>make out with chick
>get her naked
>see penis
wat do
>>671062873
If its a feminine penis, keep going
>>671062873
Turn 360 degrees and get the fuck outta there
>>671062873
not all that glitters is gold.
So keep going
>>671062873
>See penis wat do
Fucking amateur NEET, you apparently never made it with a woman. Watch a pro faggot.
>>671062873
Make like a tree and get out of there.
>>671062873
if chick is bangable, ask about status (but to be clear i would ask that about any partner)
>>671062873
Same thing guy in vid did
>>671062873
"oh, nice prosthetic"
*yank*
>>671062873
>Insert into mouth
>close lips around it
>move head back and forth making liberal use of the tongue
>use hand to stimulate the balls
>look up
>wink
>swallow
Done.
The dangers of dating asian
>>671063328
A tree can move idiot
>>671062873
let it suck you off and go away
>>671062873
run faster than a nigger with a tv
>>671063302
spooky as hell
>>671063242
If you turned 360 degrees you'd be going right into "her" dick. Confirmed faggot.
>>671063328
It's make like a Tree and leaf, Biff.
>>671062873
You retype your greentext to say
>made out with a dude
and
>get HIM naked
>>671063587
This
>>671063054
what the actual fuck is a feminine penis
>>671063302
Where did this come from? Does anybody have sauce?
>>671063302
thanks for the lol
holy shit this guys is alpha
>>671063458
top kek
>>671062873
if (genitals == penis)
{
not woman;
nope the fuck outta there;
}
else
{
fuck shit out of;
}
return 0;
>>671063736
LOOOOOOOOOOL my friend, prepare to be initiated!11111111111111111
>>671063587
>>671063606
Welcome to 4chan newfriends I'll be your guide
>>671062873
>think that thing looks feminine.
It looks like napoleon dynamite
>>671063302
giv part 2 pls thats my fetish
>>671062873
Gets me every time
>>671063302
sauce now
>>671063736
this better be bait
>>671063054
No such thing as feminine penis you fucking faggot
>>671063736
it's shit trap lovers make up to tell themselves that they aren't faggots.
>>671062873
I've actually seen that porno a long time ago. He still ends up fucking her.
>>671063736
>what the actual fuck is a feminine penis
Watch the birdie anon.
>>671063242
I believe you'd end up turning her way after the 360 degree, therefor you're gonna touch dicks and fuck her penis hole.
>>671062873
Rip dick off fuck hole if I'm there to fuck a chick I'll fuck a chick even if I have to make one
>>671062873
anymore like this? This is hilarious
>>671063587
>>671063715
>>671063606
>>671063736
>being this new
>>671064082
Don't let your dreams be dreams... Just do it!
>>671063054
>feminine penis
>>671062873
>hey! I've never fucked a tranny before!
Then get fucked and creampied, turn her over and fuck her furiously until cumming inside.
And ofc never call back
>>671063458
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>obvious leaf
>>671062873
>Cut off penis
>Throw out window
>Fuck new hole
>>671064104
>her
>her
fucking piece of abortion /b/tards never learn
>>671064006
doot doot fucker
>>671064104
You ain't been here long, have ya?
>>671064082
Fucking thing still ain't cocked. Where is the time stamped pic i demanded?
>>671062873
give the queer a 384 hit combo followed by asura's wrath esque burst then proceed to yell for 19 episodes and blow up the planet.
>>671064104
max.fucking.par
never turn down a piece of ass unless its a big buck nigger, in that case turn him face down
Made out with a ladyboy once. You can feel the stubble. We fucked.
>>671062873
a hole is a hole
>>671063736
>>671063736
>feminine penis
I remember my first time using the internet.
>>671064099
Hory fuuk.
>>671063811
if you don't compare primitive types, you will have to use .equals() instead of ==.
>>671064099
I am afraid
>>671063587
>>671063606
Fucking reddit
>>671064104
So this is what happens when you try to jam the circular peg in the square hole?
>>671062873
Fuck anus, do not offer reach around.
>>671064542
Was the first and only time I held another cock. She didn't fuck me. If I could go back there I'd sit on that cock.
>>671064599
I created a new folder just for this webm and named it "Confusion"
>>671063587
>>671063606
>>671064104
Fucking newfags
>>671063736
I feel ya /b/ro first time I saw a trap I did a backflip, a joyful backflip knowing that there's hot girls with dicks exist being the faggot I am, it's a fucking win win
>>671064099
This is the straightest gay shit I've ever seen.
