Hooker stories, I'll start. Went in a business trip and the company put me up at a nice hotel. Did the most logical thing and ordered a hooker. It was pretty late like 3 in the morning. She said she'd be there in 15 minutes so I give her my room number. An hour later she says she's running late. I text her and tell her not to come as I'm about to go to sleep. She says that that she's driven along way. I stop answering her text and start to fap because I'm still horny. I finally get to sleep. About 20 minutes there's loud knocking at the door and I'm like wtf because it woke me up and I'm all disoriented. I realize it's probably the escort so I ignore her. She starts making a big racket and finally open the door. I was already to yell at her and tell her to take off because she took to fucking long and I was tired and trying to sleep. MFW I opened the door and she was a 8/10, (her pic wasn't good on backpage and it was a small town so there weren't very many options). So I did the next logical thing and fucked her. She was the most persistent hooker I've ever met. She wasn't leaving without that dick. So I gave it to her.
>>671826497
no hooker stories here but i shall give you a bump
> Too drunk to function
> Walking through Vegas casino
> Rando hooker offers service
> Surewhynot.jpg
> Get to room and start fucking
> Ask her to get on all fours to do her from behind
> She asks for more money
> Only have 60, she agrees
> Bang her hard and fast until I cum
It wasn't until next morning that I realized that she thought I wanted anal, which I didn't. I only wanted to fuck her doggie style.
Bitch made out with an extra 60.
Vegas.
>>671826497
Post her pic
> First night in Tokyo
> Online escort service
> Girl shows up
> 6/10 face, 1/10 teeth
> Fucked her on the floor, bed, couch, chair
> Fucked for an hour
> NotSureHowLastedSoLong.jpg
> She mentions time is almost up near end of hour
> Less than epic orgasm
>>671826497
You are a true hero, anon. A true hero.
Bump for good thread
Bump for entertainment
>>671826497
How did your business meeting the morning after go?
>>671827539
Just imagine typical backpage out of focus pic of her from the neck down
>>671827998
Op here. It was an interview and I'm pretty sure I'll get the offer as I was the only candidate and they've been trying to get me for a year.
>>671826497
>She wasn't leaving without that dick
No. She wasnt leaving without your money, you sad beta male. Fucking whores is low, deluding yourself into thinking your worth something due to a PAID sexual experience is just sad.
>>671828193
kek. Where did you go, asia? 8/10s are hard to find
>amsterdam with friends
>friend gets lured in by hookers in the red light district
>we laugh at him being shy and give the hookers 20 euros to suck him off
>he comes out 10 minutes later with a red face
>he couldnt cum because the girl covered the area around his dick with some sort of towel because it was so dirty
>never recover from laughing
Bump because hookers are always fun
>>671828280
You sound like a poor fag. I make enough money that dropping a couple hundred on a hooker when I'm tired and horny isn't a big deal. Get money, life is better
>>671828345
Just small town America. I was surprised my self.
>>671828858
>slave to the machine
Sometimes slaves get so dependent on their masters, they start to see slavery as a good thing.
>>671828280
You're the beta for not fucking hookers.
>dont have to put up with female bullshit
>dont have to seduce her
>dont have to spend a ton of money on alcohol and food trying to win her over
>if and when you finally bed her she sucks at it because she doesnt fuck for a living
>be me, depressed hamplanet
>post ad on craigslist strictly platonic to netflix and chill with random dude
>only get dick pic replies, of course
>get decent reply of an older man wanting the company of a bbw, doesn't send peen pics and seems nice. Okay
>Way older than he told me, grandpa shows up. Ew but feel awkward and hey he is taking me to favorite restaurant. I love food.
>Really nice guy, pays for dinner and gets me bottle of champagne. We go to his fancy condo, huge tv and entertainment system. Watch whatever I want on Netflix, gives me foot rubs.
>Movie over, feeling buzzed and want to go home. Tell him so, he wants to give me a massage. I feel weird about it.
>Says his peen is dead, just wants my fat titties and to play with me using toys.
>Feels bad for old man, lets him.
>Has a sad little gherkin, but is adamant about getting me off with titty play and vibrators. I squirt, he seems content.
>Drops me off, gives me $300 and asks if we can continue as an arrangement.
I kept the money, but didn't continue. Being a sad fatttie plus a whore just doesn't sit right for some reason. I just had a hooker experience.
>>671829407
Tits or fuck off
>>671829566
but they are blobs of lard, besides just sharing my personal hooker story
don't know if this counts coz I didn't pay
>chatting to a random girl I added on Facebook
>it's around 11pm
>I ask if she wants to meet up
>turns out she's only about 500m from my place
>i cruise over, we hang out and talk
>turns out she's an escort for extra cash
>she has 2-3 exclusive clients only
>she's recently got a tattoo done
>I ask her to show me
>she strips off and I inspect it
>she turns around drops to her kness and starts giving me head
>dayum, she's good
>fuck her in pussy
>doggy
>thumb in th eass, she doesn't mind
>fuck her in the ass
>she does ass to mouth
>holy fuck this is great
>I blast her in the face with cum
>hear a noise
>her 3 year old kid walks past the open door
>shit, should I close the door?
