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special points for weapons
>>671164423
oh god is this real? fuuuuuuck
>>671164423
this cant be real
>>671164842
Well at least he's able to sheath it like a boss
>>671164842
Five-stage plan
>>671165115
kek
>>671164423
omfg...
heavy OC. first time posted
I dare you find something more cringey than this.
>>671165556
someone should shop the background to make it look like the building is exploding
>>671165638
that's just funny
>>671165565
>get is
>>671165719
rock hard heavy graduation >>671165556
>>671164842
That was... honestly not as cringey as I was expecting.
If you ignore the whole "light rail avenger" part and he doesn't say anything at all, that's actually kinda cool
>>671165719
he gets to fuck that bitch, you dont. id say he beats you nigger. shit for that pussy id wear a matching hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geulVEcVSYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT99rYVX84E
>>671164423
I love this and I commend him. In his head this is all potentially real. I see him sitting in class everyday thinking: "To them I don't exist, but one day they'll need me." It's beautiful. Poetic.
>>671166125
>projecting this hard
you don't need to be a doormat to get pussy, nigger. i've never had to do anything like that for any of my gfs
>>671164707
Washing pole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk
>>671165883
Gaurantee you hes some dumbass redditor
>>671166192
he probably has fantasies of terrorists invading school and him saving the day
>>671166022
i saw the same post, one of the cunts on my fb got 84 and was so happy about it.. i didnt have the heart to tell him.. i should post it lol
>>671164423
>>671164552
>>671164707
>>671164842
>>671166343
Why do autists love swords so much?
>>671165808
>>671164842
not gonna lie, that was pretty smooth. Still cringy, but smooth.
>>671164680
I guess that why he smokes it when he's by himself
>>671166293
thats because your girlfriends are either in your head or fat as fuck.. pleb
>>671166538
How is that autism... If you've seen the video, you would've known that there's was an American flag on the right...
>>671165556
There is nothing more cringe than an ill fitted suit.
>>671166125
Your post made me cringe.
>>671166476
Poor guy. I want to help him.
>>671165808
Most of them look pretty heavy to me
>>671166807
Yeah, that guy is fucked. So is his daughter....
>>671166538
Hell yes he does.
>>671166713
how does that change anything?
>>671165808
I get that they think fedoras are classy. But how can they say they are being classy wearing it with shorts.
>>671166476
Bummer, I really like Megadeth
>>671165808
Oh christ
>>671165822
*insert joke about Apple users having no spine here*
>>671166673
BURN!!!!!
>>671166956
look out we got a non-patriot here
>>671165719
Jesus Christ.
>>671165556
>some guy in a cheap suit walking and making an unintentional funny face.
I hate it if fucking 15 year olds post pictures of people they don't like and call it cringe. Did he stole your girl OP?
>>671166125
your comment made me cringe
>>671166873
>>671167100
kek'd and check'd. well done, fellow android/pcfag. well done
>>671166125
>implying she puts out for him
>implying she isn't fucking a nigger
>implying he gets to do more than just take her out on dates
>>671166673
kek
>>671166947
Yeah. More like feminist grand father.
>>671164423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMG29xyaTEw
Can you pass the autism test, /b/?
>>671167612
thats ironic
>>671167653
thats the answer sheet you retard
>>671167653
GTFO STUART
>>671164680
this is funny though?
>>671167429
well at least someone is having a sexual life.
>>671167496
So cringe its hipster
>>671167496
badass muthafucker. not cringe
>>671166170
And people ask me why I'm embarrassed of being trans.
This motherfucker is one main reason why.
>>671167612
Flying low nerd
>>671167868
Post picture of you to see if you're cringey or not
>>671167612
fly open. tragic
>>671167800
wow, maximum overcringe
>>671167665
these guys are self-aware. It's not cringy, it's fucking hilarious.
>>671167653
I can't believe parents are letting this shit happen. I teach at an elementary school and there are so many fat little physically inept kids who refuse to run laps and only sit around video game when they are out of school. It's a damn shame. They're all going to grow up to look like these dorks.
