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drawthread: WIP edition
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dont think this old bird can go much faster capt'n
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Public enemy no. 1
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>>670960626
Namesync confirms it's ziats.
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WIPs you say
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I appreciate the work you have done, Soren, but I was wondering. Are you done for the night on this, or just done completely? It looks awesome so far & I'd hate to see it go unfinished.
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Delivering from last thread. Mario but with the Squidward face.
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>>670961697
how do i get namesync?
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>>670961732
Looks good mate
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Hi Thread! This one for you!
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Again taking requests, if no requests i'll continue the smexy smexy.
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>>670961757
Kek
Gj anon
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>>670961801
gaychanx
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>>670961924
Thank you anon.
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>>670961902
huge tit milf
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>>670961902
Draw me some nazis
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>>670961902
Requesting you pleasure yourself by sliding 2 cucumbers into your pussy & squirting all over them.
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>>670961922
>ib4 "requesting his sub ass being destroyed but hung men"
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>>670961922
requesting his sub ass being destroyed by hung men
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>>670961922
Show is your bagina
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>>670961902
Draw something that makes you happy.

Also I'm taking requests too!
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Nighty Night, fayjets.
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Taking requests

Taking requests edition
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>>670962081
>>670962116
HA!
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>>670962128
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>>670961525
It CAN go faster it WILL go faster!
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>>670961697
Thanks.
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>>670961801
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
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>>670962282
Night furfag.
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>>670962313
>>670962128
i'm dying.
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I don't know why but I did this.
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>>670962282
kill yourself
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>>670961634
Groovy.
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>>670962472
Because you highly appreciate the transitional hip hop period above modern hip hop music.
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>>670962285
Muscles.
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Any drawfriends have the links for tutorials and such?
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still sleepy\cteel pp
night
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>>670962408
I wish I could get these 4chan extensions to not fucking reskin the entire board. I can appreciate the QoL plugins but I hate their aesthetics

I probably jut can't find it in the settings. I'll keep looking.
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>>670962338
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>>670963187
Goddamn that's autistic. Good job anon.
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>>670962867
Just use pinterest or devianart and search for what you want. Why take up files on a drive?
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How is everyone doing tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjWcwMsm-3M
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>>670963139
I use appchan and I got mine similar to what normal 4chan looks like but the issue is it doesn't have the name thing. Dunno why I would need it though.
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>>670963271
Holy shit the engines can't take much more of this WE MUST BREAK THE WARP DRIVE THRESHOLD
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>>670963388
There used to be a list of links for Loomis and SAI and other useful things. Just wondering if anybody had that.
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>>670963139
yeah, it takes a while to get used to
>>670963566
namesync should support appchanX?
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>>670962128
>>670962116
>>670962081
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>>670962867
https://mega.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA

http://imgur.com/a/lO7pH

http://schweizercomics.tumblr.com/post/11966164633/the-schweizer-guide-to-spotting-tangents

http://imgur.com/a/nIpCA
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>>670963566
I couldn't get namesync to work with 4chanx but it works with appchanx
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>>670962867
>>670963641
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>>670963690
Oh no, our weakness! We're too autistic for that!
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>>670963567
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>>670961849
Hope it turned out ok
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>>670963690
ask about their day.
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>>670964208
I like it, thanks kahl
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>>670964131
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUU
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>>670964208
looks great but i wish she wasnt that shade of green. but i didnt request it soooo
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>>670963749
>>670963929
ty
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>>670964499
You're welcome
>>670964700
Thanks?

