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ITT: favorite Pokemon
>pic related
Idk why but I've always like gengar
>ghost
>spiky
>evil smile
>fast as fuck
I guess that's why
Torterra, fuckboy
always loved Haunter, not sure why exactly.
>>670883728
My mega-mawille
>>670885174
I like haunter more than gengar cus he's spooky and interesting with the whole armless hands thing. Gengar looks fat and weird, like a more boring version of haunter
Eevee.
This warrior right fuckin here
Look at this majestic fuck
Also, the king of UU
>double team
>ghost ball
>toxic
gsc eevolutions
>>670885980
Forgot pic
>>670885174
Fucking this.
Haunter is bro tier.
>>670885980
This guy gets it
ghost pokemon are for nubs. immune to all normal moves and can use psychic moves.
we all know lil murkrow is the best Pokemon.
/thread
>>670886353
Luna?
This nigga right here.
This motherfucker
bug/steel
On OU all gens
High attack
Good priority
>>670883728
Same here, actually. But I know why. When I was a kid, playing through the game, just thought ghastlys and haunters were pretty spooky, but when I saw Gengar I was like WOAH that's pretty good. I just really liked the spooky vibe.
>pic related
>my face when I saw Gengar for the first time
This lil fucker... he's my best mate
>>670886749
my bro
first legendary i caught ever
>>670886596
This guy knows!
>>670886550
This is correct. The rest of you are wrong.
>>670886821
>>670886749
this bitch
always had to have her in my party in emerald
Guardevo.... I mean charizard
>>670887229
>her
i bet it was a he
>>670883728
Good choice. My favourite was raichu
11/10
>>670885725
Thunderwave roost roost roost ROOST thunderwve zap zap roost ZAP roost THUNDERWAVE
>Spiking Bitches drinks with Spores without fail
>Mach Punching yo ass before you can even think about attack this nigger
>Fucking Mushroom Hat yo
>Bullet Seed + Technician = Motherfuckin' Drive Byyyyyyy
>Technician not good enough? Poison Heal motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrs You struggle and choe ta death from Poison but this batshit crazy nigger breathes it, like a real man
>>670883728
> fast as fuck
You can make her at lvl 1. Plus, cute.
Kabuto or Cubone. Or OP's choice
Shiny Haxorus
>>670883728
For me it's Pikachu. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>670887634
>this whit a ninjask
>>670886596
I sneezed an ember. O shit yo pkmn ded bru
bow before the one and only pokemon standing above arceus
This
Versatile, looks like goddamn godzilla and summons a fucking sandstorm
>>670887825
This
The real question: best type? If you had to devise a team of Pokemon with at least one of the same type in it what would it be? For me, steel. It's so diverse.
Charmander
>>670883728
Gengar was always my favorite bro!
This guy, for reasons in the pic.
Used to be Haunter back in the day.
>>670887911
That's Knuckles you faggot GTFO
>>670887903
Smogon monotype
Full of creative shit
I think the only types bad there are normal and poison
>>670887903
Electric, only one weakness
>>670887903
Dark. Because muh edges
>>670888025
>Fight type
Bit of a nostalgic one, but I always loved sandslash. I got him the first time I played through pokemon silver, and just went ham with him. Absolutely demolished everything. Even Ice elite 4 couldn't stop level 90 sandslash motherfuckers
Raichu
Always liked him better than Pikachu for some reason.
Mamoswine tbh
>>670888025
Earthquake
It's super-effective!
Enemy's Aggron fainted.
>>670887903
for me it would be either ice because of >>670886749
or psych
both because they have the most style imho
>>670885679
My nigga
>>670888187
>posting a god tier pokemon
>not posting the ultra cool shiny version
>>670888025
>>670888241
> grass knot
>>670886550
Mah nigga
Love me some bulbasaur, strolls through the first three gyms like it aint even shit
Everyone here thinking on competitive autism
Can we just appreciate the cool designed ones?
