Help rekindle our relationship, /b/.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Help rekindle our relationship, /b/.
>>682469204
Rim my hamster
OK, I'm not gonna fuck around. I wanna fuck you and I know you wanna fuck me, so let's just do it. Come over to mine in half an hour
Cmon bros, help a fellow faggot out.
I believe in you!
Hey ex, I was just going past (enter sentimental place here) and it really brought back good memories for me. I've been thinking a lot about you and how we ended and I feel like I'm not over you and I may never be. I know it's a shot in the dark but I would really like to see you again and talk to you Ineed person. I just really miss you
Honestly, thinking about everything we did together. I still go to the same places, hoping you might just be there by coincidence, but you never are. There's a lot of me that's missing since we split and it took me a long time to realize that part of me is you. You know i even picked up some of your habits while we were together? The same slang, even a bit of how i laugh has changed. But i always think of you when i'm laughing any, you dumb cunt. I'm better than you and you held me down. Who cares if you're hot? Someone who will make me complete again will be someone who knows me and has an ounce of intelligence
>>682469931
Roll
Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus!
>>682469204
>8%
>7%
>?%
>>682469931
Roll
>>682470080
>??%
>>6%
>>682469931
>>682469973
How was i able to post again in less than 30 seconds? Also, roll
you wanna succ?
i miss you so much, it hurts sometimes
Forget the fucking pizza, here is the damn truth, i fucking miss you, i know we could do fuckinh better, now drop whatever you're doing and come for god damn ice cream and the best fucking sex you ever had.
>>682470289
Fix my typos, im on cellphone. Roll
>>682470356
This
>>682470356
Roll
>>682470289
rell for this
>>682470111
23 decides next
>>682470433
WINRAR, be alpha like you always wanted op
>>682470111
Winrar right here
>>682470225
Charge your phone
Just do it.
Just say "I miss you"
>>682470281
nice scrubs reference, roll
i wanna make you succ
>>682470490
Aaaaaaaaand you're fucked, OP.
Just delete number and move on now, damage is done.
i wanna feel u good
If there is one thing I learned for our relationship its that's I really love trap porn
>>682470483
Already winrard this with>>682470433
>>682470281
roll
>>682469766
So I was wondering what that ass is doing later tonight
>>682470715
Yup,
But hey, I'll let you lick my ass if you still want.
>>682470715
Yeah after this response, I'm sure it's all fucking fucked.
Seriously, "Hoi", wtf?
>>682470824
>>682469204
Niggers tongue my anus
yeah you like that you fucking retard?
>>682470849
It's bitch for "UH UH NIGGA I AIN'T READIN' ALL OF DAT"
Want to flash me your tits?
>>682470849
Thats the sound of her vagina opening for you.
>>682470849
Legitimately stupid woman. Jesus OP, low standards
>>682470849
Hoi back.
>>682470849
Undertale.. kill her and run
>>682471027
Re roll
>>682470849
HOI
When something goes wrong for you or when you have no luck
I have lost my wallet....Hoi!
Bouncer: " Your not allowed in the club tonight"
Dwayne: "Hoi!"
Bookies: "Sorry sir you lost your bet"
Dwayne: "Hoi!"
>>682470849
>fucking fucked
I can only assume you're bubbles now.
"YOU A BITCH NIGGA ANYWAYS."
>>682470824
Trying this again
OP send her this picture and screenshot her reply.
Sorry, that was copied and pasted from a shitty youtube video comment that I accidentally pasted. How about you share that pizza with me?
>>682471069
Fuck it.
Dubs decides next.
just kidding
your a dumb slut
>>682471353
Seems legit...
i wanna fuck u in the ass
>>682471382
One last blowjob?
>>682471382
We should get a dog together
I tested positive for HIV, you should probably get tested.
>>682471353
Roll
>>682471455
Checked
>>682471455
Kek Winrar
>>682471455
Shitty winrar.
Don't send this OP, make this a quality thread
>>682471455
Whelp.
>>682471275
Roll
>>682471455
oh shit
i say this...and all u got to say is hoi..?
i tried to cheer u up and thats your comeback...
bitch plz.. i was over u 3 months b4 we broke up when i fucked you best friend.
keep reaching for that rainbow u dickslut.. ;)
love u
tips fedora.
