Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694294771
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Thanks Kyokokokokoko.
>>694312369
You wouldn't crack your skull! Unless you're being a squid and not wearing gear. It probably would come right out from under you though.
>500hp on a bike, more power than most cars these days have.
>>694312938
I am not going to bed! I still have another 17 hours to go!
I still sometimes wonder what I would've spent all the money I used on my desktop on if I didn't get it though.
>>694312938
I'm not going to sleep, I still have to be up another 17 hours!
claiming this qt
I'm feeling weird
Ama claim!
Mami claimed!
>>694313217
How weird?
>>694310476
(89 cent megumeme)
Yes~
>>694311658
(konata)
:o
roll
Best type moon claimed.
Sayu claim
>>694313204
Still, I'd be scared to ride a fucking 500hp death machine!
You'd probably spend your money in your bike or gear~
>17 hours?! Good luck ;-;
>>694313430
It's almost scary!
Saber claimed
>>694313596
Haha, I built this thing before I got into bikes actually. I guess I'd just have a nice hefty down payment for one. Probably would've gotten a 600cc bike in that case.
And ya, a 500hp death machine is pretty accurate.
https://youtu.be/FJd5yg__Qko?t=1m25s
This guy is a legend, and even HE is having trouble keeping that front wheel down!
>Haha, I'ma need it!
Yoko claimed.
>>694312986
Damn it, Kyouko...
>I got trips while trying to create the new thread but you got around to it first.
>>694313430
Best maid.
>Hugs.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Aaand I'm back here~
>>694314364
>>694313383
Some mix between boredom, melancholy, desire and confusion and I don't know why
You wanna play some games Homu? Any game will do
>>694314307
It's been a while since I've seen you
>>694313870
Oh, well alright then kek
Yeah.. I think I'll get a V-Rod instead, looks better imo. Don't know about performance tho
>I'll be cheering for ya~
>>694314307
Lewds is back~
The usual.
>>694313596
almost as scary as some of your pics
>>694314291
best filenames
>hugs
>>694314551
Yep, it's been some time.
How's life treating you these days?
>>694314690
Don't tempt me you filthy boat <3
>Cutie~
>>694314690
>V-Rod
>Harley
Ehhhhh, you'll regret it. I'd advise for a Japanese cruiser if you want that kinda style. Harleys break down a lot, and you pay a lot more just for the brand name. Perhaps a Suzuki Boulevard or a Honda Shadow.
>Or if you want that future look, a Honda NM4. Although then you're stuck with a DCT
Cheerleader Amatsu!
>>694314503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU3V6zNER4g&t=1080s
>>694315027
What can you be meaning by that?
>>694315230
F-filthy?
<3
>>694315311
Well my father is a mechanic so he'd help me a lot!
Give me something that looks like a V-Rod and I'll be down
>tfw no cheerleader pic
>>694315027
Look Sachii, Shizuru's back.
>Lets go with rattles.
>>694314982
Shizuru a cute.
>Adorable rattles.
>>694313596
looks like metapod
>>694315753
Her eyes look dead in that picture.
>>694314982
The usual poke.
>>694314551
I know that feel and it's pretty bad, keeping your mind busy with something else is usually the right thing to do.
It's not like I play many games, let alone games we play in common. I'm up for league and hots whenever you want, would be up for some pokémon too but after a couple of weeks I couldn't bother yet to make my team on showdown.
>>694315585
Why
>>694315753
that your waifu is scary?
>>694315859
ok then
>rattle
>>694314982
good to know
>rattle rattle
advise good anime, in your opinion
>>694315753
Oh well...
Naughty cloud be more appropriate <3
Uhuhu~
>>694316232
Akuma no riddle isn't bad.
>>694315753
>Decide to look up the V-Rods specs
>Nearly 700 lbs wet weight
>1200cc
I know it's a cruiser and needs a bit more, but you're likely to mess that bike up if you've never ridden before. It'd be something to work to, but for a first bike, I really would advise for a cheaper used bike...
>Amatsu, draw pic!
Who's that Tomoko?
>>694316232
Yamato 2199
Katanagatari
Kara no Kyoukai
>>694316232
>in your opinion
Cross Ange.
>>694316232
Bamboo Blade
>>694316669
Don't worry I'll defend it with you.
>>694316080
Forgive me pls
>>694314307
Best CPU.
Dia duit
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>694316895
Dia is muire duit
>>694316853
Sorry she can't beat 2500k-chan
>>694316895
namefag
>>694315927
I know~
Picked it for that reason, for spook
>>694316420
O-oh~
>>694315889
KEK
>>694316205
Yours is scarier, she burned down a school!
>>694316446
Ah well, no bike it is~
>or a cruiser, I prefer them
>
>>694316895
One day...
