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My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>670966789
i'm a man. was raped by my dad from 6 to 10
>>670966789
im 21 and a virgin
no one has a fucking clue
people actually think i get laid on the reg
>>670966789
Just gonna repost this here. Not the poster but tits are good at the start of a fred.
>>670966937
male or female friend? age?
I post my gf's nudes here.
I can't stop posting my EXs nudes on 4chan
>>670966789
I used to walk around with a dildo up my ass in highschool. I'd wear short skirts and get off knowing nobody knew I was having one of my holes plugged.
>>670966987
>people actually think i get laid on the reg
no they don't
i've been on this horrible website for 12 years
it was only good for the first 2
>>670966789
>secret
>op is a faggot
>>670966987
lol I was like that too! I lost it at age 23.
i spent the last evening with a girls feet on my face.
i once forced my sister in 2nd grade to give me a blow job. i was in 6th grade
>>670966789
I tore the top cover of the pool table at my dorm, and acted like I had nothing to do with it. the only reason why I didn't say anything is because I didn't want all the other tenants to hate me and the regent director to suck money from my already broke ass bank account
>>670966937
Hmmm seen this in this same thread before.
Are you also OP or do you post this in every secrets thread.
>>670967157
Any tips on getting my gf to do this. We no longer ho to the smae school but her doing thos would really get me off when i go pick her up.
I used to fap to cp all the time when I was 13, didn't think it was bad since I was the same age at the time but now I realize I am a fucked up individual
>>670967054
Well glad someone liked em :P
Tired as fuck. Think I'll be sleeping soon.
>>670966789
I once didn't read the terms and conditions.
>>670967262
To this day, they don't know it was me.
>>670967279
OP here, nope, i dont post it.
>>670967293
It's something that I wanted to do. I didn't have a boyfriend at the time and was relatively popular. None of my friends even knew about this.
To get her to do it you need to slowly suggest it and drop hints. See if it's something she would want to do.
Then, buy her a dildo.
>>670967123
I even gave her Facebook out to try and get people to message her
my darkest secret
>be me
>live with aunt and uncle
>buy droids
>empire comes to my pad and burns that shit, killing my aunt uncle
>first think i think of while staring at my aunts burnt corpse is
>"shit my hard drive had like 9 gb of r34"
>>670967419
Can we see some of your ass? By the way do you and the bf live together? If so I think that makes things even hotter. Just posting your tits while hes probably sleeping or playin videogames next door.
>>670966948
so do u feel as if it screwed up your life?
>>670967419
Are you gonna email us? I still want to continue the conversation but I'm going to sleep soon too.
>>670967054
no Date, fake
>>670967419
I'll have to hopefully erase the evidence of me downloading it before my gf sees it haha.
But yea I'd cum on your tits. If you're ever near Thunderbay come out and see me and I'll fuck your tits raw.
>>670967534
Yeah we live together, If I turn on the lights again he's likely to catch me. If he starts snoring again I'll take another
I used to let my stepbrother think he was raping me but the truth was I loved it and would purposefully try to make him horny so he'd force me to suck his cock.
I used to also like to wear my stepsister's clothes and masturbate but I was too scared to let my stepbrother catch me even though I fantasized about him raping me dressed in her clothes.
My stepbrother is now a born again fundie who always goes on about how gays are evil and will burn in hell and when he gets all self righteous and hates on the gays I'm always tempted to yell out "You didn't hate the gays so much when I was 7 and you used to rape me".
>>670967717
Google search it.
>>670967640
i've been autodestrucive from 12 to 20. (alcohol, suicides attempts, drugs, etc...)
Now i'm 29 and found THE girl who makes me feel good. guess i'm lucky
>>670967472
Hmm. Thing is, she's opposed to anal anything. I once grazed her asshole with toungue while eating her out, she fuvking freaked.
>>670967675
I really can't be assed right now :P
>>670967902
That's hot
>What do ya do if you have to fart real bad? Fuckin seriously.
lol fuck if I know, I've never worn a butt plug. I guess she just doesn't keep it in for more than an hour or two. at least not long enough to have uncomfortable gas buildup.
does anyone else have an answer to this?
>>670968149
do you use kik then? I want to hear from you again, your tits and past is too good to pass up
Punched an old lady out cold and made off with the contents of her purse.
