Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Why aren't you lurking?
still here
>claim
>>689373261
ey b0us
>>689373118
ey Mio
>>689374021
>speak atleast 10 different languages
jesus nigger fuck that thats a shit ton of work.
French is hot tho. I want to go to france
I love Emi so much...
Miho claimed
Obligatory claim.
I'm leaving
Goodbye, all of you, I've been here for around 7 or so months, not that it really matters. Just odd how much time I've sunk into this.
Just not a fan of the community and I think I've run my course as a member of it.
How I act in the community and in PMs is nowhere near my genuine self and I've been putting on a front for over half year, it's been exhausting and has been getting in the way of other personal matters.
I'm aware of the recent surge of users leaving or just minimizing participation and I've said on multiple occasions that I'll stay until the community dies. Problem is, It's not going to. So I'd just be lounging around until something medically urgent happens to me or I'll become unwanted, both of which I'm not too fond of as a result. Sorry to those I may have lead into believing that I'll be here for as long as I possibly can. I just can't see it happening at this point, and I won't put my own state of being and relationship with actual friends on the line just for the sake of an online community. It's just not worth it.
So with that, I'm off.
>>689373657
Here's a (You). In case you weren't aware, it gets pretty hot here during the summer, desu.
Best type moon claimed.
Let's hope this thread doesn't get retarded as well.
>>689374205
O.
>>689374205
>
>>689374236
Already happened, and will happen no matter what.
>>689374236
> implying we don't already make it retarded
I feel offended, desu.
>>689374205
>>689373657
>>689373841
Have another (You)
You call this salt? This is barely anything.
All I'm doing is talking to two fags who have nothing better to do than shitpost on 4chan.
Good job finding this thread but seriously, elitism is great.
You exhibit elitism too you know, my inferiority as a degenerate is the stance you take your views from. Your elitism is just different.
How hypocritical can you be?
DID YOUR MOTHER GIVE BIRTH IN A LAND MINE FIELD?
4 emi
>>689374236
Can it get more retarded?
>>689374367
>not emi
>>689374044
No, this IS /b/. Fuck outta here with your faggotry
>>689374205
Nice copy pasta.
>Trist
>>689374236
Too late
>>689374021
I'll be sure to give you a tour and help you if you ever find yourself up here, I've always envied people who are good with languages.
>>689374189
>French is hot tho
Ayyy baguette, vin
What's up Popura?
>>689374205
*flashbacks*
Heya weird face
>>689374414
Yes
>>689374414
Alto
Nigga im wallin
claim and lurk
>>689374236 (You)
>>689374229 (You)
>>689374224 (You)
>>689374202 (You)
>>689374195 (You)
>>689374189 (You)
>>689374186 (You)
>>689374181 (You)
>>689374171 (You)
>>689374143 (You)
>>689374080 (You)
>>689374334 (You)
>>689374344 (You)
>>689374414
>>689374205
out of any copypasta you choose this one?
faggot
>>689374663
You missed one
>>689374236 (You)
>>689374229 (You)
>>689374224 (You)
>>689374202 (You)
>>689374195 (You)
>>689374189 (You)
>>689374186 (You)
>>689374181
>>689374171 (You)
>>689374143 (You)
>>689374080 (You)
>>689374334 (You) (You)
>>689374344 (You)
>>689374414
Samefag
>>689374813
Am I going to have to suggest you so you can be annoying? Being white noise in text isn't helping your case.
>Tristana
>>689374205
too soon
>>689374578
Of course, i forgot about your special abilities.
>>689374355
I guess. Once in a blue moon it isn't always like that, though.
>>689374414
It probably can. Oh well, it's good for keeping my mind off of my goddess, I suppose.
Does Tenryuu still show up here?
>>689374611
New tristana is so cute :3
>>689374612
YOU MEAN WILLIN?
>>689375010
fuck not you
>>689374495
>>689374713
I typed this out looking at the screenshot, probably should have just looked for an archive but oh well :p
>>689374574
salvation army megu, how are you qt? :o
>>689375010
;-;
>>689375010
Either being troll or proving to us he's a sociopath. I like the pasta though, seeing that it's unique to us.
Hello
>>689375090
>>689375063
Indeed
> when you beat the guy in an internet argument who was the only one giving you (You)s
The cheese is real
>Akiko, Yume, Mio
Claimed
>claiming yume
>>689375318
thats me
>>689375318
Pro skills
>>689375070
Every now and again. He was here at the morning.
