Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
>>670898779
Yup yup I bump.
>>670899070
this kid has too many chromosomes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcy6yWA6Nwo
>>670899445
>>670899486
Alpha tbh
>>670898779
>>670899977
ow wtf
>>670899977
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what a fucking dumb bitch
Have some OC cringe as FUCK
Free cancer on the house.
>>670901232
damn you got any more?
>>670899387
>>670901461
Not at present, could probably find some.
>>670902718
kek
Is that you Avery?
>>670899387
I think everyone loses this way.
>>670899070
cringed at the sheer amount of butter on that toast.........
>>670904080
good thing nobody will actually have a child with this person, or even talk to them irl
i really hope she doesn't get a hold of an orphan though
>>670904845
red thumbed >:( i hate u pls leav
>>670904845
>responsible for genocide.
Literally how?
>>670898779
get a load of this guy, look at the filename
None of you are prepared.
This is not satire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc
>>670903189
niks so edgy he applied temp tattoos without moms permission
>>670899445
My question is why is this nigga wearing faggot Army Pt uniform
>>670905486
>>670899977
don't lock your knees
>>670899387
As a Canadian I am ashamed.
>>670905547
Brace yourself for this.
There's this computer program called "Photoshop" that lets you change image files.
>>670905980
We have a lot to be ashamed of.
>>670905435
kotaku website itself is a cringefest tbh
>>670905486
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc
>>670905147
George Washington, while a great president, was a total bastard to Iroquois natives and ordered their villages and settlements destroyed, and inhabitants killed.
>>670905486
i remember sargon or someone ripping this apart for circlejerking over its tranny actor
>>670906135
Video game Journalism is a cringefest overall.
>>670906095
Howd you get a pic of OP's room?
>>670906037
how high was i 2 minutes ago jesus
>>670906095
Nah, Trudeau Jr.'s done alright by me. I was really miffed when he won because I knew he could never live up to Pierre Elliot Trudeau's legacy, but he's done a lot better than Harper's government.
Science is dead
>>670906282
I'm somewhat familiar with the abuses of Native Americans on his part, but the "genocide" she was probably referring too was the expansion westward, which happened later on.
>>670899070
Ha, so kawaii
>>670906282
nah, natives were a bunch of dipshits
while they were busy jerking off into animal fur, others were forming a new fuckin country
>>670906543
>but he's done a lot better than Harper's government.
The Feminist cuck who has done nothing yet?
>>670904623
If dressing your son like a girl was enough to make him trans then transgendered people wouldn't exist. It reads like obvious bait anyway.
>>670906556
http://research.gold.ac.uk/11135/
Just in case you think this is a joke
>>670899977
dat booby grab doe
>>670899316
lost my shit
>>670905486
SUCH A LUST FOR CRINGE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>670899316
more like this my sides are dying
>>670906651
thats a fuckin cutie right there
i'd let her shoot me and have her cry afterwards
>>670906695
>Done nothing yet
He's been very active since coming into office.
>>670906651
i feel bad for her
>>670906921
How has he done right by you then?
>>670904623
I'm trying to find the image of the furfag that was home schooling their child and freaking out that the kid hated learning about "fur-history" and other fagotry. What I'm trying to say is that fucked up people do in fact breed; and then try very hard to fuck up their offspring. Sorry fam.
>>670905980
It's fake so whatever
>>670906471
I was like, wait... lol
>>670906875
only in america
>>670899770
This man deserved to be spammed
http://nicktheanimatronic.deviantart.com/
Top Cringe guaranteed here !
>>670899316
Top kek
>>670906921
He went back on his promise to legalize weed. And now he is trying to reverse the law that removes citizenship from people who have dual-citizenship and commit murder, terrorism, or treason.
I will admit that terrorism is defined very ambiguously in the criminal code and the that it should be made clearer to prevent government abuse, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be deporting the motherfuckers.
Got some fresh cringe bois
>>670906359
You should see what they're like at conventions.
>>670906884
>>670907793
Has a furry profile pic too
>>670907425
cringe not ylyl
Also in context it's a different kind of cringe.