Bi-fag here, when I was in college, 18-20, i had a secret relationship with one of my best high school friend's 13-14yo brother. was honestly best relationship ive ever had even though no one could know about it. it was an open relationship in that we both had gfs off and on but mostly just to keep our relationship secret.
>>670968319
No kik either (I just really can't be assed to make a throw away email tbh)
>>670968137
mmm I love when a man licks my asshole.
There's nothing you can really do. But I wouldn't know. Have always loved my ass being touched and shoving dildos in it.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>670968450
lots of coupons and werther's originals?
>>670967179
>>670968483
YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
Feds? Freds? Federales!?
>>670968552
it just takes a minute. We all want you to.
do it for anon
>>670968575
I'll 'accidentally' do it again. And see where that gets me try to get her into it.
All is do is try to help people because all I want is help but no one ever helps me. They're always busy or forgot to text back. I can't even drink anymore because I just get sad. I feel like I'm wasting all my opportunities. I don't have any escapes. Not like there are no escapes, I just don't know what they are. The one I use is I just play vidyo for the rest of the day and wake up with the same problems. The only thing that really helps Is playing the piano and writing music but I don't own one.
I give myself wedgies for pleasure
>>670968552
Yeah but it would be worth it. What else do you use besides email? Snapchat?
Cheated on my ex because he cheated on me. He still doesn't know.
>>670968740
As someone in exactly the same boat (make people laugh because I'm miserable, help people with their problems because I want help with mine):
Try MDMA.
I think i drink to much tequila
fuck
Had gay phase in highschool and current girlfriend somehow doesn't know.
Made out with a couple guys at parties.
Legit did gay shit (not sex) but nobody knows, still get worried when I see someone who could know someone who knows and I'm with my girlfriend.
>>670968871
When you say cheated, do you mean you fucked another guy or was it not as bad as that?
Also any plans to dump him?
I once had sex with a fairly popular female youtuber. She told me if I went public about it, she would've claimed it was rape.
>>670967279
Yea I've seen this too. Her mom "got mad cus she didn't oblige"
Cheated on my girlfriend a lot.
Girlfriend wanted me to stop drinking.
Went on a bender one night pretending i was going to the store and turning off my phone after buying 10 tallboys and downing them all at home and getting bored.
did a ton of tequilla shots at the bar
saw girl I cheated with and she tried to dance with me (after completely fucking me over)
I left and walked home with friends.
There was a fence and I tried to climb it but flipped over the top and fell 8 feet landing on my back.
Laid there for 20 minutes got up and walked back to friends house.
Made my friend drunk drive me home.
>>670968617
Fuck yeah. Grabbed the cash, coupons and the keys to her crown vic. What a night that was.
>>670969096
Was she single?
I'm repulsed by black guys, I don't know why, but they all smell bad and look bad to me. Anyway. I started falling in love with one recently. He's eloquent. Sweet. Funny. He's everything I'm attracted to except for... that. I don't know what to do.
>>670968648
are you implying being a pedo is bad?
because i have been ito that shit for the last 3 years and i love it
>>670967162
Top kek!
>>670966789 my gf broke up with me bc I didn't smoke enough
>>670968552
please post your ass
My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot
I'm really into traps, and often wish I was bisexual, since non-passable traps and crossdressers gross me the fuck out, and being bisexual would make my fetish a lot easier to deal with.
It takes a super long time for me to cum - roughly 40 minutes masturbating as maximum speed, and anywhere from an hour to two hours during sex.
My brother peed in my mouth when I was 3 or 4 and he was 6 or 7.
>>670967717
U need to loser weight fat pig, look at all the stretch marks...
>>670969207
At the time, yes.
I did this grad prank and never got caught. http://tosh.cc.com/blog/2014/06/10/sweet-new-paint-job
>>670969336
You're a bad man.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>670969164
You sound like my ex.
>>670968030
>>670967054
U need to loser weight fat pig, look at all the stretch marks...
>>670967515
splendid
I'm going to end my own life.
i often speak against black people and their actions, but i think black women are really hot
>>670969603
Ah.... now that's a classic copypasta. Well done oldfag.
