Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
god please just end my existence
>Chino claimed
>>690159645
IT's a great show! Really funny too!
>Thank you!
>>690159957
Did they find the killer, atleast?
>>690160062
Nice!
>>690160079
it was ;w;
>>690160104
PRetty well, I'm fairly tired though
I'm embarrased to show my face here now... so I'm heading off for tonight. Goodnight guys
Mumei claim
Madoka, still on board.
still here
>>690159735
(89 cent megumeme)
no im determined now
>roll
>>690159606
(chino)
just never tell someone they can fap to your waifu again
>>690160189
Hey guys. Penny claim.
>Finally got my car de-wasp'd
>>690160189
>>690160079
>lil smug(?)
...
:O
>>690160103
>bacon girl
Shoo
>>690160460
NO
Shoo~
>>690160189
>>690160018
yes lol, they are, but honestly kyubey is kinda a jerk!!
>>690160103
im glad you've found it!!! i think this week is really lucky for love!!
>>690160062
Ah, alrighty. Hey so btw, I decided to take the money that I was going to use to buy a gtx1080, and instead I'm putting it towards bike and gear. Gear and classes first though obviously.
Fapping once every other day is healthy for you
Poll Redo
New poll
What car do you drive? What is your dream car?
I drive a 2014 Scion FRS. Realistic dream car is a Nissan GTR. Unrealistic dream car is a Porsche 918.
tbh I just want to eat out Azusa.
>>690160411
I will keep you company my man
It is my duty to the homu
How big is your folder?
I only got 830 images in mine
>>690160659
I drive a car.
My dream car is a limo.
I fucking hate driving.
>>690160610
>faps 4 times on average everyday
I'm going to die
>>690160580
Kyubey Abuse is good abuse.
>>690160360
50%
>>690160116
I ride a bike. A 2015 CBR300R. I have a 1992 ZX11 currently being worked on that I'll be switching to eventually.
Dream car is a Turbo'd 1986.5 Supra Mk.III
>That is a question I am well equipped to answer
>>690160537
Introducing the latest and greatest from the creators of Oxi Clean, we present to you! The Shoo Shoo Amatsu!
>>690160598
Ohhhh, nice! Looked at any gear yet?
>Make sure to try on a helmet first to know the size you need
>Charts will only tell you so much, and that's something you want to fit well
>>690160610
>Not once a day or more
Step it up Smugs!
>>690160659
See above.
>>690160826
Heresy.
>>690160659
I drive a '03 Chevy Blazer.
>Dream car is a motorcycle tbh, but actually I wouldn't mind a Ford Focus or something.
>>690160744
tfw not enough penny fan-art.
>>690160537
no u
>roll
>>690160610
only once every 2 days?
>>690160875
that it is!!! how are you doing madoka??
>>690160924
>Maximus Kekkus
Does it come discounted too? :o
>>690161107
no u
Shoo~
>>690160659
What's a car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0
>where that patch at homie still lost in the middle of the ocean?
>>690158784
neat i will watch it
>>690158867
the zone calls to us brother
>>690160103
k hold on.
>>690160744
i have Madoka Magica in one folder half a GB.
a lot of Mami and Sayaka though.
>>690161240
Only if you order in the next 15 minutes!
>>690160580
Really now?
>Tell me more
>>690160537
NEVAR
>>690161268
Kind of feel like doing another run of CoP and doing it with a PKM.
Too bad the ammo is way too hard to come by in the zone.
>>690160610
Doing it once a day is healthy too. So is twice a day.
>>690160659
Currently drive a 2016 Dodge Challenger. Realistic dream car is a Audi R8 or McLaren 570s. Unrealistic dream car is either a McLaren P1 or a Pagani Huayra.
>>690160924
>looked at any gear yet
Nope, was gonna wait until just before I go to take classes. And don't worry about the fit, I won't be ordering anything online, gonna go to one of the many powersports shops around here and do all the buying in person that way I can feel the quality and also get the fit right.
>>690161408
O boi!
I gotta call to the 1-800-TSUN
:^)
>>690161438
>didn't roll
I've won!
>>690161204
tired. long day at work.
>>690161438
h-huh?? oh...nothing, just saying we both have already found love, so it must be good!!!
>>690160189
Megumin claimed
>>690161204
>Pic Related
>>690160537
>trips get
>>690160347
Same
>>690160360
Good. Never say such a thing!
