ITT: We are civilized until trips, then we go apeshit
Nice day today, is it? A bit on the chilly side though
I have never once thought of having sex with a family member.
It is important to get a full night's sleep.
Good Sirs may I bother you for some cash so I can purchase a pizza? We can share if you'd like.
Most everyone in this thread is great in my opinion, have a wonderful day!
I think this thread was a really nice idea
>>670905013
Which ingredients do you prefer? I do love bacon on my pizza, with a flavored crust.
>>670904473
trips
why go apeshit when you can go monkeyfeces?
I wish many a dubs to those in this thread.
today a coworker was behaving niggardly and i kindly reminded them that we were in a professional workplace
>>670905221
almost
this time should do it
>>670905013
>>670905153
I'm sure everyone here likes Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes and a bit of Bacon. Fore we are all good fairing citizens
ok there bud
Well gentlemen, it's nice to see you all here.
Let's wait patiently folks.
geett
Would you all mind to Check Em'?
OP is not a bundle of sticks.
Fuck it
>>670905431
>>670905432
What on earth happened here?
>>670905677
Woah! Watch the language, this is a place for people with class!
Trips inc
It's a little warm today
>>670905677
I do beg your pardon?
I really enjoy the presence of newcomers on this site.
ok
4chan has greatly improved in recent years, I do say.
Splendid day we're having. A bit of snow, but nothing I couldn't handle with my loving wife.
>>670905797
Newcomers are always welcome. (That hurt a bit)
I think I prefer Tumblr's community over this one. I saw somebody use the term, "idiot" to describe their own mother.
Good sirs, care to observe my repeating digits?
trips don't exist
>>670905941
I'm sorry but you don't appear to have any. Perhaps another time?
Just gonna post some dank Mamays
>>670905797
Ah! Well said my friend
Personally I enjoy welcoming people of every kind, especially the Jews.
q
>>670905932
Indeed? A wee bit nippy it's been here.
Look! Repeating numbers!
so, how are you guys doing on this fine day?
les triples bien sur
how about this weather?
did you see that ludicrous display yesterday?
>>670906061
Just dandy, and yourself?
>>670906061
I am doing very fine my good sir. How was you visit outside today?
Ah, I do love February!
>>670906035
Ah, the nips come with the beauty that is winter. May I inquire as to your general whereabouts (nothing too specific, can't be too safe friend) I am in Michigan this year. And yourself?
>>670906040
So sorry, you seem to have none.
>>670904473
nice trips nigger
Trip 2's
>>670906149
pretty nice. how about yours?
Good night, gentlemens. I'm new here and would like to congratulate you for the excellent site
I believe every 4chan user can be friends with one another.
>>670906116
I did not happen to wander by. Maybe another time I shall come across such display.
>>670906209
Sir, your profanity and racial slurs are unwelcome here.
>>670906209
Such hatefulness, sir! So unneedful.
>>670906143
great! thanks for asking.
Man! I do love those b-b-b-black people (it hurts so bad)
OOGA BOOGA SCHLOMOGAHUBA
I believe all women deserve equal pay as men.
How's work going?
>>670904473
Greetings /b/
How does this night find you?
>>670906209
Sir
this is a gentle community
Please go to 9gag or reddit where that language is tolerated
Niggers have feelings too.
I respect Trump as a human being.
>>670906376
pretty swell. how's the wife and kids?
>>670906173
I personally prefer the warmer seasons, my friend.
>>670906199
You may indeed, sir. I reside in Washington state. I quite enjoy the area and rather like the general rainy atmosphere. What is your favorite season?
>>670906332
Impeccable dodge, my friend
>>670906376
It's doing mighty fine. Today, I talked with all of my co-workers about weekend plans.
>>670906447
I respect human beings as trump
It's time to go wild!
>>670906251
Oh for such a day!
Triple consecutive digits aquire
hi guys I am new here I am from reddit
God damn I hate niggers.
I believe that all social media sites should be treated well, especially tumblr!
boom, trips
>>670906336
Bully! Bully, I say. Good show.
Nigger is an offensive term that we should never use
>>670906544
Welcome, freind
Why must we even go apeshit? It's quite nice having little conversations like these :^)
Must be close
Oh fuck, I tripped
How is everyone doing this fine evening?
satin!