>nah, it's fine, he's just using the toilet
>okay
>I finger her pussy til she squirts
>leave happy
didn't pay a cent :)
pic related it's her
>>671829407
That's fucking hilarious. You had an accidental hooker experience. Also another reason why it pays to be a chick. I can't see that happening if you were a dude
>>671829799
I know right, I was in awe afterwards. I thought that kind of thing only happens to hot chicks. That plus actual hookers seem to be paid less and have to actually fuck the guy, I didn't touch the guy at all.
>>671829670
Blobs or gtfo
>>671828858
If you had real money you wouldn't have to spend any on hookers.
>>671826497
Hooker stories eh? Where the fuck do I start?
What about the time the bitch gave me a handjob with a latex glove on? (When I understandably asked "what the fuck?" she said she did that to everyone)
Or the time the girl hopped off half way through to go chuck a piss, which was the biggest boner kill ever?
Or the roughly 30 or 40% of the time where it ends up being a huge (HUGE) waste of money, because about half way through, I get nervous or retarded and lose it?
Let's just say that I've had limited success with women outside of brothels (managed to pick up twice in my 24 years so far) and that until about 2 years ago, I was a 340 pound hambeast.
>inb4 faggot, beta, etc
I know.
>>671830165
I don't think you understand the concept of hookers. You are paying them to go and never talk to you again. Yes your totally right 'real rich people' never use hookers. SMH, you truly sound like a retard
>>671830178
yo dick stink boii, for her to need a glove on that shmeckle
>>671826497
>be me
>be virgin
>too nervous to get it up with chicks
>decide to get an escort to just get it over with and hopefully end my nerves
>decide on hot tight high class 29yo (i wanted someone with a little more experience than me)
>she comes over
>not the girl from the picture
>early 40s
>at least
>just not the same face at all
>confront her
>she denies it
>show her giant flower tat on arm of girl in picture that she doesn't have
>she breaks down and confesses
>she tells me she has to get the money or her pimp will beat her, she'll do anything
>offer to call the police (prostitution is legal where i live but pimping is illegal and the police would absolutely help her)
>she says i can't but she'll do anything, anything i ask
>early 40s something just doesn't do it for me
>ask her to clean my bathroom
>pay her fucking $100 for it so she has something to show her pimp
and that's how i lost my virginity. at least my toilet bowl was never cleaner.
>>671830419
Trust me man, I fucking give myself atomic hyper-showers before I go in there, AND there's a compulsory shower before you fuck in the brothels here anyway
>>671829767
anon, did you use a condom?
>>671829092
A+ response
>>671826497
Can't understand your language we only speak green text here.
>>671830509
Kek
>>671829767
Anal with a stranger without a condom.... enjoy your aids
> be me
> fuck a 14 year old hooker
> am now pedo
>>671830895
Tell me more
>>671826497
lrn2greentext faggot
>>671831016
I just love fucking jailbait. Too easy to manipulate.
>>671830895
lucky you
pics?
> In Mexico
> Get two girls
> Both 6/10
> First threesome so excited
> Blow load 10 pumps in
> MoneyWasted.jpg
The girls were nice and tried to keep on going but the moment was lost after I realized I was with two Mexican hookers.
>>671829284
HAHAHAHAHA ENJOY DYING ALONE!
>>671830895
but who is pedro?
>>671831509
I will, thanks man. I dont rely on human contact like yourself so im spending my life getting wealthy.
>>671827130
Enjoy your Syphilis
>>671831618
I bet you have a whore jerk you off with your tears, and you pay one just to cuddle you till your asleep.
>>671831618
You must be fun at parties.
>>671831805
I only Fugg hookers when horny kiddo
>he fell for the love meme
>>671831953
>he thinks spending money to kill your liver and ruin the next day is fun
>>671831509
We all die alone.
>hookers
You guys are fucked up
> Sit in Brothel waiting awkwardly for parade
> Basically all 5/10, except for one 7/10 Asian
> Not usually into Asians but obviously pick the 7/10
> Keeps complimenting me as we walk to room
> 90% sure she's just being nice because she's a prostitute
> Get to room, brush teeth, shower
> Halfway through dry off and she's all over me
> Instaboner
> Kissing for ages as she gives me a hand-e-j
> Next thing I know we're banging sans condom
> Cum, wipe dick off, fuck again (rinse and repeat for the whole hour)
> Cum like four time
> Times up, putting clothes on and she starts asking questions
Continue in part 2
>>671832946
Listen to this man.
