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ITT all dubs must convert to Islam.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT all dubs must convert to Islam.
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>>670978886
Roll
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>>670978952
Thank fuck
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>>670978886
Roll
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>>670978886
and all posts ending with 7 become instant
>atheists
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>>670979122

Allah has more followers.
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No dubs pls, i don't want to become a terrorist.
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>>670979122
Checkem
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>>670979122
lol, welcome to islam fgt

>>670978886
roll
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>>670979195
allah is sucking my humongous dick anon.
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allahu akbar!
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maybe in afterlife
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>>670979122

Hi, am I atheist yet?
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I will never
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>>670979299
8/10. kek
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i like bacon
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>>670979375
Then don't post faggot.
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>>670979407
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Hi atheist!
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>>670979407
>Then don't post faggot.
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Allahu ackbar
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>>670979454
>Then don't post faggot.
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>>670979454
>>Then don't post faggot.
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Im good
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Who would be dumb enough to do it?
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If anyone acknowledges that our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ is the Son of God, God lives in them and they in God.
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>>670979711
Ha faggot
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roll

allahu akbar
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>>670978886
please no
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Muhammed is the son of Jesus and Jesus is the son of god.
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>>670978886
rawling
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>>670978886
Naw bruh
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>>670979833
fuck

twice or not
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I'm muslim already.
If dubs, i'll convert to christianity.
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Aloha Snackbar!
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>>670979711
If post ends in 0,1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9 I do not convert
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>>670980299
hey your the first recruit
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>>670978886
Time for prayer
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Inch'allah
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it's sand nigger time
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>>670978886
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of:_"-\_ pic of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ .
A human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of human of technology of energies from machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
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Rollin for the glory of not believing
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Roll
Is this my fate?
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roll
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I never get dubs
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I'm ready for the change
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Never!
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>>670980791
Loser.
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Allahu akbar my friends :)
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make me faggot
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>>670981100
double dubs

>second cumming of muhhamed
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>>670978886
After this life or at what time does OP expecting our conversions?
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>>670978886
Fuck no nigger
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>>670978886
Shi'a pls
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if it happens ill go
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>>670978886
If dubs, I'll blow up mecca
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>>670979433
Hello brother Muslim!
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>>670982033
checked
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>>670978886
If I must
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>>670982033
FUCKING DO IT!!!!
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>>670982033
Nothing more than a rock in the middle of a bunch of sand. Blow that shit to kingdom come.
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>>670978886
bolan
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>>670978886
ROLL FOR ATHEIST>>670979122
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>>670978886
remove all kekabs
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Allahu Ackbar
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>>670978886
rolling dirty
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>>670979122
do it
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[bombs internally]
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roll fgts
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>>670981174
Gwen's head
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B-but am already a Muslim.
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Sure, but if theyre 00, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, 00, then we get to pulverize that little rock youve got in the box and send its dust hurtling towards the sun.
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>>670983818

Im not alone??!!
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No dubs get
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This thread is haram
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checkem
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Why not?
Allahu Ackbar inbound
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>>670978886
Fuck mudslimes!
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>>670985555
Quads = you become the ultragigamudslime
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>>670985555
AND I GET FUCKING QUADS? WHAT IT MAKES ME? FUCKING ALLAH OR SOME SHIT?
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>>670985616
So you're not real?
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>>670985555
Quads become Prophet Muhammed praise his name
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>>670985555
Mohammed?? Is that you!?
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If trips, I go join ISIS this afternoon
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>>670985670
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
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Literally no
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>>670985555
Converted to islam by quads. Nice.
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I never get dubs. Don't let me get 'em now.
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>>670985800
Nice dubs /b/ro, the cancer is spreading, no way to stop it :'(
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like I would ever become some goatfucking sand nigger
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>>670978886
Roll
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Already a muslim, KeK mate
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>>670978886