>>670968984
I fucked another guy. In my defense, I didn't actually realize I'd fucked him until I woke up in his bed the next morning. But I know a part of me would've done it to get back at my ex.
We broke up a couple of months ago.
I join Kik threads and report people who post CP to the feds
>>670969847
whoops meant to reply to
>>670967402
I use people for my own gain, even my family. I care for no one but myself.....so fucked up
I love to share my best friend upskirts
>>670969925
Well, at least you're broken up.
Which means you can post your tits.
I have cheated on my gf with other men
that's it
I thought the CP faggotry would end, but I am now posting an e-mail to the local police office, hopefully they will contact doug
I hope that doug realises that he has to remove the pedo shit out of /b/, or /b/ won't exist anymore. I like /b/, and SAID, "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to cabby "Yo Holmes Smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on the throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
>>670970050
>>670969685
I really hope this isn't my current gf posting and this isn't a sign that she's leaving me.
:)
>>670968648
kids need love too. it's not like he was 5 and i tied him up and raped him
I post half-nudes and nudes of myself on /b/ to get the validation my ex hardly ever gave me.
It makes me feel good knowing guys appreciate and want me, because my ex never did and never loved me.
>>670969603
>her small tits will (were?) entirely black and blue
that is so beautiful. you are my new personal hero anon. i love you.
I constantly think about cutting off someone's penis
>>670969603
>>670968483
>>670968450
>>670967123
Enjoy getting raped by niggers
I had a mental breakdown a few years ago. I quit my job and just went ghost from my friends and family. I was homeless for 4 months after my money ran out. I lucked out though, because I lived in a bathroom park. It was small and in a nice neighborhood next to a mega church. The bathroom would lock from the inside, like that and the park lights were on a timer. From 9pm till 6am, till a custodian came to clean it, I only had a bookbag of my stuff and a sleeping bag. I kept clean, got tips from lurking online about food and freebies. I would go on craigslist and post ads about wanting a weekend long hookup. They were with guys I was actually attracted to and that's when I'd do laundry and get hot food, A few realized my situation and let me stay longer and gave me money. That went on for a few months till I found an older lonely man, who was sincerely kind to me and let me stay with him whilst I got my shit together, I cooked and cleaned only after our first nsa fling, he mostly just liked to cuddle and having me do domestic stuff. I stayed with him for about 7 months. I got a live in housekeeping job at a crewhouse, and moved out. I've only now just started to get back in touch with some friends, but I'm still estranged from my family.
I've never really told anyone this,not even my boyfriend. We have been dating for a few months and he just asked me to move in with him and quit my live in job. He gets military disability and works part time with uber, he's also the only spoiled son of a very elderly father. His dad is failing in health, so he's clinging to me for support. I'm just anxious to share with him. He's told me so much about himself.
>>670970147
I was 7.
>>670966789
i don't want to go back
>>670970235
Nigga u gay
>>670970221
oh lawdy helps meh! what has my life come to! save muh soul jeezus i has sinned!!!1!
>>670970264
he was 13-14. you must have been a cute 7yo, take it as a complement
>>670967179
that's not a secret if everybody knew it...
>>670970449
I'm a chick not that that matters
I've liked a girl for 4 years and I'm still to much of pussy to ask her out, let alone start a conversation with her. I've denied multiple girls asking me out just for the small chance that it'd get me closer to her. I don't even think of her in a sexual way, I'm just in love with her smile, laugh, and all the other cheesy movie shit. I treat her well, and we've even became best friends at one point because of it, but that was years ago and now we never talk. I've literally got her as all my wallpapers. A problem I have besides me having no balls, is that all my friends hate her, and because of it I'm scared that my friends will fuck me off I even try to ask her out. So now, I can choose to never ask her out and keep my friends but miss out on the girl of my dream, or I can ask her out and risk getting denied AND loosing my friends. How shit am I /b/?
>>670970550
femanon here
>>670970666
w/e anon, just dumping my feels so fuck you
>>670968108
gtfo moralfag
>>670970598
>Betafag detected. Engaging.
Move on.
>>670970221
>not pasterino i swear on mi mum
so much bait
>>670970598
Fuck this is pathetic.Print out your wallpaper and whipe your ass with it. Then sniff it.
>>670970050
oh, now this demands elaboration!
