Cringe thread. Facebook edition
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Cringe thread. Facebook edition
Dumping
Sure, I'll post.
>>671018796
>>671019242
give me more OP he sure seems like a Goldmine
>>671019413
it can't be real
This one is a ride.
>>671019894
this isn"t cringe. creepy, weird but not cringe
>>671020007
This can't be true...
>>671020301
I thought this was a cringe thread, not a YLYL.
Anyone else contributing? I'm almost out of material unless I dig into the furry folder.
These are OC from a Pathfinder meetup my mom ran... Yes my mother runs tabletop games, don't ask.
This was the guy's "miniature"
>>671020007
I don't know what the fuck to say
>>671020828
That looks like someone's halloween costume.
This fucking guy.
facebook/ibrahim.hmood
>>671020727
>my mother runs tabletop games
I have to see a pic of her, for research purposes
>>671020727
your mom's pretty okay
>>671020007
Holy fuck.
>>671021186
Is this the new "trust nobody not even yourself"?
>>671019894
yeah I didn't cringe I just immediatly started to think where the bodies are hidden
>>671021186
That's probably why he only fucks him self.
>>671021038
>Haha you're a riot
>I actually did contact the FBI.
>>671020523
>>671019546
NEKOPARA!!!
actually its a fine dojin i really liked that one
>>671021086
>>671021151
Don't have one anymore, and they're boring tabletop games. The kind where no one lets you have any fun and the rules are more important than the roleplaying aspect.
She invited me to play and I got my character killed off because I was a bard and I killed a giant spider by mounting its head and riding it off a cliff while tootling my horn, then proceeded to roll acrobatics and climb in order to scale the cliff face mid-jump.
They didn't think that was funny. My natural 20 begged to differ. Anyway, I wasn't allowed to join any more campaigns after that.
*Vomit*
>>671021018
My sides!
>>671020944
No this is the Halloween costume, she just dresses like that on random days for no reason
>>671019413
>i h8 black ppl because they scare me
fair point, mate
>>671020727
I would let your mom DM me.
>>671019546
Explain this watermark
>>671020452
Affirmative consent that the SJW's champion for. I thought it as mythical as the unicorn.
>>671020452
>>671021878
I saved it off a cringe thread last night.
>>671020863
If i saw people like that in public i would flip out. And if there were no witnesses i would get a good solid punch to each of their faces.
>>671021947
That watermark cringe
This fucking guy. I actually wanted to defend him because despite being a total creep, he actually does a lot of charity work for women's causes like ovarian cancer and petitioning to have sales tax dropped from sanitary napkins, which is pretty noble.
But I actually did a commissioned piece for him and although he paidhalf up front, he then refused to give me any more money because "the publicity would be excellent for me", and proceeded to put it up on his page without crediting me.
Douchenozzle.
>>671020944
yo source?
>>671020007
i'm a hardened old fag (been here since the fappening) and i had to look up wtf anal vore is. imagine grandpa having to try to process that shit?
>>671019413
Wow this kid is full of internal conflicts.
>>671021588
i'm trying to imagine the conversation your mother had with her friends after that.
"rosie, i really like to play with you, but your son's a god damn retard"
your mother is rosie
>>671022359
>"Why the fuck have you drawn yourself crawling up my asshole?"
>"G-grampa, you just don't understand how important this is to me. Why don't we read a story?"
>"Get the fuck away from me, you shitstain. I didn't fight in Nam for you to pull this crap."
>>671019546
She isn't neko tho...
>>671022359
"Since the fappening?"
That's really not that very long. You're a newfag, bro. Actually part of the "cancer" onslaught.
>>671020520
maybe the cringe part is the excessive use of exclamation points!!!!!!!!
>>671019894
>>671022594
Some slime vore is always ok, but why ruin it with ponies?
>>671020301
Why is it cringy?
>>671021186
Kek Brian at it again
>>671020301
fucking BASED
>cringe thread
>no julius
>>671020523
I've seen some shit in my day, anon. This right here takes the cake in the Autism field of what i've seen online. You've done it. It will be a while until something tops this. Thank you, but also fuck you. How dare you do this to us. You have mentally scared those who come on /b/ to avoid pony fags and keep away from >>>/mlp/
Why.
Why have you sinned, anon?
>>671022792
>Some slime vore
What are you, fucking gay? an hero now pls.
>>671022990
actually i feel sad for him..
Anyone know how Pamperchu's Hodgkin's Lymphoma is going? Is he dead yet?
>>671023130
>not into slime monster girls
Why do you exist? I bet you kiss girls, faggot.
>>671022841
bitch is saying "oh get ur unpure child away from my babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i guess
>>671022594
Jesus Christ. Why?
Goo/mlp/death? why?
