Dating deal brakers
>tattoos
>smokes
>iphone
bump
>>670924342
wow, fucking crazy.
First two are the same for me.
Everyone always tells me "you'll never find anyone like that"
>>670924342
when her height is above 5'2"
>>670925390
>inb4 when her age is in the double digits
>>670924342
>Doesn't like me back
>>670924342
lol im so glad im not the only one who who sees a girl having an iphone as a big downside.
>>670924342
>asian
>small tits
>poorly educated
Less than C cup.
>>670925675
when her weight is triple digits
>>670924342
Smokes
Smokes
Stupid
>>670924342
>Dating deal brakers
>>tattoos
>>smokes
>>iphone
OP, you silly little wet behind the ear muthafucka... I agree about the tats. But the phone? Wtf kinda control freak are you? And no smoking chick? You goddamn retard, you've never had a smokey BJ have you? Or had an 8th month pregnant chick ride the load clean out your balls while smoking a Capri 120.
You missing out idiot....missing out
>When she posts on 4chan
>>670924342
ex-heroin addict
>>670924342
smokes
bad head
ugly family
>Party girl
>Something other than a STEM major
>Follows entertainment news/kardashians/etc
>>670926623
If she can tri-force, marry her.
>>670926577
Haha, give us a greentext about the hoe that blew you
>>670924342
> fat
> self-absorbed social media whore
> face is ugly
>>670926840
>hoe blew me
>>670926577
That chick might be good to fuck, but not to date.
>>670926755
If she cares about triforcing on 4chan, kill her.
>>670926577
Won't date a girl with tattoos but you'll date a smoker??
>>670924342
>smelly
>ugly face
>Vanilla in the bedroom
>not asian
>doesn't do anal
>>670926840
>50 year old behind a diner
>gave me prostate cancer
>blowjob took my virginity
>smokes cigarettes at all
>drinks alcohol or smokes weed more than once in a while
> has brown eyes
>fat
>taller than 5'8"
>feminist
>fat
>>670924342
>iphone
Why the fuck do I come on this website?
>>670924342
>over 5'8"
>ugly face
>no ass/no wide hips
>thinks theyre smart
>has a personality
>boring in bed
>>670927023
shit was so cash
>>670926927
>>670926840
>>670926755
>>670926747
>>670926652
>>670926635
>>670926623
>>670926577
>>670926520
>>670926235
>>670926118
>>670926085
>>670925881
>>670925797
>>670925675
>>670925390
>>670925278
>>670924440
>>670924342
>>670924342
Why'd you even make this thread, OP? Seriously browsing b already hinders everyone's chances at anything. Now you're putting
>dealbreakers
to stop yourself. To be quite honest though, dealbreakers shouldn't be a thing, yes, they usually stop unlikely matches from wasting your time, but they also only superficial things that ultimately can stop you from meeting someone you'd genuinely like if you'd see past your prejudice.
>proud mommy
>>670927402
>has brown eyes
.....what?
>>670927023
ofukimgunacum
>is OP
>>670927507
I bet you love getting fucked by apple so hard.
>>670924342
has penis. just about everything else can be overlooked for a little while if overcome by other factors.
would drop standards enough to date taylor swift for a while even though she has an I-Phone.
>>670924342
>no ass
I'm a tit man myself, but for some weird reason I can handle not tits/small tits but not a small ass
>>670924342
>iphone
Really? You fucking lying nigger. The perfect girl walks up and wants your dick and you fucking reject her because she has an iphone?? FUCK OFF you lying sack of shit. Literally perfect in every way except her PHONE. You are almost certainly a kissless virgin nigger. Die painfully, you inbreed fucking retard and enjoy you pussy-less existence.
>>670927603
you white knight cuck nice guy faggot
>>670924342
Under 5' 4''
less than C cups
Has more than a tiny bit of stomach pudge
has curly hair
>>670924342
Tattoos means she does it.
Smoking means she does it.
iPhone means she gets it.
What's your problem with perfect women, OP?
>>670927603
fucking IE keks good joke
1.Fat
2.Black
3.Fat
>>670927402
this minus the weed because im a degenerate
>>670924342
You know damn well you'd break all those rules for the girl in your .gif.
>>670927507
It's not the iphone itself. It's more that it's a signal that she's a a self absorbed whore with the inability to think for herself.
>>670926577
I see we need an English lesson. Please, get help.
