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>>670996866
this is god tier ylyl
>>670998052
Put this record on and I guarentee you wonn't be laughing any more buddy. You'll be having a severe mosh as it's unpreventable. Good luck.
>>670998301
stop, my sides hurt
>>670998384
Your moshing wrong.
>>670998301
Slipknot = shit music + attention seeking whores.
>>670998618
You must never have listened to them. They're arguably the greatest metal band ever and probably the most successful. How's your faggot as band going?
It just blows my mind that there's 9 people in that band. Most tracks sound like any other typical 4 piece band. WTF do the other members actually do?
What about some good ol´ cannibal Corpse or Heaven Shall Burn?
Die human scum...
>>670998743
I heard them before. Sounds like 2 cats fucking in the ally. The only reason they have a career, is because of emotionally damaged people like yourself.
Thoughts on Mastodon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuOqaQ9MXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MGWmWHaFZg
>>670998301
Can't tell if bait or cock guzzling faggot
>>670999059
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7SObqef4I
>>670996866
Were good for a bit. First few albums good.
Steadily got worse over time.
Then bass player dies.
Drummer is let go.
Band it shit now.
>>670996866
>>670999560
Lol
>>670996866
>heavy metal
>God tier
Yeah let me know when you get out of fucking middle school, OP you gigantic faggot.
Pic related: you.
>>670999907
Sauce?
>>https://youtu.be/9uxH16zsZ_k
>>670996866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYM9MfpQ9g&index=4&list=LLMSXDQ6lIUtpfLqbqz1sAsg
>>670999444
>>671000111
Nice dubtrips
I like Janaza, they are anti islamic black metal
ans Seeds of Iblis
this is a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=394zMCKhfrA
>>670996866
yes OP you know about the good heavy unlike the rest of these justin bieber faggots.
>>670996866
>>671000788
samefagging this hard
>>670999059
great studio band
worthless piece of shit live
Megadead
>>671000093
Jurassic park 1 part 2: autistic boogaloo
>>671000999
that's slayer u fag
>>671000888
>et es umposseble 4 2 peple 2 liek sem bond
you retarded faggot
>>671000999
Double Trips
>>671001270
>>670996866
Breaking news: metal fucking sucks
raubtier
>>670996866
>>671000888
>>671000999
Double double trips
>>670996866
Don't get me wrong, I like slipknot a lot, but jesus christ this is cringey as fuck.
>>670996866
Don't listen to these edgy fags op. I love slipknot. I'm not a 15 yr old kid with problems. I think their music is genuinely good.
>God tier
I mean yeah sure slipknot is alright
but fucking god tier, please
>>671001438
gr8 b8 m8
>>671001604
whats cringey about it?
ABBATH!!
>>670999098
this is fucking awsome
>>670998769
They literally bang garbage cans, scratch disks, or even climb the stage
https://youtu.be/T5FoDLjoxBM
Y'all 'on know metal breh.
>>670996866
I used to listen to Slipknot, and I stopped just after I discovered pic related.
>>670998769
>critisizes band for amount of bandmates
>in a metal thread
thats what metals about you spastic
My favorite right here.
>>671001938
Nah seriously though. The main problem I have with metalfags is that they are too deluded (or tone deaf) to admit that metal sucks.
It's like punk music.. I love it but have no problem admitting that it isn't technically good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH6R_7xfj0w
>>671002847
Mah man
>>670999059
love em
one of the first metal bands to ever impress me
>>671003110
my fav band :)
>>670996866
Here we go again
>>671002805
>>671002707 (samefag)
This band isn't considered as a technical death metal band for nothing.
Not as technical as all the other genres, but you'll need more than 10 years practicing if you want to play that kind of music perfectly.
christopher walken is the basesest metal singer
Thy Art Is Murders
>>671003388
Checked. Any other Christophers in the band? I must know
>>670996866
>>670998301
>Hangmyself
even Disturbed > Slipknot
Why do u metal queers talk about the same few bands
>mfw slayer, megadeth, Metallica, pantera, mastodon and cannibal corpse are only bands u know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI
>>671001220
That's Philip anselmo of pantera you bleeding asshole
>>671003275
Not samefaggin.. just a guy who thinks that metal sucks. And I am not wrong either
>>671002805
how is you're technickly amazing band going fag supreme?
So many americans with shit taste here...
>>671002364
more like pop rock
>>671003492
>Disturbed
Are you serious? I can admit Slipknot not being as great as they use to be, but Disturbed? Come on man.
>>671001777
yeah, you're a 14-year-old kis with problems. underagev& pls get the fuck out
this is the album that turned me into a metal head
>>670996866
Slipknot only has like two good song THEY FUCKING SUCK COCK , i seen them live and it fucking sucked they sound like they want to rap and play metal wish is fucking atrocious ,two of the band mates were literally pounding around on a metal hollow oil drum and running around like fucking assholes ,i only went to see motorhead and slayer with i did ,i just hate slipknot so much
>>671003606
Ad hom? I don't have a band but that doesn't mean metal is technically good because it is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cia65iHfvs4
now stfu about slipknot and post some good shit
>>670999098
Saw holy grail live in 2013 on the singers 18th birthday. It was awesome
>>671003497
Cause the metal industry isnt so full of sell-out shit like the pop stuff you listen to
>Rammstein
>>671003594
>the older guy in this band was 17
>5 songs in the EP
First one (you don't need to listen to the whole song :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a8N6PizuuM
Last one (listen to it.) :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BvL4hwa8aA
That's why I love metal
>>671003724
100% serious. I like one or two Disturbed songs, but fuck nu metal in general.
