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905 sand-nigger ville and syrain rapeugee central
250 vernon
>>670931947
Bramladesh?
403 here
705 north bay
>>670932122
you got it
>>670931947
>>670932122
>>670932234
SINGHDALE REPORTING IN
306 Checking in
>>670932234
Grew up in niagara. I remember Q107 getting in shit for calling it bramladesh on the traffic reports. Kek.
>>670932205
I took a nasty shit at the husky there once.
>>670932205
705 cochrane
>>670932672
are you a truck driver? I'm thinking about getting into that
>>670931696
Serious question for fellow canada fags. Are most guys in canada cut or not?
I have always wondered.
Are Canada cakes real?
613 25/M/Kingston
>>670933044
No, was just passing through. Couple friends of mine drive though. They do well but one just had a kid so he looking at something else. Too long away from home eh.
Anyone know who this is?
604 Surrey what
>>670933546
My sister
>>670933618
better safe than surrey.
>>670933329
90% of the guys I know are cut, including myself.
>>670933618
sup buddy guy
>>670933696
Well I fucked your sister pretty hard.
>>670933329
Most in Ontario are. Can't speak for the prairies, assume most Newfies aren't. Who gives a fuck about the Québécois since nobody wants to fuck them anyway.
>>670933766
Yep, I make fun of my own hometown in every damn Canada thread I see. Still I'm proud to be from Whalleyhood.
>>670933329
If you aren't Muslim or Jewish then you'll have an elephant trunk
>>670933914
Ayye. Fellow Slurrey bro?
>>670933832
>>670933954
Interesting! I am also from Ontario (Waterloo) and I am cut.
I was always curious since I have no idea about my friends and i have never been in a public shower situation.
I thought I was the odd man out.
>>670933954
How can you say this? Have you seen most of Ontarian's dicks?
PEI still onboard. Fucking can't sleep, guess I'll hang here rather than with the trap lovers.
I'm from Ontario and I'm cut as well haha.
anyone know these sluts?
>>670931696
>mapleniggers
>literally have faggot police
>>670934534
Nope, province?
>>670931696
>canada
Thanks for all the support southern Canadians!
>>670934673
ontario
>>670933954
I'm not
>>670934453
Pei here too. That winds keeping me awake blowing my house all to shit haha
>>670934902
Toronto?
>>670935067
Not to bad up west atm. Fuck ton of rain today though.
>>670934289
Howdy from Kitchener bud. Yeah I've asked that same question a lot. Read a stat somewhere about Ontario
>>670935381
Yeah I got caught in mid downpour coming out of the mall. Walked 20ft and I was fucking drenched haha
506 here
>>670935435
Laurier?
Guess her name for win. 604
>>670935251
yep
>>670935566
Nah went to school in T.O. Going back to Conestoga this year for millwrighting
519 London
604 standing by
>>670935689
Is there a steph and dee in there?
>>670935594
Dude this shit was cancerous enough in the last thread.
>>670931696
Help! I'm stuck in Oshawa and can't find a job to escape from here!
>>670935976
Good thing I give a fuck.
Anybody know Sophie N?
250 here kelowna. where the nudes at
>>670935955
nope
>>670935535
I wish it had stayed cold. Fucking frost coming out of the ground, I can't get my tractor back in the woods anymore. Shits just a muddy mess and it's too early for this shit. I'd rather blow snow!
250
>>670932377
another 306 checking in, beep boop
>>670935594
>>670936516
GREAT SCOTT! Marty! Look at that bum hole!
>>670936412
Same here man! I didn't get to take the fucking sled out near as much as I wanted too.
>>670934534
>>670934673
>>670934902
>>670935251
>>670935689
>>670935976
>>670935955
>>670936341
the before pic
709 here.
905 Markham, let's hang out
Kik: foodwarlock
905 any niagara nudes floating around?
anyone want this done to a pic? i doing requests
>>670936873
Fuck yeah man. What you riding? I picked up a '90 phazer 485. Put a 136" track and suspension on it. Fixed some fuckery that was going on with the carbs and reeds. She run very best last couple rides then everything melted to fuck.
>>670937276
this one please
>>670936595
306 Toon town checkin in
>>670936899
Fucking east coast dubs. Where at 709? I worked with shit tons of bi's from port aux basques area.
