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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS/CONFESSIONS
-I've fucked 17 prostitutes while married to current wife.
- Avg price is about Euro 100.
- I found a place where the girls charge Euro 20 for 20mins.
- I pick the youngest, smallest girl I could find.
- Last time i went i brought a hidden pen cam.
I forgot about Dre.
>>671132575
youngest youve done, or would do?
I wanna see all girls I encounter naked. Just by curiosity. Also married.
i'm not actually retarded
>>671132954
Probably 18 was the youngest I've had.
I really like the tiny ones. 5 foot 3 or less in a size 2 body. I love putting their knees up against their ears and pounding them missionary. Chicks are totally checked out and have a look of pain everytime my dick hits there cervix.
My ex and I broke up after going to different colleges. She wanted to get back together. I convinced her to strip on webcam and "show me what I was missing." I hooked my laptop up to to the living room tv and let my roommates watch the whole thing. She has no idea they've seen everything
>>671133670
kinda hot tho.
>>671133670
Tits and timestamp
>>671134249
Go on...
>>671132575
I complain about not being able to put on weight when I know my friends are dieting cause I'm a bitch.
I'm a guy dating another guy but I'm more straight than I am gay. I am infatuated with his female best friend who I find perfect in every way, shes on a date with some guy tonight so I'm feeling jelly as fuck.
I feel so trapped in the homo.
>>671134627
thats some crazy hover hand.
I'm wondering if I'm happy with my current girlfriend or not and I have no one to tell except her but I don't want to tell her and have her flip the problem onto me like she mostly does
>>671132575
I do the 5 second rule thing
I want to fuck my best friends gf, if given the opportunity i would do it. I would soil his trust and cheat on my gf if the opportunity surfaces, i just want to fuck her so badly.
>>671133784
yeah tiny girls are great fuck toys. I had one who was 4'6", maybe 70lbs. always had to use extra lube until she was fully aroused and wet
>>671134792
You always want most what you cant have.
>>671133784
Does hitting the cervix feel good?
>>671134792
>soiled it
>soiled it
>soiled it
>>671134883
sounds kinda painful.
>>671134513
She didn't hold anything back. Stripped completely naked. Played with her little tits. Spread her legs and lips. Turned around and gave the rear view. Roommates had all met get before and thought it was hilarious. I never talked to her again
I plain on leaving this bitch hi and dry going to be one of the best/worse brake ups ever the bitch might even hero when I leave her sorry ass
> I've told her a few time already I'm droping you ass
>>671135062
its okay anon, she still has her side dick.
>>671134848
I know it fucking sucks. i know the girl personally, we are good friends, and sometimes she puts her hands on me, and in my head it drives me crazy that she is teasing me like this.
>>671134883
for me, yeah. some chicks can't stand the pain. thats why i like it. :)
Its easier to do it with prostitutes though since you're paying for the time and they just need to lay there and take until you finish.
>>671135062
Fuck I hate posting on a phone shit sucks
I cant sleep unless i fap immediately before. Once i had to sleep at at a freinds house because my walls were being redone. I had to speed fap in his bathroom. He was suspicious cause i also have problems pooping in toilers that aren't mine.
>>671135139
> kek
> an I got my side bitch
> your point
I drink way the fuck too much. Even though its part of why my life is so shitty, its been a part of why its had its good times too.
>>671132575
When i discovered free porn i didnt go to work for about a week my flat smelled like cheesy sweaty socks
>>671135355
To stop drinking so much i started giving myself rules, the biggest being "no drinking alone."
>>671132575
I wrote "anon's soul" on a scrap of paper and gave it to a girl for 25p about 15 years ago. Sometimes I worry about it
>>671135286
Were you the guy I was talking to about this yesterday about this time?
>>671135042
it is. most girls in porn are having their cervix busted up and are in serious pain. kinda makes it hotter when you think about it that way
>>671135536
Indeed i am.
>you ever find your charger?
I savescum a lot when I play video games
>>671135474
Won't help me because I live with two of my friends that I drink with. I'm just going to start drinking one less drink every day and see how that goes. Smoking more weed with help too.
