Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
MERCY IS TIRED EDITION
![Kirino [311].png](https://i.imgur.com/6suHkzX.png "Kirino [311].png")
Kill me.
>>690367737
Just stop, please.
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
If you do any drug or do any alhcol never talk to me again :)
>>690367128
Fok off quit running ye gabber yoy got nuffink to tolk about m8
>>690366830
You're not going to lay me
>>690367304
Not me m8 i was pretending to be megu remember?
Here
>>690367829
cute pic
>saved
Just dropping in the thread to say that Yuno needs to stop.
>>690366936(blue robot fucker)
O shit waddup
>>690367085(makoto)
I guess if I pushed it Id be getting about 220-240 km to a full tank.
>late night
>coming up to buildings
>expecting them to be rational people
How long have you had that job?
Rory-sama claimed
>>690367832
I can fufill this request
asissted suicide is popular in jap land
>>690367043
>small
They completely changed her eyebrows don't you see?!
>Uravity claimed
>>690367904
what id I do your ass instead?
Lucy here.
cant sleep edition
>>690367832
You okay?
best waifu
Claimed
>>690367854
>Please
FUCK YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD
>>690367917
>Megu
How dare you trick me cunt
>>690367933
UH UH UHH YOU DIDNT SAY THE MAGIC WORD
>>690367733
>>690367864
yeah a good way to stay hydrated
>>690368085
We gunn fuk or wut
>>690367417
The Y2K is totally street legal!
>And from the videos, gives that orgasmic jet sound
If it has an engine of any sort, and can be used to move, I respect it. Respecting the riders, however, is a WHOLE different story.
>>690367698
Had to open a damn Otterbox case. I want to return it and get a damn Griffin Survivor now that I actually know what brand my ipods case is.
>>690367991
I need to remember to charge my camera today...
I know, one can dream though, right?
>>690367904
This one was pretty boring.
Step it up Konata.
>>690367930
Thanks, kek.
>>690368128
My favorite yordle posterior
All I want is to sleep.
But my head won't let me.
Neither will the spun assholes who live here.
Go from incredibly horny, to insufferably depressed.
Today was a rollercoaster.
/blogshit
>>690367832
depends, how?
>>690368128
Tristana best ADC waifu
>>690367832
Not till you make up with Ruri.
>>690367933
Stop! In the name of love!!
>Tristana
>>690368149
Shut the fuck up, please.
>>690367933
if only
>>690368149
You're just making it worse.
>>690368115
best one here to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmz-K2hLwSI
>Faggots lucky mizore left
Claimed
>>690366936 (Robit)
Ayyyyyy
>>690367698 (Squid)
Thats pretty fair, people do start dropping off this late/early. Was it a good lazy day then?
>>690367765 (Best idol)
Hey i just call it how i see it, i was tempted to ask for some myself but didnt want the shame of it.
>>690368128
Best late game
>>690368149
He was posting my lewds and erping
>>690368390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmz-K2hLwSI
>>690368409
No boy, I thrive off salty, calm yo ass down and MAYBE I'll chill
>>690368316
it wasn't a pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGiAxwgrF_k
>>690368564
That was fun
Where the fuck is he
>>690368194
What about gatorade? I don't feel the same after drinking water
I think its just a lie or something I don't know
>>690368257
I almost wish I didn't know this bike was a thing because now I'm aware that somewhere out in the world, and engineer with very similar sensibilities to me who reads far too many comic books like me, was sitting in his office one day and thought to himself "hm, what would happen if I took the engine of a fighter jet, scaled it down, built it from Rolls Royce components, and put it in a motorcycle..." Jesus fucking christ
>>690368816
Very nice.
The thread that I solely came to /b/ for is gone. Like, completely gone. I haven't seen the thread in weeks and just recently saw it in the /trash/ in a horrible condition that can barely be considered actually alive. I don't know what I'm still doing in /b/ and I'm really just wandering the catalog hoping to see the thread in the glorious state that it was in.
You guys are the last of what I have on /b/.
Claimed
>>690368333
play with yourself then you will fall asleep
>>690367733
Here's some porn because you explicitly said not to. Also your thread is garbage.
>>690366687
>>690368085
Money, my man. It's all about money.
Got accepted into a college in Canada but they pulled some shit about my Visa and wouldn't let me in. Sad as hell. We've been working on a court case for a few years now but my family is running out of money.
Shit all goes wrong yo, life is bad. It's unfortunate, but it's the way life is.