>>682471353
Roll
Add picture of dick inside pizza and say "You sure you don't want to share? ;)"
>>682469766
Op gets dubs
>>682471382
climb on this dick with that pussy and lets bash out like DAT BOI!
"im drunk because i accidentally watch cp on your computer"
>>682471607
rollin 4 this
>>682471275
Roll
>>682471455
Still waiting for a response.
26, 32 or 69 decides next.
>>682471457
Roll
>>682471700
winrar
>>682471700
Dubs checked
>>682471607
yes, it must be done
>>682471275
Roll again
im coming to kidnap you to be my sex slave tonight.
I miss you lets get a dog
AAAAAAAAAWH SHIIIIT OP WINRAR
>>682471746
plz respond
>>682471777
TRIIIIIIIPS
>>682471275
Roll AGAIN
>>682471777
2 people got atleast dubs for this op
im gonna take you out on the pier and take my dick out and shove it in your small petite mouth
just like dear old dad.
>>682471797
Roll
>>682471275
rolling
>>682471382
My fucking sides
>>682471746
strzhsrtzjrzj
>>682471932
winrar
im gonna make u come tonight
over to my house
OP's phone probably died
>>682471932
WINNER OP Deliver now!
>>682471777
Can't ignore trips
>>682471777
rolling for mymasterpiece
fuck this ho
>>682472069
thanks
>>682472069
ty op
OPEE CHARGE UR PHON
>>682472069
I'm out now. This is doomed and boring. No chances of nudes, or getting you laid.
>>682472069
Lol op gets 69, send Can't ignore trips then
>>682472069
Top kek
>>682471275
rollin
>>682472069
just got in. pretty good thread so far OP.
>>682472069
>>682472069
>>682472170
holy shit, 2% man ):
jezus weer een nederkut lapswans
ayy bitch suck my big pepperoni nipples
>>682472069
btw do you read dawkins? xDDDD
>>682472069
listen lets just fuck ok
i have cancer
pls respond
>>682472358
toproll
Say "Personally, not to be weird at all (but this will stretch out if im not just straight forward) i think your super super cute, on like... every way, the first thing i do when i see someone new is try to look at their eyes as much as possible (because i love everything about eyes) and i really dig your eyes, even if I haven't had a conversation with you or anything I still remember everyone's eyes weather it's from seeing them in the hall or outside of school for a second, another thing, i know this probably sounds silly but i think you have pretty hair, and the cliche i know but you have this cute smile. And personally what catches my eye the most is you seem exactly like me in a way, boring but spontaneous as fuck"
>>682472069
oh god im sorry im just really confused right now
can you please send me a pic of your ass?
Look bitch, meet me now so I can violently fuck you in the doggy style position, while pulling your long thick hair. I'm so fucking hard right now.
>>682472203
OP stop being fucking dumb>>682471275
roll
>>682472437
Roll
>>682471932
Dubs next. If the ex replies any fucking time soon.
>>682472460
Assroll
>>682472358
>▶
this
>>682472358
rolling for this
Can I toungepunch your asshole until you're paraplegic
say this: alright look, i'm just kidding but I really want to get back together with you.
>>682472437
Roll, make the damage unrepairable
>>682472358
roll
>>682471275
fucking faggot!! you just made a thread about this shit!!! stop obsessing about bbc
>>682472358
roll
Im going to fuck your ass so good and tear your eye out and cum in your fucking eye socket
I'm only into men.. Wanna fuck?
im gonna take you out into my basement and im gonna strap you up with my leather skin handcuffs. you're gonna scream but you're gonna like it when i fuck you good like your daddy used to.
It's just a prank m'lady, but I really love you still
your ex is fucking stupid, how come she doesnt reply?
>>682471275
roll
>>682472358
canceroll
>>682472817
rolling
>>682472529
u dont say much now, do u ho..?
look Sam... I tried to be civil in our break up and i tried to look past the fact that u have been scewing around non stop during our relationship.
mainly cause i had fucked anything that could bend over and had holes and cause u used to give a mean blowjob..
any how.. im sure u are kind of upset now.. all i got to say is that i never cheated on u in the first week we were together..
but that friend of yours kept making a move on me..so i decided to fuck her and all the other bitches i could..
u give a good bj and u have a nice sense of humour but other than that u are doomed to be the third person.
u aint wife material u fat piece of shit and im glad we aint together anymore.
