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>>671220152
bump
>>671220152
post yours NOW!
>>671220392
bump
>>671220444
nice trips
>>671220571
what the fuck
a tranny?
do you pass?
>>671220571
>undertale
human garbage
>>671220635
No, the female me is in the future, I'm not on hormones yet
>>671220976
oh, im on hormones, was going to post my stats thingy but it would be weird having 2 trannies in the thread
is there any link to this ?
-yes im a newfag
fuck it
rate me
>>671221272
L A M E
L
A
M
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>>671221313
Save the template and fill it with Paint or a similar program.
>>671221272
nice tastes anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIbgd71hXg
Hello everyone
>>671221984
post pic you're either a total cutie or horrible
>>671221984
end yourself
>>671221803
date her>>671221614
>>671221535
you have boobs too?
here!
nyehehehe
>>671222455
file name
not yours
>>671222579
Totes mine.
>>671222248
not quite
>>671222795
nice, post butt
>>671222427
Can't think of a single book you found interesting?
>>671222248
>date her
I don't think it's that simple.
>>671223262
do you work on the Enterprise?
There's a lot more dirty trannies on b than I thought.
>>671223097
how about some nice legs/feet pics?
>>671223519
I was just thinking this scrolling through the thread, when did /b/ become tranny central?
>>671223193
it is now, fuckface
>>671223666
/b/ is full of trannies m8 we lurk in the shadows
>>671223017
why u unhappy germany? Hello from Munchen.
>>671223806
That's a bit rude.
>>671223666
I don't know, but we are winning.
>>671221984
I hate you, get out of England
>>671223837
My life is totally shit and i hate my job. Hello from Stuttgart
>>671221350
No one going to give me a rate?
>>671223817
Go lurk somewhere else faggot.
Why so many Shemales in this thread!?
>>671221803
>still here
The last time I checked, you said you wanted to leave.
>>671224555
estrogen in the water
>>671224634
where you live? I want in on this water
>>671223122
I just don't read fiction
>>671224734
murrica, im the red head one
Hey guys whats happening
>>671224625
I think I'll just post less often.
>>671224202
lets see that feminine penis bb
>>671223510
I am, just not long enough, I've got puffy buds but thats it for just now
>>671223589
cant take any atm
>>671225114
how long hrt? I am at one year and I am a B cup now
>>671225076
I don't have one anymore
>>671220571
telly is proper
>>671221158
nie przyjezdziaj do stanow, dostajemy w dupe bez wiedzy na codzien
kpax!!
>>671221614
what kinda dog, what do you train em?
i can only stand the black/white part of pineapple. and the actual grow op, otherwise i cant stand the movie at all
>>671221803
sup
>>671222427
dost thou study pornography?
>>671222455
well drawn
do you actually have those stellar leggings?
id dwell that galaxy
>>671223262
i dont get why more peeps dont like the cure. basically all of pop music today is around because mr smith was badass with his phaser pedal
on that note, i really like playing this bassline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OylJq6L-Wd0
>>671224352
graphic novels do not count.
>>671224766
what about neil young?
>>671225364
Coming up on 5 months now, Im a next to nothing cup
>>671225364
what's it like to have a vagina?
>>671225411
>sup
Not much. Watching Monty Python clips on Youtube and figuring out my kantele.
>>671225887
>what's it like to have a vagina?
its heaven, like fucking AWESOME!!!! I even carry tampons in my purse now so my new friends never get suspicious
>>671226221
nice, I can't wait
>>671226537
when do you get yours done?
>>671225964
thats cool, i was thinking about getting myself a koto
just so i could pull it out of my pack anytime and just jam out
>>671225293
i forgot about dreampop and shoegaze for music whoop
>>671226752
I don't have it set up, no time soon, I just really fucking want a vagina
>>671224167
Sorry to hear that mate. Dont be disheartened, and dont lose hope. I had a shit job that kept me in poverty also. I thought nothing will ever change, until i was fed up one day and completely changed every aspect of my life in about 3 months.
Do it sooner rather than later.And get yourself one of those big titted german ladies... there are plenty of those roaming around.
Have fun.
>>671221535
Hi fellow Scotanon
>>671222427
you must be fun parties.
rate me good... and hard
>>671227145
Most of the german girls are really conceited. Btw. girls think normally im a creep. This country sucks i want to leave in near future. Have a few friends, they sit the whole day inside and play vidya. Where are you from and what did you changed?
r8 me m8s
>>671227830
Actually, I've recently 'graduated' from being a weeaboo, upon learning some eye-opening revelations about Japan. Still, I like the popular culture, but would prefer to live/work in the PRC, South Korea (again), certain other Asian countries, or even some Euro countries.
