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New Zealand thread

whats on tonight bros?
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is there ever an australian thread?
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>>671117654
check soc
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>>671117654
you could always make one
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>>671117549
Dunedin reporting.

we doing that meet up at 9 or what?
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the rugby mate
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>>671117549
infected bee sting, foot hurts like fuck so am confined to lazy boy for the forseeable future


hamilton reporting in
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new zedland.

hamilton here.
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>>671119512
That sucks m8
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>>671119512
pics bro
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>671119713
red patch has been growing throughout the day, took this earlier this morning
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Dunners reporting.

We up to much?
>>671117654
Yeah, that have them all the time.
Their nudesfags are way better though, they made the news over there.
>>671118202
No idea.
Any Dunedin folk want to go and see Deadpool in like half an hour? Mean feed afterwards.
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>>671120181
i mean pics of your dick
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>>671120914
nah, too dark cbf taking pics right now
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What do I do with my life, guys?
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>>671121230
masturbate furiously till u died
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>>671121535
Wow, what a way to go!
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>>671117549
Sitting in an auckland uni residence and sweating my ass off for most of the day. what's up cunts
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Have you guys changed your flag yet?
Thoughts about it?
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>>671121747
its not gonna change
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>>671120499
Mean feed in dunners? Ho fuck i'm tempted.
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>>671122050
I think the wheels have come off this wagon, mate.
Movie is starting in a couple minutes.
Suppose we could just get a feed later on, probably end up loitering in a car-park again
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>>671121747
Still don't understand how current flag doesn't represent who we are.
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last` night` of` o` week` tonight,` gonna` rape` some` unsuspecting` 18` year` olds.
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>>671122258
I'm broke as fuck anyway, gotta spend my last tenner on some bread, on that note i'm off to buy said bread before there's none left at countdown.
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>>671122280
We let in too many darkies and Asians.
+ Legitimate political change is way too difficult for any of our parties so they settle for cheap shit like that for legacy's.
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>>671122368
why would you buy bread.
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>>671117549

Hi, im from wellington and would love to make some new friends, I love star wars and sitting around playing games and watching movies all day because too lazy to get a job.

remarkably i somehow have a girlfriend but who knows for how long that will last.

i'm in my 30's and have no motivation apart from living a simple life.

papa bless
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>>671122621
So i've something to cook eggs on. I'm hungers as fuck.
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Where da dunedin nudes at?
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>>671122833
how do you cook eggs with bread?
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>>671122976
toad in the hole m8
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>>671123121

>cook eggs on
>eggs on
>on
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>>671123121
isnt toad in the hole need bangers and mash?
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>>671122700
I read the first half of that m8 and was pretty sure one of my mates had just come into this thread to give me shit for the life Im living. Do what makes you happy m8.
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>>671122700
post face
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sitting in torbay sweating and listening to the farking rain.what the fuck is there to do.gf is about to come back from work and dont feel like dealing with her shit
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Had a go at burying that dead cow today. Had a thought that we could have burned it. Just doused it in petrol and lit a match. Will have to try that next time.
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Watching Contact, that Jodie Foster film where they get a signal from aliens. Good movie.
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>>671123481

Girlfriend wont introduce me to her friends, shes too ashamed of me.

All my mates are getting maried, buying houses, havings kids. I still just play games all night, watch movies and sleep until after lunch.

But end of the day I dont even care.
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Why'd everyone stop posting all of a sudden?
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I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
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>>671124858
cause u touch yourself at night
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>>671125073
I told you the plan. YOu carry out your end Ill carry out mine.
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>>671125073
I'll be your bf.
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>>671117549
Palmy. Watching Rugby. Drinking red wine.
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>>671125073
I'll be your bf if >>671125150 is no good
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>>671117549
Are new Zealanders the rednecks of all British colonies?
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>>671117549
chillin in welly bruv, anyone know where I can score a fiddy?
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>>671125143
what was the plan again? :/

