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Come on in and whinge about life.
>>671650312
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
Hello, yes. Dunners reporting bruh
>>671650312
Auckland central check'n in
Why are IDs even gone?
hamilton here,
whys the weed game gone to shit lately?
bit late today
hamilton reporting in
Self loathing neet checking in.
>>671651084
U WANT SUM FUK BB?
I'm lonely, jobless, friendless, I have 0 motivation and drive and I derive no sense of enjoyment out of anything, but that's just the way she goes.
So thats my whige, how are you cunts tonight?
>>671651054
Basically growers can't be fucked dealing with methed up gang members anymore, so they're leaving the game.
Devonport reporting.
Auckland Reporting Grey lynn PC area bitches..Life is good so own it and invest in yourself.. bitches come second
>>671650312
>>671650906
that you idbro?
>>671651231
damn st8
>>671651462
Yeah sup?
Living in whakatane atm if anyone on /b/ is here too lemme know wouldnt mind someone to talk to .
Pic related, view from popular lookout
>>671651384
that's fucked, doesn't surprise me though
>>671651466
I GIV U THE FUK MMMMMMMMMMMM BB
>>671651307
Have a drink everytime you feel sad.
ask an islander from west auckland anything
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>671651623
I don't really get sad I get depressed, and I'm more of a weed guy.
>>671650312
woop woop!
>>671651653
no new OC. life is terrible
>>671651628
why are islanders so rude and inconsiderate?
Help me get on the front page be ive made 3 other posts if you are bored enough find them and post on them so see if we can do it if it works i may take some suggestions depends how /b/ like they are.
pic related, me
>>671651578
Why's he looking at that island? Does his dad live there? Is he gonna go there one day and fight his dad? What happens if he wins? Does he get a hat if he wins?
>>671652067
>>671652067
Looks like the end of an eighties movie.
>Freeze Frame mid leap.
>"Jump" by Van Halen starts playing.
>>671652124
commemorative t shirt and a voucher for a free large side with his next meal at kfc
>>671652124
Haha very creative was actually just helping a friend with some photography. What kind of hat though? might have to fight my dad
>>671651991
I wouldn't say all of us are, a large portion keep to themselves or are very quiet due to the fact that alot of us were beat if we answered back or stepped out of line.
I think either you've just surrounded yourself with rude or inconsiderate people who happen to be islanders (most likely) . Or maybe you've had a bad experience with a couple of them. Or you could just be making generalizations on what you've heard other people say. Most likely it could be a cultural difference, perhaps you could have taken a loud happy island person as rude or obnoxious? idk.
To me it just sounds like generalizations, sorta the same way if someone asked "why are all white men cucks." which isn't true.
>>671651968
yup
>>671651968
nothing new here either, dry as.
Don't like NZ anymore. Just got back from a 1 month holiday with my gf (now fiancé). Wanna move to Canada.
>mfw i came here for the first time in months to make an nz thread and there was already one on the first page
>>671652534
Go be a snow nigger then.
>>671652455
dryer that an old lady vagoo
>>671652630
Yeah. Think I will.
>>671652598
Could it really be him?
I've applied for 77 jobs and been turned down for all of them. How can you be over qualified to scan shit into a machine at countdown. Winz won't fuck off either. I'm trying and going nowhere.
>>671652598
IDBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>671652598
Man if this is fake.. ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
>>671652746
probably not.
>>671652766
Ive applied for over 100 and Im yet to have an interview.
>>671652871
The first job I applied for I got. About 2 years ago. On 54k at the moment
>>671652871
Yep. No interviews here either. Now I have weekly meetings at Chamber of commerce.
>>671652766
sounds about normal.
its always the start of the quiet season. they just downsized. they are not looking for someone in this particular office at this time. they hired within the company. and winz are cunts.
>>671652598
>>671651653
you would think that some fag might have gotten lucky during oweek and scored some new nudes
>>671652960
Whoopdeefuckindoo. Aren't you lucky.
