Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689366605
Pretty good too, just woke up not long ago
>>689366836
Pretty good too, hope your bike don't get stained. Mizore should be here this afternoon..
Speaking of bikes, it's been a while since I did some cycling done, the job is taking all my time
>>689367023
Maybe we live next to each others :o
I'll see you later, enjoy your lurk~
>>689367308
Nvm I guess, desu.
>>689367285
It's certainyl a better use of funds than Sagrada familia
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
Claimed
Rin claimed!
Miho claimed
Kneesocks primed, raring and ready to go!
>conversation starter
https://youtu.be/9iym331fPek
>haven't claimed in ages claim
>claiming yume
>>689367425
Sorry, already posted when I saw it.
>>689367285
>You missed the Spain - Czech Republic. I'm disappointed.
>Pique scored
Well I mean, was it interesting atleast?
>>689364869
No.
>>689365098
Kyouko.
>>689365670
Ahh yes, its always nice when different branches of the same company have no real communication between them.
Time to elect them as honorary niggers.
>>689367557
Jibril.
Do it.
>>689367207
>Some have long hair
I don't like them as much from what I've seen.
>which is mostly Miho
And the dark haired loader girl.
>>689367181
I'm a little disappointed I didn't find anything Kemono yet.
>lurking
>>689367442
You're waifu is shit
*/tips fedora/*
So how is everyone doing this fine day?
>>689367624
Hatsu is best zuki, so I approve. Her and the 2 poi sisters would make great pets, desu.
OK, I managed to fit Emi into the Dr. Pepper truck.
>Shiro
>>689367595
What?
>>689367595
*smack smack
Gabriel
>>689367308
Ritsu Tainaka claim
>To that Anon I'm too lazy to link
I agree fully. Mizore indeed a cute.
>>689367418
It won't as long as I don't let it sit for days. But some odd hours it'll be fine. Afternoon? How much longer is that? I might go for a nap if it's long enough.
Get to those trails!
>>689367847
This reminds me of the OG waifu team that Eu made, desu.
Hello
My keyboard's spacebar just went, now I have to use a smaller old keyboard.
>>689368005
You don't want to see the clusterfuck it has become now
brand new K-On official artwork released
Jun is clearly using a modern smartphone and Yui is using selfie stick
Season 3 confirmed? ',:^)
>>689367429
Definitely.
>>689367592
90 minutes of Spain attacking and bombarding CR's goal and Cech going god-mode
>>689367847
That's a lot of waifus
>>689367595
Hello Syndra.
>>689367775
>Her and the 2 poi sisters would make great pets, desu.
That list lacks Tokitsukaze.
>>689368005
and then newfags ruined waifu
>>689368005
That is a horrible depiction, though Taihou almost saves it.
>>689367847
Woah, getting a bit overcrowded, I can dig it
>>689368014
Hello Mio-chan
>>689368083
I can see from the Dr. Pepper truck. What in the literal fuck, desu.
>>689368119
>Tokitsukaze
Not fluffy enough.
>>689368111
So what are you up to Emi?
Training going well?
>>689367847
>no Reindhardt
it's pretty shit m8
>>689368091
Oh my gosh
>>689368192
Hey Rit-chan!
>>689368119
No, Hatsuzuki, brown poi, and poidachi would make best pets.
>>689368141
True story.
>>689368145
I'm sorry, forgot the pic was made to impress you, desu.
>>689367847
Whoah, you added me yet still?
>And you chose such an amazing image
>I own that figure myself
Fucking awesome, I appreciate it.
>>689368091
>selfie stick
i hope they get hit by a truck
then a car
>>689368360
Holy hell, batman. Hallow is in this one, desu.
>>689367847
Wait, why am i on there?
>>689367851
Nothing.
Hi.
>>689368360
So many
And not even the newest one.
>>689367775
They're all pretty cute.
There's more than one poi?
I like Harusame, though and her other sisters deserve a kai2, as well.
>>689368005
Only one with Taihou I've seen!
>>689368372
>brown poi
?
