>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
Minecraft
Pokemon.
Free healthcare, everything is relatively cheap, lead super strong team of monsters to get what I want, only real violence is the occasional group that gets taken out by the local kids. What's not to like?
Pokemon probably
gotta go fast
>>671002362
>1,000,000 for a bicycle
>Cheap
>outside around a little campfire
>with a few bros
>drinking blood warming whisky
>chilled out as fuck
>just lying there under a giant tree
>staring at the starlit sky
Mass effect or other futuristic world sounds good.
Regular people on those worlds end up having a pretty good life without dealing with all the "end of the world" bullshit
>the matrix is real and you're being forced..
The matrix IS real and you ARE being forced to live in it. Open your mind plebs.
>>671002093
Fallout universe
Rape, kill, do chems and a short life is all what I want.
>>671002093
Minecraft in Creative Mode. I spend the rest of my days as a god.
>>671002093
pong. pongin' like a g
Any game where I don't have to be me
>>671002557
>Not listening to an old man talk about his horse for a free bike
>Not getting one as a free promotional item
>>671002093
Gensokyo
>>671002489
you would die faster of stress than you can imagine
>>671002240
This. Fishing and ganking alliance scum.
GTA
>Fuck bitches
>Beat them to death
>Get money back
>>671002093
The sims
>>671003250
What's stopping you from doing that here champ
>This
>>671002885
And then slowly go insane because your only company are a bunch of nigger squidwards with auditory ticks. No thanks.
>>671002712
What game is that?
>>671003789
Which is why I'd spend most of my time fishing, listening to music in my sky-castle, or walking among the city-folk as one of them. I built this Chinese restaurant, for instance.
>>671002093
i feel you op, every time you open these threads im lurking and nostalgia hard. wish i could reset my memory and play this game from scratch again. best gaming experience in my life so far and im 27.
i think im gonna reinstall that gem with all the nice mods and play it with 2016 graphics the next time i get high
>inb4 morrorwind was better...morrorwind was too alien
>>671002093
SKYRIM AND BECOME THE MOTHER FUCKING DRAGONBORN (insert skyrim music here)
FUS-RO-DA
>>671003663
great pic !
Harry Potters world. I'm not a Harry potter fan but it looks the most creative.
>>671003906
or you could just play it with friends....
>>671004196
>friends
>>671003906
>Only three kinds of meat
>No spices, marinade, or seasonings
>One kind of soup
>Only one kind of Cookie
>Fucking carrots and potatoes
>No cheese
Such a diverse selection of food, I'm sure you won't get sick of it at all.
Oblivion, become the best jumper of all time
Garry's mod
It's being god's lil nephew
>>671004260
This was BEFORE the updates. Now they have melons n' shit.
Mass effect. Spend my days getting drunk at the bar and fucking sweet Asari pussy.
>>671003244
>caring about factions
>>671002557
1 million yen, what is that like 13 u.s. dollars?
>>671003032
BINGO!
Minecraft
>pic related
>endless possibilities
>>671004388
Great now the nigger squidwards in their wood and cobble huts can eat like kings while you fly around your empty constructs, dying internally from the loneliness, doomed to live a pointless existence as a glorified box stacker.
>>671004553
Kek
>>671004553
$8.7K
>>671004553
$1 = ‎~ ¥150 - ¥200
so it's probably around $6-$7k
>>671003376
my nigga
I'd want to live in The Elder Scrolls Universe.
>be an Argonian
>Probably live in my homeland of Argonia.
>if not?
>Hammerfell
>Sentinel
>>671004725
>loneliness
>life of a glorified box stacker
>cannot be harmed by anything
Welcome to godhood. I could still troll the people by destroying buildings and/or landmasses from time to time.
>>671002362
Yup. Plus, tons of hot bishes.
Steal a few master balls, don't pussy out like Ash and actually catch legendaries. Have a team of actual living gods at your beck and call. Force pokebitches to service you sexually whenever you want. Anyone refuses, you get Heatran to melt their fucking town.
