A few months back I was trying to search for someone that I knew one of my friends on Facebook was friends with but couldn't remember his name, so I was looking through his friends list looking for this guy and then I stumbled across some fucker with a Rainbow Dash profile pic. Seemed kind of odd to me considering my friend has always told me he hates bronies. So I take a look at his profile and he has like 500 profile pics of Sonic, Rainbow Dash, and various cars... Perhaps he has some kind of special autism that makes him specifically interested in things that go fast, idk. Anyhow, I thought it might be funny just to have him added because seeing his hilariously autistic status updates might not make me feel like that much of an autist sometimes. Soon after adding him, I went to my Facebook feed and saw that he liked the page for "Diaper Punishment" and thought it was fucking hilarious. I don't typically kink shame, and I probably wouldn't care so much if it was just some brony with odd kinks, there's an infinite number of those, but it gets far worse. So, this guy becomes some sort of an inside joke between my circle of friends and I, and one time some Freshman girl at my school overheard us talking about him and she thought it sounded pretty silly and decided to talk to him. This is where it gets kinda fucked up. Lets just say he's 23 years old, and like I said, she's a Freshman in high school.
(continuing with pics in thread)
The beggings of a disaster
Continuing, the girl might have gone a bit overboard, she was definitely leading him on, but that's completely out of my control, but she at least used her real age and didn't lie and say she was over 18, or else there would be no real issue here.
However.
damn, why would you continue to talk to him? it clearly got out of hand
The dude was so fucking desperate for some poon that he happily accepted that there was a 9 year difference between him, a man many years into college, and a girl in her early years of High School. I guess you could say he hasn't exactly broken any laws at this point, they're just talking. A bit odd considering the age gap, but nothing totally illegal at this point. Until...
Yeah, uh, he sent her pictures of him in a diaper. And his schlong. Very clean.
VERY clean.
This is how school shooters are born
This man is naive as all fucking hell. She eventually decided she just couldn't fucking put up with him anymore and was disgusted by his pedophilia and diaper pony fetishes and shit. He got pissed and blocked her. My friends and I were kinda bummed because interacting with this autist was fucking fascinating. We decided to make a Facebook account of our own to continue talking to him. This time, not as an underage girl, but I believe he thinks we're a 19 year old asian girl. Not that anything he's said or done to us has been illegal, but sickening and hilarious, definitely. Will post screen caps.
This man is a legend
classic
He loves asian girls. But he's racist af otherwise.
"I look liike a child molestor. XD"
Im sure he gets plenty of attention
>>671248600
>plenty of attention at my college
Ok so I'm just gonna dump screen shots of a few favorite moments for a while. Will answer any questions as well, I guess I've gotten the meat and potatoes of what's up with this dude out of the way.
>Then you're really gonna have to step up your game if you even want a chance with me.
The
>>671244849
I thought sending dick pics to a minor is illegal, u should scare him with it
Bump. Interested to see where this is going.
>>671249418
As soon as you see him trying to meet with her, report him for solicitation of a minor and grooming for sexual activity. He will also be charged with subjecting a minor to pornography and even worse, pictures of himself. When they arrest him, he will go to jail for a small amount of time but when he gets out, that stupid autistic fuck will have to knock on his neighbours doors and tell them he's a registered sex offender and child predator.
He's a fucking idiot if he thinks just because other countries have different cultures makes their women any less slutty or materialistic as his homelands women. The idea that Asian women or Russian/European women are "better" than Western women is toxic to Male health and survivability. He is practically removing himself from the gene pool and bettering civilisation without even knowing it. On top of that, he is trying to subjectively ruin a young females life by engaging in adult actions before she is not only Physically ready, but Mentally too.
Ruin his own shitty existence, m8. Post his deets.
>>671250172
Blackmail for free money.
I'll give his name for dubs, get em /b/
>>671250172
It totally is, yes. I've thought about this. I actually do have contact to his mom's facebook. So I've kinda been thinking about letting her know everything her son is up to, considering he still lives with her, and he has told us on multiple occasions that his parents are completely oblivious and if they knew what he was up to and that he still shit in a diaper they would fucking kill him.
i hope you go to the police in the end just to see this to public
>>671250814
That's just weird as shit.
>>671250814
It's so gross, but I can't look away...
