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You must post in this thread or you will have a heart attack TONIGHT. Keep scrolling toughguy, we'll see how tough you are when you're crying for your mother in the back of an ambulance.
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er, just in case
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>>671017013
All right ill bite
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O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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s'up
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Bülshit
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sauce on pic
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>>671017013
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Hi.
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pls no heart attack op
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glub
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Man OP, being a faggot as always.
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Nu Pl0x
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no plz
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>>671017013
I really want to die...
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ow the edge
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Halp
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Just to be safe
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>>671017013
k
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>>671017013
fine
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Thank you
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fuck
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>>671017013
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Ugh dick.
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bump
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k
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Now that I am safe I am eating a stick of butter.. God bless america
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Nigger
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>>671017013
Sure. Whatever. Take my reply
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>>671017013
kk
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>>671017013
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I am immune to this thanks to the helicopter penis pirate and immunity cat
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Eat me out lyk a cunt
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>inb4 retard
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>>671018196
Anneliese Michel, famous exorcism 'victim'.
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Fuuuufufuufufufuuuuu Bob Saget!!!!!
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sure
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fak
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you never know
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Meme
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fku
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No thank you
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>>671017013
I hate your soul.
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Filthy frank lives forever
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Nigga
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Oko
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Nope
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Shit's probably fake but I ain't risking that nigga
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Omgno
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K
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I'm pooping. And I'm not even on the toilet.
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>>671017013
text
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what
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Fucker
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my gf to keep the doctor away
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>>671019274
wat?
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>>671017013
lel
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butthole
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dick
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NOPE.
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fak
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>>671019177

checked
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Fucking cunt
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fs
>>671017013
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>>671019599

and checked
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vaginapenis
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check 'em
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Well, screw you OP but I have to.
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If dubs, op gets everybodys heart attacks
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john madden
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Paranoia
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Niggers. There safe
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Welp.
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>>671017013
Eat shit
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I'm not scared bitch
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Fuck
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jews did isis
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I'm safe now
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shit nigga
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Ok.
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Tell my GF I love her.
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Motherfucker im a faggot
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>>671017013
Just gonna stop by for a sec
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okey
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hi
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>>671017013
fug
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>>671017013

eat a dick
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Better safe than pregnant
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epic meme
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fuck you
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>>671017013
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>>671017013

no
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bamp
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post
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sage in all fields.
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i luv u
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>>671019337
Nice
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>>671017013
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 ▲
▲ ▲
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Oh my god, I'm so fucking scared boi
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PEPE IS LOVE PEPE IS LIVE
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
PEPE IS LOVE PEPE IS LIVE
EARLY WORM GETS THE BIRD
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you're mean ;-;
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I have a recipe for a placenta omlette.
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Faggot
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Hell na bampin
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wtf
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>>671020779
cheers fam
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k
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plz no
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okay
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fine
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>>671017013
there I posted, op you're a faggot
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>>671017013
is i no die now?
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K
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>>671018889
So close to quads
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Darn
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Bomp
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>>671017013
Nice
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>>671017013

