What's the most shameful and depraved thing you've ever done
I sometimes look at my knees in the bath
>>768657649
Are they knees or hotdogs
I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?
>>768657715
>>768657715
cool
I ass-raped a full grown black labrador when I was 16. Came in his ass balls deep. When I pulled out, the dog was still making the backward and forward motion as if I was still fucking him. I'm talking in and out fully with every thrust. When I was 16, when my dick got hard, IT GOT HARD. Shit on my dick and everything. But didn't matter I came inside. Had just lost gf at that time. Feels the exact same as a hand/mouf/pussy/whatever. It's all the same.
>>768657969
Damn, that's gross
I accidentally touched a boob in the hallway sophomore year
>>768658097
You're married now
>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever
>>768658146
This is a masterpiece
My family rented a house in Vermont I think for some skiing. One day while skiing I decided wtf time to call it quits for the day and I decided to explore the house.
I found their daughter's room and her panties so had a nice fap. That was pretty shameful. Luckily I didn't get caught doing that.
straight up played with my gf doodoo to nut
>>768658146
I’m done with the internet today...
>>768658436
really turns you on doesn't it?
>>768658416
Good times!
I met up with a younger married woman from Reddit - she was 25 and i'm almost twice that age. Only been married a year and already her husband was having ED problems. She wanted to fuck. I lied and said I was allergic to condoms so she told me I could fuck her in the ass. Diamonds. Pulled out before I came and made her kneel and came on her face and positioned her so there was a wedding photo behind her. Don't know if she cleaned up afterwards but when I left there was a huge cum-streak on the picture.
I used to walk around with X-RAY specs thinking I'd see boobies.
>>768658576
wow
you sound retarded
>>768658618
All little kids are retarded, that's how we learn to not be retarded.
tributing tthis anon's dad
Posted my ex gf on 4chan ... and then posted all her contact information
>>768658663
nice
>>768658618
You're on 4chan FFS. Everyone sounds retarded.
>>768658705 >>768658618
We're all retarded here
>>768657525
I fucked your mother.
>>768658739
Hot
>>768658663
this is the funniest fuckin thing i've seen.
>>768658738
Nah - there are some pseudo-retards here just pretending for Chan-kudos
>>768657525
Bought a 4chan Gold Account.
I cannot unsee the pictures that I saw.
>>768658805
what did you see?
>>768658146
>best day ever
>>768658680
What happened?
>>768658866
Buy your own account, cheapskate!
>>768658241
You mean you decided to explore the house before you went skiing
>>768658915
i have one faggot. see?
i shaved my little sister's pubes into this shape.
>>768658878
She delete all her social media ... tried to turn it into a me too thing on twitter ... but just got spammed with nudes when I found out
>>768658213
Wheaton's Law, Don't be a dick.
>>768658986
dude fuck you i can't see cuz i dont have gold.
>>768657525
my sister pissed in nettles
she couldn't sleep because of the itching
so i scratched her so she could sleep.
i was actually pretty helpful there but the shameful part is i bonered and i came without even touching my dick
>>768659016
Was it exciting for you?
>>768659097
is the thread dead or did you incest fags go fapping?
i've emptied my heart and told you my deepest shames.
>>768659246
I still love you
>>768659112
Yeah it was I still enjoy it used to fap to her twitter till it went private
I burnt a hobos tent along with all his belongings to ash.
>>768658878
>>768659016
From what I heard also she got suicidal ... but now o think she married so it’s fine
>>768659351
I can understand. I give out my gf’s info too and it was a thrill
>>768657525
Premarital sex
>>768659398
Pics or it didn't happen
>>768659518
What happened ? How was her reaction .. my only regret is I never herd how she really felt
>>768657525
Installed windows 10
>>768659654
You're a failure
>>768659634
Nothing. I did it in private and asked not to message her. I just wanted to feel that thrill
>>768659829
Yes
>>768659928
Ah cool you still do it ?
>>768660376
Yes, I did it few times
>>768660392
Cool cool I got a kik if you wanted too haha ... it thrilling when others do it too
>>768660442
It depends on my mood, you know how much risky it is. Your age and where are you from?