>>671135538
>most girls in porn are having their cervix busted up and are in serious pain
>>671135680
Oh wow yeah, my thing was i would drink alone and frequently. I turned myself into ehat i call a 'social drinker'. One less drinj a day maybe the way to go for you.
>26
>have a bsc
>worked a couple jobs after graduating
>hated it, job, subject
>went back to do after degree
>hate that subject too
>have 1 yr left
>resolve in wavering
I feel like i'm slipping and there really isn't much else that interests me. I think I masturbate too much (2x everyday). No gf (don't care about that though).
I just want to get enough money to live comfortably off by while doing something that actually interests me. :/
I had sex with several hookers when i went on holiday to amsterdam
>>671135477
kek
he'll be fine
>>671135876
way to expensive there. Koln and Frankfurt has red light districts with eastern euro girls starting at 20 euro. the 10/10's charge 30.
I don't like posting good, new, or very old content on 4chan because I know every newfag and fucking piece cancer is going to hop on it and I'm going to be seeing it everywhere.
>>671135634
I am not that particular person
>>671135709
obviously not during anal
>>671135865
Seek and follow your passion a 9-5 that you hate is just corporate prostitution
>>671132845
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>671132575
i fap to cp but would never try anything with a real child
>>671134792
Same, but my best friend is the girl.
No doubt she'd be DTF if she wasn't dating.
>>671132575
Lately I have found myself attracted to the idea of a good clean christian girl.
>>671136284
Your still a pedo whats the fucking attraction
>>671134703
dude, your comment is depressing as fuck.... i think you need to man the fuck up.
>>671136198
for sure! it''s that I'm losing inspiration right now by becoming a slacker.
Have to get my damn head straight again
>>671136232
no pics. it was a video pen cam.
>>671134249
What the fuck
>>671136284
I don't get actual CP
like, lolis are made to look sexy and kinda like miniature adults
but real life children are icky
i have fucked a couple of thai prostitutes.
they look so god damn young.
>>671136607
of course they do, they are like 8 years old.
>>671136115
My apologies, remind me of which you are? Eat healthy?
I'm currently hitting on two of my recent ex girlfriend's best friends, even going as far as to take one of them on two dates.
>>671134703
Man up say you are going through mental shit and you need a 1 week break from it all. Fuck another chick in the mean time
>>671136407
idk man
>>671136737
I was talking to someone about how touching themselves makes them sleepy, but I get wide awake from the stimulation. I also don't get off usually.
>>671136284
Fantasy is the first step to reality. I wouldn't count on not acting on it for ever. Pretty fucked up chance to take over what? cumming?
I stole nudes of my roommate's gf in college. Now they are all over the Internet. He blamed "hackers"
I've had more sex with guys then women. 7 guys and 1 girl. Homo trapped
I pee in the sink everytime i can.. i feel i waste so much less water and it is so fucking easy...
I still find myself thinking about this female i met a year ago. Even after going through boot camp and military specialty school, i still find her in my thoughts, it has been almost a year since i met her, and the worst thing is that we never dated, i just fell for her and i kept falling for her even after i found out she had a boyfriend. And every time i talked to her i was happy, but what i wanted was not meant to be. i remember when i was in boot camp in MCRD san diego i was training, and i saw the plane she was in when she went to Costa Rica, that hit me like a kick in the chest. Even after falling in love with another girl and having her as GF i still think about her.
>pic related
>its her
I go to my friends house and sniff on his moms creamed panties. Smells fantastic for a 50 year old. Working up to her cause I know she's sex depraved and the divorce let her cockless. I have faith in me.
>>671136874
nah man cumming my fucking brain out
>>671136977
ever done it in front of someone else?
>>671137066
she is super cute anon.
>>671132575
I like to poison the animals around my neighbourhood.
Also I never seed downloads after I'm done.
I let the dogs out
>>671136977
Same here, idk when I started doing this but I also do it in the houses of people I dislike cause fuck them. I wish they would fill up the sink and wash their ugly mugs with my piss residue.
