Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
![WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png](https://i.imgur.com/sYViWmZ.png "WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png")
Hey everyone.
>claimed
>>690165898
Y-You know I don't like being teased. J-Just tell me what you want
>>690166112
kagami claimed!!!
gonna take a nap edition, ill see you guys soon, or if not tomorrow!! lol
god i love memes
>these trips claim Amatsu
>>690165891
>except I totally am
Oh shit I have been bamboozled.
>>690166025
>Gonna start drinking soon
Aren't you the lightweight who got totally smashed last time?
>Best waifu claimed
Mumei claim
>>690164675
Weeeell...
Let's just say for now that it's one sided, particularly on my side. I don't really know how she feels about me...
>which is why when the ship sunk I was so afraid that she was mad at me
>>690165206
Wait, WHAT?!
>>690165624
The trips are mine. MINE!
>>690166112
Megumin claimed
89 cent megumeme you COULD share some megumin pics
>>690166179
that bird is whoreifying
>>690166237
>robbed
>re-engaging
>roll
>>690166287
>>690166254
No that was Aqua. I am a lightweight, but I have an extraordinarily fast metabolism so even if I do get really really really drunk, it's usually only for no longer than maybe an hour.
>>690166195
I SEE YOUR OHAYO AND RAISE YOU A MEGASIZED OHAYO!
>>690166025
>Girl on the internet
Pretty sure I admitted 3 days ago openly that that was not the case, actually...
>Although I'd still respond to that name out of habit
>>690166030
>Silver tongue
More like silver coated.
>>690166287
well tell her how you feel silly!!! whenever she's on. don't let this chance pass you by!!!
Akiko claimed
Sorry Aizawa my internet spazzed out
I'm reconnecting
>>690166254
It's just a prank bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZusVDBf4A
>>690166267
Going to bed soon?
>>690165624
(89 cent megumeme)
what about him
>rolling rattles
>>690166377
>>690166222
And you know I love teasing~
I'm only asking for a favour for when I'll need one
>>690166237
>trips says you're mine
>>690166287
No, they aren't~
>>690166295
If you wanna call me a DM, you could, just get yourself an original one, 5th megumeme
>>690166511
Go get him!
Shoo~
>>690166254
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
woooohoooo. Im fuckin bored. watching evangalion thinking about playing The last of Us
>>690166287
AHA I HAVE FOUND THE REAL HANAKO.
>This is a coup
>I'm gonna steal Hotaru and become your shipmate forever
>ROLLING FOR TRIPS AND HOTARU AND YOUR LOVE
>The ship sunk
Oh.
Well, rolling anyway.
We're gonna rebuild this ship from the ground up, and this time
>I'm the captain
>>690166411
Can't wait to see your actual edits
I really love this image
CLOSING TIME BLEW HORSE NUTS
>>690166585
Penny Claim!
>I fucking love Black Lagoon.
>>690166030
>Some of them a very small amount of them can be pollinators.
>But most of them are bastards
im having major guy issues, dude wont get another messenger so we can talk easier
>yuno claim
>>690166585
give me the chocolate
>>690166710
>>690166781
i prefer rin
>>690166630
>trips to keep the plebs away
>rolling
>>690166858
>>690166676
Would you like a gift, Karen?
>>690166411
>not the case
AHA, so I was right the first time! Either way, calling you Nat. Also I must have not been here for that.
>>690166664
What are we trying so hard to roll for today?
>this shit is cray
>>690166630
Who's this and why is that bottle so tiny.
>>690166906
I would like a gif
>>690166630
I-If you say so b-baka
>>690166858
i just dislike how tryhard big order is overall
that "twist" would have been a lot cooler had the anime not already gone totally whack and off course
>>690166664
>two away from quints
Is this what true pain is
>>690166491
A social experiment, perhaps?
>>690166394
>A really fast metabolism
Vaguely envious, but that's actually really helpful for consuming alcohol.
>>690166927
Son I've been trying to roll to overthrow Hotaru for a long time and I cannot be stopped, no matter what.
