Tell me your darkest secret /b/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tell me your darkest secret /b/
I fucked your bitch
I am a Super Saiyan.
I'm HIV+ and go to bars in towns far away, fuck random bitches without protection, and then move on to other towns. Hoping to infect as many people as possible before I die.
>>695714765
I plan to kill myself within the next month.
I have tried more than 10 meds and many therapist s and nothing works against my severe depression/anxiety.
Besides, my ex left me because of this and I'll do my best to let him know I died.
I'm kind of surprised how I managed to survive with the pain so far but I'm kind of happy I'll be gone.I can't wait to see what's after life.
I don't care about the pain I'll bring to my family because they abused me the whole childhood.
>>695715641
That's too bad. Well, if heaven is real and you end up there, punch God in the face for me, OK?
>>695715552
You're a fucking disgusting individual
I don't know who is 4chan...
I can't stop posting my ex gf ...it's the only thing that gets me hard
>>695715769
I'll most likely end up there since I believe in God and religion made up hell.
Yes, I'll shout at him and tell him to stop all the pain and suffering.
i watch reaction videos on youtube every day
>>695715641
Yeah, My parents abused me too....
Fucking sadists made me eat veggies and do house chores......Life is cruel....
>>695715814
Its bait
>>695715335
I got no bitch
Long time ago my girl cousin and I used to mess around each other every night we both had a crush on each other so we really like that she used to roll me I was her boy toy..Damn I really miss those days and her too and im sure she miss that too
>>695715552
I hope you live for as long as possible while in the most pain as possible. Fuck off
>>695715641
>Besides, my ex left me because of this and I'll do my best to let him know I died.
So your ex supported your fucking depressive state, up to a limit. And now you want a revenge against him because you are weak? You are disgusting, your shouln'd had to be a victime of your mood.
If you see god, you will see his foot first, because he will kick your weak ass.
>>695714765
I saw my girlfriend's niece (13-years-old) in just her underwear for a few seconds while she was getting dressed. I then saw the same underwear in the clothes basket thing. I now have them in my possession and masturbate with them. I'm 29-years-old. I'm technically not a pedo.
>>695716808
Why do you talk shit ?
He used to hit me, swear me , punch me and beat me up for no reason at all and because he thought I messed up in college.
This brought me into depression.
>>695716932
>I'm technically not a pedo
Oh yes you are! But you don't want to admit it.
>>695715641
There is no afterlife. Only the resurrection hope. Hail jesus christ our king and draw close to our sovereign ruler Jehovah
>>695717051
I haven't molested a minor, so no, I'm not. I haven't ever had any cheese pizza either, so again, wrong.
>>695714765
fbi
>>695716932
But you are very fucking weird, please don't go any further
>>695715641
Why dont you donate you're organs?
>>695717070
>There is no afterlife.
I need arguments.
When I was 8, I got molested by my bestfriend's sister.
When I was 10, I got molested by another friend's brother.
I have had sex with 13 females.
I have had sex with 3 guys.
I have sucked 8 cocks.
My wife doesn't know that I'm bisexual.
I also had sex with my cousin when she was 19 and I was 26.
>>695717252
I am organs?
Wut.
>>695717252
*your
>>695716990
>He used to hit me, swear me , punch me and beat me up for no reason.
So explain it to people, because you appeared to be a fucking jerk.
Why did you stay with him? I don't understand that, if someone hit you, fucking fight back/call the police/leave.
I want to fuck a 13 year old girl ... I have huge cash of CP and I just don't know how to find a 13 year old girl ... The only thing stopping Me
>>695714765
I'm not actually racist or antisemitic
>>695717136
Technically, if you rape kids but are never caught. you're not a pedo. If no one knows about it, it didn't happen.
>>695717311
i meant to say * your * , im a fucking idiot, sorry
>>695717377
Fagit
>>695717404
Your post is missing
>>695714765
When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay.
Raped two girls and get away with it.
>>695715552
Someone report this to the fbi or something. This is murder. He needs investigating
>>695717366
>dubs
Because I loved him, because I fell in love with the image that I created of him, because he was the only thing in my life, because he used to be so kind and lovely, because he was my everything, because I wanted a relationship with him, because I didn't wanna lose him, because it's hard to find somebody loyal and loving these days....
>>695717252
Will do
>>695717136
You can be a pedo even if you have not molested a minor yet. That's just that you have some sexual view on minors.
Being pedo is somethind that's not wrong if you never touch anyone.
So, you are a pedo.
>>695717596
Voluntary sex is not murder.
>>695714765
i'm a guy and i love wearing panties under my guy clothes
>>695717277
Do you cheat on your wife?
>>695717703
But not telling them you are HIV+ and then having unprotected sex is bad, very bad
>>695714765
earlier today i had a wank while fingering my ass and then licking the shit off it. then i came on my hand and licked the cum off it.
I have a female cousin that I absolutely despise but i let her visit twice a year for 4 days each time ..
She loves getting drunk, high and then takes ambien to sleep
I've left countless amounts of cum inside her
>>695717724
>implying there are girl clothes and guy clothes
>implying some fiber can only be worn by a certain sex
I started messing around with my half sister, we started fucking all the time everywhere. Doing things and experimenting stuff that our significant others would not do. My favorite was anal with her, then she got married, still sends nudes.