kahl can do another lewd
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>>670965100
robot with big breasts
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>>670965100
tiddy
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>>670965100
a witch with huge ridiculous tits
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Hi.
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>>670965100
Can you draw dogs?
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>>670965100
Sub male worker ant getting dominated by big soldier ant
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>>670965359
the shirt has become self aware! run for your lives!
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>>670964255
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>>670965359
hello
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>>670965359
Get buff, pls
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>>670963641
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UeAHc-PM3cz_uMJJ_6KePpD2QsHzC2QGJtm43YCPtJI/edit?usp=sharing
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>>670965434
oops i nutted

oh well lets go get chinese
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>>670965434
confess admiration.
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>>670965229
gettin' kinda tired of drawing robots, Anything els?
>>670965283
Human or Alien?
>>670965383
Not really
>>670965339
prolly' cant pull that off, sorry
>>670965390
Maybe
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>>670965434
Pretty good. Your ears look soft, mind if I pet them?
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>>670965640
a milf with ridiculous tits
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>>670965640
fat alien rack for sure
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>>670965640
Draw a bug stepping on a human!
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>>670965713
the more human the less likely kahl is to do it
>>670965717
Right on
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>>670965640
Draw r63 of Capra Demon from dark souls 1
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>>670964208
>fuck you're heavy
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>>670965865
>beep boop
>Translation: Ah! don't Stop!
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Don't die on me, thread
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>>670961993
Aint proud of this one, gonna skip.
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>>670966529
who... who hurt you?
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>>670966529
nice perfect tits
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Requests?
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>>670966870
give me a name.
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>>670965640
Hey Kahl, faggot ant requester here. I gotta go, so if you were going to do mine we can postpone (or cancel) it if you want. Otherwise I'll just ask you for it tomorrow if I see you, that OK?
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>>670966529
>runny eyeshadow
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>>670966870
tarzan and jane porn
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>>670965554
>>670965573
>>670965650

Seems in the midst of confessing, you cum from the mere idea of being in pupper's presence, and let your true intentions of rubbing their ears and eating chinese be known.
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>>670966870
Draw something that makes you happy
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>>670967447
fuck

this always happens
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>>670967447
This anon clearly has multiple personality disorder.
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>>670967447
>>670967447
>>670967532
>>670967550

You've somehow succeeded in bringing pupper to the chinese restaurant. What do you do?
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>>670967597
This is boring, Tomo
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>>670967597
Wonder if Tomo will be OK when he returns with the snacks and finds us missing
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nerds... all of you.
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>>670967597
nut again and order the almond chcken

>>670967822
ya u rite
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>>670967822
Reposter... You shit
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>>670967822
oh yeah? well you're a nerd! wait... dammit!
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>>670967822
/r/ rule 63 trinket lewd
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ill do a simple request of someones character
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>>670961860
Requesting lewds between Tomos and his friend.
I request this because Tomos a cutie, and his friend is also bound to be a cutie.
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>>670968053
can you draw tohma?
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>>670967913
Dammit stop nutting! This is so embarrassing
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>>670967597
rig a fortune cookie to say something extremely cheesy about love and whatever.
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>>670968172
once you pop you just cant stop
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GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>670968053
draw kris
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>>670967597
Move through small talk and ask for personal interests. Order general tso's chicken and some crab ragoons.
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>>670967982
come at me scublord.
>>670967913
>>670968038
fucken nerds.
>>670968039
well. I can try...its it gunna be kinda gay maybe...
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>>670968372
oh yeah, well you're a nerd! yes! ooo killem!
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>>670968372
Hell yeah now lemme see dat dick, boy
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>>670968486
oh no

anything but gay!
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I miss straightfags
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>>670968486
>well. I can try...its it gunna be kinda gay maybe
That's what I'm counting on
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>>670968412
>>670968116
refresh my memory
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>>670968634
this is kris
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>>670967822
Could you do ahegao?
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>>670968634
>kris
miniature ice goat demon idfk
>tohma
sweatervest
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>>670968372
I'm ok with this.
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>>670965717
This took longer than it should have
>>670965832
Might not have time
>>670965865
Its okay he has strong back perk
>>670967299
yeye OK
>>670967822
Kahl would rather be a nerd than a GEEK
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>>670968544
Ayyyy
>>670968562
A-as you wish...
>>670968894
Because you're GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>670968997
S A V A G E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsvtC2ORhN0
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>>670968997
those are some sweet alium baps cuh
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>>670968486
nerd? Oh, that explains why I'm still sitting here writing code for hour 8 in a row. Of course! I need more coffee.
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>>670969088
i want to use them as a drumset.
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>>670969149
No one cares, Pixel
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>>670968997
them hips
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Hi Fishbone! That looks awesome!
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>>670969250
my man...
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>>670969081
Aw yeah, loving it
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>>670967748
You shape this story not me.
>>670967795
Tomo didn't notice you all left.
>>670967913
The orgasm successful maintains the damp spot in your shorts to the same degree.