>>690167021
>bottom right Karen noticed
>>690166906
>>690167021
Gift****
>>690167021
>>690166904
>>690167056
what? im talking about katawa shoujo
>>690166630
no
>roll
>>690166870
im gonna get trips before you
>>690167157
>>690166924
I was laughing for a good 5 minutes when you said that at first, because you were on point.
>Apparently Operator knew as well, the cheeki breeki.
>>690167021
Alright, give me just a second.
>>690166630
>confirmed by these trips
>>690167101
10/10 picture
>>690166630
DM stands for Dollar Menu Megumin, right?
How's your day?
>>690167216
>>690167157
OH.
pppppft t-totally knew that
;-;
>>690167101
pretty thicc legs there
>>690167225
So ready for this
So fucking ready for this
Mine!
>>690167284
>>690167239
>flat, 1000x1000,075,f.u5.jpg
>flat
Kek
>>690166870
>trip to have you
>roll
>>690166927
>Who's this
I'm Amatsukaze, also known as DM
Pleased to meet you
>why is that bottle so tiny
Beats me
>>690167046
Tsun is best dere
N-not that I like it or anything..
>>690167211
yes
Shoo~
>>690167234
>you mean those one
>>690167239
Discount Megumin, actually
The day is fine, thanks for asking
How's yours?
>>690167351
Enjoy.
>>690167401
thats all the hanako i got. have fun man
>>690167081
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
What a shitty night
>>690167395
Horse
>>690167582
>triggered
>>690167509
>getting intensifies
>>690167509
>N-not that I like it or anything
[spoiler]is this you confessing?[/spoiler]
>>690166494
>Kygo feat. Conrad Sewell - Firestone
I'd really appreciate more of this, Anomaly.
And I'm not too tired right now, probably will in about an hour or so, but I'll stick around until then.
What have you been up to? I'm sure it's late for you, probably around 4 AM.
>>690167593
i claimed this waifu before you.
but also, why's it shitty?
>>690166267
Goodnight
>>690167509
Good, up to anything besides posting?
>>690167509
no
>roll
>>690167593
what wrong heretic tsundere~chan?
>>690167593
Whats wrong???
Ave Maria
>>690166112
It's been too long.
>>690167756
>reroll
>>690166179
Best idol. Even better than maki :^)
>>690166411
Hmmmm?~
>>690166720
For real? Oh shit I'm guessing is this from gardening experience?
i don't think i've been honest with myself.
i like Madoka, but as a little sister.
i fell in love with Sayaka First.
>>690167533
I appreciate this
but I will never be able to upload it, lol.
Can you do different expressions? Like you did on your first one?
It's so cute.
>>690167081
Yeah it's nice. I get shit faced really quickly, but I also recover really quickly too so it evens out.
>>690167225
Being a man who literally sucks dicks, I recognize a boybutt when I see it~ I just gave you the benefit of the doubt because you denied it at the time.
Lets Play some Games!!!!! Who wants to team up for some I dunno Ps4 or Heroes of the storm or some shit. Im fuckin bored.
>>690167830
We barely talked. This was my fault.
Still. Please, sleep well.
>>690167971
It's okay my man, Karen is my little sister too
It's more than a sexual thing
>>690167533
>10000x6250
>wew lad
>>690167756
>Need more get
>>690167775
Confessing my love for tsunderes? Yes
>>690167849
Just listening to some Witcher 3 OST
Yourself?
>>690167858
yes
Shoo~
>>690167784
I saw Kygo live a while ago, a pretty great show.
This was actually the first Kygo song I heard, that was when he was still starting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_amMJehPU
Alright then, just woke up really early and it's 6 am now.
>>690168079
Isn't tracer in that game
>>690168111
B-Baka
>>690167949
Yeah, I did some research about pollinators to avoid hurting last year, and there are some species of wasp that do pollinate.
>However none of the species listed in my area don't pollinate, so I mercilessly destroy them like an angry god.
Otherwise I avoid hurting bumble bees.