Victini just is my favorite
Fucks the shit of the very gamme that keeps him alive
Doesn't give a shit
Exactly my nigger
This cool motherfucker right here
>>670888076
electric monotype teams are actually garbage, because almost all decent electric pokemon do the same thing (Spa,Speed)
>>670888549
>ice shard :^)
>>670888690
I endorsed Krabby cause I like him.
Mewtwo, because hes intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor
>>670889118
isn´t electivire bulky and physical?
and physical thundurous is a thing too
>>670888464
Nigger, the shiny version is just the gay version. Red instead of brown, smh
>>670889389
I feel like mewtwo would wear a fedora if he was a person though
I actually got rid of my Blastoise for Lapras when I got received it in first gen
>>670889124
Ummm...
> sunny day?
>>670889637
Without a doubt my man
get out plebs
>>670889460
thats true, but it's still not enough compared to other teams
>>670886596
this tbh
killer movepool
rattata
pic related
>>670888464
Fuckin ugly ass red spikes are trash. One of the ugliest shinies in my opinion
>>670889556
this faggot gets it
>>670889389
>>670889637
kek
>>670889753
focus sash
avalanche
your move
>Psuedo Dragon with the highest special defense
>31 IV Special Defense
>255 EV Special Defense
>438 Special Defense
>Assault Vest multiplier 1.5x
>MOTHER FUCKING 657
This is a master tank.
Never evolved it to Blastoise
entei or gengar
>>670890173
Pseudo legend?
>>670890173
Vaporeon and chansey/blissey would like to say hello
>>670890173
Goodra is pretty fuckin cool. I feel like it rivals Gardevoir with all the hentai shit people have made of it tho
>>670887911
Underrated post. also Czech'd
>>670890087
>Trying to catch one
Fuck
This fucker, only because catching it was a pain in the ass
>>670890555
Check'd
I feel like I'm being trolled by the responses ITT
>>670883728
Crobat, because he's fucking cool, that's all. Also, pic related
>>670890437
Rebuttal! Vaporeon isn't as good as a wall.
Chansey and Blissey can't do shit when it comes to attacking.
>>670890471
every fucking game i once again seem to forget it only learns teleport and has a tendency to only appear after your friends have gone offline so you wont get the fucking evolution. and no - not catching this awesome pokemon is never an option
>>670883728
my best team in Gen I was Gengar, Alakazam, Electabuzz, Blastoise, Dodrio, and Magmar
best Gen II team was Skarmory, Corsola, Raichu, Tyranitar, Charmeleon, and Misdreavus
no favorites from those gens onwards but I loved the shit out of Mega Mawile for being so OP in Gen V
>>670886353
top fucking kek
>>670890263
That is fucking stupid.
>>670883728
We all know who is the best pokemon
thomas the train
>>670890173
>>670890437
Also...
>GOOEY FOR PHYSICAL ATTACKS
>There is no escape
>>670886436
Fucking god tier food pokemon <3
No love for Poliwrath? I loved the one that fucks Ash up in the original anime as a kid.
Rayquaza is tha bouss, everyone with other opinion can suck my bigass cock
Only plebs have a favorite that isn't in the original 151
>>670891026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-5Lk8IhYM
>>670891026
>Ice beam
Your move
>>670891104
Mah nigga.
>>670891017
Poliswag is better
Ditto 100%
>>670890737
I didn't realize this was a feels thread
>>670885382
Fucking Christ, man. I have nightmares about this shit. My Azumarill sweep team could power through anything else, but if a fucking Mawile got tossed out, I knew I was done for.
>>670887634
Winrar
best pokemon ever
>>670891174
Teach it Dragon Ascent to make it Mega; it gains Delta Stream, causing Rayquaza to lose its Flying type weaknesses.
Foight me, bitch.
>god tier
>>670888264
>Sturdy
>>670891428
I haven't played anything after 4th gen.