>tell us storiez, anon
>>670966789
I'm so fucked up in the head that I have no idea how to have a completly healthy friendship with out fucking my friends on the opposite sex. Seriously, I slept with 70% of my friends.
>>670970196
Show some ass and titties please.
On the outside I am seen as one of the happiest people at my job. I am successful for my age and have nothing but a bright future. I hate myself and think about suicide every day, nobody knows.
>>670970221
topkek how to take screenshot/mlp/reddit
NICE B8 M8 I R8 8/8
>>670970932
how is 0/0 = 70%?
I peed in the cookie dough of the cookies I made for santa claus to see if he was real. If he's real, he wouldn't leave me any presents.
>>670970196
Show some ass and titties pleass.
>>670970965
Probably my fave pic of my ass tbh
I have over 1TB of creep of my best friend.
>>670971055
No, more like 20+ dudes and 10 ladies.
I'm 23 and still living at home with my parents. I went to college but dropped out because I had massive panic attacks and couldn't eat or sleep. Now I'm going to a commuter school close to home and seeing a therapist but I'm lying to basically everyone about my major and my attempts to get over my problems because I'm so fucking depressed that I can hardly manage being alive let alone getting my life together. But theres a ticking timebomb of everyone realizing what going on and I'm just basically living on borrowed time until then and then I'll just kill myself cause I have nothing to live for.
>>670970965
>>670971086
Or there's this one
>>670970455
I was probably the girlyest boy on earth. I didn't have many male friends and mostly played with girls but when I was around other boys I used to be flirty as hell. I didn't even really know what I was doing but I loved getting attention from older boys.
I even tried flirting with a teacher once when I was 10 but he just gave me a lecture on not "acting like a sissy".
I was an only child before my mother married so I never had a brother or sister before then. It was about a year after my mom got married that my stepbrother who was 12 at the time started raping me.
>>670971214
What is up with you people? Get a girlfriend, get a life. for fucks sakes.
Oneitis is killing you.
Virgin fucks.
I did a porn movie. Still look it up and fap to it.
>>670971288
Show pussy.
>>670971334
link?
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>670971595
wat the fuk.
>>670971122
Nice double dubs. And thanks. Would def bury my face in that. Moar??
>>670971494
i dont think the guy from zelda did porn
Once i use a stolen black american express
I'll go to hell
>>670971288
The pale skin is a plus. Nice little ass too.
>>670971763
>black american express
EBT card?
>>670971334
Url?
>>670971763
Does the black edition get you cheap chicken?
After my gf got her tits pierced I showed pics of them to some friends. Then I posted one on /b/ with her kik id.
>>670967054
>>670971763
Like a gamestop card?
>>670967162
Kek
I am twenty-one years old and I will kill myself when I turn forty. I don't enjoy living.
>>670967235
Sounds like a good evening bro
>>670971701
I put my penis in her vagina...weird, i know.
>>670967054
Damn, i thought i list it forever when the previous thread died
>>670971708
>>670971817
Thank you anons :*
>>670966789
i think my gfs face isnt that awesome ... she doesnt think shes pretty neither ...
i still love her though, since shes the first decent girl in terms of personality
and dont get me wrong ... ive had a lot of chicks ...
>>670971833
Like this
>>670972123
timestamp
>>670966789
I stole my girlfriends dildo so i can smell it when she is away
>>670972209
Do you like how vagaina smell?
>>670972209
I set up a camera I hid my dildo in plain site hoping my boyfriend would shove it up his ass. But its just an hour long video of him sniffing it.
I am sexually obsessed with my sister. She is 10/10 beautiful and always wears tight/revealing clothes around me. I swear she's teasing me
>>670972409
yes
>>670972422
haha that could easily have been me lol
>>670972032
I know the feeling anon. Nothing really has any substance does it? Your day to day relationships just seem like a facade. You can't let anyone get too close to you because you're afraid of what they might see in you, and you know they won't like it. So you put on your show when others are around, being the "funny guy", but you are so broken and alone you think about leaving everything behind on a daily basis. You've thought about talking to someone about these thoughts, but you realize that it would be selfish to involve someone in your self pity. So you continue to smile and say everythings fine...but I'm not fucking fine.
