Waifu claiming thread: The Original
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: Black people only counts as 3/5 of a person.
>>671182242
>Black people only counts as 3/5 of a person.
KKKay KKKay KKKay KK- KKAYYYYYYYYY
Best husbando claimed.
claimed
>>671183333
As I walk through the dead niggers in the gas chamber, I take a look at my life and realize that there are no more niggers left. Because I've been killing and hanging so long.
>>671182696
Hello Ginko. How's your Saturday so far?
>>671182754
Hello Cow-Anon. How are you today?
Taihou and Admiral here, hello hello!
>>671183333
Checked.
>>671183581
Alright for now, dreading having to start getting up early and going to work from now on though.
>>671183581
Pretty normal, nothing worthy of mention unfortunately. How's your day been?
>>671183748
I know this one....waking up at 5am 5 times per week. You'll get used to it.
>>671183975
Pretty normal. Just woke up, flipped some shit, ordered some PC parts and now rotting in front of my monitor while playing vidyas. The usual Saturday for me.
>>671184406
Funnily enough I actually do have to wake up at 5am for this, don't know what hours or even what days I'll be working, I assume they'll tell me all that tomorrow though.
>>671182242
>>671182242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqauayrXcc
>>671183333
based Moonman.
>>671183748
I'm guessing you'll be sleeping a lot earlier from now on
Obligatory claim.
>>671185335
Unfortunately, wont be able to be in the nighttime threads as a consequence.
>>671185877
They're the best early on, anyways. Commoners start to filter in later and suddenly the room stinks of dirty hair and shit.
Tats claimed
>>671185877
Nighttime threads pretty much always 404 before reaching image limit anyways.
>>671185486
How's your saturday so far, hand-kun?
>>671186291
Heyo Tats.
Kiriha claimed
>>671186291
Heyo Tasumaki.
>>671186495
It's alright, just had some water and I'm just enjoying my nothing right now. Thanks for asking, you?
>>671186495
Hey, how've you been?
>>671183975
https://youtu.be/DQeNyRBTffk
>>671186103
>>671186495
Yeah I know, I still like being in them.
>>671183722
Almost missed your post, how are you today?
>>671187068
Oh! Hello! We're great! Enjoying Fate Grand Order, what about you?
Smug Akane claimed
>>671187022
Hey. Nicely ambient music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyTjBLJMh0M
Won't be able to share more than this tonight. Going to go out for some groceries in a few, and after that I've got some work to do.
>>671185486
Hello Hand-kun. How's the day treating you?
>>671186291
Hello there. How are you today?
>>671187404
I'm doing alright, but like I said I'm not looking forward to work.
Hey
>>671186993
Hey Hand-kun. Had any coffee yet?
>>671187724
Tired, Went out drinking with my brother for a few. He's one of the few people I actually go out with. How about you?
>>671187633
Pretty good. I wish you good luck with everything you have to do.
>>671186993
Hey, water is healthier than my soda, kudos for that, hand-kun.
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>671187022
I'm alright, my internet is extremely slow right now, but alright overall.
>>671188006
Are you the adming of the Steam group, Seras anon?
>>671187724
Alright, woke up a bit early but I'm doing good. You?
>>671188290
Nah, not yet. Typically drink coffee late at night anyway. Most of the time I just drink water through the day. You had yours yet?
>>671188588
Sugar nectar's still pretty damn good. Glad you're doing alright.
>>671188844
You have a shitty keyboard
>>671188290
>>671188844
Nothing special. Just being the anti-social person that i normally am. I have a pack of potato chips, but i don't really have the motivation to eat them....
>>671189200
Meh, it does what it's supposed to so I'm not really complaining.
>>671189202
I always have to work myself up to eat stuff like potato chips, the taste is just different enough to where I have to prep myself for it.
What else would you do on a Saturday? Shit's meant for shriveling away and not communicating.
>>671189202
Didn't know a person needed motivation to eat potato chips
>>671188844
Nice repeating numbers. Yeah already had my fair share of the delicious brew today, probably not gonna have any more today, don't want to die from caffeine over dose, and I don't even know if that's a thing.
>>671188588
I have like 5.4 mbps, it's above average here. How are you looking?
