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>britfags make fun of americans for being fat
>their typical everyday breakfast looks like this
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thats glorious.
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Because they just have one serving. Not 3
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made me hungry
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>>670981339
>amerifag
>tried to criticize another countrys cuisine
lol
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>>670981339

breakfast is the most important meal of the day and i must say ... this looks fucking awesome (except that black thingy in the back)
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>>670981339
Lol, yeah....about a third of that per person you fat fucking redundant pile of protoplasm
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>>670981339
don't worry.everyone else in europe things british cuisine is shit
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>>670981339
they don't eat everything maybe?
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amerifat here

fucking love these
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>>670981528
That is black pudding mate
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>>670981622
yes

>rest of Europe here
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>>670981339
*Drooling*
Give me some foood
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>>670981516
this
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>>670981528
That's black pudding, pretty tasty. White pudding is way better tho.

Pic for delicious contrast.
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Nobody eats chicken nuggets and caviar in the same meal.
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>>670981339
The only thing that I don't really like on that plate are the beans. Everything else, including the chicken nuggers, looks amazing.
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i'd be willing to guess most americans don't sit down and eat 3 pounds of food every morning. most of us want something quick like a breakfast sandwich from mcdonalds or a couple of donuts.
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>>670981339
Top notch, but i always skip the mushrooms for a breakfast. I fry onions instead when i make it myself.
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>>670981339
lol who told you brits aren't fat because they are
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>>670981339
it's okay porky I used to be a walking ball of fat too
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>>670981667
Didn't like it too much... Specially the one with eggs... Tastes so artificial.
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>>670981851
Brits cant get as fat as americans because they have no teeth
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>>670981755
>chicken nuggers
those are hashbrowns
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>>670981806
i eat three bananas and two butterd english muffins with a tall glass of whole milk.
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>>670981867
wellfuckyou
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Also those ain't chicken nuggets they are hash browns. I am making one of these up in a bit
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>>670981743
Everything that's white is better
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>>670981985
*nuggers
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>>670981943
Free health care helps us with that problem
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>>670981958
ahh, a sensible breakfast, as opposed to a metric ton of pork and a full can of beans.
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>>670981968
lol
how 12 yo are you... Anyways
I was already doing!
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>>670981743
>>670981748

>chicken nuggets
shedding a tear for americans rn
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>>670981339

>implying breakfast
Nah this is my typical everyday breakfast
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>>670981622
Italianfag here! I can confirm, british cuisine is shit.
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>>670981339
I wish fam
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amerifags are so cringe worthy
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>>670981339
Sauce? I need to go there.
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>>670982381
HP
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>>670982252
i think the breakfast is decent.
but i dont like eating sweet things for breakfast at all.
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>>670982381
Looks like a baby breakfast, a breakfast that weighs the same as a baby
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>>670982464
dont go to america.

they put fuckin honey and shit on there bacon.
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>>670981622
Fuck off europoor, I can see it now, your weird shaped polish head worked overtime just to type that out.
>>670982436
Wrong mate, daddies.
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>>670982436
Underrated post
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>>670982570
bacon with maple syrup is god tier
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>>670981339
my pukes look nicer
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>>670981339
That looks good as fuck dude, I'd eat that.

>making fun of them for eating bomb ass food

you aren't very good at this.
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>>670981806
>most of us want something quick like a breakfast sandwich from mcdonalds or a couple of donuts.
.....and this is why the country is massively obese
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lol murricans mad again we can walk to the fridge without a heart attack
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>>670982436
>>670982608

Tbh, Chef tops them both. Daddies is pretty shit-teir.
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>>670982681
I bet your puke is twinky bits and squirty cream you fat fuck.
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>>670982672
no its the food of fat retards
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>>670982769
and eating a wheelbarrow full ham, eggs, and beans every morning makes you healthy?
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Gotta love a bit of daddies
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>>670982672
ruining bacon is never god tier. Fuck off muslim.
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>>670981339
Americans will eat that but cover it in a a litre of tree juice.
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>>670982815
See >>670982939
Daddies is the best, the tingle it gives your mouth I'd euphoric.
I could drink the shit.
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>>670981339
It's tasty and more healthy than you would expect. Beside that, no Englishman eats it every day.