>>671125150
>>671125263
who gives the coziest cuddles?
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>>671117549
SHEEP FUCKERS, THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.
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GO THE MIGHTY CHIEFS
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>>671125364
well your mothers cunt is quite furry i can see where you get that nickname
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>>671125596
anyone but those faggy hurricunts, amirite
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>>671122700
I'm in welly too fagbruv, I'd love to be your friend if you could help me score a fiddy, hell... we could have a shout

pic is some fucking seal off redrocks in welly
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>>671125329
Looks like he's buggered off, so I win by default
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>>671125757
ok come pound my bp pls
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>>671125744
was happy to see them lose last night not as happy as i will be to see the crusaders lose i hate them
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>>671125268
yes
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>>671125856
On my way. Where am I going?
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>>671119630
sux hes in hamilton
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dunedin nudes anyone?
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>>671126199
hamitons great, go fuck your mother
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>>671126221
I wish
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>>671126221
Maybe in the vola?
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Have you guys seen this website?

http://e2nz.org/introduction/

Basically a site dedicated to shitting on NZ run by former migrants. Making us out to be some 3rd world shithole.

>If you’re coming from Europe, or any other developed nation, you may soon find out the meaning of the following (originally about Egypt and adapted from Michael Palin’s “Around the World in Eighty Days” TV series )

>“What, in Europe, had been problems to solve, in New Zealand will become limitations to accept.”
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>>671125073
Joshie??

Also Chch-fag reporting.... at least until the heat stroke hits me and I die
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Watching replay of the cricket, how'd that go sheep niggers?
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>>671127075
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>>671126037
c-chch :o

>>671127067
yez :3 im dying from this heat, i walked up the port hills today, was not a smart move
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>>671127346
Yes bro! Lauren Cohan <3
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>>671127483
Too far away desu, sorry...
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>>671127504
Yeah, mate! I'm just trying to be sneaky like you.
How's it going?
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>>671126915
Does it make you butthurt anon? Cause who honestly gives a fuck what they think... also NZ is a shithole.

>>671127483
Tis kik guy. Glad to see you're getting out and about. That walk would have been death incarnate, unless it was earlier when it was cooler.
My working out and dieting has lost me 10kg in the last month. Going for that muscle/bear/dad bod cause my body hair forces me too.
Went to a sensory deprivation tank today, was legit relaxing as fuck.
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>>671127990
It's good man! I see you dunedin guys were gonna be doing a meet-up? Haha.
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>>671128302
Yeah, that fell on its arse!
I'm thinking Dunedin hasn't got enough people to sustain more than one a year or something
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Newfags ruined nz threads
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>>671128196

unless it was earlier when it was cooler
Naw i started it as 2pm, it was intensely hot

>Went to a sensory deprivation tank today
woaahhh i seriously couldnt handle that, i'm super claustrophobic!

>has lost me 10kg in the last month
that really is an awesome effort, im proud :) ive lost a few kg over a month but i think im mostly gaining muscle, ive never been fit before, it feels weird
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>>671128522
Haha, damn. have you done one before?
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>>671128688
I agree. It just isn't like the old days anymore!
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>>671128805
Yeah, there was one maybe a month ago?
Also, Alexis is beautiful, but also has a boyfriend, just like Rita.
You're not very good at picking them, are you?
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>>671123121
toad in a hole is sausages in yorkshire pudding. not the shit you just posted.
dating a britfag
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>>671125268
nah, thats the aussies you're thinking of
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>>671128791
FUAARRKK that. Did you do the walk with anyone else?
The tank is actually super roomy and you can turn on this light that cycles through red, green, purple, blue. I was more surprised at how easy you stay afloat. It's like an invisible force is holding you up while you float in perpetual motion.

Hopefully it's more lean muscle for you, but good job!
Been doing a fair bit or exercise yourself? And still aiming for that fem/twink bod?
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did you fags see that there is a new pokemon game being released this year? nerdgasms were had
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>>671129283
I know, her boyfriend is Jay he's dope. Rita is #1 though. In my opinion I have a great taste.
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>>671129472
How long did you stay in the tank? I hear if you stay long enough you trip out.
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>>671129692
You got pretty good taste, mang.
I think Alexis is the best though. Hate me all you like.
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>>671129786

My gf did and hour session and I did an hour session afterwards. The lady running it was super nice and down-to-earth. She said most book 2hour sessions after their first (the one hour flys by).
She has been asked by someone if they can do an 8 hour session and she is going to make it a sort of B&B where you can stay the night and use the tank as you please.
It probably wouldn't be worth doing multiple different sessions in a single day as you have to wash thoroughly before getting in and when getting out.
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>>671128805
wtf does anyone else see the semen on her tongue? ehh what should i expect from the urethra barista, i can only guesstimate how many loads she swallows on a daily basis
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Nzpolice in the heezy. Is there a good float tank in welly?
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>>671129472
Hey where abouts did you do that?