>>671004897
>I'd want to live in The Elder Scrolls Universe.
>>be an Argonian
>>Probably live in my homeland of Argonia.
>>if not?
>>Hammerfell
>>Sentinel
>Forgot picture
Why not just GTA?
my moded skyrim
![Pillars-of-Eternity-World-Map[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HqMvUvE.jpg "Pillars-of-Eternity-World-Map[1].jpg")
Pillars of Eternity
>>671005073
That literally looks just like my Vanilla Skyrim with better clouds and with brightness set to low.
>>671005073
Which ENB is it ?
>>671004903
Yeah but what's the point. Once you've TNT'd one jungle, you've TNT'd them all. Even trolling the villagers is pointless. They have no upward mobility, no self-awareness, no drive to live apart from running away in the least efficient manner possible. Hell, they don't even fight back. You can nuke half their town, and they'll just keep farming potatoes and give zero fucks. Not even cruelty can survive in such a dull world.
>>671003663
So you'd enjoy living next to a faggot who keeps asking you about how often you get to the Cloud District? No thanks.
I'd love to go to Steelport
>be me
>live in SPAAAACE
>spend my days mining ores and explore interplanetary systems
>sometimes just chill out in nearby nebula while drinking coffee
>sometimes explore a new planet and live there for a couple of weeks (earth time)
>die as a happy spaceman
>>671002093
Planetside 2, its the closest thing we have to Valhalla ... i would mostly teamkill and grief for eternity though...something about teamkilling that makes me laugh like a little school girl
>>671005294
ok,Mr kido
Would totally be skyrim, be orc, kill most things, fuck everything else with my giant orc cock, now that is the life of a god anons
>>671002093
EVE, space piracy, pod self, have clones. KEK
>>671005391
Which is why I would actively build schools and leave clues around for them to learn. I'd teach them (indirectly) so they'd want to work and develop on their own. They're really not too different from the earliest humans in that regard (minus the advanced agriculture, which would be complimented with supermarkets and various types of restaurants). I'd be their only religion, so they'd have no where to go but up.
Maybe at some point, they could figure out I'm a god, and a way to kill me.
>>671005450
>implying I haven't already assassinated him, captured his soul, enchanted a dagger with it and used it on his wife
>>671005450
I prefer Stilwater
fucking retards saying they wanna live in "the elder scrolls universe"... there's only such a thing in the elder scrolls online where the world is very limited.. anyways
>live in skyrim
>am master race nord
>probably live in that house north of falkreath
>got a greater selection of food than most of you retards
>also not too cold even though its skyrim
>master every skill
>survive by just stealing shit since stealth is fucking broken
>thane of all holds
>marry some hot chick
>>671005294
nah man far from it
>>671005762
You fucking legend
>>671005023
because you can't enter like half the buildings and its like the real world just that you are 100000% more likely to die
>>671005626
I second this
Orcs master race
>>671002712
>>671003857
Looks pretty interesting
Old school Runescape. I'd make Draynor my hometown
>>671005675
>Implying the squidwards are capable of learning.
It'd be so nice if such a thing was true, but sadly the squidwards are incapable of learning. Their AI is too fucking stupid.
>>671003732
Stop
>>671005854
Fucking retards saying there is no such thing as an elder scrolls universe. OP said "game world environment." Not one single game. Learn to read, Mr. Faggot.
>>671004433
The date, though. Gotta' pick a time long before the reapers fuck shit up.
>>671006072
I know a lot of guys go mace and shield but I can't resist the dual war axes, if you're a beserker it's the only way
>>671006121
Yeah, with that attitude, maybe. But I've seen them. They're capable of trial and error, and they acknowledge when I built high-rise apartments and convenient stores for them: they abandon their 0-bedroom shacks and move in, shopping and going to the book stores/libraries.
They are capable.
>>671006117
Fag
>>671002885
faggot detected.
>>671002093
Skyrim ofc
>>671006390
Ok now you're just being stupid. We both know they don't do that.
