pick 1 >suicide is not an option
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pick 1
>suicide is not an option
Barely Gay all day
>>671009364
>not wanting to have sex with trapchan
normies get out
Bailey ofcourse
>>671009364
one on the right, kinda looks like someone i know
i mean i know he's got a dick but if i close my eyes i reckon i could get through it
b-but im not a faggot though right?
>>671009364
>suicide is not an option
well i guess i'm going with the trap on the left...
>>671009364
Pick 1 to jizz all over? I've got enough that I can do both though.
>>671009504
>2016
>still thinking spooky black is relevant enough to even use as a reaction pic
wud eat ms piggys trough for days
>>671009364
"pick 1" OK I pick 1.
>>671009364
Left for fucking and right for smoking/hanging out with tbh
>>671009704
kill urself
>>671009364
Amy Schumer obviously. She is gorgeous, sexy as hell, funny as fuck, and also not a man.
>>671009905
>funny as fuck
obvious femanon is obvious
I know the left one is Bailey Jay, but who's the one on the right?
>>671009905
Bj all day everyday.
>>671009364
Left.
Right has been with way too many black guys.
>>671009364
Bailey, not even a hard decision.
>>671009364
How that pic happened?
>>671009364
Bailey obviously
>>671010187
Nope. Im a dude. Just love me a thick blonde nerdy slut
>>671011045
They have both been with plenty of black guys
I want to say I'd fuck Amy Schumer, but the truth is that there are better looking girls at my job that I've refused to fuck. I guess it's just the celebrity status that makes her seem somewhat desirable.
>>671009905
I thought girl in the right was that Freeman lady.
My hand
why does everyone think Amy's funny?
I would have both . Any noods of the right one?
>>671009580
You're not a fag as long as they cover their penis with their hand.
>>671011341
That's Amy Schumer. She's a comedian/actress/sex symbol
>>671009364
i choose the left most cabinet, hoping for either cram of wheat or coco powder
>>671009364
Would squeeze my rock hard pulsating erection hard and deep into the faggots rectum. He's really retry and looks like a woman. Then would make him sick me off to completion and blow a thick creamy glop of spunk all over his face
>inb4 homo. I'm not gay
>>671011444
Shes not funny, people enjoy her ironically.
>>671011444
Because she is... get over your autism/homosexuality
>>671011444
because the americucks are waking up and they don't know shit about anything.
>>671011566
Gay homo
if i line them up i can shoot both with one bullet
>>671011536
>sex symbol
amy, pls
I guess i would fuck both of them.
Pls don't judge me.
>>671009364
Bailey in my ass, me in Amy's.
>>671011650
She is. And I am not Amy, I'm a 34 year old guy from TN, jackass
>>671011650
more like a cautionary tale for not getting too drunk around ham beasts
>>671011634
Fuck you. It's all about aesthetics and the taboo nature of fuckinga woman who is actually a man with a dick
>>671011812
amy, cmon, who're you trying to convince?
>>671011650
ultra faggot
>>671011970
amy, stop
>>671009364
I would pick whoever that sexy beast of a woman on the right is
>>671011888
>woman
>man with a dick
pick one faggot. get off /b cancer
>>671011566
>>671011888
Check my dubs, check my trips. I wanna shove my dick in between Bailey's BJ lips
>>671012102
it's nick swardson in drag
>>671010190
Amy shumer she's a comedian
>>671012166
I'm on a fucking roll here. Dubs speak the truth, Bailey Jay is the only viable option
>>671009364
Left. Easy.
>>671012242
cannot unsee
>>671012411
Your repeating digits mean nothing, you are still a subhuman faggot.
>>671012317
news to me
>>671011284
I haven't seen left with any black guys. Just white dudes
Bailey, we could first spend some time jacking each other off to Boxxy pics and then get down to business.
>>671009364
Cutie on left. I'd rather his deck than bestiality. Oink oink.
ITT: Faggots.
