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/nzg/ - "Yeah, nah" Edition.
dunedin reporting in. post those nudes
Why are IDs even gone?
>>671662959
You haven't even fucking made it correctly you cuck stain.
don't fucking nzg this bullshit.
if you do, add a separate fucking nz/ new zealand.
fuck sakes you shit at making threads cunt.
Is ginga in this thread? I wish she'd call me a loser while I have a wank. You know you have bad self image when your sexual fantasy is being despised by a hot woman.
Wellington here, why aren't you asleep fellas
>when a dude gets too comfortable and starts farting around you
>>671663205
because I gotta go get durries.
any of you cunts in the wees spraying industry hahah
>>671663205
Just heading off to sleep now mate, i fucking hate having 8am classes at polytech.
>>671663251
Sleep? Huh
>>671663264
just use round up
>>671663264
>wees spraying industry
Gross.
>>671663264
30 seconds, spray and walk away.
>>671663186
yeah I'm here
>>671663227
>after a week
>>671663186
That's such a beta fantasy.
>>671663103
this is how it was always made for the past 2 years
>>671663358
>>671663186
i bet this ginger bitch is ugly af
>>671663398
She's kawaii as fuck, bro. Real talk.
>>671663398
>>671663358
A week is too long. I rip it on the first date. If she doesn't love my scent she can never love me.
>>671663398
Incorrect. Plus she's based af
>>671663364
who the fuck has nzg as a filter by default.
either fucking nz or new zealand.
jesus balls master chef.
>this is how it was always made for the past 2 years
no it hasn't. fuck you on.
>>671663329
years of chemicals have rendered me unable to spell now hahaha
>>671663359
I know right?
>>671663358
You've got such an "I don't give a fuck" attitude, and that's hot. You could make a fortune just smoking durries on cam and shit talking perverts.
>>671663468
>IT'S A MEME YOU DIP
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>671663538
In Dunedin.
>>671663512
Would you say you're a beta guy?
PHYS 131 is destroying my soul.
And just getting to university and back is like, $240 a month. Why is the public transport so expensive here?
>>671663468
Searching NZ comes up with nzg, the fuck is wrong with you autists?
>>671663616
JESUS, get a cheap car
>>671663599
Probs yeah.
>>671663468
>no it hasn't
I dont know who used to make these threads but thats how he made them fgt
>>671663627
who the fuck searches?
its twenty fifteen plus one.
filter that shit to the top of the catalog homie.
DO YOU EVEN CATALOG?
Hey cunt nuggets, I had a pretty good day, how about yourselves?
>>671663616
Auckland?
>>671663684
If its Auckland the cost of parking is fucking expensive
POST PICS OF THIS GINGER VIRGIN UNTIL 24 FUCK FACE WHO FARTS AND PROBABLY HAS AUTISM.
>>671663769
I buried a cow carcass, it was ok.
>>671663769
:)
good for you.
do you have noods of that goddess in your gif?
>>671663627
>>671663517
>>671663468
>>671663364
>>671663103
>>671663698
>>671663748
>>671663831
why wouldn't you carve it up and devour it?
>>671663786
Fuck that then
>>671663512
People would pay for that? To be shit talked to?
>>671663684
I have no significant driving experience.
Plus, wouldn't fuel costs be comparable?
>>671663786
Wellington.
>>671663398
>tfw based ginga would never love you
>>671663695
Yeah. I'm not trying to be derogatory btw I just can't imagine an alpha kinda guy being turned on by being degraded by women and stuff. Do you have any other interesting fantasies?
>>671663814
CRIM301, PHIL337, SOCIOL326 and PSYCH317 this semester. Sounds kek.
>>671663854
lel
you cunts are just a smaller Australia
>>671663831
Protip, do not pierce cow carcasses with the tractor forks.
>>671663698
are you new?
everyone knows it was idbro that made the threads.
>>671663616
Why the fuck would it cost you $240? Get a fucking hop card, $180 monthly pass
>>671663940
And you're just a gayer OP
>>671663848
She would never do nudes bro.
>>671663877
>>671663873
>People would pay for that? To be shit talked to?
Are you kidding me? There's a whole industry. Call me a loser, say I have a tiny dick, I'm ugly, I'm worthless. Guys will pay you a premium to use their names in your vids to make it personal.
>>671663977
That's Auckland-only.
Captcha: Oakland
btw you cunts can take back russell crowe
>>671663769
Not bad. Just wasted $90 on a high quality Daryl Dixon figure for my ex's birthday, maybe I can buy her love back.