>>670982252
Classico caso di italiano schizzinoso. Dovresti allargare le tue vedute /b/ro.
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>>670983019
Tree juice? I'd probably just take a Pepsi with it, honestly.
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>>670982912
It's more than one portion in the pic.
It's not an every-morning thing.
Eggs, beans, bad?
okay.
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>>670981339
>"british"
>not at all halal
nice try, OP
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>>670982912
No probably not. But I would take that plate over a mcbullshit whatever. I like real food. That looks good. You fags that turn everything into a ad hominem-cock measuring contest are autistic.

>MFW I am an Americunt
>MFW homecooked food/real food > processed bullshit
>I get the convienance factor, but really dude fast food doesn't compare to real food, and you fucking know it.
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>>670983097
syrup.
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>>670983055
I still reckon daddies is on par with aldi-brand sauces.

It's not awful. Not the best tho.
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Now that's a real breakfast
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>>670983412
As much as I do enjoy a greasy breakfast after a night on the lash with the lads, that does look nice
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>>670983247
Awful is greasy spoon Cafe brown sauce bottle that has the crust around the nozzle. Fuel of my nightmares.
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>>670983412
amerifag here, what r those colorful things?
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>>670983412
>loads of fruit
>only good for making you regular, not exactly healthy to load up on
>extremely unhealthy pastries
>orange juice with coffee? what the fuck
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>>670983551
> extremely unhealthy pastries
> extremely unhealthy
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>>670983522

Candy
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>>670983718
>he eats loads of fruit and wonders why he still gets fat
kek
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>>670983522
I thought niggers liked orange juice? That's what it looks like before its stripped of all nutritious value.
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>>670983412
no meat?

why

I mean it looks good, but I'd rather trade the dewwts for meat of some kind.
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>>670983551
>none of this is deepfried
fuck off amerifat
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>>670983551
lol
You can choose one of them. Doesn't need to drink or eat all the options. They call it continental breakfast.
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except fir the black things that looks alright
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>>670982093
Sorry we Americans usually don't deep fry things for breakfast. We pan fry potatoes and call the home fries, hash browns if they are shredded. We only eat a big breakfast similar to that on occasion. Most just eat cereal or toast and coffee. I had two egg whites, toast and coffee this morning.
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>>670983718
You realize a croissant is literally layers of butter between thin pastry, right? And a frosted bun with a sugary jelly inside.. do you really think anything in that is good for you?
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Huevos rancheros standing by
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>>670983412
Looks good. But no harm in mixing it up.

2 poached eggs on toast, bowl of porridge, apple, OJ and coffee makes a great start for me. But I'd take your pic or OP's pic aswell.
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>>670983942
that looks pretty good.
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>>670983942
thats mexican you spastic
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God that looks delicious. Love, amerifat that eats sausage, eggs and tomatoes every morning out of jealousy
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>>670984060
mexico is basically a gigantic american slum though
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>>670983996
It's literally fried egg, salsa and a tortilla

fuckin good
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>>670983412
Bar the croissants are not good for you due to the amount of butter in them.
Also the cereal and OJ is probably more sugar than anything
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>>670983905
accurate af

home fries, bacon/sausage eggs and toast is common. We call it 'breakfast dinner' because it is good for either breakfast or dinner.
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>>670982319
LOL, he had his face shot as a child in a hunting accident. I have a neighbor that looks exactly the same, and that's how his face was deformed. Yet he's a raving gun nut.
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to be fair to amerifats eggs bennedict is a pretty based breakfast. pretty sure its there invention. even though we invented the egg.
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>>670984429
>we invented the egg.
how did you invent the egg?
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>>670981528
That's black pudding, it's rather disgusting.
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>>670983907
no, but to consider it extremely unhealthy....
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>>670984668
its delicious you faggot

>>670984483
you know what i mean
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>>670983763
implying that is my breakfast
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>>670981339
i can confirm that english breakfast is fucking disgusting. it's mostly tasteless.
>shrooms
bretty okay.
>grapefruit or other citrus jam
variety of sour and shit bitter.
>ham
tasteless and dense, not well fried. not even smoked. you need to add some salt. then it becomes acceptable.
>that black haggis kinda shit
texture is good. it would be actually enjoyable IF IT HAD ANY FUCKING spices in it.
>fried potato-pasta chunks
actually tolerable with some salt.
>warm cooked tomato
wouldn't even feed it to my pigs
>beans in tomato sauce
not bad
>short cooked sausages
tasteless. the meat's texture is trash. definitely shit tier soy diluted meat.
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>>670984429
To be fair I'd love to try some of the stuff I see you guys eating. I want to try that sausage cup thing i forget what it is called. Now the black sausage or pudding or whatever the fuck it is... idk man but most of the other stuff looks good.