Vacation with something called "Russ, it's a norwegian thing. Were in Cypros, Ayia Napa. First night there, was at a nightclub, standing outside smoking. A limo came up to me, asked if I wanted to go to a strip club, why the fuck not? Came in, found a hot girl 8/10 face and body. Asked if I could rim her while getting a lapdance, ended up licking her ass and pussy. Found out later that I had a herpes breakout, I gave herpes to a hooker, and it only cost me like a 100 bucks.
>>671826497
>3 in the morning
>massive night on the piss
>head to brothel i found on google
>photos on website show 9/10 looking asian chicks
>3/10, slightly overweight philipino chick answers door.
>go to room
>ask her if there are any other chicks i can choose from
>she says no one else is here
>she makes me shower, im drunk as fuck and can barely stand
>even drunk this chick is ugly as shit
>fuckit im already here lets do it
>pay for 45 minutes
>dont even know how i got hard
>almost lost my boner 10 minutes in.
>looking at the clock the whole time
>trying to fulfill my nastiest pornstar fantasies
> end up fucking her mouth until my time was up
>didnt even get close to cumming
>hooker tells me i probably have whiskey dick
>didnt have the heart to tell her it was because she looked like shit
>dick hurt the rest of the night because she couldnt get her teeth to clear my shaft while i throatfucked her
>went home and got into bed with my wife.
>Friends with hooker in Ft. Pierce, FL
>Call her to have 3some with her friend
>Send $100 or so up front westernunion
>Show up, only the friend is there
>Give friend another $100 to fuck
>Pissed off, apparently friend took first $100
>Friend hooker is in Tampa
>Find out later that friend is actually in jail
>New girl lets me fuck and record video
>Fuck her all over a shitty hotel room
>Finish by ejaculating all over her face
>Here's the screencap
>All in all, great experience.
>Friend hooker now in Florida prison for 2 years
>>671826497
You are saying that she was persuing the dick for the sake of the story right
She spent time getting dolled up and driving you sure as hell she's going to make sure she gets paid
>>671831618
So you trade one material thing for another. Brilliant.
>>671830125
Underrated post
>>671833267
Part 2 when?
>>671833267
> Asks if I like Asian girls. If I'm single.
> Even asks if she can have my number so she can see me outside of work
> Wtf, like I'm going to start seeing a prostitute
> Start to regret not using a condom
> Getting tested for sure
> Tell her I've got a gf and I'm not interested in seeing her again
> Gets angry that I fucked her without a condom
> Tells me that she will report me
> Exit quickly
Picture related. From her website.
>just worked a double
>tired as shit
>but horny, it's late so why not find a girl?
>go to hookers 'R us (backpages)
>find girl
>call and set up to meet around 1:00 in morning
>go to her hotel
>up to her room
>know on door. no answer
>knock harder
>guy answers (WTF?)
>ask for Charlene
>wrong fucking room asshole
>make apologies and leave
>realize at wrong hotel
>call and tell her I screwed up
>head over to right hotel
>can barely keep my eyes open
>get to room, go in
>girl is good looking, 8/10
>tells me to strip and get on bed while she uses the bathroom
>next thing I know she's fucking some guy in the other bed
apparently I fell asleep, she took the next 2 clients and fucked them while I was dead asleep on the bed next to them. didn't realize my cash was gone from my wallet until I got home.
>>671833463
>went home and got into bed with my wife.
lel
>>671835260
YOU MONSTER
>Fuck a 6/10 40 year old
>Afterwards she cries
>Tell her angrily I'm not that bad
>She tells me it's not that
>She needs money to buy junk food for her morbidly obese son
>She tells me she thinks her son might be gay because he jacks off to girls with penises
>Tells me she wants to see me again and she's sorry for begging and complaining
>Tell her sure, give her $20 for obese gay son
>Essentially gave one of you guys $20
You're welcome.
Picked up some - probably - crack addicted street walker after a drinking session one night. Initially wasn't interested because she looked really rough, but she was persistent (could probably tell I was an easy mark). Didn't fuck her but she gave me the sloppiest head I've ever gotten behind a dumpster down an alley. Was half expecting to get shanked at any moment the entire time.
>>671832681
oh geeze, a fucking straight edge 14yr old. Go ask your youth group pastor if your old enough to browse /b/
>>671835053
/thread
>>671835053
>>671834036
Website name?
>>671827727
kekek 1/10 teeth
>>671828280
Doesn't matter, he still had sex.