He mostly hangs around ts3 and WoWs
>>689375306
You get my (You) just by existing you infidel
>>689375134
>salvation army megu
You motherfucker REEEEEEEEE
I'm fine Gringo, what about you?
>>689374189
>jesus nigger fuck that thats a shit ton of work.
Not so much, once you learn a language from a family, the others get a little easier.
>French is hot tho. I want to go to france
French qts are top tier, any woman speaking proper French gets 100% more attractive. And the language feels like silk touching your ears.
I want to go too. I'm relatively close but I've never been there.
>>689374367
Classic
>>689374460
I have it, but thanks kek
>>689374504
>I'll be sure to give you a tour and help you if you ever find yourself up here
That'd be great. As much as I like to be on my own while traveling, a native's help is always appreciated
>I've always envied people who are good with languages.
It's probably genetic, so I can't brag about it.
>>689375306
You deserve a (you) for preaching the truth, some call it Elitism, I call it having standards.
>>689375083
>>689375349
:o
>>689375525
gringo is what we call your kind :O
I am good, stayed up all night and I'm tired but I gotta work out with friends in an hour .-.
>>689375159
There are several memes at work that you aren't getting, friend.
The only "real" shitposters are the ones that post without an avatar.
Gracing them with a serious reply is the worst thing you could do.
Ebrietas daughter of cosmos. She is so pure and her eyes are beautiful.
>>689375306
its ok. youre pretty chill
>>689375696
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
High res Akiko claim
QOTT: Do you remember your thoughts when you first saw your waifu?
>>689375278
Gotta go eat bruh
I'll meme with you later.
>>689375884
Joy
You?
>>689375537
Speaking of classic
Do you listen to any classical music?
>>689375626
Oh god IS THAT A ROCKET IN YOUR POCKET?
>>689375777
>>689375560
And here is one for you!
@689375520
Heard you have multiple waifu. No you.
>>689375083
You get me
>>689375537
If you wanna go yo France, avoid Paris, it's one of the worst city when it comes to hospitality
>Source: french friends
>>689375692
Das wacist, amigo :o
Ah well, gotta go get those gains~
Get huge Konata
>>689375884
I didn't like her at first, kek.
>>689375884
Yes
>Waifumaterial
After seeing 2 more episods I knew I was right
>Not liking Mary hurdur
>>689375884
I was probably like 7 so I was probably like "this bitch cool and blue"
>>689376012
we all gonna make it
I'm not racist and don't like them .-.
>>689375884
Something along the lines of
"Holy fuck, she's beautiful" or "she's fucking adorable"
>>689375989
I made a good amount of black friends in uni, their lingo/slang stuck to me like a second language
>>689376119
Shut your cute face up
>>689375939
Yes, I got really intrigued by her attitude and could tell that she was a silent hero, even without knowing why or what she was going through.
>>689375884
She's so fucking upbeat and manages to stay happy, I love her so much. And boob circles too?
>>689376165
That's a huge forehead.
>>689375884
I remember not liking her as much at first, until I started to watch more. Then I liked her a lot more
>>689375971
That was supposed to disgust you. Oh well, how's your day?
>>689376119
You don't like gringos? :o
>>689375884
I remember not being too keen on her, her character is very downplayed in the first movie and almost completely different in the second movie, then 3 rolled around and I waas captured.
This smile in that conquest, I couldn't resist.
>>689375884
Hmm.. Something along the lines of
>"Woah, wait a second, who is this?!"
Then I went out to the catalog of /a/ and found a thread, learned her name, where to read the manga, I think her anime had just aired so I was desperately trying to find it, I honestly believe the first time I saw it, it was on kissanime.
Hard to explain why, but the first time I saw Tomoko I could feeeeel my heart strings being tugged. And I knew that Tomoko was perfect.
When I get my internet back up and working I can even show you the exact panel I saw.
>>689376119
kek
>>689376049
Dude. Mary is great, they did the Kuudere thing right with the slow pacing.
>>689376023
That's funny because I didn't like Kyouko at first too, she seemed like a terribly bland anti-hero. But then we got to know her personality and background better and... oh my.
>>689376499
>conquest
kek, Context*.
>>689376119
No me llames frijolero, pinche gringro puñetero
>Tristana
>>689376438
numbed up, I paid the dentist man to pull my teet out.