dick
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skdkkdkdk
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>>671017013
d
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>>671017013
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I have heart problems, fuck you
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>>671017013
bump
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just in case immunity cat fails.
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ok
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oihu
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>>671017013
U got me
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Wai waiiiiiii
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Better safe than sowwy
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OK
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>>671017013
mmmmmm
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>>671017013
nice bait
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>>671017013
>>
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well then
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plz
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ok just replying so i dont die
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Hdhdb
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B8 m8
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Fine
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>>671017013
just in case
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>>671017013
I'm getting laid tonight so better post for good measure
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>>671017013
>u must post in this thread or you
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>>671017013
ok
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Fuck
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Okay then
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>>671017013
plz
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>>671020686
BASTET :)
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i dns wnat to di.......
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>>671017013
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>>671017013
post
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ayy lmao
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>>671021504
ok
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>>671018218
lelelelelele
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>>671017013
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pls no
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Lolsafe
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Hh
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Hhhh
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dammit
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>>671017013
you're a wanker m8... but just in case
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>>671017013
I like bananas
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just in case
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Sh, shut up faggit
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>>671017013
kek
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>>671017013
ok ok i'll post
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>>671017013
plz no
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bnasdesad
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>>671022222
Checked
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Immunity Cat says fuck you, OP.
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>>671017013
Safety post
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bnasdesad a
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Hhhhhhhhhhh
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>>671017013
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
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>>671017013
fuck u
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because scared
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wtf did you just say to me you little bitch
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>>671017013
Allahu ahkbaaaaaaaaaaaar
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Just in case
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>>671017013
Get in here /b/oys! We need to stay alive and keep anonymous at full force!! xD
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remember OP, down the road, not across the street
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>>671017013
Peeking in.
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i'm already dead
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>>671017013
hmkay.. just to be sure
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>>671017013
no i wont
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Why is op fag?
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Yaro
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Cliymmforis
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o shit
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sleep tight egger
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DNt risk
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Wtf
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That shit aint funny man
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Quadruple bypass
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>>671022755
Defiant dubs
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I ain't taking no risks, fuck you op
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noty
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>>671017013
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>>671017013
fag
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Nigger
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-_-
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i replied allright
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>>671017013
Jokes on you, I've got immunity cat
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op is a faggot
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Just in case, never too sure
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2Edgy4Me
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I'm afraid of heart attacks
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The game
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I like to have a dick in my mouth.
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>>671017013
k
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>>671022952
So you are taking risks? But you posted in this thread. Make up your mind anon.
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I ain't riskin that shit nigga
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>>671017013
Can I still have the heart attack? Things haven't been going so good lately.
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i,gkdfn
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K
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>>671017013
If trips while i'm fapping it happens.
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>>671017013
nio plz
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just in case, you never know
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OOO BOIII
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>>671017013
kek
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G
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shit! im already obese, only 24 i dont need a heart attack yet
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>>671017013

sleep tight kekkers
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pls no
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>>671017013
Just in case
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ok
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>>671017013
I no want bunga bunga in asshole!
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OP pls
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Oright
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no plz
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>>671023151
>671023151
taking the risk(bigger risk) would be not to post
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Dim sum, where'd ya find this?
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Immunity cat is here to protect us
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>>671017013
eat shit you fucking nigger
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>>671017013
I won' be bullied into conforming. Ill take my chances on my own thank you
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aye
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>>671017013
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pretty sure ops telling the truth so posting too
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>>671017013
Faggotry as usual but I guess I'll bite.
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Here
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Done, should be ok now.
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>>671017013
Roll
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Just in case
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Sure
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>>671017013
post
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SAGE IN ALL FIELDS
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Ok OP
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Fuck off
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>>671017013
posting....
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oh shi
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Son of a biscuit
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eh
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>>671017013
fuck you
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>>671017013
čžćšđčćžčćžšđ
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>>671017013
fuuuuuuuuk
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>>671017013
This somehow might be real. So just in case
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>>671017013
Posting roasting and boasting
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Shit is night
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damn daniel back at it again with the creepy shit
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>>671017013
im not risking it
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fuck
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wanker
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Oh darn
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Plz no i have cardiophobia
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>>671017013
my heart stopped beating years ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKmxBltEm8I
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you are a wizard arent you
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Ok
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not risking bro
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>>671017013
gggggggggggggggrgdafegad
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just in case ;)
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>>671017013
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>>671023578
Read his post again
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why tho
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I am a swineherder
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just in case
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thank you for your service
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Posting just to be sure
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Shit, I have an acute fear of CapsLk
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fuck you
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>damn
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>>671017013
not risking
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>>671017013
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not taking the risk
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Sup
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>>671024334
SAUCE
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Niggers
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>>671017013
fuck off
this is facebook tier shit

posting just in case though
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>>671024334
name?
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Sup m8
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>>671017013
pls no
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