>>671064599
Based Kalindra-chan is based
>>671064599
more?
>>671064099
This is technically straight porn
>mind blown
>>671063328
Hey fuck ass get me a beer.
>>671063438
/thread
>>671064955
>I created a new folder just for this webm and named it "Confusion"
You may wanna double check the thread and rename this webm that >>671064099
If you cant see its a man even with clothes on you're a lost cause so just jump of a bridge already.
>>671064955
Helpful hint:
>Stop worrying and start fapping, I promise you'll love it
>>671063975
efukt.com/21322_Flipper_Boy.html
LOOOL
>>671065135
Not same person, but these lovely ladies are on xhamster and are called warmfreshpaint.
>>671064985
+1 for the corruption of a christian ;]
>>671062873
Sauce
>>671062873
I say that they managed to trick you so badly you have to sex up of courtesy.
>>671064692
>assuming java
>>671065352
how big do you think their dicks are?
>>671063242
But a 360 would turn you right back to her, what? maybe it's a 180 or a 90 degree depending on the location of the outrance in the room.
I jacked off to that life 20 until i found out she's got a dick
>>671063438
/this
c'mon, anon, you know you want to! if you chose a girl who looks like a guy, you knew she was a cross-dressing trap and you wanted that D -- even tho' you wouldn't admit it.
>>671065086
Turned me gay in 1 min, and I thought the only thing that could do that was seeing my mom naked again.
>>671063242
you know... A 360 faces you back toward the trap......... js.
>>671065083
Kekekekekekekek
>>671065352
>Ladies
>>671065940
>>671065636
FUCKING RETARDS HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED IN HERE?????????
>>671062873
You made out with him so you're already gay. Fuck that ass
>>671062873
Everytime I see this I wanna smack that fucking beta faggot. She's jerking you off and your coming on to her so be a fucking alpha male and finish the fucking job. I bet his father would be disappointed as fuck in him if he didn't get killed by cartels or scatter bombs or whatever fucking race that brown beta is.
>>671065083
underrated
I'd probably kill it or at the very least give make it's face swollen.
>>671064044
Link?
>>671062873
>>be friend with a girl
>>Always said she could do a scary Arnold impression, but never did it
>>Have her over
>>We make out
>>See a bit of happy trail pubes sticking out top of jeans (girls can have this, but makes you wonder)
>>Nothing else happen
>>next time I see her, she has a fucking huge black chin hair 1/2 inch long
>>make fun of her
>>Never see bitch again
>>Was always curious if her Arnold voice, was her actual Man voice. LOLz
>>If I had gone into her pants, and found a dick, she would have no dick 3 seconds later
>>671064006
Then what do you call this/10 faggot?
>>671066204
Faggest response ever
Murder the faggot in the name of god
>>671066392
>>671066204
Mr. Trump?
>>671066351
Coming from the closet fag.
>>671063242
that would make you go the same direction idiot...
>>671064692
Java pleb lol
>>671066471
Im not a closet fag, i am just a fag
>>671066351
Cross dressers or traps are people with mental illness, no need for them in society.
>>671065693
Amen, my brother. But sadly, I'm unavailable.
>>671065352
Do these two ever anal fuck the other?
>>671066687
Even worse, kill yourself.
>>671062873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR0mj-X-M4A
It's the only correct answer...
>>671066711
>no need for them in society
You can totally use their asses
>>671066506
Newb
>>671066834
I take points off for calling it a woman.
>>671064226
>Underrated
>>671066817
I'll do it if you let me suck your cock
I wouldn't be making out with a mentally ill tranny.
If one hit on me I would hit him.
>>671064692
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAVA FAG GET OUT
>>671066322
I dont want to see your disgusting micro-dick.
>>671067006
Just gotta beat those gay thoughts out of your own head, right?
>>671064578
>>671063736
>>671065956
>>671066163
>>671064006
Obvious newfags that haven't been v& yet and don't understand prison rules, if it has a hole and you fuck it, you're straight, stupid fucking betas.
Now if you will excuse me I have to go perform my puppet show for this spoiled kids birthday party.
>>671062873
>run tongue all over Adam's apple
>surprised when Mister Winky appears
>>671063302
ayy lmao
>>671066204
I'd make her eyes swollen b/c of how much jizz will go in her face, she'll look like bozo just got a pie in the face.