;)
love u though.
take care.
tips fedora.
"Sometimes I feel the butterflies in my stomach when I think about you, but then I usually find out it's just diarrhea"
I want you to treat me like my dad does. Fast and furious.
>>682472170
Charging phone now
Also still waiting on dubs
>>682472929
roll
Believe it or not I stole your moms purse so..whatever
Please block me so i can't keep being retarded
>>682472929
> u a fat piece of shit
ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
>>682472874
because shes calling the cops
>>682472953
Roll
>>682472922
Roll
>>682472922
winrar
>>682472999
>>682472971
I call bullshit.
In case of effective roll: "awgo8ngb8n5hbn"
>>682472971
wat?
>>682472971
>>682472358
pls op
>>682472992
rolling for masterpiece #2
>>682472971
That's a keeper
>>682472999
WINRAR
>>682472999
WINRRAARRR
>>682472971
Niceeeee go hit that OP
>>682473144
WIIIINNRARAR
Allahu Akbar
>>682471275
rolll
>>682473111
>>682472999
im gonna make you dissapear, and ur parents are gonna miss you babies
>>682473177
Nice one
>>682473177
roll what fag
>>682470225
that wasnt fucking dubs you newfag
>>682470849
You dutch? "Hoi"
>>682472999
WINROAR
>>682472922
Hope you don't mind me changing the gender.
My ex is a dude after all.
>>682472929
rolling..hit her with that combo, op
dont be scared homie
>>682471275
Roland
You fucking bitch. You're fucking dead. I wil find you and I will make you my sexslave. You will have a slow and painful death you fucking whore. I will rape every inch of you, and later I'm going to cut you into pieces, piece my piece.
>>682473308
> my ex is a dude after all
/thread
>>682473337
Plot twist
>>682473177
>>682471275
fucking roll
>>682473337
WHAT THE FUCK CUCK SUCK THE COCK
>>682473337
you a guy or a girl?
>>682473414
Abandon ship
>>682472999
I think this is working bros!!
I'm so excited!
>>682471275
Get it
"I just wanna get somma dat ass shit piss fuck in my dick lick poo fart ass shit bb"
>>682473147
roolll
fuck
you
hoi
>>682473537
*tips fedora* M'lady
>>682473677
hoi
>>682473677
Fucking win
>>682471275
one more time
>>682471275
Roll dubs get
i have cancer
>>682473725
hoi
>being this autistic
>>682471275
Get?
It burns when i pee, And sometimes i practice blowing cock. Only problem is that my whore of a mother refuses to share her black dildo, so i practice deepthroating on a gun.
You up for netflix and shitting on each other? ;)
>>682473833
Winnegar
>>682473725
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682473852
rolling
i have cancer. i've had it for a few months now. im glad im going i hope i never see you again fucking DICK
>>682473537
make sure u r texting your ex and not frodo;s cousin
rolling for..
u know whose dick u love
quite being a little brat and unleash the slut inside u
i ll wait for u for half hour..
i u are even one second late u shall never feel my cock inside u again....
throws fedora out of the window and waits for u to pick it up
u can leave your hat on
I want to join ISIS, will you join me? you will look better in a Burca! Alluh-ahkbar. (add this picture
>>682473935
Roll
>>682473926
roll
>>682473997
rerolll!!!
>>682473537
all joking aside, you should really get yourself tested...
Sry bro it's just a prank ay lmaoooo dem memes man. wanna netflix and chill and eat some oreos? Love you bb
Zozzle
i have cancer and its all your fault
please fuck me just 1 more time before i die
its the least you can do
>>682473997
rolll
>>682473833
My ex stopped replying. Hope everything is ok.
>>682473926
Roll
>>682474011
WIN
HOI
I want to be cucked by a black man. I want to see you take that filthy nigger animals beautiful black penis. I want to see your white girl vagina penetrated by his giant BBC.
>>682474011
Winrar, thank you anon<3
>>682474077
Winrar!
>>682473997
rol
>>682474059
Reroll
I'm jacking off I need some help ;) send a cheeky pic of pen in pooper?
who /hoi/ here?