>>690168079
steam?
>>690166112
waifu?
>>690167971
>i fell in love with Sayaka First.
Go on...
>>690168079
Thoughts on Overwatch?
>>690167823
Another one hm? The Yuno army grows
Just instant noodles night
>>690167858
Would appreciate if you stop calling me that
>>690167865
Shitty dinner, nothing devistating just first world problem
>>690168111
>I should follow your example
>claiming amatsu with this trips
>>690168111
>witcher 3 ost
I'm listening to the Gwent music myself
>>690167949
Oh shit thanks fam
>>690168261
ohhhhhhhh kyo!!!
>wink wink nudge nudge
>kagami
>>690168111
Listening to some Weezer, Beck, Sublime, etc. Nice trips btw
>>690168079
I have a ps4 but all I play is destiny or dark souls 3
>>690168111
no
stop teasing me with these trips
>roll
>>690168281
but your tsundere~chan
>>690167949
Oh nothin, Smugs.
>>690167988
Sure thing, what face of those 3 would you like?
>>690168034
Fair enough. Just means I knew it wasn't cute enough to pass.
>>690168111
I could probably make that bigger if I throw a vector compatible file into PS.
>100,000 x 625,000 Karen Ohayo anyone?
No one can surpass Spaghetti-Sama
>>690167949
Cheeky :^)
>>690168446
I ment the heretic part
>>690166112
What?!?! No Hank Hill as the opener?!?!! wOw!!
>>690168447
The upside down sad triangle face
and the regular smile one
You do them so well!
You should do an open mouth happy for yourself too
QOTT: whats the quirky thing you do when trying to sleep?
I can't sleep with my closest open so I keep them closed and my feet has to be tucked under the sheets if that makes sense
>>690168111
>trips seal my claim on Amatsu
>>690168204
What did you expect, cute tsun one?
>>690168283
I knew I should've rolled!
>roll
>>690168350
And I'm listening to the theme of Blood and Wine in polish
Good shit my dude
>>690168398
seems nice enough
Thanks, new friend
>>690168446
I will once you stop
Shoo~
>>690168447
>100,000 x 625,000
Did I miss it?
>>690168773
i can't sleep unless there's something in my arms
>>690168684
Comin right up!
>>690168773
I can hardly ever sleep unless I'm hugging something. Most often times, a pillow.
>>690168939
No, should I do it?
>>690168261
a hero a justice, but such a tragic hero.
i shed a tear over her death.
but lately madoka's been on my mind for some reason.
or maybe it's difficult to pick the least likeable magi.
>>690168275
I play it. On ps4.
I also have rainbow six siege paragon i have a bunch of other digital shit not installed like i black ops 3 and shit
.>>690168239
I have steam but im currenlty only running mac book so i think all i have is team fortress
>>690168196
Yeah tracer came free with the purchase of overwatch
>>690168426
I liked souls i beat it and traded it in for overwatch tho :C
Im currently trying to find a pirated copy of Diablo 2. I had a super legit one for mac awhile back cant find it now tho.
>>690168231
Learn something new everyday huh?
Bumble bees don't live in a colony correct?
>>690168373
I got you. She's my fav in the show
>>690168447
Hmmmmmmmmm?~
>>690168588
I knew that'll draw you out:^)
>>690168502
>waifu
>>690169176
I take you hate Nico too then
>>690168939
>cute tsun one
now you're doing this to torture me now
>>690168773
get drunk or watch tv series until I fall asleep
>>690168939
>rolling to claim
>>690168281
instant noodles is pretty guud
>>690168079
i got hots but im not sure how i feel about sharing btag over 4chin
>>690169304
>reroll
>>690169127
that is all I play ....
>>690169057
YES PLEASE
>>690169281
Not really, I genuinely think you're a cute tsun
>>690169304
>rolling too
>>690168773
Door not being closed but not where you need to turn the knob
Without waifu pillow
>>690169127
>Overwatch
FUCKING A literally everyone here has it but me..