>>670972441
ages? girls tease everyone like that, it's nothing personal, dont read too much into it. just cause they show off to you doesnt mean they want your dick in them. I have 4 sisters, i know...
>>670972442
Well actually me to, it smell kind of weard but i think its very interesting odor
>>670972209
do you ever suck on it to taste her pussy
>>670972577
Yeah, pretty much. And even then, I don't find much happiness in solitude.
I am thinking of maybe ending it at 30, honestly.
>>670972628
Jesus, are you from russia? I can barely read that gibberish.
>>670972613
I'm 23 she's 21. I'll wear shorts around her that show off my package and we both are constantly catching each other leering. It's actually pretty hot
>>670972181
I even put on one of my favourite bras for you.
>>670972123
Spread the ass?
>>670972940
Interesting. Do you two live in alabama?
>>670972974
You better not have a dick.
>>670966789
back wheb i was 16-20 i used to do a lot of webcam sex, as a trap.
>>670972940
Cool.
Fuck her right in the pussy.
>>670972804
Well one can only hope you find something that gives your life some happiness.
>>670972974
Here's your (you)
>but damn
>you deserved it for those pics
thanks, anon
>>670972974
You're very pretty. Keep your head up, anon.
>>670972974
Time doesn't seem right to me for some reason.
im in ISIS
>>670972974
Solid 9/10
Would cum inside.
>>670972974
You're pretty hot. Can you take the bra off?
Also, did you ever cheat on your ex?
>>670967164
9 years here bro, dont know what im still doing here
I secreted grey goo last evening... thats my secret.
>>670972974
Can we make sure you dont have a dick? With a timestamp.
I can't tell if I'm gay or not sometimes. I have no motivation to talk to ladies but I love talking to traps. I fap to both though.
>>670972940
We did that sort of stuff when we were younger, <16. Even saw eachother nude quite a bit. nothing sexual, just happens when you live together
>>670973392
lol I kinda second this
>>670971311
Sorry, not a virgo. And I have a guardian force.
I managed to get a dude I hated fuck a girl who had aids. He still doesn't know it's my fault and never got the girl's name either.
>>670972974
OMFG this baeb is austrailian
>>670966789
I tried to get married with my first cousin.
>>670972974
Where are you from?
>>670973290
Yeah, wtf I just saw that too.
>>670973466
It doesn't help that 4chan has progressively made me want to hate fuck every crossdressing faggot.
>>670973513
Thats actually evil.
I like girls that look like boys that look like girls.
AKA - Dykes or tomboys
Does this make me gay?
>>670973562
>>670973290
>What are timezones
Leave it to Americans to think the rest of the world is on the same clock as whatever fucking coast they are on. Idiots
>>670973466
I talked to a trap once, one of the most interesting conversations ever.
I'm so sad lately. I just spent 400 dollars to go see my girlfriend a day early just because I've been in such a funk. I told her it was only a 100 dollar difference in price.
I don't even know why I'm sad. Life is pretty good lately.
>>670973669
yep
>>670971595
niiice
>>670973290
>Not knowing that mm/dd/yy isn't the worlwide timestamp
I lie if it seems like the better opportunity and feel no remorse
>>670973669
You like dudes with vagainas
>>670973706
HEY! I'm canadian.
>>670972032
Hey! I have the same thing going. Except for me, it will be on my 30th birthday. That's this june. I'm so excite!
>>670973739
You wouldnt fuck this?
>>670972974
please say perth
>>670966789
I once masturbated in 6th grade while staring at another girl I thought was cute during this educational movie that was showing. It was dark enough that I could just do it under my desk without anyone noticing. I came inside my underwear and cleaned it up later when I asked for a bathroom break. No one caught me
>>670973848
Fuck off Lahey, drunk prick
>>670966789
i secretly want to be used and abused like a piece of meat and posted online.
i have a really big thing for being humiliated
>>670973941
boobs could be bigger, but super cute.
>>670972974
Australian east coast. Only 5.45pm here in west
>>670973987
I often masturbate to the thought of one of my friends sucking my dick. She's twice my age and she's fond of me but she often says she doesn't like young.
>>670973662
Best thing is that I bet he had time to fuck his wife before he received a letter from the girl telling him to get checked.
>>670966948
And what did you do from 11-5?