>>670927786
maybe he really doesn't mean it would be a deal breaker, more like something he would notice as a negative,
just maybe
This is assuming her looks are good enough
>Hates butt stuff
>militant athiest (I'm Christian)
>has more than two ex-boyfriends
>tumblrina
>hates queen
>hates predator
>emotionally unstable
That's about it
Ok let me post some real ones
>cuts herself and/or is suicidal
>is in constant contact with her ex
>has severe mental illness like schizophrenia
>radical feminist
>republican
>unwilling to accept new information
>unwilling to compromise
>invades your privacy with no provocation
>has had sex with a number of people that is comparable to her age
>>670927655
brown eyes are for niggers
I have blue/green eyes and I want my descendants to have non shit colored eyes.
I just straight up find brown eyes ugly.
>>670927603
Hahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahahahahuhheeeejaha(deep breath) hah huhuhheeee hahaha!!!!! :-) Jesus christ, fuck off the fuck off.
>>670924342
>tacky tattoos and too many
>smoking
>stupid
>has kids
>highly religious
>does drugs
>hates Equines
>>670928120
you could date a guy.
>>670927739
Really? I mean you'd put up with an iPhone for Taylor Swift? Have SOME standards.
>>670928016
So if she got an Android that means she's instantly wifeable? Okaaaaaaay buddy
Also it's ironic that you talk about people not being able to think for themselves when your post reeks of 4chan hive mind
>>670928164
Date - not marry and / or have progeny with.
sheesh
>>670928120
like the dude who takes skull trophies?
Or some obscure music shit?
>>670927726
And I bet you hate getting fucked by nothing.
>fat
>has a kid/kids
>hairy
>trans
>bad smell
That's about it.
>>670928029
Then fucking start a thread called " shit you fucking notice but isnt a fucking deal breaker" thread. OP is literally a shit eating fairy for this bullshit.
>>670928173
>>670927917
>>670927834
Yall are just mad because it's true. Please, justify your arguments.
>>670928361
No kidding. Can't believe I've stooped so low. First it was /b, now overlooking an i-phone.
Thanks anon for setting me straight.
>>670924342
just gonna do something obvious
>male
ones that dont know how to make a sammich
>>670928120
>Hates butt stuff
Oh yes forgive a woman for not wanting to be fuck in an unnatural orifice which is painful until they learn to like it. How very selfish of her.......fucking prick
>>670928984
*fucked
>>670928744
Don't get mad cause I called you out on the phone bullshit. You know 100% that's not a deal breaker. If it is, you're an even greater autist than I give you credit for.
>>670924342
>is American
>>670928744
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>>670928412
still
I don't find brown eyes attractive.
I wouldn't date a girl I wasn't attracted to.
>>670928533
>>670928544
>>670928744
>>670928911
>>670927877
>>670927655
>>670926755
>>670926577
the gets in this thread and chekt
>>670926235
no american older then 4 then?
>>670924342
Cringe
>nice fedora
>>670928164
big brown eyes>>>>
id take a girl with them big brown eyes over small colored eyes any day. its about size and shape, not color.
>"my jaws"
>>670929124
I think you have the wrong anon, mate.
I'm the
>whiteknight
>>670926755
Kys
>Smokes
>listens to crap, really just rap and run of the mill EDM. (Would like them to listen to Punk, Shoegaze, Hardcore, Alt-Rock, Trip-Hop even)
That's about it
>>670924342
Sauce? Something decker?
>>670924342
>Previously cheated
>Smokes
>Stupid
>>670928744
Furthermore, why the fuck would you care which OS she used to call you up for pussy??? You're obvisouly a closet homosex look for any excuse to turn down pussy and have a guy's night out with "Todd" at the office.
>>670929145
If an invitation to open debate/discussion is considered bait, then this board is truly destined for doom. I give you one more chance to take this, as you put it
>bait
wadya say, chum?
>>670928164
dunno where my standards are these days. I think I would hold down the puke just long enough to date pic related with her brown eyes.
>>670928120
Oh, so you like them young, dumb, and ready to succumb to your lord and savior. Good luck in life jackass
>>670924342
>unnatural hair color
>has no female friends
>has cohabited with a lesbian partner
>has never had sex with a make friend
>has had sex with more than 4 male friends
>has kept in contact with a male friend she has had sex with
>has been raped more than once
>has been raped but didn't report it to the police
>won't allow her boyfriend to spend time with the guys
>won't allow her boyfriend to meet her friends
>has had sex with more than 4 women
>has piercings on her head other than 1 in each ear
>has more than 6sqin of tattooed skin
>has a tattoo on the face, fore-arms, hands, neck, or lower back
>has had sex with more people than her age minus 14, divided by 2 (a-14)/2
>has been in more than 2 serious relationships in any 360 day period
>has never lived on her own
>has never worked to support herself
>has more than one credit card
>her credit card is maxed out
>has less than $200 in her savings account
>has more than 2 dents in her car
>has been in more than 1 car accident with her as a driver (at fault or not) in the last year
all these are warning signs that she is self-centered, self-entitled, and/or seeks attention at all costs
>>670930246
>>has never had sex with a make friend
make = male
>>670930246
Finally a well thought out reply, cudos anon. You'll do just fine.