>>671653064
Yea fucking cunts
>>671653064
kids these days. fucking slackers
>>671653040
Yep. Had all those "excuses" Via email.
Our country makes me want to do this
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1456808205678.jpg
>>671652766
>>671652871
the age old story of fags going to uni and studying some worthless piece of shit subject, and they leave with a useless degree that ironically makes them over qualified to be a check out bitch. if you'd done your research and gone into a trade, or worked towards getting a qualification in an area of high demand, you would have been offered a job before you'd even graduated.
>>671652766
You basically can't win unless you know someone.
See if you can ask winz to refer you to a recruitment agency or something too.
>>671653111
as long as youre not disabled or a fuck wit you can always join the military
>>671652598
where have you been cunt?
>>671653268
Why should society and the working environment force people to move into certain careers or trades?
Yes trades are declining, but not everyone is a tradie or can hack it as one
>>671653268
Actually. I got to year 13 with no qualifications. Went to the YMCA got level one and a bit of level 2 and then got pregnant. I worked at EB Games for 3 years, got fired because of budget cuts and have been looking for work ever since. I even went back to the YMCA for 13 weeks and still nothing. Do us a favor and don't paint us all with one brush.
>>671650312
my only NZ related picture
you guys prob get sick of the fotc shit though
>>671653345
Yup. Have been. Chamber of commerce.
Kaitaia checking in
>>671653345
Recruitment agencies are fucking bullshit anyway, Get on the dole if you aren't already and then after a few weeks or so they should get you into some training bullshit. Had to do that to keep my dole by working at Countdown for 35 hours a week. For two or three months. Was bullshit and fucking lame and the managers just took advantage of me. Got all the money I could and moved to Aus
Sad case but fuck it
>>671653510
As much as you'd like to think that we should all be free to study what we want, society just doesn't work that way. Imagine if everyone wanted to be doctors. It just wouldn't work. We need nurses, janitors, receptionists, etc. Everyone plays a role. Unfortunately, because of this mentality of "we can be whatever we want", there are now a number of jobs with declining numbers. If you were clever, you'd try and fill these positions to secure yourself with a steady income.
/b/ros, I am looking for a site that I can stream or download NZ DVD/Tv show content like Country calendar, Gone Fishing, etc.
Does such a site exist? Its pretty hard to find NZ content like that. Hardly ever can be found on TPB. Reward of your choice if you can provide a solution
Picton checking in
>>671650312
Cancer
Anyone here hail Satan?
Lucifer wants to know who is loyal because he's been experiencing a bit of disloyalty lately
>>671654186
Is that n8?
>>671654186
b.molez
>>671653536
so you had unprotected sex, got knocked up as a teen, had to drop out of school, and worked a shitty job at a failing company? i'm sure none of those life choices had any effect on your ability to get a job. kek
India nudes
>>671653268
Except I got a diploma instead of the over saturated CompSci. My plan was to work up over a long period of time inside of companys. Instead Im not considered because entry level work in my field wants 2 years experience in the entry level role.
>>671651203
Kiss me weeb
>>671654333
What?
>>671654137
I know a site that post gone fishin, outdoor with geoff, big angry fish, 7 days, jono and ben. private tracker though so u have to seed.
>>671654409
india is the name of a girl. he doesn't mean the country
>>671654022
>>671654022
Yeah. no. Then me and thousands of others willing to do literally any work given to us would have employment by your logic.
>>671652534
which part?
>>671654314
No? I finished school at 17 and got preg at 19. I was in a stable relationship and financially very well off. However I had to leave after our son turned one because he was a gambler. You wanna keep playing this game of assuming what I did/do?
>>671654470
What's her full name?
>>671654419
ok yeah sure. whats the site?
>>671651054
>>671651084
sup bros
>>671651231
sup ho
HAMILTON REPORTING IN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>671654539
Your son started gambling at 1? He sounds cool as fuck.
>>671654246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku497rURF8
>>671654667
And that's my queue to go to sleep. Goodnight.