>>695717923
shaddup, you fag
I play pokemon go
i can't tell anyone since I need to keep up my reputation as a hipster
>>695716932
I support it not pedo yet
>>695714765
I let my nieces and nephews streak around when I babysit, even though their parents are trying to wean them off it. Saves me the trouble of dressing them and they like me for it.
>>695718046
fuck of you tard
>>695717703
>>695717703
Knowingly having unprotected sex with someone when you are HIV is ILLEGAL and consitiutes murder. Look it up asshole. This is shocking. Im not even from the USA but i assume this guy is. His behaviour is shocking and weather hes trolling or not he needs investigating
>>695718095
Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future,
Gavin
I was recently diagnosed with Congestive Heart Failure (3rd stage)
>>695717645
Yes, but being in love and being destroyed it like an autodestructive state. But I have never lived that situation.
Killing yourself with this kind of guy probably won't make him sad. There is other people on earth, you can get someone else. Even if you probably don't want it now.
Also, I am not against suicide, but you can't feel anything after that. So you can't profit. Being alive, and show to you ex that you can love others and/fuck other guys will be more destructive for him.
Try it!
>>695718179
no. you fuck off
>>695718271
I dislike this copy pasta
i don't understand what "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" means.
what is this a reference to?
My darkest secret, wich is not really a secret is. I get interested by chemistry will making powders and explosives. It was fun, now I am a chemist.
>inb4 alah akbar etc, I'am apatheist, I don't give a shit about god/no gob and I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>695714765
I tought my 9yo niece everything about sex until she was 15yo and got a BF.
>>695718435
i'm sorry i upset you. show me how hurt you are by replying to me. :)
>>695718324
>Being alive, and show to you ex that you can love others and/fuck other guys will be more destructive for him.
It won't because he blocked me on every social media out of the blue.
I hate myself for living with this kind of emotional pain, I have lived with severe depression for over 5 years and the anxiety made me unable to leave my house.
I cannot describe in words the emotional pain I'm feeling.I hate myself for living this far, I hate myself for not killing myself already, I hate this world and I probably deserve pain.
How many meds do I have to take until I feel like a normal being...I can't even go out and do groceries.I am shouting from the top of my lungs out of pain
>>695718598
if not troll: 9/11 conspifag
I'm James bond
>>695717802
I have three times before we got married. However, she cheated on me twice so it's pretty much a forgive and forget situation.
I was a rather perverse loner throughout most of high school. Just sat under the stairs by myself pining over girls, self-loathing, writing poetry, and occasionally cutting. Tried to overcompensate after coming out of a 9-year relationship by being a social butterfly and sleeping around, but I'll never get back the years I wasted in isolation. Still dwell on it from time to time
>>695718827
You make a flase account, dood, that's so easy.
If you have his adress, his phone number, his FB or mail or anything else. You act like another guy and at the last minute you destroy him.
But one thing is that feelings change with the time. Another good thing is to travel, it help a lot.
I look at naked women and play with my penis.
>>695715641
By the chance god exists, let yourself be killed. Shall I kill you?
>>695718827
Besides that, can you show your face when you genuinely want to kill yourself
>>695719150
Technically she wasn't your wife at the time of cheating
I can't speak english.
>>695719150
What's the matter with people? Why you need to cheat? A puss is a puss. I can't get that.
>>695718827
Damn, I feel bad for you. Hope things improve
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>>695719412
Are you fucking retarded?
>>695719160
I'll just post something like "I can't take it anymore, I'll always love you X" and let him unblock me over years and he'll know.
I don't want to ruin his life...the thought of him being out there dating others kills me.
>>695719230
> Shall I kill you?
I can do it myself, thanks and no,I don't do live-streaming suicide.
I'm dark haired-blue eyed twink fag.
>>695719358
Thank you, anon, I appreciate that.
>>695715641
>>695714765
I like hearing people poop in the restroom.
>>695718827
Just listen to icon for hire's scripted
It help me when I am depressed.
I saved every photo ever posted of a girl that I don't even know for the last 10 years. I have this perpetual delusion that she's the love of my life yet we never speak and don't run in the same circles. I dont want to be a crazy cyberstalker but i know all of her information now and i cant let go for some reason.
also raped wen i was 9 by the kid across the street
>>695719737
Post your face, fag.
>>695719683
That's what people told Einstein in his time.
>>695718827
I can't really type anything to help you, I know the pain too well..
almost 10 years of torment for me, just know you are not alone I really do hope something comes through for you though.
I was a drug addict for three years and no one found out or caught me.
I have a massive hard on for small girls but I never act on my impulses, I am.afraid I will one day.
I once made a dog luck my dick, was the only experience I have had with regards to oral.
I get extremely emotional and depressed when someone is mean to me but I can hide it very well, However when I am alone the tears come and I hate myself for not having a spine.
>>695719971
Story about you getting dicked down when you were 9?
>>695715927
Post her so we can get hard too.