>>671012569
My nigga
left
>>671012479
Y U mad doe? You sound like a right gay faggot cuck
>>671009364
The one behind baily jay
>>671009364
I'd gladly fuck both at the same time. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.
>>671012242
they look nothing alike
>>671012859
>>671012748
Damn. Haven't seen those pictures in years.
>>671009364
I pick 1 because there is no other option displayed in the post.
>pick 1
>>671012756
No, I sound like someone sick and tired of all these disgusting fucking trap threads and pissed off at what my /b/ has become in the last few years. I can't pull up this board without seeing like seven "Trap Bread" "Boi Pussy" or "Rate my feminine penis" threads. For fuck's sake, get your own board already.
>>671012748
does bailey have a vagoina now?
>>671013280
Yeah, they grew one for her in a cloning lab.
We really need to get Hiroshimoot to make a /closet/ board for all the trap lovers that infest this place.
>>671013421
>Yeah, they grew one for him in a cloning lab.
Fixed that for you fam.
Suicide is always an option
>>671013528
HERE HERE
>>671012836
this.
this everytime.
>>671009364
Baily has never to my knowledge raped somebody then pretended to be the victim so I choose the one that looks less like a porcine rapist.
>>671009364
Left for sure. I'm more shocked that those two people have been in the same room. What the fuck was the context for a party where a gross tranny and Bailey Jay were both on the list?
Definitely both
>>671013253
>my /b/ is ruined
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671013715
>every joke a comedian tells must be true
you're using feminist logic there
>>671013760
>Gross tranny and Bailey Jay
Seriously? Bailey IS a gross tranny, Amy is a gorgeous actual WOMAN
>>671013253
newfag
>>671013881
/b/ has been ruined by this kind of fucking autistic cancer. GTFO
>>671009364
Why not both? Bailey and nut in her ass. Then once i recooped I would breed Amy and fall asleep with her.
>>671013972
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671012565
Oh Bailey has been blacked many times
>>671009364
Amy, at least she doesn't have a cock and will laugh at my shitty jokes
>>671014019
>her
Kekarooooooo!!!!
>>671009364
how did this even happen
>>671013942
>newfag
>I've been coming here since '06
Moron.
>mfw /b/ referring to linetrap as bailey jay
My, how the mighty have fallen.
>>671009364
That's a porn I would love to see.
>>671014285
>mfw
>no image
My, how the newfags swarm in
I've jerked off to Bailey Jay so many times. Hands down I would go with the left.
>>671009364
>not brutally facefucking baily jay before making her asshole bleed in front of her pencil dicked faggot bf
theres no good hardcore of baily jay. that trans500 dude with the tubesteak dick needs to get ahold of /b/s first trap.
>>671013914
She like for fuckin sure has a dick.
>>671013892
>A joke can be something told in ernest over and over and confirmed as a fact by the teller multiple times.
She did it, she admitted doing it, of coarse she did it it is exactly the sort of thing she would do.
>>671014365
Newsflash: Not every joke on /b/ is real.
>>671011308
Pretty much this.
She's not attractive at all but who wouldn't want so say they banged a movie star.
Bailey Jay
>Have great trap sex
>will probably film it
>get loads of money
Amy Schumer
>probably won't shut up during sex
>go on to tell mediocre jokes about how lame I am at it and how she slept with uglier guys who were better
Def Bailey
>>671014499
The faggot autism here... just incredible. There is NO justification for being a subhuman trap fag.
>>671009364
Why choose fuck Amy while being pegged by Bailey
>>671013914
>Amy
>gorgeous
>>671014222
>4chan started in '07
newfag
>>671014629
I'm on /b/
That's justification enough.
Plus Bailey is prettier
>>671014391
can a woman even rape a man? unless she force fed him viagra i dont see how?
>>671012102
Well you got the beast part right.
>>671009655
What a fucking faggot you are.