>>671227267
average I guess, but the stats are... wtf?
>>671223666
Nice trips. Satan is proud of you.
r8 no h8
>>671228285
I only leave my house for school and work.
>>671228045
we have enough weeaboos and shitskins in europe, stay away, please, thanks
>>671228510
Pretty rude, but no; I'll do as I please.
>Your Japanese is showing.
>>671221158
Masz dobry gust przyjacielu
>>671228339
how much do you drink?
>>671226865
As far as I know, those aren't very compact.
Here's some kantele music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9VNnPKL2DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3sc4NxPwt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8XoIXKnJBQ
>>671228740
Like once in a week when I'm hanging out with friends. Maybe sometimes when I'm home alone playing vidya
>>671228812
the one i was looking at was at most 40 maybe 50cm
its why i wanted it.
good tunes
>>671228339
> 18
> High intelligence
> Low happiness
> Classic rock
> Catcher in the rye
You must be one hell of a special snowflake.
>>671225411
I do have these tights
>>671228433
who on this webside doesn't? do you have AIDS, or ancer? I don't think your health could be that low otherwise.
as allways in those threads the guys n' girls who give them selfes a low confidence, rate the other shit way too low aswell...
what kind of school are you visiting? learning some kind of job?
>>671229155
But isn't that still a bit big to carry around all the time?
>>671229439
yeah, if prob go slack jaw from gazing
>>671229367
I fucked up the faces, Jesus christ i'm useless
>>671228961
good boy. and what kind of shit? beer, or spirits?
>>671229395
Nah, I don't consider myself as one. I just liked the book. I'm not saying things like "oooh this generation sucks", I listen to lot of modern music but that's mostly polish and not many people here know polish bands.
>>671229789
Beer, vodka or whisky most of the time.
>>671229635
all the time?
i have my jaw harp on me all the time
my kazoo most of the time
the koto id carry if i have space in my backpack and aren't driving
>>671229930
good, good, we could be hang out buds. 7/10
>>671229931
Go for it then. I thought, that you'd carry it with you everywhere. Harmonica would also make sense as an EDC instrument.
k then
>>671230045
As long as i can drink with somebody then I'm into any shit.
>>671229580
I'm just going to uni for forensic science and working a shit job on the side, money is decent but eh, I have dextrocardia and a few other problems, my mental health is bad too so I thought that would go under health?
>>671230265
i play kazoo one or no handed
i dont have time to use both for dooting
Binland Im coming :^)
>>671230815
Slow down a bit.
>>671230950
>STR8
McFucking
>>671231092
youre the kind of person who cares way too much about what other people think of "her"
fucking faggot
>>671231092
>twin peaks
>metal gear
10/10 zajebisty gust
>>671220152
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
>>671231287
Aestetics man. Would look shit if I wrote it in a different way. So go fuck yourself.
>>671231092
>implying you're not mtf
getting married in 7 days... fuck, i am old.
>>671231489
just fucking say "straight"
nigger
>>671231421
aw, my feels man
>>671231423
ayyyyyy
>>671231622
but, I'm not tho
>>671231654
god I also want to become a car sometime in the future....
>>671231668
It wouldnt fit you dumb shit. I want all text to be sized nicely not randomly.
>>671231707
go be a homo somewhere else
>>671231707
>but, I'm not tho
yeah you are because no cis girl is like that
>>671228627
FIDLAR are banging 10/10
from
>>671225293
>>671231836
that's pretty autistic man
>>671231681
>Seeed
Alter läuft hier grad bei mir, was für ein Zufall.
>>671231861
nah, I like it here
>>671231887
dude what
>>671231926
Thats just me liking neat shit. Die already.
>>671223017
>>671227512
>>671231681
> Germans
> beer
kek'd
>>671232082
why live
>>671225293
> high confidence and social life
> 1 happiness
tumblr
>>671231990
Nice, das ist immer gut.
>>671231807
what nooooooooooooo....
I am at my best now, and i fuckin want that car.
i dont want any other car. You could give me now top of the line bmw 6 series, i would sell it buy type R civic, and give rest of the money away...
I am not interested in cars at all, all i want is a fucking civic!
>>671232204
Vorallem Music Monks einfach ein geiles Album.
>>671232134
kek'd
>>671230751
okay, I see...
do you go to a therapist or so?
>>671232173
Nah my gf of 3 years broke up with me 5 months ago and noway near over it so that's why 1 happiness
rate (?)
>>671232717
No, nothing worked for me, I just live life trying to avoid people, I only have one friend and he's all I need I think?
