>prettier >smarter >softer skin >fun to be around
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>prettier
>smarter
>softer skin
>fun to be around
>interesting fashion
>able to talk about feelings, not hurr durr football durr assault weapon
Why are girls so much better than guys?
How are you coping with the depressing fact that you'll never be a girl?
>>670977265
I'd love to be a girl, or rather an attractive girl, but they're not "better" per say, just different in the ways I want to be different.
>>670977265
I don't I just wallow in sadness
Also guys are more relatable if you're a guy, because you're also a guy
Tits or gtfo
My work here is done.......
>>670977265
you are socially awkward if you cant talk to your bros about how you're feeling.
>>670977265
>subjective
>depends
>depends
>subjective
>sure I guess
>you're doing socialising wrong
>>670977265
Fuck the concept of gender superiority on either side, but yeah I want to be one. What am I doing to combat the depression? Cry and think about suicide.
>>670977265
lefty scum
>>670977265
Ah yes, all 3.5 billion males are identical. But each female is a special delicate individual who can't be generalised.
>>670977265
she was out in front of it by a good bit
also, I didn't bother to read any of what you wrote
just wanted to put in my two cents
>>670977817
you know how many republican senators have been caught in the men's bathroom? they're pretty in touch with their feminine side. how do you know OP isn't a right-wing nutjob like you?
For life on easy mode, it goes:
>Attractive white female
>The wealthy
>Attractive non-black female
>Attractive non-black male
>Truly intelligent people who can actually apply their gifts to the real world
>Attractive black females
>Everything else
>Attractive black males
>Ugly black people
Seriously. I'd love to be an attractive female, but if I was ugly and black, male or female, I'd probably just kill myself.
>>670977265
Hmm, I don't know...
Maybe it's the fact that all freedoms for women rely on the existence of the very fragile and thing veneer of technology.
Women are naturally horrifically fragile. Their biology constantly works against them (walk into any medical faculty and you'll notice it's 90% women needing treatment).
Without technological and medical advances women would be absolutely nothing.
On top of this, women are the core of societal problems. Women consume at a disgusting rate, in all aspects of life. The clothing, cosmetic, medical etc. consumption of women is insane. They are eating earth's resources at an incredible rate.
All this and women contribute fuck all to most of the things they are reliant on.
>>670977265
By having sex with them
>>670978558
fuck off to /POL/, coloured girls are hot as fuck
>>670978826
I'm not saying they aren't (or can't be). I'm saying life is easier for hot white girls than hot black girls. But both are better off than males, ugly or not.
>>670977265
Men ARE better.
Women HAVE IT better.
learn the difference.
-actually dumber
-not self dependent
-not reliable
-weak
-bitching
-lying
-periods
-annoying
thank fucking lord I'm not a woman.
>>670979037
well said anon
>>670978826
the light brown ones are, but not the burnt niggers, they can go to hell for all I care.
>>670979170
Translation:
>The reasons I'm a fag
>>670979037
Meh...men have plus side, so do women, men have down sides so do women. Only difference between men and women is that men are stronger, and women can make a human inside them.
Basically arguing who is better is autism levels unknown.
>>670977265
the dykest of them all
tfw you ask god for a re roll
>>670977514
> per say
when people don't pronounce latin right, this happens.
>>670977265
>>670979037
This guy gets it.
Society offers women extra help, basically the same way society helps out the disabled. It's just the kind thing to do. Sadly women have fallen for their own bullshit and forgotten they are weak and pathetic left to their own devices.
>>670979571
Yeah, fine. Per se. Happy?
>>670979506
I'm just waiting until they perfect virtual reality. It's the only real chance I have.
>>670979770
I'm waiting for the VR parlours from Minority Report. That shit was rad!
>>670977265
i once fuck my gf in the ass and then got drunk with friends, when i got home she sucked her crusty ass of f my dick and threw up, i laughed for 20 minutes trait then went to sleep.