>>671664135
why you buying your ex presents?
did you fall for the whole we can still be friends ordeal?
the fuck you even doing?
>>671664110
>>671664083
How is it more expensive to live outside of Auckland? I don't understand.
>>671664135
ukulele guy?
>>671664182
Massive cuck basically. Anyone who knows who I am in here already knows the story.
>>671664195
Price of transportation =/= living costs
>>671664118
jesus, looks like my cousin
>>671664195
Wellington is also expensive in general. Christchurch too, but that's just because everyone there is Jewish.
>>671664220
tumblr fag
>>671664215
Of course. Who else? :D
>>671664231
Is she fucking a new guy?
do you think about her being fucked by a new stud?
do you think about how much bigger his dick is than yours?
do you think back to when she used to tell you yours was good and imagine how she tells her new dick how small yours was compared to it?
>>671664268
does this him?
>>671664257
Yeah but, I pay $200 rent and $40 a week on living+transport in Auckland. $280 on transport seems retardedly expensive.
>>671664346
No
No
No
No
She's seeing nobody. I've been staying at her house recently on weekends. She's asked me to move back in. Says we're taking "baby steps". Knows full well I am still in love with her.
>>671664418
$40 for living + transport? That's cheap. sounds like you eat fucking nothing
>>671664320
All good, I think what you're doing is a bad idea but like Jamie Lannister said: "We don't choose who we love"
But for the love of fuck do what is best for your son, even if that means letting her go.
>>671664469
Canada?
that's the Alaska of the USA......
>>671664397
nah not him.
>>671664509
You must be pingin to get back into those sweet walls balls deep.
>>671664511
I kind of fucked up my statement. $40 is transport, $200 is rent. I spend maybe $40 a week on food + bog roll etc.
>>671664545
no Alaska is the Alaska of USA
>>671664418
It was 240 on transport a month, not 280 a week.
Canada,
That's the Wales of England.
>>671664649
40 on food?
do you even eating?
how do you alcohol?
>>671664684
that was the joke.
Alaska is part of the USA.
>>671664544
It's all for him. Always for him. He asks me every time I see him "daddy can you please live at my house?" and I assume he asks that of her too.
>>671664705
>>671664757
no dude thats a joke
>>671664692
Ya but it's still $160 a month on transport.
>>671664723
I mostly eat bread, noodles, peanut butter and frozen peas & corn
I don't drink anything but water. Past alcoholism/drug addiction issues.
>>671664905
what if i told you nz is shit
>>671664871
but you are student yes?
what student no alcohol?
water is good yes.
>>671664871
What? No, it's $240.
Actually, more like $250, I rounded down where I should have rounded up.
$60 of bus trips a month, and $190 for the monthly train ticket.
I'm Australian and I can't believe I have to post this, especially in a fucking NZ thread.
WHERE IS GINGA AT?
I WANNA SEE WHAT THIS FART CUCK LOOKS LIKE.
>>671664963
Nope, I'm a wagecuck
>>671664984
No, I spend $160 a month on transport. It is a smaller number than $240. I never thought I would be impressed by Aucklands public transport.
>>671664765
Good man.
That's gotta be rough to hear though.
Anybody see that video of the chick ripping that massive fart? So hot.
>>671664986
yes we are all cunts here!!
now help us be cunts
>>671664999
I got you bro
>>671664509
She is trying to fuck someone else while keeping you interested. If she doesnt get laid she will come back
>>671665173
No, I am a race traitor. Fuck your oven of a shit hole of a country. I'm a kiwi now.
>>671665132
Breaks my soul every time man. Love that kid to bits.
We all want to see this, right?
>>671664999
Trips have been checked
I only have access to fb pics
and it would be far too easy for you to find him
and he knows I chill on here
>>671665271
I remember reading this years ago.
>>671665299
Fag
>>671665299
your dead to me now
Anyone else here go to Victoria? I really want to get a transfer from PHYS 131 to PHYS 114 since PHYS 131 can teach me nothing yet holds me back an entire year. Unfortunately, I don't know who would have authority over the matter but doesn't think that not quite having the required NCEA marks should mean automatically being put into PHYS 131/122.
>>671664986
Glassing abos?
Smashing those fuking lebos?
Sounds like a Good Cunt to me.
>>671665222
Checked, but she's really not. We play games together every night on weekdays, and I go to her house on weekends. If she's fucking someone else on the side she's being pretty fucking discreet about it. She's a screamer so I'd hear her on TS if she was rooting while gaming. She has no other time she could.