>>671136323
i am best friends with both. They are both extremely comfortable with me and when the girl talks about sex my boner is diamond hard.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>671137437
Fuck off john
I ditched my fiancée (who was getting fatter and lazier by the hour) by finding a job on a island and then making her leave me because she didn't want long distance, so I don't look like the asshole in the story. Everybody was on my side afterwards. no regrets, still a secret.
i hate my fucking life
>>671137276
she is still the most beautiful girl i have seen in all my life, i have more pics if you care enough to see.
>>671137391
I talk about anything+everything with my friend. The only thing she doesn't like talking about is fetishes because she's too embarrassed.
Then I go home and masturbate furiously.
It's a nice cycle.
>>671137467
Not John, i'm David Davidson.
>>671137539
yes please.
>>671137156
When i was younger (like 16 i guess) i did it in my bro's bathroom (it was the closest one) and he came in... right when i was finishing.. i just faked i was washing my hands or some shit like that
>>671132575
I wanna have a sex/touching only relasionship with not-my-wife. We like the same thing and I hope I can be the guy she sees as recomfort without love complexity. Also, she will be in my home in a few hours. We're gonna chill. Any tips to help send a few signs too her?
>>671132845
>- I pick the youngest, smallest girl I could find.
What's the youngest, smallest girl you have found?
My friend gave a bestiality porn DVD he found on a parking lot thinking I'd be grossed out by it and watch it for shits and giggles. I cummed like 3 times in the last day with it.
I really want to fuck my friends mom, she's a Latina PAWG , have a lot of creepshots of her , smell her panties and bra when I come over. Heard her getting fucked 2 times (bed hitting the walls and her moaning) I think she knows I might of heard her any chance of me getting to fuck her ? She treats me very nice but idk if that's just because I'm her sons best friend and her children love me
>>671137566
damn that sucks. i get every detail and sometimes she gets really close to me and pinches and pushes me, agh, it drives me nuts.
>>671137480
What tf did you do there? Dig up skeletons or some shit?
>>671137731
me*
>>671137377
Checked and keked
>>671137632
sure thing /b/ro.
>>671137662
I did it with a friend once when we were very drunk and just got back home and needed to both pee at the same time. Its good i was drunk cause i could have never done that otherwise.
As a gift for my nephew's 13bday last weekend, I(and gf) let him fuck my gf.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/heGCa0V.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>671133784
"where cervix?"
"there cervix"
>>671134840
>I had one who was 4'6", maybe 70lbs.
Didn't her mommy get upset?
>>671136846
Hmm i vauguely remember you but i was 3 am ish, you offered a throwaway ammirite? I mentiond my gf to you didim i not?
>>671137732
How can she be a PAWG if she's not white?
faggot
>>671137888
Thats kinda awesome and messed up tbh, this coming from a degenerate.
>>671134840
penis lengths are not proportional to height
nor are vagina depths
>>671137837
>>671137872
so hot...
why is 4chan so full of attractive people and people who know attractive people.
>>671137735
Eh, my friend still lets me lay on her lap. I've lost count of the times I've fallen asleep on her. She's got just the right amount of fat to be the most comfy pillow ever, but still look amazing.
Pic related.
I once jerked it in the city hall bathroom. Blew jizz all over the stall then just walked out and went on with my day
>>671137932
not that i know of. she was 12 and i wasnt her 1st
>>671137990
PALG ?
>>671132575
When I was 8, I wanted to fuck my friends mom. I still think I missed out.
>>671137837
>>671138027
i never implied they were
>>671137872
>>671138048
Did green peace not turn up and try push her back into the ocean?
>>671138197
>>671138071
I thought of doing that in a few places
>>671134848
>You always want most what you cant have.
I'm still obsessed with Moot.
>hnnnngggg
>>671138178
live vicariously through your son, find just the kinda girl you want in a shota thread.
>>671138009
how is it messed up? just curios
I just had a boiled egg and I think I might shit myself.
>>671137873
Man.. i swear its easier than aiming to the toilet.. you just lay your penis on the sink and start peeing.. open the water to clean up a lil and you are done.. no need for aiming or kipping the seat up/down w.e.
>>671138223
>>671138350
Idk man, Im into swinger shit or whatev's but not with the fam.