>>690160427
And still beautiful I see~
>>690160481
Doesn't sound good
>>690160863
That's way too much fapping. I'd be shooting blanks at the 3 fap
>>690160924
Sometimes twice but rarely 3 times. Once got 4 but I was really horny
>>690161107
Yee
>>690160659
A GMC and the batmobile from arkham knight
>>690161063
She's a pretty obscure waifu
welcome back yo
>>690161383
damn, someday I'll get to your level. I only got 300 mb
Granted it's because I compress them to be able to upload them but still. I live in Lebanon, internet is shit here. How about you?
Why is homu always a perv in her pics?
>>690160189
Rolling
>>690161846
>Why is homu always a perv in her pics
She is literally the lesbian devil
>>690161708
>
>>690161679
Welp now we have megumin no need for the discount one
>>690161828
Thank you~
>>690161946
Gonna need a source, more info, and pics for research on this.
Anyone drink energy drinks?
what's your favorite?
Mines Nos
>>690161063
I have a 2000 Ford Focus
>>690161679
RALLO ROLL
>>690161698
No, you absolutely MUST tell me more!
>>690161828
Flirty Shinoa is flirty
>>690161516
have you seen the new arma 3 stalker mod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2bc40VBkw
>>690161667
Good, very good. Don't forget earplugs while you're there. Most shops carry one that comes with a little keyring carrier. Convenient and it'll save your ears in the long run!
>>690161679
>Inb4 lines are full
>>690161828
>Only 4
7 times. Get on my level!
>>690161268
BEHOLD!
https://youtu.be/-Mwad0D_RcE
>For Chino, Aizawa, Operator probably got alerted already, and Rory that cheeki cunt with the puns.
>>690162122
>Ford
>Focus
Ewwwww.
Idk if you have this pic, but it is hot as hell
-mercy
>>690161680
where do you work at?? if you don't mind me asking!!
>>690161816
cute pic, thank you anon!!
>>690162106
Monster ftw
>>690160347
But... You're my best friend in these threads, Mugi...
>>690161846
everything i have is from 4Chan. /a/ /c/ and /b/ Waifu Threads.
i finally sorted all my anime, just need to categorize madoka magica by character.
>>690161828
Its actually very good
>Its been sitting over a year because I couldn't pay to fix it, nor did I need to very much
>Though biking is a huge pain in the ass when buying groceries.
I'm getting the battery charged after I killed all the wasps off. Soon it'll either start and I'll drive it to the shop, or it won't and I'll get it towed~
>>690161846
True. Thanks ^^
I'm finally done working for the summer, I'll get my bonus and then I'll get a sorta paid time off kinda thing, originally they were gonna make me take some classes. They started giving me a pretest since they felt like they were losing money since I keep up on tech on my own, if I pass the pretest, I don't have to take college courses every two years. ^^
>>690162122
Nice, is it any good? I like the look of the car
>but know next to nothing about cars.
>>690162223
>that pic
we isis now?
>>690161818
>1818
Does it count?
>
>>690161964
Rin pleases pld men for mana
>>690162211
NO
Shoo~
>>690162226
kek
>>690162211
it's somebody that rarely shows up to the thread!! and it's not a ship...it's real, im sorry, that's all i feel like saying, nothing against you!!
>>690162226
I got to 6 one day
4 is still my average though ;)
>>690162226
>earplugs
>not just earbuds so I can rip the AK like Dan
>>690162106
Redbull. only for headaches, or long nights.
anything else is bad for my health.
>>690161438
k let me start
>>690162226
neat
>>690162382
that is very clearly a 1970s taliban fighter.
>>690162226
>That picture.
I like your style, anon.
>>690162260
Green
Blue
Assault?
>>690162416
least I'm not cheap
>Ruri left again
>I probably said something stupid
>>690161240
never
>roll
>>690161828
wow i thought you were less of a pleb than that
>>690162223
Seems neat, still need to upgrade my rig though.
>>690162672
when you do let me know and we can play
>>690162720
>>690162416
>no
>rolling
>>690162517
>Earbuds
Get above a certain speed, and I don't care how good your earbuds or helmet are, you're ears WILL start hurting after a small time. Just go earplugs and get a decent set of helmet speakers. You won't go deaf in 5 years that way.