>>671250814
ive seen nearly everything
but wat
fucking bronies
Holy fucking SHIT. Disgusted
>>671250814
>>671250814
Do it bro. Teach that fuck head a lesson
>>671250814
They would hate him for it, but as all parents do, they will literally clean up his mess. They will brush it under the carpet and help him get rid of any of this evidence. They will palm you off by pretending theu're punishing him. All that will come of it is his parents won't talk to him for a while, but family gets through everything. He deserves worse. Send it to the police. They blow everything out of proportiom and when it comes to cases like this, they go full scale annihilation.
Now just take him to the police cuz I don't want him breeding
Not op but here he is literally right now in real time
>>671250814
OH GOD WHY
>>671247664
Get him arrested for exposing himself to a minor
>>671251749
Post his facebook. I'll deal with this faggot.
>>671250655
Well, I could totally give you guys the login to the facebook I'm using to talk to him eventually. I'm kinda considering ditching this account, we've gone in too deep.
Anyways, in this image, he basically describes the hole that he dug under the bathroom floor in his parents home to store his shitty diapers so they don't find them. Very clean.
>>671248263
>>671248600
That's a shame, he looks pretty average, if he had the social skills he could probably have a good relationship and solid career. It almost makes me think if anyone I know has weird fetishes like this guy
Is this the new Pamperchu ?
>>671250814
now THATS what im talkin about
>>671252110
he looks like the stock image of a serial killer
>>671252102
Don't post yet dude, there's still a bit of digging to be done before turning him over
>>671252102
Post his facebook OP
We beg you.
>>671252102
>>671252102
>>671252102
DON'T POST IT, /b/ WILL FUCK IT UP
>>671252102
Send me his name. I can do the rest.
[email protected]
Who's ready for some oc boys
>>671252102
Don't post it, OP, he is your claim to fame
>>671252655
We are witnessing a new meme
Aw, man. You guys are gunna make this poor fucker kill himself, aren't you?
>>671252386
>>671252309
OK, I won't post yet. But yeah, I have contact to his mom. This is his mom confirmed. Guys we can fuck him over so easy it's amazing.
More digging? What is there to dig for? Any suggestions?
>>671252797
>poor fucker
I'm sorry but he's a pedo.
>>671252908
His dad looks like Locke from Lost, kek
>>671252635
Maybe in a bit dude. Sorry but not now. Others here seem to think it's too soon to give it up.
>>671253021
That's fair. Redacted.
>>671252908
Send it to my email I gave you. I will build a case until it's ready to drop for maximum effect. Probably make a collage out of the pics. Submit it to his State Police, his workplace if he has one, education etc.
Im taking over for op, he needs a break.
Alright the juice is getting ready
>>671244849
Sounds like a typical iFunny user.
>>671252217
different glasses and remove the akward moustache then he looks decent
>>671253194
I won't do it immediately. Needs more evidence for him to go to jail for a decent time.
>>671253430
>Mild autism
>>671244849
I really hope this is real
>>671250684
He already said he's poor
His banner btw
>>671253621
But on our current account he's not talking to someone who's underage, that's the only problem. That's when he was talking to the girl that he cut off communication with. Do you want me to email you our login or his facebook name?
>>671253793
Doesn't mean he can't find money, you know, steal it etc.
I could easily get $5,000 out of him in a week. Then cut all ties and report him to the authorities.
>>671253793
Poor?
Not op here but the green man updater, piss has hit the sheets
>>671253857
I seriously want to kill myself /b/
I want off of this planet
He sent more pics
>>671253857
>mild autism
>>671252908
his dads head looks so weird, it's like someone hit him with a hammer
>>671253894
Is it someone he believes is underage, yet is actually of adult age?
Just his Facebook Name. If it is a private account, I will need his mothers name and fathers name. Any other family would be helpful but not essential. I'll also need to know what State he lives in.
>>671254313
>woah
>hot
Top fucking kek
Lick it
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671254264
Here here
>>671254168
>>671254380
Well no he doesn't believe we're underage on this account, but he did in the first few pics I posted. At one point I tried to change our age on facebook from 19 to 15 or something but it doesn't let you do that.
Shot us down on this one
>>671244849
Make him the new King of /b/
>>671254721
My sides... Are puzzle pieces
Oh btw just remembered, we have his phone number and skype also.
Tame this man
God's light grows dimmer every day
Are we running away from Him, or is He running away from us? Are we dying or are we killing Him?
>>671254997
Relenquish... Now
>>671255074
That's up to you
>>671250814
I cant believe people like this actually exist.