>4th grade
>me and couple friends shove a whole box of skipping ropes down a school toilet
>clogs the fuck out of the entire sewer for the school
>principal of the school finds out
>then she finds out it was us because we signed our names when we got the box of skipping ropes from the sport classroom
>entire toilet block was fucked up, toilets had to be closed, everyone had to hold it in or just piss themselves
>she yells at us for about 30 minutes about how much a new toilet block will cost
>collapses while yelling
>oh shit
>she was about 70 years old
>ambulance is called
>she's pronounced dead at the scene from a heart attack
>me and my friends are shitting their pants thinking we're going to go to jail
>police come and get a statement from us the next day
>oh SHIT
>we're fucked
>funeral is held at school assembly so we just sat there sweating for an hour while people stared at us
>everyone is fucking shooting us these death stares
>friend tells me he has a good idea
1/2
Cont?
>>670906875
This pretty much sums up America
>>670907793
That fucking Jeff the Killer?
>>670907014
I know /b/ hates the muslims and blah blah blah but I approve of his work towards immigrants and refugees. I'm happy to see him actually looking into Native problems instead of just pretending a massive chunk of our culture, history and heritage doesn't exist, and while I think his economic plans definitely need work they're not the *worst*. It's leagues better than what most politicians are suggesting.
Most importantly though: He's just not actually doing a bad job, and that automatically gets him the gold medal at the special Olympics.
>>670908016
Sasuke from Naruto
>>670906932
>>670906892
moralfags
>>670907029
it's really sad how people are allowed to fuck up their kid like that since there's no laws against it
oh well, we're pretty fucked anyways
we'll be extinct soon enough
>>670907288
They used to shitpost on /fit/. One of the sisters nearly died but has miraculously survived.
>>670907793
Weak cringe.
>>670906875
lord god, her motherfucking FOREHEAD is obese
>>670899387
Don't want to buy soccer balls
>>670907729
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BABY GOT THE WEIRD ASS FOREHEAD HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>670905301
pretty cute tbh fam
>>670907029
Wouldn't happen to be this one, would it?
>>670908128
There's 7 billion people on the planet. We ain't going anywhere until an asteroid hits. It's just getting more fucked.
>>670907770
He also has made it illegal to advocate for a boycott of Israel.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/parliament-votes-to-reject-campaign-to-boycott-israel/article28863810/
Essentially not allowing the free citizen to speak there mind through their wallet by not financially supporting a nation they disagree vehemently with. Truly, a hero we need.
>>670908456
wtf is this shit!
>>670908093
???
I was saying how she's a cutie
you alright buddy?
>>670902718
Zootopia in a nutshell.
>>670908266
Well, huh. That gives this one a bit more context.
>>670908453
Sure is! Fuck I hate humanity.
>>670907770
You're right, absolutely. Like I said, he's not perfect, but he's trying, and he's not really *bad* so that's an automatic gold star in the special school.
I think part of the problem is that he IS an inexperienced politician and he had all these ideas for what he wanted to do without really realizing how limited the scope of his political powers actually are, so now he has to backtrack and say "well no what I really meant was-".
When I look back in 30 years though, I know I won't remember him as one of the greats, but I will say "at least it wasn't another Cuckservative trying to suck on Murica's teet."
>>670908501
Yeah that decision was in poor tastes. I vehemently disagreed with that one.
>>670906509
hi im eric
>>670907425
the fucker took it down
>>670906651
I don't get it, what happened?
>>670908695
Hi I'm Nathan
>>670908695
eric, i don't support your decision to have one of your weapons of choice as a sword, due to the fact that it is not listed as one of your skills unlike the bow
>>670908695
>Even in his fantasies, he is a manlet
Some fresh OC happening here: >>670906933
>>670907819
>>670907955
Keep going. Better not end with John Cena.
>>670899070
everyone loves that anime about the fat guy balding in his 20s
>>670906095
hey buddy dont worry well get our dank weedz soon ay lmao
>>670908955
mkmkmkmkmk
2/2
>i visit friends house that afternoon
>principal death is on tv
>we sit outside and talk
>he tells me he knows a really good idea to get us out of this shit
>he dials the local crimestoppers number
>tells the lady on the phone he knows what really happened to the school principal
>doesn't even try to disguise his voice
>lady puts on this faggot condescending voice
>'so what happened then little boy'
>she wuz assasinated
>even i thought it was a good idea at the time
>schedules an interview with police
>ok now this is a really really bad idea
>hitting him while he's on the phone
>hangs up
>'what are you hitting me for dude i got us out of this'
>police will remember us you dork
>he shits
>tell him he's an idiot and go home
>next day get a phone call from him
>'hey dude the police are at my house, they want to talk to all of us'
>start walking to his house
>drag my feet the whole way and fuck around hoping they will give up and just leave
>too bad he lives about 2 streets away
>get there in 15 minutes
>sitting in bushes outside his house next to police car
>dont know what to do
>go up to front window
>his mom is crying her eyes out
>he looks like he's about to pass out
>his dad is standing over one of the policemen with a bat
>uh oh
2/3 character limit
>>670899316
holy fuckballs.