>>671654554
its private so you will need an invite. Either give me your email(which will get you on a spam list) or offer another way. I can give u a link too. not on here though of course
Hey friends <3
Im taking boyfriend applications! Who gives the best cuddles edition~
>>671654246
hail satan
>>671654419
yeah im keen too. whats the link?
>>671654539
how come you didnt get ncea at school
>>671654274
Naah ?
>>671654529
I get the feeling you don't understand. Perhaps you need to spend a bit longer in education? What I'm trying to convey is that jobs in trades, agriculture, education, etc are all in high demand at the moment. However, a lot of people choose BA's, BCOMs, or general BSc's which are a dime a dozen. If you want a job, you need to specialise, or you need to go where there is a demand. There is currently no demand for graduates who have the same qualifications as the rest of their cohort.
>>671654294
What?
>>671654818
Can you tell me the name?
>>671654843
Shit shit shit, wrong pic...
>>671654865
Stopped caring in year 11. Stopped trying in all my classes.
>>671654667
Infant gambling. It's a serious epidemic amongst under two's at the moment. It's no laughing matter.
>>671654857
give me your email some how, i dont care how
>>671654983
tasmanit.es
>>671655092
Thought so, not that bad of a site either. used to (and may still do) have an account there!
>>671655020
i'm sure an employer would love to hire someone that couldn't even give enough shit to pass ncea. they can probably smell the lack of motivation on you during the interview
>>671655020
true same
im like 7 credits away from level 2 and im 20
>>671654137
>>671654857
Post some shit on here https://www.reddit.com/r/Invites/comments/3qeigw/w_tasmanites_invite_wanted/ and ill will pm you for your email.
>>671654929
Got it, you're delusional and were born with a silver spoon in hand and just don't quite grasp the facts of life for the average person.
>>671655222
I had motivation enough to go to the YMCA for two years and get it afterward. Cheerful one, aren't you.
>>671655092
sweet man. Yeah if you can give me an invite that would be cool.
my email address
[email protected]
Satan here im living in your country see if you can find me.
>>671655269
God i hate you beta piece of shit nudefags
>>671654137
why the fuck would anyone upload cuntry calendar to a torrent site? kek. i bet this fag watches outdoors with geoff too
>>671655241
Yeah I'm the same. But too old for community college. I'm in the loophole that over 20's get into..
>>671655388
my name is geoff
>>671655020
>>671655222
>>671655241
ncea is not as important as people seem to think. it will stop you from doing certain lines of work that require a higher education sure but it's not going to be the deciding factor of everything in your life.
>>671655327
ratio proof first pls
>>671650312
>>671652534
they be changing the laws soon
http://www.hilltimes.com/news/news/2016/02/29/spouses-of-canadians-to-get-permanent-residency-immediately-mccallum/45453
>>671655306
A wooden spoon, yes. By no means did I get any handouts. I'm from a solo parent household, that earns less than most families, so I doubt that can be considered as even being average. I worked my butt off to get my degree and post grad qualification. I left with quite a hefty loan, but because I chose to do something where there are job vacancies, I got a job straight away. Stop whining about the fact that you can't get a job because of the poor decisions you made when choosing what to study.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>671655344
You slippery devil shaddy
Country has terrible quality young woman at the moment.
Fatties
Sluts
Literally any decent ones are taken or fuck off.
Glad I travel.
>>671655596
i havent used a private tracker before so I dont have any ratio proof yet. Does it impact you adversely if you give me a invite and I dont do a good ratio or something?
>>671655829
Be gay/ bi like the rest of us you normie
>>671651578
Yooo what's good , didn't think anyone from the dub lurked /b/
>>671655908
Haha no thanks.
Gods of Egypt movie is mother fucking beast wars as fuck.
>>671655833
Somewhat. If you don't seed(or at least leave it trying to) you will get banned
>>671654843
where tho
>>671656084
I dont mind leaving it seed if its more secure than seeding TPB torrents. Did that a bit and got ISP letter for the 3 strikes thing.