>>690162555
Sun dresses are a personal favorite of mine.
>>690162812
Holy shit that is hot
>>690162231
i can't image someone as pure as her treating her friend like that.
>>690162257
i work as a steward for a four diamond hotel in texas.
>>690162298
>posts an ohayou
yeah you're literally the best right now.
Big folder though, most people give up if they didn't start naming them immediately, props to you.
How'd you find this thread?
>>690162287
Ay we can be bros too though
I love asuza, she looks like ayaya
>pic related
>>690162335
Hey hey, sounds nice! Get to take a break after working. Enjoy it.
Hope you get through that pretest easy. Knowing you though, that shouldn't be a problem.
>>690161964
You're welcome~
>>690162211
I'm a tease~ loyalty to the bun
>>690162226
Yo that's way too much. As said before, if be shooting blanks after the 3rd time
>>690162335
>biking to get groceries is a hug pain in the ass
>has a huge ass irl and has ladies mirin'
Wew all them wasps on yo car
>>690162643
U wot
>>690162812
Could be problematic, last time I tried to play something with Americans I had +300 ping.
>>690162604
Only because I stopped you from giving your lood for dirt
>>690162643
Sachi pls
Shoo~
>>690162825
>rolling as well
Does anyone mind sharing some megumin pics?
>>690162416
A roll of three same numbers
>>690162472
Nah, you're fine
>By the way, what's to say my love for Hotaru-anon is just restricted to shipping?
>>690162540
>>690162720
>>690162812
Bueno...
>>690162905
Fair enough. Also diggin the vid, though could be higher quality. Also
>Natasha
QOTT: are you am introvert or extrovert?
Extrovert
>>690163187
You can get your own at zerochan or danbooru, my man.
>>690163078
>trips claim Amatsu
>check 'em
>>690163187
google ?
/w/?
/c/?
/r/?
Shiragami Youko
>Resident Winner claimed
>>690160610
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>690161667
But like my friend here said:
You can also have a go once or twice a day and it's healthy, as well.
>>690160659
I drive a fucking F-150 from 2001 because it's all I can afford.
>Living that barely-scraping-by life
>>690162106
>Energy drinks
I'll have a Red Bull italian soda if I'm out with pals, and then feel like shit for about eight hours afterward.
>>690160347
I feel it.
>>690163307
what does that mean
>>690163014
you need to fap at least once a day
>>690163078
not untill i get my trips
>roll
>>690163187
ask 89 cent megumeme for them :^)
>>690163307
introvert
>>690162995
nice!!! what part of texas are you from?? i was born all the way in el paso lol
>>690163307
introvert to the highest degree...
>>690162958
kinda yeah. the apples bother me for some reason.
>>690163019
where do you live comrade
>>690163260
more coming
most of my old ks/b/ pictures are of rin.
>>690163008
lurked on /b/ since 2012.
had a vidya Waifu noone cared about,
finally got backed into watching anime (guess which one) and fell in love with it.
>>690163307
Extrovert
>>690163078
Touche~
>>690163014
>pic related
>>690163307
Is this a fair question?
I act like an extrovert whenever I decide to leave a house which is never
or maybe I don't have the definitions right...
>>690163531
>>690163413
Invert is when you prefer to be alone or shy
Extrovert is the opposite
>>690163078
>reroll
>Teto
>>690163570
>2012
How much of a newfag are you?
>>690163303
1080p only records at 30 fps on this camera. Plus, due to where it's mounted, it's hella shakey.
>When I get my Sena set, I'll get the best one I can
W-What about it?!
>>690163307
Introvert IRL, Extrovert online. Fite me over it.
>>690163615
well I'm fucked then , not that I wanted it
>>690163078
Can i get some Megumin pics m8
>>690163014
I felt kinda evil when I started spraying, because I was just kinda standing there, foaming them and watching them flop and die as they desperately tried to destroy me
>But then I realized that wasps are fucking assholes and they deserve death.
>>690163307
Introvert who likes people, it just exhausts me to be around them for too long.
>>690163260
Hana pls
Shoo~
>>690163307
Depends if I'm drunk or not
>>690163354
>trips claim Teto
>>690163463
Maid person
Please
Shoo~
>>690163576
You owe me for it~
>>690163570
>(guess which one)
boku no pico?
really though, I still haven't gotten around to watching madoka, I just need a good enough internet to download the series.