>>670905435
As a female gamer, this induced maximum cringe.... Wtf
>>670899316
>lol ok
fucking perfect
>>670908836
>Winking Intensifies
>>670905486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxnYv21rMmQ truthful ad for it
>>670909254
Tits and timestamp cunt, dont just say "hurr durr im a gurlgaymer xdddd"
>>670909152
omg xD shes ganna end up dead
>>670908501
It's not illegal, it was just a vote condemning the boycott campaign. Interesting that about 1/5th of the Liberal party voted against him on the condemnation though.
>>670908072
In regards to the "Syrian" refugee thing, I'd be more confident had he not expanded our military role in the middle east, which created the problem in the first place.
>pretending a massive chunk of our culture, history and heritage doesn't exist
I would like to tackle that bit about culture and history, considering that he doesn't believe Canada should be based on a national identity.
Also, I don't hate Muslims. That would be absurd. I don't even hate Islam as a religion in the slightest bit. However, I do see the ideology and cultural force of Islam as one of the biggest threats to the West and its values today. However, according to people like Trudeau, not wanting Sharia and desiring an open criticism of any ideological view is "Islamophobic".
>>670909137
Youd better not be jerking me off. Keep going.
>>670909137
3/3
>dont know what to do
>sit outside his house listening to his dad yell for another 10 minutes
>finally gather my balls and go up to front door
>people are still yelling
>another police car just pulled up, i dont give a shit
>knock on the door
>yelling stops
>my friend answers the door
>doesnt even open it
>starts crying
>'uh anon you should come back later the policeman is busy'
>this other officer is sneaking up behind me
>gets me out of the way
>starts banging on the door
>this is officer bigfaggot open the door
>friend opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>670909152
some people here have an unhealthy obsession with her
i see why though, she sorta looks like a girl the kind productive members members of society that enjoy loli threads would like
but she also kinda looks like a dude sometimes
>>670904501
Jesus, I thought it was white toast.
>>670909563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik4JI4D7rZQ
This entire fucking youtube page is a cringe goldmine. I'm not even going to bother posting a single video because it's all equally cringey. Have fun exploring fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/user/pamperchu/featured
>>670899387
That guy in the back though
>>670906651
and this is why you wear hearing protection
>>670909563
Didn't see this coming. Nice/10.
>>670904501
I thought it was cream cheese
>>670903030
>genital
>>670907743
Ayy lmao
>>670909524
Thanks for the correction, it's been a couple of days since reading it.
>>670908266
this shit makes me uncomfortable as hell
>>670902718
Does this guy still have his dick?
>>670899977
>uses the opportunity to grab her tit
>>670907425
what is he eating? I cant tell if chocolate or shit. or shit in chocolate sauce
>>670899977
What retard designed it to do that
>>670909563
You motherfucker
>>670903030
>my gential
Fucking lost
>>670903030
He's cool
>>670906875
has this thing died yet?
>>670908266
>>670908456
>>670908563
>>670908622
As much of a cringe as this is. I think its even more cringy to think who took the picture. That person is enabling him, instead of beating the shit out of him like they should
>>670908781
she's such a precious flower she couldn't handle shooting the gun and ends up crying.
>>670910276
butno
>>670908659
I will readily admit that I hated some things Harper did (destroying the FOI databse for one) but the opposite of Harper (a Nega-Harper if you will) isn't really a step in the correct direction either.
I also feel (but can't prove) that Trudeau Jr. knew marijuana legalization would be too difficult before the election but made empty promises anyways to get the youth vote. It's good that he is courting a demographic that is traditionally overlooked, but still pretty mean (if it was in fact intentional).
>>670907425
Not again
>>670899387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rLWdOTplVw
>>670903030
>I JUST MADE MY DAY
NO YOU MADE MINE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>670908072
you make me ashamed to be canadian
>>670910103
human knees just evolved that way, can't really blame any one person for that.
>>670908351
While he is a fatty-boom-batty, at least this is better than craning your fucking neck trying to stand and play these.
>>670910075
nutella
>>670909546
I think the Islamic culture problem is a complicated one that will require a lot of time and energy to solve, and like with black culture, it's toxicity is not actually as big of a problem as 4chan makes it sound. It'll solve itself anon. It just needs some time.
