Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
Rory-sama claimed
>>690374185
mugi
>>690374054
>No oversexualised content
lol nah pham
>>690374054
>>690373839
Melancholic claim.
>>690373673
>She lives in a forest
O shit man, think you'll see any bears or other wild animals?
>>690373718
No, not in a good way.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed
>>690372534 (Karen)
It wasnt bad by any means, just awkward. We were both quiet and didnt know how to progress the date.
>>690372865 (Squid)
It usually takes a community or group to keep anything media related alive. I cant really say much other than it happens ya know? I had a similar feeling when i admined a couple of tf2 servers. People change and life goes on man.
>>690372982 (Azusa)
"I hate when you tease me, just put it in already". Also why did you decide to start doing the voice?
>>690373211 (Robit)
That too, i dont usually see real drama though. Just fake drama shitposters start.
>>690373508 (Yordle)
At these times i just blase music and post like theres no tomorrow
>>690373414 (BEST)
Welp, i guess for the first time coming here im going for it. Remember me as i was friend
>>690373993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aUI5pPUcph
>>690374185
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.
>>690374253
O shit we got a rebel
You know what time it is!
https://youtu.be/qu6r7Yd_iG8?t=34s
>>690374054
http://youtu.be/eYZ1TyR6phw
>>690374054
post lewds
still here
and
>>690374040
sorry
>>690374186
best of luck goodnight
>>690374401
Because I'm transgender.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ahQHVgbVZk
>>690374480
;o
>>690374452
gangsta gangsta is the best song nigga
>>690374526
Sorry for what ?
Too cute.
690373211
im still in shock to know the actual truth of its demise. so much unluckiness happened all at once which caused the result. the one in /trash/ is completely silent, with like one guy posting, and separated into a straight and gay version similar to the fur threads.
claim
>>690374477
>>690374477
https://youtu.be/CXobUkhPQ4o?t=45s
>>690374452
https://youtu.be/Dfgy6PracBA
Its funny as hell when, while watching The Good Dinosaur, your 1.5 year old niece says, just as the emotional sad death at the start happens, during the silent part...
'Sorry'
Um im here
pizzaless
>>690374634
making you hungry
>>690374566
Got a boner from that
Good job anon
>>690374566
with a drunken tone say
"so you are still a virgin huh? we could fix that ~
you can use my boihole all you want ~" *moan*
>>690374788
Jesus those shiny thighs
>>690374452
>breaks rules
>>690374807
You just did it again
Are you trying something here ?
Claiming with a real women. Which none of you beta omega pussies could even talk to
I could almost see you talking too louding and spitting your nasty spit in some poor girls face as she tries to get away
You 2D cucks are sad. Losers. Bronies get more action. Furries get more action. A damn sponge gets more pussy than you.
Idealized your little 2D sluts. Drawn by either ugly asian women who look like men. Or men who love seeing you jack off while they actually get laid.
Your 2D waifus are fake. False. Your little antisocial brains way of rationalizing your pathetic lives. Since if you ever looked at yourself in true eyes youd hate yourselves. So you create stories of love in your head with 2D sluts who dont exist and would still never love you
>>690374912
I like this anon!
Waifu is so lewd today, and here i am just blowing bubbles.
>Inb4 who's bubbles?
>>690374910
I gotcha
>>690375095
cum bubbles?
>>690374401
when i left, i told them it was better for the box, that it would do better without me... now its gone...
>ika
>>690374962
what do you mean?
>>690375095
Blowing cum bubbles mo like it
>>690375120
ohhh lawdly lawd is getting hot in here!
>>690374975
I have a girlfriend, fam
>>690375095
Quit blowing that poor monkey!
>>690375178
I'm watching you cutie
>>690375272
you're not trans
>>690375148
>>690375234
>>690375342
Nope.
You're all awful.
>>690375350
i dont know what you are talking about
>>690374912
nice edit anon
>>690374975
Hate on facts. You know your life is with no reason or purpose. Look at you all ready to defend your useless fetish. You dont do anything for humanity, nothing for yourself but a few seconds of fake glee.