Sup everyone? I'm at the doctors its dumb. Where's that's stockings person I was talking to yesturday and wtf is up with that autism rant
>>689368273
>Not fluffy enough.
Whaa, Tokitsu is super fluffy.
Look at how adorable she is.
>Kyouko
>>689368091
It's Keion, actually
>>689368331
What's up?!
>>689368119
Tokitsukaze a cute
>>689367969
I remember her showing up in the middle of the afternoon, I'd say she'll show up in 3 hours. I'm not completely sure tho
The weather says no ;-;
>>689368273
Apart from getting trips I'm getting ready for a French class, I had stopped going while studying for other stuff, but now I have no excuse.
Now I've noticed that I'm already late, awesome.
I'm training again, I started with a short run this morning, I'm getting ready for a 6k, I think I've mentioned it. Anyway, this is going to be a busy month, so I'll have to organise my training schedule for once.
>>689368671
>brown poi
Shigure, go back to lurk.
>>689368111
That it is.
>>689368669
Because I chose to add you in.
>>689368671
Here, have a brown poi with poidachi, desu.
>>689368372
As a representation of the old sect, it is.
>>689369130
Then you'll have to go back in time and take it up with Eu, because it was made a while back, desu.
>>689368736
But look at what she's competing with and you can't have too many destroyer pets, else you become a crazy boat fucker lady.
>>689369130
It really is, especially calling it "og" is dumb considering the RWBY fags and lacking several of the originals like You, Saber, Nymph or me.
>>689368005
Yes, the elitist oldfags want to feel special all the time, we get it.
>>689369298
Thought you were in that one too, Shiki. I don't have the one of when nymph was added, either, desu.
>>689369298
Someone's mad again :3
>>689369298
>else you become a crazy boat fucker lady.
Well I don't know how bad of a thing that is.
Yuudachi, Hatsuzuki and Tokitsu are enough.
I don't care that much about Bokure.
>>689368776
Alright, I'll try and be up then or shortly after.
Tell the weather to suck it and get riding!
>>689369529
Post more under boob
>>689369490
I can't believe there's kids who unironically still say mad.
>>689368771
Not much, looking for a new keyboard on Amazon to replace my now broken one. Also playing some OW. You?
>>689369529
I'll see you later then?
But I'm worried about my chains, I don't have the correct oil to clean them when it's raining
>>689369692
confirmed for assmad faggot
>>689369692
it's a pretty useful word
>>689369810
r u ass agitated my dude<
>>689369889
only if it is wednesday my dude ;DDDDDD
>>689369978
but is mooday :(
>>689369298
Precisely.
>>689369820
In the right context so is "le", but both just make you look like a cancerous memer when used wrongly.
>>689369720
Not much
Eating breakfast
What in the fuck is happening desu ka
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>689370213
We've recently had a clusterfuck related to trolls, shiposters and general faggots, basically some people get triggered by anything related to old pictures.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>689370412
Thank God
>>689370121
le lenny le
>>689370213
Welcome back. Had fun in jail?
>>689370412
>>689370412
Nice copypasta
>>689370412
Good get the fuck out oldfag
Atago is Mai.
>>689370199
Forgot picture
>>689370412
You better not leave me here, Atago.
>>689370479
It was a blast, desu.
>>689370199
>>689370615
What are you eating for breakfast?
>>689370376
>>689370412
elitist old FAGS! >:(
>>689369497
b-baka
But you're right, it's not easy although possible to restrict oneself to three or so.
- tsuzu
>>689370631
Get raped in the booty?
>>689370631
I'm sure it was.
We never really talked but you seem okay.
What's for lunch, /waifu/?
>>689368818
>Anyway, this is going to be a busy month, so I'll have to organise my training schedule for once.
Right out of the exam pan and into the fire huh?
>>689370731
i wish they'd commit sudoku already
faggots
>>689370376
>a clusterfuck
It's nothing worth noting, really.
>>689370412
Don't come back.
>>689370807
Food.