>>671164423
>premarital sex
oh lawd my sides
>>671166552
They have exacerbated hero complexes, a distorted sense of "honor", and fear firearms.
>>671164707
Washing Pole from Dark Souls
>>671166540
yeah, but he won't get it and then you'll have to explain. he'll feel bad, you'll feel bad and his friends are going to harrass you.
https://youtu.be/hcT-LIEeoz4
>>671166538
>>671166713
>>671166956
>>671167180
No, no, no, no
This is a hilarious, priceless video. Not cringe at all, just hilarious and epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMHTaUEaA
>>671167982
I don't know the guy taking the screenshot stayed so civil, I would mock the shit out of that friendzoned beta right to his face
>>671167897
Fucking quantum mechanics noobs. Fucking plebs.
>>671166552
Because they can't differentiate shitty action movies from real life
>>671167868
Are you embarrassed because you are an abomination against nature?
>>671165808
Jesus fuck
>>671165719
>cute couple having fun
>cringey
I don't know anon.
>>671168423
too much im quit
>>671168423
this must be the definition of cringe
>>671168423
so much face grease
>>671168183
how did that end?
>>671168191
Out of context. This guys a real ninja. But it would suck to be killed by him because he is also cringe.
>>671167812
it is, bro
>>671165822
>prepared to make fun of random guy
>realize I am sitting in the same position, naked, alone in a filthy room on Saturday
Shit.
>>671164707
Fucking autistic but atleast hes wearing black shoes and not fucking sneakers like they usually do
>>671168423
oh god, they're back
>>671168423
the longer you look, the worse it gets
>>671166677
dubs dont lie...
>>671167426
This isn't a rage thread
>>671168183
To be fair, she's a massive bitch
>>671165115
underrated
>>671165822
typical 4chan SJW
>>671167665
The things I have seen , no katana can vanquish
>>671167665
This whole thing looks shooped.
>>671165813
This made me rage not cringe
>>671165808
I'm impressed how the fat one can support his 300lbs frame with just one leg.
>>671168706
I don't get it. It's just a bunch of kids on a field trip? One of them cosplaying as inspector gadget? Problem?
>>671167429
I mean, despite them both being ugly, this is pretty cute
>>671168383
Its shit like this that makes me so fucking depressed. The fact that people are people who would even make shit like this and that there are people who think that its funny is just sad.
>>671168183
I love the fact she hasn't decided who she is going to fuck.
>>671169041
I would love to be there, I'm ugly as shit but I would appear as the most normal guy here and she would feel safer with me and I could probably get something out of this situation
>>671164842
im gonna defend this is as not cringey.
>guy doesn't look like an autist.
>sword sheathing as is pretty cool looking
>if he was on the news I doubt he gave himself that name
>he probably did something at least mildly cool to get on the news
>>671164680
FUCK, I cut myself on all that edge.
>>671164707
prolly his wallpaper. s a d
>>671164707
It's a sword designed for use off a horse. What's he going to do with it?
>>671169228
>feeling the need to tell an anonymous image board
pic related; you
>>671167648
why the fuck is this a thing
stop, humans, just fucking stop doing this
>>671168039
WOW
Any more of this type of stories?
>>671169183
faggot kill yourself
>>671167665
>guys ask hot girls to pose with them
>pull out DS to take lulz picture for the internet
>girls react
Seems like a couple of awesome, confident, self aware dudes.
>>671169206
>How the rest of the internet feels about /b/
>>671168546
>having fun
what? the look on the dude's face says it all... he has the same look on his face as those starving nigs in Africa do when pleading for help
>>671165813
Preach it sister.
>>671165808
Can't tell if it's better or worse that one of them forgot to put his foot up
>>671169280
probably broke the national record for mlph
>m'ladies per hour
>>671168706
Implying that coat isn't cool
>>671167996
This never ceases to amaze me.
I'm hoping it's a good troll, but I dunno. I really don't.
>>671164423
his arms look like the strings used on an electric weedwacker...
>>671164552
Cloud has let him self go since VII.