>>671189202
I have a shot gun in my back closet but I don't really have the motivation to use it, yet.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>671188588
Yeah i am i was piking up some food, want in?
Send your steam if so
>>671190260
forgot
>>671190128
Really is a shame that too much coffee is a bad thing.
>>671190139
Always best girl.
I'm gonna go eat lunch now so I'll see you all in a bit.
>>671190004
Now you know one. The problem is, when you don't eat them in a whole year, then you just think "Why do i have them?"
>>671190128
Spare it for the refugees.
>>671190139
Gotta go fast
>>671190589
Bon appétit!
>>671190128
1.4 mbps, and several times I get the "Connection Error" message as I try to post.
>>671190139
Hi Emi.
How are you?
>>671190260
Sure, thanks.
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/
thegreenfloyd
>>671182242
You ain't got shit on best husbando.
>>671191188
>1.4 mbps
Ouch. Have you tried contacting your provider?
>>671190808
Preach it.
>>671190357
Depends on your definition of bad.
>using your waifu as an excuse to avatarfag
>>671190808
Faster than sanic
>>671191188
I'm freezing. The weather decided to go from Caribbean mode to full Antarctica mode in 2-3 days. I couldn't even go for a run today, but that left me a lot of time to shitpost everywhere, at least. And you? How's everything going?
>>671191693
Yeah, I suppose so. Hate it when you get the shakes.
>>671191798
Those drawthreads though.
>>671191798
And now please turn 180°, go to the next drawthread and put your post in there too. Thank you.
>>671191883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIRZoxn_ic
Should be fitting.
clmd
>>671192240
And it is. In fact, it might be added to my running playlist
>>671191693
>Connection Error message again
Nope, the provider promised a 2 mbps connection, which isn't even the case.
Maybe I should switch companies, it's not even that expensive.
>>671191798
I feel like you deserve another (You).
>>671192841
My favourite childhood game. I'll still love it, but Nuts & Bolts was pretty shitty tbh. But i stiilhave Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie for my N64. The nostalgia...
>>671193090
>2 Mbps
Why is it so slow? Do you live in the middle between nowhere and the ass of the world? I have 100 Mbps, and i live in the middle of nowhere. I think you should talk with your provider.
>>671193090
If you are not satisfied, you should. Maybe browse through some local internet providers while you're at it. You'll be surprised at the deals you could get.
Thread's getting slow. Post the worst song you can think of.
https://youtu.be/OZKJB23wbw4
This probably the worst I have ever heard, in my life, and I have listened to a lot.
>>671191188
Ok rip internet, ill invite you now
>>671193489
You'll make me feel old, man... Now I feel like taking my PS1 out of its box and play Kula World
>>671194383
I know a few:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWQNAUSOu1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltTwk2JR4rE
(A better use: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYzE6hGRdA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrC4xC_G-SQ
>Every FNAF song ever made
And here's a good one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOA0A6nJ84
Sanya Claimed~
>>671193489
I couldn't really get a better deal at the moment, it was really cheap, though.
>>671193529
I'm guessing I will, I've had this cancerous internet for like 3 years now.
>>671194383
Don't really know about bad songs, but this is my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d6bbdC5wOU
>>671194622
I knew I wasn't the only one with bad connection.
>>671194383
https://open.spotify.com/track/4iM4Xy0IyEk6wRvAX1bDHb
Its not on youtube, maybe that says something
>>671195893
I download with 1,3 mbps and i can live with it
>>671195893
I pay 10€ per month for my 100 Mbps connection....
>>671195462
>Eterna City (Day) - Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum
Probably my favourite game from the franchise. Can't believe that's already 10 years ago.
>>671195462
>that royalty free Ukelele
You're killing me Ten.
Just noticed I have the Mega link of that travesty saved for whatever reason.
https://mega.nz/#F!DhNRUJYT!IMinE8xCetLWlcUpSgD8_w
>Pac man's in Paris
>Wario Ware
>Q-Tip bliss
Why?
>>671195999
>Dem trips tho.
Maybe it's a stable 1.3 mbps connection that don't suddenly drop to 150 kbps I suppose?
>>671196025
Do you live in a big city, Tenryuu?
