![enhanced-buzz-wide-9353-1392712913-17[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/515/1456515471610.jpg "enhanced-buzz-wide-9353-1392712913-17[1]")
What would be your last meal /b/?
Pussy
>>671024733
Poutine.
I don't know honestly, maybe oysters. I wouldn't be worrying about food, I'd be worrying about my short and imminent death.
my grandmother stew
Olives
Dulce de Leche Ice Cream
>>671024944
>>671024733
>>671025144
Holy shit checked.
Cheeseburger with a coke
>>671024733
a cake with a gun in it
All you can eat buffet on a table in front of my toilet along with Turbolax in a cup.
A Guinness
The sun
The worlds rarest truffle and while they are looking for it ill escape. Then again i would miss out on eating the worlds rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.
peanuts because I'm allergic
nah probably tomato vodka penne heavy on the vodka sauce and a vanilla coke
porterhouse with all the fixins
my ipod
don't forget the asparagus
Spotted dick and Pussy.
A McRib with a Shamrock shake. Not cause I like them but when the Fuck have they ever been on sale at the same time
>>671026173
They are at my mcdonalds
>>671025867
lulz
i dont think anybody has ever said that before.
kill yourself before they can.
i like the way you think, sir.
>>671024733
A joint and a cigarette. Food's for fags
a plate of bbq ribs
with a double southern comfort and a lucky strike for dessert
>>671027022
THIS FUCKER GETS IT!
![Will-Ferrell-Holy-Shit-Reaction-Face[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/517/1456517493206.jpg "Will-Ferrell-Holy-Shit-Reaction-Face[1]")
>>671024733
>>671024944
>>671025144
>>671025866
>>671026511
>>671027022
fucking checked
>>671027022
They almost never give out tobacco or alcohol, and any requests for specialty items are usually substituted. In Florida you have a certain dollar amt you can't go over.
duck confit
>>671024733
karadjordjeva. My Serbian friend showed me this and yes there is no doubt I would choose it.
4 BLT's and 2 dozen jelly doughnuts and a 2liter of coca cola
>>671029802
Best piece of meat there is.
>>671024733
Gallon of soup with a fork.
>>671025866
>Implying they would try to find that for your ass
korkidil
Delicious weazy beef carpaccio along with capers, roquette (arugula), thin slices of permegianni cheese, extra virgin olive oil, parmisan, and fine raspberry balsamic vinegar.
>>671030677
you mean krokodil
A child
Fully loaded AK-47
period flavoured muffins
>>671033095
>eat while watching Lotr Trilogy
>eating for 10h on a fucking lobster tail, a steak and some pie
If I would've been the one serving him I would replace the dvd with some 10h version of meatspin.
(^: trolling the trolls, right guise? :^)
>>671033095
This guy knows how to live but not quite.
>>671033095
you can still get executed by firing squad in the states?
A fresh Dodo egg
>>671026745
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but there's literally at least one guy every single one of these threads who comes up with that genius idea
>>671033978
Yea.
Because apperantly it takes a whole squad of americans to take down one defenseless man.
Beer batter deep fried perch with some lemon
>>671034234
if by defenceless man you mean subdued criminal then yea. what states still allow firing squad executions?
>>671024733
cyanide pill
>>671033978
One or two states allow it if the inmate chooses.
An entire nigger
>>671024733
Two weiners
>>671034906
so edgy ooooooooooh
>>671035772
Thank you.
>>671024733
A bullet
>>671035716
Mah nigga
>>671024835
Underage B&
>>671030502
They literally would
Chick-fil-a
jennifer lawrences asshole
>>671034906
Look, do you want your last meal or not?
Fuck around and you get nothing, i dont care.
>>671034861
I gotta say I would choose this over lethal injection. give me a blindfold and a cigarette over getting strapped down to a table any day
1 gram of antimatter
big mac meal x2 with a large coke
>>671036537
They should allow exitbags and give the prisoner one chance to do it himself before they come in with straps and such.
If fact, why mess around with expensive chemicals when you can just fill a small chamber with helium for a fraction of the cost?
