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ITT: We live in a perfect utopia. Everyone is happy and nice

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ITT: We live in a perfect utopia. Everyone is happy and nice to each other. The only thing that can ruin it? If a stranger with trips pays us a visit.
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Alright, let's get this show started
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Hi. How is everyone?
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Ah what a nice day had some lasange a second ago
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>>670919668
here we go. I'm gonna fuck this utopia up.
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>>670922406
Oh dont be that mean
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>>670923298
Tits
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WHO TF DOWN TO SHOOT WHEN ITS DRILL TIME? CLIQ DAT FUCKIN LIKE BUTTON
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>>670921675
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ALL BITCHES MUST SHIT ON MY CHEST
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Hi, how are ya? Pleasant weather we're having.
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Howdy guys what's going on
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One love my bros
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>>670919668
>perfect utopia
Imagine no religion
It's easy if you try
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FUCK YOU ALL!!
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i bring cultural enrichment
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What a fine evening, wouldn't you say?
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>>670925236
I like it, I like it
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So I brought this fruitcake?
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I am the stranger
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>>670925249
We're all friends here. No need to use that language.
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where all my black nigger cunts at?
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Shit guys I can't see
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Kill
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I love how music plays outdoors in foreign languages, and we all actually appreciate it.
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Hey anons, guess who brought ice cream?
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wonderful day isn't it?
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>>670925730
This is a utopia, there are no niggers here anon
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I brought candy
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How about this beautiful weather we're having?
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Hi friends
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hi guys what's up
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Hi anons may I just present you all with a 100% non-poisoned basket of fruits and vegetables
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>>670919668
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You fucking shit stains. With your rip off apeshittrips threads. You don't need trips to be an asshole, look, I'll demonstrate. YOU GIGANTIC COCK TOWER, I HOPE A 747 GETS FLOWN RIGHT INTO YOUR FAT ASS, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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Hey I just bought milk guys.
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Sure is nice outside today.
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>>670926718
And we love and accept you just the same
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>>670926718
That's right fellow citizen, it's important to have a concrete, personal opinion in our happy utopia.
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fuck you all
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Greetings comrades!
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>>670926873
Accept this dookie from my anus you cockcake.
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Has anyne ever went for ham when gingers fall below average cheese? Its right there. Dover Hotel, where vincent? They picked up bad coke, sticks. What he says is credibility. Records prove, medical. Jury privilege is on it October. 2n cousin, awkward. Did have diagnosis celebration, You cant use aprons in CPLR subsection 3. Here is judge pleasure. You can be ill of the dead law. It doesnt apply. I think it was teacher Thompkins professional. So were arguing boys battle with changing time. I understand. I felt relationships. If ones heart was in it, I didnt mean to common attitude, its not disgraceful. Did you announce sex hunky dory?
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>>670923617
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>>670927099
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>670927099
Excellent dubs, fellow citizen. Perhaps you can loan me some?
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Hello fellow citizens, and how are we this pleasant evening
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Nothing to worry about at all

HahAHAhahAhHA
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Hitler was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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nigger reporting in
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>>670927038
Haha that's exactly the sort of thing we used to say before we discovered universal love and peace. Have a great day anon!

>>670926873
Hey anon, I just wanted to say you're an excellent person!
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So happy God created this universe for us. It's perfect. Let's all give thanks to God for creating all this and us in his image.
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>>670927289
sure here you go
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>>670927399
Dubs have spoken
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I just love this wonderful utopia
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hey I'm cool, right?
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This is a nice thread. It would be a shame if something happened to it!
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>>670927498
But I have a bad feeling anon. I can't quite explain it...
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There is no god
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>>670927399
(>*u*)>
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whew
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Don't ruin this thread
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trippin
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Allahu akbar
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>>670927620
nope gtfo
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Hi
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Jamal smith reporting in
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:^)
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Jews did this
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>>670927777
comin correct!
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>>670927777
Nigger
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>>670927777
OH GOD
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winrar
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mom.. dad.. I became a dentist!

but your shits still fucked up son. now check these dubs and get the hell out of my house.
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>>670927807
oxymoron
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>>670927777
What do we do now?
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>>670927777
Oh shhhiiiiiit
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>>670927777

Mudslime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>670927777
Wow, be careful anon, you almost got trips
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>>670927777
SHIT A QUAD CRIMINAL
GET THE ARMED FORCES
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>>670927777
aloha snackbar
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>>670927777
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>>670927777
Fuck
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>>670927150
Gladly, I accept any gift from delightful fellows such as yourself
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>>670927777
Madre de dios
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wait'll they get a load of these
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Nobody panics, as long as we avoid trips our perfect utopia will remain!

R-right?
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>>670927777
Just like real life, fucking sandniggers
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Op here quads enhace the hapyness trips only bye
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>>670927777
Cool Anon now watch mines
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fucknigger
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>>670928302
Exactly!

Everything is fine! Would anyone like some lemonade?? I think we're all getting a little edgy since those quads showed up.
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Hi. What a wonderful day
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>>670928302
Youre not OP faggot I am
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>>670928672
Good to you sir!
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>>670928302
I was worried for a second there.
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>>670927777
Fuckin hell Ahmed
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>>670928755
As to you furry woodland creature
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>>670928716
Either way I like that OPs rules
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>>670928905
Thanks, friend!
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Everything is fine! Carry on with your delightful days friends! :D
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>>670928302
>>670928302
>>670928302
>>670928302
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Dont mind me dancing in the moonlight.
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Check these trips to fuck up your day
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>>670928755
who let in the filthy coons?
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>>670929229
His name is Coop and he is my friend
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Hey /b/ros how was your day?
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>>670929205
whoa whoa whoa, lets not say the "t" word too loudly!
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>>670929556
You sir seem to be "one off," as some might say.
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How about the weather, huh guys?
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Just popping in for a second to say have a wonderful day.
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>>670929875
Sunny and seventy! Just like every day!

Every.

Single.

Day.

>>670929849
Whew, that was a close one!
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What a nice peaceful day wouldn't you say fellow members of the community.
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>>670929205
Oh, you didn't get it. :( Try again, I believe in you!
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I hate myself and want to die.
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>>670930757
Okay, check em.
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>>670931020
Reroll
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>>670930868
don't do it man. We will help you...
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Die
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hey guys
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all praise allah
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hoes be trippin'
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At least we are not dead
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At this rate I don't think trips will ever happen. God bless our eternal utopia.

Also check em
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Beastiality should be legalized.
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>>670933406
interesting.
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a mod bans me
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sounds like fun
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let's all saw our feet off.
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wut nigga>
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Faggots
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>>670935512
Nivgdr
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love me
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>>670935626
chill dawg
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Otter is happy to see everyone!
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I am the pope
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My dream
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Hi guys!
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>>670919668

that woulda been so cool if you got 666
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I love all of you fucking fucks.
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check 'em
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Chuk
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I hate you all. I hope you all stub your toes.
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heres a pic of my shitty m1 carbine
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>>670938548
i did that yesterday
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>>670935746
stay classy homie
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is the stranger hitler?
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>>670939196
ye
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So how do we handle our dead, elderly and retarded?
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MY NAME IS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR AND I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOUR SOCIETY.
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Hey, what all the hubbub 'bout these tripes?
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How's everyone doing? I just moved in
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Fuck everyone, you all are going to be ruled by my magnum dong.
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>>670925236
Go proselytize somewhere else and stop pushing your philosophies on others. This is supposed to be a utopia.
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>>670926718
I love big anal. That's for the lovely thought.
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Heyhey how's it going everyone
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A new day, a new dawn
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