Lets see
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fuck you
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Rall
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>>670986005
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>>670986600
fuck, i got dubdub, that makes me Allah, Bow bitches
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Bacon is love, bacon is life
Fuck those goat fuckers and terrorists.
Muhammed is gay and comes at night to rape little boys asses
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Who wins:
Islam vs Scientology?
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>>670978886
father lucifer is my only saviour
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trips cus i am allah
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>>670979299
I rate this post 9/11. kekd
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>>670979454
>then don't post faggot?
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Pls no van
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Trips and you'll live with refugees.
Quads will trigger a crusade.
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>>670985866
Checked' and looks like you have to be a shitskin
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please no fucking dubs
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Hit me muhammad
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check em islam ^^
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>>670978886

Fuck islam and fuck all muslims. Fuck christianity, jews, buddists - fuck every single religion and religious person in the world
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>>670978886
I'd rather kill myself
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allahuakbar
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>>670978886

ALLUH AKBAR! THE AMERICANS CAME TO OUR OIL FIELDS. I WATCH THE SKY AND MY GOATS LIT UP LIKE THE EYES OF ALAH. THAT DAY I PUT A JIHAD ON THEM AND IF YOU NOT CAREFULL ILL PUT A JIHAD ON YOU!!!
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0 get and mekka is nuked
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too many dubs_ - cancel project-
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allah is great
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Ravirolly
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SWEDEN YES
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Rolling for Allah
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>2016
>not islamic already
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>>670987559
doomed to an eternity of goat orgies
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To what song did this guy with only one song in iTunes listend all the time? He said he just dont like other songs.
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allahu akbar
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>>670987755
i don't want to fuck something that cries meh meh, i makes me think of "mama+, my mother
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>>670987755
You sir are a retard and a muslim
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>>670978886
plz no
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>>670988098
praise the lord
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>>670988066
check em.
aaaaaaaaalllllluhhhhaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaakbaar!
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>>670988066
kek

doublegets
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>>670988066
pork you, you dubmuslim
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>>670978886
Allahu akdubs
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>>670988287
kek
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>>670978886
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pls no
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ISIS recruit thread
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taaakbiiiirr
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>>670988066
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>>670988274
one could say I'm a dubslim.

I'll read all the books, pick and choose which part I like and whenever I come across people who like other parts or other books I kill them right?
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ITT:
>Muslim Pride Worldwide
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No dubs here
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eh if you wanna go traditional they cant be beat
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>>670988455
This better not be a picture of mohammed.
Or I'll bomb the shit out of you.
You dirty muslim
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>>670988726
the seems to sum it up
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Rolll
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>>670988822
Welcome to the team
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ayy
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>>670988887
You almost got mohammed.
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>>670988788
fuck
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>>670979299
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Boom
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Kay
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>>670978886
meh, roll
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circle jerk thread if i get dub 8's
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Allahu Akhbar
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Rolling for trips to be jihadist
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>>670978886

allahu akbar!!!!
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>>670988933
The irony
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These threads are the only times I get dubs
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>>670989223
thank you yahweh
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allahu akbar
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/thread if dubs
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>>670989257
Feels bad man

Could you point out the direction to mecca?
I have some praying to catch up on.
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>>670989444
Can trips convert back?
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i hate the smell of my rug enough already
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Inshallah
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>>670989697
No wonder it smells with a filthy muslim rubbing his face on it.
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Bomb
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haram
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>>670989877
Fuck
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>>670989877
baby go boom
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> Testing if i'm mentally disabled.
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rollerino
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>>670988455
that thing is written in hebraic
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>>670990124
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>>670978886

Not doing it
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You could also name this treath "dubs must kill themselves"
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>>670990653
The only good part of the religion as far as I'm concerned.

That and the excuse to shoot people who disagree with me in the face.

hmm.....