>>671036845
chemical lobbies
well i don't know. I really don't konw.
>>671036845
>expensive chemicals
You're a retard.
A 8 years old child.
>>671033978
You can request a firing squad execution in Utah.
>>671035035
Gee, Bill!
>>671037143
>Utah.
Mormons just got 10x cooler in my books.
>>671037058
Not really. Look it up.
There is a shortage of sodium thiopental, one of the drugs used in lethal injections. It has become extremely expensive and sometimes impossible to get. Helium is plentifull and cheap.
>>671037586
That doesn't change the fact that you're a retard.
Together with the whole continent of america.
No need to look anything up. I'm on /b/, that's enough.
>>671030412
Kek
2 ibuprofen.
>>671037586
You don't even need helium.
100% nitrogen kills without pain.
>>671034234
That's not always the case. Sometimes most of them are given blanks, and only 1 guy has actual rounds. This way the guys in the squad don't feel guilty about killing a man, and can assume that they fired a blank.
>>671029802
Not serb, what is that? Rolled meat in sausage or something?
(Sowwy).
>>671038122
Its a penis, dude.
>>671037791
Shut up man, you just got rekt
>>671038200
Zozzle, still, it's cuisine, is it any good?
And is it horse or what?
Thx 4 reply anon.
>>671033978
Only if you're convicted of bulgary
>>671038074
>apply for a job to kill prisoners
>feel guilty about killing prisoners
Murrica
>>671038259
I get rekt because murrica can't into killing people reasonably?
I don't think so.
>>671025866
I love this episode and how they freak out about the meal
>>671038122
deep fried horse cock
very popular over there, can get it in any serbian mcdonalds
>>671024733
yellowtail sushi & a heineken
>>671024733
A pint of Guinness with Shrimp Fettucine
>>671038437
Still sounds like a good system, if it was only 1 executioner, he may not have guilt during his job, but maybe after he retires or quits, he may feel guilty, this way you're not sure at all.
>>671025426
why dont you just put a fried egg on the burger like every other person does it?
>>671038437
spotted the eurocuck
don't you have any kitchen utensils to bin?
Dodo steak. Checkmate judge
>>671038717
Gland included? That's the only gross part tbh, though I wouldn't really be into eating it.
Cuisine is weird, man.
>>671038074
Other way around only 1 gets a blank, most get live rounds.
>>671038437
No, because you tried to call someone retarded when you were fucking wrong, and scrambled and came back with "uhhh...you're still retarded...along with your whole continent"
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>671034026
underrated my god
>>671038122
its fucking delicious is what it is, deepfried pork schnitzel with serb style cream cheese poured on it, theres also cheese fried in the center of it. if you ever get the chance to eat one I highly recommend.
>>671038122
>karadjordjeva
Karađorđe's Steak (Serbian: Карађорђева шницла / Karađorđeva šnicla) is a Serbian breaded cutlet dish named after the Serbian Prince Karađorđe. It is a rolled veal or pork steak, stuffed with kajmak, and then breaded and fried. It is served with roasted potatoes and tartar sauce.
>>671032108
no it's korkidil
>>671039221
Death by krokodil?
>>671038838
You are aware that this is infact stupid?
Just hand out a noose or let the prisoners kill eachother.
Like what the fuck.
Let them starve.
>inb4 inhumane
>>671038948
>spotted the eurocuck
>feels the need to point out the obvious
Like a trained murrican. Good boy points for your obamacare package, fuckboi.
>>671039103
>No
Seeing as how I've committed no crimes, probably a slice of bread and a glass of water. OP's pic is probably innocent too.
>>671038122
heres a video of how to make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MG7X_Zlpho
A Royale with cheese, Fries and soda while watching Pulp Fiction, and I'd like to get executed the style that brett did in pulp fiction, in the exact same moment brett gets killed while watching Pulp fiction.
>>671024733
bottle of Coca-cola
A cake with my victims pictures on it
>>671036098
No lives matter you deluted sjw scum
>>671038074
What kind of chucklefuck cant tell the difference in recoil between a blank and an actual round.