>>670984483
Like they invented tea, and then we dumped it into the drink, and stole their country soon after. Lest we forget that white Americans are basically disobedient Brits (which makes us that much cooler).

>>670984695
Who fucking cares, I care what it tastes like.

>>670984761
A plate consisting of human glaze would be underwhelming and obvious for you to post wouldn't it.

>mfw we have more in common than we are different
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>>670984695
yup, they are. its no different than having two doughnuts for breakfast
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>>670982077
British dental health is not a good pro-health care argument
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Scrambled eggs on toast with some black pepper and a mug of Yorkshire tea. Sorted
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>>670984134
The croissant has lots of butter, but if you eat once or two in a week, it's no big deal.
You can still enjoy the good food without getting fat or unhealthy.
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>>670984923
Sad thing is, that's the attitude here in the UK.
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>>670983412
I could enjoy this, OPs picture looked like someone emptied their cabinet and just shit on it
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>>670985043
I think the concept is having a crossiant + a sticky bun for breakfast, every single day. which isn't healthy
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>>670984877
black pudding sounds disgusting but it actually amazing
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My average American breakfast is, oranges ( or grapefruit), hash browns, and three egg whites.
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>>670984821
>it's mostly tasteless
The only thing you can confirm is that you're a liar, or that you chose to try the breakfast in the worst cafe in whatever town you were in, making you an idiot.

Thanks for the confirmation.
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>>670985324
the black pudding has pig blood in it right ?
its uks last bastion against muslims.
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>>670981339
that's a platter for a family of (at least) 4
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>>670985503
Yeah, it's blood sausage. Good shit.

The people who have a problem with that seem to have no idea what's in any sausage, but still eat em.
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>>670983323
Butter coffee is delicious.
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>>670985673
needs some grease
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>>670981339
I see two edible items on that entire plate. The beans and the potato crisps.
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>>670985554
3, max. How do you share 6 sausages and 3 hashbrowns among 4? It looks like there's more than there is in the pic.
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It was 545 when I started this. Eggs, bacon and coffee is the best breakfast.

Actually healthy if you don't spend your entire day on your ass. Gotta bring breakfast into work today
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>>670985554
No britfag knows what a serving size is.

I'm willing to bet even if this was brought out to a family of 4, they would honestly pick at all the unhealthy shit (99%) and skip any fruit.
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>>670984923
it's been proven than Americans teeth are worse off than the British. use google you pleb
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>>670984668
Drink bleach.
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>>670981867
How many watts was your microwave? Anything less than 800 fucks the food up.
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>>670981339
lol, blood pudding, mushrooms, baked beans?

Fuck no, OP, that's an English/Irish full breakfast. Americans never eat blood pudding and mushrooms and beans are not considered breakfast over here.
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>>670985865
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/17/british-teeth-us-dentistry-oral-health
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>>670981516
This
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>>670981667
Dude I love those!
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>>670985324
dude, I'd try it but I heard it was like blood or something.
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>>670985844
>I'm willing to bet
I'd love to play poker with you. You seem like someone who's willing to lose a lot of money a lot of the time.
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>>670985968
It's called black pudding, not blood pudding. It's also a superfood, rich in minerals and carb-free.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/12084725/Black-pudding-hailed-as-a-superfood.html
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>>670986070
>I heard it was like blood or something
So?

See
>>670985652
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>>670985797
ay what kind of bacon fag ? looks good
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'Britfag' here
Wrong. The breakfast in the pic is a 'fry up' well about 5 of them. Brits stick to small breakfasts of toasts or cereal and will only eat one on these in moderation.