27/7 service
>>671252908
This worries me about having kids..like if I was that dude's dad I just wouldn't even know what to do
>>671255041
What do you think his rants are about
>>671253667
Nvm I just read the first one when I posted this, I didn't see the pictures till later in the thread
>>671255263
Reddit said Fluttershy was a slut again and that hurt his feelings
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671254727
So up until he posted graphic images of himself, he believed you were underage? Why did you tell him you were lieing?
This smells fishy.
>>671255074
Someone get the enigma machine out theres a code needs cracking.
>>671251749
This guy cannot be real.
>mexican sauce
>>671255322
Green man here, yeah it's awful. Especially because knowing this man is out there hunting for your children and will actually fuck someone up in real life. He's transcended cringe and filth, he's a real disaster
If you're going to post his information anywhere, take it to 8/cow/ with discretion.
They are professionals. Maybe make an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about him if you dig up enough
>>671255548
The Autism is so very very strong
>>671255548
So he's a pervert AND a racist
/b/... Give me this things info... I will hunt him down and end him... Then we can do the funeral collab... Diaper over his tux, buried with his mlp shit... Then I come in and pour shit, cum, piss, and milk on his corpse and look his parents in the eyes and say,"It's wat he would've wanted"
>>671255548
>would you trust a mexican to prepare or sell sushi
Honestly, I don't think anyone would.
Dreamy
>>671255719
I almost cut myself on this post's edges
>>671255719
It's what he would've wanted.
He's from Texas. I'll say this for now.
>>671255761
As a Mexican who likes sushi, I don't want brown men prepping my raw fish
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671255761
My local sushi joint is run by hispanics, dude
>>671255826
Cya /b/ i'm out
>>671256004
Oh, hey Amanda
Guys, this has made my morning.
I am dying of laughter, pls keep going.
This could be a perfect web sitcom tbh. XD
Cloth Quality
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671255851
Oh, cmon, that's not edgy...
>>671256073
Hey Anon, want to see my tits?
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic,
>>671250814
ouch
>>671249892
Someone screen cap this thread
it's legendary
>>671256447
I expected him to look like this
Posting in legendary bread
This guy has nothing on Pamperchu
NOT a perv
>>671256311
Kill it... Kill it with fire, pour boiling lead in his mouth, and call the guy with over 300 confirmed kills... Tell him he needs to go for one more
>>671256613
wtf is clopping?
Too far
>>671256823
Jerking it it to MLP porn
>>671249892
ow. reading this is legitimately physically painful.
>>671256823
Jerking to ponies
>>671256823
When you cut a horse or a pony's feet and masturbate with them, hence the clop part, as in the sound it makes when they walk
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671253454
Jess
>toasting in legendary bread
>>671256613
No, the fact that grown men watch a show intended for little girls gives you all a bad name...
Anything I should do before I release his information?
Forgot this old classic
>>671256925
>Whacking it into a jar is too far
>Says the guy that shits himself while wanking and eats his own cum
>>671253430
>mild autism
oh my fucking god
Get hyped
Toasting in legend bread, literally what the fuck is going on.
>>671256823
>>671256958
>>671257017
>>671257027
So this http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/12490/lara-with-horse-2-ep-2 doesn't count?
>>671256536
I'm going to be making this into a "best of /b/" don't you worry fam
>>671257320
>Mexican Spanish
>>671257258
I don't trust /b/ could handle it with any sort of subtlety, they'd fill his inbox with niggerfaggot and all the rest
>>671251749
Welp, I need to go wash my carpet.
Holy shit this is somethin else
We tried
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Minehem
>>671257258
Tell him to ask God for forgiveness because he's just made a mistake that could ruin his life.
Really try and get him to write "Please forgive me, God."
Fucking Autists hate that shit.
Then dump dox and we can do the good stuff.
>>671257422
i've waited months for that, fapped to it countless times shamelessly. thats just beastiality, clopping is MLP specifically.
>>671257461
it's like saying "american english" or "australian english"
This lie hurt to tell
>>671257631
Australians speak English
WAT?!
Why does this man exist.
Just why.
Postan in regendary pan
This fucking thread
>this whole thread
>>671257806
yo wtf was this movie, i never watched it. It was legit vegetables, like tf who would watch that.
>>671257728
You should be ashamed to even lie about that.
>>671257728
Oh
You're a trooper. m8
>>671253430
>Mild Autism
>>671257728
You are doing god's work
>>671257806
ATHF food monster man. from the second episode of the first season.
This is literally on par with Pamperchu and Chris-Chan. Half of my mind wants to refuse this kind of shit even existing.