>>671002093
does the game have to be out if i can pick one in dev it would be bannerlord
>>671005487
>multi-cannons
i cant hit shit with those, i go with the beam laser and rocket launchers (tracking)
any tips if you use them?
>>671006117
chopping willows to 60
>sell willows
>>671002653
This
>>671002712
getting murdered by why not cause fire smoke attract orcs and what not.
>>671006510
You don't know my life.
>>671004464
mad ganked alliance fag detected
>>671006637
Wut?
>>671005756
That felt good to watch.
>>671002093
The Witcher universe seems pretty cool.
Age of Empires II. God Tier Vikings. My own digital Valhalla.
>>671002093
Carmaggedon
>>671004972
I wanna be an argonian and fuck a kajjit
>>671003376
You mother fucker this takes me back
>>671006560
>it seems that this is a case of git gud
but seriously though, you just need to compensate the angle and distance. learn to read the movement.
>>671004084
underage reported
Farm simulator
>>671003515
Shit bruh, I wanna go play that now.
But the world from the 1st one seems drastically better
>>671006922
cheers
Dark souls 2 or minecraft online
Ragnarok Online.
I'd spend my days farming mushrooms for Alcohol.
Flight simulator X niggers
>>671007309
Fallout 3 and 4
Cheeki breeki, stalker.
>>671002489
Kek
>>671002093
>>671002093
GTA V
>always enough money
>almost impossible to die
>whores
>>671007666
Get out of here stalker
>>671002751
>polvillage.jpg
>hackdirt
oh my fucking god
>>671002093
Monopoly
I finally found the spot in Oblivion that I wish I could live in.
>>671007161
hello new friend, this is the southern hemisphere of the first game. same world bro
>>671003659
In GTA you are immortal
>>671002093
Farming cementing paste...
>>671004050
I would say Morrowind if everything didn't have and/or kill you.
>>671006280
really? that is pretty fucked up.
>be some russian fag
>weapon are allowed
>nazism is allowed
>live in the most expanded underground ever
what more?
Subnautica has godtier atmosphere, really can get lost playing it
cause i want's dat holy blood
>>671008826
>>671008735
nuclear fallout, mutants running around and more humans tried to kill you (aside from mutants) to steal your resources? Russia is poor enough already.
>>671007273
Dark souls 2 would be so depressing assuming you're in Drangleic. The entire ending revolves around a choice that doesn't matter because the flame will always die anyways eventually, assuming you're the chosen undead. If not you just eventually hallow and wonder around forever with no self awareness.
Fallout:New Vegas. I spend my days wandering the wasteland collecting rusted tin cans. Max out strength and hold 400 lbs of tin cans. When I am finally over encumbered with tin cans, I slowly make my way to the Gun Runners and sell all the cans. I then take my earnings to the Atomic Wrangler in Freeside, where I spend every cap on piss warm liquor and a threesome with the Ghoul prostitute and Fist-O Roboto.
>>671002093
>be me
>most badass undead ever
>chill at firelink or Londo
>hangout with cool ass sunbros
>fuck Quelagg everyday
>fine ass spider bitch
>praise it.jpeg
>>671005054
man i miss little big adventure
>>671005054
man i miss little big adventure.
>Marry Malon
>have affair with Zora princess Ruto
>build cottage on the banks of Lake Hylia
>hang up my shield and mastersword above the fireplace
>raise strong Hylian boys
>teach them the ways of adventure
>open an adventurers guild
>become the grandmaster
>train many a new hero to keep the land safe
>finally catch the elusive Hylian Loach
>>671002316
oh FUCK THAT.
>>671009233
>Fist-O Roboto
Kek
>>671002093
world of warcraft being a whore to shemale cock
>>671002712
Pillars of eternity is a good choice, i'd rather live in the D&D universe tho.
>>671002093
so i heard you like matrix...we put matrix in a matrix
>>671009226
I would sit in majula and praise the sun everyday
>>671002093
Tomb Raider, the 4th Chapter. I'll just hang out on Egypt and follow Lara around. Cool enough.