>>671232122
what can I say, stereotypes don't come from nothing.
>>671232419
Ja Music Monks geht richtig.
Ich hoffe darauf, dass die bald mal wieder auf Tour gehen. War das letzte mal bei 2014... Hammer die Jungs.
>>671232134
kek
>>671233097
Koenig Ludwig dunkel is currently my poison...
>>671233151
Hatte sie auch 2014 oder 2015 auf dem Southside gesehen. Seeed waren geil, der Rest war Scheiße. Ist eigentlich gar nicht mein Geschmack, aber Seeed haben einfach den Reggae weiterentwickelt. Einfach geil, bestes Beispiel Fire in the Morning.
>>671233003
so far it's pretty much the same with me, except I have no job or school since over a year... only one friend, meds, clinics and therapy have not worked at all and I'm pretty antisocial.
though I still have somewhat dragged my self up... a bit...
you see other people's lifes are way better than the both of us, we have a view on the world that is only grey and static, but (for me at least) it can be helped and changed, so that I may be like the normies one day. the fact that others have it better than me somehow made me go on, it was not allways so, but I think I have just reached a point where my subconciousness said "fuck it" and I don't care anymore what happens.
>>671233829
You just described my life in a nutshell to be honest, I had the confidence to compliment someone's shirt like a day ago and it made me feel a bit better about myself.
>>671233492
not bad, truely not bad. I my self am a fan of Lager and Dunkel, but I have to be careful, because some kinds of these beer has this weird liquorice-like after taste which I hate to the guts, some variants don't have that
ITT: Europe
>>671234329
you scandinavians are deeply depressed bunch...
Give me your worst folks, come on
Rate mine. My name is Jack.
>>671234733
Since when has Finland been Scandinavian?
>>671234791
helicopter/10
huge props for morrowind, crash bandicoot, berserk and fist of the north star. TTGL just ruins it all
>>671234944
fuck you jack
R8 plz
>>671234791
holy kek. Attack Helicopter.
>>671234944
>Ocarina of Time
>not Majora's Mask
kill yourself
>>671235170
Majora's mask was dope, too. It always scared the shit out of me when I played it as a tyke though.
>>671234104
good, nice to see I understand someone for once, instead of misinterprete their thoughts.
well, I have just started to take some steps, for a change of my life. for example I am going to join a judo club in the near future and get my body refreshed again. movement is what makes the body stay in motion, so sitting on my ass won't change a thing. I also have thought of things I can change my self, to make my everyday experience different from what my depressed self is used to. I started to learn cooking a bit (I'm horrible... but it is something!), I also started to get a bit closer to some other people again. at first my family, I hang out a bit mre often with my mother and am searching for a schooling or job, to take on this year.
what is your friend like? is he "normal" or like you and me, somewhat depressed and unable to get set in motion?
Still here>>671227492
if you want someone to rip on.
>>671235035
I fucked the best/worst up. Can't even do this shit right. Fuck.
>>671234791
You have a shit taste. Stop watching anime...
Moja Rijeka je najljepši grad
U njoj vlada rokerski sklad
Gitaru svira i star i mlad
I dok na lukobranu galebovi klikću
Ja najviše štujem
Riječku pičku
>>671220152
>>671223262
You seem like an emo cunt. And you're from cucknada so it's even worse? Don't you have a moose to ride?
>>671235674
you should lower your intelligence
>>671235632
Dobra pjesma, 9/10, nažalost sam "lički momak", a u ostalome, najviše štujem pičku dvocjevke
>>671235553
He's so much like me that people think we're his parents find it creepy when we're together.
I'm good at cooking and playing the guitar, two things we both enjoy.
I guess if he's similar to me he is also similar to you.
I'm glad to see your life is getting better.
>>671235922
I'm an honor student so that's where it comes from.
>>671221535
yay. I updated it to the weird bigger one...
>>671236680
Beards are gay
>>671236786
Good thing I like guys, faggot.
>>671236680
>bi
>no interest
What the fuck
>>671236940
I have no interest in actually having sex but I'm attracted to both men and women.
>>671236754
genderfluid? lol get back to tumblr
>>671236754
I did the updated one too.
>>671221187
i'm also pre-everything. hi.
>>671237168
How the fuck is that tumblr shit? I have a very low sex drive, that's it. I'm not some special snowflake, I just don't give a fuck about sex.
>>671227267
Go back to tumblr
>>671234999
Trips confirm TTGL was a mistake.
>>671237403
>Asexual
>A real thing
>>671227267
pansexual is not a thing. there are only two genders. you are bisexual.
are you triggered yet?
