ITT, we wait.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT, we wait.
*walks in and sit down*
what are we waiting for tho
for what?
>>670994883
what the fuck is that?
*grab 2 year old automobile magazine*
>looks at watch
No time for this shit.
>>670995029
Can I read this, when you're done?
well time to play some flappy bird i guess
>>670994827
a thread does not last 4 hours and hope u have 100%
>>670999999
>>671000000
Where is it.
*sits down and proceeds to watch porn on phone in the corner*
>>670994827
I'm actually waiting at an automotive repair shop, luckily only to get a state inspection.
*listening to rock music without earbuds*
>be me
>sits down to wait
>pulls out phone to browse the 4chins
>see this thread
Whoa man, it's like, like, a lot of like, layers man!
>>670995321
>smacks phone out of your hand
>>670995111
Trips can do anything sir
>>670995391
Hey bro, what the fuck?
>puts in headphones
noonetalktome.jpeg
>>670995450
>whistles and casually reads paper
>>670995492
*taps shoulder*
>>670994827
Now servicing number one-o-six? Number one-o-six...
>>670995509
*shoves this faggot over*
Fuck off
>>670995260
*joins in. comments on the scene.*
Till someone rolls a 5, or 8?
>>670995509
>>670995623
*Masturbates casually while observing*
(The entirety of game grumps walks in)
*sits in one corner of the room and proceeds to talk as of they're playing a game*
>>670995603
>pulls out one earbud
can i help you
>>670995818
Excuse me sir but do you know what we are waiting for?
>>Announces himself as 'Mr. Lizard' to the group, gets a chair and sits down in the corner alone.
>>670995623
>smacks penis in your face
-plays games on my phone with the volume turned all the way down-
>>670995889
>shoves dick in my mouth
"No homo"
>proceeds to give the best head in your life
>sits in a chair and sobs
>>670995972
>gives all of my cummiez
>>670995889
>>670995972
Y'all niggas gay. Get a room.
>>670996009
What's wrong, fam?
>>670996029
>pulls out knife absolute stabs you in the leg
What the fuck you fag i said no homo
>sits in the corner because those fucking chairs are unconfortable
>>670996067
> stops crying
Seriously? "fam"?
>>670994827
>>670996084
>dies
>>670995814
gtfo
>>670995877
*pause for thought*
shit
i don't know either
*raises voice* anybody know what we're waiting for?
>*cough*
>>670996171
someone call the cops
or a morgue
Let's make this interesting
>Pic related walks in and sits down
>>670996229
OP's a secretly fag and is coming out soon
>>670996186
*walks over and surrounds you*
And we have our new guess. This fucking cunt here.
*holds mic to your face*
>>670996296
aw, good for him
Is this an rp
>>670996408
I.. I think so.
>>670996293
hey are you an actress in pretty sure i've seen you in a movie?
>>670996293
*drops pants, spins around, spread checks, and bare ass fart in your face*
>>670996489
Uh yeah, I do adult films (smiles)
Anyone else waiting for Godot?
>>670996300
Well, good thing I brought my chainsaw
excuse me young little miss lassy sassy but w0ts the time do you have on the mr wolf clock ?
>>670994827
I'll just leave this and quickly walk out of the room
>>670996647
*suzy exposes her breasts to you*
*arin being the cuck that he is cries as she tries to make out with you*
>>670996161
Fine, keep crying bitch nigga.
>walks in
>plugs in vitamix
>turns on with nothing in it
>leaves it on
>>670996736
*picks up bag and take out bible*
Well i didn't expect that.
>>670996896
*take a shit in it*
> <With a loud voice from the door
>Congratulates OP on result
>Leaves
*whole posse walks in*
hey mah migga take a seat right heya
>walks in
>sets briefcase next to seat
>violently glares at everyone
I know, I draw bad, I'm just learning.
>>670996928
takes smelly dump in middle of room. Borrows your book that promotes genocide, slavery and incest.
Wipes
>>670997162
>>670997162
>>670997162
>>670997212
gee, where did you possibly get that novel idea? Could it be...
>>670996736
>>670997720
Oh, shit, I didn't read through the thread.
>rapes receptionist
*Walks in to see this fuckfest*
I'll bite.