>>694316232
Non Non Biyori and Ping Pong: The Animation. K-On is also pretty good.
Why is Akiko so cute?
>>694315230
I've been through a rough patch but life has treated me well the past week. How about you?
>>694315956
I'll be fine
League or Hots is fine for me
Your choice
>>694316232
OniAi, if you can handle a bit of ecchi
>>694316895
Pretty close, but alas
Don't stop believing trips guy
>>694316853
Stop it you cute~
>
>>694317027
But that doesn't have a human body.
>>694317276
At least you don't shoot me when I try to approach you if we're here.
>>694316420
>>694316631
>>694316669
>>694316793
thank you so much, I will see it all
>>694315859
No u
>Rattles
>>694315956
>Poke
>>694316205
>Rattle rattle
>>694316813
Your wish is granted
>>694316232
I was going to say Seinfeld but if you really want something more oriental you should definitely watch Peppa Pig or Grey's anatomy
>>694317276
I'm not saying you can't get one, but... starting out smaller and then moving up will make sure you're not a sunken boat.
And I'd really rather not a sunken boat!
>I did list off two, but what province? I'll throw out a quick look and see what's around-ish
>>694317537
>But that doesn't have a human body.
That just makes her even more perfect.
>>694317405
Thank you
>>694317537
But it's true, the cutest!
>>694317027
Damn, can't argue with that.
>>694316232
Seinfeld
>>694317537
That happened so long ago!
>and quite frankly, you were a cute, scary CPU
>>694317688
I don't have the money to buy several bike ;-;
But you raise valid arguments! I'll get a cheaper one if I decide to buy one..
>I live in Québec
>>694316232
If you like action/adventure and romance, watch The Familiar of Zero. Be weary as it also has some ecchi/harem undertones about a third of the time.
>Tfw I'm a sucker for fantasy series.
>>694316205
>>694317660
Remind me to borrow some of Aya's maracas sometime.
>Imagine all of the rattles.
>>694318061
Nonono, you don't get a lot, you start small then sell or trade in the small one later to get a bigger one! It's what I did, I have both now, but I'm not keeping the small one!
>Will have results soonish!
>>694317443
Glad to know~
I did my last exam last week and passed it, so I'm finally out of school.
I think I'll rest till September and then I'll try to apply for a job. Better if I'm the culinary sector.
>>694317564
You're welcome c:
>>694317690
It doesn't process human feelings and such. So it has a lower performance than Noire.
>Out of the Waifu topic, ngl it's best CPU
>>694317811
S-stop! <3
>>694318061
You're right, but it still happened c;
>Ooh~?
>>694318424
thank you, I do not mind ecchi/harem
>>694318531
I'll never stop!
>>694318429
That's fair enough, I'll get into it after I'm done with the army :^)
>Will be waiting
>>694318531
I was misguided ;-;
>You heard me!
>>694317276
fair enough
>still scary though
>>694318424
all the rattles you would ever need
>>694317443
Get your ass on league then, I'm ready for some cancer.
>>694319333
Trips confirm League is cancer
I'll be there.
Kureneko best girl!
>>694319190
Mine is sweet, gentle and innocent like an angel~
>>694319127
>Boat in the army
Why does this not surprise me?
https://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/5666294837.html
https://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/5663194358.html
Just a few that I found with a price limit set at $2k.
>>694319070
You're just too adorable... <3
>>694319127
Heh. Don't worry about it~
>I know, I know <3
>>694320053
Just as much as you!
MINE.
>>694319888
Trips confirm you aren't surprised
Yeah.. Motorbikes aren't for me
>>694320053
Alright~
>Still a scary CPU :^)
>>694319566
I will rape you with a rake.
>>694320316
Yotsugi is better anyway
>>694320665
I am never surprised!
Haha, why's that?
>>694320871
not even close.
>>694320232
Ah~!
I can't handle the kindness...
>>694320665
Ugh..
I'm not...
K
>>694320981
I am more of a pedaling bike kinda guy :^)
I'll get something like that in the future
http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en_US/bikes/road-bikes/endurance-race-bikes/domane/domane-slr-9-etap/p/1477090-2017
>>694321164
I think you are~
>You're still a cute
The current heir to the throne, Kyouko, has died
What is the name of the new heir?
>>694321439
>>694321164
Hey, that's lewd!
>But good
>>694321847
Wait, what
>>694321783
There's actually a good skit in Bakuon!! EXACTLY for pedal bikes vs. Motorcycles. I found it to be pretty funny.
>>694321976
It will be a good funeral, don't worry.
>>694322089
But I don't want to die...
>>694321976
Rest in peace
>>694321847
Throne of what?
>>694321783
Hehe~
Thank you <3
>>694321976
Not fully lewd though!