>>670929867
again, wrong anon, mate.
BUT I'LL PLAY YOUR OS GAMBIT.
OSs are usually pretty descriptive of their users and thus good ways of predicting if you like someone or not. One counter example, however, would be that a good friend of mine is an apple afficionado, and i am not very partial to apple and tease him for it quite often, and yet we get along.
>>670930533
you can shut your filthy cunt mouth
>>670930246
>>has never lived on her own
What if the girl is 18 and still in high school? What then you stupid bitch?
>>670928984
Hey some girls are into butt stuff, some aren't. I ain't gonna settle with a prude when there's plenty of girls willing to get their shitters blasted
>>670928147
Liberal faggot
>>670924342
>smokes
>fatter than me
>holds any kind of really strong beliefs
>saggy boobs
>thinks anything is off-limits for making fun of
>brown eyes unless asian
>wants or has kids
Honestly, though, it's not going to work out with anyone who doesn't have a pretty weird personality and sense of humor, and I don't really know how to summarize that in neat little bite-sized boxes.
>>670930093
WTF????
That was NOT the pic I saved from bing.
one more try....
>>670930619
Lol, sorry anon. You're still a fag for being a whit knight, but my point still stands for og anon.
>>670930125
Militant athiest retard. I don't want someone mocking my faith and getting on my case because of what I believe. If she's athiest that's cool with my beliefs, then she's alright with me
>>670928984
Shut up, faggot ass white knight
>>670930728
don't date high schoolers
they are self-centered and self-entitled
I'm a bit older but the from shit I've seen in my years:
Has fat or ugly mom -- Good indicator of what she will turn out like.
Friends with an "Ex"-boyfriend, husband -- that shit ain't natural and its disrespectful byoch.
Military or ex-military chick (Airforce excepted) -- Can't get along with this type for some reason because they have an over-inflated/unjustified sense of self because they can fire a gun or jumped out of a plane a couple times. Also, bad knees.
Makes piercing or tattooing herself a regular fucking hobby. Especially if they are shitty and/or unoriginal, trendy
>>670924342
>Highly religious
>Fat
>in debt
>Doesn't like sex
>>670930750
Wrong but Republicans are definitely the greater of two evils.
>>670930734
There are other girls who are freaky but don't like to have the place where shit comes out of tamped with. Plus anal is kind of disgusting so I'd take prude over a gross bitch any day of the week
>>670928728
No fun allowed.
Learn to take it easy on 4chan
:^)
>>670924342
Can I get her name please
>>670930755
What's wrong with strong beliefs?? As long as they are logical I mean??
>>670930246
>has never has sex with a male friend
>has had sex with more than 4 male friends
has ever fucked a nigger
is a nigger
>>670928164
Girls think the same about you. Except instead of eyes, it's personality and your body.
>>670931103
I'm not...I'm just saying that all of these aren't applicable to females because different people are at different stages of their lives and if they can't change it then it shouldn't be counted against them
And I agree most are but there are those one and a million
>>670924342
Deal breakers
>fat
>blender teeth
>can't convince me visually they're 18
>>670931239
4CHAN is the asshole of the Internet, Like it or fuck off.
>>670931239
Haha drunk and froggy. Right you are are sir. Proceed
>not asian
>thinks jazz is stupid
>likes drake
>has lame and basic quotes written all over her room/ dorm
>thinks that liquid swords wasn't a good album
>3arty5people
>goes on tumblr all the time
>social medias more than 12+ hours a day
>drinks ciroc vodka
>likes filthy frank
>wears OF clothing
>listens to tyler and thinks hes the best rapper out there
>fucks with tyler, but doesnt fuck with earl
>doesnt know where lithium is on the periodic table
>thinks blacks are cool
>thinks whites being black are cool
>thinks blacks being white are cool
>thinks asians being hipsters are cool
>wears hi platform shoes with black lipstick
>supports feminism
>doesnt think the elephent is the best battle animal
>watches adventure time and actually likes it
>writes "traveling" or "tea-enthusiast" on their bios
>Hates knight rider
>likes the smell of oatmeal cookies
>thinks chipotle is the best
>likes quail eggs on their sushi
>doesnt like ramen
>thinks rouge coco style is awesome
>wears chockers
>goes to school for any art related subject
>wants to be social media famous for stupid shit
>think the bald eagle is not majectic
>doesnt cry watching a bald eagle fly off and screech
>cried when bambie's mom died
>didn't cry when the mother left the robot boy in the forest in A.I
>bad at sucking dick
>plays around with the dick more than sucking it or riding it
>likes the terminator 3
>doesnt know how to drive
>posts pictures of themselves reading
>plays the ocarina
>watches the big bang theory
>quotes family guy quotes
>wears fake lashes
>tells me nicki didn't have two slabs of ham as a fake ass before she could get the money for a silicon-based one
>>670930246
well damn... im glad my relationship is over, so many of these things were true, and you are right. he was self centered and attention seeking
>>670931512
18 is looking younger and younger these days lol
>>670931512
>can't convince me visually they're 18
I hope Asians aren't your favorite nationality.