>>690169311
It is but it takes a hundred of them to fill me up
>No wonder they're dirt cheap
>Feel like a broke collegefag eating these
>>690168773
I can't sleep unless I'm on the left side of the bed and sleeping on my stomach, its impossible for me to sleep otherwise except at a desk or on a plane.
>>690169176
Usually they do, although sometimes you find lone wolves. They're really nice if you're not aggressive towards them
>Sometimes they land on me and hang out, one time one landed on my finger and he got pollen dust on me.
I use to research about pollen a lot because cross-pollination is important for Japanese Popcorn stalks which I grow every other year ^^
>>690168447
Nah it was pretty gud my dude, you should be proud of that shit. ANYWAY, bikes. Jacket recommendations? Also I plan on buying one of those helite airbag vests, they're so fucking cool. Expensive as hell, but damn can they sure as hell reduce the risk of really bad injuries.
Unless your the prophet Mohammed you can't have an underage wife
try again
>>690168607
so your ok with being called tsundere~chan?
>>690168939
so never? :(
>roll
>>690168655
most importantly: grill
>>690168773
i don't really have anything that's really that different when trying to sleep
Claimed
>>690168426
Destiny is good, got the Taken King?>>690168773
I can't sleep on a matress
>>690168939
You're welcome, Going-Out-of-Business-Sale Megumin
>>690169587
>implying he had one
>>690169587
>Tfw my waifu is of age.
>Also Japan age of consent law.
>Top fucking kek m8.
>>690169127
Damn, I haven't owned a console in years, but it's been fun on PC. Out of curiosity, why HotS over LoL?
>>690169483
>rolling for permanent ownership of amatsu
>>690169176
Gotta defend the title. You're lucky none of my pics on mobile are adequate :^)
>>690168773
I listen to rain on a tent
Entire horse claimed
>>690169539
I dont have it
Also Yuno a shit
>>690169057
You have no idea how much I appreciate it
>>690169587
>tfw Amatsukaze was first launched in 1939
>>690169681
Probably
Shoo~
>>690169728
And also, hat-kun>megumeme
:^)
>>690169820
>rolling for Teto
>>690169311
IKR how else could we do it? i know send me an email [email protected] its my alt email.
>>690169681
Yes, its fun being tsundere to hotaru and it entertains the thread
>>690169728
Cant play destiny without taken king silly lol
>RoI hype
>>690169970
Says babby's first yandere
If she wasnt so cute, I'd fist your ass with a hot iron
>>690170127
Isn't there a discord server for this sort of situation?
>>690169483
J-Jut say it already jerk
>>690169539
I don't have Overwatch
>Because I have more pressing financial needs
>But also because I've been playing a lot of TF2 and wanna wait until I get bored of that.
>>690169483
Will get back to you on this.
>>690169574
If you plan on taking a dive often, get leather with some sort of separate plating undershirt. Generally the plating unders can be about $100+, but allows more variety in jacket choice.
Otherwise, a standard textile with plates in it will be good for a one time crash deal.
Legs, same thing really.
Boots, make sure they're stiff and above ankle. You want to be able to move and shift comfortably, but if you take a dive, you want to make sure your feet won't spaghetti all over at the ankles. Also, avoid laces. They can get caught in the chain and then you're cafuckied if they untie and do so.
Gloves, leather or thicker cloth, with preferable armored knuckles. Armored knuckles with leather palms is best.
Helmet you already know about.
That's pretty much it for rider gear. I'd suggest looking into frame sliders, or engine bars as well.
>>690170099
http://imgur.com/a/Zec6A
Enjoy m8.
>>690166295
rollin for steal
>>690169539
Even I have it, and I've been in the hospital for two weeks.
>>690170285
>fist my ass with a hot iron
Dang, at least take me to dinner first
I'm leaving
For real though
Not a fake copypasta shit
>>690169539
you can get like a decent dinner with 14 dollars, why the cup noodles?