>>671022990
That's sad bro
>>671021128
>bunny on the bottom is autistic
Kinda funny the artist described his OC character with his traits.
>>671023059
is this real
>>671019691
Ohhh, young betas and love
>>671023225
>not into slime monster girls
give me some pics, i might change my mind
>>671021019
God dammit
>>671022800
Cash fucking money nigga.
>>671023343
fucking kek
>>671023013
Its not cringe lel
>>671022359
>the fappening
>oldfag
I know people always try to seem older than eachother but nigga please
>>671023013
SAVED THE THUMBNAIL
No one posted this yet?
Alright then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
>>671022792
I'm big into vore but I just cringed.
>>671023483
>>671022594
>good guro
>ruined on ponies
fuck my fetish life
>>671019413
Future lone gunman.
>>671023483
I got a few around the folders, gotta dig them out.
>>671022414
You're an idiot, that's clearly shooped.
>>671023483
3
>>671022359
Fappening only a year ago. You're still very much a newfag. You emit cancer
>>671022908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vesfm2wVaI8
>>671021906
>don't call her that
the autism is off the charts
>>671023483
4
>>671022908
is this the one where the guy used an actual human skeleton as a structural base for his doll? Or am I thinking of a different person
>>671023483
5
>>671023931
the guy stalking him seems upset
>>671022990
Fuck you man, julius is our hero. Hes in a better place now...
>>671023860
Not even posting cute ones.
>>671023483
>>671022359
>hardened old fag
>(been here since the fappening)
>>671024186
is that moot
>>671023931
Oh, so that's where moot went. He's just like a bridge troll for Hot Topic. You have to pay a toll to buy Pony based merchandise. He is literally just breeding Autism now?
>>671022639
>>671023582
>>671023943
shit got me replies though, didn't it you dumb faggots? that's all a guy can hope for when he casts his bait, replies.
>>671022990
dude, i would have went there. even if the party is shit, if someone offers me free food, i'm there.
>>671023483
6
>>671020301
>Do the right thing and move or euthanize him!!!
my sides
>>671023483
7
>>671024257
Nigger detected
>>671024003
better music than miley cyrus
>>671023483
Medusa is fine,too.
>>671023059
quite literally no one in this photo is dressed for a funeral
and everyone looks like they know whose fault it is
>>671023770
>>671023860
>>671023936
>>671024022
>>671024129
>>671024195
>>671024205
>>671024263
>>671024311
changed my mind, these are pretty hot. ty man
>>671024003
Is it the legendary Watermelon smasher? Some say he can smash even the strongest Melons with his skill. Others say he balanced them on his head and cuts them with his mind powers.
>>671024544
your welcome for the 1 pic i contributed :)
>>671022990
that's just sad
>>671021019
what is up with his FUCKING CHEST
>>671020863
That japanese isn't even correct.
Fuck
>>671024003
Holy shit a talking balloon.
>>671024508
Very fine.
>>671024257
My brethren.
I cannot turn down a free meal. I've gone on some terrible dates just because someone offered to pay for my meal. Some cringeworthy dudes, too.
This one thought I was a chick, I told him I was a dude, he goes "O-oh, okay... um... do you still wanna go on a date?"
So I got free Denny's out of that. Always carry a knife on those dates though. I swear, my love for food will be my downfall. I'd probably go to zombie Hitler's place for soft pretzels and pizza if he offered.
>>671020301
I would never actually say that to someone raising a retarded kid, but I do have to agree with whoever typed that
>>671023277
kek'd and chek'd
>>671024646
that one was pretty hot, ty :^)
>>671022990
jesus this is the only time i've felt sad for a nigger
>>671024677
So you'll suck cock for some food? Are you poor?
>>671024677
>the honest merchant bottom left
Every time.
>>671022908
dem titties
>>671023184
I want to know as well, I fucking hope so.
>>671024677
We must learn, practice, and execute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jknPgZYLzp4
>>671022908
Just to clarify... that guy is actually marred. His wife is jaded as fuck towards the idea of it being weird apparently.
>>671023059
does that coffin have fucking hatchetgear logo on it?
JUGGALO FUNERAL
>>671019413
>i h8 black ppl
hes cool
>>671024827
Yes, I am actually poor, but I didn't suck cock nor would I.
It was just this really cringey beta guy and he wanted to go on a date, so I let him take me on a date. Got a free Grand Slam. Then he dropped me off and I blocked his number in my phone. Never saw him again. Poor guy. Fucked up his sexuality and robbed him of a meal.
Course, that was like four years ago. Jesus, time flies.
>>671022639
oh shit he's real! fappening is extremely newfag, but to be fair I had to google Vore too and I've been here since like 2010
>>671023059
No fucking way
>>671021186
Coinboy got super creepy
>>671020301
>wild animal kid
>>671025220
I'm a veteran of /d/. That's old hat. I'm not proud of knowing what it is.