DONT YOU FUCKING 404 ON ME
>>671257461
To be fair, there is formal Spanish... But yeah, I see what you did there
I will tell my grandkids about this thread.
>>671257806
I mean vegetable man
>>671257907
It was called Veggietales, it was this really popular series of children's movies about religious stories/good morals starring vegetables. I watched some of them when I was little, as far as I recall they were decent to little-kid me.
Hey guys, OP here. Honestly didn't expect this thread to get this huge. Expected maybe 2 or 3 people to just be like "kek good meme" but it's definitely gotten a lot bigger than this. I'm going to send the info to the guy that posted his email at 12:00 PM EST or possibly sooner I think. Any suggestions on what I should do for now? I'm in the account talking to him rn.
>>671258127
Seconding
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671258244
Not saying zozzle. Faggot.
>mfw this thread
>>671258239
I know it's Veggietales and it's a kids thing but
"yo fam let's make a fucking movie with these vegetables right, and they go do shit" like why
>>671258408
WHAT THE FUCK
>>671255548
>Asian jokes.
>>671258244
thread will 404
>>671257728
When I go to Hell, I'm gonna make sure theytake it easy on you, anon... Because not even jJesus can forgive you for this.
>>671258289
someone for the love of god be archiving this shit
he wrote a fucking paper on Black Veil Brides, his favorite band. forgot about this one.
>>671258408
Them asian jokes man
>>671253430
>mild autism
I'm not really all that surprised tho. Ten men for every one girl these days its like a wasteland trying to look for water. And whatever you get you just go all out. I don't blame em op. Not one bit.
>>671258443
Yeah, me either, I feel like they had a series completely made and then one guy was like "Bro, bro, I have a great idea; We should replace all the characters with vegetables, kids love those." and for some reason they just went along with it.
>>671253430
>mild autism
Gonna post some of his posts
Bumping for more info.
>>671258689
Diaper shitter detected
>>671250814
The new age chris chan
This thread will be the staple of all cringe threads from now on for days to come.
He's an undertale fan too...
>>671253430
>mild autism
a meme for 2016
I love this thread
I love all of you
boomp
>>671258545
I wrote better essays than this in Freshman year of high school. How is he even passing.
>>671258961
eh, like several good games. Undertale was decent until people started going apeshit over it.
>>671258756
Was it actually successful? like there were sequels for a reason right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STUDYING AT TSTC IN HARLINGEN , south Texas I recognize that fucker. He used to sell custom Xbox's with ponys n shit wtf man
>>671259091
Yup, that's him, holy fuck.
/thread
I am seeing the making of a new cringe meme.
Don't know if I should be honored or not
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671259091
Zozzle
>>671255074
>>671258244
Stop talking to him immediately. Make him stew over where you went. He will be thinking about you for days and days, assuming he is as sad as I think he is. Then everything about him gets spread everywhere and reported to authorities and then he knkws where you went.
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671259091
Info now, pls.
Let's nuke this fucker.
>>671259091
Shit dude he did talk about custom x boxes once, he even helped us with our "broken" xbox
>>671259179
I kinda agreed with that post up until he insinuated that he thought he was capable of beating up a nigger, especially a nigger infamous for beating the shit out of paparazzi.
>autism mild
>>671258756
They made childrens entertainment featuring vegetables to encourage children to eat more vegetables. What a child watches is incredibly influential and is a great tool to use when trying to change a societies future opinion.
>>671259057
It seems very successful, I gave all of mine to a nephew a while back but I had at least two or three dozen different ones, and last time I saw one was at Walmart in 2010 or so, and they looked to be doing fine, so yeah, I'm fairly sure they're successful.
Just sent more material
Get Hype
Plz someone give his Facebook account name. The anticipation is killing me.
God, please dump info, let us an hero the fucker
What a guy
>>671259616
>>.Youtube
>>671259672
>an hero
How does one kill themselves... but for another person. *trips hard*
>>671259616
He's really goin for it
>>671250814
guys he could be autistic
Did someone already screen cap this
What you have all been waiting for
>>671255851
lol urien
This is it boys!
>>671259616
HUUUUUUUUUUU
>>671259879
>mild autism
fuck that he's a pedo
HAHAHAH THIS IS HALARIOUS
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671259928
/sonny.hedge
OOH SHIIIIEEEET
>>671259928
God is dead
https://www.facebook(.dot.)com/son.hedge1
>>671259928
Oh dayum.
