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ultimate cringe thread - amerifag addition
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>>670973623
jesus christ
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>>670973623
Nice try yuropoor.
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>>670973623
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>>670974074
nice shoop faggot
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>>670974360
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html
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have you ever seen a more punchable face?
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>>670974538
>going to this much effort
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>>670974360
Hey dumbfuck you can literally see the half ass shoop on OP pick by the US. So go fuck yourself you dipshit.
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>>670974731
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfesiX_V8KQ
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>>670974538
>dailymail
>credible
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>>670974941
you're butthurt is showing
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i am pretty sure we have also had soldiers get sex changes here in US. i think it's a symptom of severe PTSD.
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>>670974963
omg that killed me
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>>670974122
zika virus?
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>>670975254
Pussy Rekers Disease
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>>670974829

Yeah. Reverse image searching was so much effort.

>>670974968

Still more credible than anybody on /b/
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Zika is nature's way of dealing with America. Ps fuck you America.
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>>670974997
Nah, yours is pall. Christ are all UK fags pussies? First you get ran over by mudslimes now the refugees are fucking your women while you just sit there sucking their dicks.

Also UK sports lolololol
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>>670974122
Progeria, look it up.
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dude is like 50 and regularly posts pics like this.Also pretends to sk8
He acts like a 14 year old scene girl
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>>670975483
Well we invented those sports and 99% of the world play them. You invented handegg etc. which no one else plays. Your sports suck. They're based around fat retards.
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>>670975943
Your butthurt is showing
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>>670976094
Your sisters butt hurts. Sorry.
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>>670975943
99% of the world plays soccer because when you guys invaded third world countries your colonists/pillage parties taught the game to the indigenous peoples.
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>>670973623
Isn't that like the hardest difficulty level on life you can get? That just proofs some people can't live with things being too easy.
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>>670975918
Lol u said rawr. .. His teeth look lion like lmao
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>>670975943
Lol wtf
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>>670975943
>that butthurt
kek
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>>670976172
>we forced the world to play football
oh yeah nothing to do with it being superior to every other sport.
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>>670976234
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>>670976172
99% of the world plays soccer because they're poor as fuck and can't afford to play something that requires more than a bunch of rags tied together to make a crude ball.

FTFY
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>>670974122
ayy lmao
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>>670976406
great rebuttal.
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I'm looking for that cringe reaction gif where it's Joel from The Last of Us or something Slowly lifting his head and biting his knuckle...
>its how I reacted to this video
>I can't for the life of me find it anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9blDrlT3_E
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>>670976548
Where are you from?
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>>670975943
7 BONGS!
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>>670974829
lol you're a fag
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>>670976828
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwv0rVUc9ps
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>>670976750
If I were you, I would start memorizing pic related book.
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>>670976678
Wouldn't you like to know.
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>>670974074
Britfags can't convert to Islam you fucktard. That is already their religion.
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>>670976611
this video is brutal fam
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>>670976925
Yes, I would like to know if you are from one of the European countries that are as poor as Africa or from one of the European countries that are invaded by mudslimes.

>my country is invaded btw
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>>670976678
a small fishing village in estonia.
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>>670977051
britfag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsYjUXU8Fg
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This thread has aids thanks to the negros
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>>670974731
yes
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>>670978123
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>>670977929
your aids
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>>670978211
All he posts is this shit
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>>670975506
Disgusting shits if only they lived less than twenty years
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>>670973623
tt-t--t-this can't be real can it??
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>>670978301
>tt-t--t-this
Kill yourself
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>>670973623
what the hell happened to him in Afghanistan?
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>>670976611
dw found it
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>>670978239
I'm aryan
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>>670978262
then why the fuck would you follow or friend that shit, no less give a flying fuck about facebook?
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>>670978561
>Cleveland
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>>670974941
America so fragile they need to search for proofs for hours
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>>670978591
Deleted him ages ago. Its fun to look at when i need something to laugh at
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>>670978591
This. Have some common core
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>>670975943
>usa gets rekt on bee
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>>670978738
This fucking education system. No wonder people are retards
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>>670976172
Lel maybe you should change your invasion strategy then. England invades people play our sports, America invades people need to rebuild cities
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>>670976161
Dont have a sister. So jokes on you fag.
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>>670974360
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>>670973623
this one's not American, but Swedish feminist
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>>670978382
tt-this
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>>670978893
we prefer to just hand out bottled water and take photos of it so people back home think we're doing good and then real work can get done.
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>>670979028
>crotchless panties
Noice
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>>670978721
same with this cringelord
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>>670973623
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>>670976918
the bible?
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>>670980428
Finally the unshopped version
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>>670973623
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of:_"-\_ pic of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ .
A human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of human of technology of energies from machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
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>>670980428
The original says US you spastic.
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>>670978738
>>670978827
Im still trying to cipher this logic, did the marker add 2 to 28 off the 103 to make it 30 and then put a -1 to make it 100? or is it a 2 mark question and the student only got one? and how the fuck is this not a definable, quantifiable answer, pls tell me this shit is for 6 year olds or something
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>>670976611
omfg jeusus christ
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>>670981424
to 'Estimate' as teacers say is to round it up/down to make the numbers easier to subtract/add whatever. Its kinda pointless and teaches kids to be lazy
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>>670978262
>the reason I wear shades is so you can't see the pain in my eyes
>most of his photos probably dont have him wearing shades
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>>670982743
They dont
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>>670982636
Harold
My fucking sides
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>>670982568
Not cringe that shit makes me laugh out loud every time I see it
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>>670982722
cringed hard
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>>670983451
the fuck is this shit
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>>670982421
It's like they just made up all those terms on a whim
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>>670973623
She should totally check her transgender female muslim privileges and stop to rape and oppress white men.