>>671004007
Nigga I listen to metal. Not as much as I did because it attracts cringey fags like most of the people that post in these threads.
>>671000999
WHITE WINE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVU6o7xg_Lo
>>670999208
>>670999444
>>671002847
>>671003388
>>671003938
Good shit anon(s)
>>671004099
why would i listen to metal when i don't like it and don't find it intellectually stimulating in an capacity?
is that what metal heads share? the least common denominator for taste in shitty music?
>>671004007
yeah that's totally why ahahah
>>671003606
I love these stupid responses. So in order to like or dislike music, i have to be in a band? Get the fuck outta here
Corpsegrinder is worst death metal vocalist. CC were good with Chris Barnes, now just a generic shit tier death metal. A shadow of what they once were
>>671002707
saw them live 2 times.
they comming back this summer to kick more ass
>>670998301
I recently, after 8 years of not listening to them, went back and hit up their self titled and demo tapes. It's amazing to see how their music evolved and grew.
>>670996866
Slipknot is for radio rockers in there 40s or 15 year old edge masters. The only good album that has was mate, feed, kill, repeat.
This band on the other hand is God tier
Ghost. Meliora is fucking incredible.
>>670998301
Wait and Bleed is classic.
>>671004149
>>only like one or two songs
>>God tier
Holy Fuck mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzsx3AdHpw
>>671004754
yeah because music that is old sucks and music that sounds poppy sucks
we just need that sweet triple bass mannnn need those ghost snares brooooooo
if it'se not totally hardcore i don't fuck with because it's for PUSSIES
>>670999059
Incredible.
>>671000982
Fuck you, they are good live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KK6Q-pFfdk
>>671004950
What are you trying to say?
>>670998301
only song i like by slipdick is vermillion.
>>671004345
>don't find it intellectually stimulating
>the least common denominator for taste in shitty music
>implying all metal lyrics means someway "life sucks, I want to die"
>Dislike metal, shit tier taste, but know nothing about it
>Bach created metal in the 1800's
You just look at the meal and scream "Nooo I don't like that !", as a kid would.
>>671004135
Dale with it fagtron 9000
Nephrectomy
>>671004007
>you probably won't have heard of the metal I listen to
>i have more sophisticated and obscure tastes
>>671004881
YOUCANTSEECALIFORNIAWITHOUTMARLONBRANDOSEYES
>>670996866
Fuck you slipknot sucks cocks
>>671005069
i am trying to say that the music needs to be fucking hardcore duuuuude
if it isn't then it is probably for dads or little pussy 13yo posers
i only listen to the most authentic hardcore shit
jazzcore brooooo
>>670998825
100 times better than shitknot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJAJqNwlPUw
>>670996866
Hatebreed
>>671005734
lol impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvbkH7bLrqY
>>670996866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
Mr. Bungle, Mushroomhead, Mudvayne, Kiss, Insane Clown Posse, and Gwar are not metal.
They're "NU-Metal"
>aha...ha....hahahahahaaaaaaa.
Noob faggots.
>>671004345
>intellectually stimulating
LMFAO
go listen to your rap shit you little faggot
some of they're earlier work was tinged with metal
Five finger death punch ftw. Brutal as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM40ytpy6AM
Anyone here a fan of manowar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-x_uBB-KIE
getting old, but still gold
>>671006066
what made you think of rap when i said "intellectually stimulating" kek? kekerz
These guys are awesome
>>670996866
deadtofallica
cephalic carnage
winds of plague
>>671006471
Is that rick from rick and morty?
>>671007173
no he is a cartoon you weasel
>>671005812
same tired four chords drop d
listen to terror at least they havent fell off after years on the scene
Death, Carcass, Kreator, Sodom, Tankard, Amon Amarth, early In Flames, early Entombed, and Between the Buried and Me are god tier.
>>671007341
You don't say? Well thank you kindly dear sir, I almost dropped my spaghetti but you so graciously saved me, truly an hero
>>671007647
they all sound so stereotypical
>>671006422
Hail and Fucking Kill
>>671007006
saw them live. was bretty guud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>>671007660
well your a faggot
Fight me faggot
>>671001472
Shit bro, i saw them yesterday in Karlstad
They were great
> Slipknot
12 year old confirmed. Listen to some real metal mate.
Kardashev nigs
https://youtu.be/vrVvpwNzq_4
>>671006471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofKTumBz88
>>671003584
>taking the bait
>>671008776
holy shit.
the tittle is so gay but that cover is god tier
Gorod kind of like gojira just as good Imo
https://youtu.be/rgwKPj4rwkU
#?# - [Rules are there for a reason]
>>671003835
I went to that show. Slayer was ptretty fucking good. I went to do other shit when Motorhead and anthrax came on.