>Be me
>Going to a whorehouse in Hungary with friends
>All hookers are like -3/10, would not bang
>Whores come up to me but I turn them down because they look like Mike Tyson's hemorrhoid
>They call me gay
>0fucksgiven.png
>friend takes the only one decent looking
>while we wait and drink, the other friend and I pay some ugly AF gypsy fat whore to dance on our table
>MFW friend returns from fucking only to see a half naked gypsy hooker stripping on our table
>MFW the gypsy hooker gets mad as fuck because we're not paying attention to her
>MFW you get a bill for the booze we were drinking + a whore who fucked my friend all on one receipt
> be me, 2010
> still haven't lost virginity at 19
> google local brothels and decide to go the next morning
> can't sleep because I'm so nervous
> drive to brothel next day
> only two girls working
> one is a 30yo 6/10 brunette/blonde
> second is a 19yo 8/10 petite blonde
> pick 8/10 qt3.14
> takes me to room, so nervous I'm shaking a little
> take of clothes
> she's so hot, I should have a raging erection but I can't get hard
> she puts condom on any way and starts sucking my flaccid cock
> keep trying to force erection
> get 45% hard after 15 minutes of head
> attempt intercourse
> 65% erect
> fuck missionary and doggie
> time up after trying to cum from sex for half an hour
> she tells me she's sorry that I didn't cum
> awkward small talk while I put my clothes on
> walks me to back door and says bye
> go back to car knowing I've waisted $200
> go back to car knowing I'm probably still a virgin
pic related. pretty much her body type and hair colour. best looking chick I've ever been with...
>>671829092
Morpheus, is that you?
>>671829284
Why the fuck do people keep telling this deluded story
I pull pussy off tinder for less than a hooker. Even if I end up buying some dinner or drinks it's much less than a hooker and hell a couple of times I had dinner bought for me. Then I get to hit them up when horny and fuck for free
Hookers are for the desperate man who neeeeds to fuck now or the sad man with no game and ugly fuckers.
If you are fucking a hooker and it costs less than 100 it is probably a filthy sewer rat. I don't spend anything near that much on any girl and it isn't just a pump and go with some whore
I drive hookers. It's for a high class escort agency. I smoke weed, play video games and chill in hotel rooms with hot girls.
There are 3 girls who are pimped by the same guy. They are all paranoid about the one and the pimp is pressuring the bottom bitch to get info.
In this process I've gotten money, tit pics, etc without actually helping anyone. Can share some of the story if wanted. It's been going on for like 15 months.
Pic related, the bottom bitch sent it to me. I'm currently driving her right now. She's in the bed not 6 feet from me.
>>671834036
You're a cuck for not fucking with her longer
>>671836941
Actually, nevermind I can't. My tango logs won't load and the conversation with the bottom bitch Saskatchewan on tango.
I got $100 and some pics. She wanted me to spy on the girl. I actually didn't do anything. I drove the girl they wanted me to spy on for the last 3 weeks (first time in over a year) and she was trying to get info from me. Vague answers.
Other chick texted me last night. Sent me this pic and askedasked me a bunch of questions. I think it may have been the pimp on her phone or him making her ask questions because slap couple of them involved questions about black tricks and we never had a single black guy the whole time.
>>671836941
Sounds like a mission in GTA. What was the funniest thing you saw in your job?
>>671837396
Old man with a horse cock follow the girl outside with nothing on. To make things worse the girl told me he had shit the bed during sex.
>>671833644
Vid plox
>>671835968
>whats bait
Welcome newfriend! Lurk more
>>671836836
show a picture of yourself. hur dur im 9/10 XD
>>671826497
>get horny
>long lasting fantasy of thai parlor
>gather guts and money and find one
>remote town, nobody knows me
>no risk of anyone recognizing me
>go to place
>cute 8/10 milf thai woman opens door
>friendy and polite
>feel comfortable
>bumps off price for massage, start there
>massage sucks, weird pinching and hard fingers
>still limp
>flips me over on back and starts oiling my chest
>suddenly stops and asks if I want extra
>ask what's on the menu
>settle for handjob
>bitch grabs my dick, instantly diamonds
>starts giving incredible dick massage
>cum in a matter of seconds
>end up with chlamydia some fucking how
Wasn't worth it.
>>671829767
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>671837877
how is that at all related to anything i said
>>671829767
That is a him not a her.
>>671838115
I guarantee you my two greentexts are 100% real. but feel free to believe what you want.
>>671833267
>>671834036
>>671836682
>>671838129
its hard to pull pussy of off tinder if your not in the top 20%
most guys are, so what now? die even more alone?
>>671835922
God bless you, Anon!
>>671835922
Top kek
>>671837524
Lulz.
>>671838465
Fair enough, lad. I 100% believe you now.
