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he misses you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671274886
age?
>>671274796
I bet I can kick your ass anytime Jamal.
>:D
>>671274942
Think I care?
>>671272760
>>671274897
same fat bitch
>>671274886
Anywhere I can read more of your comics, then?
>>671274852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfM0DZPPRsw
Fuck it looks like it's goin to 404 soon any way
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes moms wishes you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so engorged that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671274985
>>671275108
kek
>>671275108
no im a fat dude
>>671275052
what is this reaction attempting to convey?
>>671275025
Too young for you to pump and dump
Me and my bro!
anon who rolled dubs in this thread last night for some of my cock pics; are you in here?
I saw you rolled dubs too late, my fault, I was balls deep in my fiancées puss for the better part of an hour.
If you still want them; what number were your dubs and what color was my shirt?
/b/ rate my godlike, Lebanese schnoz.
>>671274877
I'm engaged
>>671274720
I don't normally say this on face threads, but you are handsome
>>671275248
I'm actually gay; was just wondering.
>>671275114
Sorry
Miss read that you said
They're all just saved
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your pants and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
>>671275238
Expecting something great, and then coming to the slow realization that our species is doomed if we continue our current path to self loathing and gradual decomposition of our souls.
>>671275424
Underaged shit
>>671265645
Samberg for sure
>>671275580
I'm 18 bitch. Go suck a horsecock
>>671275185
spooky
>>671274831
Any better? And I'm from the states
>>671275318
sorry for your loss
With timestamp :)
>>671275352
I wonder too sometimes
Is my age really my age?
>>671275424
If only this was actually you.
>>671275687
>horsecock
>>671275687
Nah, I'de expect people like you to go full head on those things
Hi
>>671275720
What's the difference between you and that cigarette? Nothing, because you both give me cancer.
>>671275468
Do you know where to find them?
>>671275775
no one asked
>>671275720
cut or unsnipped?
>>671275263
you both look like freaks
>>671275720
A little; take a 6.5
>>671275946
> kek
>>671275880
Young brandon is young
>>671275946
Less cancerous than your jokes, faggot
>>671271318
Hey "Pat" or "Taylor"
>>671276081
Well meme'd
>>671275976
Cut
>>671276302
Noice
>>671275956
I've saved a bunch from /x/ over the years
check the archives
>>671276054
Off to storm the Sudetenland are we?
>>671275775
you should be ashamed
>>671276197
Thanks. I try
>>671276302
kek
404
>>671274897
Goddamn thaaanks <3 will you marry me?
>>671275967
That's not overly nice
>>671276034
There goes my self esteem
>>671276458
I know, right? Ha ha
>>671276387
Thanks for the compliment mon frond. Made my day.
