What is the most Alpha thing you've done /b/?
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What is the most Alpha thing you've done /b/?
pushed a girl out of the way of a incoming truck and i was hit instead i think i have a pic of how fucked up i got
>>670953288
Fucked your mother
Spend my life alone
>tfw the most alpha thing you've ever done is made homemade pancakes
A friend and I tested out a new 22 rifle and ballistics vest by taking turns putting the vest on and unloading into it. I still have lead shards in my neck because one of the rounds shattered and sprayed me.
>>670954241
Most people can't do that, even for a day.
Jumped out of a C17 and then rucked up a mountain.
>>670953288
>playing pokemon while walking home
>notice a guy rushing behind me
>I say "hello"
>He goes "giv me yo fone or ill steek(stab) yoh"
>Show yellow kitchen knife in his bag
>Am a kichten manager - so like knife is friend
>took his kitchen knife and pressed deeply into the back of his neck
>Pushed him off when I saw he wouldn't let go of knife blade
>He ran away
as a girl this is most alpha I've ever been :P
>>670954142
OOOOOOHHHHHH DAMN SON!!! You need some aloe vera for that burn!!??
>at college
>on top of parking structure
>blast girls just wanna have fun
>half campus can now hear cydni lauper
>Shit was cash
>>670953288
Beat up the school cop in front of my crush after he called her a slut. I was 16 at the time and got the charges cleared when i turned 18. I had been doing boxing for the past 3 years and beat the fuck out of him.
past tho I'm a different person now.
Crush sucked my dick once i got out of juvie.
>>670954848
timestamp tits or gtfo
>>670953288
Drove almost a thousand miles for a girl and impressed the hell out of her dad.
Shot my neighbors annoying yappy dog with a BB gun. Took out its eye lol. He never found out it was me
>>670955156
greentext that shit?
had a fivesome with my bestfriend and 3 (well maybe one butterface) hot highschool girls. shit was pretty awesome, all of us were drunk.
>>670954383
not alpha. thats autistic. please try again
>>670954054
plz do
Shot this full auto
I took a shit in my neighbors yard this morning, then sat on my couch and watched as he walked out to get his news paper. The sight of his face upon seeing a steaming pile of shit on his lawn at 630am was priceless.
He just shoveled it up and flung it into the neighbors yard on the other side of him. Must hate them more than me.
>>670954716
static line or free fall?
I caught a 25 pound carp with my hands
I got laid at a party just from saying,
>"did you come here to dance"
I came in second(literally beta) in a state championship wrestling tournament.
I haven't done too many 'alpha' things, but I've accomplished plenty that required major cojones
>>670955555
Told my mom I was molested as a child.
>>670953288
Well
>I been the bullied guy
>I been the omega male since 2003 to 2011
>I change my acctitude
>I will popular and famous and I be a male alpha of school,the leader
>No more virgin
>>670955218
>>Drove almost 1000 miles for a girl and impressed the shit out of her dad.
>>670954383
Don't worry about lead poisoning you're fine, you must have developed an immunity to lead after all those paint chips you clearly ate when you where a baby
>>670954054
This is like my fantasy. Is the girl now your waifu?
http://eropoi.com/dvdes-460-lesbian-soap-battle/
after finish downloading, I seed all the torrents for 2 weeks.
>>670955364
sadly i dont its on my laptop that i fucked up i broke the screen sorry i could not deliver
>>670954848
pretty awesom. please tell me you uttered a one-liner after shanking him.
>>670955803
That's legit beta unless you fucked her
>>670954848
south african? also girls can't be alpha
Got 2 blow jobs by 2 different girls in the same day.
I am 6 feet 2 inches tall
>>670955073
Don't you believe that girls also enjoy 4chan? Not a chance will I post tits, never want to be found in some guys fapping folder
>>670955524
Wish it was free fall. It was static line.
I am one of the top rated warcraft 3 players in the world
>>670953288
took a year but walked across china.
Had too make a death notification over the phone. Was not the way I wanted it done.
>>670954054
>saying he has a pic of it.
>not posting the pic
At least try not to be so fucking omega.
>>670954241
Not sure if they'd be considered alpha.
I'm a security guard. Saved or helped save a couple lives.
>>670956413
not hard to do when there's only a couple thousand left.
I used to hang out at my local Street drag scene. Outran alot of cops. Never caught once.
ITT betas who don't know what alpha means
>>670956135
I am a fucking legend
>>670955210
>>670954982
Wow, so alpha...
>>670956606
...is drag illegal in russia or something?
>>670956234
she alpha'd him. Female hyenas an be alpha. Maybe we got one here.
>>670956402
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of me fapping to whores that actually follow directions.
This guys was silently gloating about how alpha he was while hanging out with my friend group, and no one noticed (except for the guys in the group ofc). So, we hung out the next night and he was doing it again. I decided to play his game, and I won massively, but didn't gloat. Everyone was having a great time, I was leading the group, and the other guy was visibly angry and not participating.
Felt incredible.
>>670956678
Well, it's either doing something that makes you feel super duper cool or being a decent human being.