>>695720059
what anime is this
>>695719737
can we kill ourselves together, please
i do not want to be alone when i try... or fail
I don't mind Limp Bizkit or Nickelback
>>695720202
he was a friend of mine and one day he slept over at my house and kept trying to take my pants off. he threatened me and all of my precious lego creations destruction if i refused. I didnt want to lose my friend or my stuff so i conceded.
>>695719307
Well, one was a guy. The other two were females. The two girls were both pretty hot.
Sometimes i stick a dildo up my ass and pretend im a woman
>>695717918
>tfw she overdoses on your couch
>tfw you rape a dead body and end up getting cornbread shoved into your hairless butthole in prison
>>695715552
today on shit that never happened
>>695715552
kill yourself, you absolute cunt
>>695718289
Age?
>>695714765
I'm underage
>>695718289
<3 stay strong, /b/rother
>>695720873
Hi underage! I'm dad!
>>695714765
Where's the camwhore from the other day?
>>695719207
Pervert
>>695720779
>elf, you abs
what? what does this mean?
>>695714765
Fucking op's mum.
>>695720311
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
Me and my family went to Japan a few months ago to visit my sister. She took me to a public bath house for fun. When we got there we both stripped down naked together and went into the hot bath. Maybe it's because I haven't seen her in so long but staring at her gave me an erection. Before I knew it, I was forcing her hand to stroke my dick. Within minutes I couldn't help it anymore and I started to forcefully fuck her in public at the bath house in front of three other people.
>>695720970
Hi dad check my dubs
>>695720500
>take dick in ass
>legos get destroyed
>chooses dick in ass
I piss in shampoo bottles when I visit peoples homes.
>>695720720
>ole in prison
a bullfight?
>>695721269
But why, What do you get out of this?
>>695721233
I would rather take ten black dicks up my ass than have all my hard work and dedication destroyed.
Used to wish someone would cuck me so I'd have an excuse to get out of a bad relationship. Didn't have the balls to just leave
>>695721179
Read that doujin couple weeks ago too
>>695721475
Fake your own death. Works every time.
>>695721387
You can put legos back together. You cant unrape your asshole
>>695717513
Why?
i pissed down my mates leg at a concert and pretended it wasnt me. heading out later to hang out
>>695721572
AHA, or join Isis lol
>>695721383
The satisfaction of knowing people are rubbing my piss in their hair. Why would you even ask me this fucking question. Ah, yes. Summer is here.
when I was, lets say, 6-8, I used to have to sleep in my parents room, on the floor with a couple of sheets and a pillow. I used to wake up to them fucking every once in a while, and I would always masturbate to them doing it. I've been masturbating since I so young that I no longer feel much pleasure when doing it.
I met Justin Bieber. Tried sucking up to him. Didn't get me anywhere.
>>695714765
I have very strong suicidal urges sometimes from my depression caused by my dull outlook on life, I am very against suicide and would never want to put the people I know about through that kind of emotional train wreck but the urges are becoming stronger, I tell no one and everyone knows me as the bright young man who would take the shirt off his back for you but the only reason I am kind and happy is because I would never wish for anyone to be as depressed as I am every day and I hate myself for feeling this way, I even work at my dream job and watch motivational videos and go hiking, Stuff that I enjoy but still the urges come back and they get stronger each passing month.
Help me.
>>695715641
Why wait? Don't be a puss about it. Give me your best reason to live....and I will turn it into a reason to die.
I was fucking my sisters best friend for awhile. I was 21 and she was 15 I believe.
>>695721820
You filthy degenerate.
>>695721874
Were you watchin them go at it?
>>695717513
Go fuck you mackelmore
>>695714765
I let my managers sleep with my wife for a promotion once.
>>695722385
CUCK
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C
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>>695714765
I secretly want to become a trap. I have a feminine face, hair and body, just need tits.
I cut myself
>>695717513
me too, cause I could paint, and I kept my bathroom clean
>>695714765
Jacked it into coworker's lotion for months. Wondered why that tiny bottle never ran out... Came buckets when i'd see her rub it all over her arms and hands
I cheat on my GF constantly because I have a sex problem.
>>695722293
No, I was in the floor between the bed and the wall on my dads side of the bed one time. the other were on my mothers side of the bed. my mom would always shove her lighter in my face to see if I was awake, then they'd just go at it. She always said "i love you" when they were done, and I couldn't sleep afterwards
I jerk off often to thoughts of my gf getting fucked by her ex
I torture cats. I tie them up, beat them, cut them, set them on fire. Have done some experiments with acids and chemicals.
>>695717576
How'd you do it?
>>695722673
Thats hot....im trying to convince her to hook up with her ex.
>>695722630
this
I cut myself alot
>>695714765
Ive ducked my half brother multiple times. He's got a nice tight little ass. I wanna turn him into a trap
>>695714765
I am attracted to women, but love to get fucked in the ass
I can't attach a photo for shit
>>695722748
>>695715552
> fucks random bitches
> browses /b/
Pick one you fat neck beard autist
im gay but im only sexually attracted to women
Im a clinically depressed alcoholic. Dont want meds cause i cant stop drinking.
>NB4 this guy in every thread.