Listening to hardcore shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
>you will never smoke a cigarette in the cold, still night with ginga by your side
Why live, thread?
>>671665337
You're very nice in the size department, I'm more of a C than an F
>>671665299
Same here, fuck the heat, fuck the spiders and everything else that wants to kill you. I don't want to go back even though kiwis can be stink cunts.
>>671665470
Get a fucking cat, nigger. Holy shit.
>>671665558
A cat? Those fuckers just make you feel lonelier when they bugger off all the time because they don't need you
>>671665545
>kiwis can be stink cunts
They're good cunts. Just pronounce 6 and 7 correctly and they won't even know.
>>671665470
Who even are you? What's your name in the tinychat usually?
>>671665497
C is better than B?
I can dig that.
>>671665545
no aussie i know would go to nz over Australia so fuk you nzfaggalot
>>671665470
why don't you go visit her?
>>671665661
A and B is like little titties. C's are pretty normal. The higher the letter the bigger the boobies.
>>671665660
hello.
>>671665497
you got flapjacks though?
Do you guys talk like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rK243_Dxg
Do all New Zealanders talk with this accent?
>>671665749
B's are nice titties though.
I sucked some nipples before.
>>671665823
how fucking old is this nigga?
look at that fucking face.
bitch got lines like a mother fucker.
>>671665780
guyfromtheplace?
>>671665795
the fuck are flapjacks?
>>671665666
The real reason i left is aussies shitposting game is too weak.
Still I gotta check those satan trips.
>>671665900
>guyfromtheplace?
Nah that aint me. Looks like me when I shave my head though.
>>671665733
Because that'd be a bit weird, no?
>>671665780
Your eyes scared the shit out of me.
>>671665404
Any girl that leaves then comes back thought they could do better then realised she couldn't.
Real talk - if you are ok with that because of your kid then all the power to you man, i have far too much pride fo dat
>>671665666
Eat shit
>>671666015
back at ya
lets hug this out over satan trips
>>671665823
you should hear ginga talk.
that is real nigga NZ accent shit.
>>671666052
who are you? 24 came and crashed on my couch for like 2 days
>>671665470
Mate... right in the feels..
>>671666132
if nz is so fukin good why is this place full of you cunts
>>671666106
Nah man. I fucked it all up way back when. It's my fault that shit went south and it's my responsibility to make it right again. It's not what you're thinking it is.
>>671665823
Is this girl taking the piss?
>>671665823
I would fuck her.
Wait, is this a dude?
>>671666164
Just some guy. I remember you saying, wasn't that weird as too?
>>671665823
This is a fucking dude isn't it.
Fuck sakes.
>>671666240
Why is NZ full of us?
>>671665900
pancake titties. y'know like saggy and deflated. not perky
>>671666160
that's a southern as fuck accent mate
>>671666330
no your a nzfag now
so what you should have said is why is nz full of aussies
>>671666394
voccaroo some talking and shit.
then we can compare voices.
>>671666133
bring it in cuz
>>671666307
Nah it was comfy, smoked pot in my garage watch some movies.
He's a nice guy with a good heart
>>671666415
Unfortunately, I'm still an Australian citizen.
>>671666164
did you two have making fuck?
>>671665823
No, we all talk like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkegrjUfhCI
>>671666453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXv03ttD1s
>>671666511
we did not. He slept on the couch
Australia has so many fucking kiwis, if nz is apparently better...why?
>>671666470
drop it likes it hot
>>671666527
Hahahaha this is awesome
>>671666453
i hate my voice, i aint doing that shit nigga
>>671666604
90% of them are Maoris. They don;t count as people. You can have them. Bludge your centrelink fuckers.
>>671666594
must of been disappointing for him
>>671666493
Must be getting confused with someone else then, my bad
>>671665404
>I'd hear her on TS
Jesus fucking christ
>>671666775
tell me I am worthless so I can masturbate to your voice.
>>671666693
i don't think you're koalified to give those hugs sir.
>blacks wanting special treatment with oscars
>blacks not wanting equal rights
>blacks acting like feminists
>you can't be racist if you're black
>you can't be racist to whites
>let's never let this race guilt trip end
>>671666604
It's because aus had better paying & more work for unskilled laborers.
>>671666830
when you put it that way
sounds like we have a common enemy
how did you guy get them out?
>>671666604
>>671666830
You don't have kiwis, you've got Mozzi's.
>>671666908
but I'm a dude, and I assure you I'm more useless than you
>>671666981
Cut off their benefit
nz is so gay, that once were warriors gave me aids
>>671666881
What? You don't use Team Speak when you game?