>>670953288
Didn't fap today...
>>670955060
Went to juvie and didn't even get laid rofl
>>670955218
Kay.
>be 18
>Back when AOL was a thing, hang out in internet chatrooms after school
>Meet grill, two years older
>Chat, cyber, whatev.
>Fall for her HARD about two months later
>Eventually graduate, get a job and car.
>We had threatened to meet up a few times, but it wasn't realistic
>Her mom found out, told dad, they obviously don't approve.
>Say fuck it, managed to save up a couple grand over the summer, we plan a meetup
>Drivan
>Get there, she get a friend to cover for her that she's staying at her house
>She says at my motel room instead
>Spend the night together, mostly just talking, but we mess around as well
>The next morning, her parents tried to contact her at her friends, she wasn't there
>We'veBeenSpottedGoLoud.jpg
>Her and her parents have an argument while I kind of sit awkwardly in my shitty car, scared
>Eventually they say fuck it, accept the situation and decide to meet me
>mom's kinda psycho, but me and her dad really hit it off over aeronautics and guns
>We all get hella drunk together
>End up spending the night in a guest bedroom for a week.
>We now live together in Dallas
never done anything alpha irl but i used to single handedly beat clans in modern warfare 2 domination and got a lifetime supply of hatemail.
>>670956743
>stabbing is alpha
>>670953288
fucked two girls who were best friends since childhood.
They each found out about the other. Destroyed their friendship, and they tried to end it with me, but a week later I was fucking them both again without the other knowing.
got 4chan to ddos itself once.
>>670956402
Clever Girl
>>670956509
Nope
>>670956940
>threatened to meet up
>>670956084
I told him to get a job
He tried to steal from my little bro he is way more alpha
>Bro walking home on phone
>Guy runs up to him takes it
>Guy runs to tree accross the field
>Lil bro runs after him
>Gets to him by the tree
>Guy pulls out a stick with nails on the end
>Stick with nails is at my bros neck
>Bros hands are up
>Guy is struggling to take out battery
(phone cover is tricky)
>Bro tells the guy that he will open it for him
>Guy puts down stick
>Bro picks up stick and hits him across the face
>Bloody nose + passed out
>Bro takes phone back
>>670956234
Yes south african, I can accept the not being alpha part - tomboyish enough
>>670953288
>be me
>be 19
>pulled over for DUI on New Years
>blew a .244
>second highest in DUI class
>picked up from police station
>continued drinking that night
>didn't throw up
I might be an alcohol
Posted dubs
>>670957483
we managed to ID the guy since he was stealing in the area already with yellow kitchen knife and stick with nails
>>670957342
meaning we talked about it, but not to seriously. It was like, a "What if we were together" Sorta thing.
>>670956940
>>threatened to meet up
Like "bitch imma come over to Starbucks and have a coffee with you oooooOOOOO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM"
Took the virginity of 2 girls in one night. I was 16, they were 13 and 14.
>>670956940
So this girl was 20 and her parents were that up her ass? Fabricated and homosexual
I had an ex gfs dad that hated me for some unknown reason so I fucked his daughter on the kitchen counter whilst he has on the sofa in the living room no door just an archway to the living room he just froze
When I was 13 I saved a 5yo kid from drowning in a river. Was scared I was going to get in trouble because my mom told me not to go down there because people go down there to drink and do drugs and stuff, I was meeting a friend there so we could smoke a cigarette...
I may or may not have a problem, /b/
>be me, 20
>little sister is 12
She is very clingy, hugs, kisses, but she only does that to me due to my family being a bunch of assholes to her. Acted nice to her when was small, so now i think she likes me.
I live in a small house so i had to share rooms with my big sister. Now that she pretty lives in her boyfriend's house i have the room to myself.
>She comes one night and ask me to sleep in my room
>From that night she has been sleeping in my room
>One night, wakes up and turn on lights
4:00 AM probably
She is sleeping with only her panties, because she doesn't have breasts yet
>She is sleeping with both legs wide open
Cont?
>>670959489
>20
>still live with poor parents
this is in no way alpha. The only way this story might have a ounce of alpha is if you dont molest her and then you two move the fuck out of that trailer.
>>670953288
I'm a scuba diving instructor.
>>670959880
Not alpha, just telling my story.
>>670960643
Does it end with you putting a gun in your mouth
If so pls cont
>>670960759
Well, it doesn't end yet because i came here to tell my actual situation.
>>670961169
lick her little pussy and go to bed.
>>670956402
Girls enjoy 4chan ;) but honestly I wouldn't care if a guy was jerking off to me, I've encouraged it with all my real life guy friends. I think it's flattering
Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>670961442
then you should come cam. get way more attention
> femanon
> cams
> .com
if you're on mobile use puffin browser
Skydive for 15 yrs
>>670961559
if you didnt impregnate her then there is nothing alpha about this...
I don't know. If I had to think about it, I've played music with a prominent jazz musician on national TV. I've featured on a few records and make a living as a freelance musician. Is that alpha? What does alpha even mean?