>>671830125
I died
>>671835922
Thanks
>>671826497
>Be me 2 years ago, 16 then
>Home alone for a week
>Bored playing WoW
>Think why the hell not lose my v card
>Go to city
>Walk past hooker place
>Fat landmass comes to me and asks to fuck
>I decline and walk away
>Almost get to bus when I think "nah, let's try again"
>Go back
>8/10 approaches me
>Pay with a prepaid creditcard and her hooker friends laugh
>Go to her room and fuck her for 25 mins
>Didnt cum fast cause nervous
>She told me to hurry up
>I jerked myself off and she finished
>Went home
Worst decision of my life
I went to Vegas many years ago as a 19 year old... made major bank back then.... go gambling and to every strip club I could.. got horny as fuck, offer this fine ass Bitch with stripper name of Bailey like a grand to come back to hotel with me..... we got back to.the room, drunk as fuck, could not get it up, she still sucks me...forever.... eventually get hard, fuck her in the ass and pull it out...shit on dick...cram it in her mouth and blow load....... next day find porn star escort (Tory lane) spend a couple grand... she comes over high as fuck...I had party favors , we continue to get high... fuck in all sorts of dirty ass porn star ways, no rubber Again... ass to mouth, getting ass eaten, piss in her mouth slap the shit out of her, everything except Cleveland steamer pretty much, she stays way longer than planned, great sex, came infill balls had dry heaves and could not walk. She leaves... I found all my drugs missing.( not a lot but had to go find more with a raw dick and no energy)
>>671831618
I've never understood this meme. Marriage is almost a prerequisite for wealth. It increases living expenses somewhat, but it cuts your taxes a lot. It also increases your earning power by the amount your spouse earns.
If you marry someone in your financial peer group you will do very well.
>>671839302
>never heard of divorce
>>671827130
Been there done that. Drunk in vegas is hooker time. Never done it sober though.
>>671836941
How do you end up getting a job like this?
>>671836836
Tinder tips bro? I'm not bad looking but I have no game
>>671836682
How do you put a condom on a flaccid cock?
>>671835968
>>fucks hookers
>>has realised achohol can have severly negative effect for him
>14 year old
Not even that guy, but you seem retarded, what is wrong with any of that?
>>671840095
By not going to school and not getting any qualifications.
>>671828280
Oh look the basement dwelling neckbeard is mad because he's a kissless virgin
>>671840101
Don't do stupid pick up lines, I have no game either really.
Just have a conversation. Keep it simple. After a couple days of talking if they seem interested try to meet up. Don't waste your time.
Don't come off as desperate
>>671836941
Sounds like a sick job though. Like how do you come about finding a job like this
>>671840535
cheers, I swipe right daily but don't get mnay matches got to keep trying..
>>671831618
>I dont rely on human contact like yourself
>fucking aspergers right man?
>>671836836
>2016
>still not understanding the point of hookers
It is literally renting a realistic sex toy anon, I understand that you prefer talking to women, or buying them shit, to get them to sit on your dick, but 98.9% of women are totally brainless and talking to them for more than sex drives me up the wall. I save my words for when I actually meet a women who interests me, enjoy wasting time and money on bitches, while these guys just waste money. Your call.
Also
>everyone pays the same as me for hookers hurr durr
I live in the Carribean, it's $30 for a good escort for half an hour..
![IMG_2880[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LNBFDpV.jpg "IMG_2880[1].jpg")
trans hooker here
100/hr - richmond,va - 804- kik:alhenaadams
>>671840684
Agree to disagree bro
I know the hooker game.
I meet a girl off tinder often times don't even spend a time. A bit of conversation and maybe some music or netflix and I smash and then they are a booty call
Only time I meet a new girl is when I get bored with fucking the girls I have been.
A lot of these girls aren't brainless you kind of sound like it based off of what you said
>>671835053
You're a idiot bro
>>671840651
Really helps if you live in a populated area. I have that to my benefit, ~500k people living in my city
>>671835922
>she cries
>>Tell her angrily I'm not that bad
Be me.
Delivering auto parts in the ghetto.
See a cream colored crack whore and she lifts her shirt showing her big floppy tits.
Instant diamonds.
I pull over and she hops right in the car.
At closer look she is not bad a 7/10 and I think must be a newer crack whore.
I'm getting her at the right time, had to be no more than 23 years old.
Find a good place to park.
She starts sucking my dick so fucking good with her big lips while stroking my balls.
She leans back in her seat and pulls her pants down.
Perfect little pussy shaved and she even had put on baby powder to keep it fresh before going out to whore around.
She says if you want to fuck it will be $50.
I tell her on only have $5.
She looks at me with a long stare and says ok with such disappointment because she is a crack whore fiend and needs any kind of money.
I pound that shit out good for a half hour and blast her tits with cum. She even tasted some with her finger and said, nice!
Tight pussy, clean for a crack whore and at a bargain basement price.
$5 for some pussy! I had about $200 cash on me so this may as well a been a Groupon deal for some back ally pussy.
Drive off feeling like champ.
>>671840535
>don't do stupid pickup lines
Holy fuck how do you ever get ass on there?
Open with a funny and stupid sex pickup line, and girl who responds wants the D, it ensures you get the NSA fun ones
>>671837298
Bets faggot doesn't even know what a cuck is, an hero you kissless virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-QBuSbYtKc
>>671829407
That's sweet
>>671828280
/thread
Never change wealthy betas
>>671841221
I get laid all the time. If a girl is DTF you can easily find out with saying some stupid ass pick up line bro
>>671840954
>girls on Tinder are not brainless
>takes more than one time to get bored of fucking a girl
Now I see why you are stuck in that rut anon, you need to address the above fallacies before you can call yourself a man
>>671836682
What happened next? Did you eventually lose your v-card?