>>670979770
if only bruce jenner had your patience you saint
>>670979657
See, you are capable of using google to research things and get them right. So why not try and apply that approach more in life? Because when you don't you look like a twat.
It seems every retard is using that phrase these days, in an attempt to look intelligent. It's almost always spelt wrong or used in the wrong context.
Don't use language you don't understand and/or can't spell.
It's like when people say "I could care less" when it should be: "I couldn't care less". Idiots.
>>670980016
Holy Christ. It's the lord of autism. Just think of how many fedoras he needed to stack on top of his head to type that shit.
>>670977265
Men rule the world. It has always been so, and will always be so.
>>670980232
I was about to say, I bet you he ran it through spell check before he hit send.
>>670980320
A very few of them do. The rest of us feel like cucks because we aren't them.
Women have no such dynamic. They can be nothing and still be proud.
Being born male is a fucking curse for 99% of us.
>>670980016
lulz
I know exactly the kind of faggot you are. You insist to yourself you're cultured and educated and have developed an ego based solely around this fable. Just make sure you never venture outside your mom's basement, because your fantasy will decay pretty rapidly when you have to interact with real people and realize you're not a special snowflake.
>>670977265
Go on YouNow, and decide for yourself if girls are indeed superior.
Girls are....
>conceited
>shallow
>boring as fuck
>extremely attention needy
>>670980011
I do what I must, anon
>>670980509
If this isn't bait, and you actually think that....I feel really bad for you.
>>670980232
>>670980378
Yay, let's all applaud stupidity and getting things wrong! It's so very cool and edgy to not be able to correctly use language - you know, that thing that allows humans to communicate clearly with each other.
Call me autistic all you like. I'd rather be seen as autistic than a retard.
>>670978826
How dare you post a nigger.
Race mixing is the ultimate sin.
>>670980320
>Men rule the world.
>humans rule the world
>being this delusional
>>670980526
But their lives are many, many times easier.
They aren't necessarily "better" it's just better to be them.
Which means, by any practical, non-cuck standard, that they are better.
>>670980514
I'm 40 and I'm a published author. I live off the royalties. I also moved out of home at 16 and had to fend for myself.
So yes, well done for your keen insight.
>>670980590
>I'd rather be seen as autistic than a retard
You're both. Fuck off.
>>670977265
There is this myth that girls are more able to talk about their feelings than boys. It is not true. Women came up with this myth, because they found that while they were with other women, they found it easy to talk about their feelings, but they never heard guys talk about their feeling while they were around. So it seemed that girls did and boys didn't talk about how they felt. But if you have been out of your basement and into the world, you will have experienced that most women find it extremely difficult to talk about their feelings with men. Yes, they sure know how to USE EXAGGERATED AND FAKED EMOTIONS to make men do what they want, but almost all women find it very hard to sit with a man and quietly open themselves to them, admitting their true feelings and thoughts. Men on the other hand find it just as easy to show other men their feelings as women find it to tell other women their feelings. The only difference is that men express their emotions through their behavior: they hug their friends or beat them up, depending on how they feel, while women talk about how they think they feel, while they often don't act on those emotions, that is they don't help those friends they say thay love or they are still friends with all the girls they admit to disliking. Their verbally expressed emotions are often lies, while men usually don't lie in their behaviors.
I'm happy to be a man. I'm fun to be around (that's what the women in my life tell me), I'm smarter than most people around me (men and women), I look good enough to attract the people I want, and who cares about fashion?
If you have to post here to make men feel bad, obviously you feel inferior to them. Work on your self-esteem.
>>670980712
Translation:
>Please validate my ego
Nah, bruh. That's not what I'm here for.
>>670980016
well they could care less as well
>>670980722
This...
>>670980584
What part of that is wrong?
Do you actually feel like you "rule the world"? You're on fucking /b/. You don't and it is pathetic as hell if you think otherwise.