I wonder how many people on this site know if their grandpas are circumcised or not
>>670956940
dawww...
i flew 11540km to meet mine in 2009. she turned out to be fat and ugly, had shown me pictures of her sister for the 6 years we'd been talking, since i was 17. she's 7 years older than me, and just last week we finally stopped talking.
i kinda used her as a sounding board for years after, i have hilarious recorded skype calls of her defending feminism and tumblr shit.
she's not talking to me now though, the cunt.
>>670961380
I'll continue.
>Get close to her
>Check her eyelid movements, her breathing, touch her in the arm.
>no reaction
>With the movements of a fucking ninja, I get close to her crotch
>Lift the border of her panties
>A pussy salutes me
She only have a very little patch of blonde hair above her labia, and it's pink with her interior (the entrance of her vagina) a little more pale pink.
>>670962403
omg she has a vagina!?!?! no way!
>>670962403
Pics or it didn't happen
>>670962403
Kill yourself anon
>>670955891
No. She's with Shitbag McPunchalot.
>>670962403
cool story. growing up i saw my sisters' pussies all the time...
I'm a firefighter in australia (NSW Rural Fire Service)... have saved several people's lives, saved more than a few houses, and god knows how many animals... does that count?
>>670953288
> Fired an rocket launcher multiple times
> marched for over an entire week
> made my female bf my gf
> climbed my countrie's highest mountain
I beat a man to death
>>670957055
Shut the fuck up, cunt
>be me
>be in primary school
>autistic af
≥constantly getting bullied by fat american and skinny indian
>one day decides I had enough
>put metal spoon from lunchbag in my pocket
>lunchtime niggas
>eating lunch on the edge of a 5 foot drop
>fat pig throws basketball at my head as I sit down
>sigh
>nottodisshitagain.jpeg
>stand up
>"Apologize. Apologize now, or go away. I'm tired of you."
>oo das edgy
>they both laugh
>pull out spoon
>brandishes threateningly
>"lol anon what are you gonna do, scoop me up?"
>"Leave me alone."
>indian boy pushes me, I lose my shit
>start shrieking like madman and flailing my arms around
>spanking them repeatedly with spoon
>throws at piggy
>flings him off the edge
>turn to stickboy
>grabs legs and yanks
>Here's your chance for an all-out attack!
>climbs on him and starts punching him
>meanwhile fatso is crying for the teachers
>they run out,pull me off, send me to office
>still crying from my anger, lips bleeding from biting them so hard
Could you believe that I was the one that got in trouble for it? I ended up transferring schools a couple of months later.
>>670954264
Lol. It's okay bro focus on your culinary talents
>>670963185
Just so you guys know, he's not a real firefighter, he's a volunteer. when the fires kick off in the middle of nowhere basically the local footy team grabs a garden hose and tries to make a difference.
they're the reason people die, too many normies think "the RURAL FIRE SERVICE IS HERE, WE'RE SAFE" when in actuality the fucking local wanna-be heroes just rocked up in a shitty outdated water truck with no experience or training in dealing with fires. thus normies stay at home instead of evacuating when they should. fuk u NSWRFS
>>670955385
>When you want to kill your target and anything within 5m of impact area
>When you want to kill your target and miss, killing him, 3 other guys, 5 innocents and the town's cat along with the AoE
>>670962749
Believe me, I'd like to post a pic.
>Lubricate my little finger with saliva and try to get into her
>Holy shit, it's warm
It's like it has a layer of ~1 cm of flesh and after that it gets hot and... bumpy? something like that
>get almost entirely my finger into her, enjoying the sensation.
Of course, this almost taken 10 minutes
>Suddenly, she jerks
>Fucking shit, the sensation of her pussy coiling hard around my finger it's heaven
>Pull out, pretty easily since it's lubricated
Cont.
>>670953288
>be in high school
>have friends that think I need to harden up
>they tell another kid that I've been talking shit about him
>they tell me he's been talking shit about me
>idgaf, I don't know him, I don't care what he says
>get to some class
>before bell rings friend sticks his head in
>Anon, come here
>go see what he wants
>other kid is in the hall
>I heard you been talkin' shit about me and you wanna fight
>no, my friends were feeding you that shit so they could watch a fight, you're an idiot for believing that, and your an idiot for thinking it matters anyway
>stfu Anon, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out
>toss a right hook
>catch him between the ear and jaw
>toss a left jab at his nose
>he recovers from the shock of being hit by some one giving no signs of being about to throw down
>kid is on the wrestling team
>pins me very quick
>starts hitting me in the hip
>I think he thought he was hitting me in the kidneys
>teachers break us up
>show up to school the next day
>first class is weight lifting
>the kid I fought is in the class
>kid isn't there
>hear from one of his friends that his face is all bruised and swollen
>not a mark on me
my friends' faces when
>>670956081
Thnx
>>670963350
fuck, the ausfags are out.
might as well shut down the alpha thread now, they're not going to post anything.
>>670953288
Lead my squad in an assault over some sandy dunes.
Fucked my girlfriend in the morning, then broke up with her. Her neighbor called me, when over to her place (right next to ex, had to creep) and fucked her that afternoon, then hooked up with a chick I worked swing shift with and fucked her after work.