I can see your greast hands jack the last bit of "cum" out of your small unwashed dick as you slowly realize your 2D cuntos are fake. Made up by corporations and people who dont care for you.
Anyone who defends 2D girls has failed. Why live? Why exist? Why not just become as bland and lifeless as your 2D whore waifus.
Its fine. Attack me. Make up sad little defenses to your sad little lives.
You all need help.
4 am
night
>select all images with pizza
>>690375464
>>690375464
Dat denial~
>>690375464
At least mine was original
>>690374401
That's the spirit mang, make sure it's saucy. Of course, your based presence will not be forgotten.
>>690375520
I'm sure you do and do not apologize for silly stuff
>>690375600
Your waifu is trash. If i get a get im going to rape and kill her until her hair turns normal.
>>690373628 (Yuno)
Ok, no eh. Meh?
>>690373673 (Karen)
I do occasionally, it's fun, relaxing, away from the city stench and buildings.
Tristana claimed
>>690375600
>>690375613
Hi there Rory.
>>690375740
I try to only deny things that are true.
>>690375744
Well sure. But still, no.
>>690374975
>2D
>Slut
Pick one
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHH
Elizabeth, best waifu claimed.
>>690375541
>>690375779
i dont and ok
>>690375866
Thats a nigger cumming on your cunt waifus ugly face
Get fucked and cucked
Megumin claimed
Early claim.
Hey everyone!
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690376115
Sup
>>690376022
I pick the fact several people claim your waifus a day. Who probably cum on them or to them
So yes your 2D waifus are most likely dirty whores
>Buh Buh only I count
Spoken like a true cuck.
>>690375413
Hm?
That's funny.
>>690376077
I will "believe you" then
Time to rest now cutie , talk to you tomorrow Take care
>>690376115
sharpedo ^_^
>>690374566
Boner/10. It just gets cuter the more i hear it.
Thats a pretty fair answer. What is your preference?
>>690375169
I said the exact same thing about my community. Everyone loved me and gave me nothing but praise but i was too hard on myself and told myself i was pretty much just cancer. When i came back it was all gone too. FEELSBAD
>>690375762
Well im starting off small, and then slowly making my way up into that thick marinara. Thanks, someone has to remember my glory days
>>690376115
Its fucking hot here
>>690376457
bye
I claim for you all to an hero
Also I claim all your waifus are fucking shit
Bonus claim : OP IS A NIGGER
>>690376555
^_^
>>690376555
It sounds like a fucking great idea right about now.
>>690376555
Its like a single for each claim
Late claim
>>690376149
Ayy
>Roll
>>690376555
WHELP TIME TO GET STREAM READY
>>690374566
Say "anon i can't take two dicks at once"
>>690376665
>ONE OFF FROM QUADS
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>690376555
If only you got 5555. Than everyone would just be dead.
They come as a set.
>>690376665
>>690376555
These two are God vs Satan
Demon vs Angel
Good vs Bad
Shit vs Food
Sex vs Baby
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [101].png")
>>690376665
It's not meant to be.
>Roll
>>690376555
Need quints for me bro
>>690376863
right > left
>konata
>>690376555
Welp, I had a good run. Going to a sex dungeon and handing Riggles to the Chinese. It's been well
Hey boys im a girl. Can I join in :3
What is a waifu?
Can I has one :3
Could I bees one:D.
Can yu all fight for my love :*
>>690376513
>thick marinara
That's making me laugh harder then it should.
Keep that pace, it'll be worth it in the end. Don't mention it, wouldn't want to forget the good times.
Thread is cancerous again. That took little time.
>>690376555
Need septuplets for me bby
>>690377042
>Not meant to be
Embrace the truth
>Roll
>>690377239
:( well I say I can join. And you all need to fight for me :*
>>690374863
Acting drunk threw me off
>>690377317
Inb4 some faggot negro gets the biggest get tonight
>>690377398
get drunk then
What you see here are
Singles. But warming up
>>690377305
Welcome to when /waifu/ decides to stay up instead of sleeping like normal.