>>670931337
I don't consider any conclusion you arrived at by applying logic to evidence a "belief." But really, what I mean is, if you have anything resembling a religion, if you believe in any political ideology or politician or party, if you adhere to any of the various online cults like feminism or MRA or nofap or whatnot, that sort of thing. I could have been clearer. I don't think it's the same as having values, but I'm not quite sure how to articulate "must have the same values as me." But I have a rather warped and terrible sense of humor, and I'd need someone who can engage with that.
>>670931692
>not asian
Enjoy jerking off to animu, you fucking trap loving nigger
>>670924342
I don't smoke, I don't chew. And I won't date girls who do.
>>670931189
You're not a liberal but hate republicans? Please tell me you're not one of those people who hates republicans because that's just what's fucking popular now a days. Both parties are equally fucked and you're an absolute lying faggot if you suggest otherwise
>>670931692
For the love of fuck...
>>670931942
"Ok"
>>670931413
THIS
Fucking diseases, no exaggeration
>>670931945
Have fun dividing your shit after the divorce, americunt c:
>>670924342
Name?
>under 6'
>not handy with tools
>neckbeard
>fat
>anime watcher
>>670931384
never had sex with a male friend means that she is keeping a friend-zone harem
having had sex with more than 4 male friends means that she is keeping a fuck-toy harem
also
>considers herself to have any mental condition that is self-diagnosed
>considers herself to have more than 2 non-mental medical conditions that are self-diagnosed
>has be clinically diagnosed with a mental condition treated with medication, but is not taking that medication
>believes in holistic medicine to the exclusion of modern medicine
>>670931482
the things on the list that can't be changed are things that she has made a conscious decision to do
the things that can be changed are things that happen when a person matures to a point that they are worth being involved in
>>670931692
you're never getting a gf
>>670928984
>>>/out/
also: fuck you
>>670931820
I fucking love them kpop stars.
>>670932031
Republicans pretty much lack empathy while a decent percentage of Democrats actually give a shit about people. I can appreciate that.
Also the way in which our Government is set up doesn't work so by that logic they both suck equally.
>>670924342
>iphone
fuck off plebdroid faggot
but since im here:
>Smoker
>Excessive tattoos
>A tits and no ass at least
>Flat ass
>Too fat(no prob with a chub)
>asian(depends)
might have missed some
I do this would be a dumb thread when I clicked it.
>he browses /b/
>closet racist
>fat
>edgy and immature
>>670931692
yeah big bang theory is a fucking deal breaker worst show i have ever seen
>>670932176
holy shit, I'm actually good for this one
>>670931086
>>670932372
Please don't cry
>>670932176
forgot
>broke
>lives with parents
>plays video games
>has fat friends
>shops at walmart
>cant hold a conversation for more than 2 mins
>smells like old jizz
>>670927603
/thread
>>670931942
I understand that anon. I have beliefs, but not to the point of being outright offended or shutdown because someone presents a differing opinion. Obvisouly, somethings are dealbreakers, but if one has an open mind, we're likely to get along.
>>670928227
>>hates Equines
faggot detected
>>670924342
>tattoos
Why? As long as it doesn't look like garbage or trashy a little ink in a girl can be hella sexy
>>670931692
Almost all of those are signals of a shitty average 201X "person".
>>670932396
Lack empathy? No, in general they're less naive about issue whereas democrats are incredibly idealized IE Bernie Sanders. The Republicans don't care moniker is just stupid marketing from democrats who influence 4 of the 5 major news sources m8.
>>670924342
>vegan
>feminist
>short hair
>smokes
>copious amounts of makeup required to go outside
>feminist
>obese/anorexic
>smokes cigs or vapes
>hippie/basic bitch
>vapid taste in movies/music/books
>scientifically illiterate
>fundamentalist religion of any kind
>watches hours of television but sees video games as a waste of time
>can't drive
>shaves entire pubic region
>>670932696
Right, to me the emphasis would be on "strong."