3 women, one day.
Felt like fucking James Bond
>>670963834
u fukin wot
Obviously shit-tier tits.
>>670962403
Wow your creepy, kill yourself.
Fucked my ex-GF's mother while ex was in school. She called me and asked for me to come over to chat about recent break up. 2 hours later my dick was inside her. fucked her all that summer.
Clogged the toilet with my turd alone. No TP.
Also, back in jr. high school, I used to have classmates over all the time to smoke chronic and play fighting games. One of them stole my copy of Metal Gear Solid for the Gameboy Color. I broke into his house and stole it back.
I flushed a living hamster down a toilet when I was three, killed a squirrel with a BB gun at 7
and intentionally ran over a whole nest of baby rabbits with a lawnmower at 10 (◕‿◕)
Raped a bitch tonight, tfw she's talking about it in another thread
I went to Iraq for vacation
>>670953288
> was playing vidyagames with friends and we decided to go to the gym together the next day
> like lifting
> joined a club
> tought the guys there should get their act together
> got my friends to join and took the club over - we had a majority rule on annual meeting
> stick with it a few years
> decide to make it my sole profession (coaching, hosting competition and doing club involved activities)
> take over climbing club and olympic weightlifting club aswell
> six years later, we have over 300 members (where around 40 when I joined)
> local government sponsors us, among all the other major companies in the community
> gain overlord status and rewarded with lifting wifu 9/10
> Club is worth 700 thousand dollars in equipment and assets - with annual income of over 400 thousand dollars
> go over board 6-7 times a year to coach my students
> get to live my life with relative comfort and only do things that involve my interest and hobby
anon, what thread? prove it fag
>>670963775
>By the time she shifts in bed, I'm already faking sleep in mine
>She turns over her side and resume sleeping
This continued for a while, but most nights she sleep over her side so i don't have a chance to try it again
Tried it, but with her legs closed it's tight to the point of not being able to get in.
>One night, i saw her sleeping with the legs opened
Fucking lottery
>Get besides her and check sleep
>Green light
>Move panties and get in finger
>God, i will never get tired of this sensation
>Suddenly, an idea pop in my head
>Lubricate finger again and get in, to reduct possible friction and the consecuent wake up
>Start to move finger, slowly
>Feel the bumps in her little vagina coiling softly
>Stop
>It stops
>Resume
Her labia begin to get a little hard
>I look at her face, and it's blushing a little
>Fuck it, she's so cute
Cont
>>670965782
prove it fag
>>670966502
>prove I committed a crime
No thanks you'll just have to take my word for it
>>670967248
you didn't do shit
>>670967248
feg
>>670954982
>made a baby
>shot 5 deer and ate them
>one was an 8 pointer
>rescued a cat from the shelter
>came down my ex's throat on the regular
Super cash.
Once my friends gf offered to deep throat and fuck me but I turned her down because I'm not a douche friend.
Kept the pack together for a while
She went on to cheat on him with a rando and got pregnant.
>>670953288
When I was hired to save the crew of a burning oil platform, I was caught in a corner by a grizzly bear. As I was carrying three unconscious works at the time, I couldnt just wrestle him, instead I had to bite his head of. Man that beast was a tough one.
Turned out allright thou. My ship was destroyed by the Kraken, but I rode home on a whale.
>>670967499
>>670968327
What evs I had a good time tonight and y'all can suck it if you don't believe me.
>>670968619
you didn't do shit feg, the only one who is going to "suck it" is you sucking dick because you are a fucking faggot
>>670966424
>By now, it's getting a little wet and easier to move
>She's coiling a little harder, and i slow the pace until she is soft again, then resume.
>Her clit is perking up a little, and after a while she is pretty wet
>Fucking shit, my 12 year-old sister is getting off with my finger.
>She jerks again, and move her legs, slowly opening her eyes
>I fly to my bed like a fucking lightning, but i'm pretty sure she saw me
>Faking sleep on my bed, i open 1 mm my right eye
She is staring at the ceiling, blushing.
>Looks at me
>FakingSleep.jpg
>She turns over her side and sleep again
>Go to bath and fap like a demon
Since then (three weeks) she has been practically clinging into me at day, and sleeping with both legs wide open, to the point of lay at each side of the bed, EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
I know that probably she wants more, but i'm scared of taking the relation between us to another level.
What do, /b/?
>Go to bar
>Karaoke night
>Sing awesome doors cover
>Blonde chick grinding on me whole time
>Bachelorette party going on
>Make out with the Bachelorette
>I was 19 years old
>>670968855
You sound jelly I had unconsentual intercorse, you jelly bro?
This.
Alpha as fuck
>>670969046
you should wait till she is asleep, do the finger thing again, wait for her to sleep again then take her before she wakes up
>>670969052
please you didn't do fucking shit, if I had done the same and im going to go fucking brag about it, i might as well fucking back it up with some evidence.
>TFW
>Nothing... just an example of being beyond shit-tier...
I lead my own wolf pack. We search daily for cocaine and hookers at night, during the day we scout our next mission.