>>690377055
Nigga you aint special, he said EVERYONE and besides you only said that for lewds
>>690377510
But dont be afraid. Im warming up for something bigger than a 10...
>>690377192
I'm off to rest. It's been a blast everyone
>>690377450
Ok nonuplets
9 of a kind
>>690377555
>more trips
Still not seeing the quints
>>690377610
I slipped up didn't mean to roll a second 10...
What you see now will amaze you!
GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
WALL THE SPICS
BURN THE FAGGS
NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
waifus get lewd
>>690377305
>ロゥリィ
>remove little u and little i
>ロリ
>loli
nice loli
![Syndra [4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WEAxMhL.jpg "Syndra [4].jpg")
>>690377341
You might want to check your truth again.
>roll
I don't fucking care that she is not from the land of the weaboos. She is my waifu of Mother Russia.
Zarya claimed.
>>690377714
Sorry the trips got off target
Feast your eyes on>>>>>>>
>>690376307
Hey there, how's it going?
>>690376498
Conan! Great picture, I must say.
>>690376514
Then we better dress accordingly.
>>690377828
I'll get there
>Roll
>>690377852
Shit lost it
Can someone please help me with this damn GET
>>690377898
Im half naked, its still hot!
Uh, hi there.
You guys are always here, aren't you?
The wood of my guitar feels so good against my skin
>>690377898
I ate too many spicy chips x_x
how are you sharpener? :o
>>690375541
kek
Rolling for yuno
>>690378056
I got another piece of wood for you
>>690378055
Indeed we are.
>>690378056
>wood
>>690378071
that poor brown asshole
>>690378055
you cant namesync anymore, its illegal these days.
![Syndra [178].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNePWjJ.jpg "Syndra [178].jpg")
>>690377907
Or i will get there first.
>roll
>>690378055
Yes we are.
This is my waifu she is perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GdtMrQTo9U
>>690378055
We are.
All posts after this ending in 1 3 6 and 8 are faggot nigger betas
All posts after this ending in 2 4 5 and 9 are alpha waifu banging bulls with big cocks.
Posts ending in 0 give you aids and cancer
>>690378178
Loser
>>690378055
More or less
>>690378332
Rolling for a big cock. Mines only 4 inches hard
>>690378056
>implying guitars are made of wood
>>690378332
what about zeros and sevens?
>>690378233
I too like to live dangerously.
>>690377282
I aim to please. Speaking of good times, i got aesop going while i post. You got any music going?
>>690378056
You never did answer my question azusa
>>690378332
Fine...
I'm going to masturbate now
Brb
>>690378495
I gave 0 rules
7 is a free pass
>>690378295
Just give already
>Roll
>>690378332
Gimme em
>>690378362
plz bb i make u cum from ass
>>690378580
pics
![Syndra [99].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [99].png")
>>690378685
No, you
>>690378470
What else is this made of?
>azusa
>>690378870
>>690378522
im livin' like larry
>>690378580
bring me back a good pic
>>690378630
rip
>>690378470
Last digit in your post is your waifus love for you
0 means she hates you
5 means your friendzoned hard
9 means she is yours forever
>rules apply to all after this post
>>690378332
>waifu banging bulls
How obscene!
What if trips?
>>690378071
Doing pretty good, Kilimanjaro, just getting hungry and am too lazy to get up and cook something. I don't have much left anyway.
>>690378001
This calls for ice cream!
>>690378163
U fokin wot
>>690378537
It gets me off being called Azusa
What was the question?
>>690378332
Kek fagget
>>690379127
My waifu adores me
>>690378870
Hey
>>690378886
P-Please~
>Roll
>>690379127
Claimed. :*
Hitler isn't my waifu! It was a trick!
My waifu adores me
>>690378952
Aluminium, Carbon Fiber
>>690379382
Are you a jew.....
2...
2.....
She doesnt like you bro. Sorry
It's nice out tonight. Moons full and there's a warm breeze.
>Makoto
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>690379454
Let me think about it.
No.