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
>>671197043
It is, sometimes
>>671196729
Nice image name mate
claimed
>>671196621
I have a few more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNH9S7QZaxU (yes, you see what you expect)
>not a song, but still:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0u4CXhsf_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZPgApv0PLw
And now something soft for your ears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-9ZahBR_4
>>671197043
I live ~15km from a medium sized city in east Germany....this part is known for bad Internet connection
dont 404 thread survive for a while
>>671195520
Ughh... H-Hey, S-Sanya.
>>671198690
Hello Mikan. How are you today? Have a nice day so far?
>>671198690
Hey there Mikan, you feeling well? How was your day?
>>671198135
>MIDI
That takes me back. I used to download raw MIDI files way back when and fuck around with them. I made some pretty cringy stuff as well.
>>671199704
Some MIDI are like car accident: They are horrible, but you can't look away.
>>671200364
Wait till you hear this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-WoM_4wERw
Its weird tho its not piano at all, but i probably dont know what midi is, but i thought piano
Claimed
>>671200364
Some of the best MIDI songs are from Touhou actually. I have no idea how to 'black' a song as the youths call it, but it involves overlapping some good dozen songs and making something cohesive or something like that.
https://youtu.be/YR9wAkQ1l2g
>>671198836
>>671198905
Nnnngh... fine, I... suppose.
>>671200789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkCNGzE28W8
Cotton Candy :D
Uh oh.
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>>671201213
Hmm, is something wrong? If there's anything i can do please say it to me, i am always here to help you if you ever need me, please remember that always~
>>671198690
Heyo Mikan, hope you're doing well.
>>671202857
Thanks man. I do appreciate it, not being able to buy games off steam and all.
>>671203620
What did you get?
>>671204021
Lilly Looking Through. Don't know if it's any good yet.
I'm back.
>>671204650
Welcome back.
>>671204650
Hello there.
>>671204870
You have been lurking all this time, hand-kun?
>>671204650
The best is back
FTFY
>>671202962
Unnngh... Uyuu. Tha-Thank you. Um. You're right. I've b-been really... worried... about t-tomorrow.
>>671204870
>>671205220
>>671205474
Ayy, feeling better now, had a big ass bbq bacon and cheese burger for lunch.
>>671206253
Glad you ate well.
>>671206253
That's not very healthy.
You should have drank some milk
>Milk is pretty healthy
>>671206253
I had a pizza...american style....extra spicy, 3/3 chilli peppers. I ate it, not even remotely spicy. I think when you'd eat a extra spicy pizza in the EU norm, you'd probably die tbh...
>>671206253
That's enjoying life at its fullest
>>671206427
So am I, probably not gonna be eating like that for lunch any more for a while.
>>671206604
I actually just got some fresh milk from some neighbor's up the road who have some cows, think I'll go have me a glass now.
>>671206696
>american style
There's actually several types of american pizza depending on where you go, most of them suck.
I heard a German farmer's saying today that made me smile, 'The more people you can feed, the less you have to shoot'.
>>671207150
Gotta enjoy my free life as much as I can before I start my new job.
>>671205945
You don't need to be that nervous about it. You just try and enjoy the party tomorrow and i'll try and make it work, im not sure though how good i'll do but i will try to do atleast~!
>>671192240
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIRZoxn_ic [
holy fucking shit, im actually in clankers cove right now.
Don't die.
Anyone still here?
I'm sorry, I can't do it tomorrow. I have to go to the hospital for personal reasons.>>671208302
>>671208302
Internet has been down all day, ugh.
Back to claim Stocking
Claimed.
>>671210117
Everytime
>>671210274
What are doing right now, Hand-kun?
>>671210117
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
>>671210252
Liquid Mikan. I figured you gave up, it's been months.
>>671208302
Disregard him. I truly am stressing really hard over the affair.
>>671210117
Still here, just had a showe
>>671210267
Hello there Stockinganon.
You weren't here yesterday, right?
I think someone else claimed her, she's really popular
>>671210534
Just on Skype right now with a friend, you?
>>671210724
Impersonating me is the most childish thing you could do. I'm going through a lot right now, I don't need this.
>>671208302
Please disregard the imposter.