>>671237642
Did I say aesexual? No. If the opportunity comes up to fuck I'm not gonna turn it down, I'm just not going to actively pursue it.
Pls rate/comments
>>671237642
can you put your handler on the computer little buddy?
>>671237851
Not at all, I guess I'm bi then.
I just didn't want to offend anyone.
>>671238075
>10/10 intelligence
fucking top kek
>>671231654
your future involves turning into a honda civic type r? sweet man
>>671238075
fucking dummy
>>671238075
>10 inteligence
>family guy
is this ylyl thread now?
>>671238103
/b/ really has gone to shit hasn't it.
>>671234210
>sexuality: pan
gee that joe wright film from last year must've really awakened some things in you
>>671238075
>Family Guy
>The Simpsons
>J-Pop
>Nightcore
>Skyrim
>Dishonored
>>671236566
oh my life is not getting better... I just hope it to BECOME better if I do this. my english is not the best, maybe I wrote it in a misleading way.
you have your friend in your close are, so you can see him when you want to? because I think that's a plus point too! you can work together on a change, on going out in for example a big city and just take a walk around for some hours or so. doing things alone is scary and makes my heart race, when I have to speak to strangers, because my only friend lives far away from me and I can only see him once or so in a few months... I go out in the city, in parks and try to get as much human contact as possible.it is very exhausting for me and I get pretty shaky and sweatty after a while and sometime my heart starts to sting even, but I just want to try and get a bit (at least) better at social contacts. joining a sports club, music band or what ever is a good way to change this I think, because you get closer to new people and can make friendships if you stay focused.
you should do some stuff with your friend together, because even when it stays just the two of you, you still have each other! save some money and try to force you out and do something. I bring my self with all my might to get out and do just something... mostly the daylight and the nature meke up for this act, when you do something hobbie like with your friend you might become more happy in your dayly life. bowling, cinema or what ever
sorry, I'm writing too much again
>>671238075
>Age 16
>9 intelligence
>Procrastinate
I bet you got A's and B's in your GCSE's ya faggot
>>671237894
Asexual: a person who has no sexual feelings or desires.
You didn't say it but you literally implied it.
>>671238167
Not quite max. But still pretty damn smart. That's probably the only thing I've really got going for me tbh.
Papi can I geta r8 b0s?
>>671238789
Pro tip: If you think you're smart but 'procrastinate', you're not smart you dumb fuck.
>>671238885
Fucking abo
>>671238457
Does a smart guy need to listen to opera or watch Sherlock or some shit?
>>671238531
Would you like to add my skype or something, I can email you it on a temp email, you seem like someone I'd like to have as a friend.
[email protected]
Sorry if I'm being sudden, I'd like to speak to you more and I'm scared the thread will 404 before I can.
>>671238953
Actually I'm not, I'm an asian,
>>671238938
Smart =/= relentless work
I achieve a lot when I do work, far more than most. Just because someone works a lot or studies a lot doesn't make them smart.
>>671238736
Fair enough. I still don't know why you don't think that's a real thing or why it's a bad thing.
>>671238822
inb4 lynched for being smart/wealthy/sexually active because these overweight fags will never experience what you have
>>671238789
You'll learn that you're not as smart as you think once life hits you. You're 16, you haven't really been challenged yet.
>>671239109
okay, I'll write you to this email, my skype info. nice thing. but tonight I won't come online, I'm afrait
First time making this
I'm a shitty canadian and ms paint peasant
>>671239351
You put your skin color brown and the only brown people in Australia are abos.
>>671238885
>Misfits
>Rick and Morty
>Warcraft 3 and fallout series
>American Psycho
Ayyy my fucking nigger
Playing league tho, fucking fag
>>671239809
>I hope to die
Don't worry, you will.
>>671239710
Alright man, if you're scared of me there's no need to be, even though I'm nervous about not being anonymous when I give my skype out I'm not going to panic.
>>671239351
niggasian, what has the world become to...
Finally finished this
>>671240237
Hell no am I a nigger, I'm from the Philippines
>>671238075
Good luck kid.
You're only 16. You've got your whole life ahead of you. Why are you even in a place like this? This is a place for people whose lives are already over.
Fuck it, let's go.
>>671240003
I have no mic, so direct talk wont be possible anyway and I only get nervous and sweatty, when talking to strangers in public, directly into their face. internet is ok
...but I might have a cam lying around somewhere, this has a mic on it, so if needed I could use hat and turn the visuals off
>>671229816
Yeah I see what you mean.
>>671240423
ahhh okay, that is something different then! pardon me, I am just sceptical towards black skinned people from start up.