You actually think women have this same power drive? Look at all the sponge women out there totally pleased with their lives.
>>670980712
>I'm a published author
Implying losers can't get published
>>670980590
Well shit you failed and you look retarded.
>>670980784
No you're hear to make unfounded statements about strangers in order to make yourself feel superior.
Shouldn't you be jacking it to a trap thread or something?
>>670980712
Wow.
>>670980911
Go on then, go put your money where your mouth is. Let's see how well you get on.
>>670980974
Yeah bro, I think >>670980712
needs to be a new copypasta in the same vein as the Navy SEAL one.
>>670977265
I cope by showing my feminine penis online to a bunch of anonymous teenagers acting tough while using their mama's laptop inside their house basement in some rundown murrican State while jerking to some MLP after a heartbreaking lover's quarrel with their waifu printed on a body pillow.
>>670980710
Girls have it easier until they hit 30. Then they fall apart and become miserable shits.
Girls constantly worry about looking attractive, which is very time consuming.
Would you dedicate your life to shoving dicks in you?
Most women don't know what they have and squander it by the time they are 30 and live the rest of their lives as hambeasts.
Being a chick aged 13-33 must be awesome. But 33-Life its way better to be a dude.
>>670980968
This fucking faggot is by far more entertaining than OP's original post. You are so monumentally douchey it blows my mind. Please, do go on. Dazzle us with your astounding feats of intellectual achievement and brilliance. Defend your sterling reputation as a fucking 40 year old to a bunch of teenagers on an anonymous imageboard. You are literally the biggest fucking loser I've met on 4chan in a while, bro.
>>670981247
rekt
Girls can wear pajamas all day and get away with it.
Checkmate boys.
>>670981247
>>670980016
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>670977265
All that build up and I was thinking you were going to ask "why are tomboys so much better than basic bitches?" or at least "why are girls so shallow and retarded compared to tomboys?"
You really let me down, OP. You went for the easy bait. Very uncouth.
hurr durr maybe that's why I'm attracted to girls and not guys you ignorant slut
>>670977265
They're not, because they lack the most important attribute: being interesting
They have no real hobbies and interests.. They just exist
>>670977265
>Never happy
>Unwilling to help you when you need it
>Won't pay for anything unless made to
>Makes small issues into massive issues
>Not interested in you , only what you can give her
>Terrible with her finances and depends on you to help
>Only does things she is interested in with you
>Spends money on shit that is out of fashion with in a year and never use again
>Thinks your feelings are not important , but wants you to prioritize her feelings
>Hates where she works and the people she works with , refuses to look for new job
>Wants everyone to change their plans to suit her
>Unwilling to compromise
>More than willing to NOT give you favours , but expects favours all the time
>Obsessed with appearance & conformity
>Lies all the time , cries when called out on it and uses an emotional barrage attack on you to make you feel like the bad guy.
Women can be great
>>670980016
>lectures on proper grammar and spelling
>SPELT
Get the fuck outta here, kid. You've got homework to do.
>>670981922
Not every woman is your ex-girlfriend, bro.
>2016
>not dating a qt trap with a feminine body who's best of both worlds.
get on board faggots.
>>670981701
Maybe white trash girls wear pjs... But they sure as fuck don't get away with it.
>smarter
No, men are objectively smarter
>fun to be around
No, men are objectively more fun to hang around with because they actually have hobbies and stuff to do
>more interesting fashion
Dresses and skirts? Fuck no. Male fashion blows female fashion out of the water, but you'd know that if you were actually interested in fashion.
>>670982047
Yes they are
>>670982036
General statements for 3 of my exs and a few of my friends current girlfriends/wives.
Not all women , fair representative sample.
>>670978558
True Im a poor yet attractive white guy girls don't mind paying for me which is nice still wish I wad rich tho id even settle for being less attractive too because eventually it matters less
>>670982178
Women love to be entertained , rarely think of cool shit to do
>>670981922
Anti-feminist women are the hottest women on the planet. Why? Because they have brains and think for themselves. It's so easy to let a group tell you what to think or how to feel. It's a challenge to be yourself, despite what others might say about you.