>be 29
>unlucky with girls my age
>2 years ago discovered extremely lucky with underage girls
>14-17 ages, ocasionally 18-22
>dontgiveafuck.avi
>currently dating a 19 year old 9/10 (pic related)
>9 because of flat tits
>also sex chating with 4 underage girls, around 14-17
>have pics, vids and show on skype regularly with all of them
>I´m happy with that
>>671137687
this
>>671136874
Viewing CP does NOT lead to molesting children. In the most unbiased study (CP users, not prisoner molesters) less than 1% of CP viewers became molesters in a 6-year study.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19602221
>>671138523
k gotcha
>>671138345
>I want to let me show lick that your toddler sweet baby how women pussy suck tiny cock!
>>671138455
I was sitting, the sink had one of those fake crystal handles for the faucet that i bumped with my butt, when the water started running I was so shocked i almost fell off.
>>671134883
The first couple of times for me are like a good pain, but after that it hurts like hell.
I literally had to stop fucking a guy once because I was crying from him pounding into my cervix.
I told my ex to 'ease up' at least a couple of times every single time we fucked because he always hit it.
>>671138248
>>671138641
its horrifying how full of women the loli and shota threads are.
pretty sure im a faggot
>>671138550
Why would anybody try this hard on /b/?
I'm still in love with my ex, and I'm married.
>>671138774
I like loli, but I rarely go into the threads because they're cancer, both from the trolls and the legit posters.
>>671137670
I really need advice. I love mt wife but the girl is just fucking perfect. We go along well but I know that I wouldn't be able to live with her. I need ideas to see if she wants me.
I like to slice the throats of dogs/cats
>>671138032
because they can use Google images?
>>671138116
Diamonds!
Greentext plz?
>>671132575
My dad committed suicide when I was 6 months, my mum attempted suicide with him, but she survived.
I find my daughter sexually attractive and think about her nude
>>671134249
Loser.
>>671139069
so depressing.
>>671134249
what a bro
>>671139154
Pics ? Crop her face out , I have a daughter i want to experience with as well
>>671132575
my cock looks like this
>>671139154
How old is your daughter?
>>671138657
>sitting
Forgot to say.. pee on sinks is men only
These threads are the only reason i come back to /b/. I like the people i meet here even if i never talk to them again. For instance, I was talking to some aus femanon last night who I might never see or hear from again. If I gotta tell you guys something embarassing to experience that, than so be it
>>671139047
100% real mane
>>671139154
Trump is this you?
I feel like I'm not good at anything and I want to literally kill myself almost everyday. I'm always being praised by all those around me for doing "so well for my age", but I literally want to die like 95% of the days i even get out of bed.
>>671139069
Care to send it to explosm ?
>>671139251
>>671136601
Go back to tumblr and get the fuck off my board
I pretend to give a fuck and act social, minimum effort maintaining friends by accepting invitations some of the time, been with 4 girls in the last 3 months, all who came on to me. I usually break up with them after they become too attached and start wanting too much of my time. I enjoy the sex but don't want to put up with the increasing amount of effort. I'm vaguely concerned no one can tell how fake I'm being and that nothing seems to interest me anymore. Life feels empty.
>>671139664
Loser.
>>671139433
Men can also shit in sinks. Dunno about you, but I've never shat standing up.
>>671136958
share?
>>671139068
no real story worth grntexting. I was 16, she was sister's best friend. they had a fight about a boy or something retarded. she wanted to fuck me just to spite her. We fucked a couple times, but they made up before sis ever found out about us but eventually everyone found out but it wasnt a big deal. were fuck buddies quite a bit through the next years.
>>671139664
>my board
>such delusion. Wow. Much mirth
>>671137334
kek
>>671139875
Oh man.. i would do that regularly for sure..
>>671139987
Is it ok to have a fuckbuddy when married?
>>671139559
>femanon
I just leave my jizz in my boxers after i jack it when I'm on the CPU or in bed
I have a fetish about fucking lesbians. Turns me on so much seeing them kiss
>>671138345
saggy bangers
>>671140110
If it's an open relationship. If your partner's cool with it, it's fine.
>>671132575
>lonely as fuck
>wish i had friends
>wish i was in love
>>671139597
21 is legal. Post pics!
>>671132575
i dont have any secrets.
but i am wondering why that dumb cunt ruined a perfectly good book.