>>671014815
>virgin
>>671009364
bailey gay for bailey jay
The one with a vagina
>>671009364
i think baily is the only trap that is actually a girl
>>671014892
That.... thing... is disgusting. Amy is gorgeous.
>>671013553
>for him
Yeah that's more like it
>>671009364
Don't care. Whatever happens you're fucking a jew.
>>671015087
>lying about how "good" she looks to make yourself feel better.
is that amy schumer?
>>671015374
your a fucking jew
>>671015504
>giving a negative opinion on a hot chick to give the impression a female has gone near you
>>671012317
>she's a comedian
>comedian
>implying
"lol I'm such a fat whore amitrite ladies!" isn't a joke anon
>>671009364
dang dat bitch is almost as ugly as a nigger
Left. Right looks like a garbage pail kid.
>>671014064
Post pics!
Has bailey jay ever done any porn with a man?
Can only find solo or her with another shehe
>>671009364
both!
![Funny-Man-In-Wedding-Dress[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O7ftOJs.jpg "Funny-Man-In-Wedding-Dress[1].jpg")
>>671015689
>calling anything gorgeous
>>671015689
Not who you replied to but man you're delisional
>>671015545
Oh vey!
You're mommas calling you for dinner. She's got cream cheese and bagels served up. Don't ask where she got the cream from.
Hint: it's my Aryan balls.
>>671015689
even if the physical embodiment of miss piggy lost 40lbs she's still be a pie faced annoying cunt with pancake tits who'd never shut up.
ain't gay as long as the balls don't touch, would have brutal choke sex with bailey jay while his bf filmed it.
>>671015850
I'd point out why you're a retard, but this is 4chan.
>>671016071
care to explain?
>>671009364
Fire
Is Danny Davito an option?
>>671016163
if you're not 12 years old you should kill yourself
>>671016262
I thought that was the point of 4chan, whoops.
>>671012242
Sheiiiiiit
>>671016027
>calling rightly gorgeous people gorgeous
>not being edgy 15 yr old closet fag
Would I rather fuck an uglyish (6/10) female or a dude?
Well I'm not a faggot so I'll fuck the girl.
>>671016500
he could be baileys dad, some resemblance.
>>671009364
bailey all day everyday
>>671016504
if you're so insecure with your masculinity you'd put your peen in the gaping maw of a self absorbed fat feminist because it's female over a plastic bimbo with a dick, you're a fag m8.
>>671016665
got a sweet leaked shumer pic for u brah, fap away.
>>671009364
Doesn't matter. It's going in the ass anyhow.
>>671016829
>Saying not fucking a man makes you gay
Litteraly what?
>>671016884
nice
>>671009905
Fuck off Amy, there are no jokes here for you to steal
>>671016829
even if i was attracted to miss piggy there's nothing to fap to there, you could have done better.
>>671017100
>not fapping to that shumer cankle
you a fag or something boy
>>671016957
if you can get an erection for a pig, it sure makes you something besides straight.
>>671016829
Amy Schumer makes Ms Piggy look like Michelle Pfeiffer. Stop making this shit tier comparison.
>>671017051
Once again... I am not Amy Schumer. Is it that hard to believe someone actually finds her attractive? She is gorgeous, has an amazing body, beautiful eyes, and I bet she fucks like a stripper with daddy issues.
>>671009364
Left, I love a feminine form, cock or not
>>671017250
>Is it that hard to believe someone actually finds her attractive?
Yes.
>>671016829
>>671017203
How is Amy a pig? She is a beautiful, full figured woman. Not everyone likes anorexic men with mental illness pretending to be women. Faggot.
>>671009364
holy shit well played... i despise shumer so much i might even go full faggot and fuck a dude for once
>>671017338
Being gay must suck fam. Hate that for you.
>>671017386
humans aren't garbage bag shaped anon
>>671017244
>look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
if michelle pfeiffer's face was fucked up.
>>671017328
>>671017355
zozzle
>>671017487
Wow.. /b/ and porn really has ruined you people, hasn't it?