I didn't used to hate myself and pray i go to bed without waking up.
I used to be happy.
Now I'm stuck in a useless marrige with a job I hate and hardly enough willpower to roll out of bed and go to work while i wait 10 hours to drink.. fml. Pic related. Feels Batman...
>>695721982
i pretend to be an atheist so I can fit in with my friends, but I'm smart enough to believe in God
Few years ago I was in a city about 13 miles from where I was. I was 17 and was pushing drugs in the are (Weed Pills coke here and there) I was always packing this small little 9mm I got from a buddy. Never shot it...flashed it once...well one night walking my runs some guy comes out of nowhere sucker punches me . Im on the ground...I remember the gun. I pull it out just to flash it... accidentally pulled the trigger....right in the chest. Instantly book it the fuck out of there next day move to the city I'm in now...Saw on the news that the guy died....so...7 years later I'm still free...no investigation...no anything
>>695722664
Eh my parents didnt even care, most girls in the house. I was the second oldest but I am a guy. They would have door open when they went at it. Moaning and grunting
I hide my phone in the bathroom so I can record women house guests pissing.
>>695721475
stop showering
My boss sexually harasses me and makes me do things I don't want to do.
I secretly support ISIS.
>>695723371
like working ?
>12yo me
>13 yo cousin visiting my apt
>Gee I sure wish I could come out of my shell and be popular and outgoing like my kool kuz
>What is it that kool kids are into?
>That's it
>Point downward and tell my cousin to look under the water
>Both hold our breathe and submerge
>Pull out my penis from my shorts and shake it around
that's it
I can't explain my reasoning at that time in any comprehensible way
>
I get hard on this.
>>695715938
Please do. I have tried so hard to win at life and im so fucking exhausted from getting punched in the dick the second i try and find happiness. Would it really be that hard to let me walk like normal people? Or let me find a $20 on the sidewalk and buy a stranger a beer? Would it be so much to ask that u dont just plant the seed and turn your back when all of your plants grow up to pray for a drought? Would it be too much to let my wife not have a miscarrige?
Honestly could i just get 1 fucking break without someone stepping on my fucking throat for it? Fuck i hate my life and everything in it...
>Been sleeping with friend's girlfriend
>For the past year
>He goes away for work a lot
>Sometimes for over a week
>I sleep at their place after fucking her
>Sleep in their bed with her
>Eat their food and just live there while he's gone
>He has no idea
>Goes on for months
>Fuck her last week like normal
>Walking back to my car
>Neighbor is staring at me on their porch
>Suddenly feel like a total asshole
>But don't want to stop because the sex is so good
So I admit that I'm pretty addicted to fucking my friend's girlfriend without him knowing, but every single time I do it I feel worse and worse, I ended up nearly bawling my eyes out in my car one day after meeting with her, I've known this guy for nearly 8 years now, and he told me that he plans on asking her hand in marriage soon.
>>695722748
Fag....loser. Do it too deep next time. Do you just do it for attention?
>>695723456
No. He makes me pick up his kids, clothing, grocery, mail, etc...
At one point he flat out slapped me and told me to go out and eat dinner with him or I would get fired.
>>695714765
I've spent the last few nights distracting myself with the suicide hotline.
>I was abducted by aliens when I was 10
>have been abducted 5 times after that
>the government of India, China, Russia and US know whats up
>the Russians had extensive hybrid programs with aliens in the 60s and 70s
>the US govt. kidnaps little kids so they can be experimented on
>the aliens are scared as hell of nuclear weapons, they never expected that a species would be able of producing a weapon so soon
>conspiritards are entirely wrong but they are still way off the mark
>>695723248
christfag fuck off
>>695722979
You realize you can change all of that, right? At least be proud you are giving up.
>>695723544
can't blame you completely
just depressing considering that it could be me doing that to a bro
>>695722710
I once knew a man who did this, He used to love raising a cat lovingly from when it was a kitten to a young adult only to torture it and then kill the poor creatures, He even showed me a few videos.
Only reason he told me was because I had know him for about 7 years and we had a very good relationship since I was the poor mans only friend, He was always a bit strange. I didn't react negatively but instantly knew what I had to do.
So one day afyer months of planning and research we went for a little hiking trip,
To make a long story short loooong into the hike, about two days in, I pushed him off a cliff and I watched him scream before he hit the bottom, Didn't kill him though, Hiked down to where he was, He was fucked up, Both of his legs were visibly broken and he was bleeding badly yet somehow he was still alive, I watched him wheeze away for a few minutes before I plucked up the courage to take out my pocket knife and gouge out his eyes since I thought at the time it was the most painful thing I could inflict on his senses.
Was surprised since he almost threw me off after I took his first eye, He was strong even in his broken state, His screams made me shiver but The fucker deserved it. eventually he bled out and I dug a deeeeeep mothafucking hole and buried him.
No one found out.
>>695723248
this
On Tuesday while parked in a layby an old man approached me and started talking to me. He asked if I would like to suck his cock. He came in my mouth and we then snogged each other for about 15 minutes. He gave me his number. I phoned him Wednesday and I visited his home today. He fucked me 3 times. I have arranged to visit at least once a week. I really enjoyed being an old mans slut.