>>671165883
Kek
>>671166159
romanian fag detected
>>671165565
kek'd
>>671169521
It's the best coat out of the bunch, the guy still looks autistic as fuck doe
>>671165565
He should have shooped himself a Popeye sailor hat and corncob pipe to go with those arms.
>>671169428
Try not to cut yourself on all that edge.
>>671169183
Hey Gadget ..
Faggot
Kill Yourself Now
Kek
>>671165719
Yes not beta, he's just whipped. But at least it's by a pretty girl. Tonight he has sex. Do you?
>>671167927
his father didn't beat him hard enough
does anyone have the video where a guy at a school assembly or something tells a girl to climb on a ladder and fall back and he says he'll catch her but lets the back of her head smash off the floor
>>671165719
That dead look in his eyes.
>>671166552
No idea, knives/swords can land you in more trouble than a firearm can, hell some kid in my town stabbed a mugger in self defense but got brought up on illegal conceal carry charges because you cant conceal carry a knife in Washington.
Think he got 2 years for that
>>671169731
fuck off. denny is awesome.
>>671165720
(Lol)
>>671164423
That guy has been training so relentlessly he didn't have time to have a social life, surely he must be ripped... Oh wait.
He probably spent his time playing paper rpg with his two autistic friends the whole time
>>671169710
>>671168183
Both are so cringey... I hope they both die in the lake
>>671167180
Patriotism is retarded
>>671169428
>>671169713
Can't Splashmadget the Gadget
Butt blasted into Kekzozzlezedoop
>>671169591
With the hair he had he could pass for Zack better than he could cloud.
>>671169731
>>671167462
I would pay good money to unsee that.
>>671169850
Give that autist a medal.
>>671169215
>I love the fact she hasn't decided who she is going to fuck.
proof it's fake
as if a virgin would say something like "I will never fuck you"
idiots
>>671165808
What is this? Is this some kind of youth movement that came and went? I don't understand why teenagers are pumped on giggledick hats.
>>671169784
Self defense with your hands van get you in more trouble than with a gun. You can get brought up on charges for using too much force or he can sue you for it. It's a stupid, stupid world.
>>671169853
NEWFAG ALERT
>>671166807
His daughter is probably a dyke.
Try beating this OC
>protip
>you can't
>>671165638
But... there is and never was a corpse in the Cheops Pyramid!?
>>671167927
what le fuck...
>>671167927
i mean if he finds a bitch from that, props to him..
>>671165950
lost
>>671167496
fairly stylish. Not cringe.
>>671166807
>>671166807
"Aye mutha fucka, we here to pick up yo daughter."
>>671168183
>york
>keebler
Also, she probably has kids now
>>671164707
actually a decent cosplay
>>671168963
PLEASE make this a meme, you dips
>>671167462
I kek'd harder than I thought possible.
Holy shit tumblr really is like everyone says.
>>671170309
But from whom ? Jake or Bryan ?
>>671170212
>anything you tell me to do I'll do it
>"Eat big black billy's cum out of my pussy"
>"Yes ma'am and sir
>>671169982
>>671170212
your comment is worse than the pic
>>671167462
Disgusting fucking freak
>>671169551
It amazes me too, but I somehow hope its real. Makes me feel better knowing people like this really exist.
>>671168111
Sides are gone
>>671170466
The one on the right is the person people in trap threads fap to
>>671167653
fucking Stuart
>>671170502
Top kek
>>671168125
That's a two handed sword. He's not even doing it right.
>>671170466
I was going to comment on the girl on the far left... but holy shit leather pants guy
I think I have a new hero
>>671166947
Poor guy is probably just trying to be a good father, disheartening to see.
>>671170471
Stay zizzledezozzlebebopbinbozzled my friend
>>671170520
Dont dress it up say what you think
Kek
>>671168203
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMHTaUEaA
>people impying that kid didnt get mad pussy from the clearly impressed blonde drummer girl
>TFW you will never have hot patriot GF
>>671170481
>>671170212
Its not my comment, and to all the people looking at this picture, inb4 "She liked it in her comment" no, the girl did not like it. This was over a year ago and he NEVER got with her. She has a chad bf but he still posts this beta cuck shit on her page.