Too family oriented. Smokes. Doesn't like sex.
>>670924342
Smoking of any type
Heavy drinking (Pretty much not wine)
Not having a cute thing they hide or fangirl about
Fake breasts
Anything with an IQ under 120 is pretty aids.
But I mean I already have a girlfriend who isn't any of those so I'm pretty much safe. And she's cute.
>>670924342
i feel like im texting a girl whats her name?
>>670932136
I'm no dick chick, so I doubt I've even caught your attention, but have you even heard of a prenup?? Don't those exist in Kesbuuckestan or what ever east european shithole you dwell???
>>670932669
ayyy lmao
>>670932936
vegan/vegetarian and feminism if they are followed religiously and never open for debate
>>670932908
So I guess all of the gay bashing, closet racism and disdain for the poor is just propaganda. Just like when The Empire said that Palpatine being dead was Rebellion propaganda? Am I rite?
>>670924342
enjoy your virgin death
> cheater
> fat/ugly
> parties a lot
> no sense of humor
> hates sex
> daddy issues
> unwilling to try new things
If she doesn't accept what I like then that's probably the biggest deal breaker.
>>670933145
Sweetie, im from america lol
>>670924342
>2016
>Having standards
>>670928147
This is basically thevladt girl I was seeing. No shit.
>tattoos
>smokes
>always on phone
>finds the "hey daniel" meme funny
>stupid/uneducated,
>literal fuck girls,
>>670933145
>have you even heard of a prenup?
most states prenups are pretty much worthless
judges have become such feminist/SJW cucks that they consider most terms of prenups to be "rights" that can't be given up even in a contract
>>670924342
need sauce.
>>670927251
Sauce?
>>670933349
>unwilling to try new things.
>parties a lot
>hates sex
I think you've got a bit of a misconception on how that works.
>>670932624
huh... well as long as you don't mind skinny guys, then you still got a nice pond to choose from
>>670933349
>fat/ugly
Implying you aren't an obese basement dweller a lot of you niggas would be livid if girls didn't like you for your appearance.
The rest of your post is solid though
>>670931692
>>doesnt think the elephent is the best battle animal
>elephent
Are you autistic or autistic?
So basically, 90% of you are foreveralones who will never find a girl who will touch your dick?
>>670932746
horses are majestic creatures!
>>670926085
Funny. This is EXACTLY what I'm looking for.
>>670933647
Im on a phone, love
>>670933627
naaa. you smell like jizz
>>670933283
The gay bashing is fucking stupid and useless. Racism exists largely because blacks do the most wrong (fact), and it's not a disdain for the poor. You often hear about social security running out but why not welfare? Everyone knows at least one person who cheats the welfare system. It's a huge problem and it's not disdain to point it out. Plus someone has to keep the purse strings closed and not throw money at every problem under the sun, governments go bankrupt that way.
>>670928984
I'm a guy who likes to take it in the ass and it never was painful, just felt a litte strange the first time. Unless the one fucking you is retarded and doesn't use lube it's totally fine
>>670931692
Not many prerequisites anon. Good job on keeping an open mind.
>>670933839
poorly educated with small tits
sounds awesome dude hope you get what you want, hit up any low income housing area
>>670924342
>lazy
>lives with parents
>insecure
>smokes
>iphones
ear gauges
penis
penis gauges
>leaves towels on the bathroom floor
>leaves her fucking drawers or cabinets open
>>670930246
Jesus fucking standards
>>670933763
Basically 90% of us have standards, the capacity to notice behavioral patterns and would rather stay single than engage with a shitty person with shitty tastes. Fuck off you "open minded" piece of shit.
>>670926577
I like your style...
>>670928164
Lower your standards, you post on 4chan, faggot.
>Smoking
>Right Wing
>Watches Stupid Reality TV
>Poor musical taste (Would like them to listen to Punk, Shoegaze, Hardcore, Alt-Rock, Trip-Hop even)
>>670924342
>Annoying voice
>Feminist views
>Shorter than 5'0"
>Taller than me
>Has slept with more than ten people
>Is/has majored in any liberal arts field.
>Has never held a job
>>670924342
>>670924342
Her tits stare at the ground. Its something I just cant get past. Anyone concur?
>>670933637
I'm not overweight in any way. I do pretty well with women and I've been in a relationship for years. Just participating in the thread.
>>670933962
Thanks, love. No point wasting time on shit i know i hate.
>>670924342
>uninteresting
>overly annoying
>fat
>hideous
>is stupid
>hairy
pretty much everything else is okay
>>670933580
isnt her last name decker or something?
