ITT: Crippling Loneliness
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ITT: Crippling Loneliness
>tfw parents try to throw their neckbeard an anime birthday party
>check shirt
>>671037803
>>671037779
nothing wrong with these 2 really since the subjects are smiling, seems genuine too.
>>671037803
I want to marry this beauty "ni"
>>671037803
QT!?!?
Birthday is the worst day in year.. jesus christ how sad my life is
>tfw you set the camera timer and have 10 seconds to run back to your chair and act natural
>>671038386
What a small ass cake
What's the point of celebrating birthdays :(
You're just getting closer to death
>>671038614
All those pics. I used to be so fucked up, that I didn't even get to take pictures of mine non birthday parties.
It gets to the point I don't even celebrate it.
>>671038693
[spoiler]As a man in love this picture affects me more than it should.[/spoiler]
>>671038554
That's sad the family doesn't know how old that loner is
>>671038693
Why did people use this photo in YLYL threads?
>>671038693
>>6671038644
Shit this funny
>>671038933
All these lucky motherfuckers having people throw parties for them :(
>>671038933
Edgy, is the word you are looking for.
>>671038286
>No one came to my party.
Holy fuck dude, you don't announce it on facebook.
>>671039045
you gotta be a special piece of shit to laugh at something like this
>>671037803
>>671038056
>>671038133
>>671038135
she's taken boys
>>671037902
At least they tried
>>671038239
She looks like such a nice girl. How can she be lonely?
>>671039273
I'm a DS veteran I seen sad
>>671039256
No worries man, b/ did a lot o shops back in the day, helping to cheer that guy up.
The comp sometimes shows up in the best of b/ threads.
>>671037606
u crippled?
do you /b/tards know that family birthday party isn't the only birthday party people have?
Seriously who brings theyre howling gorilla bros to they're grandparents house?
This thread is sad lol
>>671037636
i count only 17 candles.
Nothing wrong with this picture, dude is still a minor and couldn't move out even if he wanted to.
This thread is killing me.
>>671037606
>>Grandma died while giving birth to my mom.
>>Never celebrate mom's birthday, because she reflects on her childhood with shitty stepmom.
>>Me and sis have birthday parties until we were 10.
>>No more parties after that.
>>671038554
>>671039628
I'd eat that but not right now because it's expired
>>671039673
why does this look staged?
>>671039275
aged like a fine wine
>>671039536
Loves niggar Dick and grandma is racist*
Fixed it for you bro
>>671039273
its funny tho. cuz their lonely. see their wifes died and now they gotta eat alone. get it?
>>671039789
look closely at the filename, you'll see it begins with
>tumblr_
>>671039789
because it is. It's redlettermedia
>>671039348
This is literally the only lonely image on this board. The other images are immediate family birthdays
>>671039495
Yes your imperialism makes me feel greater empathy for you. Thanks bub you're a swell guy
>>671037636
His dad is a piece of shit
>>671039494
Sometimes they pass unnoticed. Even though she's cute and smart. Some people just like to live under the radar.
>>671039536
>implying that I have friends
>implying my family cares about me
>implying I celebrate my birthday
>tfw the dolllover forum said it's not weird and other people do it all the time
>>671037636
zero fucks given by his dad
>>671038286
fucking nigger but still feeling it a bit
Most of the people in the pics so far are having their 20th birthday
turned 20 on the 10th and got drunk with 3 friends, they went home at 10pm and I drank a bottle of whiskey to myself till 3am when I fell asleep in my desk chair.
>>671039951
No problem faggot
Thanks for using the 4chan boards founded by imperialism
>>671040077
>"he's your loser son. not mine."
step parents are great
>>671037606
I honestly don't see why people focus on birthdays after a certain age aside the fact they are a year older. When I was a kid, I use to get excited for mine because of the presents. I didnt care about getting older because I was still a kid. But as I grew older, I started to dread it because I knew what was a head. I spent birthdays alone and it never bothered me. Its just a regular day.
>>671038693
OK this is fucked up..
>>671040053
poor old bastard
>>671037606
That makes me so sad, i would blow that guy so he feels better
>>671037902
looks like every poster here ...
>>671037606
just got stood up on a date /b/
She's a qt3.14 from my arabic class. We both have the same major and we get along well. I asked her if she wanted to go see deadpan later. I was planning on also treating her to dinner at this nice little Italian restaurant downtown too.