#stoptransgendermuslimcrimes
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>>670976520
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>>670978927
why does cartoon network punch the bob?
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>>670973623
yall lost
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>>670981424
The '-1' mark is the teacher taking off a point.

Teacher wanted the student to estimate the pages instead of subtracting 28 from 103 and getting 75.
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>>670976828
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>>670985451
is every american a cringe worthy autist?
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>>670985451
>1 girl
>rest all guys
>girl dancing in middle whilst guys grind on each other
Where's the cringe?
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>>670978123
Isn't that the achievement hunter faggot?
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>>670978561
So what happens when you buy this shit and 9 months later there is no baby
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>>670985790
> Girl

Get some glasses man
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>>670973933
Filename
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>>670982503
I love Death Note, best cartoon ever!
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>>670985903
Call him crying - Say "I've lost it"
Cry more. - He will not break up cause you are already crying
Do it for a month
Buy a new pregnancy test
and so on
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>>670985451
Lol eating a tuna sweetcorn sandwich while watching this. I can taste the cringe!
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>>670986345
tuna and sweetcorn isnt cringe faggot
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>>670986551
You've missed the point my friend, maybe you don't know her? it's ok to admit you don't know, your anon! Can't know everything can you ;)
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>>670975943
>rugby
Absolutely no fucking protection, if you get hit, you get hit hard.
>handegg
Lots of protection, apparently a "sport for men", what a fucking joke, the USA suck dick.
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>>670986345
I can smell it now
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>>670986951
baseball is an abomination too
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>>670974963
Kek, the title and what he says in the video translates to: I know you want to punch my face, but you can't.
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>>670978738
we all know that these are fake
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>>670974538
fucking kek!! The dailymail is the UK version of fox
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>>670985451
>>670985644
those are mexicans
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>>670989983
your a mexican
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>>670974360
>>670974538
Rekt
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>>670974122
Would Fuck all of them
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>>670978211
Methboyz
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>>670985849
kekkl
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>>670991307
>TA
The Territorial Army is not a real army, its like the national guard, only with no training and no qualifications required
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>>670991307
i dont think you know what rekt means and you are a faggot.
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>>670986345
I was going to make tuna patties this afternoon. Thanks for reminding me.
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>>670980810

God damn you're a retard.
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>>670992241
leave god out of this
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>>670978262
How have you not killed this pos yet?
Stop posting and at least go burn his house down.
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>>670974122
Brazil in 18 years
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>>670989064
Jesus fucking christ on a cross
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>>670993055
kek
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>>670992802

Only if I can leave your mom in it.
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>>670973623
i wonder if he did it for the lulz
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>>670975943
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>>670976859
this... this is so beautiful
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>>670979640
jaja indestructible
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>>670994497
Hola Juan
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>>670973623
god damn. Cant be any freer as a country than that. WTF
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Just make a screenshot of this thread.
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>>670985903

>i'm "pregnant"
>no need for the pill lol
>fuck
>really pregnant

Are you really this fucking dense?
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>>670994853
I know this guy kek
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>>670994974
americanwomen/10
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>>670973623

>addition

well that was cringey in and of itself, congratulations.
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>>670994974
>girls mouth on your cock
>eyes on the tv
Don't see the cringe
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>>670995505
>when you haven't stolen anything for a week
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>>670973623
Stop posting that pic, everyone knows s/he's British, not American.
Add a few pounds of weight, a slanted face and lots of sweat and it might be passable for an American, but right now it only takes an image or google search.
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>>670983127
>Troll 3
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>>670973623
>>670974074
>>670974360
>>670980810

His name was Luke Vallender

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html
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>>670975943
>mfw when they try so hard to play a real sport, and fail miserably
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>>670995313
newfag
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>>670975483
>trying this hard

Go play armour rugby and get fucked in the showers, I gotta go get my feelings checked for free at the hospital.
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>>670995828
I wouldn't believe a word the daily fail say.
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>>670995828
Someone has already posted this you rem
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>>670995853
at least they tried
eurofags are built like women and don't even give hand egg a try
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>>670995543
They're American women, i.e. they look like giant ballsacks.
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>>670978527
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>>670976611
>dat fuckin kid man
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>>670995055
is that Jim Sterling?
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>>670976908
>pussy!
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>>670976908
>it sucks even harder than when I'm sucking on this fucking cigarette
What the fuck?
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>>670976908
Oh, god. That ending was perfect. XD
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>>670983127

Is there someone out there with spectacular genetics that I need to thank for this?

Or is it something simpler like a bit of Photoshop or a face trough a windshield?
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>>670995853
Thats fake the record for most one sided match was like 0 to 30, NZ vs USA
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>>670995543

Perhaps it could be Kenny and Roger hanging around in the periphary of this photo.....
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>>670978957
This is ylyl material, and i lost
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>>670995055
At first glance I thought it was this guy
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