>>670967913

>>670968339
You ask the waitress to bring you "THOSE" fortune cookies. The one for the "HAPPY ENDING" She winks and gives you the thumbs up.

>>670968466
Over small talk you hear that they like games, anime, and browsing 4chan! Wow, what a relate-able pup!

By this Time your order of General tso's chicken, Crab Ragoons, and Almond chicken reach the table. Pupper didn't seem to order anything.

Maybe they think you ordered for them since no normal person would eat all that food by themselves.

What do you do?

1. Offer Almond Chicken
2. Offer Crab Ragoon
3. Offer General Tso's
4. Other( Your response here.
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>>670969306
NO, YOU AWESOME.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>670969471
Glad you like it, fag.
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>>670969493
Offer general tso's
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>>670969575
You're the fag, feg
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>>670969575
Put the gun down
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>>670969081
Fuck it Crumpie, here you go again improving with your studies...
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>>670969205
Okay, here's your pixel.
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>>670961343
Is this the girl from the "help help were stuck" comic?!?
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>>670969575
NO YOU!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670965771
>
>>670969088
Thx mayn
>>670969181
Instead of Drumsticks you use sticks of butter
>>670969250
yeee
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>>670965359
I love you
(And your shirts)
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>>670969493
give the pupper the ol wristy under the table ayy?

after going at some of that almond chicken ofc
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>>670969493
Offer general tso's and half of crab ragoon. Initiate conversation about games. Gently accidentally touch hand while passing plate if pupper accepts food.
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>>670968039
>
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>>670968843
can do!
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>>670970132
I ove how the only physique difference between male and female trinket is tits and dick
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>>670970132
That's gay as hell Goblin Girl
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>>670970132
Thanks! Love it
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>>670970299
don't make Tristan mad, anon.
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>>670970132
>chest hair
now THIS is gay
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>>670970064
time for my drum solo then.
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>>670969709
DAMN IT, YOU GOT ME THERE! FUCK!
>>670969720
UPRISING NOW!
>>670969765
I'll take that as compliment, but i wish i improve faster.
>>670970034
JOIN UPRISING BROTHER!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670970508
dont do it

you have so much to live for
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>>670970508
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>>670970508
>but i wish i improve faster.
At least you are improving, which is more than could be said for many.

If you want to speed things up I guess I'd suggest a bit more practicing and a bit less avatarfagging? ;)
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>>670970132
Im disappointed that peoplr always go for the lewds, whatever happened to good old explosions and comical affairs
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/b/-tier drawfags...and not a single yotsuba, mootykins, nor other retarded shit drawn.

You damn normies.
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>>670970909
Fight me chris
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>>670970952
>implying you can fight yourself.
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>>670970467
>you will never beat a 4 titted lady with sticks of butter
there's no point in living
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>>670971050
we can dream..
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>>670970907
there are billions of things to do from video games to books and most people here are horrible storytellers, even worse than their art. there was no innately funny drawfags unless you have the mental capacity of a 10 year old or are deprived of basic social lives.
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>>670970909
Just report for avatar fagging
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>>670970064
>>670971050
I miss creepy stare guy.
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>>670970508
YES BROTHER I AM READY!

ALU AKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670971121
>announcing it.
really? the fuck is with you niggers.
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>>670970907
lewds are fun.
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>>670971130
who
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>>670969667
>>670970111
>>670970130

What a smooth anon you are. In mutual agreement of all the voices in your head you hand them the general tso's chicken.

You lucked out. It's one of their favorite dishes!

You initiate game talk, while also performing a bit of game yourself with glances, slight hand touching, and other things first timers attempt to slip past girl's radars!

With the meal coming to a close it is tied together with a sex joke that even pupper can understand. She seems infatuated, and curious at what's going to happen next.

The bill comes across your person, and the party seems just about ready to leave.