>>671167756
that poor old man/creature
>>671168217
That's the not cringe. You dense mother fucker.
>>671169228
The need to prove that you're better than someone else is just sad, like the entirety of white-knighting. You might just end up in a cringe thread someday. Fuck man, you could spill spaghetti everywhere during a date, and it would still be better than what you just said.
>>671170727
are you an idiot?
>>671164842
"Touch my ass, ima chop you"
>>671170558
fucking hell, anon...
>>671169392
Thats step three my friend.
One: Fedora
Two: Sword
Three: Horse
Four: Accidental MrHands
>>671170828
I might already be in a cringe thread tbh, just haven't seen myself yet, maybe I should go and post pictures of me, they'd fit right in
>>671168804
He looks like the guy on accepted who had the GI bill and dreams of rock stardom... Oh god...
>>671165822
Even the guy in the background is like,
>"Wtf Quasimodo I should kick your ass for stepping into the light of day, ugly ass hunchback motherfucker."
>>671169952
What the fuck did you just say to me?
>>671164842
As autistic as this shit is I'd cut my fingers off if I attempted that.
>>671164842
Holy Shit. I see this nigger every day when I'm driving to work. No lie he wears that shit every day on Cactus road in Phoenix.
>>671168804
These autists have no shame
>>671167927
*rolls hand grenade into room*
>>671169731
MAH BOI DENNY
>>671170930
you sure that's a girl?
>>671170930
thats.. a girl? I seriously thought that was a guy
>>671170466
>that blackpantsman
>>671168706
Litteraly all theese kids are cringe.
Also 00's have to be the shittest year for fashion
>>671168111
Australian family spotted
>>671165556
The little shot of vodka is a nice touch.
>>671168111
Where's the cringe?
>>671169206
It has its purpose, you put this shit on your desk at work you never visit or give it to people you hate being it only cost $5...
Its the 2016 drinkey bird....
This shit was always funny as it was dumb, but you never saw it on dad's desk at home did you...
Thats where people take this crap too far now days...
>>671171188
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>>671171207
Trans.
>>671168141
> text me
>>671168111
not cringe, fuckin' lulz
>>671169935
>tfw his gf is QT as fuck
>and likes cosplay
>Bulge>Face
>>671169280
He broke up a subway fight with his sword.
Two dindus jumped a single dindu and he intervened with his sword which for some reason he had.
>>671167996
So, just what the fuck is "anal vore" anyway?
>>671167756
Scary fuckin' lady.
>>671165719
Getting cockblocked by a 5/10 while wearing makeup, I pity him.
>>671168706
The kid on the left dresses exactly like my grandma.
>>671168203
as a matter of fact, he did everything by the book
>>671171509
b-b-b-b-but why
>>671171472
he probably threatened to cut their food stamps
>>671169784
>>671170110
Self defense works on the basis of inmediate danger and proportion in the attack. If you didn't repel an immediate attack is not self defense, if you did but went apeshit and used excessive force is not self defense.
So it wasn't just carrying a knive, there must been circumstances that prove it wasn't self defense, ie got mugged then procede to chase for a block and stab in the back, stuff like that.
>>671168141
>don't ignore me you vapid whore
>>671170930
Girl on Testosterone? girl with an adrenal problem shedding too much DHT?
>>671164423
if he is free, we have some borders to defend. arab scum is invading and we need someone just like him.
Okcupid fake profile I made last night, will post nu-male beta cuck who messaged me and our convo. He literally a cuckold. I just gussed he would be but it fucking ended up being true.
>>671167496
Isn't that Bailey Jay before all the mutilation and chemical drugging?
>>671169167
> the fat ONE
There is only one with a normal weight in that pic.
>>671168183
i seriously want to know what happened now xD
>>671171711
This is him
>>671168623
I just picture then suckling eachother pps after this
>>671167429
>>671169205
no,its retarded
>>671167503
Weird, but not really cringy.
Being gay isn't cringeworthy unless you are a christian bigot
>>671171711
>>671164842
Just google "light rail avenger phoenix" to get the story guys. He is easy to find.