*usually*
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>>670985397
his amerifat taste buds are already ruined by sugar and salt overdoses he consumes with every meal
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>>670983164
Bullshit, fast food is good. Microwave and processed food are shit. Anything in a bag in your freezer tastes like cardboard. Like my friend loves those nasty chicke wyngs from walmart. And Pizzas. I can't eat any of that shit.

A roast is better than fast food. But I like their burgers better. I know how to cook, but whatever they add to it to make you addicted is delicious.
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>>670981339
Last time I ate Brit food, I had the shits for a week.

Also, the original.
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this is what we really have for breakfast in the uk and it beats every other breakfast you could possibly have
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>>670986286

Just some slab bacon I picked up yesterday
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>>670986579
Fatass
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>>670986579
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>>670986526
Confirmed.
Crooked teeth big toe shit food.
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>>670986070
Go back to your mountain due and doritos you uncultured cunt.
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>>670985397
stay buttmad britbong.
everywhere i ate your breakfast it was shit tasteless.
inronically the only good things are not even on OP's pic. toast and butter are actually great. only the irish butter tops bong's.
fortunately most places served decent continental breakfast too.
lrn2 human food such as:
>>670983412
>>670983942
>>670984429
and pic related
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>>670986711
What's with the mushrooms on every fucking plate?
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>>670986706
lol we have this maybe once a month as a treat.
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>>670986828
they are great when fried in butter
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Amerifag here
My breakfast today consists of a historian from McDicks and a Powerade
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>>670986828
have you never watched the fucking lord of the rings?
>>670986887
yes.
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>>670986831
I enjoy the tomato platter.
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>>670986958
Hashbrown *
Fuck you autocorrect
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>>670986958
it's sad m8.
you could have gone for ham and eggs, pancakes with jam/butter/peanut butter/maple syrup. coffee.
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>>670986958
I too enjoy a historian for breakfast
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>>670986970
Didn't know mushroom was spelled potatoes
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>>670981339
Brits are the Americans of Europe. Currently studying in England and I have never seen this kind of obesity in real life. Probably related to all the fried food and all the American fast food chains.
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>>670986887
Oh my god this
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>>670986806
I'm not a britbong.
>everywhere i ate your breakfast it was shit tasteless
Eat somethinig, hate it, continue eating. Yeah. Smart.
>lrn2 human food such as
Yeah, i eat that stuff too, when it's done right. So?
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>>670981339
It looks like someone dissected a turtle
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Swiss Breakfast, you should try it if you can anons!
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As an American this is how I thought Europeans in general have their breakfast.
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>>670981339
>USA is still fatter than the UK.
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>>670987316
actually quite true for most of the French people
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>>670987316
Americans have their breakfast.
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>>670987255
damn that looks so fucking delicious
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>>670987316
That's my breakfast here in Italy.
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>>670985673
>>670983323
Wait, what? Dude, come on.

What the fuck is that?
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>>670987316
that's what i have after breakfast.
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>>670987286
Good point.
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>>670987255
Are you from Switzerland?
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>>670987255
8/10
would drop that 2nd twisted scone thingy and add a simple sandwich.
>>670987316
as a europoor in general we don't eat breakfast.
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>>670982319
You are one tho
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>>670981339
Yeah, and I still look better than you fat cunts! haha
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>>670987644
Yes
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>>670982829
Lol brits sound like Fucking cartoon characters, even when they type.
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>>670987316
Pretty much the typical breakfast here in Italy
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>>670981339
>their typical everyday breakfast looks like this
>typical everyday breakfast
you think we eat these everyday? once a week more like it

this is coming from a country with literally 2/3 of its 320 million people either overweight or starving
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>>670987682
im not american
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>>670984716
Lol garbage eater
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>>670987965
fuck man you just made me read that shit in bong accent. top comedy.
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>>670984821
I agree, seems like they eat out of trashcans in the uk
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>>670987489
I can not for the life of me figure out what liquids are in those glasses.
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>>670988248
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>>670981339

Needs more bacon and some haggis.
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>>670986711
I came!
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>>670983076
Sono stato un po' esagerato ma l'esagerazione è una di quelle caratteristiche che contraddistinguono /b/. Dire che la cucina inglese faccia schifo è esagerato ma personalmente non apprezzo la cucina dell'europa settentrionale, mentre amo la cucina orientale. Grazie comunque per il suggerimento /b/ro
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If you're not going to have steak and eggs as part of your breakfast, then why bother making anything more than cereal in the first place?
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>>670981339
>>their typical everyday breakfast looks like this

No it doesnt.

a cooked breakfast like that is something done in hotels and guest houses, and is eaten perhaps two or three times a year, and if you do have something like that, you usually skip lunch.