>>695723271
My house has mostly girls as well, also second oldest, I'm female though. I dont remember but I think the first time I ever caught them doing shit like this was when I was even younger than 8, when I slept in the same bed as my sister in their room. They'd stay up on their computer with the lamp on. I don't remember what exactly woke me up but I remember at some point my mom pulls out a vibrator, my dad asks her "you're doing that already?" I jut wanted to go back to sleep and I couldn't with the light on, So I sat up, slammed my head into my pillow, and that spooked them into going to lay down. I heard my mom whisper "fuck" and then I went to bed.
>>695722979
why dont faggots like you just stop drinking?
fucking retarded
>>695723885
I mean here's the thing, I talk with her A LOT and she's unhappy with him when it comes to sex, he works a lot and travels a lot, she said when he IS home, he's never in the mood, he's so focused on his job that sex doesn't ever cross his mind, she told me that she was planning on cheating on him anyways just to get laid more often, but instead of telling my friend that she's going to cheat, what do I do? I end up fucking her
At least she's not sleeping with a total stranger, right...?
i have nudes of my ex's younger sister
When I get really depress, to make my self feel better I go out to have gay fun.
>then come home to wife and family
Was forced to suck the dicks of a bunch of teenage thugs when I was 23 y/o
>>695724090
false
>>695715641
Mia?
>>695723544
>Friend
Still checked.
>>695724065
Was she masturbating?
>>695721475
There now. Any advise? I dont want to ruin my life but i hate my wife and i know she hates me. I make an excuse to sneak home during work sometimes just hoping to catch her so i can pack my shit and leave guilt free..
>>695723544
I dont blame you. Don't let it get to you. I cheat on my GF and I need it. If things explode and go south...then that is life. It's important to be happy in the moment too. If life was perfect you would not be in this situation.
>>695716698
Eww...wtf...
>>695722385
Managers as in more than one?
>>695714765
I viciously fuck myself with cucumbers I carve into dick shapes and watch pegging or bbcwife porn and I desperately want a cougar to coerce me into being her boypussy for rent
>>695724355
Yeah, back then I dont know how I knew exactly what she was doing. But I knew, and it makes me think about what happened to make me so sexually fucked up at such a young age. It definitely explains my pedophilia
>>695723989
Guy or girl?
i spy cam my mom. she's middle aged but good looking, imho.
i love to camwhore,
i love to put pics of myself on internet on various imagenboards, from this place to (infinite)chan to even spichan
i love to go to the unmoderate section of omegle and show people my gaping anus and my dick
i love how they tell me that they would fuck the shit out of me
and i what to get fucked in the ass so bad
but im heterosexual for my familly and friends
>>695724565
Yes it was three managers.
>>695724651
I am a guy in his 30s the old guy is nearly 80. He is a widowed farmer with a large stash of condoms lube and Viagra.
>>695724088
Checked again
1. She needs to dump him
2. You can't be friends with him anymore
3. Date and fuck her with no consequences
>>695724521
Guess you're right, there are a few bright sides to this
>She's happy
>She's not cheating on him with a stranger
>I'm happy because good sex
>I'm happy because free food
So that's that.
>>695717426
Degenerate
i air dry my nuts and asshole with a box fan when i get out of the shower
>>695724881
I recommended her that she leaves him, but he's such a nice guy, he's paying for everything, the bills, the rent, her school, everything which is why he works so much, he does it so he can support the both of them, plus like I said he's planning on asking her to marry him soon, so he's working to pay for the wedding too I bet
She won't leave him because of how nice she has it, I've tried convincing her like crazy.
>>695724835
I want some V....damn
>>695721982
Seeing as how you remind me of my best friend who just killed himself i will tell you that the pain you feel every second of every day isnt a FUCK compared to the pain those close to you will feel. I Was u. I Was the nice helpful dude. But, i was happy. Then he killed himself and now i pray every day i die.as i sit here trying not to cry, also working my dream job. I urge u anon. Just keep plugging along and hope that car fucking runs u over. But eaither see a therapist as i started doing or suck it up. I cannot begin to explain to you the pain i feel everyday because he did that.
So much pain that everyday sonce i have worked on a plan to kill myself and make it look like an accident...
Don't fucking do it. Just hope to fuck that one day life will stop shitting on u
Dont become a misserable drunk whos about to be single like me...
>>695724088
The worst thing in the world is to find out that the wonderful passionate love between you and another person is not mutual, that there is no warmth and there never was. This would destroy your friend's life and not telling him is a good thing. If you know him well enough, try to tell him that you're worried for him and his girlfriend, or get a woman of your own and set the example. If your friend is ambitious with his career, show him either by example or genuine concern that there are other important things in a complete life. Never say that something is MORE important than a man's ambitions. That's taboo. Just say that there other important things.
>>695724645
Do you like being watched now?
>>695724884
I think people get way bent out of shape about cheating....odds are you are not going to be on the same page as your partner about everything....sometimes you need more. In my opinion its better to get that lititle bit then to live in an unhappy and hopeless situation.