Should be back at dorms soon for that, though.
Who was your vidya waifu?
>>690163307
Introvert.
I rarely open to to people and would rather be alone most of the time.
But when I crave attention I can be a bit overwhelming. I try not to need attention.
>>690163307
I switch between the two so much I think I'm bipolar
>>690163885
I want the roll of three
>>690163487
Corpus Christi.
>>690163903
Yuna.
>>690163863
I only give my megumeme pics to the current megumeme
>>690163885
>Amatsu get
>>690163307
Introvert!
I like doing everything I do alone, and I'm at peace with that.
I'll have nights out with friends but they're physically, emotionally, and mentally exhausting afterward, so I don't do it very often.
That being said, I know how to have fun, and I'm not particularly rude or unwilling to communicate with strangers or people, so long as it isn't horribly personal.
>>690163615
Shy's not really a fair definition of extrovert.
I'm not particularly shy, but I am reserved, and prefer to do things alone because I find it comforting. You can be shy but also be an extrovert, remember that.
>>690163995
Shoo~
>>690164047
>Teto get
>>690163531
Finland.
>>690163903
>Tfw only 200kb/s download speed at any given time.
>>690163008
Thanks
>Sorry for the delayed response, didn't look very carefully and forgot to check after I came back with my homemade popcorn.
>>690163996
really??? i went there for tdy once...it's really pretty there, and i like how warm the water is!!!
>>690162624
You didn't, don't worry.
I'm just kind of busy right now, I'm sorry Nanas.
>I'm sorry!
>>690162905
Great taste, anon.
>>690163885
Owe you what~
>>690164211
>get
Back yo? whats cracking. There is a strait up goddess on /b/ right now taking requests so much win.
>>690162414
>>690164241
>Finland
Wanna switch?
You can come and live in Italy.
>>690164211
Shoo yourself
>Trips gods answer my plea, give me post numbers the same of three
>>690163385
SHIRA
HI
>>690163710
Hm, nothing, just now it makes so much more sense as to why Mizore flirts with you so hard. Also makes it that much more surprising that you posted a pantyshot in thread lmao.
Also I might call you Nat from now on tbh.
>>690162561
I like the snek ones
Also i make an energy drink called Grayson's Moonshine. Which has soda, Brisk, Monster, etc. In it
Best girl on the right claimed
If trips Kyouko get
>>690163487
I don't want to sound like an asshole but if it doesn't work can I have a chance ??
>>690164506
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>690163885
not until your mine
>roll
>>690164241
>finland
i love finland, have you done conscription?
>>690163008
We bros. I love Karen.
I just worry about going to jail because she's... nevermind.
>>690163385
Yeah nigga!
>>690163463
It depends with me. If I'm horny I'd do it. Went four days without beating it cause I forgot to
>>690163576
>
Take the pic related off and leave a >
It's much easier and less time consuming
>>690163710
I don't see why. Each person is different
>>690163874
Yup fuck wasps. I wonder if the ecosystem would really need them
>>690163260
oh!! i didn't know how serious it was between you guys!! if it's more than that, then good on you, im definitely glad it's more in my case...
>>690164632
>>690164462
>>690164697
>>690164459
I detest heat, so no, but if you know somebody from Siberia or Antarctica we might be able to strike up a deal.
I don't really know why you'd want to live here though other than the average pay.
>>690164632
A good while ago.
>>690164737
>>690164427
Let's say you owe me a favour~
>>690164436
That's how you do it
>trips
>>690164462
Go drink some juice
Shoo~
>>690164631
I sure am popular these past few days
Shoo~
>>690164666
Probably just like mosquito, they don't do anything useful and they sting anything that gets within 500 yards of them
>One of the poor bastards had a giant foam pocket stuck to him, he came rushing at me and hit the sidewalk, I simply stared at him as he struggled to move. I felt so devilish.
>>690164840
>trips claim Amatsu
>>690164506
Nope. Makes no sense. Why would someone flirt with someone as uncute as me?
>Go for it.
>>690164666
Well Satan, that's quite understanding of you.
>>690164335
Sun dress is Sun best.
>>690164751
>I detest heat, so no,
I have a finnish friend that went on a school trip to Greece.