>>671140110
depends if the wife minds, I guess
>>671140228
She once nodded when I said cheating was when love is involved for me.
>>671140185
Kissing is also my fetish.
>>671140139
Timestamps nigga, timestamps.
>>671139987
That's still pretty hot. I'm can rub one out to that plot.
>>671138256
I would fall for it.
Some homeless guy tried to mug me and I stabbed him twice in the stomach with a pocket knife, fucked right off away from there, not sure if dead, it's been 2 years.
>>671139698
here that.
>>671139698
What do you do while not being social?
>>671140548
bruh
I wear tight clothes, like yoga pants and jeans that accentuate my ass and I often wear tongs and make them show.
I do this because I want guys to stare at me because it turns me on. I often take public transportation and when it's really crowded I subtly push my ass onto guys crotch and often feel them getting a boner.
I drop stuff and bend over or sit in front of guys to have them stare at my ass and panties. I'm playful with my 14 year old cousin, like teasing him and sitting on his lap because he almost always gets a boner.
I also get groped now and then this way and I like it. I've even been raped twice, I pretend to sob and stuff but it actually really turns me. Almost every evening, I masturbate to the thought of all this and doing it again the next day.
>>671140422
k im glad. best part is she was on bc, only used a condom a few times. she made the previous 2 guys she was with always use one except her very 1st time. I was the 1st guy to cum in her, made sure to get every last drop in her
>>671140809
and now it's time to confess you're a 30something manchild living in his mom's basement
>>671140809
male fantasy of being a woman
>>671134627
isnt that his sister?
>>671140809
One day we will meet on the train anon.
>>671140809
what do you look like?
>>671134626
lol
It's me, your friend of old, tell Fang I said hi.
Ive been with my gf for 6 years or so and i would change her for any cuter girl that may get interested in me. Also bigger boobs
It's me, your friend of old, tell Fang I said hi.
I hate people.
>>671141249
>>671141283
Obvious same fag
>>671140743
Games, Drawing, recently starting buying old video game consoles off ebay that are in non working condition and fixing those.
>>671132575
I once fucked my best friends 12-year-old brother (I'm male)
>>671141328
I love people, i hope that they will all one day be happy.
It's me, your friend of old, tell Fang I said hi.
>>671134627
Damn that nigga in the pic ascended with that
level of hover hand.
>>671141397
draw us something.
>>671141328
Why anon?some of us can be quite nice.
>>671132575
I secretly hope Trump wins because I believe it will finally, at long fucking last, ignite the fire of revolution in this country.
He is our last hope at a brighter future, because he is the enemy that will unite the people.
>>671140809
I wear lingerie but make sure the back of my skirt is low enough to cover the tops of my thigh highs and suspenders, but high enough so when I walk or bend over, guys will see that I'm clearly wearing pretty lingerie.
I wear bras and tight tops purely to accentuate my tits.
I act annoyed to my friends when I'm catcalled and whistled at by guys (happens at least twice every time I leave the house), but I actually love it and I love knowing I turn them on.
>>671141439
is that girl laughing or crying?
>>671141439
Never have i wanted to save a reaction gif as much as this... Can i anon?
>>671141397
So you are literally one minimum wage autistic faggot. Welcome to /b/.
Happened once I was on the bus few days ago some man who was sitting beside me has his hand on my thigh slowly he has trying to touch my dick i got a hard on and didnt say anything and let him play with my dick until he got of the bus.Had mixed feelings afterwards
>>671140528
i am afraid see her again. Her beauty is what made me talk to her and getting to know her is what made me love her. i have always been a loser when it came to talking to girls but she was so beautiful i could not help myself.
>>671141397
The only reason I even bother keeping in touch with friends is because I usually meet girls through them/parties. I like posting here, because you interact when you feel like it and lurk when you don't. With real people ignoring them constantly until you feel like it isn't an option if you want to maintain a relationship. I can't bring myself to form emotional attachments with people so it just feels like busywork I'm putting up with for the benefits. I genuinely wish I could enjoy peoples company but I just don't. Doesn't matter if it's family, or someone I've known for years. Hasn't happened, I'm emotionally dead and it would feel bad if I had feels.