>>670980526
i tried watching, but couldn't last 10 minutes. it's like a virtual girlfriend simulator: you get to listen their endless bullshit
Women are fun to play with as well
>>670982036
>>670981976
>SPELT
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelt
>>670982240
Dream girl <3 I would change her and have kids with her. Then our children can shit on your mom's face
>>670981208
>>would you dedicate your life to shoving dicks in you
Easier than dedicating your life to a soul crushing, shitty paying job and being treated like shit by society. But if a woman does a fraction of the work she's seen as some fucking hero.
>>670982369
>dat butthurt
>>670977265
>no
>no
>maybe
>no
>if you're a fag and like wearing women's clothes
>why even talk about feelings, it's pointless, deal with problems internally.
>>670982047
Cross dressing/traps is full onset mental illness/severe disillusionment of being a special snowflake who likes to get fucked in his man holster. This faggot has a schizophrenic delusion where he is utterly convinced he has XX female chromosomes regardless of the XY male chromosomes that his body is hardwired with.
He may change his physical appearance and cut his cock off but he will always be XY male.
Only the mentally ill argue otherwise.
>>670980016
He has transcended
>>670982427
>wiminz place
>>670981211
30-plus as a dude is only worthwhile if you're rich or have achieved status. If not you feel like a cuck and loathe your existence.
Women past that age are still allowed to be useless and spend all their time on their whims.
>>670977265
>>prettier
>>smarter
>>softer skin
>>fun to be around
Hey, Opie...
Your first 4 are far more true off little girls than adult women.
Wait, strike "smarter", but hey, who really cares?
Aren't all adult women jelly of high school girls?
Checkmate OP
>>670982488
Yet you still fap to traps
>>670980016
Look at the superior fag. Language is plastic, bud. Get over yourself and take your fedora with you.
>>670982380
>being unironically and literally autistic
Do yourself a favor and google "spelt" and tell me what you find.
>>670977265
I think the cuck culture on /b/ is getting a little out of hand. Feels like Tumblr in here.
>>670977265
You watch to much tv. Chicks are about equally as intelligent as men. Thier "fashion" is a testament to this. And they may have a more empathetic response to shit but that gets old real fast. Couple that with once a month going batshit crazy and being in pain. Aging usually causing that skin damaged by years of wearing layers of toxic chemicals for the "fashion" they have to shrivel. Ad opposed to the look of a man who (assuming he doesnt get fat) get steadily better until a very old age. AND getting to cum during every sexual experience regurdless of his partners his experience. Being a man is better.
>>670981922
Lol you are definitely projecting one of your past or current relationships I can assure you all women arent that bad
>>670982777
Nice trips, but you're wrong. Spelt is correct in British English.
>>670980526
so that's where all the QTs are hiding on the internet. damn it! how long has this shit been going on? am i too late to the party?
>>670982777
Not even that guy, but you really need to stop being such a faggot.
>>670982976
Don't ruin his carefully manufactured fantasy
>>670977265
I don't bleed from my dick for a week every month. I don't have to wear a bra strap
>>670977265
> implying women are smarter
> implying all guys are military hobos like your friends
> implying men have loads of nice clothes to buy. since, you know, men fashion totally doesn't mean formal wear since we graduated from tunics.
I don't know if OP is retarded sissy who wants to wear shorts or just woman
>>670983107
>I don't bleed from my dick for a week every month
You will when I'm done with you, faggot
>>670977265
Why be a girl who have to fuck with an idiot when I can be the idiot who fuck the girl?
>>670982984
>>670982687
You're all being autistic can we get back to either bitching about how shit women are or being cucklords. K Thanks.