>>671019413
We'd be friends in a heartbeat
>>671025398
Is that Brianna Wu, or whatever his real name is?
>>671023346
Juggalo funeral is real. Not sure about the gangsta baby. no connection between the two though.
>>671021078
One of the saddest images I have ever seen.
>>671019456
Their teacher. Their fucking teacher did this.
I'm really glad that the artist explains that that is a pussy. Otherwise I wold have no idea what the fuck it was.
>>671022990
I came here to cringe not for feels
>>671020523
Nice
Okay now I'm finally out.
>>671023931
socks and sandals
>>671026186
The real cringe is that her name is Amethyst.
>>671019815
The Fuck.
>>671026376
i don't know which one is the cringest
>>671023059
Fake?
>>671022990
Not a feels thread but pic is still related. >>671023166
>>671023298
>>671024192
>>671024256
>unintentionally adding to the cringe
>>671025850
damn dat goat tho
>>671019413
>I hate black people because they scare me
Fucking kek
>>671019815
>give me all of them
nevergofullretard.png
>>671022359
Wow the fappening? I wish I was an oldfag like you.
>>671020301
I would legitimately kill the author of this note if I saw her leaving it on someone's door.
>>671026599
now this is cringe
>>671023059
These people deserve to die.
>>671023716
y tho
>>671024256
Meta as fuck. Its like cringeception. You belong in this thread my friend.
>>671026583
Part 2
>>671024256
>gets called out
LOL I baiteded you all. Tricked u!
>>671027061
Part 3
>>671024003
>>671024003
Dafuq did i just watch
>>671020301
retarded childrens are dreadful, no cringe here
>>671025535
That's a nice butt tbh :3
>>671022927
Damn brian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs
>>671020828
>Blood on the Dancefloor T-shirt
mfw
>>671022990
Fuck you, Julius is a fucking amazing man.
>>671024650
Pectus excavatum, I have it and it sucks, been swimming since 14 to avoid looking like someone ripped my fucking heart out.
>>671021906
Were is that bitch from anyways?
>>671027419
Evangelion.
>>671020007
Fake and extremely gay but still lol
>>671027324
eyy here too. found out its a bit more common than i thought. not super common, but i know a few people who have it too
>>671024677
youre my hero
>>671022359
this is bait
>>671019691
We have a winner
>>671018796
>>/mlp/
>>671019546
Yo, anyone got her name?
>>671027593
Yeah, and for a deformity its pretty tame, thought that 5 % lower life expectancy scares me more than it should.
Going to a doctor's appointment in 2 hours to check mi hadouken-ed chest
>>671027240
FTFY
>>671021018
Topkek
>>671024650
Sucking your gut to hide the fact that you're chubby for so long, that when you do lose the weight, you still instinctively suck in
>>671022956
What does based mean, Inb4 newfag hrrr
>>671028324
top zozzle
http://youtu.be/_6A5hxcqEkw
The cringe
>>671027061
paper bag as fuck
>>671019413
Not cringe, that kid is cool
>>671022908
me so funny
>>671027173
Retarded "childrens"? Buddy, you ARE retarded "childrens"
>>671021798
holy fucking shit. i'd like to hear the other guy tell the story from his point of view
>>671020944
Did anyone think this was a panda spouting water? Maybe some weird way to propose to each other
>>671022990
Seems like a genuine nice dude. Hope his life got better.
>>671020863
Goddam, this shit hurt my eyes for trying to make sense of it
>>671019894
His cut up legs concern me.
should I give you fags a bunch of kiks of some furry fags. they post it in some playstation community.
>>671020727
Honestly fuck these NEET autistic man children.
I played magic competively for 2 years(was good at it). And the main fucking turn of wasnt the game itself it was watching 23yr old men bicker and act like fucking kids, have really bad attitude complexes.
So now I just printed out a bunch of vintage decks. My friends come over and its actually fun.
>>671021702
Fucked in the head.
>>671028262
nice. mine's fairly tame, only about an inch and a half in or so. still pretty obvious, but i dont think it did anything to my lungs. though i do have athsma so im still screwed either way
>>671020944
Oh my god
>>671027280
I... I think I don't remember my name anymore... that was powerful autism
>>671026592
The picture and the facebook posts are not related. However the baby juggalo funeral is real, and the parents are legit fucktards. Baby died of some gray area neglectfulness that only educated parents may have avoided. Nothing to do with guns.