He said he couldn't stand the heat and almost fainted multiple times.
I was like, what.
>I don't really know why you'd want to live here though other than the average pay.
I love cold, also seems like a place where everyone minds their own business.
Also for another reason that I won't state here.
>if you know somebody from Siberia or Antarctica we might be able to strike up a deal.
Fuck, I don't.
Damn, can't say I didn't try.
>>690163996
She's pretty cute, never got to play final fantasy though since never owned a console.
Your pc any good? Play any vidya?
>>690164636
no.
Karen is 17 but still
no.
memes
>>690164211
I only had one pic and i posted it
>>690164751
was it fun? everything i have seen it looks like a fun time. like a shared shit situation with a bunch of bros. did you carve many a wooden benis?
>>690164793
>>690164506
Hi there!
Sorry I had to duck out of that thread a few days ago and left you hangin'.
How are ya?
>>690164525
>Filename
You're not Akikonon.
>There can only be one
Now what?
>>690164666
That picture is fantastic
>>690164697
Now that you've used that picture, and you can't spit venom like that at me, am I allowed to steal Hotaru and become your shipmate forever, or-?
>Rolling
>If trips, Hotaru is mine, and I will become Hanako's shipmate
>>690164666
The ecosystem does in fact, need wasps.
If anything, mosquitoes don't contribute enough to warrant me not giving a shit if they all go extinct.
>>690165101
Noticed
>Memes
>
>>690165193
>>690164984
>reroll
>>690164001
I only have one pic tho
>>690165101
Go on...
>>690164840
all the more reason to get you
>roll
>>690164666
eh i guess
im always horny though :^)
never knew satan wasn't that horny before
>>690165101
and fapping
>>690164840
Don't leave me in suspense like this what do you want~
>>690165206
>>690165277
Here's a memay
>>690165101
>>690165206
i'm not hanako i'm operator im just posting my image folder for him so he gets some new hanako pictures.
>>690165224
>>690164984
>attempting get
>>690165443
>>690165084
I've done a good amount of travelling, but the UV radiation always gets me and skin burns faster than Hindenburg.
Those are true, although in the summer it can get up to +30C.
Inform me if you find any.
>>690165193
Pretty much all of that, although I believe that wooden benis thing is getting out of the fashion lately.
>>690165099
Isnt alice older?
>>690164984
>trips claim Teto
>>690165262
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=megumin
Go look trough that
>>690165304
But what about your rattle mate?
Shoo~
>>690165337
A favour for later uses~
>>690165624
D-Don't do this to me
>>690165551
Alice is 16 lol
She was just bigger when they were young
>>690165624
>mine
>roll to claim
>>690165443
>i'm not hanako i'm operator
I didn't get trips anyway so don't even worry about it.
>>690165206
>You're not Akikonon.
Except I totally am
Only the pics I myself have made are numbered
The rest either have a witty filename or are left untouched. Almost all gifs except those I myself have made also have unaltered filenames. These pics are art from the OniAi light novels which I absolutely adore. Akiko is so goddamn cute in those
>>690165713
And what am I doing, exactly?
>>690165801
>also mine
>rolling
>>690165531
>>690165547
that's a shame. it's important to keep military traditions alive. carving benis helps conscripts one day carve Russians when they invade for revenge.
Heyo
I'm back
Got moar megumin pics
AKIKO PAY ATTENTION
>>690165077
Well, girl on the internet, to be blunt. Also you're chill af and that's obscenely uncommon.
>go for it
Fuck yeah, I love being able to call people shit other than their thread name.
>>690165206
No worries. I'm good, just sitting around waiting for AKIKO TO GET THE FUCK ON OVERWATCH, oh and hanging out with Kotori and Kyouko on Discord, gonna start drinking soon.
>>690164912
Maybe they are of use for any animal that eats them?
Poor wasp. Doing its best at what it was ment to do. I would've felt like a merciless god
>>690165077
As the emperor of the woeful realm, I must understand others in order to lure them with my silver tounge
>>690165206
Thanks but you haven't seen the real super cute one yet. Have you?
>>690165304
Kek I was call my libido average. Eh when you have a circle of hell dedicated to lust, it's whatever goes on in there
>>690165876
you will never get trips like me
checkem
>>690165946
>>690165946
Did a good amount of carving, ain't those tents staying in the ground by themselves.