What do you do?
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>>670971203
This guy.
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>>670971050
at least i still have my imagination.
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>>670971130
>>670971255
...
okay?
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>>670971225
LIGHT THE RESTAURANT A FLAME!
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>>670970907
>>670971115

This, storytelling is hard, drawing pussy is easy.
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>>670971225
Use Samsung Pay then head to a nearby hotel.
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>>670970586
NOT AFTER THIS
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>670970624
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>670970745
>I'd suggest a bit more practicing and a bit less avatarfagging?
Heh, you're right, but i can be distract VERY easy, this is one of my problem.
>>670971172
KILL ALL INFIDEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670971225
throw that pupper over my shoulder like a wildman possessed and take the conquest back to my love dojo

also nut
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>>670971225
>girl's
wait, hold up..
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>>670971535
your gun now shoots spaghetti.
spaghetti is flowing from your pockets.
you now have pockets on your pants.
you are now wearing pants.
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>>670970405
>>670970299
thants the point
>>670970284
eh. he also has more hair.
>>670968843
well then... I sure did botch that... maybe ill tackle it again later...
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>>670971121
>implying mods care
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>>670971535
>but i can be distract VERY easy, this is one of my problem.
I'M THERE TOOO, MAKE IT STOOOP!
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>>670971645
now that is really nice. i'm a blender, but I find hatching to be so cool.
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>>670966902
Fuckboi defender of the cuck.

>>670967483
>Happy
I'm too edgy for happy.

>>670968372
Hai bb
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>>670971107
>>670971341
We could Nail 4 balloons full of lard to a wall and pretend!

Maybe a last thing before kahl sleeps?
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>>670971121
you do know that rule isn't enforced on all boards right?
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>>670971774
thanks and its tough too cuz its fairly large as you can see the drawing is resting on an armchair behind it
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>>670971683
/r/ing a Goblin/Orc gangbang
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>>670971683
>I sure did botch that
i'm still hard
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>>670971225
Pay bill. Say you have had a nice time ask how they feel. Ask were they want to go next. Suggest arcade, hotel, back.
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>>670971878
well i'd say you did well.
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>>670971885
eehhhhh.... that sounds a bit more involved then I have the drive to make at the moment. ill keep it on the back burner.
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>>670971683
NEEDS MORE SWEAT!

But pretty good, thanks for giving it a shot!
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>>670971850
so your name is fuckboi? alrighty then. can i get a ninja chef please?
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>>670972008
oh. your right.illmake some simple tweeks.
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Mongols.
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>>670971854
it's always fun to pretend.
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>>670972095
turks.
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>>670971683
The more I look at it the more I like it.
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>>670971535
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670972095
Ottomans
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>>670972143
dammit grin, stop playing with the ketchup bottles!
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>>670972037
Oh my name
>Greey
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>>670972095
better watch your mouth

i dont see no great wall
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>>670961343

https://youtu.be/RA7mruIJRqk
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>>670972222
qoots
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>>670971665
W-what??!??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
>>670971737
THE RIDE NEVER END,BBY!
>>670971850
Hey, bby~ how you doing?
>>670972143
ALLU ARKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>670971864
global rule 13 is specifically listed as being enforced on /b/
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>>670972196
>>670972366
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>>670972132
>>670972008
>>670971909
mayyyyybe too much...
ill stop now.
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>>670972516
Cry more. Lurk more too.
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>>670972516
Flooding threads is a global rule too but these threads are spammed at least once every day and nobody gives a shit.
Mods don't give a shit what happens in the board.
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>>670971466
The waitress offers to take your card or cash, and you hand them your phone. They are confused as they don't understand this new technology. What people don't know scares them.

>>670971363
You take this as a sign of resistance and light the chinese restaurant aflame, and take your token dog with you.

>>670971547
>>670971924
>>670971466

Following your instincts you know that the time is now to bring pupper's to the nearest hotel.

The shivering at your side can only be their affection for you, and not the reminiscence of the lives lost in your wake.

You samsung pay your way into the hotel, and book a room.

Which room do you buy?