>>671066789
They have like 10 videos on xhamster, but I haven't watched all of them, I think they do, but only on a private show and the request is probably alot of fucking $$$.
>>671062873
Sauce?
>>671062873
>see penis, wat do?
exclaim, 'My, what a large, lovely clit you have, my dear'
>>671062873
Turn 540 degrees and run
(I do things with style)
>>671066711
>Translation: Still feel father's throbbing cock in my ass everytime I take a shit.
It's ok anon, just open up to somebody, and look on the bright side, your farts don't make noise anymore.
>>671067123
I have nothing against gay guys, if they hit on me I take it as a compliment.
If a tranny hits on me I'm being sexually assaulted. Even seeing one walking around makes me angry.
>>671065881
Welcome to the club, anon-kun. As an offical representative of nobody in particular, I shall decree that we will welcome you with open assholes and caged feminine panises for your delictation.
>>671063606
holy shit you newfag GO AWAY!!!!
>>671066976
>if you let me suck your cock
I don't know fag-bro pretty sure I know what that anon's dick looks like. (Pic obviously related)
>>671063438
Your dad taught you well
>>671067920
>If a tranny hits on me I'm being sexually assaulted
>Shit logic
>Being this retarded
You're no better than that Anita Sarkeesian cunt
>>671062873
>chick
>has a penis
chose one
>>671062873
Look, if you're rubbing and rubbing and she's rubbing and rubbing and the lights go and and she's a dude, you've been conditioned to go "AIIIIEEEE!".
But it felt OK!
Suck that dick, you'll enjoy it and so will she.
>>671068162
>mfw daddy really did teach me
>>671064099
0:45-end there's a reason us men don't do faces during sex
>>671067093
>Micro-dick
Pretty sure it's bigger than whatever your packing, b/c you know when your pubic hair covers your cock it's time to off yourself, b/c that was God's "wink wink" to you when you were born that he made a mistake real quick.
>>671063054
>guaranteed replies
>>671063811
>>671064692
I still have trouble calling my functions.
>>671068580
you had pubic hair at birth?
>>671064099
What's the point it's still hetero sex
>>671067175
That post just got my 40 keks stolen.
>>671068285
If someone pretending to be a woman hits on you they are fucking with you. Simple as that.
If they don't want to get the shit kicked out of them then they shouldn't try to identify as a woman.
>>671066351
>You don't like fags you must be gay
fag logic in a nutshell. Not everyone is a degenerate fuck like you, the sooner you die in a fire the better
>>671067068
anon, what is wrong with java exactly?
>>671067920
>Implying even the dankest tranny would even look at you unless you gave them your bank account
That's a mighty big ego you carry there anon.
>>671062873
This
>>671068580
SOURCE
RIGHT NOW FUCKFACE
REVERSE WONT FIND ME SHIT
>>671067940
Yay acceptance, lets celebrate with micro-dicks. Is it true though if you dick is really that small you can't satisfy even the tightest asshole? B/c I'm just over 6" and kinda wide, I practice my technique alot hitting the "walls" and moving around so do I have enough skill to please a real "woman"?
>>671069803
Just go to Pornhub and look up disappointment.
>>671069603
Most of the time they can barely even talk to other people so I don't worry about it much. They are dealing with severe mental illness so you only really have to beat the shit out of them if they are on a mania and get too obnoxious.
I blame the health system for not helping them.
>>671062873
Get BJ with eyes closed
>>671066174
There is no she in that video. And you're just a literal faggot trying to sound like you aren't brain damaged.
>>671068499
Sex faces go both ways anon...
>>671063744
You don't want it. It ends up being a three way with him.and two girls and he like shits and pisses on them
>>671069961
need REAL answers, faggot
>>671063302
THIS THING gets more pussy than me.
Time to an hero
>>671068499
lol, wut? my o-face is legendary. You don't have an O-face anon? Have you never orgasmed?
>>671062873
so where is sauce?
>be me, 15
>Catholic highschool
>meet this "chick"
>always had a feeling she wasn't actually a she
>she never went to the bathroom at school
>she never mentioned anything about having a bf either
>we're friends
>go to a party after we won our first game of the season (football)
>she ends up telling me she thinks I'm cute
>I don't like tryhard women so I didn't say anything besides thank you
>a week later she comes to my house on a rainy day
>said her parents kicked her out and needed a place to crash
>convinced my mom to let her stay for awhile
>third day into her stay, I wake up really early like 3 o'clock
>have to pee but I see the bathroom light is on
>people leave it on all the time so just walk in
>I see my friend standing up with underwear off
>pissing in the toilet
>I almost puked at the thought of him calling me cute and trying to kiss me
>I left and went out for a walk
>told everyone at school the next day and he transferred out shortly after
Fuckin fags man I wouldn't have been so mad if he just told me he was a guy,we could've been good friends
>>671063054
Oxymoron much?