>Dragon is still weak to ice
>>670883728
Starmie
Can learn psychic, thunderbolt, icebeam, and surf and those are my moves for it.
Total badass sweeper with some of the highest special attack, speed, and hp. Dope fucking pokemon.
>>670891551
>Dragon is still weak to ice
better than 4x damage taken from before
>>670890737
wow gives a new perspective on zubats despite how fucking annoying they are
>>670891507
>Mold breaker
In all honesty I'd say Tyranitar. He's simply beautiful and has tons of options. You can use him with almost any team and simply having him opens new options, such as Excadrill sand rush. MMM I wanna fuck 'em
someone said snek?
>>670883728
Mew.
>>670891428
Ice shard my man
>>670891144
Topkek
>>670891174
Delta fucking stream
/thread
>>670892003
I'm amazed of how long this took.
Also, gtfo
>>670891144
chainsaw rayquaza new meta
>>670892166
>I didn't read anything else after this point
>>670891495
Karp 5 ubers
>bug/steel
>1 weakness
>Increases the power of moves which have a power of 60 or less by 1.5×
>Used to love Scyther but too many weaknesses
I pick ditto because I like all the Pokemon :^)
>Ctr + F
>No Ninetales.
Fuck you /b/
Ninetales is
>Badass
>Dog/Wolf like
>Fire type.
>Tails the size of a person
>Cool hair style.
Because Totodile kept getting roflstomped in the Bellsprout tower and the little sheep fucker had my back for my first play-through of Silver. Just kind of wound up being my Gen 2 starter for any play-through I would do. Eventually just became my favorite. I almost freaked out when I got to the light-tower. Though bitch would take my buddy.
>>670886550
My negro.
>>670892174
Ain't got shit on Mewtwo...
>Amazing STAB coverage
>counters fair types
>dry skin for BM plays
>literally counters every single other frog in game
>Can go special attack and vaccum wave
How do you even compete?
Mewtwo
It's stats give me a gigantic boner and I love him as a character in the anime and movies.
HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME
EVOLVIN INTO PARASECT EVERYTIME
DIG A HOLE, EAT SOME ROOTS
YOU CAN'T BEAT MY SPORE ABUSE
>>670892617
>>670876050
You're in the wrong board m8
>>670892768
mewtwo is like shadow of digimon
>>670892765
Psychic types
>>670883728
Yeah man beat the whole final 5 or whatever with just gengar
>>670883728
Totes gotta be mudkipz
>>670892891
>Implying that ninetales is porn tier
Go
Fuck
Your
Self
Scum
!!!
>>670892899
But better
>>670883728
>>670885174
>>670886639
Then here is a cool smartphone wallpaper for my bros.
>>670890320
Entei vs. Thundurus who would win?theyre both lvl 50 and cant use items
Scolipede. Scolipede is a fucking badass 9-foot tall bug that is so goddamn fat that the move sky drop can't even pick him up.
The highest stats in the whole game and has not been mentioned.
Mewtwo aint got shit on this fucker.
>>670891893
>implying you're allowed to pick mew as your favorite
That's like picking a titan as your favorite Greek god
>>670887825
This is what I catch to send to people in wonder trade.
>Yeah, I'm that guy.
>>670892719
Arceus is officially the most op pokemon in the game.acccording to serebii
>>670892689
Ooh, after Azumarill, Ampharos would have to be my second favorite. Such a good mix of offense and defense, and lots of types available for its moveset.
>>670892491
dittos the shit
>>670890737
what the fucking cringe am I looking at
>>670891599
This nigga was a staple in the original pokemon stadium. Was top tier behind Mewtwo.