>>670969805
I'm not bragging I'm contributing to an alpha thread. I would of never told this to anyone otherwise.
>>670970005
>so alpha he rapes someone
>too scared to prove it
>>670969977
Rick?
>>670970066
How would I even prove it, you think I had my phone out and took pictures? I was too busy trying to get off fag.
>>670969977
Sounds fun
>>670970098
chris??
most alpha thing ive done?
>me
>8-10?
>im the pc nerd kid ik all the pc stuff and im the nerd, tho i was still with the cool kids, cause i wasnt fat or bad looking or played with some retarded playing cards like the real betas
>a lot smaller than the other kids of my age
>after school hanging out with the cool kids where everyones bikes are
>this annoying kid but one of the most alphas cause he knew even the cool kids from the other town too
>i start to get pissed at him dont remember for what
>smash his bike down to the ground, some flashy light thingy breaks too
>pretty much a standoff now with him and me
>1v1mefagot.mov
>make the first hit right to the face
>he says "is that supposed to hurt"
>then faces the other way
>faces me again and others
>is crying and his nose is bleeding
>bikes home
>im the fucking bad boss now
>other kids tell on me tho and i get in a shit ton of trouble tho
>>670970098
>>670970255
Is this really habbening???
>>670954264
wow dude are you gay?
>>670970472
holy fuck it is. wow.
>>670970255
Bro! we're on for tomorrow right?
>went to party at friends house
>taco bell was consumed prior
>at friends party
>hate friend will all of heart
>pretends to be nice,
>be night
>everyone is asleep
>has shits
>after toilet rubs bare ass on all friends pillows
>spares dick friend
>rubs bare ass on own pillow
>sleep
>everyone wakes up with pink eye except for dick friend
>everyone kicks dick friends ass
>victory
>large crash party
>many friends asleep
>>670970691
fuck yeah. i'll bring the guns and ammo, u get the masks and dildos. dave said he was bringing funyons but he will probably eat them all before he gets there so i'll bring some just in case.
>>670957555
>I might be an alchohol
>>670957555
>I might be an alcohol
>>670969655
The trouble it's that probably she knows what i've been doing to her
And what scares me it's that she might like it, and i don't know if should I continue
Sound faggot as fuck since i began it all, but i'm hesitating.
>>670957555
>I might be an alcahola
>>670957555
>I might be an alcaholalic
>>670953288
Fucked my stupid ex gfs mouth after fucking a girl earlier that day
>>670970925
you gotta show your alpha side
i mean fuck her brains out
she will fucking worship you if
what you have been saying is true
>>670957555
.16 is unconscious, .20 is death.
>>670969046
>put a rubber on lube it fuck her
>>670956081
Macho Man
>>670953288
Dated 3 girls named Stephanie all at same time. Went to all 3 houses in one day for sex.
Won a fight with biggest kid(202cm) at my school with body shots.
Drank 34 beers in one session not including bongs and shots.
And then everyday things like helping old ladies is with bags up stairs or helping ladies with prams get off trains. Reckon these days that's alpha.
Also backhand slapped some emo kid who pulled a knife out on a friend.
>>670971113
It's pretty weird to explain my fear, if i change something, i will carry the consecuences the rest of my life. That's something I know very well, but in somewhere inside me, i'm afraid of changing.
Of changing her.
Of changing what we are.
It's weird, all those years treating as faggots the authors of the wincest posts when they doubted and now i share their feelings so hard it hurts
Got someone else's wife pregnant.
>>670971233
nah, you been scared by someone. I partied with some girl who had to go to the hospitol to get her stomache pumped, she was at .28 and she lived
>>670972215
That's just scummy and niggerish mate. A real man doesn't cut another guys lawn.
You're just a Fucken mutt mate.
>>670971113
So close
>>670972081
dont you think maybe you two would be even better connected because of this
>>670956375
My nigga
>>670972081
Look dude it's not that big of a deal, most girls want to fuck their older brother or father but the chance is rarely presented to them.
Just keep going slow and do what you're doing, she wants it trust me and eventually she'll beg for it but you don't need to tease her that long.
If you're worried about how things will be between you two in the future don't like I said it's not a big deal. Over time you'll both move on from this and you'll always share that special moment, it will bring you two closer and you'll share a sibling bond that few experience.
>girl who was fucked by bro at 13
>six years later and bro is married and like my best friend
i caught a carjacker in the act and confronted him, i fractured my forearm because he swung at me with a crowbar/metal rod thing. but i still managed to subdue in and pin him down till the police came.
fucking onlookers the whole time didnt do shit to stop the guy stealing the car. i got a letter of thanks form the police a few weeks down the line and the local paper did a little piece on me.
>>670972751
this was the headline
sexiest man alive destroys faggot
>>670972926
"Sexiest man alive destroys faggots forearm"
Ftfy
>>670972504
i know i have to man up and do something, but it's hard.
Thanks anon, i was needing a little push. It will be hard, but i'll try. Maybe will post when are advances.
>>670972724
How old was you bro at the time?
>>670972350
Meh.
