WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THIS?
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WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THIS?
>>671228094
Calm your autistic demeanor you can just turn the man hole and fix it
>>671228094
back to 9FAG you fucking cancerous prick
>>671228094
Calm down and have a snack
>>671228094
Because they needed to close/open the valve. Really simple.
>>671229205
I don't know if I could just turn it. wouldn't you need a crowbar to pry it up?
>>671229501
reee
>>671229205
>>671229355
>>671229501
Some may say these are the same posters, but only a man of queer mind would think like this.
>>671230094
some would be wrong
>>671229958
You could turn it with a crowbar without lifting it
>>671229501
how am i supposed to calm down when that picture is stressing me out?
>>671229958
Manholes have picks (basically a crowbar) that are used to open/move them. This looks like a valve box and typically, the utility provider would be the only one with a "key" to open/close it.
>>671228094
Because turtle power dude!
>>671230557
its okay...eating is your friend...
>>671230889
that made me mildly grind my teeth
>>671228094
Because they could.
>>671231298
NONONONONON
NONONO
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
NONO
NO NO NO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
A hot dog is a sandwich.
>>671230633
That doesn't rustle my OCD, thats just fucking retarded
>>671230791
> Bose
Buy Other Sound Equipment.
>>671230791
FUCK THAT JUST MAKES ME ANGRY
this thread is gnarly, dude
>>671230791
this just pisses everyone off
>>671231862
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>671231682
>Implying Bose isn't the best
Totally not autistic but I find these pics to be oddly satisfying and frustrating at the same time.
>>671229958
Dude, it's a water valve lid. You can reset it with your fingers
>>671231657
When you see it...
>>671232148
What am I missing here anon?
Ocd test, I failed.
>>671232148
Slide it down right fucking now.
>>671232199
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Get on my level.
>>671232427
One bottle isn't all the way against the price tag. Near center of pic.
>>671231607
It is
>>671232148
SON OF A BITCH
so close
>>671232611
To be fair there are a couple bottles like that in the pic.
>>671232148
please explain
>>671232544
I see nothing wrong here.
>>671231525
that looks like a good deal
>>671232544
Those "J"s are just flipped "L"s.
>>671232648
Sorry, but that can is just savage af
>>671232648
This one made me squirm with discomfort.
>>671232544
You put Alphabits cereal in your soup... that's a level I don't want to sink to anon.
>>671232148
When you see it, you are autistic
>>671232648
This guy knows how to eat.
>>671232148
there are actually a few problematic points there
>>671232544
Oh, I see you watch Rhett and Link as well.. How cool are you?
Fag
>>671233076
Is this...this is bait...nah fuck it. It's alphabet soup.
>>671233175
Thank you!
>>671233175
Also, the Asahi/Zero thing...
>>671233175 this is what's meant here
>>671233099
>>671233122
Good ol' 710 SCHRAUBE
>>671232110
That toilet is disconnected.
>>671230723
I feel... Dead inside
>>671231401
That's a good idea. Less mess
>>671230791
Power bar design is bad and power bricks without a cord are the worst.
>>671231793
wtf
srsly this furry shit is the gayest abomination in this century
>>671233258
alphabait soup?
>>671233175
autism detected
>>671230791
served right for buying bose
but if you plugged it in #1 itd block one less socket
>>671232148
middle right and 3rd from the bottom that black and white bottle, not ocd i actually like it, in a sadistic way cause i know it fucks with people
>>671228094
I can see this as an album cover
>>671232648
I fucking lost it when i saw the can
>>671228094
Same reason someone would do this I guess.
>>671234057
1 is already plugged, 7 is free
fucking idiot
>>671234006
nah autism would of bin if I hadnt let this slide
>>671233915
was not particularly hard
>>671233874
You think furry art is new? Think again.
For starters, Tanuki testicles can catch birds.
>>671234354
1 could be pugged in any of the others and putting in 7 would hit the power switch
stinky pooface
>>671228094
omg i wanna kill somebody. this is SICK!
>>671234571
that's just an optical illusion faglord
>>671230633
There's another door somewhere that this one was swapped with.
>>671232648
Fuck the systsem!
>>671234459
It's supposed to be a labyrinth, yet you don't walk all the way through it.