>Hopefully it's more lean muscle for you
It is, i think. I havnt lost a ton of weight but im a lot skinnier

Been doing a fair bit or exercise yourself? And still aiming for that fem/twink bod?

Yep and yep :3 ive been walking/ exercising everyday for the last 2 weeks, it's been great!
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>>671130082
Thanks, man! I like different opinions tbh. I think like, the average person would like Alexis more than Rita. I'm Team Rita though haha.
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>>671130694

It's called DeepSpace, located out in Loburn. At first I thought the drive was a bit much (about 40min)but after the high way it's real chill and relaxing to drive too just cause it's nice country. The drive back is even more chill.

I feel the same way. We can probably be pretty critical of ourselves, like I'll look in the mirror and say I don't look any thinner but my pants don't slip down for no reason.

I've been pretty slack the last couple weeks. I had insomnia last week so was too drained to work out and this week was first week back at CPIT. I'll do a workout tomorrow and get back into it. I need to do what you're doing and do something EVERY day.
Where you been walking? And you start back at CPIT as well?
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>>671130806
Post Rita for comparison? I forget
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>>671131487
How can you forget?
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>>671131581
Because "Rita" doesn't start with an M, and it all gets jolly confusing sometimes
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>>671131763
Rita is short for Margarita!
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>>671117549
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEW ZEALAND?
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>>671131244
This reminds me of the premise of the 1980 Ken Russell film Altered States.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67lYG7a4YOA

I should give that a watch.
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did we ever find out if anon had new lacey nudes?
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>>671131840
Fuuaaaarrrrrrrrrrk, mate.
Every day is a school day.
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Any Otaki bro's in here?
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>>671132214
Hahahaha! Rita is the best subject. So how does she stack up against Alexis?
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Not gonna lie, i'm liking Natalia Kills new song.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70MxoP5WUn8
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>>671124430

What are you doing nigga? Das Boot is on
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>>671132211
Can we stop this meme
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>>671132658
I don't have a tv, besides it's a good movie. How's Das Boot? Isn't it like 6 hours long or something?
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why the fuck do the maori own new zealand? it was discovered by a dutchman, abel tasman
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>>671133080
Is this bait?
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>>671133138
no im 100% fucking serious nigger
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>>671132469
The more I think about it, the more Rita wins!
She looks...quiet, or interesting, or something.
Can't explain it, but I'm guessing you know what I'm on about.
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>>671132707
No, not until we have new Lacey nudes
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>>671133204
They were already there when he discovered it.
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NEW ZEALAND WAS DISCOVERED BY ABEL TASMAN, A DUTCH EXPLORER. WERE THE FUCK DO THE MAORIS FACTOR INTO IT
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>>671132707
we demand the lacey nudes we were promised
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>>671133336
fuck you anon, had i read the first line of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_New_Zealand

i wouldn't had posted this comment
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>>671133242
Exactly man! She doesn't seem up herself even though she's hot as fuck too, haha. She embodies everything I like about a girl.
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>>671133384
When your the first to eat people in a new land you get special privilege.
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I thought this was pretty cool

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leila_Waddell
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Hamilton checking in. Its been a few days since I've been here, been getting amongst the O week antics
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Hey people of NZ, got a question for you guys, do people over there usually swear a lot in public?

How different are you guys from aussies?
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>>671133876
no, swearing in public is degenerate
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>>671133768
All I read was "Bathurst"
>>671133876
I think the only difference is that we don't say CUNT all the time in a vicious tone.
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>>671133876
it is for 14 year olds.
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Any bitches near wellington, dutchie on the road fagggs
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>>671134131
'cunt' is basically a greeting in new zealand and auz, everyone calls each other cunt
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>>671134131
Hahahaha, typical!
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>>671133876
What about the general treatment of immigrants and stuff? You know europeans, asians, niggers?
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>>671134387
haha everyone treats immigrants well in fear of being labelled a racist, New Zealand is probs 60-80% asians and other minorities
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>>671134387