>>671666493
You still hear from him? What is he up to these days?
>>671667121
Once were warriors is the greatest romcom of all time what in the actual fuck are you on about cunt?
>>671667082
ill get on it now cheers you nzfag you may have just helped in cleaning up Australia
>>671667213
Unlikely. You still have abos.
>>671667135
yeah I hear from him every now and again. I think he's got a job as a bartender now. And is still studying
>>671667082
They don't get a benefit over there though.
>>671667196
Just.....NO!
>>671667122
The sheer concept of someone having sex while gaming and leaving some sort of communication device open is the part I'm having trouble wrapping my head around.
>>671667196
the best bet is when that chick an hero
i came all over the tv
how big must a penis be?
>>671667313
Kiwis can get centrelink in Aus. You're wrong.
>>671667306
Down in dunners?
Why doesn't he come on anymore?
>>671667374
Three score and seven years.
>>671667349
It was a joke dude. Point is we spend basically all our free time together. It's like old times. She's not fucking anyone else.
>>671667374
In your case, not very big.
>>671667394
probably because he works night shift? I don't know
>>671667455
If he's a guy that's actually a compliment.
>>671667387
I thought the aus govt cut them off years ago and made the nz govt pay them their dole
how many ausfag we got here?
>>671667374
Larger than a clit and smaller than a leg to be considered a penis.
>>671667453
you don't know this.
>>671667499
I miss him :(
>>671667551
Too many.
>>671667530
Nope. So long as they are an Australian resident they're entitled to it. Part of the SCV (Visa) NZ and Aus share. Works the other way too.
http://e2nz.org/dont-move-zealand/
>>671667659
e2nz is the best thing to ever happen to NZ tbqh
>>671667630
Yeah I know it works the other way, been bludging off the nz govt for years. I see it as my patriotic duty.
>>671667568
OK let's see. She gets up at 6am and takes care of my 3 year old son until 7am, when I get home from work and we play games together until 11, when she goes to bed to wake up again at 7, 5 nights a week. Then I go to her house every weekend to chill with my son, stay the night and she doesn't go out.
I don't know when you think she's fucking but you're wrong.
Any first year biomed students about?
'Tis day 3 and it's already a drag
How big must a penis be for sex?
I am virgin and need to know for reasons.
>>671667659
They're not entirely wrong, but fuck they're some salty cunts.
>>671667796
until 7pm not am
>>671667796
She let you bang her occasionally?
>>671667796
you still don't know she isn't fucking anyone.
don't assume.
>>671667808
If you can stick it in then its big enough
>>671668017
i chuckled
>>671667808
id say about threefiddy
>>671667912
When does she have time to fuck anyone? She spends all her time with me or my son. She's not one to fuck in front of a child.
>>671667889
Nope, she wants it though. Last weekend she kept talking about her fanny and tits, then later "Accidentially" flashed me her slit. Nobody just forgets to put on undies
>>671665383
I found some contact numbers in about 20 seconds on google, and I'm not even living in NZ at the moment. Perhaps an arts degree might be more your speed?
>>671668097
I'd say its more about treesiddy
>>671668188
Savage AF haha.
>>671668180
Damn son, why didn't you get up in that shit?
>>671665383
PHYS 122 is really hard. Just stick with your easy mode course. If you didn't do well in NCEA physics you're not going to have fun.
>>671668097
>>671668215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M
>>671667808
6 inch is nice
tbqh
>>671668347
Is that Mark Hamill or Lou Vincent?
>>671668372
more!!!
>>671668301
I'm being really fucking careful not to fuck anything up. It's taken 2 years to get to this point, I'm not going to jump the gun and risk it all. I just want my son back man.
>>671668353
what about 7.5'?
>>671668372
you're triggering me
just a [spoiler]test[/spoiler]
>>671668407
Fuck! I mean Mark Hadlow.
>>671668372
mate, i'd huff on that shit all night long
>>671668353
Oh, I'm 7 inches. off by an inch. I'll go :(
>>671668451
yes
that is also good
>>671668372
I know this isn't Ginga because she's not knitting or wearing a hat that she knitted.
>>671665337
>>671668372
What exquisite artworks these are.
>>671668433
You're a good man, too many cunts out there would put their dick before their kid.
>>671668188
It's a little more complicated than that.
While it LOOKS like there's a bajillion people you can contact about the matter, everyone will forward you to someone else. But since I've been denied by one person, I need to find another "someone else" who has a different opinion.
>>671668306
I did well in NCEA physics, just not on the external. I'm slow with handwriting.