>>670957555
>an alchohol
>>670972724
Haha thanks, i will keep trying, and when push comes to shovel, I'll be there for her.
thanks for the advice
>>670954383
That's not alpha, that's full-on retardation. Idiocy isn't bravery you cunt.
>>670953288
your mom
e>>670953288
us actual alphas refuse to post in threads like these seeing how moronically you retards share our experiences. not only that, but when we share our experiences you all self reflect in defence. "Oh that never happened because wah wah wah and im a coward"
>>670968488
cool story
>>670973959
>with no proof of being an alpha
You are banned from Alpha Club
>>670953288
I hang out at high school parties for the underage pussy. ALLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT.
>>670974150
>Oh that never happened because wah wah wah and im a coward
please continute
Dunno really. Beat up 3 guys at same time.
Met a girl someone had taken to a party. Ended up cumming on her tits that night.
Pissed on a police car in Beijing during parade week. This was after getting shit face drunk, doing karaoke then doing alocal in toilet. I saw a guy get killed by a car that night. Im 99% sure he was dead. Whatever though. Pissed on chinese police car.
Beat belarussian border control guy in arm wrestle.
Cheated on my skorean virgin (well, was) gf with her older skorean land lady. Then broke up with her to then go on and sleep with a Cook Island Maori women.
This is boring. You get the idea.
>>670974236
>you didn't post an alpha story just cried I don't believe it.
>can't believe something you didn't post
>>670974150
Fuck off, man
I dont know whats your definition of alpha but on time i grabbed a snake barehanded with my friends watching
didnt know it was venomous
>>670974507
Unnecessary. if you are an alpha, if you are a man, you are a man, you don't value verification, it means nothing to you. if you are a man, you set the verification, you are the one who decides who is strong and who isn't, you are the one who is dominant. and if you are not that person, you are not dominant, and you are not an alpha male.
>>670974681
Ha this reminds me I did the same thing but I was alone and it was a 6" black rat snake, not venomous but big as fuck. Shit got my adrenalin pumped I thought my heart was going to break through my chest. Didn't take pics and nobody saw but god damn I lived for once that day.
>>670974351
Oh yeah. Decieded to start playing proffesional football/soccer at the age of 29. Signed for hong kong team. Scored hat trick in my first game. Retired.
Got bitten by stray dog in cook islands... punched dog in the skull. Dog then followed me around pulling off the green shit on coconuts for me.
>>670974736
Blah blah blah.
Alphas share stories
No verification here
Just chums doing what our ancestors did over late night fires. Just over internet now.
>>670972504
Man, I'd like to show you a pic of how it's sleeping right now. Fucking little devil.
Smoked a blunt in the doors of a police station in Prague
>>670975312
Doooooo eeeeeeet!
>>670975464
That other anon pissed on chinese police car. Cant post gay shit like that after.
Met Matt Roloff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>670969159
>>670973457
cant wait
>>670975579
Then mines better caught by german police, with 5 guys for trying to break a cigarette machine. 4 Guys had weed in their socks, but they don´t find it. We smoke a joint at 3 o´clock in the morning in the cell and they didn´t even notice. Was 17 at the time, my mom picked me up at 8 o´clock in the morning. Had to make 40 hours in goverments garden as punishment.
>>670956375
6 feet 7. something (198 cm) here
Backpacking with the boy scouts when I was 14 and a kid in my crew fell down a mountain and broke some shit. I hiked the 5 miles to the nearest camp with a medic and the 5 back in about 45 minutes where he then got air lifted out. Felt pretty alpha for the rest of the trip.
>playing WoW
>really need to pee
>run to bathroom
>start peeing
>cropspray errywhere
>run back to computer
>mom goes in bathroom
>shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up
>I say no I'm busy
>bitch
>she mops up my pee
>I'm a level 72 druid
>I got epic items
>alpha as fuck
Made out with someone else's girlfriend
>be waiting to use ATM
>some fucking cripple in a wheelchair in line ahead of me
>presses the wrong fucking buttons
>gets his card back, goes to put it back in the machine
>I tell him to get to the back of the line because it's my turn at the ATM now
>alpha as fuck
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>tits
>mom be giving me a lift to the mall
>I'm eating a bacon roll in the car
>we take a detour through Jew Town
>girl waiting at bus stop outside kike elementary school
>I flick a piece of bacon gristle at her
>alpha as all fuck
>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck
>>670954264
I think admitting that is the most alpha thing you've done son.
>>670953288
Threesome (MFF) in college.
>>670976200
>Alpha
>Not Faggot
>>670968488
>8 pointer biggest deer
>went to spca
>my EX, LET me do oral
Is this bait?
Why do you even bother.
>>670970786
that never happened you pathetic faggot
>>670954383
'Alpha' not retarded - if you don't know the difference you're retarded; oh, that's already been established.
>>670970848
>>670970901
>>670973811
allo newfriends xD
>>670976248
>autist as fuck
I stamped on a frog once
>>670954716
Something tells me his experience was with Call of Duty.
>Be me
>with my mates in my 6 4
>see chick jogging
>she stops at the red light to the right of the car
>turns green
>speed past her and we all tip our fedoras
>the kek ensues
>>670976347
>8 pointer is alright.