>>671017447
>Not being attracted to that chubster must mean I'm gay
>>671017250
most people are not attracted to farm animals
>>671017244
>lying to make your virgin self feel better
>>671012242
Somebody photoshop his features on Amy's head for science pls
linetrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! used to be my friend on myspace rip
>>671017559
AND YOU FAGGOTS! STOP TRYING TO MAKE ZOZZLE A THING! IT WILL NEVER BE A THING!
>>671009364
Which one has the more feminine penis?
>>671017616
that is correct
>>671017674
I got u fam
>>671017656
Eaxctly. I don't think most of the people in this thread have even seen an actual living woman naked. Goddamned millenial virgins. I hate this generation.
>>671017716
who is this chick?
>>671017899
Its a man. Bailey Jay. A self mutilated faggot with mental illness claiming he is a woman. He does porn, sucking cock like all faggots do.
BJ all day
>>671017820
No, it really isn't
>>671017826
Fuck, it's uncanny
Bailey,can't stand that unfunny miss piggy lookin bitch.
>>671017860
I did things like that when I was 15. Then I grew older and realized that sex is sex. Obviously I don't fuck trash
>inb4 schumer
But she only gets hate because she is a woman who talks about fucking and it rages autistic virgins.
>>671009364
line trap's mouth I guess. joke stealing whore can go fuck herself.
>>671018055
You are either gay or a virgin who has unrealistic standards of beauty.
>>671017716
>not wanting to fuck linetrap
>>671018142
>wanting a chick who isn't fat is unrealistic
Maybe in america
>>671009841
That was not an option
>>671009364
Amy. Her story about getting finger popped by a cabbie on the way home is hot!
>>671018286
>>671017999
Trips don't lie
>>671018307
>>671018142
amy shumer plz
lose some weight, take care of that nick swardson face, and get some tit implants to fix the flatjacks and maybe you'd cause a heterosexual male's genitalia to twitch.
>>671018345
>>671017999
>man
You sound like the one with the mental illness m8
>>671018380
>>671009364
The one with the penis
>>671009580
Yeah i have a ex (lara) that looks like the right one. Although be it skinnier. But the face matches.
I would fuck the right one defo. A hole is a hole and my dick has no eyes.
>>671018427
>>671018030
lol is that her?
>>671009364
Definitely Amy Winehouse
>>671017386
-1/10
>>671018466
>>671018047
Think on that.
>>671018549
You know what, I'm done. I'm out. I am tired of the blatant autism and faggotry on this board. All of you traploving autist faggots can go to hell. Enjoy your cancer, and knowing you will die sad and alone like you have lived.
>>671018142
>could get it up for the woman who looks like a fat nick swardson but won't fuck the dude who looks like a 10/10 girl.
as that other anon said, it's going in the pooper either way.
>>671018575
>>671018560
no u
>>671018630
>>671018630
>if only
>>671018697
>>671018597
10/10? Fuck no
>>671018735
>>671009364
You poor virgin faggots. You have no idea how much better a real pussy feels compared to an asshole.
>>671011244
amy interviewed him on her show.
>>671018787
10/10.
>>671013253
this fuckin newfag lmao
>>671016829
You gay fucking nigger, the only reason you'd ever fuck Bailey Jay over Amy Schumer is if you're a closet fucking faggot who knows deep down you secretly love pounding some tight boy ass. It doesn't matter how ugly she is, do her doggy you queer cunt.
>>671015079
I found Spooky Black
>>671017716
What's myspace?
>>671018597
Amy and Nick look nothing alike. And BJ looks liek a freak of nature. Seriously, are you that sad, desperate, and alone that you would sink to letting a man have sex with you?
>>671018587
See you tomorrow.
Not even close. Bailey Jay.
If that makes me gay so be it. Amy Schumer is fucking disgusting and Bailey Jay is probably the best looking Trap out there.