*Sits and waits*
>>670997553
>>670996293
*try not to stare and look like a perv*
*take a quick glance at her*
Repeat every couple minutes
>>670997492
*Throws Febreeze bang in room*
Not in the mood for your shit today Jerry.
>>670998064
*then go home and fap*
emm anons where do i sit?
*kicks in door*
I am become death
*grabs nuke by the tail end and starts spinning around to gain momentum*
DESTROYER OF WORLDS
*let's go of nuke as it flies info the room and detonates*
*inches closer and closer to the door*
>>670998235
Over there
*Points there*
>>670998235
on my lap
*Surveys the room*
>>670997828
You did it now...
How does that make you feel?
Will you go on with your life or, end it now?
>>670998237
God damn it Oppenheimer, not again.
>>670998235
Right over there sweety
Hope no one minds me smoking k good
>>670996229
This is the free health clinic nigger get yer aids test and gtfo
>>670998469
Triggered
>>670994827
*judging your sneakers and shoes*
>>670998469
Can you not fucking smoke in here?
>>670994827
*comes in*
Hi guys, what's happening in here?
>>670998469
hey can i bum one of those?
>>670998235
That one in the corner sure looks comfy !
>>670998626
Everyone died thanks to this faggot >>670998237
>>670997828
>Comes in
>Lays down using three chairs
>>670998635
I gotchu fam
>>670998064
10/10 my MO exactly
>>670996293
ask her if bebby wan sum fuk
>>670998726
He doesn't know it yet but he threw it in the wrong room.
DO NOT fuck with me >>>>:(
>>670998831
>gives you 69
Already waiting for my retarded girlfriend
>>670998930
Nice airsoft, pussy fart
*opens the door (long and drawn out creeck) walks in slowly*
Hey other humans, I'm just going to sit over here
*obviously having trouble walking*
alright bitches we run this shit now ya feel me?
>>670998118
Thanks for your refreshing laundry sheet. that glides over muh butt so easy
>>670998831
>That doesnt seem comfy, the chairs have armrests
*sees a roomful of fags*
*walks back out*
>>670998556
>>670998580
>>670998840
hey guys, what is happening?
*shooting to the crowd*
>>670999180
HEY!
*flips hood off*
Dog can't people! Get out of here!
*trips the person walking in*
>>670995814
Game Grumps
>Suzy is not a grump
Suzy is a goose but wishes she was a cat. No one caught the memo?
>kitten grump
>pussy grump
Walks in the room after slaying Smelter Demon and his pussy Minions.
sup fags
>>670999375
*hoodie falls off and several dogs fall out and scatters out the door*
999 get niggers
>>670996293
Dis bitch had more length of penis than even was so much her ass.
Check these numbers yo
>>670999484
*pick up two and throw them at >>670999474*
anyone up for 6 fags? OP?
>>670999196
Wearing blue on our turf?
I downt fugging thing so niggas
Gtfo or ders gonna be problems
>>670999601
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO YOU KNOWW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH, KID?
Who threw this? This is disorder!
And so, the devil walks in
>>670999687
>>670996896
-steals it-
These fuckers are expensive. Your loss, bitch.
>>670999687
Sit down faggot.
>>670994827
*rips his vape*
*lulzes on the inside as his need of nicotine settles down and all the cigfags are crying*
>takes bite out of my sandwich
>>670997908
Why?
>>670999738
fuck off faggot
Get steal
>>670996293
360 and say hello
>>670999778
Y-Y-Y-HO-HOW... YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN CHEF?!
>>670999892
Reroll ;^)
>>670998469
Can you fucking not?
>>670999873
NO, FUCK YOU
>>670999999
Hi
ITT: fags
>>670999892
>670999999
>>671000001
so close yet so far
Ok guys! We finally got everything ready! Whose first?
>>671000000
>>670999999
Guys, checking de dubs, brb
>>670994827
Waiting.
>>671000132
You. Take them titties out.
>>671000132
Me, ms minx
>>670994827
>*random noise* everyone looks to the corner where they seem this guy, no one noticed him before.
What's going on h-
>>670994827
who is we. room is empty
>>671000529
...I slip my dick on one of the hands
>>670996565
He'll be here tomorrow.
>>671000001
Off by 1
Hey guys, can I- HNNNNG
>>670995814
OUT
Danny can stay tho, he's cool
>>670998469
pass me 1 cigarette dude