>>671839674
>wat is pre-nup?
>>671841482
>has this much time to filter out vapid women on online dating apps
How sad and unfulfilled is your life that you have all this time anon? I am still a student and I don't have time like this, are you unemployed?
>>671841496
Lol good attempt at trolling bro
What is this rut I am stuck in again? Getting laid whenever I want without paying money?
I have a couple and your stories have been cracking me up so I'll contribute. These were all while I was with my girlfriend (probably soon to be my wife).
When we were dating back in college, I'd always come in from partying at like 6 am. Usually would hit up the casino. Every day. Sleep till 2, go to class till 10 pm, repeat. I fucked chicks I met at parties and hookers, usually when I was drunk enough. Called one on backpage and met her at a motel. She was a real street rat. So I gave her the money. Like $160, strap on the condom and get inside her. The smell is so overpowering -- like raw, two day old fish -- I immediately go soft. I get out of her and am like, "Oh my god that's horrible." I take off the condom, put my pants back on, reach into her purse and take back my money. She FREAKS. Starts screaming at me, pulls out pepper spray and threatens me. I walk out -- don't know if her driver is a massive nignog, afraid for my safety -- so I bomb across the parking lot to the front office. The motel desk guy is there -- the driver and chick are following me and she is SCREAMING. Like her voice went from normal and girly to FULL ON CRACK WHORE (she was white). The motel desk clerk knows what's going on, and he's telling the driver to get the girl out of the office cause she's making a scene. The driver's like, "Just gimme $20 dude and I'll leave. I know she's a greedy bitch but I need something." So I gave him a twenty and he peaced. After that I turn to the desk clerk and apologize. He's like, "what website did you use?" "backpage". He gives me a better website for the LA area and I been sittin pretty ever since.
>>671841892
Nope 3 12 hour shifts a week making good money. Most of the time I talk to them is when I work.
If all you are is a student and you have no time you might as well quit ahead of time
>>671840954
The basement dwelling neckbeard is trying to fit in, let him feel good /b/ros
>>671841897
The rut that is Tinder, you have deluded yourself into thinking that the girls on there are not the trash of planet Earth, and have further deluded yourself that you actually enjoy spending time with them so much that you would fuck them twice. You are a broken man, learn to fuck women once and bounce, it only goes downhill from there
>>671842024
>works a job where he has 3 shifts a week
>3 shifts in which he can use a phone the whole time
>telling other people to quit
Holy fuck m8 my sides, I have no time because I want to lead my field and society into the next golden age of science and agriculture, hence why I have no time to talk to whores online, I actually have to schedule time to come here simply because /b/ actually has a brain at times.
Achieve something with your life other than working a dead end job and picking up the human trash of our society that every other man has dropped. I would chop off my tackle before dropping that low
>>671842305
People believe this shit? Lol whatever bro think what you want.
Better than dating someone, better than trying to woo some chick at a bar, definitely better than a hooker.
I'll take FWB anyday
>>671841496
Thank mrs skeltal
>>671840932
Show ass
>>671826497
Serious question and no judgement. Do you not think about STDs? Bareback or condoms? How much did you pay?
>>671842737
>21st century
>still takes FWB
There is literally no reason for this to be better than a hooker, clearly you were incompatible to begin with (as not dating) and it is only going to lead to more problems. Totally keep going for that cheese tho anon, the trap won't fall for sure. It's not like women can be insane and she would poke a hole in the rubber if she caught feelings.
You fucking idiot.
>>671843064
Do any of you retards even think about what you are saying? I want you to read every post aloud to yourself before you hit post, this shit is hilarious
>>671843287
>is hit with an incomprehensible truth
>laughs
ITT the human condition
>>671829767
She's actually pretty cute, but her being a breeder blows it for me.
>>671841957
>better website
>not sharing
ur a faget
>>671843457
>truth
That is your own deluded nonsense. Far from truth bro, drawing conclusions like that out of nowhere sounds a lot like projection must be difficult to project that far from mommys basement.
Keep thinking hookers are better
>>671842636
>>ITT Living a lie.
>>671834036
> report you
Report you for what? She's a hooker, its her job to fuck you and your job to leave after.
>>671826497
>She wasn't leaving without that dick.
>she wasn't leaving without that money
>>671834036
Sounds like a plan to extort you. Not the report part, but the pretend to get pregnant part...
>>671843645
>ITT: People pick the lie that lets them be depressed due to a lack of data as to what is the truth
Enjoy blowing your brains out at an early age anon
>>671829284
>implying theres anything alpha about payibg for sex
>>671831953
I don't think he would go to parties if he doesn't like human contact....
>>671843643
>women can be insane when emotional
>current laws in the west can tie people together through a pregancy
>a lonely woman might seek a pregancy to be with a man she loves
>her insanity may drive her to do this without his consent
Sorry, where was the fallacy?