So where can I sign up with Isis?
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>>670990691
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>>670978886
الله أكبر
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>>670990801
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Fuk y'all
I'm from Texas
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The power of christ compels me
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>>670990968
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let me become a moslem!
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>>670990990
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might as well since my girl is brown
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>>670978886
K
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Fucking shit skins
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>>670990988
>>670991033
>>670989877
kaboom
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>>670978886
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Nope
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>>670978886
WTF am I rolling? Already born a muslim

A beer drinking, whoring, dope-smoking bacon eating, dog owning, muslim.

I'll bet there's lots more like me. More of us that than asshole in related pic.
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>>670991118
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>>670991235
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Rolling
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ALLAHU Akbar
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>>670990728
>>670990968
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Fuck it...
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>>670978886
get
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>>670991235
>>born a muslim

You can't be born a religion fuck-wit. Only have it forced onto you by your parents.
Good to see you've not taken most of it to heart though.
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Ролл
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Ttt
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>>670981174
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Rowl
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>>670978886
Allah is great
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>>670978886
GET
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>>670992111
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lets see
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ROLOLO
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>>670992111
>>670992522
>>670992577
كنت شاذ جنسيا
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>yfw you found out Casio makes a watch that points to Qibla.

http://www.casio-intl.com/asia-mea/en/wat/prayercompass/
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Allahu Akbar
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>>670978886

you cant force me
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>>670978886
Please god save me.
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>>670993411

AW SHIT, RUN!
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>>670993455
kek
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>>670987121
>then don't post faggot
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atheist rolling
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>>670978886
gonna do
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>>670978886
nah
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hell no
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Allahu Akbar!!
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Kelly Roland
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>>670978886
allahu ackbar!
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Rolll
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>>670978886
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Roll for sand nigger god!!
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>>670978886
Swefag here, fuck here we go
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>>670994099
praise be upon you
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>>670994177
and me too! allahu akbar!
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>>670994177
Allah is good
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Rolling
>please allah don't make me convert
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>>670994222
check'd. you have been blessed my brother!
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Risking ir
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>>670994290
Do trips make me a prophet??
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>>670984824
Ur so lonely ;_;
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>>670978886
Roll
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Muham
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>>670978886
Fuck it , i want to know what a goats asshole feels like.
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>>670994373
I'm not up on sandnigger rules, I just became one myself but why not?
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I'd like to fuck a goat
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Allah bless me with clarity
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>>670994511
you have been blessed my friend!
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I'd rather not.
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No, please....
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Time to grow a beard and oppress women.
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>>670994703
Reroll for Allah.
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>>670994511
I and my fellow muslim
>>670994588
will fuck all the goats
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>>670994722
BEHEAD THE INFIDELS
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>>670994722
success! Allah is truly great!
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>>670978886
rollaku rollakbar
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>>670978886
Allahu akbar
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>>670994787
>787
The Boeing model I choose for my next "mission"
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Rollin for 72 virgins
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I already did
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Never
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Thanks god I don't have to become a sand nigger
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>>670978886
nice
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>>670978886
Bye atheism
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>>670978886
You've been reported to the fbi for identity theft Faggot
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Nope.
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>>670995707
Thank God. Jesus is better.
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>>670978886
suck my dick
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TitZ
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ONLY THE GOD EMPEROR DESERVES OUR PRAISE HERETICS
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Allahu Akbar
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>>670994787
Indeed my friend, now you'll excuse me, but I have to throw a couple of homosexuals off a roof, before meeting my darling at the goat farm.
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Please, no dubs...
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>>670996066
CHKD u sandnigger
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if dubs all new muslims in thread are converted to judaism
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Rollin 4 allah
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>>670995937
of course. have fun! remember, death to the infidels!
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>>670996066
Sandnigga
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>>670996279
Inshallah!
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>>670996232
wtf man? what did we do to you? we're just having fun here and you come along with this shit. thank mohammed (pbuh) you failed at dubs!
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Over my dead body
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>>670978886
>670978886
Roooooooooooolll
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not get
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K
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>>670978886
lulz
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