French toast just like my grandma used to make
>>671039442
Murricans can't.
A big greasy reuben, some salt & vinegar chips, and a Guiness
>>671037439
mein neger
>>671034234
Firing squads are performed by five men, volunteers, one of whom has had their gun loaded with a non-lethal wax bullet. This is done so that no one can know with certainty if they actually fired a killing shot.
A live puppy or kitten
>>671039442
What kind of weird creepy bastard knows the difference, and finds it absurd for someone not to know?
>>671039357
>>671039189
>>671039203
Inplying it's not horse cock (On the video at least it's not), it really looks fucking delicious.
Maybe cooked on oven it'd be more tasty?
With baked potatoes or something.
>>671039695
But they all were there to shoot.
This makes no sense whatsoever.
Either I kill a man or I do not go there.
Murrican psychology is getting progressively weirder.
Ain't no breakes on the rapetrain
>>671039924
This is a really old practice, I'm pretty sure you're just being an edgy twat and are probably 12.
>>671039584
>>671039760
come now, these are federal prison guards were talking about, not some happy go lucky high school grads.
I will have a steak with caramelized onions and fondant potatoes, moule frites, deep fried banana with ice cream, a pint of vodka, a liter of milk and 2 cans of coke.
Grilled ice cubes.
>>671040119
Sounds nice and something they'd actually give to you.
>>671033095
This.
>>671040074
Yeah, and they're still human. So are you, so is everyone on the planet. Ending a life isn't as easy as "Dead criminal = good, more kills = more points".
shit
>>671040038
So americans practice being retards for a long time now. I get it.
Thanks for clearing it up.
You must be one of those prodigy americans we sometimes hear about.
>>671040291
You think they would allow me to get the vodka tho?
>>671040428
beer is ok, so it's not that far of a stretch
>>671040314
>Yeah, and they're still human
>so is everyone on the planet
*clapping intensifies*
>>671039763
i've only had it 2-3 times and it was always fried, I suppose you could bake it, but its not really the kind of meal you eat for its health benefits, might as well go all out and make it right.
>>671040428
I don't know if they let alcohol for last dinners, but looks right, anyways, wouldn't the vodka ruin the steak a bit?
Maybe wine, on the other hand...
12 inch meat lovers pizza.
6 pack of strong beer.
Watch Reservoir Dogs while eating.
>>671040513
Oh thats cool. It's what I'm gonna get when i off myself. Now I just need to find someone to cook it.
>>671040314
im not talking about how easy it is to end a life, im saying it is easy to tell whether or not you shot a blank.
>>671040579
Not for health, but it just gets better cooked, and baked with potatoes and some herbs would add flavour.
>>671025631
i'm super laughing, kek
>>671040666
cooking vodka is not an easy task
>>671040428
They will if they like you.
Have you been a good prisoner? Are you going to die for something non-disgusting? If so, you will get your vodka.
Have you been making trouble? Are you a child-molester? Then you will get a bottle of piss and someone will have shat in your last meal.
>>671040604
>strong beer
Pleb.
>>671040596
I'll have the coke with the steak. The vodka and milk is for dessert.
>>671040526
Ayy lmao you don't know that everybody's human
Well done steak with ketchup amd kraft mac n cheese
>>671040771
Who says I want the vodka cooked? I need the alcohol god damnit!
2 methadone wafers on a bun
>>671038424
yes, but only if you're IN bulgary
>>671041143
Might aswell ask for american cookies now that you're at it.
>>671040903
Nah, I just killed a bunch of niggers. No kids tho. Will I get my vodka?
>>671041441
Fuck that. The deep fried banana with ice cream is enough sugar for one meal.
A plate of pot brownies and the pancakes I can eat while I watch the entire trailer park boys series
>>671041464
Yup. Prison guards know about niggers.
>>671041604
Ossum. I guess I'm fine then.
>>671039760
> finds it creepy that someone can tell a live round from a blank
Are you a fuckhead
What's creepy about knowing that one's recoil is much stronger
> but hurr durr if you know the difference you've obviously shot someone before
Fuck off back to tumblr
>>671039311
this ain't real
>>671041919
It is doe. Try to inject krokodil and pray that you didn't miss a vein.