Bow down to me for I am Satan, niggers.
>>670906544
Welcome! We'll be happy to show you around!
Hope everyone is doing well today.
>>670906544
I welcome you, good sir, to our very exquisite society.
Trump for 666
I do say I love repeating digits
>>670906553
Please, we do not tolerate such language here. Save that for street banter.
I'm so glad trips haven't defiled our beautiful thread.
>>670906458
The summer, lad! The birds chirping, the trees swaying, the shorts and bare feet against the warm soil. I feel so alive during the summer! The winter is beauteous but I can not enjoy it, as I am subject to fits of depression and psychosis. It is most unfortunate, but my wife and I manage until the summer, which feels like an eternity, and happiness is once more!
>>670906675
Mind your profanity.
I like the way you all look
i kek'd 3 days
What would Hitler do if he got trips?
>>670906650
Fine, how about you anon? (^=
>>670906553
Golly gee! That isn't a very polite thing to say!
xD XD D
Hello everybody!
Such ignorant people with their bad language.
>>670906682
I am just swell, thanks for the inquiry!
Well, i dare say the triple digits seem to be rather evasive on this night.
Dear lord
Would any of you fine gentlemen care to share a fine glass of chardonnay?
Hey guise!
This is a lovely thread so far!
How's everyone this fine evening?
East coast time, I must say myself.
>>670906759
The tome is neigh.
very sweaty
>>670906544
Welcome! What you just achieved is called "dubs". I hope you enjoy your time here.
>>670906622
>>670906677
Wonderful digits, lads!
oh i do hope we do not see any trips in our peaceful thread
I really like this image
Close
888 get
Wow! Reddit sure was wrong about this place. I could get used to this environment. :)
How are you guys doing?
>>670906544
hey i am new here but I come from tumblr. I must say I do enjoy the ambience.
>>670906793
Ahoy there!
>>670906848
Now
I always fancy these threads, until i roll trips.
>>670906838
A bit, but not too much! I tell the most dreadful jokes when I feel tipsy, hah hah hah!
>>670906887
that was close
what's goin on here?
somebody called for trips?
there you go
I do love mixing cultures and races
Also OP is not a homosexual individual
>>670906918
pretty good! how about you?
>>670906879
Thank you, sir
>>670906887
Hahaha, that's very funny. Can I save it?
Wat
Tis a fair day to walk among my rather excessive amount of indentured serfs. The feeling of having copious amounts of wealth is most divine.
>>670906941
Kek
ohhh bby a triple
Hello
>>670906887
Lordy! What a dodge, friend!
9's or 0's
>>670906999
HOLY FUCK
>>670906999
fuck shit nigger dicks!!!
Gosh, I would very much dislike to receive trips right now!
>>670906999
run
why cheerio to all of you lads i do say it is a beautiful day here in southern california
Guys, I think you'll like this site I found! It's called 9gag! Check it out!
>>670906957
A near miss, that.
>>670906838
How kind of you anon. I shall partake.
8^)
>>670906999
FUCK YOU NIGGER DIE IN A CAR FIRE!
>>670906999
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT FAGGOT
>>670906999
You faggot piece of shit. Go goddamn kill yourself
>>670906999
checked
>>670906999
Good Lord, look at those!
Guys, I'm a black autistic female of the Jewish community. I have feminist values and believe females are superior to men. We have brave and strong role models such as Kim Kardashian which you only have silly old white men like Stephen Hawking who's too lazy to stand up. See that privilege? He can't even be bothered to walk. Some say my views are slightly intolerant, but they are men so they are wrong. What do you think though, I'm interested to know?
