Dubs, last one 404ed
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Dubs, last one 404ed
>>671092960
first
just send this image
>>671092960
sorry I was acting like an Aspie, I just don't know how to talk to beautiful girls who look like they're strung out on heroin for decades.
Unfulfilled winrars from last thread
>>671093374
roll
I suck dog dick
Bamp
>>671093477
winnar
>>671093477
I want to know why she hasn't just unmatched me yet.
>>671093915
because her heroin look only gets her so far with chads, she's looking to settle down with a robot but she wants you to tone it down a bit
post the rest of her pics
>>671093915
maybe a weird sense of humor?
have you ever shoved legos up your ass?
>>671093944
Pictures aren't a thing. Only thing that works is the gifs that are on tinder.
>>671092960
You didn't do mine you faggot.
>>671094034
send this
We should always party hard
>>671094135
roll
>>671094135
this
Well use grindr then
>>671094034
Have to crop them real quick so that the autistic mods don't try to ban me again
>>671094034
roll
I want you to pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bull frog
Brb gonna do some fat rails
>>671094658
If you were a hotdog and you were starving would you eat yourself?
>When she replied say
I would. I'd cover myself in mustard and relish. I'd be delicious.
>>671094946
>>671094946
send her this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j20cTvQYe6s
>>671094946
Do you try to look like a dumb skank or is that just your stupid autistic dog?
>>671095169
That's all she's got on tinder, want her ig too?
>>671095169
gums mcgee over here
>>671095253
Shit's starting to get slow
Why are we not naked already? We should bang. With my dick! My dick is huge! You can see it from space!
>>671096071
I'm sorry for the way I was acting before, I was trying to impress kids with autism and even they got tired after a while
>>671096188
Bam. Start acting like Andy and Randy from sex drive
>>671096427
>>671096188
we will turn this into a tits get
>>671096188
>>671096495
roll
>>671096569
bump
>>671096569
I still want to get to know you if that's cool. I know I was acting like a dick but like I said, it's hard to impress kids with autism
>>671096753
roll
>>671096788
Rarlabs
>>671096753
take out the autism kids thing, no need to have it twice.
>>671096925
strong emphasis needs to be on the autism
>>671096427
OP here, I haven't watched that in 3 years so I'm gonna need some help.
This is no longer a dubs thread, it's now an actual attempt to get nudes out of heroin chick.
I brought some lotion..... For your tits.
>>671097131
OP, mechanic here who originally rolled the sex offender dubs. ask her whats wrong with her car
>>671097268
roll
>>671097268
>>671097449
>tfw all three of those are mine
>>671096569
has she said anything OP?
>>671097449
slow down man let her respond
>>671097268
>>671097500
>>671097520
Yup
Andy and Randy https://youtu.be/SsA8TF02s7I
>>671097618
tell her your friends put you up to acting like a dick and told you what to say because you were nervous
>>671097671
roll
also apologize again
>>671097795
not yet, not until she accepts/denies his apology
>>671097671
send
>>671098097
>so
nice touch, you must be a cannuck
>>671098149
>>671098097
the way you worded that avoid
>>671097795
wait for her to tell you her opinion on it. if she turns feminist we burn her, if she plays it off cool we march forward
>>671098263
makes sense
>>671098124
rorr
>>671098124
Love that but this is funny or gross depending on humor. This is the funniest shit to me
>>671098418
yeah, that photo's not gonna make her want to send tits
mechanicfag here, what is the ultimate goal, OP? just tits?
>>671098648
Pretty much, if she will actually send them.
>>671099153
not that anon but let
>>671098648
>>671098544
>>671097795
control
>>671099234
I am.
Still no response
>>671099234
control?
sorry im shitty at this lol
This is me
>after tits but she seems to be unresponsive
>>671099474
play it off cool like she answered but dont go full spaghetti just say something like
anyway, if you'd allow me to get to know you, I'd love to help you with your car
>>671099594
>>671099826
depending on your timezone she may be on her way to bed so leave it at that. I'll bump with pepes in the meantime
>>671099594
>>671099826
Lady...
>>671100040
ill also bump with random shit
>>671100081
>>671100040
I am not used to talking to someone as beautiful as I find you so it has been hard, if you'll teach me about you I promise I won't act like a retard again
>>671100081
wicked
>>671100252
ROLL
>>671100429
gonna respond to posts with rare pepe collection #2
>>671097131
Edited it a little bit
>>671100781
mechanicfag here, post the heroin pic again, I have to come up with something to say about that because that is guaranteed the worst picture she has on there of herself and she knows it
>>671100781
nice
>>671100860
>>671100943
her eyes were very very bright and blue
>>671100943
Here you go.
>>671100974
I have autism, this is my way of flirting
>>671101101
yeah...you're gonna have to go with eyes
>>671101302
Reroll
>>671101302
Le reroll
>>671101101
>>671101305
>>671101049
alright jesus christ this is gonna be hard, crows feet at
>21
when she responds, depending on what it is, send some iteration of;
I know you probably get a lot of compliments but since I realized how decent you were and how much we share in regards to humor (your gifs were hilarious).. I wanted to tell you what struck me about you and made me swipe right.
your choice whether or not you send the next part in a seperate message after she answers or part of the original message;
it was your eyes and smile. your smile captivated me but it was your eyes that I swiped for. I've never seen a more beautiful shade of blue
>>671101462
>>671101364
>>671101302
>>671101209
>>671101840
Genius
>>671101840
holy fuck is this smooth.