>>690169803
>no sperglord streamers
>no sperglord memekids playing the game because X streamer is
>blizzard game
>>690170127
>>690170379
finding that discord would be nice, but maybe ill hit up that email later
>>690170579
lewd
>>690170121
no
>roll
>>690170285
good to know
>>690169256
Compete opposite. Don't know why you, Brit maki and umi hate her so much
>>690169540
Awesome. If I'm chill with them they're cool with me? Would they attack if they go to a shake your part of my body if I'm trying to be calm?
Every year? Its that good?
>>690169823
Mmhmm :^)
>>690170503
MGE
>>690170579
Fuck you
I love Megumin so much that when i have sex with my gf i make her cosplay as her
>megumin
i'm calling it a night.
>>690170435
What do you want me to say? I wonder~
>>690170528
Thanks friend~
>>690170696
yes
Shoo~
>>690170828
Fuck you
I didnt post that
>>690170448
Least you got a excuse
I'm just a spoiled neet
>>690170603
Fug...
>>690170606
Farewell cutie
>>690170623
I spent all my autism bux at the anime convention 2 weeks ago, I have $30 but I'm holding off
>Really should get a job
>>690170696
I thought this was already known
>>690170707
I have a popcorn popper and its really good/really fun to just make popcorn, and Japanese popcorn is the only kind that'll grow up here. Bees are usually REALLY chill, they won't attack you unless they feel like you're going to harm them, and even then they'll usually hesitate because they'll die if the do hurt you
>Wasps won't die immediately if they sting you
>But they will die when you come back for revenge.
>>690170879
Y-YOU KNOW WHAT
God now i really wanna run bootcamp on my macbook pro but fuck im lazy. Still lookin for that diablo 2 mac rip
>>690170623
no biggy
>>690170623
So you don't have the discord either?
I'm in one called Animu & Mango, but can't invite, and don't know if its the main one. I've been gone for ages.
Claiming Oddman #7
>>690171067
WELL I DON'T
>>690170528
G O D
>>690171332
I-I like you
>>690171083
>Macbook pro
They're good computers, specs wise at least, but I could never run OSX, I'd either have to bandcamp or dual-boot it with something else, like a windows/linux build.
>Though I wish I was dualbooting right now, I wanna save up and build a gaming pc, then I'll dualboot linux and windows because windows is for gaming.
>>690171559
fuck I meant bootcamp not bandcamp
>>690170528
I most certainly do not plan on taking dives often lol. So basically it's: good leathers overall, decent amount of hard plating on things like shoulders spine and elbows. Alright, sounds simple enough. And obviously I'll get help with picking out what fits me best from the guys at whatever shop I end up at so yeah. I'm actually starting to get really excited now that I'm officially saving money for all of it, feels real now I guess. We should ride together at some point!
>>690171559
I'm running Fedora on a SSD atm, have Windows 10 and 8 on a 2TB drive. It's pretty convenient. I'm guessing you're more of an Ubuntu person though?
>>690171559
Dude I like Both I dont really play much on my laptop but i kinda wanna play some shit. I had a pc last winter sold it cuz i wasnt using it was amaze tho. Ran WOW at like 100fps. I like my mac because its just solid Nothing really bad happens drivers dont shit on me. Its just chill for surfing web watching shit encoding movies.
but yeah Direct X > Open Gl
>>690171332
>>690171543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRSSfw97XY
good luck you two :)
>kagami
>>690170843
Night anon
>>690171332
>>690171543
>
>>690171022
What does it taste like?
Wonder if there's bumble bees down in texas and yup. They're assholes
>>690171943
foregot pic
>>690171810
I like Ubuntu but I really wanna try Mint, I don't know if its any good but the GUI looks friendly. I had Ubuntu on my last computer because it ran windows 8 and I used it for work, but I haven't installed it on this one because I've been using it for personal stuff and haven't found a need for Linux, though I love running it because its fun
>and a lot of the people around me are tech incompetent so they think Linux is some kind of godly operating system for tech guys.
here
>>690172042
It taste like movie theatre popcorn but a bit sweeter and without all the butter
>Though I do add melted butter because its delicious