She said that she had to work on a paper for her honors class... on a friday... and asked for a rain check
> I said "yeah of course" like the beta I am
why do I always get stood up? I'm so lonely
I gotta admit, if it wasn't for school, I wouldn't have many friends. Also, I don't throw birthday parties to avoid any risk of too few people coming. I only celebrate with my family and the next time I go occasionally drinking with my friends we raise our glasses and that's it.
>>671037606
Best thread I have seen in about 5 years OP. Nice work. Made me laugh, and I have cripling anxiety and depression (Pristiq).
>>671038857
I'll bite
It's an office party
>>671040367
You didn't get stood up, she just didn't wanna go with you you retarded faggot, she actually has to agree to go with you for you to get stood up
>>671039536
this faggot understands it
>>671040113
that fucking painting.
>fuck.
>>671040367
You got rejected, not stood up.
>>671040171
Hey dont thank me just doing my bit sir thank God
>>671039510
>back in the day
it was 2-3 months ago
>>671040367
It's only really beta if you forgive her.
Just be grateful you aren't a zombie that sleeps in garbage.
>>671038502
its for 1 guy
I always get super sad when I see these
>>671037606
I had a good conversation with 2 people today
It was the first IRL conversation I've had in 6 years.
>>671040561
>>671040621
she did agree to go with me, then sent me a text to cancel a few hours later
>>671038614
thats the reason itself, less time to go on this shitty potato
>>671040738
>>671040820
Not sure which of these hurt me more
90% of this thread is "family celebration time"
Did none of you celebrate your birthday with your parents first thing in the morning before doing other shit?
>>671040697
No. You are wrong, sorry.
The threads about it, might be newer, but the original thread/pics/shops are old.
>>671040820
>>671040810
Nice!
>>671038461
>1 candle
>grown ass man
dude, don't even try, this guy is clearly not 1 year old.
>>671040820
If real, then is beyond embarrassing
>>671040367
Now, you think she actually is working on an essay? If it's for her honours, it's likely pretty lengthy. Perhaps the rain check was genuine.
>>671041066
ummm no.
>>671040820
Mega cringe
>>671039536
>>howling gorilla bros
hahahaahaha ded
Last 3 Birthdays of mine + christmas i was the entire Day alone doing what i do everyday (linving alone) Also havent celebrated my birthday since i was like 14, im 22 now.
All those pics make me sad, even though i couldnt care less for my own birthday etc.
>>671040930
If you went there, and she didnt turn up, and you were left there by yourself, you would have been stood up.
She cancelled is all.
Dont text her back and ask her best friend out.
>>671041196
he has more friends than the entire board combined
>>671040820
Fake as shit. Fucking calling it.
>>671040367
Was deadpool a bad movie to suggest? Am I a sperg?
>>671037606
>>671037732
>>671038828
>>671038996
Why it's aways 20?
here is a song for you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54
stop worrying so much. everything will be fine.
I promise
>>671041066
Nope.
>>671038461
>>671041216
dat boone's farm tho
>>671040277
Them overdramatic japs.
That doesn't even make any sense.
>>671041130
You're really a furry faggot aren't you
>>671039673
looks damn fine for a 54 yo, would suck dick
>>671038286
This hurts :(
>>671039275
booo
>>671041066
I celebrate with a bottle
>>671040697
>May
>2-3 months ago
You real nigga?
>>671041386
that's the border
>>671041352
>Was deadpool a bad movie to suggest?
Not really.
>Am I a sperg?
Possibly. Or just ugly. But don't feel bad, you're among friends here.
>>671041327
Kek
>>671041386
Because people with friends have a beer instead of a cake
>>671037636
This picture gets me the most cuz the kid screams insecurity and that fatass on the couch couldn't even get up to sing happy bday.
>>671040810
Tell us, anon. What did you talk about, and how did this conversation come about?
>>671041463
it's 34, ya blind fag.
>>671040697
>>671041074
>>671041559
stop being faggots and post the shops Please?
I don't even have a cake, picture, people to celebrate my birthday with. I'm 22 and everytime i see these pics it only makes me hate my life more.
>>671041452
It means its the same boring pointless shit day in day out and nothing is gonna change and then he kills himself.
Whats not to get?
you will never know this feel
>>671041295
I left home at 17 and I am 26 now. Being living on my own every since and I wouldn't have it any other way.
People are just shit.