>>682473926
Rolling
>>682473833
Got
>>682474243
hoi
>>682474243
hoi
>>682474174
Rolling for this
get cucked
>>682474399
And we have another winner
>>682474138
roll
>>682474077
I think I lost him bros
>>682473997
>>682474077
deliver op!
>>682474174
OPs a girl tho
>>682474505
>(add this picture
just kys
plot twist : OP's actually a chick
>>682474505
op faggot don't add that
Oh-pee are you gril?
>>682474505
>him
Faggot ?
>>682474521
how do you know?
>>682474505
him? everything's explained now
>>682474713
cos i read the thread you lazy cunt
>>682474728
I mean he did mention that earlier in the thread
>>682474653
Fucking screw up there
Jokes on you, I'm diagnosed with HIV, going to suicide this week. Just wanted to fuck with you before I die. Enjoy aids bitch!
>>682474826
Roll!
>>682474505
Never give up, OP!
This is totally fake. I can't believe you cucks still fall for this shit.
Fake text on app store
fuck you OP you gay kunt
>>682474826
rolling kek
>>682474826
roll
>>682474826
roll
>>682474826
check'm
>>682474785
You didn't answer my question you sweaty cuck
>>682474955
CHECKED
>>682474933
i did it
i am a winner
>>682474826
>HIV
>suicide
never heard of AIDS
>>682474826
Roll
>>682474933
>>682474955
winrarrrr
>>682472971
Lmao she want it OP :^)
>>682474933
Still nothing.
I can try someone else if you guys want to help a faggot out.
>>682475166
fuck your faggot ass cunt OP
roll for: i hope you die with me you fucking scumbag, you're nothing compared to me
Oh shit I spoke too soon
>>682475166
U. A girl?
You're dank
>>682475277
WINRAR!!
"sorry for trying to be so edgy, i once heard you were into edgelords and i miss you so much"
> THINK FOR THE BABY
HOLY SHIIIIT
>>682475544
WINRAR!!!
>>682475544
Dubs next
aaaaaaa
>>682475731
Op procreated.
>>682475731
fake shit op thanks for texting youreself
"i wanna put my dick in the babys mouth and choke it to death"
I've fucking niggers all day, black dicks are the best
>>682475851
edgy
>>682475851
Roll for dick baby
>>682475788
Winrar
>>682475922
SHIEET
>>682475931
i know right im the edgiest guy
>>682475731
deus vult!
I'm just fucking around with you. I'm actually killing myself tonight so I just wanted to have a little fun with my last day.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>682476266
what
>>682476266
Share?
reoll for "I wanna stick my dick in the babies mouth and make it choke"
this thread got boring, im out. op is a faggot
give me your email I'll send my child porn folder
I wanna stick my dick in the babies mouth and make it choke
>>682476510
This
forreal though i miss your fat lips around my cock
I beg your pardon?!
>>682476510
Roll
![10946261_877367918982187_1269580651_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YZ5gHkf.jpg "10946261_877367918982187_1269580651_n[1].jpg")
>>682470849
>>682476510
Rollo
>>682476510
Roll
I want you to wear a hotdog costume, then slowly strip it down for me while giving me a lap dance with your smelly hairy ass, which I will then lubricate with BBQ sauce and fuck like there's no tomorrow.
>>682476510
Rolling
>>682476737
are you male or female? please state your gender to us.
>>682476755
Winrar
>>682476510
Roly poly
>>682476855
Rar
>>682476510
Last roll
>>682476510
Reroll
>>682476855
You're quite dense.
>>682476510
pls this
trips
>>682471777
Rolling for tits.
>>682476999
nigga, are you a god?
>>682476999
HOLY SHIT
>>682477009
Reroll in for tits
>>682477178
Off by. One.
What?
i wanta berry my dick and crowned king Arthur
>>682477246
Send him a pic of your floppies.
>>682477280
Roll
do it
Roll - I want you to cum in my ass then slurp it out with a straw baby
Can I get pic of tits?
>>682477535
Reroll
>>682477535
This plz
>>682477057
>>682477063
bitch i might be
>>682471485
This is what you want to say, op.
I want to fill your ass with water and then get sprayed while singing chocolate rain in a terribly high-pitched voice.
>>682477688
Dubs confirmed as gods reincarnation