So, OP is an idiot who has no clue what he's talking about, and has probable never even been to the UK.

this is a everyday breakfast.
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>>670989028
fucking this.
throw in an energy/cereal bar + coffee/monster.
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>>670989318
>energy drink
>in the morning
>not mixed with alcohol
no
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Aaaand polish breakfest
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>>670989500
piotr did good
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>>670989403
>>energy drink
>>in the morning

any time during all day.

>>670989500
goddamn it this is the best so far.
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>>670983323

No way
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>>670987965
>>670988281
Cunt off, I don't have a bong accent and I don't type like a cartoon character. It's not my fault I am far more cultured than you fat cucks.
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>>670989500
fuck you polack, now I'm hungry
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>>670981437
God damn you're retarded
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>>670981339
That looks amazing
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>>ITT
>>people post traditional breakfasts that none of us eat more than once a year
>>half this thread isn't even conscious before noon in their respective timezone
Live the dream
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>>670989635
energy drinks are disgusting. enjoy your insides rotting away.
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>>670983161
kek
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You know we beat you guys in war right?
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>>670983412
>Now that's a real homo-breakfast

Fix it Anon.
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All is better than McDolan breakfest
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I just have some pepsi and cookies from breakfast
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>>670981516
Amerifats are shit, but Britain does have the worst food of any nation.
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>>670983942
Sincronizadas dude.
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>>670990140
ikr.
but coffee is just not enough.
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>>670981339
dude im in wales, uk, britian

that looks like something 90% of my country would love for breakfast
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>>670990313
where are you from oh anon?
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>>670990539
North korea
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>>670986296
Unless they're drunk
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>>670990787
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats so funny because its so unlikely that you would be from there hahahaha
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>>670990787
I tasted North Korean food once, Was nice. Allthough i was a bit shocked to find a Child's ear in my Noodles.
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>>670987255
What u eat rope turds?
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>>670987593
It's called bulletproof coffee. Some people do it with coconut butter. It's a thing
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>>670990872
wow you exposed that bitch good job
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>britbongs making fun of amerifats

>amerifats only left the land of bong in 1600's

>literally taking the piss out of yourselves, as you all came from england
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>>670991115
Really.

I mean, the most I do to coffee is add milk and sugar, and that's rare.

A stick of fucking butter though? Is it any good?
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>>670987316
This is my breakfast and I'm English
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>>670987799
Chillout Mr triangle.
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>>670981339
Absolutely disgusting
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here's what i eat for my full english breakfast:

-thin cut smoked/cured back bacon done nice n crispy
-richmond chipolatas or honey chipolatas
-black pud nice n crispy
-beans
-fried eggs (more on this later)
-plum tom-ah-toes
-hash browns
-fried bread (the best part)
-warburtons white bread toast with kerrygold butter. dip this in the aforementioned eggs then smear it around in the beans.

all washed down with a nice big cup of yorkshire gold tea.
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>>670988509
Butter for the lobster tails and probably a wine of some kind
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H
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>>670991603
The Yorkshire tea for hard water is the best even if you don't live in a hard water area. Nice breakfast btw.
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>>670991922

>Nice breakfast btw.

thanks anon. i forgot the sautéed po-ta-toes as though. but they are only done when there's leftover spuds.
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>>670983323
What do you brits put in your coffee? Fucking margarine? Disgusting.
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>>670983412
Yeah a plate of pure starch and sugar. HO BOY WATCH OUT some protein almost accidentally got on the plate!
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>>670981339
>Typical everyday
That's a challenge breakfast, genius.
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>>670992628
>brits
>coffee

irish coffee is perfection though.
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>>670982077
Dentist isn't free in the UK for regular people fag. Only kids, students, old people and if you're without a job.