>>671240633
I have a mic so if you ever wanna talk I'm down for it, sorry I have a bad accent though..
canada fag
>>671240887
I'm german... my akzent would be worz!
>>671240607
awww youre cute lol... i just looked at the picture name and take it back.... newfag/10
>>671240821
Well in all technical sense I am dark skinned, and I to tend to be skeptical to most black skinned people as well
>>671234791
Cinis se ok al jebote previse na kompjuteru koliko se cini
>>671241153
Oops ;^)
>>671221350
lol kayla
11/10
>>671221614
<3
>>671222455
nice drawinks
>>671223262
b b
>>671223931
you make me happy
>>671224202
24/7
>>671224643
what kind of handcrafts???
>>671225411
dawww
>>671227267
>band of brothers
>>671228627
you would do good in tucson, az
>>671231092
beutefil beutefil girle
>
>>671241536
Sorry about band of brothers, I had no idea what to put there, I don't watch any tv programs really.
Any you'd recommend?
>>671230950
we dont want you
>>671239947
It's been worse than ever, I started to cry every 3 or 4 days, no reason at all
>>671240607
this is what I imagine a maniacs head to look like... good work princess
>>671241921
Get some help man. I've been through some serious depression. For me, it was mostly pure will and finding what I really enjoy and diving deep into it.
>>671241883
don't be! Band of Brothers was the shit.
I don't really watch tv either. I don't have satellite or anything.
Sometimes I'll watch food ntwk at a friend's
>>671222427
My god you're more plain that a blank sheet of printing paper
>>671240607
If you could have all these qualities but be attractive Id marry you
>>671223666
check'd
also idk, am surprised by this too. i guess transgender is becoming mainstream, people are starting to realize 'hey wait... you mean i DON'T have to put up with my sex forever?' hence more trannies in general and therefore more on /b/
>>671239836
blyat. BLYAT BLYAT BLYAT
>>671242635
animal crossing face/10
>>671242581
Sounds good.
I can wear a paper bag over my face for you
>>671243047
4 u
>>671241368
Thanks m8
Uskoro ću dobiti posao, pa ću se skinuti sa kompa na neko vrijeme, ali osim toga i moj "wealth", ništa se neće promjeniti uopće
>>671243457
> Explorers of Sky
My nigga
>>671234733
Finland is not in Scandinavia
>>671243822
i hope super mystery dungeon has the same quality story
>>671241536
whats so dawwww?
>>671231092
for you, do as you will with it
am i close though?
>>671242635
1. You're a little young for this place.
2. Read books.
3. Your music taste needs some work.
4. Keep practicing guitar. Read theory and take lessons, if you can. I didn't and it's sometimes hard to make progress.
5. There's nothing here but no one makes a list with four items. It has to be three, five, ten, etc.
>>671242635
>Mr. Nobody
marry me
>>671243457
>swapped best and worse
fuck i'm retarded
>>671244544
Same boat here, bruh.
Hello again for those who were hear when I was. How are my fellow nerdlings?
>>671245149
anyone got a template for this?
>>671243708
wut
>>671243457
metalgear, yeee
>>671242635
nice tunes underageb&
>>671240892
canabro, but your must be a faggot
>>671240607
2spooky
>>671245359
It's the one template I don't have saved, sorry
>>671244955
sinatra, ayyyy
>>671245149
nice tunes
>>671245546
cheers fam
>>671220152
made it a couple days ago
>>671245373
I quit magic recently.
I got beat to many times. The fact that I got my ass kicked by a 15 year old that had just started that bought a prembuilt deck that milled me. FUCK IT. So I recently sold all my shit for like 60 and put it to Pokken
>>671245546
Danke
>>671245604
people kept posting the interest section, so I just made a giant fucking collage instead to make mine easier. And mine looks cooler.
>>671245373
LOTR is pretty based tbh
>>671246082
THANK YOU.
LOTR is prolly 1 of the few overly nerdified movie/book series I can't stand. It's boring as fuck.
Same thing to do with Star wars. I find it all fucking boring. I'd rather see a cape movie.
>>671244211
the drawinks are wonderful
>>671246497
size wise, am i close?
>>671221803
cool tastes and cool life fam
>>671246063
me and my buddies have our own friday night magic and just play modern for fun. but i feel you. i don't play tourneys anymore.
r8 me
>>671246801
i play pokemon, yugioh and soon Dice masters and Force of Will
>>671246855
Lemme guess, you haven't played any Fallout except 3, NV and/or 4. Might've tried 2 for like an hour.
Cool taste in music but I can't say the same for your TV show taste dude.
>>671247388
I really don't care much about what I play really. thx 4 r8ing btw