>>671654655
who dis neff
>>671656123
send all of your applications with a covering letter to this email
[email protected]
<3
>>671656298
dis be hamilton fag
who dis be?
FUNedin reporting in. How is everyone?
>>671656247
Yea its safe. Sent the invite. See you on there
>>671655937
yeah i didn't think anyone from here would even know about it, this is cool what do you do for fun around here?
>>671655829
Fatties are fine for a quick easy fuck, just not girlfriend material.
>>671655829
what's wrong with sluts?
>>671655908
you fucking faggot
>>671656396
i live in hamilton to but you probably dont know me because i dont like interacting with YOU PEOPLE
>>671656517
yayayaya. i am lorde. yayayaya
>>671656435
how many fatties have you parted?
>>671656077
Is that good or bad?
>>671656513
Would you get into a long term relationship with a slut.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>671656558
hey come on mayn, i'm not that bad
how are you friend
>>671656631
why do you want a long term relationship? just enjoy fucking the sluts while you still can.
>>671656611
It was alright.
got a bit like Thor in some parts.
fucking space gods and shit.
Fuckin lord. Decided to watch everest. These 'kiwi' accents are the most Australian sounding shits ever. Its grating.
>>671655937
Do you know any hot sluts here?
>>671656797
its the same accent u fuckng faggot
>>671656849
lacey
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>671656902
Except its not m8. All they know how to do is sound like screeching harpies.
We sound like a bunch of drunk cunts that are too lazy to use vowels.
>>671656660
you're probably cool dogg, good but i'm just a bit mopey today. yourself?
>>671656433
depends what you're into man heaps of good swimming spots , plenty of places to hunt etc , don't live there anymore but when I did just pretty much blaze and drink haha .
>>671656925
do you have pics?
>>671657029
i'm aight thanks, had my fair share of mopey too tbh but otherwise i'm pre good thanks
so where abouts in hamilton are you at?
>>671656418
cheers /b/ro!
Will you know its me on there? Will you be watching my performance? haha
>>671656123
Chch :3
>>671657172
it does say who invited who
>>671656418
Oh actually I don't see the invite, I just checked my emails. Could you send it again pls to my email [email protected]
>>671656517
Eat my bp nerd
>>671657285
Oh actually I don't see the invite, I just checked my emails. Could you send it again pls to my email
[email protected]
Dunners reporting.
I'm wrapping some wheels up for freight. Right now, live, in this thread! How exciting.
What are you guys up to?
>>671650619
Hey mate, if you're still here. How's it?
>>671655817
A true hero of this nation, and the only interesting thing in Invercargill.
>>671656403
Eh, so-so. How are you? And how is Dunedin fun?
so glad the nudes fags cancer have died
>>671657144
i move between fairfield and ham east on the reg
>>671657568
where da dunedin nudes at?
>>671657549
I'm still here mayn, just.
What wheels are they?
Did see you drive through town today. Wouldn't have seen me though
>>671657650
yea? have you been on these threads before?
>>671657296
check your spam? it has sent according to the website
Another Dunedin check in
Finally managed to get decent weed, going to be a good night
>>671657751
yep but i lurk 99% of the time and only post very occasionally
>>671657876
interesting, that'll be why i've never heard of anyone from fairfeild/hameast before aside from one from hameast who's more of a regular
>>671657726
Early start tomorrow?
Pic related, except white. Sad to see them go, but as the great and knowledgeable Method Man once said, "Cash Rules Everything Around Me".
I probably looked like a fuckin' fool, car stuffed to the brim with banana boxes. And nah, I didn't see you. Where were you hiding?
>>671652598
The impersonators are getting better
>>671657568
POST NUDES!!!
>>671658016
wbu homie where you at?
>>671652344
I went to a catholic school.
Lotta islanders there.
Some would play up hard at school, till you went over to their houses to chill. Theyd be all quiet and well behaved. My mums scary asf, but she aint 120kg+ and didnt beat me with a size 13 chandal, haha.