I have sucked my own cock, and accidentally came in my mouth. That shit is nasty!
>>670974076
older girl is best girl
>>670974010
Then you agree with me
>>670973987
Are you a femanon? Were you sexually abused ever?
>>670974169
I mean, skinny girls need love too right?
>>670974078
And his son.
Me and my gf often masturbate each other in the classroom when the class is over
>>670972974
tits or gtfo
>>670973736
Depression is no joke, and it will slowly creep into your life.
When I was 15 I took the v of my sister's best friend who was 11. They had got in a fight over a boy or something stupid and she wanted to get back at my sister. They made up before sister found out and so we just kept it between us 2. we fucked quite a few times afterward also.
>>670973107
No dick, I can assure you
>>670973202
>>670973286
>>670973290
>>670973312
>>670973338
>>670973392
>>670973482
>>670973520
>>670973548
>>670973946
>>670974052
I've never had this many anons reply to me :*
Also I'm an ausfag from NSW
>>670967240
sounds nice
>>670967071
fuck outta here newfag
>>670974272
>>670974446
moar?
>>670974446
What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done? I like damaged girls.
>>670974446
hello fellow ausfag
nice pics .. keep em coming
>>670974446
Now lets see that asshole.
>>670966789
time to confess anon
http://secretsxsrvlpawm.onion/
>>670974446
that's so hot.
also those panties are sexy, want panties just like those
One of my family members doesn't know that I know he posts pictures of another family members nudes to 4chan. I know he gets off on her, but samefags and replies like he's morally superior to his own post.
>>670974392
It's the worst, and I feel it only makes me more needy, which only makes me more bummed. Doesn't help that I'm turning 29 in a week.
>>670974189
no, just a crossdresser and i don't think i was, although a former friend might have done that.
>>670973823
I like women with stronger facial features.
>>670966987
HAHAHAHAHA DOUBLENIGGER
>>670967157
The girl I cheat on my GF with goes to her job with a fucking huge plug up her butt and no panties because I tell her to. Her BF is a giant pussy and I love sending her home to him with her butt plugged and full of my cum.
>>670974591
Can't stop laughing.
i diddled My cousins when i was younger, both female and younger than me (about 12 at each time).
>>670969603
dammit why does that seem fun and arousing to me, as well.
>>670974955
Die.
>>670972047
it was. i kinda have a thing there. she gets foot massages. i get to be her footstool.
>>670974446
That's Perth time! (or WA anyway)
6153 here :-)
>>670975006
Meh, too lazy for that. It's not like they didn't enjoy it. I should have clarified, they would come back for more.
>>670974720
And I wouldn't be surprised if he's reading this thread now.
I love to fap over my sister while she . i moove her sheets off and cum on her ass while kissing her, she woke up and we fucked twice i cummedin her both times shes13 im 15
>>670975353
Your lack of proper grammar and overall typing ability lead me to believe you are a lying cunt
>>670975353
yeah that never did and never will happen
>>670975128
Oh that's fine the- fuck you.
>>670974441
how was it?
I have a relationship with a girl i love. Great sex. But when i'm alone i have to look at porn. Mostly BDSM cause thats a kink i cant live out with her, or amateur stuff here on /b/. Sometimes I fantasize about fucking girls at my uni too because some seem to dig me because I am successful.
Problem is that my gf would freak out if she knew. She once found a pic of a girl from /b/ and was mad as hell. Strangely we watch porn together sometimes, that seems to be ok for her.
I also like the idea of having sex with another couple or maybe a threesome. Or one of her friends watching us fuck and masturbating. But O fear that my gf would totally freak out and dump me if she knew. We live together and want to marry in the coming years.
i fucking hate myself
>>670975482
Sounds like you would like to hear more.
>>670975607
Why?
>>670975607
Why do you hate yourself?
>>670971859
So you gonna post those pics and kik again or what?
>>670975662
Nah, I think it's wrong, being a survivor of sexual abuse myself.
>>670968938
Dude, a lot of girls would find that hot. I told my girlfriend about the time I buttfucked this twink because my ex wanted to watch. Current GF came buckets.