>>671018829
Only if she's twelve or some shit m8
>>671009364
none
>>671018924
top kek
>>671009905
>>671011536
>>671011812
>>671012859
>>671013914
>>671015689
>>671017386
>>671018295
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING AMY WOULD SAY
>>671018829
Said no one, ever.
>not picking bailey-kun
fuckin faggots, scared of a little penis
>>671018891
>>671018945
for a feminist you sure care about the opinions of men and thier archaic patriarchal beauty standards amy
>lose some weight kike
> Seriously, are you that sad, desperate, and alone that you would sink to using a rhetorical question on an anonymous image board to indirectly express your opinion that others liking what you don't is wrong?
>>671019157
>only amy can like amy even though she is immensely popular
>>671009364
I choose the man with tits, who is not bailey j
>>671009364
assuming you mean pick 1 you HAVE to fuck then left if my penis has to fuck a man i might aswell go for the most feminine looking thing to cut my losses
you'd be retarded to pick the right
>>671009364
Is kinda sad that a transvestite is 100x hotter than actual woman
>>671009364
>a faggot and an ugly bitch
The ugly bitch, unless there is something going on under the dress
Nigger no matter how hard you try, you're already a gay ass faggot. Other people choices can't change that
Kill self
>>671019403
>immensely popular
didn't her first and second shows both get canceled after a season? Kike Nepotism only goes so far amy, you have to be funny to be a comedian.
>>671010761
>yfw Amy Schumer starts stealing 4chan's jokes too
>>671019587
inside amy schumer has at least 3 seasons and trainwreck made $140,000,000 at the box office so....
>>671010761
what raging autist made this?
>>671018597
>bailey jay looks like a 10/10 girl
Cmon anon lets not go that far
>>671009364
I'd happily fuck Bailey. Besides, right looks like a chubby 14 year old boy.
Wait a second.. are there any vids of Bailey Jay fucking a girl? Because.. that would be straight porn and I can morally fap to that.
Barry is hotter than 3/4 of grills
>>671020078
it at least looks like a girl, unlike nick swardson
>>671020006
>fat insufferable women will watch anything
both her shows are cancelled and they don't replay her standup anymore. GG shumer, a fat cunt telling other comedians jokes and shouting BEINGAWHORERIGHTLADIES isn't funny.
>>671009364
Bailey Jay ALL DAY
>>671020287
a lot of them. is this your first day on the internet
>2012+4
>not "the shit i put up with" jacking to traps
>has to watch baily jay fuck a girl to jack off to baily jay
pretty gay desu sempai
>>671020494
>your 15 year old virgin self is showing
>>671020606
muh man
>>671020494
I'm not saying bailey isnt a decently passable trap. i'm saying it's not even close to 10/10
>>671020641
if you were smart amy you'd take up coke or something with that jewgold. maybe you'd drop the spare tire and people wouldn't rather assfuck a tranny than double fist viagra and put a paper bag over your head.
I'd go with right because vagina. No such thing as a feminine penis. If you fuck Bailey you're gay.
Which is perfectly fine, just not for everyone.
>Sausage or ham
>>671020807
cringe
>>671020494
Sounds like you're jealous she made a fortune being funny, and you're just an unfunny neckbeard.
>>671020723
Bailey is the frickin best. Ugh.
>>671012242
>>671011740
Now here's a response I can get behind
>>671009364
Easy, left.
Answer
>>671020974
>>671010761
no ones falling for it.
>>671021063
>Literally queuing posts with mad
no ones falling for it
nick swardson plz
>at least the one on the left doesn't look like a man
>>671021083
>>671009364
inanition
>>671017999
>implying you wouldnt suckle on her feminine cock for hours until she blasted your mouth.
Get the fuck out of here normie
>>671010761
Wow people using the word fag must be Amy Schumer!
>>671009655
hush
>>671009905
Ah, this is by either Amy or her PR rep... Because no one feels that way about her in real life.