She had a draw of big fucking wooden spoons instead. Haha
>>671658182
You know it!
I feel like they're similar to early evo rims?
Cash makes the world go round!
Was waiting at that big 5 way intersection, up by first church i think it is. Had just finished class for the day
>>671658359
i'm in bader bruv, used to be nawton fag until december
Better Call Saul S02E03!
>>671658182
do u even rally bro
>>671657568
>>671657722
bumping for dunedin nudes. especially those new lacey winder nudes that anon fag was promising the other day, or the anna small ones.
>>671657722
fo real tho
>>671656849
Plenty fam , you local or visiting? If you're local there's a 99% chance you'll know me
>>671658533
fuck mean ghee
i dont really know what else to say
>>671658707
this dude looks high as a fucking kite
>>671658729
More like visiting, does that mean you are female?
Rate my dog
>>671655388
Booiiii Outdoors with Geoff and Country Calendar are national treasures.
You're probs a city fag.
>>671658508
Well, don't stay up listening to me talking rubbish this time!
Yeah, they're the kinda wheels you saw on basically every rally car in the nineties. They're bloody rare in 6-stud though.
Hence the mad paper!
Oh yeah, I know the spot. Might've been pre-banana boxes then. Had just finished up at the shrink.
>>671658670
I wish! I go and watch, and slide around on dirt roads like an idiot, pretending. Do you?
>>671658812
he more than likely was.
>>671651405
Fuck off sam.
>>671658838
looks yum. 8/dimsim
>>671658738
sall good mayn
what do you get up to? work or study?
>>671658960
not sam.
Has the mega gone?
>>671659051
both, study work part time its shit though
>>671659120
yeah bro
>>671658849
I'm still watching Youtube vids so it's cool!
Think I've seen them on some Jap cars at auction too, mainly the old rally car type too! 6 stud, shiiit
How did that go for you?
>>671657754
just sent you a message on reddit because I still haven't received the invite to that email address.
>Christchurch
Here as usual
>>671658707
>>671657568
i hope some kind anon delivars
>>671659207
sucks man, what you study?
>>671659554
im try as i said earlier. just have shit saved from facebook.
>>671659216
Gay
>>671659548
Hey x
>>671659620
who is this chick?
>>671659539
me a message? none of those were my accounts. i will reply to a post. post asking for an invite or some shit
>>671652598
You tried this the other day
>>671659682
Ey bby how're you?
>>671659812
Pretty lonely as usual :\ how is uni?
Fucking change your flag, for fucks sake.
so sleepy
anyone had any dealings with lesbians?
>>671659464
Ah, righto then. Carry on!
Yeah, I can imagine. They were made in Japan, either they had a JP division or it was under licence, I dunno. But yeah, stands to reason. They're cool as! But no more ute, so no more use.
Gut feeling? Pretty average. You're a better shrink than she is. But I'll think about it a bit longer, for the sake of it
>>671659664
Hey, man. You right?
>>671659858
Depends, where are you from
>>671659698
would rather not say. her first name is Hannah
>>671659858
once it changes,
people still won't know what the australian flag looks like.
but they will ours.
REKT CUNT!
Eating rabbit spaghetti bolognese with lots of melted cheese. Yay for university giving me something to do again.
>>671659711
oh ok, yeah I created another email address because I figured this first one is a startup email site and it might be the problem. My new email is
[email protected]
>>671659945
literal rabbit?
nigga where you get rabbit from?
>>671659891
Hey bro, another late entry for me, hahaha. How's the night man?
>>671659958
cant change it. i will email u a direct link to the original email.
>>671659845
Pretty good actually, busy but that's nice. I have Thurs/Fri completely off so i'm pretty happy.
>>671659917
From NZ (GO NELSON)
Been in Aus for about 14 years.
Yeah, I know fucking cunts stole ours. Whatcha gonna do?
I always thought the silver fern should've been our flag, but close enough.