>>671668508
7 is fine, 6 is also fine
>dick size doesn't really matter to most girls
>as long as you can eat da pussi like a champ
>and make your lady feel special
>>671668525
y'hear that penis? your all good!
>>671668560
You raise a valid point sir.
She should make an etsy store...
>>671668643
Women tend to be less shallow when it comes to appearance than men. It's cliche but true that they care more for a personality and humour. If it weren't I'd never get laid, but here I am, I've slept with almost 8 different women. Only half of them were ugly.
>>671668757
You need to stop
>>671668643
So mah dicks all good, but I never got to eat the puss before :( fml
>>671668842
this tbh. Nice pepe btw, I am stealing it.
>>671668759
I've already made an etsy store..
>>671668783
You are spot on sir!
>>671668842
aint seen that one before.. must be a rare pepe
>>671668936
You want some more pepe's?
>>671668903
There are guides on the net and just talk to you girl, she'll teach you
>>671668757
thats great more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671668946
Last time we spoke you were planning on going to some hippy gathering and selling scarfes for a massive markup. Did that end up going down? Make a nice chunk of haka?
>>671668946
Link? I've wanted a hat ever since you made one for 24
>>671669042
Nah I bitched out, But I did make an etsy site and I've put a whole bunch of stuff up
>>671669008
>just talk to you girl
hahah your fucking kidding right? what girl?
>>671669082
Promise you won't stalk me? It links to my facebook page
>>671669184
YOU NEED TO STOP
>>671669008
I'm solid bro, but can never have too many pepes
>>671669198
fucking this
>>671668180
>fanny and tits
wow what world am I in
>>671669276
y tho
>>671669198
if you get that far I mean
...Sorry bro
>>671669317
Because URK
>>671669229
>unkeepable promises.
>>671668180
a slut forgets to put panties on because of the quick fucks needed.
she is gettin the d from somewhere.
how long has she been single for?
>>671669229
I don't have facebook,
I already know who you are.
I live in a different city so I cant physically stalk you.
So yeah, I promise.
>>671669379
Especially when some niggas making shitty rule 34's of me
>>671669437
You have skype? We can add each other and I'll give you the link on there
I trust you just not /b/
>>671669184
fuck im about to cum dont stop
>>671669363
Nah, no need to apologize. I fucked myself over there...
>>671669493
Not him, but chuck it in the tinychat?
I'm just curious to see what you're selling
>>671669382
It was in the morning after I stayed the night. I highly doubt she got fucked while I was in the next room and my son was in hers. Keep trying bro, it's entertaining me how much you think you know about this.
QLD fag here need some court advice / word up.
I missed my court date today because I was sick, l had the medical certificate dropped off with a letter to the magistrate, ive been told I got a warrant out for my apprehension and should come to court first thing tomorrow morning.
Any tips on how it might go down? It was originally a request for a work license after being done with weed in the system, but I missed the second hearing as mentioned.
They going to chuck me in the watch house all day until I can be heard? Or if im in early enough do you reckon ill be seen and sentenced a bit sooner.
>>671669614
I'm in tinychat
>>671669493
Can I comission a hat and or scarfe? How long would it take to knit a Sonic themed one? For my son, who is 3?
>>671669679
y u mad though?
why isn't it possible she hasn't had any dick in how many years?
people got needs bruv.
>>671669748
Hmmm Probably about 3 days to finish it since its for a kiddie
>>671669493
sorry no skype, ill just jump in tinychat
>>671669493
>Especially when some niggas making shitty rule 34's of me
I mean, you should be honoured in some way right? You've basically become a living meme today.
>>671669493
>Especially when some niggas making shitty rule 34's of me
who says they are you?
>>671669846
His birthday is in 2 weeks so that could work easy. How much?
>>671669927
Jump in the tiny chat and I'll drop the link
>>671669927
Ill charge you 30 for a hat and scarf and like 6 for postage
>>671669779
fuck bro i need have a shower
>>671670072
you grammer shit bro
>>671669892
I don't believe in coincidences
>>671670157
do you take request?
thanks im lovin this
>>671670270
what you thinking of?
>>671670157
His dick isn't that big
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>>671670413
I got u fam.
request on board.
Anyone here go to Northern Bass this year?
We're past bump limit again.
New thread or go to bed?
>>671670339
Asian poopin on amputee
>>671670481
wew that's depressing
>>671670481
>bogan
you mean hori
>>671670897
that not what i wanted!!
make another thread.
I need to post more pictures.
>>671670897
no this needs a thread