>>671038286
Damn, this one got me
>>671041248
There is honestly a good chance that its genuine. She's constantly busy with school and stuff, plus she's a very sweet girl that doesn't seem like the type of person to cancel with a fake reason.
she responded to me saying "thanks for understanding, I'd still want to see deadpan soon!"
Either way though, I've been canceled on/ stood up so many times for the most ridiculous reasons, I find it hard to trust whether or not someone is being genuine when they say theyre busy.
>>671041007
Your next mission is to infiltrate a common office space.
Please be stealthy, 007.
>>671041873
> *deadpool
fuck
How are people always assuming the fucking picture is the only thing they did for their birthday? I usually go out, get shitfaced, and have cake and drinks with the entire family the day after.
Stop cringing and QQing about these "poor" or "pathetic" kids. They probably get more parental love than all you fucks combined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwx3RvDWvDM&ebc=ANyPxKqElJSY3X-5ZC23rOUBHChnPhegF180beGzjebNu8r0nKKw9KazCPhgEBiQF9ArZFZqRahR3dZiqYb1wJP7sS7FztzlIA
>>671039275
I bet she fucks really good.
>>671040820
I really dont like the whole 'Friendzone' bullshit.
Its honestly worse than Feminism and SJWs. All of you 4/10 looking guys think being nice is all it takes to win a girl over. All you have to do is be nice, buy her dinners and compliment her, right?
Butnoh no, she rejected you :( What a slut, right? She probably likes to date douchebags who use her for sex right?? As if you had any other intention of getting her in bed, making you no better than the guys you insult, right????????
Girls want people who are exciting. People she answers phonecalls from, not Text Messages of lame flirty smiley faces and vague 'Im joking but not joking' sex jokes.
If you honestly want to get out of the 'Friendzone', grow the fuck up. Shower more than once a week. Get a stable job. Get sunlight and sleep for atleast 8 hours.
Unless you were blessed by a qt3.14 gamer girlfriend, most girls arent always gonna be happy "coming over and playing Cod Zombies with me ;)))))))"
>>671041327
will you be my cyber friend?
>>671041819
>It means its the same boring pointless shit day in day out
>It means it's
>it's
No.
Not it.
You.
You and nothing else. Blame it on others and look like a dramatic cunt.
>>671041007
HNNNGGG
>>671041985
>>671041647
A healthy dose of the red pill
>>671037606
This will literally be me tomorrow with my fam
Anyone got any good tips on how to tie a rope?
>>671038286
Who let's their cake stand at home for 3 days before eating it?
>>671042178
happy birthday anon!
>>671039628
Fuck yeah, Dierberg's.
>>671039066
kek
>>671040810
>It was the first IRL conversation I've had in 6 years.
how?
do you mean you've haven't talked to anyone in six years or you haven't had conversation in six years?
>>671042178
All these assholes turning 20
Just wait till you turn 40 with this shit, then try not to want to die, see how well you do then
>>671042026
holy fuck why does every NEET guy who hits on me always use his Xbox/Netflix as an incentive to come over
I cant tell you how many times the line "idk, we could play zombies/xbox/netflix in my room haha"
Its fucking 2016, literally any girl you talk to has most likely dealt with a fuckboy atleast once a day. Those lame lines dont work.
>>671041130
how desperate can you get?
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO AN ACTUAL HUMAN.
(402) 612-2940
cant wait to move out so i can throw a sick as party with just me and nobody else and then peacefully overdose on cocaine while watching porn and smoking weed
Embarrassed to say that this is OC
This was 22
My mom made brownie balls in her cakepop maker because I'm not a big cake fan.
>>671042433
Nice dubs man
>>671041066
They started to forget/not care when I was 14, I never had friends to celebrate it with. Some years I drink but I mostly just ignore my birthday. I'm not even sad anymore, I've just sort of accepted that I'll die young and alone. I will be a 24 year old hugless kissless virgin this year.
>>671042271
>>671042339
thank you
and thanks for the tutorial
>>671037606
>>671037636
>>671037688
>>671037732
>>671037779
>>671037803
>>671037902
>>671037933
>>671038239
Crippling loneliness? Bitch please, at least someone bothered to made them a cake.
>>671038933
Being ironic.
>>671042433
Stream it.
>>671038902
Pretty cool tbh
>>671042433
5 Dollar on the gun will fail at you. Also livestream pls.
>>671040764
No. It's for 1 cat.