>>671101840
roll roll
>>671101840
Dammit, I literally just sent this then came and checked the thread, yours is better anon
>>671102081
>yfw mechanicfag here forced long term gf to leave today and im testing out lines via OP
>>671102362
>>671102367
Hey man, I'm not complaining. But we do need to do something about that
>>671102606
mechanicfag shower us with wisdom
>>671102606
well how can I prove myself to you? I swiped because, and I'm not gonna lie, you are gorgeous. you are the first person I've ever messaged on Tinder and I was desperately nervous. I'm sorry, I'm not used to this internet dating thing and because of how nervous I was I let my friends tell me what to do. I regret nothing more than that choice, truly.
>>671102606
>>671102925
ROLL
>>671103051
may be salvagable
>>671103285
>>671102925
I have faith in our dear mechanicleader
>>671103051
Did you even see the old thread?
>>671102925
Where you from mechanicfag? Just wondering.
Also, OP is not a cannuck.
>>671103346
mechanicfag here, truth me told I'm the most narcissistic person my ex has met, I did cheat on her via tinder for a year solid two or so years ago that she never found out about. "sorry babe I'm just working on an engine swap I'll only be another hour or two"
>>671103536
Ontario, Canada sir.
>>671103537
>>671103706
Canadians confirmed for the best sweettalkers on /b/
>>671102925
Mechanicfag confirmed for being God
>>671103884
mechanicfag here
I don't plan on having to do it again, that's kind of why I really wanted to know more about you
>>671103884
I can't believe that shit worked hahaha so corny
>>671103884
holy fuck
>>671103958
further to this, get looking up tutorials on tuneups etc if you aren't familiar. browse /o/ for a few days before a date if you actually want to fuck her after this
>>671103991
man it would work on me 100%
>>671104157
mechanicfag you are just incredible
>>671103958
>>671104157
I'm happy without diseases, have long term gf, tinder is for this purpose alone.
>>671103958
next step?
>>671104434
>incredible
not really. I'm an average guy with sleeve tattoos who can oust a chad in a heartbeat because I've browsed here for most of my teenage and adult life (I'm 30)
>>671104562
>>671104692
why do I want to know more about you? because when I opened tinder and saw that we matched (as corny as it sounds) my heart skipped a beat. when I swiped right I thought to myself that someone like you would never be interested in a shitty person like me. I have a perverted sense of humor and friends to back it, it comes with being a mechanic. I'm trying to curb that, and if I could ask again what issue did you have with your car?
>>671105028
>>671104898
>>671105201
cute, have the most rare in my collection
>>671105288
mechanicfag here, you using actual pictures of yourself OP?
>>671105345
that was great
>>671105435
OP here, unfortunately yes. Haven't taken the time to set up a fake Facebook.
>>671105562
y-you're great too anon, have another dose
>>671105719
post a pic from say your nose down, just trying to get an idea of what kinda person you look like
>>671106231
tits or gtfo bitch
bumping
>>671105879
OP
bump
>>671105879
She's back
>>671106762
you look like a chad trans which is good, lose the shirt if you send her pics which is gonna need to happen
these threads are gonna die off and wreak of cancer soon, move to a tiny chat or something similar?
>>671106888
>>671106960
Tinychat is a good idea
>>671106960
yes, i need to see the end of this
>>671106956
mechanic fag here and
>>671106960
here
tell her;
you probably don't need an O2 sensor if you has an exhaust leak, because downstream O2 sensors throw a fail if too much oxygen is detected in the downpipe after the catalytic converter. I'd like to look at it for you, because we could likely fix the problem with a little bit of weld if you would be willing to netflix and chill after. emphasis on the chill, I just got out of a really abusive relationship and I want to move slow..if you're okay with that. I'd love to be your mechanic.
>>671107315
mechanic here and this is sound advice
>>671107583
>>671107315
mechanicfag here, chicks love it when you tell them whats wrong with it, that it will cost them nothing, and that you educate them on it so they can be smug about it to their friends/dad/mechanic
Want to put a finger in my pooper?
ITT- We try and make OP get blocked but end up gettin him pussy instead
Am I in fucking bizzaro world right now
>>671107716
Bump, and check em
tiny chat guys?
>>671107900
WINRAR
>>671108039
tinychat /getOPtits
>>671108344
all aboard
>>671107315
one last bump
>>671108709
mechanicfag here waiting for reply, bumping with pepes
>>671109271
one last pepe in my collection
>>671109397
Truly, the most rare of pepes
>>671109397
save it my friend
rare pepe bump
>>671108567
Get on board every1
>>671110145
stole
so this is what autism looks like.
I dont even know it how to be from their and on to be with her lol
Ask what her heritage is, what nationality
Bump
>>671113002
Roll