I personally hate most of them equally. The exceptions being the Irish, Indians and Chinese... I hate them even more and think they're scum
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>>671134350
I know, I'm sorry. It's that point of the evening again!
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>>671133271
i'll settle for the anna small nudes
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>>671122280
Flags never were about representing the people
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>>671134587
>indians and chinese

dude they are literally 99.99999999% of the immigrants
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Ahoy mateys, and cunt nuggets!
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>>671134640
Google car bathurst would be so dope.
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>>671134949

What is your point? Doesn't mean they aren't scummy.
They half-ass every job they do, poorest customer service ever, are usually rude and disrespectful of everything, are dirty and indians tend to smell like shit all the time.
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>>671134991
name and city?
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>>671133204
Because the Maori ate the Chinese that were here first and called dibs
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>>671135153
yeah dude i heard they wipe their ass with their left hand and eat with their right
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>>671135166
Robert Paulson, Las Vegas.
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>>671135305
wtf are you fuckng serious, that has to be bullshit
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>>671135153
They drive down wages and living conditions for real NZers
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>>671135153
not all of them lack personal hygenie, I know 2 Indians here in my uni, they aren't the stereotype everyone famously portrays on the internet.
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>>671135365
That's common practice in Islamic countries too.
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>>671135365
you're an idiot. they don't literally use their hands. they use tp and cutlery, but part of their religion dictates that when they wipe they use the left hand, and when they eat the fork is in the right
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>>671135365
no soap either>>671135467
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>>671134949
wow. such stats. much accurate.
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>>671135447
That's just cos you like them being rapey though isn't it...
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>>671135365
Its true, so do south east Asians. Its super impolite to pass people things eg money using left hand, because you're giving them your shit
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>>671135565
know your meme
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>>671135429
what the fuck is a real nzer? it's fucking scum like you that gives us a bad name internationally
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>>671135506
this. he's right. Even I believed it has something to do with the culture thingy.
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>>671135097
Autonomous race cars? I'm not sure, mate.
If they did a me-driving one I'd be keen!
>>671135506
I misread this and thought you were saying they used cutlery to wipe their arses lol
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>>671135666
Satan trips check'd
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>>671135429
if people who have come to a new country, not knowing the language, and not having any contacts can get hired over you, it must mean that they're better than you at what you do, and you're just generally pretty shit at your job
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>>671135429
you must be 15 dude. That term has no significance. bringing bad name to us.
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>>671135429
us "real nzers" don't want the likes of you in our country. if you want to be a racist cunt, go somewhere else. you're not welcome here.
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>>671135907
>>671135907
affirmative action brah, new zealand is doing everything to prevent being labelled as 'that racist country' hence the open board policy
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deadpool was good, i enjoyed it. had some really funny moments and the opening was brutal.
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>>671136238
I thought it was pretty good. Sometimes it felt like it was going too far for the joke. As in "You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of utah" the line feels overstuffed.
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Heading to Dunedin for first time tomorrow..

Best place for a beer and a meal?
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>>671135739
Drifting google cars would be the shit too.
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Gisborne here, taking a fat shit. My internet ran out.

Rip
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I'm in Auckland. Anyone in Auckland or NZ at all got cannabis seeds for sale?
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>>671136524
I really enjoyed that line tbh, the avocado bit was hilarious too. But yeah a bit of it felt forced but thats just themovie in general, it's campy af and we all knew it would be like that. still a great movie and very enjoyable.

>>671136566
my pussy bby

But seriously golden harvest has good dimsum, Velvet burger seems good, but I've never been there. Do you have a price range? what kind of food you after?

I'd recommend just heading to the octagon and taking a wander, plenty of places around.
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>>671136566
what's your price range, and what kind of food do you want?
these are some of my top picks in dunners. the bog (irish pub), eureka, macs bar, del sol, kensington pub, and alibi
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>>671136897
I could give you some seed if you know what I mean.
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>>671136566
Speights Ale House, Tokyo Garden, the Mac's bar in the Octagon. All serve good food, all have beer.
>>671136642
Fuck, now we're talking business!
I feel like Google should pursue this. Stick some Maccas trays under the rear wheels and see what happens
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>>671134131
Cunt is the most used word, what the fuck are you talking about
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>>671137052
I'm going to take a leap of faith. How many seeds have you got?
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>>671134131
My uncle uses the word CUNT more in one week than any of you have done in the last year.
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>>671137038
>del sol
tacos were good everything else was a disappointment, plus prices are pretty steep. Go at lunch time, cheaper with no filler rice.