1.Cheap room with only a bed, and a locked door.
2. Room with the view of the city, and patio
3. The room with the hot tub.
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>>670972130
>>670972168

Dont make me get the gunpowda.

>>670972222
I'll build one.
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>>670972600
i'm still hard
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>>670972516
then no one has inforced it for years.
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>>670972625
You do know the spammers do get banned, they just work in cycles. It's a 3 day ban for flooding
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>>670972654
you're bluffing
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>>670971885
how about a small orgy. "the amount in a gang bang is so vague I never know how many to use.
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>>670972766
Except they don't. The same people have been spamming for days with no ban.
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>>670972644
what kind of person isn't going to pick the hot tub
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>>670972654
Greek Fire Can't melt Assyrian walls
~900 bc was an inside job
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>>670972644
get the penthouse view.
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>>670972600
Can I see Trinket in a Runescape like scenario like a comic

Panel 1: Girl player (goblin or non) says "paying 1gp for bf"

Panel 2: Trinket has been playing the game a while and is sitting on a ton of gp (gold pieces) with 3-5 guys surrounding her. Trinket says, "Keep your chump change and have your pick, most of them are too weak for me anyways" with a cool look on her face.
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>>670972785
>

>>670972989
#NotAllAssayids
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>>670973095
Nero did 64 AD
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>>670973023
on it.
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>>670972644
Buy room with hot tub. This being a nice room with a hot tub, it of course has a nice view. Once in room offer a shared enjoyment of said hot tub to pupper. If accepted help take off puppers clothes.
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>>670973095
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>>670973365
Thanks. Adjust it how you see fit, I just thought it would be a cool draw. I'm not picky. She's a cool character.
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>>670973095
wow look at this guy, i bet it won't even make it to the wall.
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>>670972863
I actually do get banned. It's 3 days, global too. I just wait the 3 cus who cares and I don't like to turn my internet off as I'm constantly torrenting.

Icon guy has been banned at least once too.

The banana people just ban evade, they flock to already spammed threads. Just post spidy or kawaii tanks and a banana will follow.

The bananas HAVE to be more than one person. I'm not the only one with Muslim anime, but I've since seen a decline in its use, all the cropped ones are me, I haven't seen anyone else do that.
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>>670973423
reeee

>>670973580
Fite me.

Gonna go play MnB, cya guys later.
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>>670973636
Oh, fair enough then.
Which spammer are you, and why do you spam anyway?
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peep
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>>670973771
>>670973636
oh ok my bad, you're the muslim anime guy
i didn't notice because of the thumbnail swap
But still though, why do you spam the threads?
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>>670973735
get sea raided on
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>>670973636
i don't know if you care, but i gotta ask. do you normally just lurk all the time or do you take shifts alongside the other spammers?
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>>670973636
>>670972863
icon here. did get banned the once but you can just tether your mobile phone as a second hot spot. or walk down the street and use mcdonalds wifi. it's just.a lot of effort when you can just wait out the ban.
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>>670973771
I post Muslim anime, people have referred to me as Muslim-kun but that seems weird. Whatever.

I'm not gonna explain why as it will just fan the flames and I don't wanna start shit right now. Everyone is having a good time.
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>>670972037
I'm drawing it now, I had to do a system reboot.

My name is Greey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCe2bTtKCJg
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>>670972600
>>670972600
Now just add some blush, shine and I think we've got it all down~
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>>670973979
at least you're not pure evil, i'll give you that.
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>>670973882
I don't organize with others out side of the thread. I'm OFTEN here, watching. No need to spam when there's no problems.. Also idk why the thumbnail swapped, I didn't do it intentionally. Weird.
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>>670974111
ninja swiped those trips.
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>>670973979
>>670973961

is the sword truly your enemy

or is it the drama he brings
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>>670971342
Also known as CSG.
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>>670974162
>spams threads
>not a bad guy
ok?

>>670974210
>No need to spam when there's no problems
theres really no need to spam at all.
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>>670974323
i said not pure evil. that doesn't equate to not bad.
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>>670974386
ok then
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>>670974263
as Muslim anime said the previous day we wish no physical harm on sword. cfnm maybe but not sword. no drama here though so cannot say more than that.