>>671042026
Put the pussy on a higher pedestal faggot
>>671041452
That's because the dumbass did a direct translation instead of doing a proper one
>>671038239
"NO"
More.
>>671037803
id fuck that
>>671037933
that doesnt look lonely?
I threw a fake birthday party for myself on January 2nd, within 24hrs notice 60 people came and we had a great fucking night and my apartment was full wall to wall, lots of cute girls and good friends only bad thing was that someone drank a few of my birthday beers
>>671039856
If you look closer, you can spot zozzles that grant euphoria ;&)
>>671042444
trips dont lie
>>671041386
Early 20's is tough for an introvert or beta type. In high school you have an artificial group of friends formed by people you have classes with. After graduation, that group often breaks up and the young introvert finds themselves with few close friends and often no career ideas. 20 can be tough, it sure was for me. But it gets better over time.
>>671042541
this
>>671042582
>>671038693
these are examples of true loneliness
>>671042676
This is the part where he becomes Hitler.
Seriously, fuck mean kids.
>>671042392
That's why it says most you dumb broad
It's your own fault for falling for boys not men like that see
>>671042668
You guys who complain about Friendzoning have no interesting qualities.
Im sure a girl would love a guy spending more than 6 hours in front of a screen, smoking pot and arguing online.
All Im saying is if you really want a certain girl, try a little harder than holding a door open for her and expecting her to wrap her legs around you.
>>671042026
You sound like the typical femenazi misunderstanding the meaning of friendzoning.
It doesn't imply the woman owes anything to the male..
It's simply when I guy wants da puss, and the woman don't want the d, and pulls the "let's be friends" bullshit.
Holy shit why do you people make things so complicated?
>>671038286
that's fucked up
>>671042533
I'll be turning 39 this year. It only gets worse.
Unbearably worse.
>>671042933
-tips fedora-
>>671042989
>she doesnt want sex from some NEET shut in introvert
>attempts to save the relationship by "being friends"
>gets blocked and called a slut
Okay.
>>671040810
Anon, I'd talk to you.
Why you all lone fags just don't find each other????
Also.. I was sort of lonely my whole life and am to some degree now.
The whole key, dear friends - have fun. literally, go do things and enjoy them and stop giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.
That's how I earned respect and loyality or whatever important words I can use..
anyways..
just fucking STOP being so miserable. We are furless apes, so be an ape. You are not special. In good or bad sense. So your life simply will always be average, unless you especially make it shit.
Stop feeling miserable n purpose and expect that doing that for years will change our life. Change your attitude.
Be cool. All it take sis a mindset.
>>671037636
That fat fuck is probably his step-dad. No wonder this kids beta as fuck, he's being raised by a fat ass beta cuck who can only bang used up single moms. He never stood a chance
>>671043206
How does blocking/calling a slut have anything to do with the word "friendzone"?
>>671042676
There's more to this stupid shit
>>671042933
"swag is for boys, Class is for men"
>>671042433
Nice dubs
>>671038693
An old man is missing his wife, Damn i don't have a hard heart after all
>>671038554
this looks like an office....
>>671042026
>>671042392
I can definitely tell you that these chronic cucks actually have zero interest in any girl that's not out of their fucking league. I'm average I get it, but I'm on the same tier of awkward fucking nerd as them and I've made the first move with some pretty awful neckbeards out of desperation and had zero luck. Instead I have to listen to their whining about how they can't get an attractive, socially adjusted virgin normie with just the right amount of 'tee hee I'm such a geek' girl to be their gf. How fucking awful must I even be if nice guys 'friendzone' me.
>>671042989
Holy shit do peopke think like this?
Maybe she doesnt want sex from you? Maybe you arent attractive? What if you have bad breath?
>Girls need to put out or not be friends with me
You sound salty
>>671037803
>crippling loneliness
>hot girl
Pick one
>>671043431
Yee that is the only one I cared about
>>671041947
Would be more suitable for Sam Fisher.
>>671042582
This one always gets me. i feel like this is gonna be my son in 2 or 3 years. he walks around in a fez like that doctor who guy. I don't tell him not to wear it because I don't want to make him feel bad about who he is and what he likes but then I know he doesn't have many friends because he does stuff like that.
His sister is pretty and popular and is nice to him at school so her friends tolerate him but I can tell it wears on her from a social perspective.