How about you?
>>689376237
thanks for the support qt 22/7 :o
>>689376462
I'm pretty sure most of waifu is gringo and I love you niggas ^_^
>>689376493
kyle
>>689375884
This was in 2010. Euphoria, became enamored with her everything from her looks to her personality and backstory was just wonderful in every way.
Juri alone motivated me to get in shape and I did, and I'm incredibly active now, usually going for long runs or working out at the gym. My thoughts essentially were "I have found my goddess, and now I must work tirelessly every day to be a servant worthy of her praise." I've won a few local tournaments with her as well which had me on overload for a few weeks.
>>689375884
"Heh, this girl just crashed into me because she goes running everywhere. She's just like me"
I laughed at people with waifus back then "fucking no-life weebs lol", but after I met her...
THERE WAS NO WAY BACK
>>689375971
Sometimes, mostly Beethoven's stuff and Chopin's Nocturnes. Vivaldi's Winter and Mozart's Lacrimosa are great too.
>>689376012
Capitals are always shit. Somehow, every capital manages to be a shithole
>>689376621
I'm about to partake in some oatmeal and then go out for a run. Do you run or have other hobbies?
>>689376317
I wish I could say that it's because there's a huge brain.
>>689376317
Yes, there is in fact a forehead under her frou
>>689376871
Yeah, obviously not the case.
>>689376929
That's not how faces work, kill it with fire.
>>689376929
Akiko_is_an_alien.png
>>689376493
Renge
>>689376624
Would you still love me if I wore a sombrero and a poncho during Halloween? :o
>>689376759
Yeah, that's true.. Only told you that because most people think it's super romantic in Paris kek
If you ever go there, hope you have a good time
>>689376624
You can't call me cute, you don't even know what I look like.
I am 54 year old obese man
>>689376759
Nice choices. I do enjoy mozart's overtures
>>689376795
For me it would be lifting, arms day everyday. How do you prepare your oatmeal?
>>689376595
I don't speak Spanish :O
>>689377191
only if you send me pics ;3
>>689377239
I'm bi and pretty open minded it's cool my pal
>>689376871
>>689376965
filthy peasants tryin to slander my beautiful waifu's forehead
>>689377187
>
>>689377342
More room for a facial if the girl has a big forehead.
>>689376543
>Kuudere best dere
but Mary still sucks compared to Yume
>>689377187
You're one to talk about alien faces, miss WIDE.
>>689377319
Yes you do, feliz dia 5 de maio.
>>689377613
> miss WIDE.
>>689377319
Ok bb let's go on a date, where do you want to go eat?
Are you here?
How did you slept?
>>689377622
cinco de mayo is over >_<
>>689377770
taco bell qt :o
Heyooo
>>689377613
She is beautiful wide like that, Shaft artstyle and how their characters are drawn always amazes me. Madoka is the wiiidest.
>>689376624
kyle
>>689377191
DM!
>>689377868
I just woke up and opened this thread right when you posted this.
>>689375982
>having multiple folders = multiple waifu
you of all people should know the difference nigga
>>689375306
the only thing you won was a named bullet
>>689377914
Hiyooooo~
>You caught me just as was going to wash my bike
I'm going to bed now night everyone.
>>689377882
I actually like taco bell, you can get anything you want ^^
>>689378025
Oh.
That's great, do you want to play now or later?
Seems they are eating themselves again.
>>689377319
Uhhh...
Fuck, I haven't actually done it
>yet
>>689377914
Cute, stalker, harem leading ice girl
Someone was waiting for you
>>689377951
What's up my dude?
>>689377239
>It's not for exercise
Water, quaker oats then boil. Added stuff are panela,I'm not Colombian;a few bits of Mexican cinnamon- not a beany man- and cloves; quinoa flakes and maca. Shit is practically bloodstream by now.
>>689377319
Que mentiroso
>>689378093
Goodnight Miho.
>>689378093
Night Miho!
>>689378077
thanks
>>689378066
there is none m8
>>689377954
>>689378077
Nice
>Mio
>>689377191
>most people think it's super romantic in Paris kek
If I go there I'm going straight to the Moulin Rouge. Fuck romance, gimme dem girls (and drama, because I loved the movie)
>>689377239
>mozart's overtures
Great taste as well!