>>670906999
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>670906999
NEIN NEIN NEIN NIGGERS BURN THE JEWS
>>670906999
STFU U FUCKIN ULTRA FAGGOT
AFCGFDFCVUBDTHC
I HATE YOU ALL YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS
>>670906999
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT
YOU'RE A FUCKING DEGENERATE WHORE AND YOU DESERVE TO DROWN IN A VAT OF YOUR OWN SHIT AND BLOOD
FUCK YOU
Fuck all you niggers
>>670906999
fag >:(((
>>670906999
DAMMIT NO
>>670906999
Fuck you you fuking queer as shut for brains
>>670907009
YOU CUNT GO GET FUCKED
>>670907111
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>670907137
fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I like chocolate milk
Civilization is bad
Anything that is not me is bad
Anything that is me is bad
All is bad
All that is bad must die
OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH I'M A MONKEY (and yet still more civilized than the average nigger)
>>670906999
eat a bag of baby dicks fucktard
>>670907111
holy dubs
>>670906999
You're all fags and bitches! Especially OP!
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>670906999
OP is a faggot and so is everyone else in here.
>>670906999
HE DUN DONE IT NOW!!! WEEE HA!!!
>>670906999
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, KILL YOURSELF
>>670907137
KYS
>>670907013
FUCK YOU GO SUCK A NIGGER DICK YOU CUCK
>>670906999
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DESERVE TO BE LYNCHED AND SET ON FIRE
FUCK OFF
I love and respect African Americans!
>>670906999
Jesus motherfucking Christ in a titty bar, this nigga's got trips!
>>670906999
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>670906999
NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER LYNCH THE JEWS HEIL HITLER SEIG HEIL THE THIRD REICH WILL RISE AGAIN
>>670906999
HERE WE GO
>>670907207
NOBODY CARES GAYLORD!
>>670906999
FUCK YOU MELON FUCKIN', SPEAR CHUCKIN', DINDU NUFFIN' NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>670907111
WOW TWO FAGS IN ONE THREAD. KILL YOURSELF
>>670907137
SUCK MY NIGGER DICK WHORE
I FUCKING HATE KIKES
>>670906999
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK
>>670906924
invite your friends for tumblr to enjoy our beautiful place
>>670907268
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
>>670906999
Go fuck your fucking whore sister you fucking peice of shit.
>>670907268
Go back to Sweden jagweed.
>>670907111
Fuck you faggot
>>670907268
That shits over, you stupid Jew
>>670906553
Niggers? Don't you mean Basketball Americans?
FUCKING NIGGGGGERS EAT MY FUCKING SHIT YOU COCKSUCKING ASS LICKING COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER JEW FAGGOT GO SUCK A FAT DICK
>still not existing
I must say, the weather around my estate the past few days have been absolutely marvelous! Why I even let the servants have the day off, I was in such a good mood. Of course, they were not paid. Can't have these blacks thinking they can just not show up for work and still get paid. Filthy people, really.
>>670906999
IMO UR JUST 1 FKIN NIGGR WHO DESERV 2 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>670907423
Said the Aussie asshole.
>>670906999
trips you fucking slutfaggots
>>670906999
GIGA NIGGA
hey could you guys please do my homework for me? (:
Solve for x:
log10^x-7=0
>>670907169
Fag frowny face was the best you could do?
Oldhomosexual here. I would like to teach newhomosexual to triforce correctly.
I really really enjoy this beautiful day with all of you Gentleman ! Oh ! Look at my repeating numbers !
>>670907111
I hope your mum gets hit by a bus, faggot
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>>670906999
NIGGA WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
x=penis
Here's a trip, may we counter the profanity now gents?
>>670907534
Fuck off faggot.
>>670907502
Refresh the page, shitbrick! God damn what a fucktard waste of space.
Lovely night tonight, isn't it guys? You are all magical in my eyes.
>this thread
Fuck all the fucking niggers
>>670907588
Nice dubs you fucking geriatric nigger
>>670907678
Gaaaayyyyy
>>670907198
WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN I ASKED VERY KINDLY YOU FUCKING FAGLORD
>>670906999
WHO THE FUCK YOU THANKING NIGGA?
TRIPS TRIPS TRIPS
>>670907737
Fuck you too you fat fuck
>>670907751
Rustled jimmies much gaylord mcfagqueen o'homoalligan?
>>670907642
excuse me?
>>670907914
He's callin you gay
>>670906999
WHAT HAVE U DONE U SANDNIGGER
>>670907914
He said fuck off faggot
>>670907745
Magical.