>>671659923
another hannah (left)
>>671660095
Cool! I cant wait to get there myself, ive forgot what its like to have in real life friends...
Auckland central 312
>>671659987
Its fucking new zealand we get the buggers at the farm with a little .22 rifle .
Pic related. Was resting and a thick mist began to settle. It was quite beautiful, though cold.
>>671659958
>>671660074
Ill sort it out tomorrow. with that first email. night
>that feel when seeing a ginger dude
>he farts and makes farting noises
>never buys anything when you go out
>tfw so poor you don't have enough to spend on $60 gigs
>tfw he doesn't invite you out with him
>tfw he owes you money but you feel shitty pressing the issue
>tfw he doesn't meet you half way
Feels pretty shitty tbqh fam
>select images with flowers
thanks for rubbing it in captcha
>>671659891
Somewhat related, watching videos on Japan. Makes me wanna go so bad.
They're old school and they're different, makes them cool as!
Ah for real? Shit mate, i don't even charge! I guess it's one of those things you've gotta give time to, to know what you really think about it, sorta thing
>>671660074
Did you send an email yet to [email protected]
>>671653345
>>671653212
>>671653268
>>671652766
Pulled up my big boy sleeves and started talking to family/people until I got in touch with someone looking for a job. Finished bachelor in computing. Found it's easier if you actually start to care what people say (I certainly didn't at the time)
>>671652871
Make an effort to say (bs) how relevant your skills and education fit their lousy ass needs. JB Hi-fi didn't get back to me probably because I wrote jack shit and put my face on it.
>>671660261
Still haven't made friends, lecturers try force that shit with crappy group things. It's awful. I'll make friends on my own time thx
>>671660417
R u qt
>>671660483
Yep
Well I hope so, that you Joshie?
>>671660168
moar? any nudes?
>>671660068
You and me both, mate!
It's alright, saw the old boy again today.
How about you?
>>671660434
Well, a mate of mine has been invited to one of the Ebisu matsuris later this year, and he invited me, so I can invite you!
Yeah, you know it! They're also white, so they were a bastard to clean! I'm sure you know that feel.
I know! Maybe you should, mate. I'm gonna think about it a bit more, but she's away for a month or something now so no more sessions anyway.
Anyway, fuck my shitty life, what's going on in your world?
>>671660543
Always :) who dis
>living in Aus
>get drunk and Google Map around NZ every night
Don't leave guys. Don't ever leave.
>>671660168
god damn why are almost all hannah's i've ever seen very fuckable.
also fuck you captcha
>>671660693
>>671660357
ok, yeah if you could sort it tomorrow for me that would be awesome. cheers dude
>>671660838
ikr? i'm yet to meet an ugly hannah
>>671660755
Just chilled and ate pizza tbqh, was good. You've been seeing your dad a lot lately. I haven't seen mine in a few years! Hahaha.
>>671660776
It's ginga.
Should I send him a facebook message explaining my feels before he comes round tomorrow and I chicken out?
>>671660417
Doesn't sound like you lost much anyway. Chin up
>>671660953
Yeah youre worth more than that qt, get rid of him!
>>671660953
>a ginger dating a ginger
Don't have kids that's how vampires are made.
>>671660310
chur bruh.
I wish I could kill the fuck outta some aminials and eat them.
the way it should be.
>>671660417
r u homo?
y don't u just stop seeing the dude.
DURRRR
>>671661158
My cousin shot a bird the other day and i cried
>>671660755
If only man! Too poor for that. I'll go sometime in the future though! You should go though, make the most of it!
I know exactly what that's like, i hate it
Full time /nzg/ shrink you reckon? Eh, that's sorta shit
My life's as boring as usual man. Class is about the only thing i get up to on a daily
>>671661208
because I'm sad and lonely.
>>671660168
10/10
>>671660953
don't breed with the ginger just because you need to keep your species alive.
he must be giving you a good dicking if you still with that.
>>671661230
I've fucked up a few peasant animals in my time.
Eels, Sparrows, A Tui.