>>670892891
Kek. Looks like you're the one that has a little crush on ninetails
>>670893389
That's because Arceus is god. It's not really even fair to compare him to others, even legendaries
![11614886993_a8aa311ce6_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8vNxKLQ.jpg "11614886993_a8aa311ce6_b[1].jpg")
>>670883728
fuck yeah tomy
>>670893389
Maybe lore-wise, but who gives a shit about pokemon lore? Mega Rayquaza is blatantly the strongest for matches. He's banned from Ubers.
>>670893389
according to serebii that is
when mega ray quay quay was introduced smogon had the need to make a new tier for it
>>670893603
Arceus still cant scratch mega rayquaza
>>670893955
we ain't talkin about mega-autism shit. Just their normal evolutions.
>>670893738
Honestly hated him in the original. Had to trade to get him which was fucking impossible as a kid. Then he was still a shitty fucking poison type which completely ruined the only good part about being a ghost type. Psychic pokemon were god tier in the original so gengar was basically fucking useless.
>>670893389
Now imagine there's a global-scale weather shitstorm going on between Kyogre and Groudon.
Then this motherfucker steps in as says "stop your fcking bullshit"
And they both go to sleep for a thousand years or so, until a dumb faggot awakens them again.
>>670893955
Higher stat total in game, WITHOUT ANY ITEMS.
PLUS HE CAN FUCKING DRAGON DANCE AND HAS HIS OWN OP AS FUCK VERSION OF CLOSE COMBAT
HE EVEN TAKES HALF DAMAGE FROM SUPER EFFECTIVE MOVES FFS
Really? No one said Alakazam?
>>670883728
Gengar is my favourite too, anon! I have this same backpack (it glows in the dark!)
>>670893500
This was my 6 picks for the original 150
Starmie
Gengar
Rydon
Pidgiot
Primape
>>670894656
>Primeape
Nice choice. It was a fucking pain in the ass to get a machamp back in the day and I was never a fan of hitmolee/chan
>>670893469
It's EMOSHINAL OK guy???
>>670894656
Oops and clefable
Sing
Dreameater
Softboil
Strenth
>Looks cool af
>Evolves into a beast
>It has fucking scythes as hands
>>670894308
Except that normal moves can't touch him, he evades special moves with his speed and shadow ball absolutely wrecks. Sure, up against alakazam he isn't shit.
>>670888219
>fucking badass
>better color palette
>that expression
>total alpha
>pikachu get fucked
good reasons
>>670891104
Genwunner fag
>>670894885
Primavera has the highest attack of all the original fighting types plus he is fast so he usually hits first.
>>670894363
But the design, though
>>670894596
OP here. Mah nigga. Alakazam is definitely my second favorite. Gengar and alakazam in the same lineup is perfect
>>670895198
Plus you can get Mankey super early on fr/lg
>>670889102
>>670894656
>pidgiot
>primape
Shit tier pokemon. No electric type. No Alakazam. The fuck you think this is a goddamn game?
>Ctrl-f
>No Squirtle
Ya'll motherfuckers need withdraw
>>670895392
Yeah always caught a pidgey and a mankey at the beginning and always kept them.
>>670885174
Yes
>>670895038
Evasion is not attributed to speed at all. Speed only effects turn order. Maybe the new generations changed that I dunno.
>>670893152
Fuckin saved
Thanks m8ty
>>670895018
Trying to find one and successfully catch it in the safari zone though......
>mfw
Master race reporting in
>adorable as fuck
>was a fucking bro in the anime
>cute as fuck voice
>>670895877
They did not. Also, evasion and minimize are banned by smogon rules.
>>670893152
Ayy if we're giving out wallpapers here's one for the guys on a PC
>>670895608
Starmie can learn thunderbolt and psychic oh and icebeam. Fighting type has the most strengths against all other types plus a level 50 primeape with double team and crosschop can fuck your shit up. Pidgeot I would usually keep until zapados for lightning.
>>670895877
Might not be his speed necessarily but he certainly evades well.
>>670895833
Nidoking master race
>>670895998
I'd catch and trade away a hundred fucking scythers for this bitch.