>>670924342
Feminist or any amount of SJW bullshit.
It's like the plague where I live and trying to avoid somebody who is all super into the social welfare and all that shit is becoming damn near impossible.
>>670934426
are yall gonna make me start a new thread or can you reply with OPs chicks name
>>670932296
damn she got fucked
>>670933400
Pot meet kettle.....
>>670928147
> Republican
>Feminist
Choose one.
>>670933906
>Racism exists largely because blacks do the most wrong (fact)
Hating niggers and hating all black people are different though. Given who integrated our society you'd have to be willfully ignorant to put a socially responsible person and a porch monkey in the same group just because they share the same skin color.
I'm not even sure I'm even talking about this. Both political parties and Democracy itself needs to be abolished anyway.
>>670933763
I have found a number of girls to touch my dick, and every single one of them has added at least one thing to my dealbreakers list. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure knowing what won't work for you ahead of time and being able to choose to remain single rather than fuck yourself over for the sake of getting your dick wet means you're ahead of the game, not behind it.
>>670931692
I actually agree entirely
>>670934609
stacey poole
>>670934700
That would be saying one is better than the other
and they both are succ
>>670934340
Yeah, saggy boobs are one of my dealbreakers, too. The problem is that that's not something you can usually know before it's too late. Unless someone knows a secret trick that I don't...
>>670934357
Although I hate shallowness from both males and females alike you have made one of the more solid posts ITT. Compared to some of these other people you're a model of fucking perfection.
>>670934703
>Political parties and racism need to be replaced
With what lol ?
>>670933637
You think you're going to have a good relationship with someone you find physically unattractive? What planet do you come from?
>>670935038
Clans and public executions would be nice.
>>670928026
smoking is a deal breaker. Let a single tattoo go and who gives a fuck about a phone?
>>670934942
Thanks b/ro. I appreciate it.
>is a feminist
>unnatural colored hair
>piercings other than ears
>has kids
>has ever dated a nigger
>has ever thought she was a nigger or any other race by dressing in other race's fashion
>has fucked dozens of men
>has a shot out and tired roast beef pussy
>is fat
>wears makeup two inches thick
>doesn't have a job
>doesn't have a car
>does drugs
>drinks heavily
>listens to rap
>has more male friends than female
>is religious
>is clingy
>is too emotional
>>670935038
Uh....something like The Empire actually. But instead of one all powerful leader it could be a counsel of 5 people who pass laws down to the common folk
>>670934909
Who is the other chick on the bed?
>>670935394
and
>tattoos of any kind
>>670935224
And here we have, what sound like National-Anarchism. One of the most idiotic ideologies out there
>>670932296
and she even retweeted the wrong account
>>670935394
Pretty much this. People don't get the unnatural hair color shit, but those girls are indecisive and usually immature. Dated one a few years ago. Shit was bad mane.
>>670930246
>>has more than 2 dents in her car
>>670934636
not with those looks anon, not with those looks...
>ever in the military
>dumb
>unwilling to have an actual argument, and not flip the fuck out
>fat
Hmm, that's about it. Also, number one should go for everyone. Women in the service are absolutely the lowest of the low.
>feminist
>Self harm
>Medicated
>Smoker
>Low self esteem
>>670935480
I think you need a combo-platter style of leadership. You need a handful of hereditary positions, a handful of elected positions, a handful of positions selected by random coerced lottery, and a handful of positions selected by a committee based on a list of objective standards. You also need a process for removing any of them for genuine corruption. But this is a bit of a thread hijack, innit...
>>670935747
Never dated a military woman so I can't complain. Stories?
>Accuses you of breaking into her phone
>Accuses you of sending people to beat up her friend
>Accuses you of you of sending your ex you haven't talked to in years to vandalize her car.
>Accuses you of "hacking" her computer
>Accuses you of poisoning her friends dog.
>Accuses you of sleeping with other women
>Accuses you of sending picture of you having sex with other women or her to a her friend
>Accuses you of secretly cumming inside her to get her pregnant.
>Accuses you of getting a friend of hers fired from their job.
All of this and more was my life less than a month ago
>>670935738
Tattoos are for trashy whores with extreme mileage on their vaginas. They're damaged goods.
>has had a lot of hookups outside relationships
>unintelligent/basic
>most piercings, tattoos
>excessive weed/drinking
>sjw
>has attended an orgy
>would consider sex for advances/profit/whatever
>party thot
>excessively into brand names/materialistic
all that comes to mind rn.
>>670935862
Haha my ex girl met 3 of those guess which one it wasn't
>>670936034
And everyone who comes on here is a basement dwelling virgin.