>>670937345
96 Yamaha vmax 600 she ain't that bid of a rig. Traded a shit box cavalier for it like 2-3 years ago
>>670937638
Got any nudes of michelle b? Got a couple kids blone and hot as fuck
>>670937616
306 paids or whatever people call it these days
>>670938121
Nice. Yeah man I coulnt see spending huge $ on a sled for the island. It's not like northern Ontario where you can rip lakes at 150mph. Mostly riding in the woods and trail. I'd say the phazer was a little quicker with the 121" but picked up big traction with the 136". I was getting stuck in powder in the woods before.
>>670938572
Come to PA cause you are getting drunk with a cousin.
Stay in PA cause you got stabbed.
780?
>>670933329
anyone born in the 80's like 70 percent will be cut
anyone born in the 90's will most likely be uncut.
fact.
>>670939058
Right here brotha
Kik is nyre234
>>670938451
Got no wins ffs
>>670932377
>>670936595
>>670937616
Another 306 checking in - Got a few decent wins if anyone else does?
>>670933832
you fucking idiot
>>670938860
Hahaha ghetto town
705 Peterborough/Kingston
>>670939510
PA is super ghetto af
Howdy fellas did i miss anything?
>>670939886
it is, im surprised i didnt get stabbed yet, jk knock on wood.
>>670931696
416 reporting in.
Well actually in Hamilton atm because uni.
>>670940189
Kek
705 Timmins here
Can't fucking sleep, got work in the morning and I cannot stop owning in street fighter v
>>670931973
Vancouver Island?
>>670931696
204 reporting.
>>670934348
He's the weird guy at the pool who hangs in the shower looking at dicks
>>670939402
Anybody from 306 got some wins they're willing to trade privately or post here? I have wins, but looking to grow the collection
>>670934077
So what you're saying is you're a massive fuck boy?
>>670939058
Another 780 guy here
>tfw you have a masters degree in egineering and you have never used something else than this!
>>670941980
Nice
>>670941465
Im in, 306 Stoon. Have lots of win.
514/450 ayoye le gros mon on va a st-eu rider mon civic swap xD
>>670931973
778 Vancouver originally from kelowna
>>670941548
know any sluts?
Oakville, why does no one live here? Anyone at Sheridan?
>>670941465
Kik: jamescaffery9
>>670942119
9fag gtfo
>>670942998
Yeah if there was a surprise visit the world would just find Trudeau sucking jihadi cocks to prove he's not racist
>>670942998
whos the girl
>>670943151
604 Vancouver checking in
>>670943594
>>670943151
I guess Harper was better because he did the same behind closed doors and we didn't have to openly accept it.
>>670943876
>>670941980
nigga how old are u?
>>670941465
noob here, what are wins?
>>670944015
>>670944282
The noodz
306 Yorkton reporting.
>>670937238
Any nudes? Markham too
can we get some 519 nudes goin here?
604 gibsons
416, annex hood
>>670943946
Harper was as opposed to sandniggers as Canadians would allow
21/f 306
saskatoon
>>670945352
post some Canadian titties for the boys
>>670944298
what is this gay shit?
>>670942831
Yes, we need sluts
>>670945352
Kik?
519 kitchener 18 f
>>670945489
girl here, maybe i want titties too!
>>670942853
Yea man,
and because Oakville sucks and the only reason anyone is here is Sheridan.
Where's that gif of "worship Canada"
You'll receive 1 internet from me, that's the best I can do
>>670946056
Post em, whore.
>>670946056
post pics
>>670943298
lisa ann i think
>>670945352
CDN_Writer36
Will trade my wins for tits
This tho bud
anyone got anymore brittany j from brantford?
514/Montreal checking in!
519 london 22/m
to whoever is in vernon, asl?
hate this town
>>670941081
aiye down to chill?
>>670949193
What's goooood I live in point-Claire tho
>>670931696
Any camhfags tonight?
902 pics
506 anyone else in Fredericton?
>>670935811
my nigga, near uwo right now
>>670934631
That's embarrassing and not as cool as old school.