>>670896391
Nidoking is good and all but rhydon is the better ground type. Plus nidoqueen can learn surf.
You think this is a dumb choice?
In the games, he's pretty much god, he carries all your HMs and avoids wasting other pokemon moveslots
And you think he's shit? His ability is moody. You just wait a couple of turns, and this thhing becomes a killing machine
And they said it was dumb
>>670896640
I have caught two in my whole time of my gameplay.
>>670896722
nah man, just use a pair of mews as the perfect hm slaves.
yall don't even know
>>670895998
I always used to imagine he was like cutting through the safari ball with his sythes.
>>670887824
cant hear you over the 2x spd and def i baton passed into
>>670887410
Monica
...
You bitches don't even know. I was the goddamn pokemon MASTER back on the originals. I had ~30 mewtwos so I could use the best one, the stats on my best one was just under the stats of the night version of mewtwo in pokemon stadium. I used to fucking CHARGE NIGGAS to get thier pikachu to learn surf by completing night version master ball prime cup and use a fucking USELESS pikachu as one of my 3 pokemon when I fight.
You faggots don't know what it is to be a true pokemon master. MewTwo was my fucking BRO, he was my gooddamn NIGGA. I'd DIE for that motherfucker. I made like 20 fucking dollars doing that shit I was a fucking pimp. All the other little pokemon bitches wanted my dick.
If only I had my original file to show you pathetic losers. Your jaws would drop. You'd ask to suck my dick personally. Sadly its gone, there is no reason to live. FeelsBadMan
>>670896896
ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT!
Nobody posted this god tier champ yet? Wtf /b/?
>pic very fucking related
>>670893283
Mew is real. I had him on my old school blue gameboy as my main.
He wrecked everyone and no one came close.
>>670897348
rude
Togepi
>>670897210
>UU
you clearly have patrician taste
ima go with shedinja for its fucky hijinks
VICTREEBELL
>>670897517
Nah nigga like
>rollout
Charizard, fucking love this beast
>>670894928
Hey Warlord came out today for all the emotional sadboys up in here
>>670892878
10/10
>>670896896
>>670883728
Always thought this faggot was kind of cool
>>670897578
Ty manigga
Shedinja is also a good choice.
Here's a great second.
>>670894928
Hey Warlord dropped today for all the emotional sadboys up in here
>>670895018
That one scene when he's going ham, I had to mut it
my favorite pokemon from all generstions
>>670895018
That one scene in orange islands when he's going ham, I had to mute it
>>670885980
>ghost ball
>>670897578
>UU
Yeah, so are Snorlax, Blissey and Crobat, but they end up in my OU teams when there's a niche they fill well.
>But then again Golduck is actually shit and without niche use.
Fucking Mewtwo.
He was a fucking beast, incredibly bold, and groundbreaking in every possible way in Pokemon. Not another Pokemon before or after him comes close to the intensity and multiple dimensions of his character. He was astronomically ambitious, and sought his achieve his ends by his own hands (whereas every other villain has their henchman do all their work). He was sinister and ruthless, but also straightforward and honest, polite, and well mannered. Etc. No other Pokemon broke ground like he did, or even came close, and at this point in what the Pokemon franchise is, it is beyond safe to say that there will not be a Pokemon to do in the future either. I don't like him because he was a villain, but I like his character, and his being a villain was a major and awesome part of his awesome character. It added a great unconventional aspect to an awesome character.
I'm taking about the real Mewtwo. Pokemon the First Movie Mewtwo. Not that catastrophe wtf-that's-NOT-Mewtwo Mewtwo in the 9th Pokemon movie or whatever movie that was. That movie ruined Mewtwo, as Pokemon turned to shit after the 2nd (3rd, to be giving) generation. It really WASN'T Mewtwo, either. At least, not the same Mewtwo as the one in the 1st movie, which is a big wtf since there is only supposed to be one Mewtwo, canonically. Creators just said "fuck all."
