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I am royalty
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>>670976818
WITNESS ME !
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>>670976818
gin
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Bow before your king
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>>670976818
whoop there it is
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Gonna post my favourite quote from this series and be blessed with quads: off i go then!
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i just wanna be free
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Filthy peasants
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>>670977055
Reroll
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OP is a peasant like all of us
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Kneel for ur lord and almighty !
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>>670977134
Reroll
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THE KING IS HERE
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I'm the knight
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>>670977055
Warhammer is also my fav fam
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Feels Bad to be a peasant
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Rollin'
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SIEG HEIL
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Peasant here
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I guess im emperor then...
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Rowwlwllw
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These soldiers kneed a knight
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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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bow to me
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Pls
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We will rise up and overcome!
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roll for singles
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Where is your God now?
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>>670976818
Republic pls
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Knight get.
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i want to be peasant
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Asuh dude
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Gotta go farm resources
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Bow down and bend over.
Also, give me 3000 Stone peasants
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I'll just post it again and again
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The Emperor is here!
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Quonts
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Emperor get
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>>670977766
Not even close babby
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Just passing through m'Lord.
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>>670976818
Peasant get
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You were the chosen one Anakin!
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kneel
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farts
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>>670976818
Bow before me, you filthy peasants
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Why not
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stop being niggers
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he looked at me!
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>>670976818
Well, I didn't vote for you.
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single for the dingle :(
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>>670976818
You can call me Sir Bottomfeeder.
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>>670976818
All these peasents thinking they're better then they really are, know your place as I know mine!
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>>670976818
Nigger
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>>670977977
Ha!!! Soldier not emperor!!
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dub for the pub
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Try me.
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>>670977977
We don't bow before a soldier fagot
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>>670976818
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of:_"-\_ pic of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ .
A human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of human of technology of energies from machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
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mum get the camera
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I didn't expect to become this important with a single post
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>>670976818
testing luck
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Plz be peasant ...
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I serve my king with pride
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>>670977070
You pleb!
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I am number one
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Roll for royalty
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Rell
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>>670976818

deal with it, nerds
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hm
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Bring pleb
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>>670976818

mi'lord
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>>670976818
lel
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THE NEW EMPEROR
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single get
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>>670978441
Jumpin the gun champ
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>>670976818
wat
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come at me bro
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Casuals
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>>670976818
Buuuuuuuuurn heeeeuuuuur
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>>670976818
Roll
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Got this
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rawhide
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Roll
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I is peasant
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I am Knigh Tripplestin of phives
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>>670976818
rill
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>>670976818
Behold !

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

(Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.)
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>>670976818
sure is peasant in here
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Grant me my Kingdom
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yup
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>>670976818
Fuck it, roll.
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Well these crops aren't gonna grow themselves
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>>670976818
Ech
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Let's see
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Mah king
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Step aside plebs
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At least as a pesant, one belongs to the majority
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You all die
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Sleepy kitten king mode activate
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My time is now
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>>670977010
That artist has so little clue how human bodies are shaped it actually funny
>7/10, would laugh again
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>>670976818
Anything but peasant, GO
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Hmmm
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Bow down to me and lick my stub
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I am a nigger jew
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>>670976818
peasant get
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>>670977503
Too bad it's never gonna get played
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>>670978888
let's see what faggot stole our king away
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trump>bernie
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Henry Rollins
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>>670976818
Bow down, you filthy peasant.
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>>670976818
reporting in
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>>670978930
Lick thine stub
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>>670976818
kek peasant fuck
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>>670976818
Stfu peasant
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>>670976818
Can I be Pheasant?
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>>670976818
King of kings check
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You can call me "Your Majesty"
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>>670976818
Bow down
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>>670976818
I am your king now
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Your god is here, and he doesn't like you.
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>>670976818

the king is in the house bitches
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>>670976818
BEHOLD YOUR GOD
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if emperor, niggas all banned from 4chan
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>>670979208
stfu peasant
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>>670976818
Fucking plebs
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Ha filthy peasants!
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Fools, you don't become king by begging or trying to roll. You become king by enslaving the masses to follow your rule making them believe its their rule.
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bow before australia.
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>>670979250
shut the fuck up jimmy and empty the shtting ditch
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>>670976818
Roll
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>>670976818
I have arrived, The God-Emperor of Mankind...
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bow to the king bitches
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If I'm the emperor then episode 8 of star wars will be even worse then episode 7
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fucking peasants
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So far we've yielded but one soldier. Pathetic
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Pls boss I want to habe a kang
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>>670976818
oh to be reminded of my peasantry yet again..
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its in my blood
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For the emperor !
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Humble Knight reporting for duty
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>>670979622
maybe if you work harder buddy
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ayy lmao
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>>670976818
I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome."
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Check out these singles
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Bow before me
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>>670979994
>>670979994
MEDIOCRE
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>>670976818