>>671661005
>>671661070
I'm going to send him a message and leave the ball in his court I think. Get the crazy out of my system and see what happens.
>at least the resentment will be gone.
>>671661080
Why would I let him get me pregnant with such a huge financial investment if he won't even take me out to a gig or dinner?
>>671661280
If you're sad and lonely just get drunk and post here like I do.
>>671661398
Post pic of him :3
>>671661280
or you could be happy with someone instead of just being with someone to be with someone.
>>671661398
>Why would I let him get me pregnant
Odds are he's been poking holes in the condoms.
>>671661398
>gets used for some fuck
>knows this to be true
>hopes things will change
>>671651628
Where's my bike?
>>671661510
Condoms?
He said his pull out game was on fleek.
>>671661323
Average sex. Has gone down on me twice. He's good for bantz but that's about it.
>>671661403
I'm doing that right now
>>671661470
I seem to attract autism
>>671661510
Nigga I'm on the pill
>>671661561
Nigga he was a virgin, I used him
>>671660905
Fuck, that sounds like a good day!
Jesus, that's a bit rough. Sorry to hear it, mate.
>>671661080
From a male perspective, it's difficult to pull anything except our own kind.
>>671661239
Man, you know I'd shout you the trip! Got to spend it on stuff I like, and a mate getting to go on a rad trip is something I'd like!
I'm just glad I only had to do it once before shipping them lol
Yeah, you could make bank doing it, too. Going back to our convo yesterday a little bit, I don't think she's actually experienced it, she's just studied it and got the degree.
Class still going alright though?
>>671661621
>Nigga I'm on the pill
Awww dude, that's pissening.
Do you still make him wear a condor?
or just raw dawg it and queef it out?
Also, if this dude was a virgin, I'm sure he hasn't had a girlfriend before or just doesn't know what to do in a relationship.
You won't have any kind of relationship worthwhile with a person who you took their seed from.
>>671661621
>I seem to attract autism
I thought you had some thing where you like making a move on shy guys. Didn't you fuck some sperg virgin IT guy who came to your high school?
>>671661679
Haha, yeah pizza makes any day a little better. Nah it's allgood man, I talk to him every now and then so it's fine, haha. Might visit him in April some time!
>>671661781
How fucking old are you, post boypussy
>>671661828
I think because she is on the pill and also is a female that her mind is just full of fuck and can't into things.
>>671661874
How old do you think I am?
I'm not sure what you are insinuating.
>>671652598
the real idbro here reporting in just letting everyone know that ive been cast in a korean drama thanks for all your support
>>671661832
jizzus christ this dude has a nose on him.
>>671661828
Yeah I did, It's a dumb fetish for power because I have none in my life.
>>671661900
You're dead right, the antidepressants certainly don't help. That's why I'm dumping this petty shit on here and getting a guys view.
>>671661679
Generous! But I'd never accept it. Remember that offer of gas that i wasn't gonna accept, haha!
Enjoy it with your mate! I'll do some study and recommend you a few places to see
I can imagine. Cleaned mine and the next day just to tech and back, they were filthy!
Sussed it, full time /nzg/ shrink, sorry Polytech.
Wouldn't surprise me in all honesty
Yeah its not bad, some good guys in there that are a good chat too, which is an advantage
>>671661960
I think your 16 and id like to see your butthole
>>671662026
>on here and getting a guys view. etc
Have you tried talking to the dude?
actually saying what you think are the problems and shit.
Not doing that shit female talking bullshit where you don't tell shit but are just mad and expect people to know what you are talking about but they can't because you haven't talked about it.
>>671662093
nah dude, that nose is fucked.
looks like a wobbuffet.
>>671662026
>fetish for power
Why not be a dominatrix for hire? Get cash and humiliate weirdos.
>>671662093
why do jews have such big noses?
>>671662288
because air is free
>>671662007
You know by declaring yourself as IDbro just proves that you're not him?
>>671662312
ba dum tss
>>671662288
because air is free.