You fucking fags took a good thread and destroyed it with this back and forth bullshit. You are all no pussy getting fagots sucking each other's cocks!
>>671841623
If you need a pre-nup, it's a tacit admission that you expect the marriage to fail. So why get married at all?
>>671844079
In the west or anywhere AIDS kill so do pimp shanks.
What the fuck how paranoid are you about the pregnancy thing dude? That is the incomprehensible truth that I am chucklefuck for "not understanding"?
I could get a girl pregnant from fucking her? Wow you're blowing my mind right now
>>671843645
I gave up on talking to that fucking guy. Someone must have been feeling really tiny today to take time out of his busy day of community college lectures to angry post on b like that
>Be me, 25 virgin at vegas for work
>Horny as hell walking down the street and this hooker comes up. She was a 7/10, but with that dress and I was half drunk, so I saw her as a 12/10
>She flirts. I don't what to lose my virginity to a hooker, but, well, maybe a bj.
>We went to my hotel, she goes down on me, I'm on heaven. She's amazing. I close my eyes. She stops. I open my eyes and she's putting my dick in her pussy.
>I didn't ask for that. I'm not ready for that. I can feel the aids geting in me. I freak out as soon as I'm in. Go limp. Assume fetal position. Cry.
>She feels sorry for me. We chat for an hour, I pay $150 and she leaves.
That was the year I tried to kill myself.
>>671843064
>>671844444
quints for truth
>See american woman on adultwork, never fucked one before
>Book a hotel and her a few days before I go to the hotel
>Send her a text on the day, she replied What!
>Think I may have sent to someone else on my phone, say reply lol
>She turns up(must hae forgot I booked her before the text), keeps saying I look underage (I was 22), offer to show her my id, but she doesn't care
>she see my hairy shoulder brithmark and calls me wolfboy during sex
>Also talks about booze a fuck ton when she finds out I don't drink
>Later shows me pics of her kids
>Before she leaves asks to use the toilet, then asks if I want her to piss on me
It was very weird.
>>671844312
>is not worried about getting a TINDER girl pregnant
>is not all too bothered about paying child support to a whore fishing for some
Now I see why you don't understand, enjoy the brainwashing
>>671829092
This has to be some kind of b8. No one is that autistic.
>>671826497
>without that dick
>without that money that is
>>671844592
Yeah dude I am not at all worried about it. I just find them and blow my loads in them recklessly thinking they won't get pregnant
U dum brah?
>>671826497
you mean she wasn't leaving with out your money
![IMG_2883[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qwyHdkY.jpg "IMG_2883[1].jpg")
>>671842860
>>671844762
>can't even read the thread
Not at all dumb m8, actually thinking that about you, seeing as we covered the whole secretly fucking with your willy wrap earlier
>>671845141
I'm surprised you're so paranoid about pregnancy. If you got a girl pregnant she'd do her own abortion through suicide
>>671845075
fucking hell, no way anybody pays for that. Sick aids riddled faggot
>>671841623
That can be thrown out in court retard
>>671844168
Legal benefits?
Hey speaking of hookers anyone know where to get full length good hooker porn? Like crackwhoreconfessions kinda stuff?
>>671845357
>petty adhominems
Wanna know how I know I won?
>>671842871
Op Here, of course I think about STD's. So no, I don't hit it raw. Although when I have a one night stand I typically end up not using protection. I've had a couple of scares but I get tests and I'm ok. I've got a steady GF now so I'm not the worries about STD's. Fucking hookers with no condom is like playing Russian roulette with your junk.
>>671844716
It's actually quite profound. You just can't see anything past your armchair psychology.
>>671843684
To get that money she had to get that dick. Thus dick = money.
>>671842636
oh boy im not even that anon but you had me pic related with
>I want to lead my field and society into the next golden age of science and agriculture
>>671843287
Women always poke holes in condoms
Please go ahead and tell me I'm dumb because that's happened a lot
>>671842636
>>671830509
>>671828280
do the right thing b.
![IMG_2882[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/um6O5wB.jpg "IMG_2882[1].jpg")
>>671845383
I'm the hottest ts escort in the greater richmond region. population 1.25 million people. All others are negro. prove me wrong. you can't
>>671840932
>>671846063
>>671845621
You already lost when you invented bullshit about a girl fucking with my condoms bro
ad hominem > deluded inventions
>>671845895
>dreams are a bad thing
>everyone should be like me
>wake up at 12
>wank
>cry
>smoke
>game
>wank
>cry
>smoke
>game
Oh, you really got this world figured out m8, I am definitely the retarded one for reaching for something outside of my grasp instead of wallowing in my own shit and tears
>>671845925
If you can't smell that kind of crazy you are retarded also for guys so paranoid about women fucking with your condoms wouldn't you do a better job of keeping them safe? Girls don't know where my fucking condoms are
>>671846561
Who the fuck are you even talking to?