>>671171711
convo part 2
>>671171854
>technically not a selfie
most cringe part of this whole thing
>>671171711
part 3
>>671169183
Haaaaa you got me you motherfucker.
![1311947803699[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f6BUeNe.jpg "1311947803699[1].jpg")
>>671169850
>human fucker
>>671168623
i dont even get what they are trying to say...
>>671166552
They have a thing for phallic objects.
>>671168350
>like I did on 3/11
>>671167653
the fedora wasn't even necesary
>>671171711
part 4
>>671167218
>THIS.
There needs to be an age restriction on 4chan.
>>671171500
I think it's eating stuff with your ass.
>>671169205
What kind of faggot are you?
>>671167426
>>671168908
No, she can fuck a hotter guy if she wants, same with a guy not wanting to fuck a hambeast.
Dumbass York is autistic as fuck and needs a reality check
>>671171711
part 5
>>671166476
Is that a younger fatter Snowden?
>>671168423
I wonder if the girl enjoyed being tied up and gangraped by those autistic virgins.
>>671168052
tooo fucking edgy man
>>671171711
Just kuk my shit up
>>671172176
Please keep going anon, this is gold!
>>671166552
Because social convention dictates that swords === masculinity, as do fedoras and trench coats. Autists have to project their masculinity in any way they can, so they usually keep a sword to do so. Also, a vaping-thing.
>>671165719
Bipolar Bitch
>>671167496
>>671165822
That has gotta hurt bad
>>671172240
Wake me up inside
>can't wake up
>>671170407
Lost.
>>671166192
No one will ever need you.
>>671172282
huh wat
>>671165565
idk whats cringe about this the dude's a baller
>>671168383
That is a harsh one
>>671166159
thanks romania
>>671168111
Checked
That's hilarious though, not cringe.
>>671168350
I haven't seen that in years. Holy shit. He had real supreme gentleman potential. I thought I remembered him talking a lot more about his sister and how he paid for all of her shit.
>>671171913
>>671171977
>>671172069
>>671172176
>>671172240
My lord. My lord.
>>671169935
Alpha as fuck.
>>671167982
Should've responded with "Last time i checked, it's legal to shoot a wolf." and then become an hero
>>671167868
You should be embarrassed, because the entire movement is cringe-worthy. You don't get to choose your gender, sorry.
>>671172176
"watch my friend tyrone do his magic"
"could i jerk off?"
>>671170608
welp....you can probably put your whole head in her pussy.
>>671167800
i bet she is a feminist
>>671172455
Loonie tunes
>>671171827
what is cringy with this? giving a proper anwer to a question other than "ok i guissss"?
>>671172240
>Starts profile
>Pretends to be grill
>Contacts other males
>Talks about sexual shit in depth
Yeah dude, I think we all know why your doing this.
>>671167800
idgi
>>671166170
>cwc
easy mode
>>671170260
>le
>>671172693
ah...
>>671170628
BUTT HE LOOKZ SO KEWL, HE MUST B DOIN SMTHIN RITE
>>671171509
That pic is taken from this guy's profile in some dating website, he is a supper submisive gay dude, no cringe here.
>>671172617
Maybe he's just playing along, because it's very obvious he's being trolled
>>671169952
Found the fucking commie
>>671170924
>>671170930
pretty much why i stopped calling myself a gamer, as well as i dont need meaningless titles..
>>671172264
That's pretty much it for the cuck stuff but he also sent this
>>671167897
Jesus.
>>671172869
he's gay?! never would have guessed.
>>671172264
rest
>>671172906
But there's bears in that picture anon :^)
>>671172598
lel..bring it on, Devin.
>>671170727
Do you really suck like this or is it bait?
>>671172699
Read the rest of the convo pics retard
>>671171913
>>671171977
>>671172069
>>671172176
>>671172240
>>671166807
this is a good philosophy for parenting but that doesn't mean you should get it put on a polo shirt
>>671173148
Yea... It's bait... Sorry. D:
>>671167462
Read the profile surgery as goldenharl. As in the /tg/ green text
Fucking awesome text.
>>671167688
>wears a paper pony cut-out
If the fedora wasn't enough already