Quick aside, I do freelance graphic design and I get a lot of work through "friends", it's not just for the pussy, though that is a plus.
>>671141565
this anon will stop posting when he cums and has to wipe himself clean.
>you can tell by his posts he's close now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7OXDWof30
>>671141565
>>671141801
Samefag
>>671141882
so you draw cartoon ponies having sex?
Every single female who is 18+ I know has seen my penis, but not 1 knows it's me.
I take a photo of my penis, making sure geotag is off, and then email or tweet it to them with a fake account. If the girls are in the same group I just meet I send it over the course of a few weeks, and make 100% sure there's no matching floors, or anything they can match up. So they can't cross reference to tell it's me.
Over 500 girls I know so far.
I feign interest in getting to know my girlfriend's friends so I can plant the seeds for future threesomes.
>>671142052
show us what it looks like.
>>671142052
Any interesting responses?
>>671142052
Fuck faggot you got a real trouble with flashing
>>671141998
nope man.just thought of sharing it
>>671141624
>Implying I have a real job
"Freelance Graphic Design" I sit at home and design garbage because I got tired of correcting people who insist on poor design choices.
>>671142049
If it pays I'd draw you fucking your dad cosplaying as twlight from mlp.
$20 for a quick sketch, $150 for a full drawing with color. You'd be suprised the type of shit furries and the like will pay someone to draw so they can whack it, but no I also do normal things. Boring shit like gas pump decals for Samco (Local Gas Station)
>>671142052
That's like being really insecure about your penis..
>>671138621
You know CP still involves a child being abused in one way or another
>>671141920
Lmao pic related
>>671141998
Not the same, I don't actually like people touching me.
>>671137783
nah i'm a cook
>>671142720
Aus?
>>671142879
Yeah NSW wbu?
>>671142720
You look nice can I see without a bra?
>>671142930
Not aus at all, West coast US.
>it's just 3:30am.
I think you posted last night.
>>671142720
Fen?
earlier today i showered with my gf and her 7 and 9yo nieces
I've killed 11 people in my life. 6 were legal, 5 would not be. Yes military. No details.
I wanna break up with my girlfriend. the only reason I havnt done so yet is cause she likes sex with animals and she lets me watch her dog lick and it makes me diamonds and cum buckets. no regrets.
>>671142294
Yeah... how does being a freelance works out for you? I may say i take advantage of nerds like you.. i give them a contract for X weeks for the job to be done. That's actually cheaper for me than hire them; plus i dont have to buy fucking cpus every year or so... plus all the services my employees may "need".
>>671143367
What branch?
I play pirated version of Spelunky. I use it beacuse I don't have money on video games
>>671143066
Thank you but I have smol tits :(
>>671143151
Yeah I posted in 2 secrets threads last night, are you the guy I sent the cute cat to?
>>671143183
No...?
>>671132575
I jacked of once every day in my school bathroom when I was 12
I jacked of on an airplane toilet when I was 13
I stole 15 panty on several trips when I was 13
I blowed a friend if for 1 gram weed when I was 14
I stopped fapping for 6 month when I was 14
I got addicted again when I was 16
I'm normal now
I wear girl clothes under my guy clothes
>>671143656
This kitten is now the weirdest thing in my porn folder.
>>671143676
pretty sure most kids do this type of shit. i did anyway. nothing weird to me here.
>>671132575
I like turtles
>>671143367
Curious if it bothers you or not or has affected your life in any way.
>>671143522
Win/Win iimo, You save money on "services" and it ends up being cheaper for you, and I make more by the hour than I would working for you, don't pay taxes and work from home at my own convenience. Minimum monthly expenses for me is $1000/month so on average if I do more than 3 jobs in a month I can pay my bills and everything extra goes to savings. That usually works out anywhere from 15-30 hours/month for me. I'm living fairly comfortably, I'm happy enough.
>>671143656
Yes, you did.>>671143845
But this isnt me
>you ever find your charger?
if I don't shower for a couple days, I like to pull back my foreskin, roll my dick cheese and smell it
>>671143845
Twinkletoes wasn't it?