>>671040314
> not knowing life is exactly like call of duty
> not wanting them extra points
> go back to your church faglord
LSD
Liter o cola
>>671037586
Helium is cheap because theaerocan government is selling their massive stockpiles before 2020, decreasing the cost by a huge margine. Use somethig else, we're already fucked helium wise
>>671042675
The american
Shepards pie, deep fried shrimp with sweet and sour sauce and rice, french fries with mayonnaise, chocolate cake, 3 glasses of water, 1 liter of chocolate milk and season 4 of the walking dead.
>>671038074
That blank round nonsense is an urban legend. What if the one guy with a live round missed anything vital and the prisoner is screaming his lungs out in front of the press and witnesses? That's not good for the prison system; executions are supposed to be as humane as possible, which is generally taken to mean as quick as possible.
Everyone gets live ammunition. Everyone pulls the trigger. Anything less is inviting disaster.
www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-528905.html
>nobody posts milk steak and jellybeans
>>671041816
Yes, he is a fuckhead. How could you tell?
>>671043246
zachary
>>671043246
Zoe
fag
>>671024835
savage
anyone want this done to a pic? im fkin bored and hard
>>671043246
FUCK YOU
Sincerely,
Zardoz
>>671024733
Schnitzel / Sausage with Sauerkraut, just before being hung for killing a bunch of Jews
>>671043246
Zalgo
>>671029802
So good, brate.
>>671038870
because the egg retains a small circular shape, not that it matters because look at all that fucking meat you loose.
>>671043606
Sauerkraut is fucking disgusting. I'll take the schnitzel and sausage with potatoes fried in butter though.
>>671024733
burrito suizo muthafucka.
>>671024733
lots of vodka and a cyanide pill
>>671043634
H̷̛̱͓̩͔̭ͮͦ́ͦȨ̙̙̙̝͎͔̤̽̋ ̺͚̦̲̱̜̾͗͠C̷̖͆ͮ̎̓̉͋͞Ó̴̢̘̲͓͓̝̣̤̭̰M̀̄̊̈́͌͆̇͏̙͈̤̕Ẽ̙͉̓͢S͔̥͊̌͠
>>671043246
Zeljko, since we are talking about Serbian food
Vegan chili fries
Vegan mac and cheese
Vegan creamy pasta
Vegan cheese burger
And vegan hot chocolate
>>671025866
Nope.
Your last meal has a budget and must be found in the prison kitchen, with the exception of fast food.
>>671043857
I think it's good ;~:
This
>>671044444
Nazi quints has spoken! Sauerkraut it is!
>>671044444
Well then you're a fucking asshole.
Check dem quints tho.
>>671044519
I know it's a meme but goddamn if it doesn't make me queasy to think about eating steak and jellybeans at the same time
>>671024733
Peanuts, I'm allergic
>>671044585
>>671044660
Didn't notice yet xD
>>671044808
I might try it this weekend. I just boil the steak in milk, right?
>>671043246
Zyra
>>671045166
Yeah. Boil it over hard. But you have to get the finest jelly beans, otherwise whats the point
>>671033978
you can choose to be killed either by injection or firing squad in some states
>>671045450
legend
>>671045369
Raw jelly beans, right?
>>671045509
Can't I choose hanging? -How dull :c
Guess I'd choose firing squad,
Spaghetti and meatballs
Chocolate cake and a glass of red wine
Cigarette after stuffing self
>>671045543
Yep, youre gonna love it
If I were on death row and had used all of my appeals and knew there was no chance of a pardon I'd tell them to hurry up and kill me because I wouldn't want to sit around and wait for a specific date months or years in the future. Just get it over with, you know. For a lady meal I'd just have what ever I found to be tastiest from the prison kitchen. Though I'd ask to listen to some music while eating it.
Grandma's Norwegian meatballs. Since she's not around, hopefully cooked by my mother. Actually pretty much all the staples that my family likes to have for Christmas eve dinner.