Here, take Figaro's Aria as a sign of appreciation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHZkkgowdY
>>689377882
Are you sure you don't speak Spanish? Maybe you are an undercover Spanish speaker...
>>689378093
Night!
>>689378091
>Coming at the best times
I'm at the library for a little bit so my connection us more stable.
>>689378077
God fucking damnit.
>>689378093
Bye
>H
>>689378187
*equips towel*
wanna take this outside you little shit?
>>689378139
>>689378274
I'm not lying ;-;
>>689378115
5 layer burrito ^_^
but what are you getting? :O
>>689377951
how you holding up kyle?
>>689378135
I'm looking forward to it
I haven't trick or treated since I was like 8 :o
>>689377914
hello friend
>>689378126
Whenever.
Menma is the spitting image of my waifu. And I love it.
>>689378344
lol towelhead
fite me
>>689378424
Ok.
I'll let you relax for now.
>>689378066
Haha, sure, but those are all dedicated to Tomoko.
>Tomoko
>>manga
>>anime
>>lewd
>>this folder will not be shared
>>new images
>>"bad" (images I either don't fully appreciate or straight from DA)
>>gifs/webms
>>flash files
C'mon man.
>>689378491
>towelhead
Can't believe I didn't see that coming
What time is it over there?
>>689378077
THAT'S WHAT I THINK EVERY TIME, THANK YOU JESUS
>>689378348
Time to learn then.
"Hello, what's up dude?" is "Hola, ¿qué tal, puta?"
>>689378348
Ok then. Besides English, what do you speak or wanting to learn?
>>689378469
Menma is a feels-thread-tier waifu, good tastes anon. Mine is Misaki Nakahara from Welcome to the NHK.
>>689378274
>Fuck romance, gimme dem girls
My nigga
Moulin Rouge is a cabaret, right? I don't much about that place
>>689378348
I haven't done it since I was 12, now I put on a costume for the parties~
>>689378348
Quesorito, too good.
Where shall we go after taco bell?
>>689378139
I'll have to try it one day, definitely with some cinnamon
>>689378274
Sounds like something I heard in the dentist today.
>>689378081
>kys
You suck at this. Lurk moar to raise your shitpost level, newb.
>>689378690
Lol thats more like "Hey waddup bitch"
>>689378135
Just work. Standard day here, easy but boring. What about you?
>>689378348
Am surviving kyle, but not enjoying the start of a new work week. How are you my dude?
>>689378715
My waifu is actually Shiro (deadman wonderland), but Menma is also great, reminds me of Shiro quite a bit.
>>689374574
>ayy baguette vin
eyyyy b0us
nothing much.
>>689375537
>feels like silk touching your ears
god yes, but whenever i think of romance languages for some reason all i can hear is loud obnoxious slavs chanting anoo cheeki breeki and rush b
>>689378663
Cmon you know that's not what I mean
I mean Tomoko is your waifu even if you don't have a single image of her.
Even if you have a million folders of other girls/dudes
Saving characters that I think look nice doesn't mean they're waifu
>>689378668
Like 1:23 pm
My sleeping schedule is starting to derail
>>689378690
that's not very nice :(
>>689378700
I only speak English, but maybe one day I will learn Spanish :o
>>689378742
I don't go to parties, but I really want to cosplay as Konata this year ^-^
>>689378785
your place? :o
>>689378854
tired, gotta work out soon but will hang in there for you
>>689378799
Sauce?
>>689378690
>"Hola, ¿qué tal, puta?"
el o-o el.
Sounds legitimate-o.
>>689378799
>implying i'm the same anon who would lurk this shit thread
wow, it must suck dick being you irl. Petty, narcissistic and unbelievably vain. Tell me, NEET filth, why haven't you swallowed a bullet yet?
>>689377935
I've always preferred less stylized character designs, like Shiki.
>>689378690
Side mouths are the worst.
>>689376621
Fucking triggered.
- tsuzu
>>689379010
Boku no Pico
>>689378690
Español español.
Piernas.
Ruri.
>>689379030
You a cute,
>>689378942
>starting
dats a good one family
>>689379030
You sound like a fucking tryharding fag.
Just how many spaniards do we have?
>>689379036
With those direct insults how could you NOT lurk this thread?
And how can I shoot myself in the head if you keep shooting yourself in the foot?
>>689378996
My place? What would we do there?
>>689379114
Oppai mercy is life