Meta gross is good
If people don't like Mew as an answer, then Snorlax.
Zapdos is also up in the top 3.
Best shouldermon coming through
>>670898876
Yeah Mewtwo is def one of the greatest. The wisdom and power installed to that one... Amazing in movie 1. Ima check the new one sec.
>>670898876
>as Pokemon turned to shit after the 2nd (3rd, to be giving)
Pokemon story-wise was only interesting at all for the first season. After that, it was very much the same shit over and over.
As for the games, fuck, I'll probably buy the next one and play it for a week or so, and the one after that, and so on. Additional games just kind of flesh out more options.
shuckle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xyHZLmyQ2c
>>670899288
Definitely one of the most intense scenes in the series. Shit was scary
>>670898876
>Pokemon the First Movie Mewtwo.
fucking loved this movie when i was a cheeky lad
>>670898876
Even in the games he's a badass
I mean, he just chills on a cave on the middle of fucking nowhere, and when he sees the player he fucking wrecks him unless he is prepared.
And you weaken him to catch him, and he goes fuck it, and fucking recovers
>>670899313
Fuck yeah.
>>670893201
look at this
>>670899597
>>670890375
Basically all pokemon have a total base stats, adding all base stats together:Attack, Defense, Secial attack, SpecialDefense and speed, and (almost) all legendaries have over 600bst, and some non-legendary pokemon, usually 1 per region, have 600 bst
Cutest Pokemon tbh, would make a cool pet, fuck flying version tho
>>670890087
Someone FINALLY gets it
>>670895246
my nigga
Not even a competition
>>670898876
He is in my top ten villain list. The Japanese certainly know how to make the audience love the villian.
>>670897419
>encountering shiny gyarados
>not even rare
>>670897996
oh shit i forgot
>>670899354
I used to collect magnamite cards as a kid. Had like 50 of them. If pokemon were real, I would definitely have one.
>>670886353
theres a reason hes banned from LC
lemonite and lemonaide best pokemen
>>670900590
I wish red gyarados would've been its own thing, and shiny gyarados would've been gold. The fact that gen 2 and its remakes guarantee a shiny gyarados really cheapens it if you actually come across one.
Dusknoir for me
>badass design
>physical/wall ghost type
>cool cry (pre gen 6)
>>670895246
Fuck yeah my nigga
ever since first appearance in johto heracross has and always will be my favorite
>>670900863
Shit
Dragonite, just because Dratini was so hard to catch.
Steelix was ok too
>>670899637
Still one of my favorite mons today he also gets crunch in ORAS so that stab waterfall and crunch in mega form is god tier.
An electric tarantula. What more is there to say?
this dud
>>670892689
My nigga
Anything past 3rd generation isn't a valid opinion
>>670883728
This was a little nigga.
>>670891104
>>670895246
This. I can't believe no one here goes for the original dex' best pokemon. No one for the fucking charizard line?
Beta faggots
>>670883728
>Alakazam/10
>>670901271
>I take muh pokeman opinions very seriously. Clearly, if you anything that was created past my nostalgia zone, you have shit taste. srs bsns
Fucking kek.
>>670901271
Anything beyond the original 150 you mean...
>>670887862
This, my nigga.
>>670901404
CHARIDARD FOR LIFE!!!!!!1!!!!!!
>the great white fluff
>dragons are dope too
>>670901592
The new gen litterally had a trash bag pokemon, git cuck
>>670898876
yeah man Mewtwo has always been my fave pokemon
outside of elites i like sceptile
>>670900803
Lol is this real?
With all the shite new ones I'd totally believe it. But at the same time it could be a joke
>>670901805
Charidard OP
>current year
>pokemon
>>670901842
>>670901842
And original 151 had a pokeball that turned into an upside down pokeball when it evolved, 3 formless blobs of goo, and a seal called Seel.