>>690366830
>>690368149
idk if they were trolling or just salty because they thought you were cringey
I got no way of knowing
>>690368816
Pretty thick dick imo
>>690368613
>calm yo ass down
You have no right to tell anyone to calm down. Every time you try to say something it's just pure cancer, please just stop talking.
Late night pats
>>690368390
>>690367933
Fucking savage
>>690368330
thanks for the thread yo
>>690368771
RITE HERE U NICK KNOCKER
PULL UP UR NICKER BOCKERS M8 YE PANTIES R SHOWING U GOT NUFFINK ON ME
>>690368816
>Futa
DAS HELLA GAY
>>690369033
>Cringey
>Is on 4chan
Lol?
>>690369139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmz-K2hLwSI
>>690369023
Oh no I just copy and pasted em, I could care less about the rules. But the autists get upset.
>>690368862
They did that with a chopper engine. The bike has 2 speeds - 80 kph and 400 kph.
MTT Turbine Superbike, or the Y2K Superbike.
>trike version in production
>>690369178
good girl
>>690368333
that sucks im sorry and i hope things get better
>>690368782
gatorade is fine but after walking around outside im not that picky
>>690368613
That video still manages to be less cancerous than you.
>>690369272
>inplying futa is gay
>>690368330
Heeya Mercy, my future character pick when I get the game
>>690368346
My favorite character from an unfortunate cut-short show, what's up?
>>690368562
Mugen Laggan, helloo
>>690368243
again
>>690368974
what thread was it?
>>690368562
Lmao
>>690369408
> that pic
wew lad
>>690368562
You're seeing half of the truth then. There's no shame in it mate, well depending on what you were going to ask for there is.
>Best idol claimed
>>690369272
>replying with a video
Nice counterargument.
>>690369426
Its ok , but it feels sticky and leaves your tongue a bit odd Unless it has little frozen pieces
>>690368862
You're completely welcome.
>Oh the things I go finding when I'm curious bout fast
>>690369408
>Trike version
RUINED IT!! RUINED IT! RUINED IT!! RUINED IT! RUINED IT!! RUINED IT! RUINED IT!! RUINED IT! RUINED IT!! RUINED IT! RUINED IT!! RUINED IT!
>>690369272
literally no idea what you even want from me
>>690369408
That's what we were already talking about Rory lol read up tho
>>690368613
https://youtu.be/wQYob6dpTTk
From tristana
>>690369755
i dont think ive had gatorade frozen
>>690369272
https://youtu.be/P2fmZ2C2CdA
>>690369129
>posts really cute pic
>"Pretty thick dick imo"
my man
Mine!
>>690369033
Ugh, that sucks. Hard.
>the way life is
When the money is gone...will you give up on the dream?
>>690369426
Doubt they will. Can only grit my teeth and bear it.
Pretty sure most this is my fault.
>>690367933
Hey Yui-Senpai
>>690369762
Hardly. It jist means that there will be some old people dying because midlife crisis.
>>690369807
Im slightly drunk. So reading too much hurts me.
>>690369608
Wew indeed.
>>690369762
>curious about fast
Check the news in 15-20 years, you'll see me either dead in a horrifying explosion or forming a team of superheroes (^:
>RUINED IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8UXGX4XhE
>>690368562
It was pretty lazy. I went to eat pizza with my mom and then I took a nap. After that I saw Mexico get rekt in soccer. It was pretty humiliating.
>>690369559
Pokémon box threads.
>>690369477
Not much to be honest. Just browsing /waifu/ and making some doom wads. How about you?
>>690369878
You are missing out on it make sure you "mash" it or the tiny pieces would feel like they are cutting as you eat it
>>690370177
>not Tourette
Kys pleb
>>690368816
Moar pls
>>690370312
Ajewsa.
How are you cutie?
>>690369268
Na boy IM doing the fuckingh
>>690369428
>Cancerous
>Coming from someone from k on
lol k son
>>690369691
Why dont you filter me like the little cuntboi you are, oh thats right, YOU CANT all you can do is fling meaningless shit as if itll do anything
>>690369810
Nigger cant even post that directly to me himself? Fucking coward, its the fucking internet and his ass is behind a computer screen LMFAO
>>690369780
Kys thats what
>>690370135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o
>>690370218
why is that?
>>690370417
i will try it next time i have some
>>690370203
I stopped dreaming
>>690370139
>cute pic
are you blind my man? :^)
Switching to PC, please hold.
>ika
>>690370338
>that gif
basically my reaction
>>690369426
Have a good night. I'm gonna go test my luck and yell at a bunch of meth heads.
>>690370455
Do you mean Therese?
>>690369033
Karen pls
>>690369477
What are you up to?