allahu snackbar!
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Rolling, may the gods bestow upon me mine rightful destiny.
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let me be a peasant and die
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>>670976818
Go back to bed, all of you.
Fap, deus vult
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Who am I?
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>>670976818
Hey, I'm black
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Stalin
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Get on my level.
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>>670976818
bow before me, peasants
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all hail to the new king
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>>670976818
I'm starting with low expectations
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Bring out ya dead!
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I am tha king
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>>670979994
so close tho
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>>670980248
Then moving up
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>>670980147
NO! I AM NOT A FILTHY PEASANT!
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>>670976818
I am so humbol
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>>670976818
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I am king
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>>670980327
Will take my glory with fire and sword.
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I am a knight
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i like apples
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>dat feel when nothing above dubs the entire thread
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>>670980147
>>670980327
>>670980405
I will accept the fact that I am just a peasant. Gonno go and buy a playstation for me. byez.
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suuhhhh
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>>670980497
Look again faggot
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Behold!
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>>670976818
What happens if someone becomes Emperor?
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Got a knight last time
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king of poop here :p
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Can I be a peasant?
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>>670980777
The only Knight here, no one is higher than me.
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>>670976818
Emperor get
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>ITT: plebs
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I hate you all so much.
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whaddupp
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Yeet
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Dick ass
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who am i?
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I am the king!
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>>670981028
a fucking pleb
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>>670976818
Peasant get
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How do you do fellow kids?
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i want to be peasant and grow my super crops!
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>>670981043
no, you are a peasant
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I didn't vote for you to be king
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DO IT
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No Kings, No Masters.

Only the empire
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rawl
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>>670981114
off by 3
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once again, king
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By the gods
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I'll rise from singles to dubs and from dubs to trips and so on.
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>>670981133
>>670981144
and the soldiers of the empire
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>>670981213
and this peasant
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pleasant
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rolllll
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>>670981344
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Kneel in front of the Emperor!
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peasant master race
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>>670976818
Going for the trips nips
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no more trips
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Hail To The King bitches!
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Soldier would work for me
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Sup
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Tis i
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>>670976818
where is you're god now?
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Arms of peasants destroy the emperor, and empire!
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Here is my roll, yo
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roolyyy
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>>670976818
hey
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King me
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>>670976818
Bow down to the Emperor, the king og kings
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niceuruh
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>>670976818
Im emperor tharussian
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Step aside royalty, pleb coming through
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>>670976818
im a peasant, darn it
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pls
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im a nigger
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Rollin'
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>>670976818
hi
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I like having shit on my face
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>>670976818
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I am not a simple peasant!
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Please bless me with Quints.
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royal roll
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rolling for them quints
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Meh
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Well... Shit
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rollll
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rolling bros
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rollllling
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Move aside nobles, peasant rewporting in
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thats pretty neat
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Rawling...
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fucking plebs
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ROLLİN FOR PEASENT
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sigh
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I will win. Note before my Nigger cock.
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Some tart in the river was passing out swords
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>>670982261
From peasant to solider!
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>>670976818
out of my way, peasant
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>>670976818
knave
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Thou shall walk with thy head up high.
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>>670976818
Emperor get
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>>670976818
>>
>>670976818
My father was a peasant and his father before him was a peasant and I am a
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reddit is so much better
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King me bitch
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>>670982633
Prove it gadget
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sir eggs n bacy
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You will refer to me as your grace.
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>>670976818
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>>670976818
Lord fuk u
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I am duck.
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peasant life - easy life
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>>670976818
KING ME BABY
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>>670976818
Knight life
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>>670982844
atleast I'm not a peasant...
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No matter what I'm always going to be naked.
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>>670976818
>>670976818
BOW TO ME
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yes m'lord?
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>>670976818
Wut
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I am your faithfull servant
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>>670982673
Silence, you dirty peasant!
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>>670976818
Pleb
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reporting :)
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>>670976818
<-king
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How may I assist?
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:~)
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roll for trips
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Bow down
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>>670982890
WON' WORK!
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Yes?
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>>670976818
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>>670982987
RIGHT'O THEN!
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I will guide thee
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someone get quads for god's sake
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King get
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Atleast im not a peasant
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How shall I abduct the throne?
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All hope is lost
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i am the night
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It is impossible
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>>670976818
witness
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Witness
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When shall I receiev notice sir?
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this kingdom sucks. no ruler
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Peasant get
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Here comes another pleb
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>>670983111
Hail sir knight
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>>670976818
I'll roll out for this
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Kings n shit
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>>670976818

sup nigga?
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ayo hol up
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we will never have a king
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>>670976818

rolling for your new king, we shall take to the land of tumblinas and instigate the biggest mass rape you have ever witnesseed. That'll shut the blubbering cunts up.
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Bow.
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>>670976818
Rollin' for Shahanshah
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>>670976818
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this sucks
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Where can I buy shoes?
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>>670976818
Lets see
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so you be sayin
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no more knights
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rollorino...
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