>>671210739
No I wasn't, Internet is being a pain in the ass. Been down since yesterday morning. And there's a reason why she is heh
>>671210724
If you're stressing over it you should gobble up some Xanax and have yourself a snooze.
>>671210684
Dude that is my fucking jam.
>>671210742
Smoking. Remember when you used to say that you would never smoke, drink or do any drugs, when you were like 10 or something? Yeah, needless to say, I'm kind of passed that for better or for worse.
>>671210739
>>671210499
Good to see some activity. What are you guys up to?
>>671211122
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
All of these imposters are sickening. Jesting about dejection and suicide is erroneous.
>>671211088
Gothic lolitas are a miracle of the universe.
>>671211239
I was planning on reading No Hero Academia.
What about you, Tats?
any plans for saturday night?
I was going to press the attack but now this is actually getting interesting to watch.
>>671211536
Why don't you two impostors fuck off. I'm trying to get my dick wet here. >>671208302
>>671211800
checked
I'm confused.
>>671211752
It's 12:45 here, so sleep in a few I guess.
Miho claimed
Hows everyone doing?
>>671212083
You are not alone
Guess I'm leaving, too many Mikans for my mind to comprehend.
>>671212114
See you Tatsumaki.
>>671211752
Can't deny that statement. Gothic girls are a personal favourite of mine. Especially lolita, but that's best kept on here. It's not exactly looked up on greatly.
>>671211712
>>671211536
>>671211940
What is this all about?
I don't know what to post.
>>671212114
19:44 here, and make sure to say goodbye before leaving, in case you're not leaving right now.
>>671212083
Well, he fucked up with his first message by going completely OOC (and using the incorrect filenames) and now... I don't know what he is doing now, what the goal is. But I'm having fun.
>>671211940
Really? Sex jokes? I don't cerebrate this whole situation could get more cockamamy. Just a bunch of infantile people endeavoring to get on my nerves. I am going through a lot right now, and I don't require this. I'm here to chat with friends, and possibly get fucked up the ass with massive dragon dildo that was first marinated in a vat of old semen and hiv blood.
I dont get this shit anymore and im tired af, cya guys tomorrow
>>671212338
>>671212281
I am actually leaving, but here's your customary good night. Sleep well and don't the existential crisis get to you at night.
See you tomorrow.
>>671212281
You're not sleeping too, are you, hand-kun?
Bye, though.
>>671212329
It's not like I'd try to flood /a/ with 'em.
But you're right, it's best kept on here.
>>671212512
Good riddance, faggot.
>>671212338
Some guys are impersonating me, because they have nothing better to do. Also, someone please inject me with a deadly concoction consisting of hiv blood and fresh hot man milk straight from the bulkiest nigger cock you can find. God, I wish I weren't such a flaming homo.
claiming
>>671212449
How about you stop trying to impersonate me and take a nice stroll to one of those YLYL threads. Faggot.
>>671212449
At first I thought you were, in actuality, a Ibukifag but you're putting forth much more effort.
>>671212629
Good night, Tats!
>>671210742
So how's your day, hand-kunt?
>>671212512
>>671212629
Bye and goodnight.
>>671212629
Goodnight, Tat.
>>671212718
Not sleeping, just leaving for now and going to hang out on Steam. Thread's getting weird.
>>671213035
>kunt
Kek.
>>671213198
It is getting weird indeed.
But glad you're not really leaving.
>>671212629
Nighty night, Tats.
>>671212512
Bye, Seras.
Notice me senpai
>>671212200
Hello Mihoanon!
I'm doing alright today, maybe a little tired.
How are you?
>>671212512
Goodnight, rest easy
>>671212629
Sleep well
>>671212718
Eh, I'm not a fan of /a/. Too much for me I guess. But yeah, I get my fill of waifus and such on these threads. Told my friends I was into lolita before, they essentially thought I was into little kids and shit, not recommended.
>>671213811
>notices dubs
>>671213839
Maybe stop lurking so much in those loli threads and people will won't think you fuck kids. Please stop talking to my friends like you're me, thanks!
Lets see if I can get it.
>>671214404
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>>671214404
>off by one
I'm so sorry.
>>671208302
You, uh, still around?
>Mikan