>>671231862
This I can relate to.
>>671234956
stseyem*
>>671234459
>>671234964
>>671233915
I thought it was because all of the triangles don't match up symmetrically to each other.
>>671235158
steyeym*
>>671228094
>>671234753
>>671234348
they are literally the same picture
>>671229606
/thread
It certainly was not to trigger a /b/tard.
>>671231082
JESUS CHRIST!!
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO PUT A FUCKING TILE IN?!?!?!?
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU
>>671231746
I eat that yoghurt
>>671230723
Lost
>>671228094
Why would somebody give a fuck?
>>671234725
I wasted a whole fucking 12 seconds waiting. Nigger.
>>671235442
haha lololololol you're so random clever gg m9 XD x3 rawr
>>671235977
What does x3 mean
>>671230983
As a comm guy.....FUCK YOU
worse than any gore/rekt post
>>671228094
>>671234348
>>671235493
Filler pavement is double fucked. Attention to detail will get you far in life. Or in this case just piss off the internet
>>671234438
here are some more
>>671233915
>>671233915
How to solve all mazes and escape a labrynth:
Place left shoulder on left wall and never lose that contact. Keep walking, you will always find your way. I solved this by tracing with my eyes along the "wall", and solved this in probably 20 seconds.
>>671231862
fucking this
>>671231298
I'm less bothered by the placement of the straight piece than by the fact that the screen has been widened by really obvious photoshop. Those symmetrical structures on both the left and right sides are clearly just copy/flip-horizontally/pasted. They could have at least bothered to paste them on the opposite sides from where they were copied from.
>>671236583
>>671234438
>>671230791
Who is at blame here, the power strip with crowded receptacles? Or the oversize power wart?
Kurt
>>671237002
The retard who didn't plug the power brick into the bottom plug of the outlet instead of the strip.
>>671237229
lazy bastards
>>671235711
kek
>>671236785
>symmetrical structures on both the left and right sides are clearly just copy/flip-horizontally/pasted
They clearly aren't symmetrical
>>671236692
>solve all mazes and escape a labrynth:
>mazes
>labyrinth
Those are different things. In a true maze, all the walls are connected, which is why following any one wall will eventually lead you out.
A labyrinth has multiple separate wall sections that are not connected, so you just end up back where you started following that particular segment instead of finding your way through the whole thing.
>>671233874
Concur completely
>>671238112
Whatever this one was, it worked. Got to the center. Would work going out.
I'm too lazy to google examples of what you described, but thanks for the tip.
>>671233666
Thank you satan
>>671234633
>trash left right on the sink
>dirty sink used to dry dirty washcloth
>ikea counter
>paint on the glass
>putty on a tile by the light switch
>cheap shit chineese lightswitch
fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>671228094
looks like it was done twice
>>671232325
For what purpose
>>671238592
>>671234633
and no trim piece around the sink looks ugly as shit and will cause water damage over time
>>671236259
this
>>671232199
my wife does this shit. absolutely infuriating.
>>671234753
I did it by sectioning off dead ends and floodfiling them.
>>671232544
So... is he holding the camera with his mouth?
>>671237281
That piece of sit is so big I think it would block both outlets, it's as if Bose wants you to not use anything else
>>671239539
easier method is to go to a corner and flood fill the actual walls.
you get a c for effort
>>671237838
each side of the image has a symmetrical structure on it
>>671239518
do you ever think about beating her..
>>671239539
Wow why does MS Paint save gif files like it's missing chromosomes?
OC
>>671231680
obviously they just want to save the inner circle as a piece, looks like a neat way to do it
>>671240587
shadowww
>>671233407
End your life.
>>671233748
How the fuck is that less mess? I'm genuinely curious on how that's less messy than using bread.
>>671240681
not now
>>671233748
>Less mess
Nigger, have you ever eaten a taco shell? Approximately 86.3% of it ends up everywhere but in your mouth.
Soothe yourselves anons
>>671240988
heh okay
>>671241076
wat
do people just not know how to eat tacos or something lol
>>671231082
Guess I'm too chilled. This picture took me as long to find the problem as a "When you see it....." cunt poster.
>>671241175
this isn't the waters of lake minatonqua but it will have to do
>>671231682
What a pathetic thing to say.