>>671256613
>it gives brownies a bad image
this fucking guy
>>671259928
HHHNNNNNNNNNG
Oh shit
<-----
>>671254313
>just as a warning
Just when I think there's a reason to leave the house /b/ strikes again
Well, thread is ruined
>>671256925
>too extreme
>>671257320
>Mexican Spanish
>>671254721
God abandoned this freak a long time ago.
I thought the guy would've kinda looked like this
>>671255261
u know if that happen
we should kill ourself or run away and start a new life
Need the videos before this shit 404s
Good bye sweet prince it was fun knowing you all these months
Very good use of crayons, though.
http://sonicthehedgehog1992.deviantart.com/
>be me
>come to /b/
>see thread
>kek a lot
how the fuck does a person come to this point? Seriously, how?
I mean, I've never seriously considered eugenics as viable... but this makes me reconsider things.
>>671259928
omg is him... this gonna be so fucking hillarious
Can we please fuck this freaks life up already
So uh.... What now?
>>671260824
Chaos
hm...
>>671260547
>Sonny
even his name sounds autistic
>>671260560
>good use of crayons
I feel shame knowing this man uses crayons. them's my shit for traditional drawing
>>671260824
We are waiting for him to eat a shit diaper and whatnot
>>671260824
Now we wait
>>671255588
>I masturbated and put it in a baby bottle, poured in milk, mixed it, and then drank it.
>>671260964
his real name is Jacob Smith
>Sonny Hedge
>Sonic
>Hedgehog
his mother's facebook
>>671261123
I need name and number will report
>>671260964
>Sonny Hedge
>Sonic Hedgehog
I'm trying to find his real address now.
Can you post one of hus parents name so I can find him?
Kek McCuck standing by
Oh what the fuck.
>>671248600
You aren't even roasting him or anything once your profile pic on FB is of rainbowdash its pretty evident hes given up on social life leave the poor neet alone
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671261123
Next we should convince him to put on his sisters underwear and send him a pizza
How does someone get this fucked up?
>>671261182
She posted some shit about how he's the best son ever..... Wait till that shitty diaper hits the fan.
>>671261329
I ask that same question to myself all the time
>>671261182
Kek at the swazzle
The lack of Chris Chan references in this thread hurts me...
currently listening to Komm Susser Tod. this is it, guys.
>>671261123
holy shit how didnt i see that before...
>>671261259
Dude, charge your phone.
>>671261329
I know right, he doesn't even need to go on 4chan
>>671256613
What a class act.
>>671250814
Nice tall glass of nope.
>>671253430
>Mild autism
>Mild
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>671244849
I've even reading all of this and it just hit me.... is that him in the veggie man outfit
If this is mild autism, then good news /b/, I think we're cured.
>>671258528
>someone for the love of god archive this
>>671261720
No, that is not him the veggie man outfit
>>671260291
ooooooooooo
>>671256925
>too extreme
>>671261720
Dont think so, it looks more like a mexican
1/3/16 I am ending my life
Look for Elias Davis in the Seattle obituaries
guys should i post his phone number or nah
WE NEED A NEW THREAD BOYS
>>671261519
I've been using it all day, because you know, I have a job. Probably unlike this guy...
Plus this is pure gold
>>671261898
Ya call him diaper shitter and vacaroo it
>>671261802
>the day /b/ was cured
>>671261871
Who are these faggots in this picture and why should I care?
>>671262015
toasting epic bread
>>671261871
>1/3/16
>Seattle
Americans don't use DD/MM/YY, we use MM/DD/YY, fake as fuck.
>>671261871
January 3rd already happened you eurofag
>>671261871
Wait until the 14th. Pi day
This thread has been archived. From now it is available 24/7 at:
http://www.4vize.com/671244849b/
>>671253430
>mild autism
>>671262106
They are gamers, or something. Living cancer.
Please god deliver me into this hell
>>671262106
Exactly
It was on his facebook profile
NEED NEW THREAD
Jacobs LinkedIn profile
linkedin.com/in/sonny-hedge-0ab1ab90
Mother; Teresa A Wheatley
PO Box 456
Raymondville, TX 78580-0456
Father; Dennis D Wheatley
PO Box 456
Raymondville, TX 78580-0456
Sonny Hedge; Jacob Smith
PO Box 456
Raymondville, TX 78580-0456
Working on Phone numbers.
>>671262269
I figured, I watch some twitch, but those big name streamers are seriously autistic
this guy only lives like 4 hours away from me