Dodo soup
>>671046436
Norwegian meatballs does not exist. In Norway they eat swedish meatballs.
Indonesian style fried rice
Us Dutch really knew what to colonize
>>671046685
if you make them in canada they're canadian meatballs you self righteous swedish cunt.
>>671046685 I know it's what my family calls them, the main difference between most swedish meatballs and these is that they have really finely ground up onion in it. Trust me, I've had other versions of the swedish meatball and they never lived up to these.
>>67104660
kek
>>671043333
>dem quads
>>671041354
Nice
>>671046935
No, swedish meatballs are different from other meatballs and uses different ingredients. There's no such thing as norwegian meatballs.
>>671047156
Nigga please, I have lived in Sweden and Norway my whole life. Norwegian meatballs is something your grandmother has made up.
>>671024733
He did it hoping that an olive tree would grow from his corpse.
>>671047501
>Norwegian meatballs is something your grandmother has made up.
Bruh I just said that, it's what my family calls them. And I am not about to stop calling them that so call the cops idgaf.
my 100th birthday cake
>>671047754
I just want to make sure that you know that your grandmother was a lying prostitute.
>>671048101
that was uncalled for, apologise to the man
Some farva beans a nice Chianti
Phphphphphp
>>671039442
Wax shot, bro
>>671048332
He shouldn't mess with swedish meatballs, man.
>>671048362
>farva
Are you retarded?
>>671035035
Kek'd softly
>>671037319
>>671033095
So it would be plausible for a prisoner in the not too distant future to have their last mean and watch the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy?
>>671044268
Gaaaaaaaaaaay
50 nutella crepes and 200 fucking ounces of redbull.
>>671042894
Everybody gets live ammunition, everybody gets told there are blanks, everybody thinks the recoil wasn't that bad, everybody's happy.
>>671048643
i don't want a large farva, I want a god damned liter of cola!
>>671024733
Your mums pussy
>>671048546 I'm american and can call foods whatever I want lil boy. What's that? I can hear the faint sound of your country getting cucked by muslims from here.
>>671049398
American, you say?
>>671046234
So now, years later, I realize that's not a shoop, it's cut-off.
>>671024733
WHERE IS THE PIN
>>671049670
yuropoor socket.
20 big pancakes with butter and syrup. fuck it, throw some wasabi in the butter and a cup of espresso. and then I'd hold it in and shit right on the table. barf too if I could. I'm dieing. my choice was a corny last line or this.
>>671034124
This, its not original
McDonald's vanilla shake and fries to dip. Good shit.
>>671026173
> cant afford 2 items at McDonald's
>>671049670
these are actually Eurofaggs
>>671035716
>john wayne
>>671034124
>>671026745
>>671025867
Not that anyone actually cares, but if you're on death row you've been allergy tested. They take pretty good care of them there. It's a mess if inmates die before they are executed, so they take a lot of precautionary steps. You wouldn't slip by them with a food allergy.
>>671024733
cyanide laced cupcake with a line of coke
>>671041604
lol
>>671044494
Lol. I'm saving this
>>671050708
Have you asked the creator for his permission first?
>>671036845
What a great idea
>>671039398
lel
>>671024733
Yo mom's pussy XD X))
If you live in a place where there is death by execution, there is no reason for it to exist.
You have guns and are committing crimes that will end in death.
If you do not defend yourself from being captured and fight to the death you are a massive pussy.
>>671024733
Why do they even let death row inmates have a last meal? Fuck them, let them have bread and water like every day before.
>>671044167
T̪͎͇̬̘͔̰͜o̥̰̱͖ͅ ̮̩̟̫̖̪i̭̣̼͔ņ̜̦̗̥v̟̰͈͟o̭̭̹̦͇̜̻k͍̜̜͙e҉͖̫ ͖̖͙̮͢t͉h̲̯͇̻e̺̦ ̮h͈̤i̪̮͇v̙̖̻͖̞͘e̢̙̩͖͚̹͕̯-͎͇m̪̹͙̻̻̗ì̺͓͍͔̮ͅṇ̹͓̤͔͍d̯̥ ̮͈̩̖̻r̻̱̼e͉̥̹͖p̥̳̟͇͡r̲̠̲̺̩̝e̻se̗̹̱͕̦͞n̵̤t̸̰̺̮̘̰i̪̫n̬̩g̵̯̬ ̬̰̠ͅc͕̝h̞͔a̪o̱̙̖̘̰s̥̪̝̙̹̬.