The shitty thing is that he's a nice kid he's just so into the things that he enjoys he doesn't know how to temper his enthusiasm about them which comes off as awkward.
>>671042500
lol you look like a fun guy to be around
>>671041830
Meh
>>671041066
This ann speaks truth.
>>671038461
Work desu, work desu, work desu...
oh.. birthday...1 minute remember be human. ..back to worku!
>>671041985
You actually have friends and family?
Hahahahahahah
Look at this faggot.
>>671043544
This hurts so much. It would all make sense.
>>671042533
>hugless
come on anon brin- bring in, bring it in
>>671042433
Did you sand off the Taurus name and logo from the slide so people wouldn't know how big a piece of shit that gun is?
Go ahead and do it.
>>671043379
Because you faggots always complain about Friendzones for a week on Facebook after it happens?
>'looks like i got used again'
>'why cant i ever find the right one?'
>i hope he listens to your problems, because I wont.
The problem is that you guys only be nice to girls if it leads to the incentive of Sex.
Would you be friends with a girl knowing 100% she would NEVER fuck you?
>>671043538
THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID.
IS READING COMPLICATED AS WELL NOW?
Fact of the matter is, if you want som pus. She don't wanna give. You are not in a situation to be friends. There's always going to be sexual tension looming over.
There are friends, and there are romantic partners. Holy shit.
>>671038902
>betacake detected
>>671042433
I tried calling you and got VM, I hope you are ok bro. Called using *67... But I am real.
>>671040738
explanation? is this thing alive?
>>671041066
nope.
>>671038693
He should fucking die too
>>671043585
Introduce him to weigths NOW!, beat that fucker if its what it takes, now that im in snape, i wish my dad did that when i was a fat fuck in highschool
>>671043893
what would be the point? So we could hang out?
>>671038286
>>671044035
In shape*
>>671043353
If I ever get a job again I'm going to try this
>>671043904
>'AY BABY U WAN SUM FUK GIRL'
>"O-oh sorry Anon, I thought we were just friends and this was us having legit fun with someone I trust to talk about things and is nice to me'
>'OH NO, SILLY FEMALE. NOW THAT I KNOW YOU DONT WANT TO BONE ME, IM GOING HOME. HAVE FUN FINDING A RIDE BACK.'
>>671037902
pedobear shirt?
>>671042843
Goddamn that feelsing
>>671042969
*shhh*.... This is the INTERNET where people have FEELINGS. Not like outside where everybody is as emotional as a brick.
>>671043893
You keep relying on unrelated circumstance.
Bitching on facebook using a word made on the internet, does not define the word.
That's like saying the word "water" means drowning.
Friendzoning is being in a situation where there is no chance for a relationship. Period. Full stop.
>>671043523
you're probably just fat
>>671041066
I do now because I have no friends
>>671043353
Most underrated post in whole thread. There's a reason people are lonely and that's most likely because they want to live that way.
>>671042989
whos forcing you faggot to stay in the friendzone ?. just move on if you get rejected, is that so fucking hard, or are you just a tard ?
>>671043791
KEK
This thread gave me fucking chills.
At the same time i'm happy i am not the only one.
I will die alone i know that, we all do.
>>671038286
i Remember when i contributed to his thread
>gud times
>>671043585
Just be there for him mate. Fuck it.
My father was the worst person I've ever met.
When he dies fucking years ago no one showed up at his funeral, me and the ceremonial crew, who was not supposed to, carried his dead body.
nobody makes cakes for me anymore
ITT: anons tell about cool things they did on their last birthday
>24th birthday
>January 20
>day off from work
>go sledding with my mom because it had just snowed and i hadnt been sledding in a few years
>shop with my mom at a few stores I like
>meet with dad for dinner when he gets off work
>pizza.png
>walk around the mall with them for a little bit
>go home and open a few gifts
had a pretty good time even though i didn't go out with friends or do anything too extravagant. that's pretty much how my birthdays have been the past few years.
>>671044261
>no chance for a relationship
So you guys arent compatible as Sexual Lovers. Boo hoo.
Now you have +1 Friend added to your Party, and a female you can talk to about potential other females and ideas for dates.
But nah, fuck her. What a slut, Ill just stop talking to her.