Look, you can suck that dick, rub your dick up against it, jerk it off; I seriously don't give a fuck what you do. I don't judge.
Just please... It's a dick. It ain't feminine. You suck it, or touch it, or jerk off to it... You're a fag. There's nothing wrong with you being a fag so stop pretending. Live with it.
>>671067610
any links?
>>671070118
So b/c I see a person who wants to be the woman in a relationship makes me brain damaged, even though that's exactly what is going on. Are you sure you weren't brain damaged from that time your dad deep throated you with his weird dick and hit your cerebellum?
>>671071217
>be me, 15
>Catholic High School
and that's where I lost you.
>>671062873
You can tell this is acted because no one wants to fuck someone with that shirt.
River Plate master race.
>>671071570
To the vids?
>xhamster.com/warmfreshpaint
To their cam site I don't know just read the comments on xhamster.
>>671072035
I got kicked out for getting caught fucking my gf's twin sister in the bleachers
>>671071217
You aren't in highschool.
I can tell because you don't know how to read (the rules).
>>671072338
I'm 20 what's ur point
>>671063587
>Confirmed faggot
So you've done this as well then?
>>671072462
Nevermind then.
>>671069981
>I blame the health system for not helping them
Well you're pretty good proof that they aren't helping people with mental illness, but can one truly cure down syndrome? BTW your sweet potato gf takes solid pics.
>>671063242
I'd turn 360 degrees and get the fuck in there.
>>671072043
Te fuiste a la B por puto y cagón
>>671063302
CRAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE!
>>671072295
>Fucking a girl that looks exactly like your gf on bleachers where everyone can see you from a distance
Further proof of why I didn't read your grn txt after you mentioned you went to Catholic High School, b/c that's about the extent of a Catholic education, I'm sure if you were fucking a little boy they wouldn't have kicked you out and covered it up tho.
>>671064599
Could someone link me to, or tell me what to search for that stocking/garter combo? I REALLY need my woman to wear something like this. Now.
>>671063242
Educate yourselves
>>671072933
lagrimas_de_bosta.midi
>>671062873
sause?
>>671071570
>Type "xhamster" in google
>Click on it
>Type in the search bar "warmfreshpaint"
>Find a video
>Done
Need anymore instructions or is that enough for you you sedentary cunt? I seriously fear for you if you're too lazy to fucking find a video with the exact source given to you. Fuck.
>>671072338
I see what you did there, these little fags nowadays can't tri-force not to mention they hate trannies yet have no problem taking dick from their priests when asked to spread cheeks and take cock in ass. Nothing worse then a hypocritical liberal-conservative Christian in America or Europe. And they have the nerve to call trannies train-wrecks.
>>671063302
That faggot is faking it.
>>671072043
Even so, River Plate got banged in the ass by mighty Barelona in the Club WC.
Força Barça
>>671066273
i got you buddy
>>671074328
kek
>>671063587
>>671064104
>>671065636
>>671065940
>>671066506
>>671072899
I remember back when anons were actual fisherman and always used God-tier b8, wtf happened to these newfags, didn't anyone teach you how to fish?
>>671074444
wasted quads
fucking kill yourself
>>671073607
please anons
>>671074658
I was kidding please dont die anon
>>671072462
>I'm 20 what's ur point
The fact that you went to a Catholic School to learn to be a good tolerant intelligent Christian, yet you are on /b/ reminiscing about how the best time in your life was bashing someone who is different from you and being stupid enough to fuck someone on bleachers, probably right in the middle of football practice. That's the fucking point you walking hypocrite.
>>671074855
Too late, already dead
I think I'm in heaven, there's anime everywhere.
Nevermind, it's all DBZ, I'm in hell.