>>695725376
No. I like watching, and I never noticed it was because of that until now for some reason
>>695725221
Shit man, he's doing all of that and both of you still have the balls to go behind his back? I wish you luck in whatever choice you pick.
>>695714765
I was inappropriately touched/molested by a fag when I was 12.
>>695724753
post dick and feet NOW fucking slut
>>695725543
So you would rather watch adults or younger being nasty and say nothing?
I let my friends fuck my girlfriend with me because I lost a bet once.
>>695723782
can you tell us more?
>>695725723
I could watch both, but younger appeals to me more than adults do.
>>695718257
It's not murder, you idiot. I think they usually charge with aggravated assault.
>>695725695
lucky bastard
>>695725752
Do you like it? Does she like it?
>>695724753
please I can do that for you just show me that ass
>>695726105
Have you watched young?
>>695725695
When I was 12 I woke up to 2 15y/o girls at this camp I was attending playing with my dick. Never wanted to have a relationship as a result I feel you
>>695718827
Tumbler: the Post
>>695724355
You ever see dad madturbating?
>>695726303
>>695725695
I have heard of girls being all fucked up from being molested, but not boys.
>>695726292
I haven't watched younger people having sex or anything. Sounds really fucking creepy, but I like to go to parks and imagine the kids who are playing together experimenting with each other
I think my 18 year old cousin is really hot, and I found out she was self harming and that only made me even more turned on by her.
Usually fap to porn containing blood or cuts on girls.
Trying to get the girl Im fucking to cut me with a knife whilst we fuck, usually scratches to I bleed, but I love the feeling of blood streaming down my skin and draining from me.
>>695726224
Honestly I thought it was a little more fun having friends join you but my girlfriend didn't seem to like it to much. She seemed really out of it when they joined.
>>695726582
Pretty sure it was fun at the moment, but the word molested flips every fiber in your body that it was wrong.
>>695724920
Tumblr cuck
>>695721982
Just to show u what an emotional cripple and how much i fucking hate myself my friend killing himself caused. ...a truck driver just came from the warehouse hollering at me. Apparently i didnt see him come in to load him. All these fuckoffs joke about it. I pride muself on never missing a truck in 3 years at my job. This particular driver is a true bro and a carefree spirit. I envy him for that. He asked if i broke down when he found me.
>potatoelook.jpg
"Well what in the fuck anon...?"
I then proceeded to tell one of my favorite people in my life that if he though i gave 2 halves of a fuck he is sorly mistaken. Probably getti g fired from 8/10 job. ...i dont even really feel bad or give a fuck if i get fired.
>>695714765
i have a diaper fetish and I got to fetish parties
>>695725719
>feet
nah man thats one of the only ugly parts of my body cus im a closte faggot so i kep my legs hairy
>>695726279
oki
>>695726679
Sounds like my childhood with my sisters and cousins. We lived on a farm.. no computers or phones. Imagination ran wild with ideas
>>695716084
I feel ya, a mans gotta eat his chicken tendies in peace
>>695727097
are you amish?
>>695726279
hers more
>>695722885
Pussy
>>695714765
i dont eat the fat on my steak
I used to watch my neighbors house while they were out of town, and they had a large female husky that I would fuck every time I was there.
>>695727359
jesus crist anon kill yourself
>>695727192
No lol this was decades ago
I want to be a trap
>>695727097
I wish I had computers and phones when I was first realizing what I was doing. I might have been more adventurous and I might have turned out differently. I used to think I would be fine if I was raped, because I thought it would feel good. I used to fantasize about getting jumped in the bathroom by a random dude, and he'd rape me and I'd love it. This was back when I was maybe 6 or 7, possibly younger.
>>695727359
can you send it to me?
>>695726303
Yeah that would have been not so bad considering they were girls and older than me. I don't think the incident has fucked me, he touched me for a couple of seconds and then I kicked him out of the seat (I was sleeping in a train).
I'm 26 and furiously in love with my 16 y/o "cousin" ( she's not biological family, but our parents been friends forever ), i used to watch over her, play with her when she was younger.
Didn't see her from age 6 to 14, she suddenly became a insanly beautiful young girl and it makes me feel like a fucking pig.
Been sniffing her dirty underwear at a couple of recent situations.
Fucked up thing is, i think she might feel the same, but i really cant bring myself to break it to her
>>695726775
Her loss I guess. My GF wants to have a threesome....but is too chicken and keeps changing her mind.
I want to have sex with an underaged girl. Race doesn't matter, condoms all the way. Way too many times I've heard the "interested in older men" bullshit. I'm 29 and want to be that guy and not get caught like so many other guys out there. Just want the thrill of fucking a little whore.
>>695726938
A begger once came to my gate for food. I could see he was hungry and I had had a bad day at the time. I stood there staring at him as he begged me for some bread or anything, I didn't move or say anything I just stared back with zero emotion as he kept on pleading for anything to eat, Eventually he stopped and just looked back with a very sad look and then with his head down he walked away.
Don't know why I did that.
Feel bad about doing that. If you are out there you poor bastard I am sorry.
Still don't give shit to beggers but that one time still gets to me when I think about it.