>>690369559
I havent heard from you in a bit. You missed a lot more lewd and rp than usual (probly for the better).
>>690369635
Well asking for any kind of lewd is gonna make me a bit ashamed. Maybe its just because im always anxious about what people think of me. Maybe i will next time
>>690368974
We will always be here squid, believe in the me that believes in you
>>690370312
Wait a second. Where you the vocaroo anon?
>>690370580
All I'm doing is asking you to stop.
![Kirino [302].png](https://i.imgur.com/ffqmu6Y.png "Kirino [302].png")
>>690368104
No.
>>690368351
I'm trying.
>>690370338
I dunno, trikes just always seemed like the pussies bike. Like, get an actual bike and learn to ride you fucking weenie.
>>690370346
Nigga, I'll be right there along side you!
>>690370795
No, I mean the option you have when you appease them both and they merge.
>Didnt even know that
>pleb
>>690370772
alright best of luck
>>690370555
Nice trips
pretty good. Did a girl voice for a bit. People asked me to say random phrases. It was fun.
I'm an admin of a K-On page on Facebook with 30k likes now. I feel pretty good.
>>690370528
>>690369780
yo im watching is the order a rabbit? that you suggested. issss good mane. funny. Very much like kiniro weird too
bitch has a poofy rabbit on her head
>>690370580
Kekd
https://youtu.be/VAnRV2fWHiU
>>690370590
Good
What else haven't you tried ?
>>690370580
Big words from a Mirai Nikki fag.
>>690370708
You fucking know it.
>>690370882
Oh.
>>690371068
Never got my
"Dude put your dick away"
>>690371017
Been ages. Still mine tho!
>suck it
>>690371201
lots of things really
>>690371068
I knew one of you guys ran Autistic Yui
:O
>>690370875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZihokIDKL
>>690370392
Doom wads? As in weed rolls?
I'm much done over here. It's 3:30am and laying on the bed with phone
>>690370580
Would you believe me that I thought it was quicker to write from than >? I am on mobile
Kek though
>>690370875
For once, nothing at all besides this. It feels great. Und you?
>>690371218
What words were "big words"? They are all within comprehension. Is comprehension a big word for you?
>>690371267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gCshZQRNSx
My bad
>>690371245
I wish I was blind so I can't see how much farther we drift from God's light
>>690371401
>>690371319
Can you think of some ?
>>690371366
mine?
>>690371480
r u taking request?
>konata
>>690370881
Stop what, the erp, nigga mizore is gone
Stop posting? You can fuck right off then, no need to reply to me, brought this upon yourself, im here, deal with it
>>690371132
>big words
Expected no less from some shitty moeshit fag
>>690371401
Excuses nigga
>>690370372
>pokemon box
Well crap, now i'm gonna miss them now that you mentioned it. I only lurked a couple threads.
>>690370875
what kind of rp?
>haven't heard from you in a bit
I often disappear from time to time. sometimes i just forget about /waifu/
>>690371401
Doom wads, as in custom maps for Doom 1/2
>>690370882
Well you're making the effort then. Cant stay mad.
>>690370971
You know that sometimes the trike is the perfect trap for those who cant ride because they kill themselves anyway.
>>690371401
Autism standing up for cancer. What a suprise.
>>690371556
i can think of a lot but a bit more narrow would be better
>>690371309
>still a pleb
>>690371358
Not that one. I've liked it, though.
It just says K-On! Profile pic is Yui in a white dress. Has 30something thousand likes. I can accept you.
>>690371499
I would probably just shoot myself, honestly.
>>690371586
Sure
>>690370875
thats what the leader of the other thread said. he said i was welcome into the thread whenever if ever, i come back. how do i know these threads wont do the same?
>>690371628
the fucking file name
>>690367733
Claimed
>>690370982
Nothing to do anymore. Only thing I can do is hope my father gets his job back. Besides that I need to trudge on until it's death time. Spread cheer here at least. That's what I try to do.
Some people don't deserve it though
>>690370875
How'd your date go
>>690371123
Fuck I didn't see it yet is it good?
I really want to watch it though
@690370580
k
>>690371401
Yuno being a general shitbag, just wait it out for your own good.
Your day been okay?
Claimed
Also all your waifus too.
>>690370971
>Weenie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOo9ADdmLOI
>>690370875
It's the internet m8, more importantly 4chan. We're all degenerates here, don't think anyone would really care. Whatever gets you going man.
>>690371605
Just stop everything.
>you don't win an argument with denial
>>690371888
ew 3d gtfo
>>690371761
"chen, will you marry me?"