>>671232199
You had candy for breakfast?!
>>671234753
why is it a .gif
this confuses me greatly
>>671233915
>>671234459
now solve this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBdhrZuJTs
>>671241399
MNfag?
>>671228094
>>671231194
>>671234348
>>671234421
Union city workers
>>671241886
machine generated? if so nice, it got the first part of it
would love to see more
>>671241925
>he froze the lasers
Not even mad, just laughing at the absurdity.
>>671234753
Get on my level.
>>671232148
As someone who works in retail, I hate having to do it. But sometimes, you have to to make the product fit.
>>671231862
this
>>671241925
Triggers me in so many ways. Why can't they just do an Olympic-precision gymnastic tumbling pass in black latex to get past the lasers like normal people?
>>671242215
i can understand it if they kept them encased so you could feel for them like a solid tripwire
but yeah, breaking iced lasers is quite amusing too
>>671242212
No, I drew through the walls because fuck you and your system.
Sorry to dissapoint.
>>671230889
Still not as bad as when a large kitchen knife has the handle poking off the edge of the counter, so that someone might bump into the handle causing the knife to spin and then fall blade-first towards the person's feet.
Over time I've learned two things: Being good at dodging falling knives, and making sure knives aren't placed like that.
>>671241764
wow
>>671242215
>freezing beams of light
DUDE PHYSICS LMAO
>>671242552
Maybe if the lasers weren't visible and he used the freeze ray to make a fog so you could see them or something would at least make a little bit of sense.
But defeating a laser alarm system by *breaking* the beams is just moronic.
>>671242552
Its light. It has no fucking mass. There is nothing to encase. I would punch whoever thought that was a cool idea to put in a show.
>>671228094
Excessive boredom and fear of being alone with yourself or just for the fun of it. In the end it doesnt harm anyone, does it?
>>671243328
but what if he's not freezing it?
he's just spraying a compound in the air that freezes in contact with that specific infrared light
>>671230983
Literally exactly what my data room looks like at work
>>671243328
>cool idea
>>671243561
then what keeps the lasers from detecting you walking through it?
>>671232325
>I TAKE THE CHIP
>AND EAT IT
>>671243626
>not using carlos.jpg
>ishygddt
>>671243694
you don't: i agree that makes zero sense but it IS possible to freeze the lazer
>>671243850
no its not.
>>671229205
That's a water main valve cover. 5 inch diameter. Manholes are 30-36" and weight 80-150 lbs, depending on traffic rating.
City worker confirmed.
>>671242332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP8wd5T41-w
That was easy.
>>671243965
Must be very small men going in that hole
>>671228094
Do you know how heavy those are? That's why. They are a bitch to turn.
>>671232544
>kkk
Nice try, missa whitey!
>>671243942
explain to me how it's not possible then
>>671244385
>beam is broken
and this doesnt set off the alarm why?
>>671244385
light contains no matter. there is nothing to freeze.
and even if you froze the air or some other material the beams are passing through, all this would do is break the beam, which in laymans terms we call "setting the alarm off"
>>671234459
now how about this.
>>671244717
>and even if you froze the air or some other material the beams are passing through, all this would do is break the beam
explain these things then
>>671242332
This froze mspaint. Ive dealt with these before, Ive never seen one take this long.
>>671244385
Have you ever tried to freeze sunlight?
It is not so easy even when you can obstruct it
>>671245007
thats fibre optic cable, not a laserbeam.
>>671231746
>paranormal activa
>>671231082
Oh god, scrolling down with that open
>>671228094
Fuck this thread man, I actually have OCD.
>>671234348
This one is a shop
>>671229606
>>671235551
You twats must be the fucking life of the party.
>>671245424
>>671245214
what happens is,, he shoots some shit at the lazers and the shit freezes on contact, acting as a fiber optic
not hard to understand
>>671234633
aaaaaaaag rotation!
>>671231525
Do I pay the price for strawberries, or grapes?
>>671245648
ok so, how does he avoid setting the alarms off?
>>671245809
i have no fucking idea, i'm just proving that you can freeze lasers
>>671230633
I was waiting for the door to open but then I realized
>>671245876
no you arent, you said he froze some "shit" he shot at the lasers.
thats frozen shit anon. you cant freeze photons.