>>695727628
Its to bad....it would be hot if she was you biological cousin
>>695727359
the best part is I eat medium rare
>>695727628
just wait till shes 18 or get over it
>>695726582
Yeah I don't think it really fucked me, it was for a brief few seconds. I am very prejudiced against fags for some reason, and I think this has been the only affect. Categorizing fags and pedos as the scourge of this society.
I am a pathological liar but no-one knows. I am very socially anxious and quiet and weird but have a good amount of close friends and appear quite normal. I have never had a girlfriend and am also a virgin at 20 (although I really don't care about that, I've messed around with people but just never sex through either my own choice or circumstance). No one knows both of these facts and I intend to keep it this way. My entire persona is a lie to the point now where when I meet new people I instantly lie at the smallest of things. I am many different personalities to many groups of people, but only me knows who I am. It's kinda fucked. But I am slowly shaping myself into the lies I tell, so it is helping in a way.
>>695724082
I make it for a few days. Get a headache and the shakes. Try to go visit friends and find fun productive things to do. About an hour into this i descide to grab my 12 guage and fucking just end it. But i know its wrong. I know my family will be sad. So i chug vodka and beer until i can enjoy 19 minutes of peace looking at old photos of good times, or actually having them before i black out, forgetting most of the way i fealt the day before... i would try drugs or pot but id get fired. I get piss tested a lot.
When I visit friends and such I wait for them to go to the bathroom, then I proceed to fart into their pots, fishtanks etc
>>695727820
Legal age is 16 in my country, but age diff will be massively frowned upon either way, and got way to much to lose regarding us being "family"
>>695727591
See back then seems fun and a great idea. Then realized we were being molested.
>>695726938
Sounds like you are indeed emotionally fucked up man, sorry about your friend I am sure he was a good guy. If any advice what I have learned in my depression is to never show or tell anyone you know or it will lead to self destruction. Best to keep it to yourself and hope to whatever it is that put us here that you have the strength to over power it.
>>695727648
I would fuck her for you.
>>695728157
theyd get over it eventually and there was also a signifigant amount of time where you didnt see her.
>>695727914
I'm not prejudiced against fags which is surprising since I'm a kebab
>>695726582
I think the experience just sort if took control from me and I hate not being in control (not a psycho dw)
I like to wear and wet diapers. I fantasise about sitting in a diaper as guys and girls pee into it / onto me.
>>695728228
But she is the one who chickenshould hot....its a big fantasy apparently. I think she is scared I would use it to have sex with another girl.
>>695714765
when i get bored at work or when my coworker gets called into my supervisor's office for a 'consultation' (as in getting a bj or bending him over the desk), i get out my smartphone and get on /b/. it's a wonder i get any work done some days.
i feel so ashamed, lol.
maybe one day i should put a micro-camera in there, capture the action and post on /b/--like if he gives me notice and i can totally burn that bridge, but fuck it, i ain't getting sucked or getting ass, so yeah, he gives me notice and i hide camera
here's another secret: i jerk off in my cubicle sometimes. thought i was so wicked until i popped my head around the corner and spotted my co-worker doing it one day, too.
such is the life of a cubicle mole.
>>695727697
The only thing i feel bad about is that i didnt give a fuck. Probably ruined his day. ...hooefully i can quit drinking and my therapist gives me some fucking meds finally or i put a bottle to my head and pull the fucking trigger for the last time and dont wake up. Sucks living life being this pitiful.
>>695715552
if true, more reason for a broader sanction of the death penalty and elimination of 'death row'
>>695728361
I'm prejudiced against Muslims too, but for different reasons altogether. I too have never had any serious relationships, but have hooked up with quite a few women. I don't think not being in a serious relationship has to do anything with being molested though,
>>695728159
It's because of how we were raised. Things you grew up with, they're completely normal to you. Then you get older and once you're in school and everyone else starts talking about how their lives are, you start to realize you're fucked up, and then you live with it until you finally tell someone how fucked up you think you are, they'll try to get to go get help, but it will never happen, because you've been like this for so long you know you'll never change.
>>695728759
Whiskey Lullaby much?
I slipped an ambien in my pregnant wifes crystal lite so I could go out and fuck my mistress.
>>695728618
I'll force fuck her until she says yes.
>>695715552
Why don't you fuck guys faggot!!
>>695728661
Your boss is a boss. Does he really fuck like that?
>>695728886
Thats hot...fuck. more stories.
>>695725237
I think I have found a good fuck buddy.
>>695728875
Yea and how momma and daddy always attends to your sports activites good family fun. How bout you anon? Doubt I would share I grew up sucking cock etc. Keeping it for myself there.
>>695728898
She might be down for that....a little force never hurt anyone.
I did this....trying to create a satyr.
>>695714765
I killed 14 kids last year. Ages 6-9
>>695728186
Yeah, i tried that. Was pretty much a coin toss between my 2 bestfriends over wich was best. One died so there ya go. 3 weeks after that my best friend now got a concusion and almost died. Slurring his speach and slow. Couldnt move without throwing up. I lost my fucking shit. I spent like 200 bucks chugging vodka for 3 days and got so dehydrated and sick i pretended to just be sick while my wife gsve me gallons of water to drink. Bu the end of the day i found the vodka and i think she knows. I try not to hid anything and she probably had it turned in the freezer or marked somehow. So me made me go to a shrink i cant stand.