I can generalize too but unlike you I conduct myself like an adult on here. Fuck the hive mind.
>>670924342
>This fucking guy
>>670934936
Id choose a girl with principles rather than a coloured haired narcissistic SJW liberal-minded feminist any day.
>>670924342
History of cheating
Tatoos
More than two piercings
Constantly checking social media
Heavy drinker
Any STD
Chubby or overweight
Illegal drug use
Feminist
Has children
Expresses interest in opening the relationship
Dyes hair frequently
Total slob
Compulsive/shitty spending habits
Weirdly obsessed with animals
Flirty/touchy with other guys
Overly religious
Weird/demanding family
Has gay bestie
Kisses anyone but her parents "platonically"
I could go on, but there's not much point. This list goes on for a while. Finding sane women with a decent sense of ethics isn't as hard as it sounds--but hot, sane women are pretty uncommon and relationships don't always work anyway.
>>670927603
1
>whiteknight bait
2
>don't trigger me bro
>>670936123
Medicated, I'm guessing.
>>670924342
How are tattoos a deal breaker? I understand the other two, at least for anything serious
>>670936252
Sure, you can say that we're all basement dwellers, but you'd only be partially right. But the thing is, I'm 100% right. You cannot argue that women with tattoos are complete trash.
>Secretly a man
>>670924342
Not knowing what homonyms are & being unable to distinguish between them.
>>670935887
>You need a handful of hereditary positions
The descendants would have to pass some type of exam so be allowed to have such power. I think those people should either pick who takes their place whether it be family or not. The people should have no input at all...I mean Trump may actually win..that should tell you all you need to know about how the people cannot be relied on to make sound decisions anymore.
>>670924342
Who dis
ITT: Emotional baggage
>>670936661
And you can't argue that all people who come on here aren't basement dwellers. And I base that on what you base your accusations on...which is absolutely nothing.
>>670936562
1. If you're triggered it's for a reason
2. Think of a better insult than white knight. besides, my argument hardly contains any white trickery
>>670936651
I can second OP on it. Dunno. Never seen a chick with tattoos that hasn't been damaged goods or damn near it. Personal perception. Even if I knew a chick to be an exception to that, still wouldn't sit well with me.
>>670935747
loly
>skinny twig
>no tits
>no ass
>listens to hipster trash music
>no sense of humor
>dependent
>emotional problems
>bad with money
>bad hygiene
>>670936735
Yeah, I agree with that. The Roman Empire did really well as long as the emperors adopted successors rather than just letting their spawn take over for no reason other than being their own crotchfruit. The point is that you need some people in your leadership core with truly long-term multigenerational stability and a truly long view of things.
>>670928147
What if she used to be the first thing but stopped? What's your opinion on scarred gals
>>670926747
>Something other than a STEM major
So you like autistic girls huh.
>>670936904
You sure sound mad, are you perhaps a tattooed piece of trash?
Of course you are, which is why you took offense and replied.
>>670936581
Sorry man, it was smoker. She is on a shit ton of meds.
>pic very related
>>670937121
>What's your opinion on scarred gals
Some chicks can very well climb out of the abyss but there is always a danger they'll plunge right back into it. I think if you don't give them an excuse they most likely won't.
When her dicks bigger then mine
>>670928164
>Doesn't know about genetics
Okay fag, If someone in your family had brown eyes, there's a chance your child will have brown eyes
Or at least that's what I remember
>>670927786
He said for dating, not casual sex. An iPhone is a clear sign the girl is unintelligent. Pay more, get less. I'd fuck a smoke, I'd fuck a girl with Apple products, I'd even fuck a redneck or an uneducated hoodrat if they're hot, but I wouldn't date anyone like that.
>>670937291
No, just open minded and confused as to how someone would willingly act like an 8th grader in 2007 because we're on a website.
>>670937681
>No, just open minded
Tattooed trash confirmed.
>>670932993
>shaves entire pubic region
i see no problems here, only advantages
>>670933983
Thanks for the tip!
>>670937065
>The point is that you need some people in your leadership core with truly long-term multigenerational stability and a truly long view of things
Exactly...lack of solidarity is what has killed so many great empires. Also you need people who aren't ambitious to the point that they'll forsake the entire system and the stability it represents for their own wants and desires. All it takes is a spark of dissension and that can lead to a fucking wildfire.
>>670936904
>being so autistic that you reply with shitko ren pictures
not the guy you're arguing with, but holy shit dude
wont suck nuts or dick head
>>670936034
Where are you getting this information from? It's completely wrong
>>670937902
if it's a habit, she's had reason to do so regularly. Doesn't sound great.