>>670973882
have spoken to other spammers crossboard. prefer to do the icons. talked to the banana guys some.
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>>670972869
>>670973382

Going with the majority vote inside your head you decide to bring pupper to the hot tub room

>>670973382
>>670972993

Inside the room is indeed the hottob, but also a grand view of the walmart parking lot. Pupper doesnt seem to min though, and enjoys being in the water, which they took the liberty of taking off their clothes and jumping right in.

You didn't get a good view of checking out your pupper package deal before they hopped inside.

What do you do now that you have pupper all to yourself with a grand view, and a hot tub?
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>>670974552
doesn't even look line a dog tbh
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>>670974552
put the smooth guy moves on her.
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>>670973023
>>670973522
almost done.
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>>670974552
slide in and show her what weve got on clearance
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>>670974552
Hello person with good drawing skills.

>>670972366
The usual, you know autism and such can make the world such a wonderous place.

>>670973842
poop.

>>670974228
Stand in awe.

>>670972037
Here ya go I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48
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>>670974703
Looks great so far!
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>>670974624
your face looks like a dog. HAH!
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I am leaking all her videos because of what she did to me. She cheated on me for the past few months while we were in a relationship. /b/ shall remember this day. Download: Better hurry before I remove it from the server. http://updo.nl/file/6eb765bb.zip 26
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>>670974819
I don't want to jail broski.
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>>670974747
30/10
10 for awe
10 for music
10 for delivery

thank you so much.
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>>670974552
Slide over to cuddle up. Then, slowly move one hand to feel up chest and other hand gently up thigh to check on package.
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>>670974263
So I wrote a really long reply, but in the end it will just cause more arguing and less drawing. so I'll just say the yes the drama mainly. the only true enemy is the bow as it has zero redeeming qualities.

https://youtu.be/LQI47mSpvgE
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>>670975222
Trips of truth
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>>670975222
i truly hope this isn't a serious video.
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>>670974552
waterboard
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>>670975399
Allow me to crush your hopes with two words:
it is
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>>670975466
tell me it's just someone being dumb. please!
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>>670975456
no chill.
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>>670975222
So you're saying that the spam is because of people who argue all the time?
That's not exactly a great reason, but at least now that most anons know they're the cause they might shut up about old stuff now. So, in turn, you guys aren't ALL bad.

>>670975571
Nope. Completely serious.
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>>670975667
I was just kidding.
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yall is boring! Good night everyone!
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>>670975782
so you're telling me it was a lie? you LIAR!
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>>670974751
thanks bruv. sorry i'm so damn slow. ill be done soon enough.
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>>670975835
sleep tight shark-fishy or whatever the hell you are
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Requesting a thug daddy grizzly bear. Holding a gun, wearing a hat. Chubby. Gangsta as fuck.
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>>670974624
Sorry , it's late. not trying to EFFORT too much.

>>670974637
>>670974718
>>670975170

You slide over and pull out the moves. puppers doesn't seem to resist as you move them into your lap, and even wags their tail a bit as your crotch can tell.

You slowly , yet confidently move your hand up their thigh, and feel their package., and are taken aback as, they don't have one. Puppers is a she.

Before you have a chance to think of what to do next you hear two large thumps on the door to your hotel.

Who could be messing up your precious moment?

What do you do anon? The thumps grow increasingly louder.
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>>670975937
What level are you, 70?
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>>670976107
oh no, it's the po-po.
gotta play it cool and divert them.
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>>670975937
Slow? You are doing great!
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>>670976107
excuse myself from the worked up little pupper for a moment and answer the door naked
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>>670975672
Pretty much. I know my methods are extreme but it catches everyone's attention. once people know that arguing leads to the caliphate, they think twice.

It's a flawed system obviously, the sword has admitted to provoking it at least once, not to mention the copy cats who frame him.

My intentions are for the good of all, at least that's what I want. Sorry man.
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>>670976310
9 inch dick hanging out to assert my dominance
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I got bored....