>>690371888
>690371888
not bad
>konata
>>690371888
nice trips nigga
you got em all
>>690371689
Edibles
>>690371888
Hahaha oh trips. Hope you all dont mind me taking your waifus. Enjoy air
>>690371965
Lalalalala
>>690368816
>>690371977
Get higher than dubs. Peasant
>>690372012
hm?
>>690371605
>moeshit.
I'll wait for a proper comeback.
>>690371848
Probably best waifu of RWBY
>>690371888
3D means your claim and post are invalid.
>>690371643
>>690371605
>>690371871
Stop being autistic, all of you.
Thanks.
>>690371761
*moan* please use your fingers too * give my boipucci more please* moan* deeper * kissing sounds*
come on I need it !!!
@690371605
>big words
>Expected no less from some shitty moeshit fag
very nice comeback
top tier bantz my man
>>690371797
I swear i've heard that same thing said in HOTD
>jenny
>>690372012
Claimed for myself
>>690372128
>3D means your claim and post are invalid.>>
>RWBY
>>690371888
>3d
>implying you count as one to roll
kys
%triforce%
Fucking newfags
Night.
>>690371628
they were a nice bunch. i truly do miss them, last i heard they all scattered because the thread finder broke so some got lazy and left, and then the others followed shortly after.
>>690371366
Oh you little tease. I liked the lewd ones you did but i was too ashamed to ask for more. Feelsbad. I really like it now btw, pretty good/10
>>690371401
Oh baby thats the best feeling. Im doing the same, just posting.
>>690371628
Just a bit of rp, mainly loods. Its probly good that you dont post everyday so you still stay interested in coming back
>>690371797
Well its not the thread, its the people that make it. Ill say anytime we got you, but thats up to you to accept it as true or not friendo
>>690371871
Ignored for 2 threads karen. 2 THREADS.
It was really awkward since neither of us have ever been on one
>mfw reading this thread
>Mugi
>>690372104
Things you can eat, like food , sweets and so on
>>690372238
Still got trips. You can't even get dubs. Nobodies gotten quads yet so I still claimed your whore waifu.
>>690371638
Bah, I still don't like em.
>>690371906
Precisely.
>>690372400
>>690371871
I think I get it but...it's too morbid a thought for me. I'm kind of an optimist. I hope you can enjoy what you have. And if you can't, I wish you a change of circumstances. Anyway, it's about time I hit the hay. Great talkin' with ya. Do it again sometime?
>>690372307
sleep tight nigga
>>690372347
Sorry my man I've been busy with shit
Was it really that bad? Did it end okay or nah?
>>690372232
RWBY exists as a 2D only medium. No live-action.
>animation is still only 2D
>3D rendering still counts as 2D because its just an illustion of 3D
>while you can probably holds hands with your waifu you sick fuck
>>690371965
No boy I'm here, deal with it
Shit dont even need to reply with me nigga you can just ignore or filter like some chickenshit
>Winning an arguement over the fucking internet
Is this what youre trying so hard? You must be so proud
>>690372140
Wheredoyouthinkweare.png
>>690372115
No need to, your shitty moeshit mind cant comprehend anything, why dont you go back to watching your little chipmonk tooth shit uh?
>>690372128
>Best rwby
>Not yang
You sir are a swine and not mah nigga
>>690371906
I mean, thats true. I just feel anything lewd related just inherently has people look at each other different. Maybe im just overthinking it and you are right, maybe i will accept me inner degenerate
>>690371605
https://youtu.be/jItbWZY9SwQ
>>690372562
I said best waifu, not best girl.
I for one am a member of Blake master race.
>>690372399
oh that list is so long. im pretty content
with normal everyday foods but i love chocolate covered espresso beans
MFW buttmad weebs mad I claimed thier 2D slut wives with legit trips.
MFW they are crying knowing I won until someone gets trips or higher
MFW nobody will
>>690372517
Yeah dude, hit me up when you're here. Totally down for it.
Also, the people with no replies generally have lots of nice stories to tell, keep that in mind if I'm not here.
Sleep tight yo
>>690372206
what is hotd?
>>690372347
my thread was booming when i left. im starting to feel regret because i left the way i left. i try to make myself believe what i said was true but i look at the results... i feel like i could have done something to prevent that from happening.
I need help eating this pizza
>>690372756
Who doesn't love chocolate, I like that dark one , bitter is good sometimes
How about spicy things ?
>>690372562
>>690372688
>calling anyone but Neo best RWBY
You're doing it wrong anon
>>690372812
>download (2)
you gotta be pretending , right ?
>>690372400
This faggots getting dubs and basically youre a fucking cuck
>>690372099
I got quints 2 threads ago.