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ABDUCTING THIS THREAD
>>670908149
Faggot
>>670908133
No you a faggot, bitch
>>670908056
>>670908133
oh, okay thanks! (:
>>670908286
This
Also fuck you.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AUTISTS SHITTING FUCK NIGG
>>670908305
fag
>>670906999
IM GONNA FUCK YOUR DOG NEAR DEATH THEN STEAL YOUR POKEMON CARDS FAGGOT
>>670908286
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what the fuck did you say to me you niggie tiggie >:^(
>>670908403
i dont appreciate that kind of language
>>670908396
No. Fuck YOU. Fucking bitch.
>>670908490
well yeah fuck you
>>670907912
Wow lad you think your real fucking clever? Well you done fucked up now. I'm tracing your IP right now. Good luck shitposting without your WiFi faggot
>>670906999
>>670908490
Did you miss the 999, shithat?
>>670908429
I called you a faggot.
>>670908576
You got something to say faggot?
>>670908703
maybe I do... faggot.
>>670908305
Fucking u
>>670908619
Oooh, big man when your daddy's not St home to keep you in your gimp suit. You think just because your butt plug and chastity belt are off, you're a real person now? Well you're not. Go get back in your diaper and piss yourself like the fucking baby sissy you are.
>>670906999
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Got trips right here
>>670908926
No. I will not, sir.
OH SHIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. FAGGOT GOT DUBS
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>670909085
Dont you fucking call me that.
>fucking faggot
>>670904473
civilized
>>670909218
What? Faggot? Isn't that what you are...?
>>670908619
>>670908917
This is you. Enjoy having your ass filled you fag piece of shit.
>>670908917
>>670909496
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>670909601
kek
>>670905713
good eye ol' chap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>670909923
shut the fuck up you fuckin autist
Show is over, female dogs
>>670906999
FUGG NIGGA BITCH IN THE PUSSY ASS NIGGA FAGGOT HIT THE QUAN FUGG ASS NIGGA
mfw trips will envolve RAPE
>>670909354
Youre right, i got caught up in the thread and was only half paying attention.
Faggit
>>670905153
i do say ol' chap would mind having a seat right over there
>>670909805
>>670909834
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
>>670910169
You know what...
I'm sorry. I called you a faggot for no reason. I apologize.
KILL ONE LITTLE OLD MAYOR ANDDDD.....
>>670904473
shameful
>>670910352
I'm masturbating to you right now.
>>670906999
FUCK THIS NIGGER
>>670910387
Apology accepted. I apologize for my harsh words earlier as well.
>>670910352
Go fuck thyself, thou insufferable wench.
>>670910528
wot the fok did ye just say 2 us, man? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts from tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me while sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
Thread is going to 404 soon. Someone start a new one and link it.
Fuck all you guys~
>>670910734
What in the devil’s name did y’all just say about me, you little sinner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible School, been involved in numerous Billy Graham crusades, and have over 300 confirmed soul-savings. I am trained in New Testament apologetics and am the top converter in the entire Baptist Church. Y’all ain’t nothin’ to me but another sinnin’ atheist. I will bring you to Jesus with a passion the likes of which ain’t never before been seen on this Earth, y’all mark what I’m sayin’. You think you can get away with that there sinful talk over the Internet? Think again, pagan. As we speak I’m contactin’ my secret network of deacons across the USA and your local church address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sermon, devil’s child. The sermon that wipes the blackness right out of your soul. Your sinful days are over, kid. I can radio evangelize anywhere, anytime, and I can bring you to Jesus in over 700 different ways, and that’s just with bare Bible verses. Not only am I extensively trained in hermeneutics, but I have access to the entire hymnal collection of the Protestant Church and I will use it to its full extent to see that you know who the Lord Jesus is. If only you could have known what kind of fire and brimstone preachin’ your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re payin’ the tithe, you unredeemed heathen. You’re goin’ to Hell
>>670906999
my word
>>670910076
NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SHIT BITCH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>670907268
die fire you nigger loving coon
>>670906999
You are now free to move about the cabin.
>>670907111
You too
Fuck every single one of you
>>670911319
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
silk is quite a nice textured fabric.
>>670910352
This is actually pretty good hash for stale copypasta. Well done
>>670911609
I didn't write it. You'd be amazed how many variations there is.
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