Requests?
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>>670976325
You are a jerk. Bickering is shit but real arguments can serve as a catharsis and has real entertainment value.
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>>670976107
Politely excuse myself, making sure to brush the vag and feel up the chest on the way out. Put on a towel, then go to answer the door. Not forgetting to check the peep hole before opening.
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>>670976325
so i'm just pulling at straws here. if i'm wrong,let me know, i'll understand.

Your objective is to get rid of the drama. you're doing this by flooding out people who are arguing with muslim spam. you also target and minimalize key components that lead to said arguments (i.e. swordbro and/or his requests) through spam, then negotiation to mutually stop. in the end, you're just trying to clear up all the bs in the thread.

ok, you got me. i can't call you truly evil, but i do think the spam may have a much more negative impact than the drama as it deterrs other who just want to have a good time.
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>>670976107
I am far too emotionally invested in this story now.
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>>670976227
>>670976310
>>670976752

You approach the knocks, and check through the keyhole, as you always do when opening doors. You don't see anything.

Curious as to what it could be you open the door to find a small cat .

Behind you, you hear the rustling of clothes, and feet pitter pattering.

The cat explains to you that it's Pupper's bed time, and is here to take her home.

What do you do?
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>>670977093
fall to your knees, stretch your hands upwards, and cry furiously.
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>>670976534
Spam can be entertaining ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>670976894
Yes, I know it upsets those who are uninvolved, I'm really sorry for that, but I hope to bring everyone together by hating me, the spam, and the cause of the spam (i.e. The arguments root ). It's a pipe dream though, isn't it? Maybe I'm just misguided.
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>>670977093
slam the door shut. Lock it.
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>>670977093
hold these blue balls

and hand the cat a copy of my mixtape

https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release
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>>670977199
>spam can be entertaining
no, it's the very definition of spam to be superfluous bullshit.

It adds nothing new to the community, just make interaction harder.
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>>670977199
it's beginning to sound a lot like chrishop up in here
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>>670977199
a tiny bit extreme, but i can understand why you're doing it.
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>>670977199
>Spam can be entertaining
If you truly believed that you wouldn't be using it as a "punishment"
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Gonna go, be back in a bit.
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Might take requests
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>>670977488
sleep tight.
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>>670977519
so is that a yes or no? you're confusing me.
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>>670977627
*might*
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>>670977093
Explain that you are having a nice time here and will supervise her bed time here. Swap phone number to call if emergency. Smile as I close and lock the door. With the cat gone get back to business. (I swear if it's a cock block after all this time)
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>>670977348
>>670977420
Of course I was joking, though at least Muslim anime gives you something to look at. I could be using bananas.
>>670977382
Really? Cus I legitimately hope he dies. He's a mysoginist, borderline rapist and pedophile apologist.
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>>670977818
>pedophile apologist
That's wrong
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>>670977818
i still hate you, but by god some of those miscapped images just crack me up.
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>>670977079
>>670977236
>>670977323


You hand the cat a mix tape then shut the doorin the cat's face. Then immediately fall to the ground and cry furiously just like your mom taught you how to do.

The cat's face burned in your mind. You can't get rid of this pain. This PHANTOM PAIN.

As you bawl on the floor puppers comes over , and pats your head, and gives you a kiss on the forehead.
She then brushes her hair back, and leans forward to whisper in your ear.

"Bawrka..."

She unlocks the door , and leaves you there to cry until her return.

>>670977678
Don't worry anon. It's hard to get it in on the first date
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>>670977818
>Anime>bananas

I guess you try to help out in your own perverted way.
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>>670977987
im already a demon..
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>>670977951
Hey Chris
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>>670973023
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>>670978062
No I mean being a pedophile apologist is fucking wrong
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>>670977987
I'm stilll, in a dreeeaaam, SNAAAKE EAAAREEER
dun dun dun DUUUUUUN
*snake eater*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
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>>670978115
>too week
>week
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>>670978179
Bruh
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>>670978115
such weekness
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>>670978115
I'll take the horny demon in the back. Good work~
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new thread

>>670978285
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>>670974747
Also hello person i forgot to say hi back to. Sorry, was very into making the story. Enjoy your night!
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>>670978115
how has you weak been trinket?
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