>>670945123
howdy neighboor
>>670936664
Maria
416, new toronto
THE ONLY THINGS OF FUCKING VALUE HERE ARE MAI-MAI AND BLACK OAK
>>670942853
>>670946334
Oakville only sucks for you faggot NEETs
Going to Canada the 21st of march. Friend is 18 how do I get him into bars and strip clubs?
613 kanata here
>>670946056
25/m/kitchener / huge cock - lets do it
>>670951697
Oakville is 100% suburban purgatory, faggot NEETs are the only people who wouldn't go insane living there
>>670933954
omg so tru fuck the French in canada they are assholes
>>670951731
go to alberta, manitoba, or quebec, drinking age is 18 there
>>670951731
cut him up and put him in backpack, go to bathroom, take him out, profit??
>>670951834
haha no thanks
>>670951891
You know how I can tell you're a faggot on Kerr street?
You think people actually spend their time in Oakville and don't just drive to Toronto to do shit
>>670952052
meh your loss
i live right on lake huron the best place in the world to see the sunset
Quick Question; If you die in Canada are you permanently dead?, Or does someone just come up and pour maple syrup on ya then ya spring back to life ?
>>670952159
> implying cuckmuttters have time to do anything but wash down swiss chalet with molson and mindlessly watch cp24 for 2 hours before going to bed
>>670952414
Maple syrup and timmies
>>670952479
Oh okay, That's completely reasonable
>>670931696
604 North Van
nudes?
>>670951990
What if i was going to toronto?
>>670952709
what does that have to do with anything lol
>>670952809
the drinking age is 19 there
>>670943603
>>670935939
me too 604 near commercial station
>>670952809
it's 19 here, get a fake id, also I'm 21 and get carded maybe at most 30% of the time at most outside liquor stores (government monopoly, always card you), so it may be a moot issue.
>>670951990
Not even Canadian and I hate Alberta.
Always wanted to go to Canada too.
its my 25th bday today want to do something
403 calgary
kik baus64
>>670932179
403 in the houseeeee
>>670953107
if not for that sweet oil industry I would wish that they had the separatist bullshit instead of quebec
>>670953060
lol if the cashier is a Newfie
>>670935565
Whereabouts?
>>670942853
born in oakville, whole family is still there. glad to hear its still shitty
>>670952415
what the fuck is a cuckmuttter?
> implying I even own a TV
>>670944975
isnt gibson 250? anyways whats up? i built the big apartment building across from the high school
250 Penticton
>>670940223
hey bro, how's it like there? I'm in Etobicoke myself. helping mom with bills till i go to college
780 here
>>670953431
I knew this sexy slut muffin from Oakville named Raquel. Too bad I don't got any pictures.
>>670953188
>baus64
happy birthday fag <3
>>670953766
newfag here whats the number for
519 here ktownnn
>>670953766
Is it really cold in Edmonton?
>>670953854
Area code
>>670951534
hey you aren't too far from me, I'm over in Etobicoke. the cool shits all downtown though to be honest
18/f/Cambridge
867 here, but let's be honest none of you even know people live in the territories
>>670953956
thanks bud saves the confusion
>>670953975
etobicoke is a big place fam? sure you don't mean mimico or long branch or alderwood?
519
>>670953912
not bad, this is a different anon here. been above 0 all week
514 450 Montreal represent
>mfw when ontario think they are the center of the universe. Fucking fag
Edmonton Leduc
>>670954193
nope, I'm over near kipling station, like a 10 minute bus ride max. maybe 20 mins from sherway
>>670954341
Camrose Bud
VIVE LA QUEBEC LIBRE! ESTI DE MONGOLES D'ANGLOPHONES
>>670953782
damnit lettin me down man. may be a little dirty but always a good lay over there
Anyone know this one from Windsor area?
>>670954200
Huh, I hear Edmonton is usually colder than other places. It was snowing a bit here in Toronto. Our dollar is so freaking shit eh? When do you think it will get better so we can actually afford stuff??
>>670932205
I have some some North Bay titties. Pic related.
>>670954221
>mfw Quebec think they're french when they really aren't.
>>670954514
3-4 years from now I'd hope. otherwise we're fucked pretty badly
>>670954221
450 represent tell these Ontario fags to get the fuck out we are the true CANADIEN
>>670954444
this isn't the 60s valm your shit its not the quebec revolution
>>670931696
Am I welcomed as a refugee when Trump becomes my birth lands new furher?