͏͈̲̞̙̳ͅI̶̜̯̹̠n̴̝̙͙v̖͞ok̝͕̣̮̭͖ị̪̞n͏g̴͈̭͇̳̹ ͙̻͕t̬̱͙̮̰̰͎h̯̙͝ę̘͎͕͚͕̣̘ ̘f̳̫̗͔͞e̙̼̘̖̟̤̹͡e̠͎̥̯͉̳̝͟l̷̮̤̙̙͉̻̹i̧̖̪̙̺ͅn͠g̩̳̼̝ ̨̤̙̬͈̖̝o҉̜̱͔f̹̟ͅ ̥͖̠͖͚̥c͈̰̟̹̕h̻̘̺̰a͔̮̲̙͕͓o҉̜̻̤̹̰s̯̗̯͘.̰̹̥̗̬̱
҉W̷͉i̶̤̗͇ṯ̠̫̺͞h̪̖ ̨̱̖̦̟o͍͚̯͉̞̟͢u̼̻͢t̝̗̝̙͚̲͔͟ ͙̭͍͚͓o͞r͈d͓̣̮̞e͏̲r̬̤̦̘.̴̰
͜T̗͔h͓͚̝̮̯̘̲e̠͚̮̗͕͇ͅ ̩̜͉͔͞N͏͇̮͕̳̹e̴z͚͓͇̙̤̠͖p͍͍̲̦͎̭̠e̶r͓d̞̫̘͢i͇̤̘̺ͅa̵n͏ ̛̭̰̬̩h̟͢i̧̞̼͇̞v̴̹̣̞e̯̰͓͉-̯̹͉͟m͢i͍̪͙n̫̪d̳̤͍̹͚ ̣̪̩̙͙͈̹͝o̡̬̪̯̟͙f̰͇̥͘ c̢h̡͔àọ̯̫̺̲͢s̘̟̱.̥̦̯̟͈̤̫ ̮̺̠͚͎̪ͅZ̨̦͎a̰̩̜̲̠l̯̲̫͇̫̜͠g̞̼̲̤o̶̖̼.̶͕̭̦̥̖̯
͓̝̟̻̱̺͔H̺̻̣̼͈͝e̮̥͙̗͇ ͕̭͈̪̼̪̥wh̸͕͔o ͈͙͙͇W̴͚̗ą̰ḭ̶͓̦̖̱ts ̡͍̝͇̻̥͈̯B̛͔̠̯̥̲̩͚ę͙̻hi̖͉͚̜n̢d҉̲̪͖ ̭̜ͅT̗̰͈̬̰h͓̗͚̝̼̦̀e̟͎ ̣̮̞̭̥̻Ẃ͉̮̫a̹̯̭l̮̜͙̠͢l.
ZA̫̻̱͟L̴͚̤̪͎̗̱ͅG̙͔̥͕͎O̴͈̟̮͈̬!
>>671053274
spoopy.
>>671042894
Not urban legend, happened in the last firing squad carried out in the US.
Shooters are always trained riflemen and at 20ft it'd be almost impossible to miss.
This dipshit >>671038074 is obviously wrong, there is only one person in the squad with a wax bullet. That's still four bullets going into the condemned's heart.
Some bbq ribs with chilie cheesy fries and bacon bits, mashed potatoes, corn and 3 rolls withTexas roadhouse sweet butter and a nice frosted glass of Dr.pepper
>>671039312
>Like a trained murrican.
Don't you have some refugees to tend to?
>>671050340
You can just ask for sannakji and choke to death.
Salted rosefish with potatoes
>>671044444
>stealth quints
![Zardoz-2[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/524/1456524574341.jpg "Zardoz-2[1]")