>>690379666
spoken like true satan
>>690379666
>Get trips but you didn't roll
Kek my lewds are safe
>Roll
>>690379666
Nice Satan
>>690379666
Satan.
>>690379642
Join the alpha club
We roll gets like OP rolls cocks
>>690379137
you can have these spicy chips :O
>>690379227
Then ill be sure to do it more. What is your preference, guys or girls?
>>690378537
You do a damn fine job at it too. Yep, as always. Been going back and forth with indie and rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j4l_NdkYMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMu89Ln1Rjg
>>690379644
Are you on the roof? If so, are you doing "that" without me?
All even numbered posts are niggers
All odd numbered posts are white men.
Zero makes you weeb loser who jerks to anime pussy
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
>>690379780
Who said i was rolling for lewds?
>>690379842
i did join already
Hows it goin guys
Gotta love the salty silvers in cs:go
>>690379940
I'm in no mood for that. I'm just...pondering things.
>>690379021
<3
>>690379399
Hey, Karen.
Good to see you.
>>690380069
outstanding
You rolled the infamous 69
You shall 69 all waifus ITT while thier lovers watch
>>690380069
that looks ugly as hell and close your tabs
>>690380157
> <3
>>690380157
Good to see you too, always nice.
You seemed down today, are you doing alright?
I'm a little down too.
>>690379899
Both are fine by me.
Women are more romantic. Men feel better. They're different.
>>690380066
The what are you rolling for?
>Roll
>>690379548
Looked suspiciously like megumin for a sec
>"if some terries try to pull something we gonna draxx them up"
Then in a man voice say "what"
Then in girly voice say "we gunna draxx them sklounst "
I shall return next time waifu cunts
I shall get more gets and wins
Remember your waifus are shit. Kill yourselves and OP is a nigger
Goodnight cucks
>>690380232
what looks ugly?
>>690380210
rip
![Syndra [116].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4nE95AP.jpg "Syndra [116].jpg")
>>690380350
Am i even rolling?
>>690380098
Spent 2 hours making a yuno painjob on my gun.. it looked horrible ingame
About how far up am I, /waifu/?
>>690380517
Rolling to lick your waifus butt hole >>690380517
>>690380628
High enough to jump lol. Cuck
>>690380628
my god dude! arent you afraid of heights?
>>690380628
Enough to kys
>>690380628
JUMP JUMP JUMP
>>690380628
19 stories
>>690380517
...Just admit you like me
>Roll
>>690380757
I roll for your waifu to go blacked.com
>>690379940
Im digging this trap, pretty heavy. I might hit up some waka flocka now.
>>690380335
I like that answer. What made you know you were trans?
>>690380233
>I didn't meant it like that...
>>690380299
Hey, thank you!
I'm a bit down, yeah.
But also relieved, for the most part.
You're feeling down as well?
I'm sorry to hear it, what has been troubling you?
![Syndra [176].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5FQYnnN.jpg "Syndra [176].jpg")
>>690380757
Do i?
>>690380864
Rollin for you to die and your waifu raped
>>690380544
Beautiful
I got someone saying hes so much better than me and i just 4k on pistol round
Even tho i am throwing its funny to see them flip shit
>>690380912
I know I know!
>>690380920
>Roll
>>690380920
Rolling for your waifu to cuck you
>>690380729
Fuck you.
>>690380732
Not very.
>>690380739
>>690380741
Fuck you too.
>>690380754
27.
>>690380000
Get em good
>>690381052
Salty people is always fun
>>690380140
My apologizes. One of those nights huh?
>>690380544
Boi, in order for a decent paint job you'll need a tutorial.
>>690380628
Too far.
>>690380864
>Wacka
Oh that takes me back. Yeah Night Lovell is pretty heavy, discovered him recently. You're a fan of trap also?
>>690380864
Never really was a learned thing. Always knew. Only people I ever hung around or related to were girls. That's still true now. My female friends outnumber my males friend about 4:1. I remember doing weird stuff like pretending to be pregnant in 1st grade and having my female friends dress me as a girl in 4th grade.