>>670983196
>>670982380
At least we don't bleed
>>670983419
>dat file name
>>670977265
i deal with the fact im not a grill by putting my dick in them, and making 3 bucks more an hour for no reason.
so yeah im okay not having boobs.
>>670983135
>Implying men in the military aren't intelligent.
>Implying I can't bench press twice your weight while talking about Voltaire.
Fuck off with your projections civilian faggot.
>>670977265
different opinions. I have guy friends and girl friends and i prefer to hang out with guys so much more. Girls just get offended by everything additionally at least the ones i hang out with or all the girls i have ever known are quite boring when it comes to doing fun stuff like hiking or outdoory stuff (rockclimbing going to the mountains, surfing etc everything else) and are only really for going to parties/town. I find talking to them to be boring aswel. Eh. I actually talked to my guy friends about it and they sort of came to the same conclusion i did. Girls are just cum dumbsters 2bh.... i mean they are nice to talk to but a good bromance is better than a "Friend relationship with a chick without the sex.
>>670980016
>>670982380
>>670982984
>>670983038
>Not even that guy
>stop being a faggot
>being this ass blasted over a spelling error and proper grammar
You really are an autist!
>>670979463
> meh
>>670983419
Now try not being a typical American and realising that the English language is used differently outside of America. Especially in Britain where the language originated and where SPELT is the past tense and past participle of spell.
Yes it's also a kind of wheat.
>>670983623
This is why we need IDs again. Everyone assumes everyone is samefagging, and screenshots are only met with 'nice paint skillz fagg0t'
Oh wait. It's /b/ and it's always fucking garbage anyway.
>>670983735
Holy fucking Christ. Shut the fuck up. No one cares about this shit you shining beacon of autism. Yes I'm mad.
>>670980712
Dude your better than everyone holy crap
>>670983518
not talking about ppl enlisted, just military maniacs that watch weapon tests during fap sessions
doing what you're paid to do is fine with me
>>670979463
> men have upside (everything but sex)
> woman have upside (sex)
Woman socially,competitively just in everyday are more boring to hang out with. The only time i want to hang out with a girl is when im going to town for woman to start dancing with/have a backup plan if i dont meet any1 to fuck.
If you meet the 1 in million girl that isnt boring and is actually fun to hang out with fucking hold on tight cause the rest of them are emotional wrecks that get offended at everything, are boring and a hassle to go out with. Yes a hassle the only reason guys hang out with chicks is to fuck them or to fuck there friends. I have only meet 3 cool girls that are not boring in my life and the majority of them where 90s tomgirls so its pretty much GG for the new generation of catty, bitchy, privileged whinners.
>>670983822
You seem to care enough to whip out MS paint and paint your Van Gogh of Autism to prove your factually inaccurate point.
>>670983735
Now try not being a typical Britbong and
>REALISING
that you're getting BTFO, you stupid fucking cunt.
Lecture me harder, senpai! UGGUUUUU~
>>670981247
Lol this
>>670983927
No, son. Just no. Try again tomorrow.
>>670983936
Sorry we don't stick Z (that's Zed not Zee) in words for no reason.
>>670983927
>now you're lashing out at anyone that thinks you're a dipshit
Holy fuck, I am so glad I decided to browse today!
Again, I don't think I can make this any clearer
>getting this mad over WORDS
>>670982902
I don't buy that "it's hard for women to cum" business for a second. It is just a way for women to be lazy in bed and make men feel emasculated for not doing 100% of the work in something that should be a team effort.
>>670983904
You sound super boring. I don't think women are the problem.
>>670983936
Let's settle this like gentlemen.
A dual to trips?
>>670977265
>>670982036
Pretty much a good majority of women though.
>>670983904
I know lots of fun girls... just don't act like you need to always stick your dick in it and treat then like a person and they open up... girls are people too you know.
>>670984158
hey lady no need to get triggered. The truth hurts.
>>670980016
This is why no woman will ever fuck you.