>>670902115
At least they had a soul and personality
>>670902115
Seems more plausable than a flying trash bag. Also muk or cum or whatever is badass
>>670901940
Its legitely real, not like I invented the names or shit like that, no way sir... even though yeah, is a joke, a really bad one, thanks for comming by.
>>670901805
>>670902050
Anyone saying else is literally the emo / goth of pokemon.
You know charizard is the best, the most awesome. Everyone knows. They just want to be that 'special'. Faggots.
>>670901592
Refer to
>>670900803
For fucking real.
A lemon pokemon.
A FUCKING LEMON!
What t he fuck does it do? Shoot lemon juice and blind pokemon?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
What's next?
An orange?
A Cucumber?
A FUCKING CUMQUAT?
GAAAAAAAAH!
>>670901236
I love clitoyster
>>670902440
>Lemonaide
Jesus..
>>670902520
Charidard > Charizard
get good, scrub
Absol, aka the baddest motherfucker in the Hoen.
>pic very related
>Motherfucker is fast as fuck
>Delivers messages and shit
>Original pseudo legendary
>Used to rape face but not fairy type is a thing
>So fucking cool
I spent hours. Fucking. Hours. In the safari zone fishing for a dratini to get this mother fucker. I still have my original dragonite on my ORAS games. We did everything together, went through the battle frontier, countless games and battles together. Mah nigga
>>670898876
You need to watch Pokemon Origins, you'd nostalgia hard guaranteed. It isn't the Mewtwo you like but I find it translates the emotion from the game really well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8J-k2lkKQ4
>>670902115
Nigga, there's a fucking ice cream pokemon, explain that
>>670902527
Lets please not forget Ditto who is a piece of biitten gum, chandelure, the rubbish pokemon from fifth gen, diglett a sausage head, voltorb a pokeball with eyes, mantine literally just a stingray, and the list goes on and on, also, lemonmons is a joke.
>>670902527
That's fake.
Also, Exeggcute
An egg pokemon.
A FUCKING PILE OF EGGS
What t he fuck does it do? spill yolks and blind pokemon?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
What's next?
A magnet? (magnemite)
A radish? (oddish, just as dumb as a fruit; it's a veggie)
A FUCKING ROCK? (geodude)
GAAAAAAAAH!
>>670887533
I agree.
>>670902605
clever aint it? Game Freak should hire me, so I can ruin the franchise once for all...
This badboy
A squirrel
>>670903322
ikr
This little shit
>>670903322
You wouldn't really need to do much. Also checked
>>670885679
Aw yes dat 3-0 against seadra exeggutor and golbat made me love him
This scyther in specific.
>>670903126
Also this hideos.. thing
good thing it was remade
>>670903090
Yeah but ditto can be any Pokemon he wants.
>first gen: flawless
>second gen: still pretty good
>third gen: started getting a little gay but overall good
Didn't really play after third gen but I've seen some gay ass Pokemon
>>670902729
feels
>spent forever in Leafgreen getting dratini
>spent another ten years grinding exp
>brought him over to soul silver
>Don't want to play 5th gen to transfer over pokemon from 4th gen
>Rest In Peace
>>670903582
I'm still pissed scyther can't fly.
God tier:
Arcanine
Raichu
Espeon
Ok tier:
Suicune
Gliscor
Cancer tier:
Electrike/Manectric
Mawile
Weavile (Sneasel is cool but Weavile isn't)
Altaria
Litleo (looks fucking retarded and drawn by a 8 year old)
Umbreon & Flareon
Also legendaries are only ok for collection purposes, k? k.
>>670903563
they dont need me really, they are fucking up by their own, crativity is just left for the legendaries, I dont wanna look at Volcanion though, or the new "supposedly" artificial pokemon, that doesnt surprise anyone that doesnt have pokefilia.
>>670890737
I was very patient with training my zubat. The end result is worth it imo.