>>671070512
Thats cause it has a bigger dick than you
>>671075209
rest in pepperoni anon kun
>>671063438
this, then fuck it
>>671063054
>Feminine
>Penis
>>671062873
Tbh I'd deck that faggot and throw it outside
>>671073791
Tell me about it, I mentioned it to this anon 2x already, dafuq 3rd world shithole do they come from where they don't know what a fucking website and cam name is b/c I just go around saying "warmfreshpaint" randomly all day, god damn this autism is giving me a fucking aneurysm.
>>671074578
One of these days when someone says that I can't wait for the anon they told to killyourself.jpg to timestamp and shoot themselves by it, having their camera take the pic on delay and at the last minute realize how the fuck they are gonna upload it, b4 the heir trigger goes off.
>>671064099
But who's really the guy here though.
>>671075209
>TFW when Goku falls down there in a little while and says "Dammit I did it again" then asking you for the way back to snake way.
>>671065352
>stewing and brewing
>>671076558
They could record themselves taking pills and then upload it.
>>671076701
Which ever one can't lactate properly...
>>671075164
Some people are forced into that shit man, who knows. He was a 15 year old, what the fuck was he gonna do?
>>671072766
this white girl stole a chinese man's face
>>671077692
Yeah, but the look on peoples faces when they finally realize they're going to die for real is always priceless, from the rekt threads I've seen with suicide/executions, most of them talk about not being afraid of death until that final moment when they can see the bullet in the barrel or hear the sword come down, then they always have that look of "Oh fuck I changed my mi-".
>>671063736
So fags can pretend that they're not fags.
>>671062873
wat do? WAT DO!?!?!
Tell *HIM* to turn the fuck around! He still has an ass. That's all that's necessary.
>>671077836
I went to Catholic School for 9 years from kindergarten - 8th grade, tolerance is what they preach, yet all those nuns hated faggots and in 7th grade when one kid I'll call him V, came out of the closet and said he was gay, the deacon who was our homeroom teacher, refused to have him in the classroom, and everyone except a few of us just stood there and didn't say anything, except me and 2 femanons, and I didn't get to go to Catholic High School b/c of it, although I got a great education at the Catholic School, I was shunned for defending V, b/c he was my classmate since 1st grade and b/c he wants to be gay now were suppose to hate him, when just yesterday we were all sitting together eating lunch. So there is always a choice, people become assholes b/c they chose that path, people choose to help others b/c they chose that path, not b/c things were forced on them, everyone has a decision. There is nothing more I hate than religious hypocrites. So I'm sure this fucking loser chose to bash a person who decided to be trans when the Christian thing to do would be accept them for who they are and give them comfort, also not fucking random women in public places is pretty un-christian so fuck you and that fag.
>>671078704
Pretty sure she stole an aliens face.
>>671062873
I'd know well before this point. I'm too handsy to not know. And as soon as I felt that dick, I'd probably tell him to get the fuck out of my house.
>>671062873
>Be a little startled
>Remember that I'll die alone one day
>ohwell.jpg
>Make sex
>>671070499
You best start back-tracing the image
>>671071217
>>671077836
>>671079856
Yes that's it let the hate flow through you, turn on eachother b/c at the end of the day, isn't that what the apostles of Christianity actually did, there were multiple conspirators not just Judas, enjoy your cucked religion.
I wonder if fucking a horse hurts at first and you get use to it, or it's actually painful the whole time, b/c I know the guy who bled to death internally when he got fucked by one, and the women who do it don't really moan, it's more of a wince of pain.
>>671062873
Take out double ended, ribbed urethral sound.
Get out lube.
>>671072766
Is that a downie?
>>671063865
is it summer already?
>TFW you've been on 4chan on and off for the last 22 hours and haven't slept in 36 hours
>TFW you were excited to get a 3 day weekend this month only to spend your entire extra day on a single website, and only getting up to shit taking laptop with you and grab a bottle of water
>TFW you are so very tired, but trying to max every thread you've been in since coming on here 20+ hours ago
>TFW I don't care what I post on what thread since this is /b/
Enjoy faggots.
Go to jail
>>671063054
Gay
>>671082004
We call the females sweet potatoes, but yes b/c with a body/face like that she sure as hell will never be an uppie. Or maybe she's just from Finland, those people look like fucking aliens.
>>671062873
Thee same thing we do every night, Pinky:
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
>>671082346
1/random
2/random
>>671081784
Cannot find this video help
3/random
>>671063736
I kno rite?