Alibi was good but it's also expensive
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>>671137196
about 30. if you want some, come meet me in the bk carpark in albany
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>>671137368
hmm, i'm guessing you're on a student budget then? if that's the case, you might prefer somewhere like the baaa bar or south bar.
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>>671137062
This is a hard one, would you rather:

Lamborghini Aventador (pic related) or Google car?
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>>671137483
I'm in South Auckland. How much would you sell them for?
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>>671137483
>>671138126
4chan is R18, children are welcome on www.reddit.com tho

thanks
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>>671137750
I wasnt the person asking, and no, i make $900 a week.
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>>671117654
Yep been in one once. 80% of the thread was just cunts posting post codes lol
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>>671138280
Sorry. I'm new here.
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>>671137762
Google car, probably. Drop the body on an original Mini chassis or something, hoon around in it. You?
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>>671136978
No price range but I'm not looking for a place to sip champagne and eat lobster, just good beer, good vibe, and good food
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Dear New Zealanders,
Germanfag here. Love your country and I'd like to study there and eventually build up a company in NZ.
Do you hate Germans?
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>>671138673
Go away Kim.Com
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>>671138673
nah but i fucked a swede who said you guys are the loudest cunts in a hostel. so maybe avoid swedes here
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Wanaka reporting in,

Anyone got any LSD for sale?
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>>671138673
are you cute?
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>>671138508
Google cars are good if you want something sleek, modern and luxurious to show off, an aventador is just a good car that can get you from A to B. In saying that, I want to have the luxury showoff car so i'd go with the google car!
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>>671138293
Kek. This fag obviously has something to prove. They've even said how much they earn a week. Although, I suspect they're most likely an unemployed neck beard who spends their day playing vidya and masturbating.
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>>671138926
he probs just sells his butthole to the highest bidder
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>>671138753

Haha I am neither fat nor trying to do illegal stuff.

>>671138673
Calling me cute depends on your point of view
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>>671138293
I make $900.01 a week. Eat shit, poor fag. We don't need peasants like you on this thread.
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>>671117549
Palmy Reporting in
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>>671138673
No, Germans are cool!
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>>671121747
Flag change is to distract retards from TPPA.
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>>671138673
sieg heil
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>>671138924
Aventador's are just too new, full of electronic aids of all kinds, basically just drives its self!
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>>671123121
YEES! FUCKING GOOD CUNT
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Whats up cunts?
Brisvegas fag here
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>>671139292
Thanks, every New Zealander I've met (about 5) was tremendously nice to me. You guys are great.
Unfortunately though, your universities cost quite some money for foreigners
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>>671125756
how is there no weed? shits insane
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Anyone hear about this faggot Called Benjamin Tapper?, Hes a CHCH/Dunners fag
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some open party in wellington tonight if you lads wanna go fuck it up, 7 Garrett Street Aro Valley
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>>671136097
Just fuck off back to tumblr, faggot
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>>671139831
i feel like iv hurd about him, why?
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>>671139409
Hahahaha. If I was rich i'd have one of each!

>>671139611
Same here, I've met some Germans and they were all pretty cool people. What would you like to study here? And what makes you want to come?
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>>671124851
wellyfag here, I will pay you to let me rail your mrs.
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where's the best place in dunners for a girl to get laid.

a-asking for a friend
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>>671138673
we love our psuedo dutch
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>>671140090
My house.
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>>671139950
He overdoasing alot of kids these days i hear
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>>671140210
What a dick
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>>671138673
YES FUCK OFF CUNT, WE GOT ENOUGH KRAUT SLUTS/SLAYERS OVER HERE ALREDADY@@@@@@@@@@@@
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>>671140210
How is he overdosing kids?
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>>671140274
i can't find his Facebook :(
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>>671140209
yeah but wheres that
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>>671140090
any of the clubs in octy. monkey and cook used to be guaranteed roots, but sadly, they've closed those fine establishments long ago
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>>671140382
Can you find where all the Dunedin nudes are at?
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>>671140498
I have never been to a club in my life
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>>671140554
I MEAN MY FRIEND
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NZ so ashamed of themselves they need a flag that looks identical to Australia's.
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>>671140490
123 Big Willy Avenue, Dunedin 90210