>>690371980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>690372143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w5Hi4yiFYE
>>690372347
Ask away. I'll do them.
>>690372679
Meant this
http://youtu.be/eYZ1TyR6phw
>>690371848
>>690372128
>>690368816
>>690372679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50
>>690372688
>Blake
Alright I'll give you that
>>690372877
Why dont you eat deez nutz
>>690372080
nice
>>690372923
lots of mexican candy ive tried but never liked all to much i do like these hot fries chip things
>>690371871
Yeah i just finished first episode its great.
thanks!! Im going to bed my contacts are drying up and i dont wanna take them out im jsut gonna sleep
Would you believe it? They left.
The House is completely empty.
So why does my chest hurt and my eyes are so sensitive?
My head hurts.
>>690372307
Goodnight Galko.
>>690372938
>Excluding neo
No YOU'RE doing it wrong
>>690372982
Where is my
"Put your dick away dude"
Im here to save your waifus.
I claim with my get that you all shall keep your loving waifus
If my post ends in 1 4 6 or 8 non dubs however....your waifus die from nigger aids.
>>690372346
I'm probably gonna miss /waifu/ once it disappears. i guess stuff like that is inevitable.
>>690372347
Glad i did then. i end up missing alot of drama that way too i guess.
>>690372865
Highschool of the dead. Mainly just a decent zombie anime with alot of fanservice.
>>690373029
Because I'm eating
P I Z Z A
>>690373171
Take some aleve nigga
>>690373203
Sorry lemme try again
For your waifus
1 3 and 7 give your waifu nigger aids
>>690373067
So you can't handle spicy things? that is cute
Hot fries chips ? some orange bag on every gas station ?
>>690372080
Jesus Christ.
>>690372307
Goodnight and good luck.
>>690372358
Topkek.
>>690372482
That's the local clubhouse.
>>690372666
Certainly is draws attention to the person since it's a revelation on what they're into and how much of a perv they are. Here all of that doesn't really matter, hey if you feel comfortable not doing it so be it, Just remember you're among like minded people.
>>690373146
get lewd
>>690373171
>>690373345
I already ate alot of pizza earlier damnit!
>>690371605
Eh
>>690371628
Ooh I understand now
>>690371871
Yup. Everything good good. Yourself?
>>690371888
If only that was 2d it would've been gg
>>690372347
Yes, best feeling eva
>>690372982
thanks qt 22/7 :3
>>690372877
You need help for eating triangle pizza :p
>>690373389
Ok sorry. Ill get it i promise. Those were just practices
Rolling for you all to keep your waifus
1 4 and 0 give your waifus nigger aids
>>690373508
Dont eh me! That was a poor excuse and you know it!
>>690373139
Aha alright
Sleep tight my man
>>690373171
Take a nap? Doing okay?
>>690373508
Heading out to my aunt's house in the mountains soon. She lives in a forest dude. It's gonna be legit.
You ever gone hiking?
>>690373146
thats good and i dont know are you tired or something?
>>690373397
not to well. and yeah those are probably them
>>690367733
i claim this bitch all day every day
>>690373414
>Jesus Christ.
in a good way?
>>690373578
Ok I slipped up sorry guys
Rolling for you all to have your true loves
1 and 0 give your waifu nigger aids
>>690372982
thanks
>>690373185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UWiWk1UoDO
Haven't claimed this thread. Might as well keep on it
>>690372982
Say "you can't have my booty"
Or "nigga you gay"
>>690373839
Fine, gimme some
I claim Poison.
>mfw im deep inside her
>mfw she's deep inside me
>>690373740
Fuck fuck fuck sorry ok Ill get rid of the aids
1 3 5 and 9 kill your waifus with nigger rape
2 4 6 7 8 and 0 save them
Any gets save all
>>690373676
Cool those do taste nicely also those pork ones with habanero
Now I want some...
>>690372877
You gave your cat a fist for nearing your pizza? Nah, I'm good
>Tristana
>>690373676
Extremely. And it's so quiet now.
Well.
Kinda.
In a few minutes it should calm down, and I'll try to go to sleep again.
Bye.
>>690373559
Square pizza is an abomination
>>690374004
You can grab your own >:c
>>690374019
Oh crap im sorry guys.
I killed your waifus with aids and niggers
Can you all forgive me?
I claim. OPs mother
>>690373211
im still in shock to know the actual truth of its demise. so much unluckiness happened all at once which caused the result. the one in /trash/ is completely silent, with like one guy posting, and separated into a straight and gay version similar to the fur threads.