>>768657525
I fucked a girl on her period. She was really into it, I guess it's true that girls get hornier on their period
Anonymous foursome with me bottoming for 4 guys and one of them turned out to be a guy I worked with who recognised me by my voice.
>>768660479
30-40 North east USA
>>768660515
That's pretty hot. Did they wear condoms?
Shared pictures of my wife stripping out of her wedding dress and sucking my cock on our wedding night. A couple of friends saw them and told me. Played it off as if they were taken from my computer when it was in for repair.
>>768660537
What would you like to do?
>>768660567
Kys
>>768660557
Yeah. I waited for them in the room just inside my front door. They let themselves in and I was naked on all fours with a blindfold on. They got me high as fuck on amyl and went to town on me.
>>768660593
I just enjoy the exposure ... having nudes and knowing the girl if you care to share my kik is superdooper4001
>>768660664
I will think about it
Jacked off to this post right now
>>768660612
Fuckkk that sounds so hot. I love risky sex too but im top
>>768660677
Cool ... it gets me diamonds ... I wish I had taken more pics of girls I fucked back in the day
>>768660686
Yeah I love it lol although it had my heart fucking racing when he told a mutual friend that he had fucked a guy from work like that. Fortunately he didn't tell who.
Made a three year old jack me off. Tried to put it in her mouth but she wouldn't go for it.
>>768660799
Cool that’s awesome
A friend of was stayin at my house while she got her new place. While she went to work a few times I dug through her dirty clothes to get panties. I would find the ones that were sweatiest then sniff as i fapped.
Best faps of my life
when i was 13 i played in a friend's pool with her sister, we were playing very roughly and she would constantly rub her body against mine trying to drown me and i was there just enjoying that and pretending i wasn't taking advantage of her, eventually i ended up seeing her nips. She was like 10 or 9 wtf was wrong with me
>>768660799
ok i don't feel so ashamed now
>>768657715
>What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?
Go about your day as you usually would,
you absolute fucking autist.
>>768660677
Please consider me the next time you have an urge
While jacking off, I douched my ass with a bottle of my own piss that had been filtered through my dirty socks then swished in my mouth like mouthwash.
i was in a sleepover with a lot of friends, i ended up sharing a bed with my gf, her best friend and my best friend. my gf ended up masturbating me, it was pretty cool.
>>768661804
The most degenerate thing you've ever done was get a handjob? Fucking KEKKLES ALL ABOUT IT
On more than a dozen occasions I've gone to the bathroom at work, took one of my socks off and put it on my cock like a condom and jerked a big nut into it. Then I just put it back on and went about my day. When I got home I took it back off and sucked on the sweaty cummy sock while jerking into the other one.
>>768661892
my gf gave me a handjob with 2 friends in the same bed, it's not that big of a deal but it's one of those funny risky things
>>768662075
Oh I gotcha. Reading comprehension fail on my part. That is indeed somewhat more degenerate. Approval granted.
>>768658986
how the fuck do you even cut hair into that shape?
great pic though, nice innie
>>768657525
I've had to strip search some adolescent boys.
when i was 15 and my sister (13) had friends over for a sleepover, i stayed up till late night and cummed on everything they possed and left in the bathroom, e.g. toothbrush, underwear, socks, t-shirts, shoes idk whatelse.
same age a female friend of me had birthday and another female friend, which i know since i was 3 or something, were baking a cake for her. this friend needed to leave for for an hour for piano lessons and i think i ejaculated 4 or 5 times in that cake dough.
nice bonus effect was that the friend i was baking with obviously tried the dough.
negative effect was that this cake ended up eaten at the party and i had to witness a lot of my male friends eating my cum unknowingly.
still got diamond when all the hot girls ate the cake
>>768662862
Detail the socks.
Left my girlfriend to marry an ex prostitute ladyboy
>>768657525
I once masturbated for 8 hours straight, its my record so far.
True story
>>768664362
Why didn't you rjaxulate