Or just look for the Ferrari parked outside
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>>671140703
Or maybe we have no issue showing our closeness with our ideological brother.
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>>671140554
what??!! are you fucking serious? clubs are the easiest places to find someone keen for a root. are you trying to lose your v-plates?
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>>671140573
Priceless
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>>671139963
I'd like to study IT and business administration. Your universities are knowm for good education, in addition to this, I know some people down there, love your nature and I am sick of Germany's refugee politics (as every other German)
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>>671140554
you must be a virgin or underage then
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>>671140515
https://www.google.co.nz/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=benjamin%20tapper%20norris
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>>671141085
>>671141268
Nah clubs just seem like the last place i wanna be, it doesnt help loud music gives me a raging headache. lost the old v card couple years ago.
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>>671141424
LOL Tapper, Fuck that Faggot
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My loud as fuck neighbour wants to drop out of school and become a rapper. Ah, to be 17 and a fuckwit again.
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>>671141424
zozzle
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>>671141471
This kid loves Penis, Make sure you give him tons if you see him.
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>>671141585
yeah he usually has tons of drugs also, and hes the 1# pussy in chch/dunners
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>>671141453
are you still talking about your friend, or has the conversation shifted to you now?
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>>671141453
only virgins or gays say v card
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>>671141453
if a girl wants sex, it really isn't difficult to get. especially if a place like dunners.
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>>671141729
>mfw

>>671141733
pretty sure more people than that say it, like me.

>>671141833
yeah but the issue is getting someone that aint gonna flake.

and is gonna make me cum
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>>671142062
>is gonna make me cum
Well, I doubt any sex gods are lurking here, mate.
Either reconsider your standards or get clubbing
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>>671142207
>tfw we live in a world where a woman cumming is a high standard

should just kill myself tbh
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>>671142207
im a sex god but haven't been in S isle for ages
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>>671142207
im a sex god but haven't been in S isle for ages.
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>>671142062
why are you so desperate for sex? just open up a few tabs and have a cheeky masty.
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>>671142340
I'm just trying to lower the bar you've set, so I can gracefully shimmy under it
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>>671142397
im sick of getting myself off, i want to lie back, relax and have some qt do it for me.
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>>671142062
have you tried tinder? lots of people in dunners use it, and you're more likely to find someone who won't flake on there as opposed to 4chan
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NZ fag on the GC reporting in, haven't been back since 2012. Heard Asians bought up my neighorhood, according to my old school m8s
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>>671142561
it takes two to tango. you can't just be a starfish. if you want the guy to make you cum, you have to put in a bit of effort too
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Any OCE lol players?
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>>671142640
Yes.

theyre the biggest flakers Ive dealt with. I may have found a qt sub tho so lets see how that works out

>>671142933
wrong person bro and

>imply i dont give the best head and swallow
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>>671143003
Yup
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>>671143003
perfect tits and very nice nips. moar?
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>>671143086
We should get a 5man /b/ Game going <3
add me, Tankreus
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>>671117549
trying to score lsd tonight in auckland, no luck
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>>671143115
Nah some random pic from Fap folder
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>>671143068
nice. very hard to find a girl that consistently swallows. they're a rare breed.
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>>671143068
Quit fucking about then, post pics
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>>671143165
i've got a few tabs. willing to sell some. meet me in the albany burger king car park at 1am. look for the green honda
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>>671143459
hahahahahahahahahahaha no
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>>671143068
accusing 4chan be flaky. is the biggest flake themselves. show tits for gtfo
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>>671143510
So you want sex, and good sex at that, but you won't show us what we're dealing with?
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>>671143612
>>671143510
we're probably dealing with a landwhale here. move along. these are not the droids you're looking for.
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>>671143559
>>671143612
>trying to find sex on 4chan

hardly the people I wanna fuck, hence why i was asking WHERE to get it
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>>671143926
If you yourself say that 4chan losers aren't good sex, then why do you think they'd know about good sex?
Plot holes a mile wide, motherfucker.
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>>671117549
oi cunts, in Auckland for 2 weeks from tomorrow for work, then have a week off to do what ever.

What's there to do after 5pm in Auckland and what should I do on my week off?
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>>671144081
Nah, i just dont want to have sex with people I post with. That would be awkward
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>>671140872

No it's shame. Better the rest of the world thinking your're Aussie than "What fucking country is that?"
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>>671135506
False, because they use a lot of flat breads they dnt actually really use cutlery. And I wouldn't be so sure about the toilet paprr either, in india open defecation is a common thing
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