>Heh~
>>694322231
Well I'm sorry it's already happened. RIP in piece
If it makes you feel better I'm pretty upset, cause Kyouko had good stats and her currently nameless replacement is WORTHLESS
>>694322363
An imaginary muslim empire that is purging the world in the holy fires of jihad.
>>694322332
Something wrong
I hold my head
Harambe gone
A nigga dead
>>694319190
What other instruments are known for their rattles? Bells? Tambourines?
>>694321847
Dio, for he saved /waifu/ from the trips guy.
>>694322569
Dio, first of his name, is now successor to the throne.
>>694313179
>>694313227
>>694313375
>>694314291
>>694314551
>>694314982
>>694315027
>>694321439
shit taste
>>694322083
Let me guess, the cyclist side got smashed to pieces? :^)
>>694322363
Anytime cutie~
Can't believe no one claimed Tomoko-chan
>>694323020
Actually, literally yes. He passed by the motorcycles, and in doing so, didn't notice the parked car ahead. Smacked right into the back of it.
>>694323045
I know it's almost like there's actually people with standards on 4chan
That can't be right
Claiming Fidel Castro.
>>694319810
No
>>694322569
i don't know
all i know is rattling is good
>rattle rattle
>>694323235
That hurts yo, this was supposed to be peaceful
>>694323203
topkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjFPwPt7bw
:^)
>>694323632
Yes
>>694323656
Can't help it anon, being a dickhead was part of my upbringing.
>>694323803
>Being passed
>Following laws and staying behind people
Nah mang, that ain't me. I'd be passed those suckers at the first given chance.
And all my pedal bikes have been.... not very safe. Hell, my last one can't keep air in the tubes, even though I've changed them twice. And the one before that had the back wheel bearings completely shot, so the wheel was super wobbly. I named that one the Rickety Death Trap.
>>694321771
Sauce
>>694322498
Ookay (?)
>Kek
>>694323020
I bet you'd still be cute even at bed~
>>694324254
And you're the kind of biker who I enjoy seeing crash :^)
>don't take it the wrong way!
wew lad, you had some shitty pedal bikes there
You know what kind it was?
>>694324292
L-lewd~
>claimed
>>694324855
Did you train enough on that topic~?
>>694324929
Nice to see you Emi!
How are you~?
>>694324855
Woooooooow!
>
Not a clue, both just seem to be tire related problems really. And the last one was involved in daily high school riding, and a car crash, then was still used for another year before I found it to be too unsafe to keep flying down hills on.
>It's fucking terrifying hitting high speeds on a bike with a wobbly back wheel
>>694324292
>>694324855
*Gets popcorn and a camera*
>>694324929
Hiya Emi.
>>694324929
emi
>>694325196
I'm guessing this is not the one you think it is
>>694323632
Would skeleton rattles be good rattles?
>>694325196
Just to make sure I might not be the emi you know, I'm known as "second emi" But regardless I'm doing alright, how about yourself?!
>>694325250
Hello! How are you today?
>>694325286
What's up?
>>694325286
This picture is still making me tick
Okay /waifu/, FINALLY the previous ruler has died and Dio, first of his name, has risen to claim the throne
What is the name of Dio's heir?
>>694324855
>That Image
WEW
E
W
>>694325250
I think you're expecting too much~
>>694325286
Yep, I figured it out later, just remembered how the Emi we know used to claim.
>Nice pic tho
>>694325536
Yes
>>694325196
You're just messing with me..
>
>>694325250
I knew you'd film, you perv :^)
Maybe you need a better tire or a something that'll resist the small rocks
>I can only imagine, I'd break as soon as I went downhill
>>694325646
Shh~
Yuno Gasai claim'd
>>694325604
It's a wonderful as always. Nothing much of note.
How about you?
>>694325604
Tired, a bit worn out, but still going strong! How bout you?
>>694325653
I probably am, but I'ma be prepared in case I'm not!
>>694325809
It's for s-science!
>Speaking of science, come here Amatsu, I'll teach you how to ride ;^)
>Braking going downhill
I rode that fucked bearing for months. It was actually a concern with the chain mor than the tire itself. But the tire sure as hell didn't help.
>>694325604
Don't worry, my brain took some time to process everything kek
Anyway glad to know, I'm okay, just going on with life~
>>694325809
No I'm not~
>
But it's banned here so, not that much to do~
>A-ma-tsu-ka-ze-chan <3
>>694323803
Nein
>>694325695
you ok there?
you look prettydead
kitty cream signing in
blake claim
>>694322363
Yup, not fully lewd indeed!
>>694322498
Wait, what game are we talking about?
I'm curious.