>>670933329
1981-fag here. Uncut.
>>670954444
Quads for Quebec losers. Gtfo.
780 here Quebec is full of faggs
>>670954426
north or south? because if you to the 44 I swear to christ you are really fucking close to me (kipling/lakeshore area)
>>670954514
well buying stuff is not too bad if you buy in the country/ have a steady job. I work as an oilfield electrician, so i would honestly just be happy to keep my job in this economic downturn. but i hope things get better soon. It is not looking too good.
>>670954459
Sorry /b/rother I know. Wait you said you're from Oakville right? Where you at now?
>>670953354
Nah I don't even hate it for reasons like that, my reasons are stupid and pretty irrational right now but meh, I'll get over it
>>670954741
Stfu. Get better at life. Go rub your brothers dick and sing o Canada. Long live Quebec!
902 coco rose halifax
>>670954757
between 111 and 50 actually. so close enough I'd say. cool to finally meet someone in my area.
>>670954012
Seriously though, what are all of you people in southern canada think/know about the territories
>>670954642
It will be when PKP buys some jets and we fucking napalm all of Canada.
>>670954937
fuck you you are lucky the rest of canada puts up with you
>>670946158
Show yours and we will provide.
>>670954444
>>670954630
Crissement, de quel coin vous autres ?
>>670955082
I know enough, most of the people there are pretty bad ass for living with the weather, also much be damn nice in the summer for hiking. in the city we just have more city.
>>670954859
604 now. moved out west coast. havent been around in 5 years, i wonder whats changed
>>670954623
>>670954810
I hope so. That's a good job you got for sure but damn even to eat is becoming crazy. The only plus is we had a pretty good winter here in Toronto, nothing crazy like 2 years ago when elections from Edmonton were coming to help us out because our power grid was completey knocked out for weeks. I think it was Edmonton electricians. Come to think of it the power grid in TO ducks balls. Even when weather is good it just randomly implodes.
>>670955082
drinking abuse and not much else
anyone know her?
519 newfag reporting in
>>670955144
We fucking made Canada. Si vous voulez parler avec moi, on VA parler francais, Si non tu peux manger ma graine
>>670955222
a lot of us up here feel neglected, like conversations with southerners some of them really think we actually live in igloos, when trudeau came up here he actually called yellowknife iqaluit in his little speech to us
>>670955425
519 same
>>670955286
604.. are you in Vancouver? And you should definitely visit, at least to see the family no?
>>670933329
'83 uncut, noone in the fam on both side going back to at least grandparents are uncut
that kinda stuff 'was for the jewish folk'
>>670933954
Newfie here. Can confirm. I don't know anyone who's cut
>>670955179
La rive Sud. Longueuil. Pis vous?
>>670955468
Yellowknife is pretty cool. I stayed for a week while crewing on a film once. I'd go back.
>>670954981
>coco rose
>>670954981
whats coco rose - im in halifax and awake whats up
>>670955644
Rive-nord ! ta skype ?
>>670955468
awww man, thats bullshit. you guys live in the fucking area with beautiful mountains and forests. air must be more fresh than will smith
and honestly I think trudeau is a tool.
>>670955455
You're not even really freeench and women hate you fucks because you're the most annoying men on the planet. I see you morons in Cuba all the time, even the prostitutes don't put up with your bullshit lmao
>>670955677
"entertainer" shes trying very hard to build a brand
>>670955502
coquitlam actually. by lougheed mall. where you at? yeah i'll get around to it sooner or later, been lacking money/motivation recently to do anything
>>670955057
if you went to mci and/or jga my brain will explode
anyone else 519
>>670955773
yeah, like I feel like we have so much to offer as a vacation area, and they way our economy works we really depend on people coming up since very little is actually made up here.
>>670955773
Who elected that moron? I can't believe we are stuck with him man.
>>670955879
yeah i found her on fb
i dont blame her i guess lol
>>670954981
hey coco lets go drink this bottle of wine
250 Prince george
>>670955644
St-Bruno, Rive-Sud ici!
>>670956017
anything but harper
>>67095550066>>670955500
How's life anon?
>>670955778
Sorry bro, ontarienne like my cock way much than you think !