I do agree that we need to back off with our military though. If we are going to help those regions progress we need to do so with education, access to food, water and medicine, and technology.
Yeah, he's said things along those lines but I still believe in the Canadian identity and heritage, and as long as he's preserving it I don't care if he doesn't.
>>670910469
I don't think it was intentional, I think he over-estimated himself.
>>670910706
Kek. I love you too brother.
>>670899387
Lol was a joke
>>670899316
more ?
>>670906651
Shit she's hot
>>670903908
Thats the point of sjw equality, if we all reduce ourselves to the lowest common denominator, then no one can lose! Yay, hugs and rainbows for everyone.
>>670906875
This is a 10 in America.
>>670905486
What.......the......fuck.....did I just watch?
>>670908896
because he's 13 and has not yet grown to his full potential?
>>670909563
You son of a bitch
>>670906509
>girlfriend wanted
>no dates
lolwut?
>>670899486
bleach is the shit tho.....but ruined it with attack on titan
>>670911205
Once a manlet, always a manlet. If you don't come out the womb at least 6 feet tall, you're a manlet forever.
>>670907955
Ye pls
>>670909254
Console? Pc?
>>670909137
>>670911456
apologies bb
>>670907819
I wonder if they are paid enough not to think of what this guy is gonna do to those pics later.
>>670908836
This has to be in purpose, no one would behave like this. Right? Right?
>>670908781
Guns are loud, she hurt her ear
>>670907729
that kid is pretty cute for being a half orc
>>670903030
>that say Disney world is the happiest place on earth
>obviously haven't been to my genital
Owhh shit my sides
>>670906543
Yes no weed and plenty of stinky migrants
>>670906556
>>670906835
>Journal of Theoretical Humanities
>Theoretical Humanities
>mfw
I bet I could make a small perl script to throw words together and create a similar paper.
>>670910103
the first instruction i ever received when first using these machines was never fully extend your leg. when i had a trainer for rehabilitation on my knee that was the first thing she ever said. it's common sense. she's an idiot.
>>670905147
>implying washington wrote the constitution
>>670910995
jealous eurocuck confirmed
>>670899486
Honestly makes sense since the Ryoka Invasion Arc is about fighting an organization much much larger than Ichigo and Attack on Titan is about fighting a force much much larger than themselves. Thematically very much in common with ISIS.
Simulation theory. That is all.
>>670912399
5/10 American confirmed
>>670906651
Wish I could be there to knifehand the shit out of her.
>>670911032
idk why but this guy looks fucking cool as fuck
Undertale fans defending their game
>>670911995
Fedoras are truly the blank canvas of autism.
>>670911442
so the secret to not producing manlet is to get a wife capable of fitting such a large baby in her? ill keep that in mind when it's time to spread the seed
>>670910839
I suppose it is possible, with regards to the over-estimation of the difficulties of legalizing marijuana. It also lets me use my favorite (Anglicized) Napoleon Bonaparte quote:
"Never attribute to malice, that which can be adequately explained by incompetence."
>>670912091
http://www.elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/
There are a bunch out there, just search "postmodernism generator"
>>670912664
Wider hips = less likely to produce a manlet.
>>670908162
i wouldnt call that a miracle
>>670912619
Or at least the uniform.
>>670911442
kekd
>>670905301
I'd hit that
>>670910815
which is supposed to be the cringe, the guy doing something natural or the feminist trying to cry OKcupid rape
>>670912603
It's an okay game. The people who have attached themselves to it so wholeheartedly aren't the kinds of people who are usually attracted to games, though. Many of them are new to the art form. And thus, Undertale's way of breaking the fourth wall through interactive storytelling is new to them. Don't shun them for adoring the game, simply because it's all they've been exposed to. Just imagine what they'll say when they experience other fantastic games like the Half-Life series, or BioShock, or Deus Ex. It's comforting to think that they'll one day be exposed to this and gain another new appreciation for the medium.
>>670908563
I think I might actually start crying from how depressing the fact is that these people exist.
>>670909152
I'd try hanging out with this guy.
>might have some CP
>>670913217
>Being an autist is natural
ho boy
>>670906185
y
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WHY
H
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>>670913426
sounds like you are a bit rustled m'lady
>>670908781
guns r lowd
>>670913492
>>670905486
this has "im just in it for the money" written all over it
>>670905486
So it's a politically correct Drawn Together?
>>670903189
Holy shit thats great
>>670906875
i think i killed one of those in skyrim..