>>670982392
Ok, you child abusing, scat fetishist.
>>670977265
What the fuck is with this Tumblrina post?
>>670984071
>MFW the only thing left for the British to cling to is idiosyncratic spelling and pronunciation.
>>670984071
>didn't even realise his grammatical error I was pointing out
>still wants to feign superiority
This is why Americans think people from the UK are twats.
>>670982411
This man speaks the truth.
>>670982313
Kek
>>670980590
But when he said "per say", EVERYONE knew what he meant. Even you. You were just being a nitpicky fucking annoying loser. You wasted everyone's time in an effort to show everyone you know trivia.
Also "could care less" is totally correct now too.
>>670984201
I have a girlfriend but this argument was "who is more fun to hang out with" and my answer was guys..... Not trying to piss off woman just have never had as much fun hanging out or doing a group hang out with woman than with a group of guys..... Even some of my friends that are girls prefer to hang out with my guy group than her friends..... idk what to tell you its just what its like city girls can just be boring.... dont trigger all over me
>>670983590
>don't call a girl fat
>support her if she accidentally have some random fun
other than that, you can talk about absolutely everything
>>670982639
I'm 33 and only earn $60k a year, drive an 11 year old car and own my small house, feels good.
>>670984361
nigger detected
>>670984217
See? This is what I mean. Women aren't your problem. You're just not funny and you are annoying.
>>670978218
This
>>670980782
>>670982027
>>670982313
girl here, you look like a disgusting person
>>670984554
wasn't trying to be funny. was just pointing out you are triggered over an opinion based on my views and experiences with hanging out with girls. Trigger more pls
>>670977265
the fact girls love man makes it somewhat comforting because they cant be so bad + mankind would die without men(as well as women), so not that bad at all
Holy shit. This thread turned into a steaming pile of garbage.
>>670984610
Triggered
>>670984610
Boy here. Open your filthy little mouth, piggy, while I piss in it.
>>670982902
Women cycle once a month, men cycle every 20 to 40 minutes, no leeway given to mens sexual cycle in terms of behaviour.
Women get a pass.
Fuck off.
>>670982488
implying I give a fuck, i'll still fuck her trap asshole.
>>670984182
sauce pls
>>670983079
It is a collection of three different girlfriends and a few of my mates gf/wives.
Nobody has even mentioned the fact that basic male sexuality is pathologized and criminalized in the west.
>>670984892
Nobody mentioned your mom either
i dunno, i think guys are kinda fun to hang out with too
>>670977265
>smarter
I needed a laugh this morning.
>>670983107
How often do you have to work longer hours in a shitter and more dangerous job?
How often do you pick up the bar/restaurant bill and the bulk of other expenses?
How often do you do the majority of physical labour and get lumped with the responsibility of wether sex is good or not based on your performance?
i feel like you're not making very good points there, i've had loads of interesting conversations with guys - and they may be pretty, but why's that relevant? I don't want to BE the thing i enjoy fucking, I want to keep fucking it!
>>670983735
Britfag here.
This isn't even true.
Not coping very well OP
>>670984143
Ahh i should clarify i guess, remember being a teenager. The first time you dove your manhood into some skank? Remember how you felt like a god as you blasted cum into someone for the first time. She didnt cum at least not from your cock. You did though. All im saying is for a man to cum all a bitch has to do is be there.
>>670984780
The fuck are you talking about?
>>670983735
Just go to bed grammar Nazi, noone gives a shit.
>>670984780
>Women get a pass
You're absolutely right and that is called female privilege.. and I "pass" on pieces of shit people like you. Later, hoodrat.
>>670977265
Fuck you, OP. They are a walking assault weapon.
I'm coping with the depressing fact that I will always have to deal with them.
>>670977265
You've never been married.
Also you are a closeted homo.
>>670980722
Don't forget that women use mens emotions against them, women are master manipulators, they learn from early childhood that crying and sulking gets them what they want the majority of the time, they do advance to shaming when older.