>>694326392
It's you
>>694326178
Yeah sure :^)
>Oh? What kind of bike are we riding :^)
You should've switched that bearing.. Crazy expensive to do tho
>>694326182
O-oh my~
To Telagram we go :^)
>You don't how much that reminded me of Graf when he talks over Discord kek
>>694326392
Best faunus
>>694326730
its me :^)
>>694326795
best cutie
>>694326392
Hey best kitty
>>694326730
isn't the maid girl 12 or something?
>>694326392
hey there
>>694326392
Can I pet it?
Give me a (You)
>>694326138
oh nothing much, might watch some Game of Thrones or go read.
>>694326178
also tired, I want to take a nap but i want to fix my sleep schedule. What's up?
>>694326182
yeah I feel you, day by day. What are you up to?
Rory-sama claimed
First late start in 2 weeks edition
>>694326692
Europa Universalis IV
Basically similar to a real-time Civ game, but more complex and more historically accurate.
>>694327046
Hiya Emi, any plans for the night?
>>694326911
But I'm me
>dubs confirm inside job
>>694326948
It's just a dream
>>694326942
hey sexy
>>694326994
ayy youre back
>>694327017
of course <3
>>694327218
it was blake all along :^))))
>>694327126
Is that from rwby?
>>694327043
>>694326795
It is, I swear!
>ZX11 :V
At that point, I'd just get a new wheel.
>To Telagram we go :^)
Killjoy.
>>694327046
Not much, trying to figure out how to stay awake for another....14 hours. This is about the time I went to bed yesterday, so this is gunna be tough.
As well, I really should hop on ships (Other than Amatsu) and test those new mods.
>>694326392
Kitty
>>694326178
You'll probably see something later on. Not assuring anything though~
>>694326692
You should use my thread rules instead~ :^)
>>694326795
You sure about that~?
Or you're just giving fake dreams to everyone? <3
>I know kek
>Can't wait to get back on it and play with everyone else
>>694327046
Just chilling outside, gonna get on bed soon, though I'll keep claiming for some time.
You?
>>694327339
Thank (You)
>>694327154
I have EU IV, never played it though. I need to be bothered to learn how to play.
Are you naming your guys after people from here?
>>694327284
>
wow
>>694327448
(You)'re welcome
>>694326363
>Rattle rattle
>>694327390
hey you. whats good?
>>694327643
>>>>
>>694327043
I'll (you) you so hard
>>694327212
Same as every night, play games and wallow in self pity. How about yourself?
>>694327350
that blows, what mods did you get for it?
>>694327416
probably about to play some Overwatch. Got tired of getting my shit kicked in in csgo and now im tilted. How's the weather there? It's too fucking hot here
>>694327284
Casual pet.
Any plans for the night?
>>694327218
and they aren't actually related
Shows still beyond screwed up
At least it has a russian princess
>>694327514
Here and gfur. I ask the thread what I should name each heir and pick the first not-retarded name thrown out
>>694326911
How are you doing today?
>>694327154
>Europa Universalis IV
Have you played HoI4 yet? I enjoy it
>>694327350
Hmhm...
>Sounds fancy
Eheh~
>>694327416
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not~ <3
>I have his vocaroo he sent to me when I asked him to cheer on me for a game, crazy funny. Wanna hear it?
>Yeah, gonna play some OW again, right?
>>694327284
Yeah I had a cool experience yesterday thanks to you
>>694327787
You
>>694327416
>You should use my thread rules instead~ :^)
Tsk, that would become too chaotic and you know it!
>>694327793
Play some Overwatch and wallow in melancholy. So, similar plans. I'm also going for a run later tonight like always, so that's something.
>>694327787
wew. Nice stuff
>>694327884
>At least it has a russian princess
Who abuses a global company to manufacture a subtly lewd doll
>>694327805
nyaa~!
lmao for me its just talking to you guys, browsing /h/, and listening to music
you??
>>694327933
tired af from work. cant wait until payday friday and get the weekend to myself
>>694327942
think nothing of it man. as long as your waifu isnt garbage and you arent a shit poster, youre more than welcome here
>>694328035
>pic
fucking nice
>>694328152
you know me, captain lewd!
>>694327933
Nah not yet. Got an injury which means I need to be financially conservative right now. Can't afford to get new games.
>>694327793
Mostly the VO mod I was working on earlier (that turned out got updated last night without my knowing, so all my work on it was fucking pointless) and that's about it.
>>694327933
It iiiisssss!
>It's an old bike, but very VERY fast. That Turbobusa is a modded Hayabusa, which is the bike that dethroned this one for the worlds fastest production bike. 135HP stock.
>>694328299
>pets with slightly more vigor
I am also listening to some music. I love this album right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtndQzCUEY4
I see you more as the rap, hip-hop type though, which I also like.