>>670905980
i second that
>>670898779
This isn't cringe, stupid.
>>670913664
>>670913252
americans mistake irony with cringe again
aw heck it, I'll roll
>>670898779
It's cringe that you don't realize that it's satire.
>>670913941
I think those are the kinds of people who didn't so much play the game as they did watch Let's Plays on YouTube and form their opinion of it from that.
>>670910995
here in the north that shit is fucking gross, but i guess in the south i could see some redneck fuck that thing
>>670908453
THEY'RE HAVING KIDS
DEAR GOD NONONONONONO
>>670909421
kek
>>670905486
the animation looks like something from link and the forces of evil jesus fuck
>>670905301
greggory is based
>>670905472
What did I just read?
>>670899387
It's fake you fucking idiots
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/09/cbc-radio-show-strikes-again-with-ball-less-soccer-satire.html
>>670909563
FUCK
>>670913664
>>670905472
Why.
>>670909254
I second that
>>670913941
>hijab
Are these retards aware that most muslims hate this kind of bullshit?
>>670913941
>asgore: transman, gay
>toriel: transwoman
Despite the fact that the whole concept is retarded as shit, the creator completely forgot Asgore and Toriel had to fuck to make Asriel. A gay transman and a woman that used to be a man can't do that shit.
I dont know why this annoys me so fucking much.
>>670911498
maximum beta
>>670899070
Isn't that snoichu tranny faglord?
>>670915634
nigger what is artificial insemination
>>670907955
>skipping ropes
eurofag detected
>>670899445
Sounds exactly like something a molester would say...
>>670909032
Underrated.
>>670915838
Fuck you I did not need to be reminded of that
>>670908456
>tfw a degenerate but I can still shave, dress nicely, and hit the fucking gym once in a while
this guy is making weirdos look bad, man.
Op in a thread a while back texted his friend this.
>>670899316
I thought this was a cringe thread? My sides shouldn't be in orbit
>>670916498
>>670916051
>implying that a transwoman has eggs to inject sperm into
>>670905435
Huh, well that explains why it is oh so satisfying.
>>670916611
you are what gives the patriarchy a bad name you cis scum
>>670916120
>be this guy
>lose 100 lb
>get fit
>cospaly as Jon Snow
>Go to con
>fuck bitches like no tomorrow
>>670908836
>*tips fedora as beard sways in the wind*
topkek
>>670916843
>>670916695
>>670911481
>likes: cheezeburgerZ death metal rapists onions
>dislikes: my brother dan flower couches my dead grandmother
>quotes: ay girl in a secon your going to c blu yellow and red
FUCKING KILL ME
>>670916695
What is a binary star system?
>>670916800
a beta will always be a beta.
stop trying to look like you have a way out stupid virgin.
>>670912603
this isnt cringey you fag
>>670905486
I hate world
>>670899387
Fucking stupid americans
>>670916695
where the fuck did you find this ?
>>670905486
>no pun intended but it takes balls
I lost my shit
>>670908695
>skills: bow only
>weapons:bow and sword
has a sword but isn't skilled with it.
also, sanic is poo colored
>>670917108
classic Amber
>>670916913
Cringing so hard, but also impressed
>>670916922
What is that horrifying nail color he's got on
>>670917108
Huh
>>670916966
is this serious ? politic really doesn't mean shit
>>670917297
Not cringe, funny.
>>670910820
oh lord
>>670912603
God so many people misunderstand Undertale and it makes the whole idea of enjoying it autistic as fuck
>>670917031
Well... this bait was not even subtle. Somehow it manage to get more that 2000 notes.
>>670914271
Alabama anon here. Thats a negative.
>>670899316
>you mess with me you mess with the pack bud
>>670902718
Oooohhh i remember that.
>>670916843
pokemon wasn't autistic enough apparently, so now this exists
>>670905486
I dont want to live on this planet anymore...
>>670917776
>tsundere
fucking rage
>>670915069
lolwut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GtPSJVo5E8
>>670907955
Please do
>>670899387
Obviously satire
>>670916062
Inbred lardo detected
>>670916051
Are you legitimately justifying it? Also all the goat people underground right?
>>670916913
pretty impressive but obviously high functioning autismo
>writes his resume in 3rd person from a MLP narrator
>>670903030
I think we all can agree that we want to be on this guys genital.
>>670912091
That's honestly what I thought it was
>>670905486
"I'm thinking of replacing my balls with candy and turning the whole thing into a pez dispenser"
Holy fuck that was funny though.