>>670975529
1st time, as far as sex goes, wasnt very good. it hurt her too much to really do anything, basically just made out while my dick was all the way in her, she cried for the 1st few minutes. by about the 3rd time fucking we could really get into it, she liked to be on top
>>670975027
That's weird because I'm in NSW haha
>>670974700
>>670974602
>>670974592
Thank you anons :*
>>670974597
Probably the foursome I had a couple of years ago in a shower..
>>670975686
i pushed away all of my friends, found myself alone and unhappy. thought making the transition from morbidly obese to healthy would suddenly make me happy; 6'2 406lbs to 198lbs and i strongly believe i should have let myself die.
>>670974777
thats a waste of a good trip
>>670976101
You're a beautiful girl, and you seem pretty chill. I don't know why I'm saying it, but remember it.
>>670975931
well, I made it very clear that if they ever wanted to stop or not do it anymore all they had to do was say so. That's how it ended in both cases. That being said, your situation must have sucked if you consider yourself a survivor.
The only reason I haven't ended it all is because I think it'll be too hard on my mom. So I'm waiting until she passes away
>>670976057
No.
>>670966789
I've spent the last 4 months reconnecting with an old friend who is married and has two children, only to find out we have way more feelings for each other than we should and are planning an affair. I'm so turned on by it that I can't find my morals to break it off. I know I'm going to hell for ruining a perfectly healthy family.
>>670976101
Show me your ass.
let me objectify you woman!
>>670969906
Black women are wildcards. Ugly black women are hideous, hot black women are master race.
>>670976192
sorry, can't really do much about being male. obviously won't go for a sexchange
I've developed a cuckold fetish through my stepmom.
She's 41, busty and from all I can tell has been a gold digger. Well, I found out over a year ago that she cheated on dad with a black man of all people. He told me when they separated and he was distraught. However just three weeks later they reconciled almost like nothing happened. I had no idea why he let her back after that
Then, I found out about cuckold. I never knew it existed and thought about it, chatted about it with people and figured that I think she may cuckold him. The thoughts kind of disgusted me at first, but the more and more I thought about it, the stronger the desire grew until I started getting hard to it and masturbating about it. I mean like, every day. Shit's gotten really intense.
But now, I have a GF. I think, beceause I've spent so much time jacking off to cuckold/interracial stuff, that my cock is simply used to it. It's gotten to the point where I cannot stay hard for my naked GF right in front of me. It's embarassing as fuck, too embarassed to tell her why but she thinks basically i don't think she's attractive or some shit.
I know this is completely fucked and I've tried to get the thoughts out of my head, but they always seem to find a way of coming back. I can't help it anymore. Will I be like this forever? Or is this a phase?
>>670976293
The world aint all sunshine and rainbows. Besides, David fucked a man's wife and had him killed.
>>670976312
guys like you make me want to be a woman
>>670976101
>That's weird because I'm in NSW haha
He literally only said that because you already mentioned you're from there.
>>670976057
You're literally delusional if you think women find that hot.
>>670968137
>I once grazed her asshole with toungue while eating her out, she fuvking freaked.
Dump her.
Get a proper gf.
>>670975353
underage b8
>>670976101
even moar? :****
>>670966789
Iv been slowly trying to fuck my 9yr old niece. Accidentally showing her my dick accidentally touching her ass when i walk by or hug her good bye.. ill let her catch me checking her out bending over and make little joke about how nice her body is
>>670968594
So, what do you do when you hear that whistle blow?
>>670971122
Ai mami! Where do you stay, girl?
>>670976474
Well, this isn't really a deal breaker for me cause she's and an amazing sub, and I'm certain that if I told her i wanted to do it she would.
I poop in the shower.
>>670971288
Where'd you get this set from? I'd love to push it aside and leave you sticky.
>>670976623
>she's an amazing sub
>'it' Being anal
I'm going on a date this sunday. I've never been to one before, noone knows.
>>670976513
dont do it. appreciate her beauty but dont ruin your family relationship.
>>670976101
Ever cheated on your boyfriend?
Without my gf knowing I use Websites like onesubmissiveact to dominate submissives and to send me pics. Mostly I get crossdressers, sometimes a girl. I am hetero but I dont mind the guys I dominante because i like the feeling of power. My gf is not into BDSM.
>>670972441
If she's of age, Rule 34 on your sister.