>>671038902
that's funny as fuck
>>671037902
>>671042541
just realized the cake came out of the cardboard box on the table kek
>>671038996
FUAAAK!! I want that Tiger thing on the wall
>>671041130
>Tom stop
I masturbate on my birthdays
>>671044035
had him play little league last year. was pretty bad. kids were nice to him though but he couldn't parlay it into any friendships. I give those boys credit for trying. He did manage to hit a game winning double in one game and was mobbed by teammates. My wife actually cried, not for the winning hit but because he was the center of attention for something positive.
I have brought him to the gym with me and they let him use basketball court and cardio stuff but he needs to be 14 to use weights according to their policy. We'll try that next year.
>>671044160
>b-b-b...but im le niceguy
>>671044160
Okay. Think of it like this since you're too slow to see it any other way;
You're hanging out with a girl. You like girl. You think girl likes you. You make a move on girl. Girl rejects advances. You move on.
In a situation you DON'T move on and remain friends with girl. Conversations ridden with uncomfortable spurts where all you can think about is being with her as more than you are. She just wants to play games or some shit.
You're always going to be in a shitty situation that leaves you feeling empty and dead. Thus coined- The friendzone.
>>671042433
Talking to humans is overrated, they're greedy, spiteful, hateful, horrible things, you'd be best to avoid them
>>671038902
>>671044537
I can just picture the cake boss asking the parents "so what is your son like? what does he like to do?"
>>671044524
So you disregard my whole point and go back to patting yourself on the back about how right you are using unrelated circumstance again.
Have fun in your echo chamber.
>>671037606
soon, it's going to be my turn
>>671043282
>>671044297
A bit, overweight but not obese. Still I thought I might have at least bagged another fattie.
>>671042500
I'd bake you stuff and hang out with you, your beard is glorious.
>>671044524
Ya you can set around and have her tell you how shes just not attracted to you and you'll never have sex with her and about all her other boyfriends she fucks and married guys and how everyone is better than you in so many ways
>>671044631
Happy birthday, anon. Have some bliny cat.
>>671044725
Also to make things more clear, a lot of girls purposely lead guys on so that the girls have options if there #1 dude doesn't want to fuck them anymore or whatever.
>>671043544
Perfect ending.
>>671042103
That just makes it worse, it means it's somehow my fault yet I don't know how to make it better
>>671040309
wtf is going on here?
Is the guy on the left taking new recruits of the autism resistance to the secret spot in the woods?
>>671037606
get used to it M8
>>671044400
did I say I was?
I'm simply defining what the word means and hopefully helping to remove the stigma people lump along with it.
I'm married bruh.
>>671039673
>>671038554
What the fuck???
>>671044631
Not my birthday, just another shitty day of disappointments. I'm 26 no job, no car, no diploma... I feel like I have to lie to everyone, or else they will see who I am. It's been so long, I am not even sure who I am anymore.
>>671042533
I'd kiss ya and bearhug ya if you don't mind a hamplanet.
>>671044725
Grow up and move on?
>Id rather be friends Anon
>now you have qt girl to game with and visit
>move on to other qt girl and forget relationship with current girl
Jesus christ, you guys are seriously lonely.
>>671038286
If it makes you guys feel any better, /b/ found this guy's Facebook back when he first posted the statuses and sent him a big greeting card (surely somebody in this thread has it saved.) There's good in this world, you've just got to be willing to give it.
>>671040309
/fa/ irl
>>671042500
Hey, at least you've got a cool beard.
>>671040113
i dont recall doing anything special on 18 or 29 bd...
literally.. I am not very lonely, and I dont make parties on birthdays (I like a good friday.sathurday party in a club though), but it sucks to have no memories whatsoever...
To be honest I can't comment much on years between 23 to 27
weird. I am 30 in 2 years. Wonder if this will be just another number to remember and that's it.
>>671044919
overweight is not attractive
>>671042843
>But it gets better over time.
Not always. And it's really telling how in each of these photos you can see the deathwish in their eyes. I know that look each morning I look into the mirror.
>>671044631
why not look for a better job? why dont you just call in sick and get drunk? its your birthday bruh, enjoy yourself. heres some tits for you.
>>671045084
>I'm 26 no job, no car, no diploma...
How come you haven't killed yourself yet?
>>671041985
Yea that's the point. It's all the parental love that is turning them into beta sperglord autists with no social skills or friends.
>>671044673
Fucking do it, until then push ups and bodyweigth shit, work out with him, it migth be hard for you make time for that but he is going to be really thankfull in the future
>>671045142
That's literally the first thing I said.
