s/hark thread
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>>671010055
Artist sauce? I can't decipher the signature
>>671010360
kittydee
on FA
>>671011246
Thanks
>>671011496
Anatomincally speaking, there is no way the penis would be that large. The female of the species just simply could not take that.... she needs other organs inside and that thing is clearly as long as the little cats entire torso. Assuming the female horse is the same size...where the fuck does that go ?
>>671011835
>asking hard questions
shh, furries don't like hard questions
>>671011971
its not even a hard question. I just dont get how anyone can draw that and go "yeah that makes sense". Its one thing to draw a non-existant species, but you cant even give them a viable means to reproduce with ?
>>671012289
but that would require for them to reduce the size of penis
and the overcompensating furfaggotry wouldn't work
because yeah, that's how usually furfags work
>>671011835
I think I see two penises in the image, so who cares about the female?
>>671012904
because of the biological imperitive of reproduction in the majority of the species. It has to have some way to propigate.
>>671012624
I guess i dont get the fascination with a 20" penis. Seems like it would be unweildy and hard to use.
>>671013101
>I guess i dont get the fascination with a 20" penis
neither do I
but overcompensating furries with low self esteem and a complex with the size of their cocks do
>disclaimer: despite having low self esteem and a small complex with the size of my cock, I am NOT an overcompensating guy
>>671013573
Id wager cock size is not the main limitation for the majority of males that are furries. Id also wager it never even gets to the point where that is an issue.
>>671013573
or you know most gays like big dicks since its a gay picture
>>671013808
that's a point
>>671013807
yeah, true
maybe
perhaps
nicepic
>>671013808
Big dicks are gross and only at autists like horses
>>671011835
Why would the female horse have to be the same size? They could just be 'regular' horses.
>>671015206
because it would then most likely not be compatable on a chromosomal level ?
>>671015420
Most likely? Maybe. You can't say for sure though. You're just assuming it makes no sense in the completely made up world it's a part of. These are fantasy creatures, why would you choose to draw the line there? It's just asinine.
>>671015598
because the way they are constructed, anatomically closely paralelling humans and the roles they have been cast in since the 1930's have lended them to being veiwed simply as humans with more animal-like appearances. I prefer a more logic driven ideal rather than fantasy. It's also why i dislike incompatable hybrids like cat/foxes or other weirdness. Also not a fan of the neon colourations that became popular a few years ago in the furry fandom.
Spiderman incoming
>>671015918
Then just say that you have a favorite furry canon, not that it isn't "logical". Less fantastical, I could give you that. Less logical though? No. Most of the logic would come out in the explanation of the things, which isn't typically provided because they're just porn pictures.
>>671016290
Wow dude that's not the color of the sky get fucked
>>671016565
She's inside a studio and it's a painted backdrop nerdddd
>>671016643
>A shark inside
There's not even any water faggot
that's what I meant when I said "don't ask hard questions"
>>671016728
She's actually a mannequin and a prop in a beer commercial you dork.
Where is the most popular shark milady
see what you've done?
>>671016850
I masturbated to a mannequin
>>671017149
At least you don't have mannequins masturbating to you. Then you'd have real problems.
>>671017248
More like that! Dom female furries x human is the hottest
>>671017432
Even gross stuff?
i had to yell at people today and i did not like it
>>671018065
So picky.
>>671018336
I bet you liked it a little bit.
kaybe I didn't know you were also into grills
>>671018676
Only a tiny bit because I made at least two third wave feminists in my class cry
>>671018828
The grills are into me.
>>671018877
Why were you yelling in a class of all places?
>>671019087
we were cooking for my foods class and they weren't doing anything to contribute and when I asked them to do something they pretty much scoffed at me and told me to fuck off, so I yelled at them.
>>671019302
It sounds like you overreacted a little bit. I don't think you HAD to yell at them there.
>>671019452
that's not the entire story, just a condensed tl;dr
>>671019586
You should work on the tl;dr so that you don't come off as a crazy hot-head.
>>671019802
i was in a pretty bad mood before it happened, so i guess that contributed a lot
>>671018828
barry, you fuck
>>671020150
THAT'S ME
>>671020147
Was it full-on yelling, or just bitching?