>>670956105
I'd live with choosing between mulclair, trudeau, and harper anyday vs trump, hilary, sanders or cruz
I mean honestly wtf
>>670955908
Oh wow okay that's definitely different than my city. I'm in Toronto. How's it like there? The atmosphere, weather, daily living. Is it nice and comfy?
>>670956091
she posted that pic to her fb to try to milk votes to win some contest as the "best local wrestler" or something
it was as transparent as the sheets over her tits, really
807 Thunder Bay reporting in. Any Northern. Ontario fuckwads in here tonight?
>>670956108
great you 519 ?
>>670950071
>>670941081
ayy 204 fags
>>670955978
nope, I went to SCI actually. that was a while ago. 22 now
306 regina checking in. whos got regina wins?
>>670931973
Vernon here bruh
Tim"The Eliminator"Bosma reporting in. Burn this thread down.
>>670956250
That is a shitty lineup lol you in the states?
>>670956012
well, you guys are bad ass, don't ever forget it. know that at least one guy from ontario loves you guys.
>>670956017
he may be an sjw cuck, but at least he's not bush lite
usually these topics are full of people BEGGING for 902 pics
got jackie j, jacquie s, courtney c
403 Calgary
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>670931696
god I wish I was Canadian so fucking hard. Plebian states fag tho, used to go to canada every year when I was younger. Been to Nova Scotia 3 times, New Brunswick 3 times and Montreal like 5 times. Montreal's definitely my favorite place I've ever been to in the world and if I could get a job there I'd move up north in a heart beat. You are all so chill up north compared to us US cucks. Like NYC is cool and all but montreal has always tickled a certain fancy with me, chill af but still city enough that I feel anonymous in the sea of people. like old montreal is the absolute coolest place on earth imo, Idk im just so cuck to the great north I have a huge canadian flag and a huge Nova Scota flag covering my closet probably hiding my true Canadian love. Shit drunk ass north NJ fag who whishes he was a canadian fag here. You guys are the bomb even tho somehow I couldnt find a liquor store in st johns to save my life, fuck Idk how you guys do it but I love the canada.
Why couldn't I have just been born in canada ;_; please offer me a pharmacy job up there please canada. I'd gladly suck your socialist dick for the beautiful life of a city slikin' canadian life any day even if you have hairy beavers and thats not my thing (noy=t sure if thats 100%m aqccurate since sadly ive never experienced canadian pussy)
>>670956271
yeah but i mean common i would wrestle her
>>670956287
Thunder Bay. My cousin went up there for school and hated it. Said it is such a boring place. Is it true?
>>670956554
love you too bro. all the homo.
>>670956271
nah jk what you must be in hali too bro?
>>670956603
real talk i had to put up with her for a year in college and she is fucking loopy
wouldnt fuck her with OPs dick
>>670956346
21 here. is it a shit school, or is it a different one I'm thinking of?
>>670949193
Same here. Doesn't Montreal suck
>>670956538
Not bad. Had a some freezing rain 2 days ago here in Toronto. How are you?
>>670956267
honestly i find this city poisonous. i cant stand the people here, but i feel trapped and i cant get away. its beeen sunny recently and thats helped a lot with my mood, but im bipolar so the majority of rainy days usually make me feel pretty shitty
>>670956735
halifamous, even
>>670956785
I was in Montreal a few months ago. I had a good time but I have to say Quebec City was AMAZING. The food there and old Quebec was great and the women. My goodness.
>>670936214
yo 18/male/westside where you at? i plan to get drunk tomorrow
>>670956772
well it had a lot of somalis. so it was eh, the principle was honestly the best guy ever, he was the kindest and fucking cared. he lost his son in a workplace accident sadly.
the principle who replaced him was an utter cock and last i heard which was 2 years ago he fucked everything up.
>>670934631
Now you can stop right there
>>670956986
hmm i wonder if we could help each other in some way... i dont mean in like weird ways i mean legit.. i wonder if there is a reason we talked..
>>670956835
Jeez doesn't sound too comforting at all. You gotta get out of there man. I'm sure you already know this but cities don't change. If you feel this way about the city then you gotta just take off. Go home I honestly think it will be good for you when you get the money.
>>670956570
Dude, no Canadian chick under 30 has a hairy pussy. Pic related. (Winnipeg girl).