>>671007741
Yet they're all brilliant. Check out Between the Buried and Me- Selkies, and skip to around 4:30 and listen from there. Tell me that isn't one of the most majestic pieces of music ever, if you can afterwords.
>>671004149
You're giving Disturbed too much credit. One or 2 songs? I'd say one of the top 5 most overrated bands.
Rest in peace bastard
>>671007647
Oh, also Beyond Creation and Obscura.
>>671008776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9WJh6ioEPQ
Another good song by em, but god the intro is terrible (funny though)
You guys don't know shit about metal. This band right here is fucking heavy
Eternal Gray is pretty fucking dope
>>671009296
Fucking nigger
>>670999907
lmao then what's good music to you then, because metals a hell of a lot better than the majority of music
>>671009245
Obscura is one of my most favorites. Cosmogenisis is divine.
https://youtu.be/-0Ao4t_fe0I
Well, soory for the late guys
/thread
>>671009296
The day this is heavy is the day Istart listening to pop bullshit.
>>670998301
They're now shit, ablut 10 years they were greatest band of metal
Eh.
thougths on Kvelertak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDyHhV9UK-4
Anons guide how to tell if a band is shi
>if the band has more than 2 words in their band name, theyre shit
>if they have colorful LOLSORANDUMB-tshirts, theyre shit
>if the lead singer has sleeve tattoos, a black sleeveless tee and short hair, theyre shit
>if they regurarly write songs about love, theyre shit
>if not a single member of the band has a beard, theyre shit
>if more than half of the band has short hair, theyre shit
>>671009683
Pretty good, but the mic unplugging at the end fucked my ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADncLeWwfbg
>tfw the new album isnt on spotify
>>671010135
Fucking videos for normies, you know.
Actually its a great album and a great band. They have awesome and different songs, i recommand you anon
>>671009649
Indeed. Their new album is pretty cool too.
>>671010229
nice, thanks anon
>>671007741
You haven't heard any of them? Underage b&.
>>671010049
>if the band has more than 2 words in their band name, theyre shit
>Amon Amarth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBYB1VCV0k
>God tier metal
>No Devin Townsend Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMA8dULpM0
>>670996866
That's not heavy metal
This fucking video, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Gtxz9EINY
also
Thrash is the best and most fun metal, prove me wrong
>>671010600
Amon Amarth is two words, though. Not more than two.
>>670996866
lol bet op like ice ream sundays and windy walks in the park too...
>>671010726
mb, miss read
>>670996866
Fuck yeah. Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GErGfHjHQ0
>>671010280
Thanks anon, will do
>>671011002
>kek
>>671010897
doesn't look very heavy
>>671007006
My nigga
>>671002847
fuck yes. You a fan of Woods of Ypres?
>>671011158
nvm, what the fuck is this video and these comments
all these bands are shit holy war by thy art is murder nuff said
Fav metalcore album :^)
>>671010600
Wrong.
>Between the Buried and Me
>>671011216
Top kek
>>671008739
fuck that racist bitch
>>671011479
>Metalcore
Kill yourself.
How dare you insult the best death metal band to ever exist that way?
>>671003584
if you gonna be this retard and take a bait at least do it properly, Pantera doesn't exist anymore, that's Philip Anselmo of Down
>>671011479
Also, that's their worst album. Symbolic is best.
>tfw not allowed to go to parties because you always get so fucking drunk
>i'm even drunk right now
>>671011479
death is not metalcore,it's old school bad ass death meatal
>>671004206
>>671004345
>>671005308
>Actually taking the bait
jesus christ
This is actually my favorite metal album
sounds raw as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHWzD7C5s60
>tfw its my favorite song from them.
>tfw not many slayers fan have listen to it.
>>671011880
>i was memeing xD
get out neckbeard
>>671012110
>Implying I made the original post
get out faggot
>>671012177
>implying anyone believes u didnt
>>671012000
Shit, bro
Thats pretty good
And you're right about that, i havent heard this song before
>>671011716
i like them anon but they are not truly metal
>>671012303
Yeah. About 90% of the people in this thread don't give a fuckin shit anyway
>>671012303
>>671012177
>>671012110
What about strapping young lad or any other Devin Townsend related band?
>you will never be this metal
>>671012610
yes m8
>>671012461
>>671012303
>>671012177
>>671012110
>>671011880
This is now a cringe thread
>>671012442
what would you consider them?
no one has at least mentioned Dream Theater?
that kinda sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDgX7Un3AQ
>>671000999
When did Dave shave his head?
>>671012709
nu-metal
>fuck you OP,slipknot isn't god-tier
>it's a headrolling-teen-nu-metal-shit tier
>real God-tier from Sweden
>>671008776
New WoW expac looks good m8
>>671013043
>sweden
>not abba
thats not god tier then
y'all faggits dont know what the real god-tier is...
>>671013902
slipknot?
them asskickers
>>671005018
you are my Mate