>>689370631
It's just a copypasta
>>689370731
I'm leaving
Bye
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
(thanks for using my meme)
>>689370412
Nobody wants you here.
>>689370743
All day, er'ry day. I didn't get a chance to buy my soap chain, because I was "short on funds". Jokes on them. I didn't wanna buy it.
>>689370791
I'll respond to anybody who responds to me. I'm like a cat. Or a horny 14 year old girl. You can decide, desu.
>>689370807
dick and balls you healslut
>>689368005
>no Tomoko
It's shit.
>>689369692
Still not a kid. What's wrong with the word mad?
>>689369810
>>689369820
And why do these two shits answer as if they were me. Get fucked you memester I am baiting this one.
>>689370868
>It's nothing worth noting, really.
This.
>>689370960
Yeah, I see that now. Haven't been on here much anymore so I hadn't seen it, desu.
>>689370921
Hmm, that seems utterly generic.
>>689370992
BUT BITCH IM BOBBY WITH THATOOL
>>689370987
Nobody wants any of the edgy oldfags around.
>>689371176
What is this meme?
Mai stop trying, you aren't doing fuck all.
>>689371131
I really like that Mercy.
>I can't stop not lurking
>>689371098
Where did Atago even go? He hasn't been here in a long time and if he said why he went somewhere else I don't remember because my memory is trash
>>689371314
>I can't stop not lurking
It's ok as long as you post Murakumo.
>>689367308
Does anyone have the hentai where Mugi gets fucked by a nigger?
>>689371276
>Because every aggressive post is that one faggot in disguise, right?
Fucking autists.
>>689371368
He just plays World of Warships all day now, desu.
>>689371446
Mai isn't a person. She's an idea
>>689371314
Knowing your multi-tasking abilities, that's pretty bad.
>>689371314
Which boat is that?
Let's get some music going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBFG2vsyCM
>>689371532
Fuck off Mai
>>689371446
He's the only who cares enough.
Or you're Atago in which case, nobody wants you here.
>>689370853
>Right out of the exam pan and into the fire huh?
Pretty much.
>15 minutes late to class. Still not even fully clothed.
lmaoing at my own life
>>689371580
>Mercy
Finally best girl is here
>>689371627
World of cancer
>claimed <3
>>689371580
I love how it's actually the only Mercy mesh with smaller boobs.
>the impish one
It's Hatsuzuki.
>>689371559
I agree, but I did something!
>>689371399
Now I'm conflicted.
>>689371625
Nah, Atago is just another boat loving oldfag who tried acting superior and relevant on an image board full of degenerates. Glad that faggot is gone
>>689371759
And i'm here to stay, anal girl.
>>689371919
Boats are girls too, desu.
>>689371594
http://wearrivealive.bandcamp.com/track/this-is-a-city-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuD4K60P16k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fdqe6bYHDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WdNAbVU44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSHOiABiF8
>>689371909
How many pixels changed? 5? 10?
>>689371909
Personally I like mercy with huge tits
>>689371594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuraWZkkgeQ
>>689370807
Handful of pills and a sugar cookie...
>>689371627
>>689370730
Just need Yui!
>>689370730
Cheerios
>>689371919
I'm very much glad myself.
Cringy ass nigger he was.
>>689372098
Can I have some of those pills, I just got my wisdom tooth taken out (third one)
>>689371759
I know that feel, why are you learning french again?
>>689372082
Heresy
>>689371044
>posted at 9:11
>dubs
Welp ain't no claiming her back now
>>689372272
i can slide you some promethezine w/codeine sizurp if you're not a pussy
>>689371909
Murakumo a best.
Friendly reminder that Elitism is good and the plebian cry babies should fuck off back to a REAL hugbox like
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/literallyanywherebuthere/
>>689372303
It's canon
>>689372372
>drinking purple drank
I'm not trying to freeze my body for the day
>>689372428
Every time I think I got a handle on all the boatgirls there's always more than I think.
>>689371594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hb-8WzvJI
>>689372545
You forgot >>>/twatter/, desu.
Tired.