I am glad to say that I have sworn off romantic relationships with women, I still fuck, but I am never letting another woman manipulate me into being her boy.
>>670977265
>How are you coping with the depressing fact that you'll never be a girl?
By stealing their panties and smelling them.
>>670980911
Implying that you read all of what he said, he is living off of the royalties, loser books don't make you money to retire on, perhaps school or some sort of home would be a positive environment for you.
>>670978680
This. Absolutely true. Women would be nothing without the inventions of man
>>670978680
This guy gets it.
>>670985386
Nah bro. She came too. We were already pretty good at that what with fingering and going down on each other for a long time before we actually fucked.
>>670980722
/thread
.....
>>670985543
Biology dipshit
>>670985911
Live in a country town, earn $60k a year and own car & home = hood rat?
>>670981922
thisthisthisthisthis
gf is exactly like described, just stay there to fuck her. but i think i'm gonna break up, this worthless bitch isn't even good enough for this.
>>670977265
nice try
>>670978558
>>670980590
First, they don't know what "autistic" actually means. They are just repeating it because they have seen it used as an insult and they can't wait to jump in with the crowd.
Second, it is the "in" thing to applaud stupidity because the new fad in society is to emulate negro behavior and all the trappings thereof (deliberately bad spelling, dressing gangsta, chubby chasing, obsessing on dat ass.)
None of these retards realize how lost they would be if you took their cellphone away.
>We're living in dark times as society circles the drain.
>>670980509
Fam you sound so bitter and sad,I've got to agree with >>670980584
>>670985008
>>670977265
I get fucked by men and don't have to deal with childbirth and periods.
Checkmate.
> weaker and inferior in every aspect of life
> No beard
> No dick
Why would I want to be a woman?
>>670987658
Remember back when a cartridge based console was your prized possession and the internet wasn't really a thing most people had in their homes and pay TV was a cool novelty you got to watch at a richer friend or cousins house?
Back when you were 7 and your father did cool shit like take you out shooting the .22
>>670987166
Manginas refuse to believe this reality with the vast majority of women.
Good & decent women exist, but most of them are narcissistic self centred and obnoxious.
>prettier
check
>smarter
in academics, check.
>softer skin
check
>fun to be around
check
>interesting fashion
check
>able to talk about feelings
check
OP is right. women should all just go lesbian, no reason to associate with any men, ever.
us men will just take our money and resources and fend for ourselves.
I'm surprised this thread is not only about calling op a faggot. and although a lot of things here are really wrong in terms of calling women shit, it's partly true. Women have it better, but men are better
>>670977265
if it's important to you that you have soft skin then you are a girl op.
Or at least a kind of super ugly tranny, at least in your brain.
>>670978680
So women contribute largely to the economy
>>670977265
Both genders suck ass.
People suck in general.
>>670989560
Why do women always complain about how bad they have it to the point of getting laws legislated to make things better for them?
Being a female clearly is the worse option since they need the support of society in every matter.
>>670989124
If you're trying to make fun of someone for being an observant adult, you're doing it wrong.
>>670978826
>this isn't a beastiality thread
>>670981922
I salute you.
>>670990484
i dunno, i don't associate with them. doing them a favor, tbh.
we're all doing them a favor by pretending they don't exist.
>>670990089
>So women contribute largely to the economy
>>670977265
>prettier
sure. i think men and women both generally find this to be the case. that's what women were evolved for, after all.
>smarter
the only consistent, conclusive consensus is that men are more likely to gravitate towards extremes while women are more likely to hover around slightly, but not significantly, above average, i.e. the smartest women have never and will never be as intelligent as the smartest men, at the cost of the same applying to the dumbest.
>fun to be around
>interesting fashion
>able to talk about feelings
>hurr durr football durr assault weapons
i bet you enjoy talking with women about cute boys and how many dicks you've sucked, too.