I have a rotten teeth that I am shy about but there is no way I am going to the dentist, only if pain forces me to
>>670976711
Please wear that 'my cousin vinny' suit.
>>670975931
was it a big penis?
did you cum?
are you ashamed?
>>670970221
>internet explorer
>anime
>9gag
>search:male feminism
AHHAHAHAHAHA
>drugged wife at club
>let guys fondle her all night while I watched.
I sort of love shemales and wouldn't mind if one fucked me one time
>ITT Neckbeards who actually believe their sisters want to fuck them
>makes a move
>hurr durr i wasn't really staring at you showering
>the whole family rejects you
fucking fags
>>670966789
I've been wearing the same pair of boxers/pants for two weeks
>>670975015
yesterday we got drunk. she played videogames and i asked if i can be her footstool. she said 'sure' and placed her bare soles on my face and played for hours.
nobody knows we do that nearly every week.
Haven't fucked a pussy since 2008.
>>670976417
Nice to know
>>670976829
i probably will not wear a suit, but if i ever do i will wear this anon.
>>670976873
First time on 4chan?
>>670976714
Eh shes adopted
>>670976365
Fagit
>>670976992
... not really sure what you mean.
Like, you're gonna dress like popeye? Or you're gonna wear a skin suit of popeye? Either way, I don't see that date going well for you.
I would love for my gf to treat me like her sex toy one time - like literally do anything to me, completely dominate me - fuck that would be insanely hot.
Anyone else think this?
>>670976992
>>670977128
should've written pic unrelated. meant the slav suit anon.
>>670977128
kek
>>670977195
I'd love to have a girl ask me to be the dominant one.
>>670970221
report me too..i rape myself everyday...
>i'm 13 yo
>>670977319
I aa my girlfriends dom, she loves it. She is just wary of anal, which is the downside.
>>670977319
Are you always sub then? Mine often asks me to take control - the hottest was our anniversary when she surprised me with a sexy piece of lingerie I didn't know she'd bought, then she let me tie her up and blindfold her - fucking amazing, she even let me take a picture for safekeeping
>>670971058
Science.
>>670977231
You dress like my cousin vinny and you'll need a crowbar to get the bitches off your dick!
>>670972974
You're a stupid fucking cunt. Go get attention elsewhere you tiny titted ugly ass stutty ass bitch.
The only people that like you are those who haven't been laid in 5 years. Is that the sort of person you want to impress? If so, you're probably really fucked up. Sorry daddy raped you. Fucking normie slut.
>>670977478
Mine wary of anal, but she finds it amazing when I eat her asshole
>>670977632
If you scroll up you'll see a post about accidentally lickin my girlfriends asshole once... she didn't like it.
>>670977596
then i guess i got to dress like vinny. fucking ay
>>670977561
No I just never tied a girl down and did stuff. I'd love to try it.
>>670977723
Unlucky my friend, I find it so hot - she actually says she'd be happy to do it to me, since she knows I like the idea of it
>>670976249
Thank you, I'll try to remember it :*
>>670976312
Do you know how hard it is to take a photo of your ass without it being blurry or dropping the phone kek
This is the best I can do atm
>>670976505
Have an awkward pic of my ass :*
>>670976576
NSW, Australia
>>670976667
Honey Birdette, my fave shop. Oh really?
>>670976739
I slept with a guy when I thought my ex had left me. Turns out he'd actually already cheated on me and then continued to cheat for the next 9 months while overseas.
>>670977631
Hahahahahahahahaha nice bait you pathetic piece of shit. Pls, continue talking shit, no one cares.
>>670967071
newfag
My secret is that i know all your secrets
>>670977861
As long as their into it, it's fucking hot - what sort of shit do you get up to with her?
>>670977958
Proof? What's mine?
>>670977984
My secret is I'm an idiot cuz I clicked the wrong one.
>>670977939
Let me try this again. Proof? What's mine? (Other than the one above.)
>>670977893
if i where around i'd do you good
>>670977984
What?
>>670977893
would so be your submissive, even cuck
>>670977862
I'll try it again just before she cums so she attributes coming to me licking her ass. This is the tactic i used to get her to do literally every sexual act we've ever done. You should see how wet she gets when she sucks me off because of it. Drips like a leaky faucet.