>>671020331
just bitching and fighting with words
>>671020510
Don't phrase it as yelling then, it makes you sound like a crazy asshole yelling in a pointless cooking class.
>>671020710
anyone who actually knows me, knows that i don't like to be the asshole, but i admit i was in the class and i felt like i had to be. they were getting marked for their performance and i got them to shift into gear, so i did them a favour
>>671020920
That's fine, I'm sure they're cunts. Bitching at cunts doesn't really make you an asshole.
>>671021126
yeah, i guess so.
i still got in trouble for it, though. only detention that i'm not even going to so whatever, it was just another day
yum
>>671021335
Is this high school? Yeah, you overreacted, in that case.
>>671021638
yeah it is high school
i don't feel like i overreacted
>>671021805
If you got so mad in a high school cooking class that they gave you detention, you probably overreacted.
Wait Zaryss if you're still in hs, how the fuck do you do all the traveling that you do to Korea and China
>>671022174
Family probably.
>>671022002
i'm pretty sure that i'm just not in the teacher's favour or something. i wasn't super loud or disrupted anyone else until the girls started to cry, then the teacher got involved, everyone kinda turned to it and the girls probably gave her a half-assed story but i can never be sure what they told her
>>671022174
first time to korea: spent money i'd had saved and gathered interest on for most of my childhood
second time to korea (with a week in HK): friend i met the year prior in Korea paid for my flight
>>671022470
You should have just gone to the teacher in the first place.
>>671022470
Paid for your flight? That's a little weird.
>>671022582
yeah. also i only did it during summer break but now that i'm not going to be in HS anymore after this year.
i'm not sure if i'm going back or not this year
>>671022687
i didn't feel like it was necessary to get the teacher
you can say it's weird, but i had a great time
>>671021335
>Getting visibly mad
Control yourself faggot. Hot anger gets you in trouble and makes you look stupid, cold anger lets you tear down your opponents brick by brick while you are unaffected
>>671022928
i feel unaffected regardless, i got detention and that's worth nothing to me, i've never gone to detention after i've been given it
>>671023163
If you got angry enough for detention you were obviously affected lol
>>671023311
i was upset at the girls and for yelling at them or maybe if they told the teacher something different than what happened, i was given detention. i don't see myself being affected by this in anything but the short-run which doesn't really mean anything
but at least it's the weekend now and i can relax
>>671022831
You're right, I can say that it's weird.
>>671022928
Cold anger is just as dumb as hot anger in the context of a high school cooking class.
>>671023713
great observation, buddy
You around draka?
>>671023785
I was put on this earth to observe, after all.
>>671023997
you're doing a great job
>>671023573
You were YELLING. You were OBVIOUSLY AFFECTED. I don't mean that you'll get in trouble I mean you fucking lost control of your emotions.
>>671024036
Kill yourself
>>671024147
see >>671020510
and >>671020920
'twas just bitching and i was helping them
also yelling isn't losing control of emotion, going crazy and hitting people, destroying stuff or anything among those lines is losing control.
>>671024324
Finally
>>671024404
Yelling is absolutely losing control of your emotions
>>671024600
then you've not actually seen someone lose control of their emotions and have been lied to your entire life
>>671024057
Thank you. I'd like to think so too.
>>671024404
Okay, I don't really care that you bitched at them, but don't try to spin it like you were helping them. It makes you seem pretty self-righteous. Yelling could also be losing control, losing control is a pretty broad term.
>>671024600
Not necessarily, but it could be.
>>671024722
well I mean, they're probably not going to fail the assignment now so I guess it's whatever
I know I was in control of my emotions during the time because if I wasn't I'd probably be in a lot more trouble than detention
>>671025330
It doesn't matter if they're going to fail now or not, you didn't do it out of the kindness of your heart you did it because they were pissing you the fuck off. And that's fine. Don't misattribute it though.
>>671025577
i know i didn't do it out of the kindness in my heart, that's reserved for people i care about
but you're right, i did make it sound like i had the moral high ground
Tits in celebration of drakas suicide
>>671025775
What were you cooking anyway?
>>671026008
a desert-styled granola that you can eat alone and put on ice cream or something, it's pretty nice.
>>671026230
Dessert granola is pretty good. Much better than desert granola.
>>671026763
oops
spelled it wrong
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>>671028326
poor butt