>>670957173
> somalis
fuck dude, mci went from a really chill place to niggerfight central as soon as the somalis poured in.
the samosa sales almost made it worth it though
>>670957220
the fuck you saying
literally there is no 519s here
613 17th best city in the world leggo
>>670956570
I would honestly trade: we're becoming more and more leftist, JT is a shithead, our dollar is tanking, and being a gun enthusiast in this country is a fucking nightmare
I'd love to move to Arizona somewhere, but sadly US immigration is only interested in minorities with hunger families and no marketable skills whatsoever because "muh diversity"
519 small ass town near Windsor. any Windsor / Chatham area fags in the thread?
>>670956622
It certainly can be. Depends what you are into. If you love the outdoors this place is fucking sick, but if you don't, I can see it being really shitty.
519 london near uwo, sucks big dick
>>670957385
i dunno im shitfaced just got back from dt - im just saying im about to go to fuckin bed and if i exit 4chan i will never talk to you agian.. but thats fine
519 from London
>>670957417
519 is pretty small i have to say
How do you guys feel bout free tuition now? all the poorfags can now get their liberal arts degrees for free :^)
>>670956570
Montreal sucks and French doubly sucks
>>670957314
Groovy but question, I might be getting in with this Chinese girl soon (hopefully) she's 23 turning 24 but I don't know. I hear Chinese have a jungle down there and I may have to bring a machete.
>>670957241
i appreciate the words, yeah i know. but i get too down to have to motivation to even cook myself food let alone plan a trip home. and ive heard its a beautiful city here if you know where to look, and more importantly where not to look
>>670957417
> small ass town near windsor
tecumseh by any chance?
>>670957535
dont worry about it bud. hope you had a good night. i was stuck at work
>>670957645
Tilbury, used to live in Tecumseh though.
>>670957651
thanks man - i had a random tinder date ( my first and probably last ) but it was actually enjoyable and i think i made a new friend she was cute
>>670957542
nice i am from Goderich about 1 hour north of london
>>670957353
fucking hate them so SO much. they once tried to jump me in the bathroom, I kinda put the fear of death in them and from then on they never fucked with me.
I guess beating 7 of them by myself was fear enough but thats not saying much as they has the arms of a 10 year old.
so what do you do bro? you in college?
>>670957465
Oh okay that makes sense. He definitely isn't an outdoor person, he's a night life person and apparently that place lacks in that department. All good though I do like camping.
>>670957801
if theres one thing i know about tinder in halifax, everyone who is willing to meet you is willing to fuck you, so id say message her back sometime soon
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I like tims lunch selection over there breakfast, eggs taste like plastic.
>>670957971
*their
>>670957717
got some family in tecumseh. when did you live there and did anything interesting happen in that time?
>>670957971
I only go for coffee and donuts tbh
>>670957632
For sure /b/rother well best of luck to you. Hope it all works out.
>>670958054
My parents owned a Quiznos in the downtown, was a huge fucking hassle for them and they ended up going bankrupt at the time. think this was in 2008 or so i went to some shitty middle school cant remember the name.
>>670957966
damn good advice - we went to the water front i think i should have put the moves on her man but i probably over thought it - also how many other dudes is she meeting like i dont wana get an sti bro.. but hey we will meet again she messaged me soon as i dropped her off haha
>>670957924
Yeah' we don't really have 'clubs' like you would see in a bigger city. I mean we have a university and a college so there are a few places that cater to the drunk party girl scene, but mostly it's just chill pubs and bars where people sit and drink and chat.
>>670958160
thanks man, i hope it does too. and I hope youre doing well. Nice chatting with you man
>>670958051
>Can you read my son?
>that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
>>670958209
two things: first off never worry about that shit. people fuck, if youre worried about an STI wrap up your pecker and go get tested afterwards
second; what was her name? i probably fucked her
>>670957971
all food (not donuts/muffins) at tims is kinda gross,
the bread on any sandwich is always rock hard
>>670957870
UTSC, comp sci.
Been helping out with robotics, cant believe the team actually fucking has its shit together. Also I can't believe the girls made it the whole season without being scared off.
>>670958406
lmao true dude - lindsay was her name u fucker
dont know her last name