And throat fucking a 16 year old at the time isnt something you can say you've ever done. Least of all for a year. Faggot
>>670976248
pic of sister's bruised tit or it didn't happen
>>670955210
So alpha. I'd love to return the favor the fucking autist.
>>670976580
>missing the point as fuck
>>670976347
And it's ex as in past tense when they were my gf. Not me fucking my ex.
Jesus. Get ahold of yourself.
>>670955891
^^ Alpha bragging thread - beta Weaboo talking about 'waifu'. ^^
Instead of hooking up with easy sluts I come home and take care of my hamster, Tiffany.
>>670976917
> ^^
Wat
>phone up nigger church from payphone
>hello, pentecostal church of
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>slam phone down
>run off before FBI trace the call
>alpha as fuck and a half
>>670953288
Most of these posts about how 'alpha' anons are demonstrate the effects of giving every kid a trophy for participation and letting kids have safe spaces and choose their gender.
>Mom comes home from shopping
>She bought me the wrong brand of toothpaste
>Scream at her until she goes back to the store and gets the right kind
>She gets home
>Rip the toothpaste out of her hands
>Go up to my room
>alpha as fuck
>>670977102
You sound really gay
>>670977102
Shut the fuck up brian you fat fuck.
>>670956832
Aaaand the beta doesn't know what 'alpha' means uses 'super duper' in a sentence.
>>670955385
CUTE.
>>670953288
Shot 4 dickers in Afghan with a pistol from over 50m. Fuck you.
>>670977368
fucking slavs
>>670977571
>joining the military
fucking moran
quints get
>>670977672
rollin
>>670977696
rolllll
>>670977638
Moron*
>>670977571
>Pistol
Yeah no nigger you weren't in the army
>>670957555
Chronic alcoholics (there's your spelling anon) can function with a .25 believe it or not; .that's sloppy, dangerously drunk not near death. I rate anon's story plausibl and stupid, but not alpha. You got drunk and drove like a tard, yippee.
>>670977770
moran
>>670977813
>>>
> Anonymous 02/26/16(Fri)10:34:22 No.670977813 â–¶
>>>670977571 (You)
>>Pistol
>Yeah no nigger you weren't in the army
Why the fuck would I want to be in the army.
Pongos make me sick.
>>670953288
>be me living in Germany
>go to club alone
>shit music, people, etc
>sitting in the smokers room, drinking and smoking
>qt 3.14 comes up and asks if I'm ok in German
>respond that I don't speak German and I'm from the US yadda yadda
>she and her friends buy it
>have a good time, get drunk and get over to hers
>have sex all night
>get up next morning and saying goodbye in German
>the look on her face
>>670977571
You're a slave for the jews, good goyim.
>>670961984
wat
wat the FUCK
>>670963906
COD doesn't count, fag
>>670977986
>
I'm not American dickweed, not only that - I am a zionist.
>>670955156
Did you play that one song on repeat the whole way there?
>>670978110
found the kike in the thread
>>670977571
Thats not alpha, thats so gamma. Killing unarmed innocent civilians for your jew lords with advanced weapons doesnt make you a man, it makes you a retadred inbred faggot with a small penis.
>>670965661
^^ posting from the maximum security ward of prison- 3 counts of sexual homicide (that the state could prove) ^^
>>670977571
Nice bullshit mate
>>670978110
JIDF detected
>>670955385
Since the MK193 is a LED cube, can you tell us where the fuck the trigger mechanism is located on that MG?
>>670978191
>Carries AK47, PKM, and Radios
>Gets killed
>Classed as unarmed innocent civilian
>nice one neckbeard
>>670978321
Middle back between handles
fucked a bitch so hard in her ass that she squirted out of her pussy all over my balls. shit was cash
she has a porn video out now
>>670978323
Yeah keep believing that lie, honestly no one thinks you're brave or doing the right thing except for inbred borderline IQ retards like yourself.
The bottom line is you're killing unarmed women and children for the jews and their wars, you gamma faggot.
Hope you suffer from PTSD when (if) your brain starts working and you end up a useless alcoholic like the rest of your kind.
![IMG [50%].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hm71Gdu.jpg "IMG [50%].jpg")
>>670975522
Here you go
>>670953288
>dug metal imbeded in skin ot with knife
>took shovel to face at work 11stiches and worked next day
>kid threatened autismo guy in class told him I'd stomp his skull in and he pussed out
Not to alpha really. I don't really like hurting people. Last time I was in a fight was grade 6. Might be getting in a fight with some people on Sunday. But don't feel like an assault charge.
>>670953288
Raised a child to a happy adult.
>>670978726
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
>WroteADissertationOnIdiotsLikeYou.
>>670978816
You're a cool guy anon
>>670978816
shit just got real....
>>670978881
You win this thread anon. Hope your kid isnt gay or a jew?
>>670978816
...that's a real doll of sorts.
>>670978816
looks tasty tbh. moar?
asked a 8/10 girl on the streets out for a coffee.