>>671235615
Nigger
>>671244709
>autism
>>671245458
Underrate
>>671232363
it doubles as a door stop, I don't see the problem
>>671245968
no man it was the lasers that froze the ice plasma froze the light plasma due to science
>mfw I drink ale out of a pilsner glass
>>671246378
i think you will find it was due to god, not science.
>>671246445
DIGITAL DANCING
>>671244599
>>671246474
God made science I am not disputing that. but ultimately it was high technology that was created by science that was made by man that was made by god which was made by man
>>671244991
I can't help but see it.
>>671232648
i love this thread, this shit makes me laugh so much
>>671246746
loss?
>>671246644
I know, but it was just too good to pass up.
>>671243595
Ericsson?
>>671233407
Lol are you an over or under family?
Eh we dont care, do what ever
>>671235493
>literally
faggot
>>671231862
You motherfucker.
>>671245561
O rly can you tell by the pixels and having seen many shops in your day?
Or how about the fact that the original is linked in THE SAME FUCKING POST
>>671236860
Your green squares on the left are wrong, theyre different size cans
>>671241925
Why can't he goes below them? Those are the worst placed security lasers ever
>>671241925
sauce?
>>671231376
There is a special place in hell for heathens like you!
>>671233175
This just makes me want to go back to japan...
>>671242332
>>671245197
done, get wrecked
>>671232148
is it the V?
or the two pushed in?
>>671247568
The Flash
>>671232148
The amount of time you goons wasted trying to find a flaw. Precious, just precious. I win.
>>671231862
Lost so many headsets to this :(
>>671228094
bupm
>>671231082
Pretty sure that is at a bathroom at Iowa State University.
>>671244845
>>671248687
Looks like a hay bale.
>>671230633
I know the kind of retard who would do this
"I don't like robbers in my house but what if a fire start and I can't open the door?"
>>671232148
Coke bottle at the bottom doesn't have the label facing forward like every other item in the picture.
>>671230889
Love this. Just need a candle.
>>671249925
>>671249927
The posts numbers are in sequence but the timestamps are out of order.
>>671248687
Unplug the yellow one next to the yellow one.
>>671251041
I hope... Whoever you are... That you one day find yourself dragged out into the street and beaten with a scourge!
>>671244991
I have always wanted to make a tray liner like this. Kek
>>671241175
I remember in high school geometry we had to remember how to do this for some fucking reason.
>>671241608
>>671233407
That moment when you wipe your ass and have shit on your hand.
>>671251041
Mix in some Reese Pieces too.
>>671231979
ill bite.
it isnt.
>>671242332
Is this worth finishing or is it bullshit
>>671236227
3 times the autism
>>671234725
Fuck you~
>be me
>scrolling through this thread
>nose starts bleeding
>autism confirmed
pic related
>>671230723
けく～
>>671253429
>>671230791
I'm pretty sure OCDs find disturbing the fact that he should've plugged that massive shit in slot 3 instead of 4 so there were no space in slot 2.
>>671229958
You'll need a crane.
>>671229501
WWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH> STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
>>671254986
"anon, what are you doing?" as anon picks up black dog on the left end and wedges it between the two white dogs. "MAKING THE WORLD CORRECT AGAIN" anon says as he wipes the sweat off his brow.
haha woops
>>671232544
not using 6 X 13
>>671230791
If you think that's bad, I had a Sega, Sega CD, and 32X when I was a kid. All three had their own huge power bricks.
>>671251324
I'm never sure in those situation if the guy who put the tiles was incompetent or a really huge asshole.
>>671255913
>>671255870
>Reverse image search hoping that no one would actually do this
>No results found
>This person actually fucking did this
>>671256333
>>671253589
read the replies fag
>>671256333
its not even in the water. if he really wanted to destroy it he would plug it in the bathtub
>>671231082
OH GOD OH GOD STOP IT
>>671232148
You all missed the real fucked up shit.
>BRAZIL
>>671231862
reeeeeeeee
>>671255913
>>671256215
you two were not alive somewhere between 1997 and 2004 were you?
>>671256582
It's just two syllables from the same word put together
>>671256456
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