>>671132575
I was once a friend with this gal for two years and slowly started to flirt with her more and more unail we were basically dating and making out with some heavy petting in my car. I go over to her house one night and stay the night because I'm helping her pack, she's moving out of state so I see this as my chance to smash and quit so as soon as her mom and sister are asleep we start to have pillow talk and our hands start to wander. I eventually end up on top of her and and she can feel my cock against her I had whispered that I wanted to fuck her before she left and made up some emotional bullshit and she consented 100% of the way. Of course it's in high school and I didn't have a condom so in playing with fire at this point because that night we fucked several times and did all sorts of risky shit. She moves away the next day and I block her on everything.
>TL;DR
the long con friend zone works but only in certain situations like this one
>side note
It wasn't rape but the was conniving and I did take advantage of her emotionally.
She lives in Louisiana now with a kid she had with some big Country guy so everyone's ok I guess.
>>671143861
>>671143676
I used to fap in every single restroom i get in.. airports, hotel rooms, restorants, grandma's.. every fucking where..
>>671144045
what the fug?
I beg billionaires for money to back my ideas on Twitter, but I really just don't know how to manage money.
>>671144032
I was hoping I'd come across you again :)
>yeah I finally found it this afternoon thank fuck
>did you actually end up sleeping?
>>671143845
That, I can agree with.
It's such a cute cat though.
I am in a fulfilling relationship, it's fulfilling sexually and emotionally, but I can't help but want to fuck my girlfriend's best friend. I have had problems with infidelity before with other women, but I thought that was all in the past. I keep myself satiated by masturbating to pictures of her friend and for a few months I'll be fine.
>>671144136
I just like to clean myself
I also roll dirt from behind my ears and sometimes my chest but I have to not shower for a long time to be able to do that
>>671144228
hello kanye
I fucked my aunt once when I was 17.
I'm a married guy with a male fuck buddy. Got into this with the understanding it's NSA, just fun.
He told me yesterday that he's moving about 1,000 miles away. I'm considering following him.
>>671144331
You caught right before i went to bed, which i should do soon cause i have to meet up with my gf tomorrow.
>yeah i did, had to go another round... Thanks
>yes im blaming you.
You mentioned a throwaway email lastime
>>671139315
Please hero yourself ,you subhuman
>>671144467
story?
>>671143945
Most definitely. I'm connected through the VA with disability at 100% for TBA and PTSD. My anxiety is through the roof. I lost jobs, friends and family because of it. What bothers me most is the indifference to it for some reason.
>>671132575
I'm the best rapper in Atlanta
Datpiff.com/tape/759661
Secrets out
>>671141565
Yo that's good for you. I don't slut shame one bit. Honestly I really enjoy flirting with other people, men and women of all (legal) ages even if I'm not interested in them. I make them ask themselves if they really want me and when they start flirting back I get off on they the idea that they can't have me. Basically I'm a straight male tease.
>>671144565
That's probably a good idea.
>haha you're welcome, happy to be of service
Yeah did you still want it?
>be me
>be 9
>put on my mom's panties for some fucking reason after she departs for work (buying groceries)
>hump her pillow, no idea why i'm doing what i'm doing
>feel a tingle, like a sneeze in my peenoid
>examine crotch of panties
>find a little puddle of wiener mucus
>hmm, interesting
>proceed to "masturbate" in this manner for 4 years
true story.
I went on a rant about how I believe the Earth is flat, but I know it's not flat. My career is, though, and so I tried to stir some shit up to get it going.
When I was 5-6 I had often anal and oral sex with other boys I knew.
Told my mom when I was 8 or so. She did nothing.
Grew up as a normal hetero huy
>>671144852
Yes because twice a night is rather draining.
>thanks... I guess
>I'll send proofs that its me.
>>671144855
I did the same thing, but put on a lot more of her clothes (sometimes fully dressed). Had no idea I was masturbating. Just felt good until suddenly it felt really good, then I didn't want to do it any more until she went out again.
I want to fuck my aunt/godmother
>once when I was like 13 I went to her apartment while she was away and I masturbated with all her dirty panties on her bed. I even took a few photos of her from her photo album. There were some good ones on her in bikinins. I took the cutest pair of dirty underwear with me to keep masturbating at home
>I lost these things later in life but it's probably for the best
>>671144880
ah yes, brings back some suppressed memories for me, thanks anon.
i used to touch wieners with the neighbor boy when i was 5 or 6.
i also grew up to be a hetero boy but am anti-social sociopath, so not normal.