4 hours later we were making out in the streets and later that week we were fucking.
that entire coincidence was like a x10 multiplier for my self-respect
>>670979001
What's wrong if they're gay?
>>670979119
that faggots needs to die?
>>670979119
Nothing, that anon is just a faggot
>>670974351
>>670975072
OK, this is write-a-book-tier level of memoir
>>670978816
>>670978816
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You're supposed to be someone your little sister feels safe around, you're supposed to protect her. Yet here you are posting pictures for a bunch of fucking pedophiles, and getting off on molesting her. You should be fucking ashamed on yourself. I've screencapped this thread and I'm reporting you to the police tomorrow on their non emergency line. You're a fucking scumbag and as someone who was sexually abused as a child I hope your parents kicked you out, and you get charged with sexually assaulting a minor you fucking faggot. You can delete your posts but it won't matter, everything is archived.
>>670978816
You could probably convince her to suck you off, just sayin.
>>670979119
> newfag detected
>>670979001
>gay or a jew
>implying not all jews are queer
>>670978816
You're such a pathetic loser who can't get a girl his own age so you victimize the only vulnerable female in your life who happens to be your little sister. Just kill yourself.
>>670979310
Not a newfag, just asking since we've always hated Jews and niggers but there's a lot of gays on here and we don't hate them
>>670979119
Homosexuality is another degeneracy that is spread by jews and their media to destroy the West and specifically the concept of a family, the same could be said about feminism.
/pol/ reporting.
>>670959489
cont fag
pizza
>>670979477
Only faggots like faggots on /b/
Go make a rate my dick thread or a trap thread or whatever else you homos like to do.
this
>>670979280
>>670979424
That poor girl wants the d and you faggots want to deprive her of it, anon is just looking out for her best interests.
Double teamed 2 swedish sisters in a Berlin youth hostel dorm where 8 people were trying to sleep.
I was 18 and they were 20 and 25 respectively.
>>670979682
I'm gay so I'm not into traps, also you say only faggots like faggots, but we're all faggots on /b/. Especially OP
>>670977961
topkek
>>670979743
She doesn't want anything, she's fucking 12. And if she experiments it should be with someone her own age not some pasty fucking neckbeard that's her brother. I'm serious, the Vancouver Police have a non emergency line which I am calling tomorrow. Even if I'm in Canada and he's in the US, this is an obvious crime with evidence posted and they will find the guys location and forward a request to the police in his town/city who will hopefully pick him up for questioning. Shit like this is psychologically scarring for a child and sexually abused children end up really fucked up when they are older. This prick needs to be stopped before he goes any further.
>>670979980
what a nigger
>>670979980
Fucking narcs man
>>670969046
Fuck her and post a thread when you do do we can keep up to date
>>670980134
Yeah, real educated response there, Skeeter. Why don't you go drink some more shitty IPA and fuck the sheep?
>>670980225
>>670980134
You know something? I hope the police see this thread and just fucking pay you a visit too. I'd be willing to bet you have a bunch of fucking CP on your computer, sick fucks.
>>670977961
>tfw everyone knows arrividerci
>>670953288
Born and raised in Montana. I hit a bear in the ass with a baseball bat in the middle of my kitchen once
Automatically alpha
>>670977961
Have a similar story
>be me visiting club in cologne
>pretend that i only speak english
>tell i'm from venezuela, but grew up in britain
>underdressed german slut and her nigger gf buy it
>we talk, they buy me drinks, because i'm a broke guy that just came to germany and wants to get to know new ppl
>pretty late, go to their dorm
>sit and listen to music, puff a joint
>black girl starts sucking my dick, after her german friend gave her a look
>at this point both had their arms around me and were leaning kinda against me
>german girl pushes her head balls deep
>awwlawd.png
>she goes down too
>double bj
>both were these slutty mini skirts
the rest was like a porn scene, but i found out both had bf's and i literally cucked a white dude and a black dude without being either
>>670978816
>>670978905
>>670978919
autistic niggers that's a rubber fuckdoll
>>670980473
Rubber dolls don't have little birth marks, dumb fuck.
>>670980334
good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies
>>670979980
She's not a child she's a girl of child-bearing age who wants to fuck her brother, get out of other people lives faggot.
>>670980749
This is basically autism: The post
Have you considered killing yourself you absolute waste of a human being?
>>670980809
Nope not once, you mad I'm right brah?
>>670980243
lol y u mad tho
>>670980905
You're not right, you're just not socially adjusted and your parents regret having you.
>>670980473
How can you be so sure?
>>670978816
start new thread
When I was 13 fucking brother was the coolest thing that ever happened to me. We don't fuck anymore and we went on to have healthy love lives with other people. Why are so many faggots against it? Only child syndrom or just buthurt they missed an opportunity?
>>670981135
You know you're fucked in the head to not think this is normal behavior sublime go through right?
>>670981416
Kill yourself.
>>670981271
I would like to hear more of your stories. Do you have skype?
>>670981416
Siblings* go through?
>>670981513
It's not normal when he's 20 and she's 12.
>>670981271
greentext
>>670981513
Yeah