>>671002093
Skyrim
Dynasty warriors. Me and Gan Ning take over errbody.
>gottagofast
>>671002093
Neu-Germania, (Wolfenstein New Order)
I enjoy killing nazis.
Daggerfall is really comfy. as long as you don't go out at night.
The best game ever
>>671010259
My new wallpaper.
Tough call between Pokemon, WoW and Skyrim.
>>671002093
I'd be Geralt of Rivia.
A real bad ass who gets to sleep with Triss
>>671010259
Sounds good to me
>>671010320
looking neat anon
>>671004553
Not sure, but I wonder what's the currency exchange of USD to PokéDollar
>GTA V
Drugs, whores, eternal life (when you die you just respawn at the hospital)
>>671002093
gtaV
getting high banging whores
no regerts
>>671009385
so you'd live in hyrule and think you are link?
wow
So many halfbreeds
flying around to the land still above the rising tides treasure hunting with my pet robomonkey, cyborg grandpa, and sexy step-sister who i occasionally see naked
>>671005073
Mine looks better
>>671010832
bruh, Triss? I'd carpet munch Yennifer, fuck her on a stuffed unicorn and drink succubus decoctions until i OD'd.
>>671011410
DOUBLE RAINBOW!? sniff sniff
>>671011410
Can you list all the mods and ENB you used?
minecraft
>make computer out of redstone circuits
>browse the internet all day
>>671006390
fucking bullshit!
Testificate behavior is 100% linked to the amount of doors in the vicinity.
If there are many doors, they breed, if there are not, they dont.
But 9 times out of 10, if you play in a village with mobs on the villagers are obliterated by zombies, as they leave their houses WITH the sunrise, and it takes about 10-15 seconds for the sun to kill said zombies, so when they open the doors they are either letting zombies in, where the zombies will cease to burn and clear the house or closing the door behind them and getting munched by a crowd.
Testificates? Wise? Learning? Pull the other one...
>>671012415
Which is why I employ those big metal mobs to police the cities. I also use steel doors controlled by pressure plates OR wooden doors in gated communities/apartment buildings for the city-folk.
man warlords battlecry 3, totally
>>671006602
None of us were very wise back then
>>671009827
>not the path of neo
>>671002240
Pfft not choosing the Tauren starting zone, (name escapes me), also Thunderbluff would be an awesome plave to live
>>671005756
how can that gif be only 596kb?
>>671012299
http://wiki.step-project.com/index.php?title=User:Neovalen/Skyrim_Revisited_-_Legendary_Edition&action=history
This. Don't deviate. You better have at LEAST a 980
>>671006280
As much as I love dark souls I'd hate to be forced to die over and over again. Fuck that.
>>671015123
unless you're undead you wouldn't. you would be a digit in somebody's soul count that they threw away cause fuck it i'm level 210
>>671014813
Sorry, meant this
http://wiki.step-project.com/User:Neovalen/Skyrim_Revisited_-_Legendary_Edition
>>671002093
I already live in a game world, i play wow more than I do anything else
>>671015854
>playing wow
>not playing eve
I can't handle the [spoiler]GRIND.[/spoiler] without spaceships.
>>671002240
Horde pigs banged as hell. Normal horde can live.
>>671002240
Wow is gay as fuck
>>671002093
Am I stupid for playing tes games as a thief and always when I counter lock needing picklocking I take random lock from my box and picklock it for real? And if I can't picklock it well shit, maybe later I succeed and can go trough the door/chest. And I don't carry more than I would irl.
>>671006280
Second, I'd sit by the comfy fire until I went hollow
>>671003857
Icewind Dale.
>>671005458
wololo
>>671016650
what the fuck did you just say
MGSVTPP
>>671002093
>been forced
>>671002093
Artificial Academy 2
Fallout new vegas
>>671017511
I'm sincerely sorry for my lack of english skills.
>>671017983
kek