>>671022990
The feels is real
>>671024552
The middle guy looks exactly like Prince Goro
Probs fake but gold
>>671022908
Fake. His wife and kids are in about 100 of the pics he has posted. They all feel its normal
Lurk more cancer
>>671023931
>socks and saddles
> meme shirt
> skellington fedora
>mlp
>even number cringe items
> all cringe cancels out
>0/10, not cringe
>>671022550
>nam
>grandfather
how old are you friend?
>>671020301
in their defense whaling is illegal, whether or not you are a retard
>>671019456
furries need to be put down
>>671020944
>>671024677
>>671025187
One napalm strike and the world would be a better place
>>671022639
>>671023582
>>671023943
>>671024212
>>671026831
>making fun of someone for being new
>not understanding bait
holy shit its new in here ...and ive only been here since the fupaning
>>671019456
>lab instructor
kek
>>671030587
Still trying to defend yourself?
>>671030632
This man has a serious case of drawing dating advice from the Big Band Theory.
>>671030632
yeah. that gets every female out there. i'll just kill myself right now
>>671026376
Both of those people need a smack
>>671020944
I just fucking gagged
>>671026599
This isn't cringe, stupid. /b/ did a damn good job. Poor Julius....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJySwZxtqUY
Autist has a thing for fire alarms
>>671022359
Lol new fag I've been here since 1873
>>671029913
kek welcome to the world of acting where you're cast as the character you fit the most
>>671022359
The fappening wasn't that long ago...
>>671031133
how does he know that attack destroys the world
how many planets has he tested it on
>>671020007
and always depicted as anime because anime culture is cancer
These suits can't be comfortable to wear.
>>671027280
kek
God is dead
>>671028976
Childrens is correct though, it's like peoples, uncommon but correct
Also why are you so butthurt?
>>671019456
Damm now Five Nights at Freddys will be even scarier remembering this thing
>>671020863
Something's just died inside me.
Something...
>>671019413
The cringe is the few potatoes that think this is real.
>>671030021
>she has a penis
>>671020944
Don't mind me. Just high as fuck right now
>>671028324
sides are in orbit
>>671026857
Don't cut yourself on that edge faggot.
>>671019894
>>671022273
Nows your chance for recognition anon. Let's see the masterpiece you did for him.
>>671022562
Think he's talking about the game he was playing.
>>671032619
It's gone. Lemme see if I can pull it off his deviantart.
>>671028262
>>671029669
Hey my brother had that shit he went and got surgery to have a metal bar place in his chest that slowly pushes the dent out of your chest, just two small incisions bar is in you sit in the hospital for a bit live life for like 2-3 years and when the dent is leveled you go back and they take the bar out. He said he never even knew the bar was in.
>>671025187
Time flies when you're a faggot
>>671030431
lel
>>671031133
Checked
George is power. George is fear.
>>671032714
Naw, his deviantart is gone. It was a fairly good piece, I drew the lower half of a chick taking off her panties with the bloody pad in it.
>>671028211
The character is Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann
>>671032784
underrated post
>>671031972
I think he was just commenting on how retarded it is for someone who's clearly retarded himself to be commenting on retards?
>>671030347
Not the anon you were talking to, but my grandpa fought in Vietnam, and I'm 20.
>>671033245
underrated posts fly under the good radar when you're a faggot
>>671020863
I am so glad I can't understand this.
>>671031943
Ah, the lust penis... Truly, one of the lowest points of our species.
http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
I miss the shark girls.
>>671023931
>>671025535
>>671021710
sounds like a decent fellow after all
>>671024249
lost
and this isn't even a ylyl
>>671020301
Anon... Even though this probably the worst thing ive seen since a Bull Mastiff raped a Jack Russell... I salute you ..
>>671020452
Jesus fucking Christ all mighty
>>671022800
why the fuck do they tolerate this shit. we would laughing our ass off until he would put it away ashamed
>>671020007
>wants to come out as an "anal vore enthusiast" to everyone
>creates new deviantart account to tell story
Hate to ruin the party but this is probably fake. Still kek though
>>671024677
Imagine being on that balcony with a machine gun raining hell on those faggots.
>>671034902
>>671029913
Kek
>>671020301
That's not cringe. It's fucking rage. I hate people who abuses exclamation marks like that.
>>671019413
This
Lost to every sentence
>>671035075
Which one were you, faggot?
>>671035152
I know RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
>>671022594
>mfw there is such a thing as a "goo" fetish..
Fuck you degenerate neckbearded faggots
>>671028211
http://myanimelist.net/character/2063/Yoko_Littner
>>671035290
All of them
>>671019456
>lab instructor
>After browsing this thread
>>671019894
This ain't cringe, more spooky
bump?
>>671020007
Holy shit, this can't be real
>>671024677
>"O-oh, okay... um... do you still wanna go on a date?"
Fuckin lol'd
>>671019691
You can hear the tears pitter-pattering against his keyboard.