>>670980712
no you aren't
and even if you were, bragging that you're 40 and on 4chan is unbelievably pathetic
>>670977265
>>prettier
I'd hope so, a pretty guy would be a fag.
>>smarter
Walk into any law office, engineering class, NASA, government building, and tell me how many are women...
>>softer skin
Again, I'd hope so, a man with soft skin isn't a man (also, how is this better? how does this help anyone?)
>>fun to be around
if in the bedroom you mean then yes, otherwise vapid conversation and gossip are your thing.
>>interesting fashion
so they wear nice clothes, yep, that makes them better...
>>able to talk about feelings, not hurr durr football durr assault weapon
ALL they talk about is feelings, and they don't even understand them so it's just BS and talking in circles...
>>670977265
i get to fuck them
>>670977265
>depressing fact you'll never be a girl
I don't have to shit out bloody vaginal lining every month.
I can piss wherever I please.
No one expects me to be beautiful or pristine.
It's much easier for me to have an orgasm.
I'm fine with being a dude.
>taking the bait
You idiots!
>>670985225
yes it is, you're just too dumb to know
>>670984610
You have no idea how I look just because my porn is not to your taste. I also prefer black women and chances are you are white so in the end idk
>>670977265
>smarter
The average female has 5 points less IQ than the average male, and has a smaller brain. Please stop falling for the feminism meme.
>>670990543
What? No. Just remembering a better time before internet bullshit.
Stop projecting.
>>670991249
>>I don't have to shit out bloody vaginal lining every month.
I'd take that over having extremely sensitive bits of you dangling out in front and where you sit all the damn time
>>I can piss wherever I please.
So can women. And they don't get put on the sex offender list for doing so if they get caught. Yes, this actually happens.
>>No one expects me to be beautiful or pristine.
First of all, yes they do. Second of all it is much easier for a woman to be attractive (just be not fat) than a man (be tall, be wealthy)
>>It's much easier for me to have an orgasm.
This is untrue, especially when older.
>>I'm fine with being a dude.
Yeah, and those grapes were probably sour anyway.
>>670991981
Okay, but they've certainly made it acceptable for them to have an extremely cushy life and have made western society cater to their every whim. I'd say if they're not smarter, we're definitely doing something wrong.
>>670991135
Projection much?
>>670982268
Have to agree! Feminism is the plague, makes women unable to think for themselves and in search of a false identity through a group.
>>670985008
lol at the dude kicking out the boat
>>670993046
>What? No. Just remembering a better time before internet bullshit.
Ok, sorry about that, I get you.
That's what I meant myself, millennials would lose 100 IQ points without Google in their hands.
If the 4G network ever goes down, modern society will collectively shit itself. Millennials (and a lot of adults) have become completely dependent on instant gratification and gone shallow from focusing on social networking, gossip, and pop culture.
Combine this with thinking MTV Cribs is an aspiration and twerking is attractive and we're going downhill fast if life gets difficult.
>>670977265
>Girls
>smarter
pick one
>>670978558
You forgot middle class white guys, the default of easy mode. I'd put us just under the wealthy.
>>670977265
>How are you coping with the depressing fact that you'll never be a girl?
By being absofuckinglutely ecstatic about that fact. Don't get me wrong, I love to date women, but I sure as fuck don't want to be one.
Most women are super fucking boring to hang around with. They all do the same shit it's like they have no personality. I've met only 3 women so far who are actually funny and not close-minded like the majority.
>>670977265
I deal with it by marrying a good one after an exhaustive screening process (which took 2 years), and then ensuring that she become completely emotionally and financially dependant on me while having sex with her until she becomes pregnant with our child.
That is how i deal with not being a woman. I fuck one.
>>670981894
this is not true for all women but yes, the majority is fucking boring
>be inferior OP
>project his failure onto all penis bearers
>>670985008
omfg my sides at 2 am in da morning.
She falls back in hahahahahha.