>>689372545
friendly reminder that you should fuck off and kill yourself
haha, bepis! ;D
>>689372550
175 ships in the game at the moment, kek.
Atleast I know all of them, but that's because I've been playing for 2 years.
>>689371935
You better stay, grandma
>>689371594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q46Osg9C4pA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk1HLHk0m7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJmBwmkHH_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH9cB1tf_JM
>>689372303
I had a whole year to learn languages, so I started taking English, German and French. The English classes are over, my German teacher left (and her substitute eventually did too) and French is all I have left.
I miss German...
I dug up my waifu and all that was left was her toe.
>>689372757
I don't think you need to play for 2 years to memorize em all, think of how easy it is to memorize entire pokémon lists.
>>689367308
Inaba
Ey hows everyone doing today?
>>689372068
I'll totally go back to lurking after this post.
>maybe, help
>>689372082
Huge tits a scary.
>>689372272
It's just more innocent or something.
Helps if she's also some kind of demon something.
>totally makes sense
>>689372428
I'm glad you have the correct opinion!
>>689372708
Cry for more (You)s
I've got plenty to give and your tears and anguish are sustaining my time here.
Cry baby. CRY.
>>689372921
>think of how easy it is to memorize entire pokémon lists.
That's not really that easy as you may think.
>>689372601
<3
>>689372120
I wonder where Yui is right now. Cheerios, huh. I've never actually tried those. I should
>>689372272
I dont got what you need man, Ive got long and dull. You need short and sharp
>>689372927
Top tier. I should finish that show sometime, left off half way through it.
Also, decided to stay up. Sleep can fuck off for a day.
>>689372770
I didn't know 37 was grandma age
>>689372952
and why is that?
>>689372960
>autists really believe this
it would explain your shit waifu and your pathetic NEET existence kek
>>689372770
We had to choose between french and german, I chose french but can barely remember anything but "I can't speak french". Hopefully you're better at languages than me.
>>689372921
>think of how easy it is to memorize entire pokémon lists.
That's not exactly easy, plus I would argue that pokemon are easier in terms of design to remember.
>>689372770
God damnit I love the Katawa Shoujo soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOo55jYJlV8
>>689373155
Guess ill man up and endure.
do you do pills for recreation or do you actually need em?
>>689373162
Tbh I too never finished, because I'd be super sad if I saw the ending, knowing that this is all there is and there will never be more. ;_;
>>689373056
No.
>>689373217
Autists believe what?
That you are a giant crying nigger baby and your only arguments are
>implied implications
>SpongeBob reaction pictures
Hah. This is the type of faggotry that elitism would keep away.
But you guys just had to be soft shelled shits.
>>689373465
<3
>>689373473
>faggots that try this hard
i can feel your salt coming from here, it brings me such joy to see useless pieces of shit like you so upset on a faggot thread, we can only hope you'll shoot yourself within the year ;D
>hurr hurr muh elitists!
>hurr durr waifu so shit amg! oldfags unite! >:((
seriously, kill yourself you fucking degenerate
>>689373051
Is it not? I guess it being easy for me and playing it competitively once in a while made me think it's easier than it is.
>>689373233
They are much much easier to memorize in terms of design, but there's a lot more of them and evolutions, some of them aren't that easy to relate.
In KC all you have is slight design changes on some upgrades.
>>689373473
Get baited harder next time, nigger.
>>689373460
I think it more so was just veering in a direction I wasn't happy with at the time, and I had a lot of other stuff to watch back then. I'll put it back on my backlog right after IM@S and Love Live.
>>689373176
I was just pulling your leg
>Now, make the joke
>>689373233
I love languages with a passion. I'd love to speak at least 10 different languages and learn them through immersion, like going to Denmark to learn Danish.
And French is fairly easy for me because my mother tongue is a romance language, so I can't really compare
>>689373261
It's absolutely gorgeous. It still makes me feel a lot. I can't even 100% KS because of those goddamned feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgV6vN0Evs
>healthy eating
I like that
Best waifu incoming.
>>689373423
Need em, lot of fucky bits
>ks