>>671018829
I'll take boipucci any day m8
>>671021290
>>671021640
Why would either of those people be posting here? Her market isn't exactly fat unfunny autists.
>>671020967
underrated
>>671013253
Get out normie!!!!!!
>>671021751
Amy confirmed...
>>671021640
it's blatantly obvious. I've seen similar with companies with trash tier reputations either hiring a PR rep who doesn't understand how big the hornets nest they are sticking their dick in really is or who try to hamfistedly fake social media to change public perception. Neither work
>>671009364
Left
But first, cut his dick and balls off, shove them up right's ass, and sew it shut. Then, and only then, will I fuck the gaping wound while Left bleeds out.
>>671009364
Amy schumer stands next to a trans person to feel less of a butter face.
Would still bang Amy
>>671021908
Like when?
And one of the arguably biggest comedians around hardly needs her reputation fixed.
>>671009727
Underrated post
>>671021965
>Amy schumer stands next to a trans grrl and is still the ugliest woman in the room by a significant margin
>being able to get an erection to nick swardson
>>671020967
>>671022049
>digging the hole deeper
nick swardson plz
>>671021904
I wish I was that successful.
Everyone who picks the one on the left is a massive faggot and you should come out to your parents so they can be disappointed in you
>>671021908
it could work, but not with amy... she's a schumer...like, seriously, do they even know how bad it is?
>>671009364
is the right one even human? it looks more like a hamster
>>671020967
kek
>>671022164
You can't be this delusional.
>>671022211
You kidding? More like orangatang motha fucka!
>>671009518
No one has replied to this yet but it's the truth.
Probably don't even know who trapchan is :(
Cancerous normies everywhere, nobody gets told to shut up and lurk moar anymore.
>>671009364
I would suck both their penis
>>671009364
schumer is not a dude. I pick her.
>>671022294
>when a man saying "I'm a woman" is more believable than amy schumer's pr team saying "amy schumer is a sexy comedian"
kek
>>671009364
The one on the right looks like she will buy me drinks all night.
>>671022417
Amy's PR team detected!!!
>>671021083
If that's Bailey, how does she keep increasing the size of her cock
>>671022437
No, why would you honestly think her "pr team" would post about her on here? This isn't social media. It's like you don't understand modern technology.
>>671011630
Nigga u dumb.
>>671014064
Why would a wetback boy fuck a male nigger?
>>671022344
who tf is this trapchan? sounds like a nerd anyways xD
>>671009364
Whichever one doesn't have a dick.
>>671015009
Ask my gay uncle, he's been openly out since 84 and he has a 21 year old daughter.
>>671022504
It's not increasing. Same length, it's just REALLY thick.
>>671022339
look at those cheeks. they must be stuffed with food!
>>671023069
Sounds like your faggot uncle has a drinking problem.
this is a sad thread tbh... only because amy schumer is involved... fuck all that is bad in the world...srsly...
>>671022894
>xD
Excuse yourself out, so you may kill yourself.
>>671016150
Silly boy, bagels and cream cheese without lox?
>>671022555
>ok guys we need to make this fat whore more paletable or trainwreck2 is going to be a... trainwreck
>plz clap.jeb
>ok we tried to get those guys at 4chan to stop trolling the fuck out of her earlier this year and it backfired, so lets be a bit more deft about it this time
>what if we compared her to a tranny, they'd have to rather fuck her than a dude right?
>...johnsson that might just work, didn't amy interview one on her failed TV show
>yes sir this one, Baily jay
>...thats a dude
>yes sir
>you're full of shit, that can't be a dude
>heres a pic of her dick
>...
>sir?
>do whatever johnsson I've got some shit to think about
>hey /b/ would you rather fuck linetrap or amy shumer
>what do you mean you want to fuck a girl with a feminine penis forged in the fires of /b/ over a fat unfunny kike? are you guys fags or something amy shumer is a funny sexy comedian goddamnit trainwreck made almost 1/3 more than it cost to make after a year and a half!
>you will love amy shumer!