>feminine
>penis
pick one
4/random
5/random
>>671082004
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
cringe/random
>>671083240
LMFAO
>>671062873
>chick
>her
>penis
skip to 6 min mark/random, also mindfuck/random
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0&list=PLsanhUSgto5qF1A463lfwvk5FBvAhPqOg&index=9
>>671084110
WTF Japan/random
Sorry about other post, I've had 6 dubs and 2 trips in this thread alone, hoping for some more.
Moot's honeymoon/random
>>671062873
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566bc715a2348&utm_source=www.foxporns.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed&t=0 Ha found it
I had been friends with this straight guy for about 8 years. I was very up front that I thought he was really hott. He had a gf when we met. Few years later they broke up. He got another gf. Three years in, we're all drinking in my pool and she grabs my neck while they start kissing. I get his nipple in my mouth. He's done. He says "i really like having my nipples played with and it'll make me hard and i can't." a year after that, we're all cuddled on a big bed watching and i ask if we can try a 3way. He's hesitant, she's practically giddy. As soon as my hand grabs his dick, he just goes "I'm sorry." but i know he means "stop" so i do. I get up, a little dejected, say something like "thanks for trying, i really appreciate it, i know you like what you like"
Flash forward, drug overdose, coma, awakens, family forbids gf, can't move leg, no contact, no one sees him. Send a text every month. No answer. A year goes by, he answers, we're best friends. He doesn't talk to anyone about his feelings but me. Tells me he hasn't had sex in a long time, feels like he ruined his ex's life and he's stuck at home and his leg doesn't work so he can't run at all and he's been feeling too self conscious to approach cute chicks at work.
I offer to blow him (via text)
He replies "find a girl and we can make that happen"
So. I. Do.
CONT>>>
TLDR in reply
>>671084925
I kept my pants on. Used only hands and mouth. While they fucked, i sucked his nipples and kissed his neck and rubbed his body. While they made out, I blew him, sucked his balls, tickled and licked his taint. Stayed away from the butt, no kissing, and i didn't need to be told any of it. It's just intuition. We met again a few days later and had another threeway. After we were done and getting dressed (we went for about 5 hours, of and on, lots of rubbing and cuddling and finger exploration with waves of more intense stuff). I didn't do anything with her except a little mouth to tits stuff. She said "that feels good, Anon" and i can still hear it in her voice. I knew at that moment it was the first and probably only time i'd hear that from a female.
TL,DR; After blowing a straight friend who had resisted my charms for years, he said "It wasn't as strange as I thought it would be."
I said, "It was strange?"
He said, "No. I mean, I always thought it would be really strange, but it wasn't. At all."
Straight dudes, there ain't nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked. Wanting to fuck pussy should not exclude your gay bros from playing with your cock. What does it hurt? Nothing. Let gay guys blow you if they ask. You should never turn down a BJ.
>>671084110
Im having nightmares tonight and i know what voices Im going to hear in it.
GOAT manga/random
>>671062873
kick them the fuck out.
>>671085021
My wife's face when we had sex this morning after I told her I'm the super chirpy as I came/random
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle/random
Trayvon Martin re-enactment/random
>I'd like to personally thank the San Diego Zoo for participating and letting us use their props b/c they are still easier to work with than real niggers.
>>671085796
Did you punish her egghole?
Did you?
sleep/done
>Welp, been on /b/ for 23 hours straight, I feel great my last thread I was on was a trap thread with a bunch of homophobes who clearly aren't sure about their sexual orientation
Also in this thread I got
>7 dubs
>2 trips
>1 quad
Final troll stats of the day:
>28 threads participated in
>15 threads trolled in, tricking multiple anons into believing I was a femanon, a nigger white knight, Bernie Sander's supporter, guro-loli supporter, newfag supporter, oldfag supporter, and redditor who convinced people this was my first time here, all b8 caught at least a few fish.
>Also 10 R34 threads posting dank content
>3 YLYL threads where I received multiple keks
Good night /b/ I think this has been one of my most successful days on this waste of space known as internet, when I could of been out curing cancer, instead of making it
>>671062873
tell her to turn around so i can fuck her ass? i mean if she got me that far she obviously attracts me. no pretending needed.
>>671086410
Well let's just say she is a petite, but I don't have a horse cock, so meh...I worked the sides pretty good kind of like a drunk bumping into the sides of their garage as they are pulling in.
Bostero promedio...
>>671062873
Beat the hell out of the man you just kissed then kill yourself for not knowing
>>671063328
You sound like a damn fool>>671063328
>>671077826
sauce!
/please