>>670937899
yer mum mate
>>670938132
They're just pictures. Just relax buddy. No need to bust a frontal lobe.
>>670924342
>tattoos
>smokes
>regularly does hard drugs
>pro-choice
>believes in stuff like Tarot cards or astrology
>>670938090
Yep. But I still think you need some randomly selected from the general population, too, because it's simply impossible for people at the top to really know everything that's going on at ground level. That's why you need a mixed leadership situation. You've still got to have different viewpoints or you get ossified or turn into an echo-chamber. Information always deteriorates upwards through management.
>>670924342
>Has any opinion I don't like
>Not in perfect shape
>pretends to like video games
>Has ever even dated a nigger
>Has cats
>doesn't know when to shut her mouth
>>670938333
>reason to do so regularly
You mean like natural hair growth
>>670938416
>pro-choice
What type of shit...
>>670924342
I'mean with you OP. I could look past the iPhone for a bit, but when it's time to renew that contract she better be going galaxy. Ask my wife.
>>670935974
>accusing you of killing her dog
>accusing you of eating it
>accusing you of being in the viet cong
>>670938343
>yer mum mate
Time to go home.
>>670938768
or perpetual hookups. Chicks in my friend circle lean towards the latter, but maybe I'm just friends with a bunch of whores.
>>670938490
>But I still think you need some randomly selected from the general population
As long as their vetted for loyalty and are imbued with the knowledge it will take for them to do their job adequately I see no problem with that. Also aside from the points you made those selected few can bolster the morale of the people if they think a particular action made by the governing power was suspect. That can help quell any rebellions.
>>670938575
Not even if they're getting in shape?
I'm really not overly picky and I always end up liking different types of people.
BUT...
>Does any drug other than Weed
>Drinks often or only drinks when upset
>Makes me feel stupid for my interests but expects me to be okay with his
>Disrespectful or inconsiderate
>Comfortable chub is okay, just no obvious body neglect/obese
>Hate hate hate yelling and name calling
>Isn't very sexually active or adventurous in the bedroom
>>670939121
Then they won't ever get in shape because fatties have stretch marks, and that by default is a forever a fat tattoo, a Fatty Tatty if you will.
>>670924342
>Doesn't swallow
>Not into anal
>>670939319
A lot of girls who have never been fat but have fat asses have stretch marks. Just thought you'd like to know that
>>670938897
Who knows how far that rabbit hole could have gone?
>>670938977
Possibly. Every girl I know shaves because it gets uncomfortable
>>670928120
Hey everybody. Look at the Christian sodomite.
>>670939579
I know that better than you, fatty tatty enabler, and the moment I see that on a girl, I kick her outta the house. She can't even be my friend if she has a Fatty Tatty, that's just disgusting and inconsiderate.
>>670939660
Per my gf she only started shaving bare and often when we started dating. For what that's worth.
>>670939569
>>670939882
I understand. I have a rich fantasy life too.
>>670939319
>fatty tatty
Kek
Some girls can not be in shape but be naturally thin though
>>670940054
Being thin is at least preventing the spread of fatty tattys.
>>670940034
Thats the only thing you're rich at, Jeb.
>>670924342
>tattoos
>excessive makeup
>piercings
>dresses like a whore
>idiot (relatively)
>not submissive
>not attractive
>>670940237
>Thats the only thing you're rich at, Jeb.
You're right although I bet I could say the same of you
>>670937234
Gf isnt autistic. Introverted like me but knows how to function
>>670931692
Literally one woman on the planet is dtf this guy
>>670940243
fucking square. I see decades of predictable, Lutheran, missionary sex in your future.
>>670940383
You're a mess Jeb, you're low energy, you literally just threw the same insult back at me, this is a clear cut example of your low energy beta faggotry.
>>670931692
>bait/10 made me reply
>>670936795
low standards the post
>>670929209
Halarious and original ...
Look me such a fat American .
>>670924342
* "I don't read"
* Drug usage harder than mushrooms
* Stupidity. I mean, I'll is bang a hot girl for awhile, but ignorance, especially ignorance attached to vapidity
* more than two kids, one is pushing it
>>670924342
flat ass
smokes
has kids
bad breath
believes in astrology
college degree is not respectable
bad credit
>>670940786
sounds good to me except the lutheran part, luther was a heathen
Also why you are at it google "law of diminishing returns" and tell me why that doesn't apply to love making.
>>670940773
I don't have time for mark-ass tricks, my nigga.
>>670940961
Hey, at least i got you to post something, love.
>>670941150
Lose some weight fatboy
Drinks
Smokes
Tattoos
No job
Has kids
Hair artificially colored
Has/had a Tinder account
Bad relationship with father