>>690380912
What's keeping you down? Happy for the relief part though.
Yeah just a little, my friend and I are going through some trouble because of our differences in video games.
He likes to play CS:GO and Overwatch a lot, reflex games you know? He's trying to go pro in counter strike but his teams aren't keeping up with him. I don't know I'm just angry I don't get to spend time with him lol.
I'm not so good at those games, but he's not good at any others. it's such a stupid situation.
Besides that though I've been good. Aunt is coming to pick me up soon to take me to her house in the mountains. We might do some hiking too! You ever been hiking? Landscape must be nice in south america
>>690381141
Haha I'm just kidding Makoto
Take a selfie!
this picture makes me feel better. im glad i found it.
>>690381111
Baby
>>690381281
I followed the video.. but its ment for the actual emblem not on weapons
Fucking treyarch.. why cant we just put our emblems on our guns like before?
>>690380757
>>690380920
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>690379886
I'd actually love to :O
>>690378332
>>690379137
>All posts after this ending in 1 3 6 and 8 are faggot nigger betas
>All posts after this ending in 2 4 5 and 9 are alpha waifu banging bulls with big cocks.
Got 7, what now?
>>690380920
Bad news Syndra, didn't find any bears.
>>690381141
I wished I lived in an apartment overlooking a city. I just live in a house in a suburb...
Then again I'm only 18. Maybe I'll move soon. Seattle sounds nice. What city is that?
>>690382222
2D waifus suck. Heres why
>>690381000
Claimed
>>690380920
>>690380757
>>690381228
Especially when theyre 12
God i hate deranking
Lose 50 fucking games bottom fraggibg and i cant get down in fucking silver 2
>>690380912
Uh, hey, I like your waifu.
>>690381390
Want to play some games, Karen? What do you play?
>>690381234
You
All
Suck
Your waifus prefer this man
>>690381841
You deranked your family name
What do i do with Moody's wand?
>>690382000
into the pooper it goes.
>>690382000
Shove it up your jew nigger aid beta ass
>>690381439
>put our emblems on our guns like before
THIS
H
I
S
Making a specific emblem for the gun was so pointless man, the camos you can "create" are out weighed but the supply drop drops or even the ones from head-shots. Plus it only covers half of the gun for fucks sake
>>690382000
Up your peehole
>>690381869
Ayaya!
I play overwatch and heroes of the storm now. My internet is garbage 90% of the time though so I post here. I play those games because those last the shortest so internet can handle it.
Besides that I'm really down for anything that doesn't require too much reflex or speed. I'm very twitchy, you know!?
How about you? What do you play?
>>690382000
Cast Accio Pussy
Im
Black
>>690382099
Is it weird that I click every single one of your pictures?
Maki's eyes are so nice
>>690382182
Who likes black men here
![Syndra [145].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QDirGBy.gif "Syndra [145].gif")
>>690381452
>>690381716
no.
>>690381587
You didnt try hard enough.
You should just kill yourself now.
>>690380757
>>690380920
Come on j-just do it. Youll be the dominate one~
>>690382270
Ya dude. Can you fuck off. She's mine. Not yours.
>>690382169
Been meaning to get over watch. Too cheap since I'm saving for a new piano.
This is it
>>690382270
Is it weird that your a cute
>moka
>>690382286
As always, i'll work on it.
>>690381841
I dont give two shits about ranks or k/ds
>>690382099
Making cool patterns and shit as paintjobs was neat before you unlock diamond or shit but WHY did they take away the emblems on weapons?? Bullshit its hard trying to remake my emblem when all the weapon parts cover shit up or glitches it ingame making it look funky af
I LITERALLY spent 2 hours making pic related on my m8a7 cause it look like the weapon with the most room but it looks fucked..
>Yuno
>>690382366
Piano for what
To kill yourself with
Loser
Beta
Cuck
>>690381281 (BEST)
I wasnt at first but im slowly getting more into it. Usually gotta be more in the mood for it.
>>690381344 (Azusa)
Thats cute as fuck. Would snuggle/10. Chick friends are usually better, i know how that is.