Have fun with calc 3 come brag when you are taking big boy classes before crowning your self the next big innovator
>>671836682
> fucking that
> not getting hard
I know this was your first time and you were super nervous and all, but seriously, your dick may very well be broken.
I mean, just talking to a girl like that sometimes gets my dick noticeably hard. I actually have a fairly big dick so it's painfully hard to try and hide it.
Then again I just might have a crazy libido.
>>671846333
>>671846568
>genuinely believing girls can't fuck with condoms
So you bag them up and take them with you when you leave? you see the condoms the entire time you are with her, to ensure no pin is used? You are 100 percent certain she has no way of possibly reusing your cum?
You have personally watched her wash off after every cumshot to ensure she didn't bag it?
You both clearly have no idea the lengths a woman in love will go to in order to nab a FWB for herself once she gets jealous. You can't detect this kind of crazy either, it just happens out of the blue on the day she catches feelings. Enjoy the day when what I am saying finally makes sense
>find 19 year old hooker
>have sex
>she is shit in bed
>learn she is 15
>hooking to earn money for a mission trip to Florida with her church
>hooking to earn money for church
>crazy bitch
>>671846773
>implying having dreams is bragging
Again with the cynicism m8, enjoy following Kurt down the Highway to Hell
>>671837948
shit
>>671847129
Moral was... all hookers are crazy and be careful
>>671836836
You're mostly right. I've spent a a nice house's worth on hookers when i was down and out. Now that I'm feeling better I'm dating again and it's much more fun and rewarding. Not that I don't fuck hookers anymore, just when I want to do some depraved shit.
>>671846561
>i start meaningless argument with everybody on /b/ who doesnt share my opinion
>i wanna bring agriculture to the fuckin next golden age
>my dreams are the most important thing
>i insult everybody, especially when they make fun of me paraphrasing stuff like an autist
>>671844454
You ok now?
>>671841059
This. I live in the country and there's just not enough people here.
>be me, trans hooker anon.
>have 20 yo mexi gf
>hfw
>>671842636
>agriculture
>not knowing aerospace is where it's at
>>671833330
Isn't it the other way around?
Other than backpage what other sites are there available?
>>671840535
Couple days? jesus us you're a cuck.
If they're not interested after one day then I fling em.
> it's for fucking
Why spend days trying to fuck a girl through words when you can meet her THAT SAME DAY and fuck her then?
I don't get you cucks at all
>>671848158
>comes on /b/
>is surprised that not everyone is a cynic fedora tipper
>is further surprised that people have opinions, argue pointlessly, and insult others
How new are you m8? first thread?
>>671829799
I am a dude
>>671848577
>not following your natural tallents and interests
>expecting a fulfilling life
You din goofed m8
an actual good thread, good job 4chan
>>671826497
>>671848904
>cuck
>getting laid
okay brah
I'm not letting some bitch into my place or fucking her after talking for a few minutes fuck that, that's your game bro
>>671837948
you got chlamydia from a handjob? how fucking unlucky do you have to be
>>671848947
nah, im used to it.
just always surprises me people like you (i assume youre mr golden age) apparently do this for a hobby. im sorry for you
>>671830125
kek'd so fucking hard
thank you anon
thank you
I'm thinking of getting one but all the women look like fake accounts or the real ones look hurt as fuck. How do I sift through the spam or is there a better place than backpage?
>>671849987
/r/ info
>>671832946
Hunter is such a drug addeled faggot. Everyone acts like he says some profound shit but once you've passed puberty this shit is pretty obvious.
>>671830125
Today's internet winner.
>>671849651
>is clearly butthurt
Naaaah, I'm-I'm used to it..
>surprised that people with dreams surf 4chan
Where is it that you heard this place was full of fedoras like you? yes many of us have failed, but the whole point of this place was to escape the world that cast us out and enjoy our pointless bickering over hobbies etc. You are the odd one out m8, you are the saddest guy on this site if you genuinely have no dreams and don't even enjoy coming here any more. I can only reccomend R and R
and
> R9k
Now fuck off with your newfag wailings
Maybe we should go back to talking about hookers
>>671826497
I hope she looks better than OP's picture, or I would have kept the door shut.
>>671846063
Boy I'm glad I've never run into you.
>>671829407
Selfish fat people, everyone
>I'm depressed, so let's not help other depressed people.
>>671839302
>It also increases your earning power by the amount your spouse earns.
Motherfucking mental patient here who thinks he is Keynes
>be me 19 years old
>in montreal for a buddies bday
>Throughout the night our mission was to get him laid
>We start drinking at 6pm.
>We go to a bunch of clubs and bars its 1am
>we're all shit faced.
>we go back to hotel
>since our friend didn't get pussy we call him a hooker
>we go to bed
>mfw i knock on his door the next day and the hooker we got him was a male.
>>671848458
Does she hook?