>>671662312
FUCK YOU! THAT WAS MINE!
>>671662251
Rita is beautiful. Isn't wubbafet a pokemon?
>>671662288
She's not Jewish, hahaha.
>>671662188
Yeah I said I needed to talk to him in person about some stuff, I've tried talking to him before but he gets super defensive. It's like walking on eggshells
>>671662269
How would I even start?
>>671662347
can't unsee that nose.
ew.
>>671662361
how old is this lil bitch nigga?
19?
why are you dating a child?
>>671662361
>How would I even start?
I'll give you $150 to call me worthless while I jerk off.
>>671662326
For real though where is he?
Uni started already and he should be blog posting in these threads by now
>>671662387
Haha, one-punch man.
>>671662415
Your opinion is irrelevant. You are uglier than Rita.
>>671662346
what does ethiopian food taste like?
>>671662480
Anyone who hasn't seen One Punch Man must watch it.
>>671662531
i don't know
>>671662415
Bitch nigga is 24, he seemed pretty mature when I first met him but then he started farting all the time because he felt "so comfortable with me" and it just took a nose dive
>>671662450
Are you fucking serious?? Fuck yes, you in chch? Pic?
>>671662557
neither do they
>>671662578
ba dum tss
>>671662531
I've had ethiopian food, it's delicious.If you're in Auckland go to Cafe Abyssinia.
>>671662541
I've got the whole season, only seen 2 episodes though, haha. It's good so far.
>>671661832
Ain't that some truth. I get pizza way too regularly though. Ah, well that's okay. And that'd be cool!
>>671662107
Yeah, I know, and I do remember! Doesn't mean I can't offer though.
Nah, I dunno if we'll really go. I'm not cashed up or anything, so I'd only go if I was chucking my savings and the rest of my life away.
Fuck, if there was ever a reason to drop out, it's to be a full-time 4chan professional!
Ah, that's good to hear. Makes it way better, I reckon. Still mincing the work at the minute?
>>671662475
He forgot he was here forever.
>>671662681
odaiba gundam rx-78-2
>>671662566
>Are you fucking serious?? Fuck yes, you in chch? Pic?
I'm joking and in Auckland but I think it'd be easy to find guys who want that. Post an ad on craigslist or get on a cam site or something.
>>671662681
I cant wait for Season 2, which may be years away...
New thread?
Any of you cunts do any pest plant work?
>>671662820
Nah
>>671662778
How dare you mess with my heart like that
>>671662718
Yeah I used to eat it all the time, then I gained a little weight and I stopped eating takeaways as often and stopped fizzy drink all together and i've lost so much weight.
>>671662777
Is that the robot? All I see is Rita.
>>671662799
Yeah, that's what my friend was saying. Fingers crossed it's earlier though.
>>671662718
I do appreciate it though. I've never been given or offered a lot so it does mean a lot
One day mate, we'll haveto ditch to Japan on a last minute flight
Too right!
Yeah it does. What work there is, yeah. It's all fairly easy at the present, but it'll get more difficult
Also, we're bump limit now, so i better head off. I won't be thanking myself when i get up for an 8am class tomorrow
Good chat, man. Have a good night
>>671662566
>Bitch nigga is 24
how the fuck do you make it to 24 a virgin?
my jesus crap nigga.
Drop this farting bitch. Holy shit mang. Have some standards.
New thread, for those staying on-board
>>671662959
>>671662959
>>671662959
i'm out /b/ros, good night!
fuck 8am classes, man.
>>671662930
I am into that though. I love JOI vids where there girl is bitchy and insulting.
>>671651779
Depressions a medical condition mate - be honest with a dr sort it out
Sir John Kerwan says so
>>671662975
Yeah mate, have a good one tomorrow!
>>671662981
Yeah good point. I dunno, I know it's harder for guys to get laid.
>>671663092
Orly?
>>671663181
get in new thread.
>>671663099
I know it is, I got major depressive disorder, been seeing a doctor for it for several years.