Otherwise you gots to pay
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>>670992871
>regular people

this is /b/ nigger
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>>670993187
>duhhh were speshal
>normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HA you memed that dudes world!
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>>670981339
yeah it is a bit like that, we call it a fry-up or fried breakfast. But this is way way more than the average breakfast. A normal one would be; 2 sausages, 2 streaks of back bacon, a small portion of baked beans, a small portion of mushrooms, a slice of black pudding (pigs blood), 1 or 2 hash browns and an egg. And I'm pretty sure if even this was a typical everyday breakfast then i am certain we would be the most obese country in the world.
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>>670981748
>chicken nuggets
those are hash browns
>caviar
that is black pudding, aka sausage made of congealed blood
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>>670993301
the fact is only kids, students, old people and unemployed are on here, never paying for my healthcare because i fall into those groups you doughnut hoovering tub of adipose and disappointment
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>>670985975
too many meth head hill billies put your average down
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>>670983114
Lol you think baked beans are healthy?
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>>670986828
We call them 'vegetables' you should try eating them sometime
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>>670993426
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>670991300
It's some dumb fucking fad. Probably one of the most unhealthy things you could possibly drink
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>>670993513
shrooms arent vegetables lmao
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>>670987489
>lobster for breakfast
>DESSERT WITH BREAKFAST

explains a lot
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Shits brewing
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>>670993338
>not knowing that obesity rates in the UK are rising faster than anywhere else
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>>670982608

>Daddies
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>>670993594
what are they then? meat?
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>>670993476
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>>670993716
comes with prosperity. America, UK, Australia, Canada all rich, prosperous and happy countries, all with obesity
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>>670981339
thats the shittiest looking full english ive ever seen
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>>670993778
im not a biology fag, but they are very different from plants and animals.
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>>670991603
You are me.
Long live Yorkshire tea and fried slice.

>>670993761
And what do you put on your scotch eggs and bacon sandwich anon? Not eating those with daddies is a crime punishable by death.
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>>670993964
they count as a five a day mate, its a veg
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>>670993778
>>670993964
Funguses you fucking IDIOTS
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>>670994205
fungi :^)
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>>670994257
thanks, i try to be
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>>670994205

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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>>670994257
>>670994323
You stole my fuCKing joke you cunts.
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britlard breakfast is designed to keep you going all day. truckers, builders etc go to a greasy spoon (café) and order it so they dont have to worry about missing lunch and coming home to a wife that can't cook.

my uncle said back in the day steak & chips were also part of it.
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Not even english, but everytime i'm there i go to a wetherspoons and order a full english
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Anyone here skip breakfast?
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>>670994356
Why?
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>>670994752
almost always, but i always feel better when i get a good breakfast though
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>>670994759
Coz he was a Fungi
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on a not so unrelated note; am i the only one who dislikes eating breakfast with other people?
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>>670994609
>A full english bin lid barm
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Britfag here.

Don't be too quick to dismiss the Full English. Like anything, it all depends on the ingredients used. Good quality sausage is a must (insert gay joke here), as is good bacon. Eggs done to your taste, fresh mushroom and tomatoes, locally made black pudding, homemade bread and hash brows...there's fuckloads you can do to make the humble Full English awesome.

Having said that, a shitty greasy plate of all that stuff works wonders for a hangover. It's almost cathartic.

FYI I've seen that pic before, and it's an eating challenge breakfast somewhere down south. Probably not that much of a challenge for an Amerifag considering the size of their challenges.
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>>670981628
Italian food is nice, although how hard is it to fuck up pasta or pizza?
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>>670994878
Fungus.
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>>670981339
>America
>Breakfast
>mmmmm
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>>670994900
I hate eating with people all together. I don't like the shitty chewing noises.
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>>670994972

>barm

I think you mean breadcake, son.
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Hey you tubby sacks of Americans try this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-OUVE0ylmI

It's less fatty than frying it but just as tasty, if not more. Not traditional though.
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>>670995076
it's weird since I don't mind dinner, but eating "cold" meals really puts me off and even sometimes makes me naseous
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/12084725/Black-pudding-hailed-as-a-superfood.html
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>>670995153