Thsnks for being a /bro with the advise and all, but it's too late. I'm fucked...
>>695729309
Bullshit
I let myself be abused by a man on my paper round from the age of 12 to 16. I enjoyed it.
>>695729216
Show me a picture of your slut
>>695728759
What if I were to tell you that the emotional torment you are going through is 0art of a test to see if you can deal.woth it and still remain a positive influence in people's lives despite the horror you are experiencing emotionally.
Do yourself a favor mate, Don't let it control your life, this might sound cliché as FUCK but you have to stay positive. If you want to be emotional about it then atleast keep it to yourself allright? Don't influence other peoples lives because of your emotional shit you are going through, You will thank me for this one day should you choose to head my warning/advice.
I a closeted full fuctioning alcoholic. Two blocks before I get home I guzzle a 375 ml bottle of vodka. I have 1 or two beers in the evening so no one can smell it.
I also jack off at my office almost daily
>>695728876
Lol, hate that fucking song but yeah. Its terrible. I used to be the guy that woukd hand someone a gun when they threaten to an hero. Jesus christ i was so wrong...
>>695729666
Oh and I got natas trips too
>>695729208
Exactly. Always wanted to act normal, pretend they didn't fuck me up or anything
>>695723532
Sorry about your wife man, hope things work out.
>>695717070
>Jehovah
Jehovah is the medieval german scholar's attempt to make sense of YHWH, the tetragrammaton and unpronounceable four-lettered name of God.
These boys were also the ones who started numbering the shit in the old and new testament and delineating chapters and verses (got to love the German penchant for organisation, right?) and higher biblical analysis. They were also into the Zohar, which was strictly verboten for Christians, but you just can't stop mysticism, can you.
All mythology, of course. You can't define something into existence and then claim it as 'Proof of Concept' and use it to justify your conclusions. It's all hocus-pocus, and magic is a creation of men, not non-existent celestial beings.
Your old school sorcerers attempted to summon and command angels as well as demons, and even tried to compel Jehovah to do their bidding. Talk about chutzpah.
Half the time in the old testament, Jehovah comes across as prideful, arrogant, wrathful and capricious--in short, a demon.
You sure your 'angel-boys' aren't going to have horns when you make it to la-la-land, anon?
>>695729617
I know you're right /bro.
But this test is exhausting if it is one. To the point i have to wonder why the fuck i care if i am a positive influence if i dont give a fuck about anyone.
I dunno. Gonna be a long stressful fucking weekend. Ill suck it up till sunday and see if that helps. Ty bro
I convinced my ex gf to finger her younger sister
>>695717703
It is, you fucking idiot
My friend and I used to masturbate beside each other watching porn, one time my cum shot in the air and went all over his pyjamas and he freaked out. I still cringe thinking about it today.
>>695717923
Go back to tumblr stupid bitch
>>695729959
Me too. Honestly she can be a real bitch, but she is kindhearted and deserves wayyyy better than me. I guess we will see.
>>695718271
i've been bragging here about my old gf's and posting lots of nudepics.
actually I'm a kissless virgin who never had a gf and simply reposted nudes from other websites.
>>695715641
Jump off a building with a noose tied around your neck. Make sure everybody can see
>>695729401
I would say everything happens for a reason but the truth of the matter is that your friend had the free will to decide to end his life.
The hard reality is that this will effect everyone around his death including you in a negative way emotionally speaking.
It's up to you to now decide on how to deal with the trauma,
Will you A: Deal with it yourself and keep it to yourself and don't let it effect others negatively.
Or B: Let the negativity flow through you onto everyone else you know or atleast some of them.
Choose wisely mate, At the end it makes a big difference on what option you take.
>>695716084
Life is very cruel
>>695729666
>be me?!!?????
Lol! Wtf anon. We are brotheres u and i
I helped my 3 ex gfs to have sex with a friends dog
>>695730244
>dubs speaks the truth
So where will I land after I suicide, anon ?
>>695717051
Therefore not a pedo
>>695719888
nice trips, dude
>>695730253
And I will say one last thing, If you starting from today deal with it yourself and don't let it negatively effect others around you or you atleast actively try to not let this happen you have my utmost respect and to me you have the iron will of a MOST GLORIOUS bastard :) Stay strong old soul, For your strength is what others will admire should you choose the right path.
>>695715641
Why kill yourself when you can die in glorious combat against your enemies
>>695729029
no, he's the one getting fucked
he's like total alpha, too, which i can't figure out
maybe it's just his way of getting out of his head for awhile
he thinks he's hiding shit from me and others, but like you can't keep stuff like that under wraps
my co-worker isn't gay and probably doing it to 'get a-head' lol. fuck him, he's a tool with a face like the ass end of a horse. dude's a total weenie.
>>695721387
Jfc you have a point
>>695731190
> A total weenie.
Fucking Kek.
>>695730293
How old?
>>695714765
I murdered my wife