>>671144855
Until 4chan i never new boys came this early, i though 12 maybe, or older.
I had an orgasm in a customer's food once. Got a huge tip too.
Why does it not surprise me that most of the secrets here have to do with taboo sexual territory
i'm really into remy :/
>>671145282
Because " I used to sneak smokes out of my mother's pack" is no big secret.
>>671145282
its relatable and not as horrific as the violent stuff, so I prefer it this way.
>>671145282
Because to classified a secret, it automatically becomes taboo. Not to mention the anonymous nature of this board, and the general content, which encourages embellishment and even (gasp!) outright lies.
>>671145391
And consider the 4chan community
>>671145393
Basically this.
>>671145433
I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to learn people lie on 4chan.
>>671144814
Thanks man, and yeah that's basically how I feel about it. There's nothing wrong with a bit of harmless flirting and it's actually pretty fun/kinda hot to flirt with and tease people.
I'm glad other people enjoy it as much as I do tbh.
>>671145020
>twice a night
>draining
One of the reasons why I'm so glad to be a grill; being able to get off more than once without any refractory period.
>[email protected]
>first time actually posting it on /b/
>you're welcome btw kek
-I am a virgin 20 year old, but pretend I have had sex before to attempt to fit in with my colleagues
>>671145282
all my secrets are mostly just embarrassing stuff, the only ones that people find interesting are the sexual ones.
Im dating a girl i no longer have any interest in but i cant let her go
>>671136600
Screenshots
>>671137500
Well you aren't the only one
Nice dubs btw
>>671145561
Well coupled with the dact thats its four am, I'd say yes, twice is pretty draining.
>I'll email you later today.with proofs ofc.
>dont be questioning my stamina mayne.
Thanks, and sorry about the spam you'll inevitably get.
>off to bed
I make over $80,000 a year in a job I've had for 15 years. It requires a master's degree, I don't even really have a high school diploma.
Also, i am addicted to heroin and am probably going to commit suicide in the next couple of months. the first part is only a secret to my actual friends and family, but plenty of people that i don't give a shit about know.
AM DONKEY DOGGO :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>671145957
True, I imagine most people would be pretty exhausted after that.
>good good, I'll remember to check it later
>no h8 m8
All g, and yeah thanks haha
>goodnight anon
>>671146224
>>671146224
Fucking newfag. Get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671140473
...d-d-dad?
>>671146419
if it is, you now have access to some D when ever you want it.
I hear "voices" inside my head everyday that tell me to do things. I really want to, but my moral compass instilled in my by my family and society keeps me from true happiness.
>>671132845
I've fucked dozens and dozens and dozens of whores
Once the whore was young. Pretty sure she was legal, but young. Mamasan asked me on the way out if I wanted REAL young ones next time and gave me her cell number.
I'm not into REAL young, so I threw away the number.
A week later there was a HUGE series of arrests all over the area, with a focus on underage whores. HUGE
>mfw my life would have been over if I got arrested fucking an underage whore but dodging that bullet
>>671143487
....Yeah you should really break up with her
I'm male, fucked several ladyboys in thailand, also fucked a friend.
and, i'm keeping people addicted to make my living.
>>671138341
>I'm still obsessed with Moot.
it's moot, never Moot, faggot.
>where's your god now?
>>671146801
starbucks or duncan?
>>671138341
>obsessed
I searched on the deep web how to put a hit out on my boyfriend.
>>671138341
>>671138341
>with Moot
>>671138341
>oot.
Love my gf but live with her sister, flirt and fap over her panties..feels horrible, ideally we'd have a threesome but I know shit would just get fucked up, I don't really wanna fuck her cos I understand the consequences but shit
>>671138341
>mute
>>671138341
>still obsessed
>>671138341
>till obsessed with Moot.
>>671138341
>>671147109
mook wanks
I am kek
I watch my brother masturbate almost every day.
>>671147260
gril or faggot?
if gril, greentext
if faggot, IDGAF
>pic related