If someone offered me haggis and bubble & squeak for breakfast I'd assume they were asking for a kick in the dick.
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>>670995289
Eating the blood of your enemies has been known to be good for you since the beginning of time.
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>>670995361
Yeah, I agree on the bubble n squeak but haggis is a lovely black pud substitute or even nice with it
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that looks tasty as fuck
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>>670989500
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>>670995005
Fungus is the collective noun. Since its one mushroom, it's a fungi.
Fucking retard.
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How I start my day
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>>670981339

That looks really good.
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>>670995575
I'm a fungologist I think I know my terms mate.
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A suggestion to all Britfags:

put hot sauce on your full English. Makes it 10 times better. Breakfast is shit in Wetherspoons but they do have hot sauce, so try it there if nowhere else you know has it.
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This is a complete breakfast right hurr. A taylor ham, egg, and chee, on a hard roll. NJ's finest creation.
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>>670995749
Mate I think you need to lay off the nandos.
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>>670995678
Jesus fuck how much of a pretentious cunt do you have to be to get into that line of work?
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>>670981339
aussie breakfast.
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>>670995876
Not to be pedantic but I just played a hell of a jape on you, the term is actually Fungiologist, Fungologist is the collective noun.
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>>670993823
sodium much?
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>>670993823
high in carbs = unhealthy dipshit
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>>670995865

I don't go Nando's. Bit shit for the price you pay and it's usually full of cunts. I just appreciate good hot sauce.
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>>670994900
I love having breakfast with the wife, or with my family when I'm visiting my parents.
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>>670983412
that´s just gay
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>>670995977
no lol

maybe if you eat five tins of them but one big tin will barely fit on the plate, maybe if you use sausages as barriers
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>>670995965
Actually drink bleach you mushroom fucking hippie.
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>>670996060
yes lol
carbs are fattenning and bloat you
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>>670996048

Nice.
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>>670986579
why the mushrooms
i hate that shit and what is that yellow fried thing?
chicken?
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>>670981339
how about this?
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>>670996251
Try eating that after a weekend of raging, seems like a good way to get sick on your beret.
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>>670996251
Fuck off europoor
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>>670995952
real aussie breakfast....mate
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>>670996236
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_browns
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>>670995773
>chee

It's two more Fucking letters faggot, just say cheese
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>>670996429
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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>>670996251
>raging
best breakfast picof the whole thread
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>>670996370
A real Aussie wouldnt post that shyte up.
You would get fucking beaten to death for doing it
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>>670996370
>real aussie
poor b8

both of you. CUB brew different grades of poison
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You guys should try Dutch breakfast
It beats all by far, no one can resist the glorious hagelslag and duopasta
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>>670996370
More like xxxx gold you smelly aboriginal piss tasting beer drinking cunt. You want some sand sandwich with it?
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Eggs, bacon, berries and coffee. Atkins breakfast is best breakfast
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>>670996564
if this is the dutch breakfast in question...im all for it
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hot sauce has become popular in the uk lately.

also where did all this sweet chili bullshit come from? crisps and pizza and nuts all come in this flavour.
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>>670996136
thanks you two
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>>670996356
jealous amerifat detected
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>>670996251
>>670989139
>>670983412
goodtier breakfasts
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>>670996710
Brit that just moved back to the motherland after living in shitstralia for 15 years.
Can confirm I am in no way jealous.
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>>670996666
The unholy quads have spoken

For real though, typical Dutch breakfast is like the balance between super healthy, light food, and sweet, "heavy" stuff.
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>>670996667
>My mate gets a curry nightly and goes through packs a day of thai sweet chilli sensations
>"OH MY GOD MATE THESE ARE LUSH!"
>He hasn't discovered the caramelised onion and balsamic vinegar

I'm afraid to tell him that flavours other than hot exist.
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>>670996667

fuk
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>>670996602
Fuckin dirty gubba food there.
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>>670983323

srsly? butter in coffee? da fuq
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you all mad.

nutritionally the best breakfast is a bowl of whole grain cereal.

enjoy your diabetes
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>>670996602
i love sand sandwiches, wash it down with some vegemite.
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>>670996848
OH weird my image didnt post.

I meant THIS dutch breakfast is what id be good with
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>>670996873

i like vintage chedder & red onion chutney and chipottle (with the extra t to let you know i pronounce it to rhyme with bottle, the american way sounds ridiculous in bongspeech)
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