Your reading comprehension could use some work.
>Girl rejects advances. You move on.
>>671045020
Ofcourse you don't know how to make it better.
Nobody knows how to make it better.
That is what life is there for. To learn and to experience.
If you think you have to kill yourself because of your natural way then go ahead and do it.
It's not like you're kept here by supernatural forces.
>>671045084
I lie as well constantly to hide myself because I am a failure. Eventually it will catch up to you and break you, like it has me, but you have some time till then now. When it happens it will hurt very badly and death will seem like the only option
>>671044010
THE EDGYNESS IS CUTTING MY MONITOR IN HALF
>>671045081
ok, there may be girls that take advantage of you, but whining about it and making up terms to lump all women in existence together and saying theyre all bitches that only go for chads, is just fucking annoying and weak.
>>671043933
DUBS don't lie.I'm proud of you anon
Shit's a brewing when Faggs are screwing
Quads
>>671038554
That's kirk Cameron
>>671045187
31 and same here. Depression is getting real. Feels like I'm losing my last chances to reconnect with society and get a family.
No idea where to start though.
this thread is going to die soon
just like my life
>>671045084
shit happens dude
>>671045530
Why are you having so much trouble understanding me?
I never said anything about whining, lumping all women together, or saying they're bitches.
You are the only one saying that.
I'm saying friendzoning is NOT that.
How hard is this?
It's being in a situation where a relationship is not possible.
Nothing about women.
Nothing about chads.
Nothing about anything other than not being with her.
Okay?
>>671045754
Mtfu
try ecstazy it's fun
>>671040113
Sounds like my Tuesday; amirite ladies?????
>>671042500
You are a new level of hipster,aren't you? Pic taken with your iPhone?
Today's my birthday, and even though I'm alone today, at least I know I'm not alone in loneliness... Does that make sense?
>>671045945
were you at and can you prove it?
>>671045754
>>671042533
My suggestion is to get a shit job at a place teenage girls work. I work at Steak N' Shake and we always have teenage newhires on service. Teenage girls hug everyone for anything, especially if youre the cool older guy that can buy them alcohol. Yaknow, just dont creep em out..
>>671045945
>Does that make sense?
It's not like that's some philosophical breakthrough.
>>671045754
so edgy
>>671045945
You have b/
>>671045674
Im 38. I know how you feel. You need to be happy being in solitude or just end it. In reality, it doesn't matter which you choose, it only seems like it does.
>>671045234
We're short handed because someone is on vacation. I don't have a diploma to get a better job. I maxed out my credit card to go to a heavy metal festival and I need to work and get it paid off. I'm living in my car/crashing at my parents' when it snows. Went to see Deadpool alone last night. Have tomorrow off, but no plans. Thanks for tits.
>>671039275
Her boyfriend looks like a pussy. I consider her still in play.
>>671044631
Quit your job - join army - be fit - fuck bitches
>>671042582
c'est assez triste...
>>671038693
I dont understand this pic anyone explain?
>>671045674
Wake up to ya self, go outside, walk, run, do something, you'll feel better
lets end this fucking thread before I start cutting my wrists with a baseball bat
>>671043523
Listen bitch, you lay down the law, if you want dick say "hey faggot come over or can I come over and get dick" and if you don't just hangout. Moral: any chick can get some dick if they want it from at least 5 different dudes they know
>>671046448
It is a pic of him and his wife that died. He is old and still takes her out to dinner when he can.
>>671045594
OHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT
>>671046448
>Jews forced him to sell his family to a record company
>>671045084
I wish I could lie - people hate honesty. Some guys can pull off the "fuck it" punk attitude if they have the looks and charm to go with it, but I'm just an asshole.
>>671045945
hey man.
go to a bar.
order a drink.
and then hit on everything there that moves.
start witht he line of "its my birthday can i buy you a drink"
be yourself, and be kind.
dont hint at the size of your penis,
dont try to rush her back to your place, just enjoy spending 5-10 mins with a female.
if they turn around and stop talking to you... move tot he next one.
eventually one woman in that bar will be just as lonely as you are and eventually you will enjoy having a conversation till the br closes.
at that point you have either made a freind.
or met the love of your life.
but nothing will ever happen if you dont go out and make it happen.
Happy birthday.
now take some initiative.
>>671046448
His wife died, so hes eating alone with a picture of her at whats probably where they went for lunch a lot in memory of her
